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Backup file made by TweetBackup 2012-10-22 15:11:28

10.22.12 - 03:28pm

Apologies for Twitter archivage hereabouts but it serves a purpose for me in my head or something.

2012-10-19 15:41:04
peteum: @bloodrainbow it’s a notable scene of dysfunctional misery right now anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259318254487613441

2012-10-19 15:39:09
peteum: @JudeClarke Yup. Too complicated for here but have gone thru several stages of them failing to grasp fact/&or irony.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259317773107359744

2012-10-19 15:34:15
peteum: Deja vu in mandela house. Please prove your son lives with you. All the same stuff happening again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259316539780653056

2012-10-19 15:24:57
peteum: @directoryofbunk he’ll remain a waxless lemon in this instance too, perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259314197740003330

2012-10-19 15:14:22
peteum: @directoryofbunk you can tell a lemon by their zest for overall lemonyness sometimes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259311533916557312

2012-10-19 15:05:08
peteum: @directoryofbunk “order cancelled after 870 days without payment”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259309210834182145

2012-10-19 12:34:33
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: We should establish a free, annual, public sporting spectacle where people swim across the river in front of the boat race.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259271316908158976

2012-10-19 08:57:57
peteum: @JudeClarke doesn’t sound like much fun. Legs are fairly key.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259216805057413122

2012-10-19 08:09:08
peteum: Was amused other week at female Radio 4 news voices ever so slightly rushing the Pussy in Riot, almost avoiding the U entirely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259204524097544192

2012-10-19 08:06:29
peteum: Like how Flintoff retains professional Northerner sportsman tones apart from when he says “serious” after 10 weeks boxing training.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259203856196575232

2012-10-18 21:33:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m just worried the apocalypse is gonna happen & my life will be flashing past my eyes & I’lll just be stuck reviewing that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259044573433696256

2012-10-18 21:23:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX just laughed my own eyes out at that Bobby shot!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259041930531446784

2012-10-18 21:20:19
peteum: @bloodrainbow seriously tho, that’s fucking great. Thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259041243324112897

2012-10-18 21:15:08
peteum: @bloodrainbow clearly Photoshopped. You can see the pixels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259039935506546689

2012-10-18 16:33:45
peteum: @JudeClarke sorry, being an unempathic smartarse. Hope shins are pardoned asap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258969123470577664

2012-10-18 10:00:36
peteum: “I’m Rob Jesus, coming like a penis.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258870184658485248

2012-10-18 09:58:44
peteum: World’s greatest living MC, pictured here with Sensational. http://t.co/ldJLvFBC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258869713478746112

2012-10-18 09:53:14
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod think we were subject to infectious psychoactive collective hallucination via shamanic hip-hoppery!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258868331459780608

2012-10-18 09:44:24
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I’m sure nu-port designed according to latest accessibility guidelines

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258866108440920064

2012-10-18 09:36:40
peteum: @bloodrainbow i think you’re confirming my worst fears….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258864160669057027

2012-10-18 07:19:44
peteum: Now much cycling & support work, followed by the Daily Mail in-laws. How the gods toy with Pete Um!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258829702452613120

2012-10-18 07:17:56
peteum: I am a bit embarrassed, but it was shitloads of fun.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258829247731359746

2012-10-18 07:16:52
peteum: Unbelievable scenes of meta-ridiculous grist last night at the Nu-Portland!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258828980382232576

2012-10-17 20:55:38
peteum: Big up there @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258672643916591106

2012-10-17 20:53:35
peteum: Pretty weird to walk in the new Portland for first time & @nochexxx about to start. Then talk baby names with Sensational. Whaddup whaddup!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258672127086059520

2012-10-16 20:40:28
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tomorrow: Portland, Cambridge @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/ONry021w opening for @SmallButHardRec tour: Sensational, DJ Sco …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258306438143827968

2012-10-16 14:57:41
peteum: @3DM_Arts i think i was vacantly scraping some dust with my finger

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258220172291227648

2012-10-16 14:05:23
peteum: @eggboycom Once my brother made a tit of himself in front of Mike Patton & when he looked round The Prodigy were on a sofa laughing at him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258207013681631233

