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Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

The UM Archive for November, 2002

shame jackets

A while ago I was in the queue in Sainsburys, idly staring at the random collection of humans who had chosen to do their shopping at the same time, when I noticed a pair of women dressed similarly in jeans and black bomber jackets, both with short, grey-flecked hair, who were standing together in the [...]

beards/the longest day of all time

Most of this was written about a week ago:
Been trying to grow a beard over the last couple of weeks. Realized that if I ever wanted to have one without it being grey I’d have to get on with it, even if it is stupidly sparse in a follicle sense. Actually the chin [...]