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The UM Archive for March, 2009

Bob’s 4 Rules Of Rock

I’d been good to myself all of last week but I took my therapist’s advice and got really good and fucked upon Saturday night. On Sunday Bob was on the wagon but he took one look at me on Sunday morning and took me to the pub for breakfast out of the sheer goodness of [...]

It must be great to be in Ween.

Me and Dave and Bobby return to this one again and again due to its kind of effortlessly silly transcendent beauty. Apparently they were really caned.

Sex With Brian Eno

I was quite pleasantly surprised at Brian Eno’s honesty about his sexual appetites when I read his “A Year” book (although annoyed at the way that his artist’s life comfortably dicking about with stuff didn’t seem to have many parallels with what I possibly imagined as my heroically scuzzy bohemian grinding). I think he comes [...]

Bad dope science.

Was looking for a picture of the delightful Jacqui Smith when I stumbled upon some fascinating facts about cannabis and politics and media spin.

Um Badges in production.

Andy T was kind enough to let me borrow his badgemaker. Available at all Um gigs for 30p. Only trouble is there aren’t any Um gigs, so let me know if you want one of them too.
      
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Mullen & Maya Vision

A young friend of mine has used some of my stuff for the soundtrack to this footage of Cambridge stencil artist Maya at work.

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Thanks Johann!

Some guy in Germany called Johann bought Bumskippers 1 & 10, and in this economic climate everybody here at Umbusiness would like to reach out and personally thank the man!

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Shades

This young man from the insurance ad was able to make me gasp with loathing in seconds because he seemed to embody a whole raft of infinitely hateable things with just a few gormless Satan-cocksucking words and a twatty face, but look, today I somehow stumbled upon whole minutes of the cunt talking arse, for [...]

HE HAIR IS IN A BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this kind of thing count as an incitement to religious violence, cos it makes me feel a bit jihadi and I’m from fucking Guildford…