2012-10-16 12:12:37
peteum: @StaggerLeeF if you love dub, you won’t be disappointed

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258178632193814528

2012-10-16 11:24:23
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Off this innit http://t.co/0JzNSrWl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258166492972081152

2012-10-16 11:21:37
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Oh, “Lately Girl” apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258165797518733312

2012-10-16 11:21:05
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Think it’s a Dennis Brown but I haven’t heard it, & probably should! Dub amazing though, bass a hideous monster!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258165664588648448

2012-10-16 11:10:39
peteum: G/f laughs at me. “Wot? I’m trying to think!” “I know, that’s why I’m laughing.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258163038627180544

2012-10-16 11:09:34
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @derekwalmsley Loved this also. Liked his Observer jewellery too! I play his “Lately Dub” when/where I can. Can’t find YouTube.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258162767327010816

2012-10-14 20:11:04
peteum: @northeffects Thinking of adding small scratch to my Repeat Percussion and putting it on Ebay.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/257574263551295490

2012-10-12 13:02:52
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: Can’t decide between film, gig or club tonight? Why not do all three (!) at The Social Astronaut with @peteum + frien …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256741727401037824

2012-10-12 12:09:04
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight @peteum, Les Aventures (MFU/Jellica), Goup, Alexa Disaster, 8-12 Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, films, DJs, Â£ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256728188976234496

2012-10-12 11:04:44
peteum: @HalPath I know the one It was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256711999977824257

2012-10-12 11:00:38
peteum: @eggboycom You’re a freelance new media cock.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256710966157377536

2012-10-12 10:57:27
peteum: @HalPath @neverfadingwood ah! Yes, hello! Prostitutes indeed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256710165485744129

2012-10-12 10:30:31
peteum: @eggboycom that’s rubbish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256703387108790272

2012-10-12 10:28:18
peteum: @neverfadingwood thankyou again ‘banana.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702830382030848

2012-10-12 10:27:35
peteum: I’d forgotten about Ergo’s blurb and my nonsense text. That’s a reasonable url actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702650819674112

2012-10-12 10:26:13
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying Look Sharp and Hear the Difference @peteum. This one’s free on @ergophizmiz’ @chinstrapaudio label. htt …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702303267074049

2012-10-12 09:42:57
peteum: Oh you mean THAT real?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256691414652559360

2012-10-12 09:41:15
peteum: One minute Jimmy’s backstage gropin’, then thru a curtain & on our TVs, surrounded by screaming kids. Now then, now then. Brilliant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256690987655634944

2012-10-12 09:39:36
peteum: Yeah someone should make the Savile movie. A great lens to view Britain thru an era, & show us we’re suckers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256690573841416192

2012-10-12 09:33:43
peteum: Oh the things I have to do, they are a tremendous many.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256689093495373825

2012-10-12 08:28:17
peteum: That’s weird. We had a whole thing about chickens last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672625231806464

2012-10-12 08:27:09
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s radio show is now online https://t.co/NBH7Dbga Live set from The Man from Uranus plus Shiflet, Swanson, Fin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672342942552064

2012-10-12 08:26:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX thanks man, got there in the end! No Dave tonight?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672064688226304

2012-10-12 08:25:06
peteum: @neverfadingwood followed! & thanks for all um-support while my twitter was borked! On a high, & gig tonight!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256671827181580288

2012-10-11 13:18:59
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Meanwhile at our ‘home venue’ final drop-in for #athome Sun 2-6pm Zines, maps, food/drink, music, scale … #selfas …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256383397180604416

2012-10-11 13:18:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: BT returns: MC SENSATIONAL / DJ SCOTCH BONNET / NHK yx ÐšÐžÐ£Ð¥Ð•Ð˜ / NOCHEXXX Weds 17th http://t.co/cH2w8Ad5 new @ThePor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256383336799412224

2012-10-11 10:55:26
peteum: Another moment outside asda: schoolboy doing survey is informed in Glaswegian slur “it’s just human nature at the end of the day.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256347269991899136

2012-10-11 10:52:10
peteum: Waiting for supported-person outside loos, smiley bloke hurries inside remarking “bloomin’ technology!” to me. No idea whatsoever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256346448633946113

