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The UM Archive for July, 2004

Ian McKaye and your Mum

So yeah, the next absurd test of my psychological weatherproofing was meant to be doing the Damo Suzuki gig and having him stay at my house. Of course I was going to get a plaque made for the space above the front door “Damo Suzuki spent the night here: 17-7-04″, which I like to think [...]

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Oh yeah, just as a sort of coda to the Legs Akimbo thing: as Caroline and I were walking up Mill Road (the paving-stones of which I would have happily kissed) after Lucy dropped us off she was trying to give me this “now that wasn’t so bad in the end, was it?”– type of [...]

Legs Akimbo Pt. 3. Horror’s End

Right, can’t be arsed to be too long-winded, but:
So we get out of the assembly horror and have a bit of respite, but I feel so shitty and ashamed that it doesn’t really feel like it. It was a bit like being in a fire and then getting out of the fire, but [...]

interim hangover

First time I’ve had to myself in a few days, but I’m so hungover I can’t do anything useful. I certainly can’t deal with the horror of Part 3. Little tip for any drinkers out there: pass on the Old Speckled Hen in cans. Sainsburys had a deal but it just isn’t worth the pennies [...]