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Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

The UM Archive for November, 2004

Thankyou for this opportunity to speak to you all today.

My PC is working for the first time in several days, but not for long I presume. Uh…here’s the one and only review of the Um 7″ single:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jennygeorge/robots/reviews/archive/0411.html
And what’s this all about? My French only gets about half of this:
http://nashvillesnews.net/d422/node/view/7140
And, despite seeming to have declined the [...]

An improvement in your volume

Marianne Jffu sent the following to Flo Nefax, but somehow it ended up on my computer:
Our product is an all elemental grass product comprising a mixture of herbage known for boosting intimate longing with performance. By victimization our product you should experience an increase in sexual craving, an improvement [...]

voodoo in the house again

Might be a while before the next entry chums. PC giving me hideous gyp. When I boot up it does all its disk check FAT 32 stuff and then I get an endless variation on the theme of coloured parallel lines. What is that? Hard drive dying? Video card? Satanic teasing?
Just more shit [...]

All I can say

Well, GO USA!!!
– is all I can say, you fucking bunch of stupid, ignorant, non-passport-owning, SUV-driving, motherfucking idiot cunts. And that’s just for proving me wrong. I think it was Osama Bin Laden who said:
Praise be to Allah who created the creation for his worship and commanded them to be just [...]

American Election/Funk action/John Peel still dead.

Right, historic day and all that so I’m forcing myself out of this deep funk to get blogful. By the way I’ve stopped the quest for the ultimate spam email sender nonsense name, which has been hard because humdingers keep coming in (sniffing at my voodoo) but I will mention that I had WENDY FUNK [...]