2012-10-11 10:48:29
peteum: @badtimingnights a thing where you scoff cake in a cardboard box?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256345522045087744

2012-10-11 10:26:52
peteum: I never get reviewed in the wire on my day off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256340082544484352

2012-10-11 09:24:05
peteum: RT @paullewismoney: PM wants everyone to have as good an education as him. Spending per pupil England 2009/10 Â£5,956. Eton Â£32,067 per y …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256324280495792128

2012-10-11 08:04:57
peteum: Beavis & Butthead interviewed about Great War on Breakfast just now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256304367890743296

2012-10-11 08:03:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX whut? I had the usual disconsolate flick to check but saw nowt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256303909709180928

2012-10-10 19:24:08
peteum: Oh yeah I lost half of one of my jobs today. Seems the Coalition would rather I put the blinds up Fridays than lead the blind or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256112901058859009

2012-10-10 19:16:31
peteum: 4 pre-orders so far, albeit all from the same bloke, who collects my work, who has money to waste.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256110985478287360

2012-10-10 19:12:04
peteum: Next LP is called Babysitting The Apocalypse, a playful reference to the fact that WE’RE ALL DOOMED. 100 copies for the (end of the) world.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256109864613470208

2012-10-10 19:09:44
peteum: Concerned that Zomby’s anonymity may be compromised by a recognisable tattoo or two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256109275070464000

2012-10-10 19:00:37
peteum: Seem to have blagged both incredible cover art and printing for next Um vinyl release, stream-teamers. Amazing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256106980484202499

2012-10-10 18:57:38
peteum: Seem to be developing Spectoresque Wall Of Hair. Sawtooth siren song of the clippers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256106230530056192

2012-10-10 18:53:10
peteum: @bloodrainbow On the strength of this tweet you are now a Senior-Level member of my stream team. Hoody not guaranteed as yet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256105107861676032

2012-10-10 18:46:59
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum Indeed Mill Road is great. Incidentally, there was another Um show on this week http://t.co/iBsxu6d8 but it w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256103552844439552

2012-10-10 18:41:02
peteum: @JudeClarke Worried about ontological feedback scenarios if they tweet me while I’m on Mill Road…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256102055540834304

2012-10-10 18:39:19
peteum: @MillRoadCambs Playas be biting my diffidence yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256101621224849408

2012-10-10 18:33:34
peteum: @bloodrainbow Senior Street-Teamer Simpson

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256100173644697600

2012-10-10 18:02:06
peteum: @MillRoadCambs many thanks you are a great road.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256092255163658240

2012-10-10 18:00:55
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum + friends putting on “An evening of Cosmic-outsider-trash-rock disco + films” Romsey Labour Club, Friday 8pm+ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256091958269857794

2012-10-10 17:48:05
peteum: YouTube-friendly singalonga Beefheart

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256088728630595585

2012-10-10 17:46:08
peteum: RT @WFMU: Sing Along with The Captain! Magic Band Instrumental Tracks for Capt Beefheart’s LP “Clear Spot” [MP3s] http://t.co/wbHmkCFq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256088237171408896

2012-10-10 17:44:26
peteum: Hahaha! Really?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256087811273400321

2012-10-10 17:43:54
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Back on the radio tomorrow night, with special guest The Man From Uranus playing live and talking his new project about …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256087675495411712

2012-10-09 22:33:54
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: it’s on, i’m supporting the big man Torture, aka Sensational, aka personal hero of mine. at the revamped Portland. http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255798268028674049

2012-10-09 16:23:05
peteum: @spannerpants how’s Advanced Aunting, Theory & Practice coming along?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255704949588103169

2012-10-09 09:03:27
peteum: RT @kateordeath: So, summary: if your curtains are closed you’re a benefit fraud, swap your rights for money, and stab burglars in the face?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255594314615361536

2012-10-09 07:15:59
peteum: https://t.co/BPrEvHqv sharing a joke with @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255567266886864896

2012-10-09 06:35:51
peteum: RT @Mr_Baffler: Romney should calmly ride a Segway on stage while maintaining eye contact with the camera to start the debate. Shows str …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255557166453358592

