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Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

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Was mixing my drinks last night, with way more herbal teas than standard. Green tea, peppermint, cammomile. crashed out about 2AM after viewing the enjoyable Royal Tennenbaums with my hand on the volume knob all the way through. I could watch Gene Hackman all day. Awoke sweating after vivid dream just after 4. Dream was [...]

Swiss stills.

OK, just spent a very long time uploading stills in this very clunky process only for them to disappear so I will do this in bits to minimise the kind of rage that I am experiencing right fucking now.

Shades

This young man from the insurance ad was able to make me gasp with loathing in seconds because he seemed to embody a whole raft of infinitely hateable things with just a few gormless Satan-cocksucking words and a twatty face, but look, today I somehow stumbled upon whole minutes of the cunt talking arse, for [...]

HE HAIR IS IN A BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this kind of thing count as an incitement to religious violence, cos it makes me feel a bit jihadi and I’m from fucking Guildford…

Been dealing with some demons lately.