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The UM Archive for December, 2003

Just has to be different…

One more entry actually, just for laughs, and to prove that some kind of cosmic order is being restored while the rest of you are out getting wankered: its now 10:05PM, I’ve had a glass of champagne, and now I’m going to bed.

disappearing into the mist…

I must end 2003 prematurely and get on the M roads. If anyone wants me I’m drinking gin and tonics in the rain with my mother.

The new improbability/ different wealths

What the fuck is it with John Fahey and me? I first hear John Fahey about 10 years ago on the Peel show. Then I see a record of his in Resale but don’t buy it because I’m not yet into my vinyl jones. Then a few months after that I see two more Fahey [...]

Shall I compare thee to a Roger Waters?

Finally I’ve fallen to the germ posse flying round the flat in coughs and am illin’ like a villain also. Feel like a piece of shite, like Beck might say if he was from Macclesfield or somewhere. People often compare me to Beck and I have to smile indulgently and tell them how much I [...]

Weirdest Recent Mill Road Happenstances

A popular problem for the self-obsessed is that everything seems to be happening to them, whereas in fact it’s just confusing old reality going about its business in its usual chaotic fashion. Every day I walk down Mill Road and more often than not I’ll spot something that seems particularly out of the ordinary, [...]

coughy dogs should put Cambridge on the map, chaps.

So when Bugs asks me at short notice to support the new band he’s drumming in I agree, because he’s a mate and I’m an implausibly kind and gracious individual, but I don’t expect them to be any good, not because Bugs is a monkey or anything, just because most bands aren’t, let’s face it. [...]

He’s Japanese, so he knows what he’s doing.

I’m sorry, but this is how it is. In on a Friday night again. Sam was meant to be going out, and although she didn’t, I made no plans and here I am. Really fucking tired too. Kinda tipsy, a little bit caned, sorta regretful. I was busying myself with the printing of Um covers [...]