2012-10-09 05:43:55
peteum: No need love. We’ve both been up since you were.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255544100068155392

2012-10-09 05:40:45
peteum: A loud burp outside the door.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255543300474425345

2012-10-09 05:27:14
peteum: @JudeClarke baby in the RIGHT position to get born, FYI.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255539901704065024

2012-10-09 05:22:26
peteum: Must be why fantasies of Tories with their legs removed wakes me at 4-something, or tenant that gets up then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255538691760594944

2012-10-09 05:18:11
peteum: Twenty quid to sleep-in and then you don’t & have to go home & do it on your day off when you’ve got loads to do blues.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255537622452166657

2012-10-09 05:04:28
peteum: RT @TheTeenbeat: 100 Twitter followers… today Twitter, tomorrow the world – The Teenbeat @TheTeenbeat http://t.co/IdWweCa5 #TheTeenbeat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255534171982815232

2012-10-08 13:50:32
peteum: @singingadams lol. I want Peterborough Conservative Women, or similar.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255304171685814273

2012-10-08 10:51:05
peteum: Anyway looks like I’ll miss this postponed postponement to the power of 3 or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255259012893908992

2012-10-08 10:47:23
peteum: Suspect midwives basically follow schedules in same way babies do, which makes sense I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255258080101662720

2012-10-08 08:54:04
peteum: @JudeClarke Formalities. Womb inspection etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255229561833406464

2012-10-08 08:52:50
peteum: The other day we went to buy safe paint. “We’ve had no-one coming back saying…” “…My baby’s dead.” suggests helpful mental g/f.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255229254927806464

2012-10-08 08:49:14
peteum: Before that, midwife on way. Considering “I just don’t feel ready” as an opener.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255228345854332928

2012-10-08 08:48:52
peteum: Today is my Friday, albeit a Friday where you stay at work till Saturday, aka Tuesday in old money.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255228255186083840

2012-10-08 08:44:00
peteum: Gig this Friday in Cambridge, if you’re local please http://t.co/sVKhakOw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255227030092783616

2012-10-07 12:03:42
peteum: @MargoJMilne ta! I suppose I’d like to think my songs go further down than across, as it were

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254914897610149888

2012-10-07 11:55:50
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood gor bless you ma’am! Appreciate it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254912918922092544

2012-10-07 11:53:07
peteum: RT @gherkinette: From @Jim_Jepps one of the best written pieces on all the strands of the Savile case I’ve read http://t.co/7HQOB0KK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254912234348744704

2012-10-06 22:19:26
peteum: @neverfadingwood @MargoJMilne not at all!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254707462823874560

2012-10-06 22:00:09
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thanks dude! Bed now. Much pain/work tomorrow!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254702610148384768

2012-10-06 21:54:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood Never fade…me…yet. etc. Thanks man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254701084856184832

2012-10-06 21:51:19
peteum: @AngryViolist Yeah. Almost negates point of the original band. Bought first 2 LPs for Â£2 each though yesterday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254700389339893760

2012-10-06 21:48:58
peteum: If the 1st thing you don’t have to do when you go to work tomorrow/or not is go to Catholic Mass, like me, take another drink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254699798458953728

2012-10-06 21:43:07
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood Has helped Pete Um in the past, in several ways, the Sergeant. A nice bloke though, nonetheless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254698323565490176

2012-10-05 21:12:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s on a cassette somewhere, unheard for decades. I’m gonna dig it out!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254328154867527680

2012-10-05 20:33:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood Didn’t know it wasn’t well-liked, but I like it. I just bought it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254318449055109121

2012-10-05 20:08:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood Let The Power Fall came in the post today. His Public Enemy covers album, i think…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254312045510524929

2012-10-05 11:04:44
peteum: @Cloverthebeagle this cannot end well. Will nobody think of the white goods?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254175283832291328

2012-10-05 10:54:41
peteum: @mattabysmal presumably some arch reference that it’s too early for me to get, but @badtimingnights is lolling away at.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254172751978438656

2012-10-05 08:21:33
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-12 http://t.co/ljjCFOyV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254134215078203393

2012-10-04 21:28:37
peteum: Zomes works for all brush work though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969902556299264

