WASTED IN REAL LIFE
random UM button

Mugged! My Story By Man From Uranus

Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

You are at the UM archive for the bumskipper Category:

Paperjack.

When my man Andrew left for the States he bequeathed me about five rolls of printer paper, which he rightly figured I could absorb into the Um CD-R cottage industry, such that it is. Which is great, except that lately I’ve been stuck in some Sorcerer’s Apprentice-style nightmare where endlessly malfunctioning printers (surely the pre-eminent [...]

Thanks Johann!

Some guy in Germany called Johann bought Bumskippers 1 & 10, and in this economic climate everybody here at Umbusiness would like to reach out and personally thank the man!