06.25.04 - 05:10am
Right. Finally Caroline forces a bottle of spring water on me and we begin the trudge to the gallows represented by the school assembly hall. I’m really, really, really shitting myself. In fact, and I hope this isn’t a little too much information for you, I do actually need to go, but I know that [...]
06.23.04 - 09:40am
OK. Legs Akimbo? Then I’ll begin.
Well, it was like this. My actress buddy Caroline phones me up sometime about a week ago asking me to help her out with some role-play thing in a school that she desperately needs a man for. Now generally speaking I can’t be doing with thesps and thespionage [...]
06.21.04 - 06:16am
Pete.um, Exotic sex is urgently necessary for you!
I heard some people catch a helpless d0gs and other animals, like h0rses, g0ats, sheeps and f-u-kk them. Recenlry i saw it… They also make an extreemly s.e-ks.ual actions with an1malz! They make an1-mals to l1ck w0man’s pooss1es and a-s.sh0les. W00men l1ke to [...]
06.20.04 - 10:13am
Last night I dreamt that I was in a tent with tiered seating with a fellow audience who were exclusively proletarian in nature and raucous of mood. Gordon Brown, only fatter and unkempt, sweatily squeezed into a suit that was far too small, was at the front speaking. He’d lost his Scottishness and was all [...]
06.17.04 - 06:36am
Right, so I’ve promised philosophy, but its hot, one of my kidneys hurts and I’ve got Thomas The Tank Engine blaring into my right ear. Its not really philosophy you’re going to get anyway, its more like some sort of discursive confessional.
All I wanted to say really was what a headfuck the whole [...]
06.11.04 - 09:37am
NO MORE PAYING EXPENSIVE FOR SOFTWARES WITH US journal church girls
I think I’ve narrowed down the potential causes of my computer woes to a list of four.
Heat. I’ve had even more problems than usual during this recent spell of warm weather. However I still get restarts during cold weather. Some [...]
06.11.04 - 05:44am
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Life is shitehouse. I’m forcing myself to type here. Even the automatic spellchecker feels like someone imposing his or her will on me. Nah, its not so bad, but the aforementioned bummers and the comedown from my Strawberry Fair foolery have left me slightly behind [...]
06.03.04 - 04:59am
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