2012-10-04 21:28:02
peteum: So Joy Division is shit for sanding stairs but Zomes works for varnishing them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969755579498496

2012-10-04 21:26:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood *trys to work lame Bacon joke in there for ages* *gives up*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969370202652672

2012-10-04 12:10:29
peteum: Covered in paint, dust and now soup. Brilliant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253829439736123392

2012-10-03 16:54:20
peteum: Finally sold that Plaid record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253538487461109760

2012-10-02 16:38:06
peteum: Tiniest bit of decorating and I’m Henry Hill suddenly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253172012665683968

2012-10-02 16:34:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’m still chuckling at the Spongebob dream…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253171103671930880

2012-10-02 16:32:50
peteum: @northeffects Even in my sleep, I knew that. And there was Dave, a living reproach in a fanboy dreamscape. It’s basically cos I’m tight

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253170688951734272

2012-10-02 15:54:13
peteum: Also found myself arguing against box sets, using Can’s Lost Tapes as (bad) example. “I’ve ordered that.” said Dave, inevitably.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253160968778035200

2012-10-02 15:50:59
peteum: Submerged in an African river I saw a dead buffalo floating thru the cloudy water. Spent rest of the dream trying to tweet about it. #sad

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253160158195249153

2012-09-30 19:12:13
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: analogues blogs http://t.co/zT2K31oR http://t.co/zT2K31oR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252486021218975745

2012-09-30 16:49:09
peteum: Listening to the CHUFFIX cassette for the 3rd time today, now in the Self Assembly hacienda.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252450016977879041

2012-09-30 13:48:13
peteum: Trying to get ourselves assembled to check out whatever’s going on round @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252404485132013570

2012-09-30 10:37:13
peteum: Seem to be listening to Ascoltare on cassette here… weird.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252356420840873985

2012-09-30 10:36:13
peteum: @neverfadingwood Bless your heart/pockets dude! That will go straight to mastering costs for next LP when I paypal matey later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252356168272461824

2012-09-29 19:13:37
peteum: It’s not me, it’s them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252123986224357376

2012-09-29 18:38:23
peteum: Lipps Inc. yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252115121168580608

2012-09-29 17:30:22
peteum: Panicked earlier and texted the mouse to house”bring the other two boxes of sevens”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252098005652606976

2012-09-29 17:23:31
peteum: Ha, last time i was here i was begging our mp to house me and my son. http://t.co/6WITf3eH

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252096273967099904

2012-09-29 16:36:27
peteum: I guess these auld fellas are gonna be doing Maroon 5 then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252084436684918784

2012-09-29 16:32:37
peteum: Ha ha, Pete Um in the Guildhall. No minidisc but still some decent incongruity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252083472032743424

2012-09-29 11:20:08
peteum: deejaying, I should say. Deejaing is an Indonesian word meaning “thick-fingered”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004833454878722

2012-09-29 11:18:26
peteum: Decided my deejaing MO tonight is “slightly-cool wedding”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004402053914624

2012-09-29 11:17:35
peteum: I wish I was a little bit taller/ I wish we had an upstairs toilet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004190979780608

2012-09-29 10:48:17
peteum: @polytechnic2 DD 29/10/12!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251996816428630016

2012-09-29 10:47:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 @NOCHEXXX Pimmon has a nice face, Rehberg has an interesting face, Moyles has a cuntface.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251996584445870081

2012-09-29 10:41:56
peteum: PO for paternity application to Grantham & “We Are Stupid” to Buenos Aires.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251995219959103489

2012-09-29 10:40:38
peteum: She wants to call her Frodis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251994889292763136

2012-09-29 10:39:54
peteum: @polytechnic2 you look like Peter Rehberg in your pic. An enigma, wrapped inside an accountant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251994704818864130

2012-09-29 10:33:09
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @derekwalmsley @MandrewB Well thanks a bunch, buddy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251993005760868352

2012-09-29 10:13:02
peteum: @derekwalmsley @MandrewB I think this is an unsuccessful affectation that paradoxically works in context of song’s sparse, prophetic oddness

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251987944401936384

2012-09-29 10:06:11
peteum: @derekwalmsley This is what it sounds like when doves are being over-literal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251986221658689536

