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The UM Archive for January, 2006

How Dave tricked me into liking jazz.

Remember how I was bitching about people clutching little bags from Fopp? Well, I’ve become a bit of a Fopp monster myself of late, and, what’s more – I’ve got into jazz. People used to talk to my hand about jazz, because if it wasn’t Dollar Brand I wasn’t interested. I think I tried to [...]

Block Party

I tell you what, if I was Charles Kennedy when they kicked me out I would have been straight down the bar at the LibDem HQ and every time anyone walked past I would have hassled them for a drink by pointing at the top shelf, slurring something along the lines of “Well, I tried, [...]

Bumskipper 3 mailout pasted herein.

Word up.
Now, many of you have written in to point out that AFX actually released Analord 10 first, and therefore Bumskipper 1 was out of sequence. This was not an error, however. Richard releases his stuff out of sequence, and so, therefore, do I. Unfortunately, due to an error, the CD due to [...]

Twelfth Night

Shit. Two thousand and fucking six.
I found out over Christmas that both my uncle and (more insanely) my dad read this thing. Obviously if I’d have wanted any old person to read my diary I wouldn’t have hidden it away in the public domain, and although for a while I felt like that [...]