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Paperjack.

When my man Andrew left for the States he bequeathed me about five rolls of printer paper, which he rightly figured I could absorb into the Um CD-R cottage industry, such that it is. Which is great, except that lately I’ve been stuck in some Sorcerer’s Apprentice-style nightmare where endlessly malfunctioning printers (surely the pre-eminent primadonna of computer peripherals) join forces in an axis of semi-inanimate evil with resolutely non-flat pieces of thick paper that have a surface texture that makes my skin crawl to frustrate and mock my amateurish efforts to make my creativity pay to some small degree.

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It’s annoying though, ‘cos what with the free paper and the sourcing of some really stunningly cheap deals for ink and CD cases I’d be in a very strong position to clean up, or at least I would be if anyone actually bought the fucking things. Anyway, for the first time in a while, and at the aforementioned effort, there is a full complement of Bumskippers available if anyone is looking to fill the gaps in their collection.

The Conversation {2 comments}

  1. Chris {Wednesday September 30, 2009 @ 5:57 pm}

    I used to have that clock radio.

  2. Pete UM {Wednesday September 30, 2009 @ 10:39 pm}

    My favourite comment of all time, right there.

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