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The UM Archive for April, 2002

Sometimes it snows in April

Rainy Monday, sat in Sam’s cupboard in some physical and mental discomfort. Yesterday was my birthday unfortunately, and so it was to The Free Press with Daddy J at lunchtime, with a quick visit to The Chariots Of Fire on the way home. Signs on the door of The Chariots promised free beer from 7PM, [...]

Saturday night in the great indoors

Saturday night in the great indoors working on the comedy-scale CD releases of my back catalogue. Available from me in person for roughly £6 a CD. Hope to do at least 10 and maybe more. Quality of material varies.
Doorbell rang. Answered it to find no-one there. Some drunken fool at the end of [...]

Remembrance of things pissed/Curse of the Queen Mother

Well, it’s weird. It’s Wednesday the 10th of April and I haven’t been out or got drunk since that all-dayer at The Portland, which was like March 30th. I was thinking I’m never going to compere again. I think there’s a fine line between being drunk and being…uh, something else. When Matt from CRS came [...]