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Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

The UM Archive for December, 2002

What about this weather, eh?

Damn! Hands almost too cold to type. Fuck this less than zero shit. Yesterday on the till was like some sort of survival training, which also involved selling lots of dried fruit just to mess with your head. This one customer (who doesn’t seem to have a sense of humour but stumbled across a piece [...]

The various types of fear

Received email from Simon Beard-Harvest Time telling me I’d left my minidisks up at the Portland. Shit. Disasters 1, Triumphs 0. Devised plan where I would utilise the ludicrously small amount of free personal time available to me before my next gig to my best advantage. I’d pick up Syd from nursery with a [...]