01.23.03 - 10:32am
I’ve decided to advertise the new “Reviews” section of my site (look under “Lists”) by including the first review here in my diary, because that’s the only bit that people read, as well they might.
Last night’s Bad Timing was a complete BABOON of a success, especially considering it was a bit of a [...]
01.23.03 - 10:31am
Been sat in Sam’s cupboard for almost an hour trying, for the purposes of a press release, to describe what it is I do as UM, which is like asking a self-obsessed masochist what he does for a living, which is like staring into a Hall of Broken Mirrors, which is like being fucked by [...]
01.14.03 - 01:05pm
Of course last week’s triumphs in the not-getting-pissed stakes were replaced over the weekend by comic levels of abuse on Friday with members of Ascoltare, The Palmtop Orchestra, Eggboy and Elias Bland, and then even more hilarious amounts of joke-drinking on Sunday with an unnamed member of Rob Jesus. Thus it was that I woke [...]
01.10.03 - 10:11am
My mother has moved to the bleakest place on earth. A big hill off the coast in Cornwall inside a raining cloud. It (the miserable darkness) was bearable (in that you felt like you were involved in some depressing fictional exercise) for a few days and then the sun came out for about half an [...]