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The UM Archive for May, 2002

All my songs are shit

Few too many bods in here this morning to write much.
A few weeks ago I noticed that the big toe on my left foot had gone partially numb (not numb in the emotional sense, just physically numb). A couple of nights later I was lying (again, in the physical sense) in the bath [...]

flying off the shelves…

Urgh. Another day feeling like Han Solo when they thawed him out that stuff. If only I had Chewbacca sat next to me here at my dole course…
“Naaaaaargh…!” “Don’t worry Chewy, it’s only for 13 weeks…”
Our Photoshop tutor comes in twice a week. Yesterday he told me I have to [...]

Writing from a dole course…

In early today for my dole course so I get to do this while no-one is watching. Apologies for piss-poor diaryings lately, or even the lack of them. Borrowed my man Andy’s DAT machine to hoover up lots of stranded UM (my DAT died a little while ago) on that format. Realized that there are [...]

The Vichy Government = The Best Name Ever

So yeah, what happened at Retro Electro the other week?
Uh…
Adele played “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zep and me and Susan were looking at each other going “oh my God, she’s playing Led Zeppelin!” Mind you, I think Larry Levan or some other hip name-to-drop from disco history used to incorporate [...]

Hold out for the Space Echo

There’s been some debate as to whether people’s dreams are interesting second-hand, and whether mine are adding anything to the diary. Given the alternative is a description of events in my real actual life; I think they constitute a little variety at least.
So last night I’m watching (seemingly from a small aircraft which [...]