2012-09-27 16:16:02
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251354520020463616

2012-09-27 16:03:17
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: It’s been said that @peteum’s work is “grindingly awkward shithop”. That is a fucking awesome recommendation.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251351312665550848

2012-09-27 15:04:15
peteum: Can’t help wishing it was Keith Lemon tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251336456138801152

2012-09-27 08:03:39
peteum: @JudeClarke outside tesco.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251230609475784704

2012-09-26 21:59:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood science thanks you for your contribution but on this occasion the King Of Rave position has gone to another applicant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251078444832677888

2012-09-26 21:27:50
peteum: Too tired to find out what ecstasy does.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251070598833397762

2012-09-26 11:24:30
peteum: @polytechnic2 you missed out. I kept doing Sutton checks too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250918766903451648

2012-09-26 11:23:11
peteum: @mattabysmal i made an effort ; ) Love your Christmas image of @badtimingnights in the snow btw…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250918435796692994

2012-09-26 08:10:31
peteum: Mouse teasing my hangover saying I will be tasked to shop for bangles today. Last night was great. People came, thank fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250869948111532032

2012-09-25 10:00:36
peteum: @HughesRich @polytechnic2 Rectifyin’ Rich Hughes, they call him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250535266136244224

2012-09-25 09:34:36
peteum: @polytechnic2 @HughesRich awlright! A ticket sold there. #hustle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250528723613409280

2012-09-25 09:29:06
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Anyone else coming along to MV & EE tonight in Cambridge? Feels like ages since I’ve been to a gig https://t.co/51kLyMOt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250527337626619904

2012-09-25 06:27:14
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @directoryofbunk Will be thinking about the Cam arts/music maps issue at the site-specific international gig at Rom …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250481568785772544

2012-09-24 21:46:41
peteum: No, it sounds OK, in general & sequentially speaking, & I kind of thought it might not’ve.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250350566683852800

2012-09-24 21:40:22
peteum: Just got 1st pass of the masterin’ for Grist 0008. Humbled by myself, to be honest, humbled on Zomby’s behalf, what can i say?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250348977558523904

2012-09-24 21:38:21
peteum: FYI Grist 0007 test pressings sound awesome thank the Aussie punk gods of fuck, waiting on Bob for artwork plus the rest of it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250348470974705664

2012-09-24 21:34:19
peteum: Just played MFU at the wrong speed by accident/karma.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250347456825532418

2012-09-24 20:59:55
peteum: @neverfadingwood …blah blah blah. It’s one I know & I like it! Progressive 70s rock hubris in the best possible sense, or something

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250338799475908610

2012-09-24 20:56:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood Not a Tull nut by any means but I imagine it’s a decent example between their bluesy roots, the folk rock bit & subsequent

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250338030999703552

2012-09-24 20:48:08
peteum: Opaque writings about Um phenumenum. http://t.co/lCxzP5GA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250335832794337280

2012-09-24 12:32:07
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s obviously mid-life crisis week here for me but no thick as a brick love?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250211008310820864

2012-09-24 11:05:12
peteum: Oh I wish the tories fought the cops…everydaaaaay

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250189136005324800

2012-09-24 06:40:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX all about couture, MPC 6000 XXXL & them fancy-ass bodyclocks that tell the temp.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250122434328526848

2012-09-23 14:37:30
peteum: @neverfadingwood was drunk when posing the question, & immediately passed out

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249880172818472961

2012-09-23 14:35:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood with the mothers-era ones being especially talismanic in some way. I bought lumpy gravy other day & it felt scarcely real..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249879658152198144

2012-09-23 14:32:42
peteum: @neverfadingwood *awakens* i dunno, probably cos i heard zappa first at certain time i fetishize the covers as special artifacts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249878966553436162

2012-09-23 14:02:03
peteum: First X-Factor now skate-o-bobbins there’s stuff being put in the water i swear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249871252737646592

2012-09-23 13:56:54
peteum: Torvill AND Dean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249869956722860032

2012-09-23 13:28:01
peteum: She had to tell me it was a wig, is what i mean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249862687532670976

2012-09-23 12:44:43
peteum: RT @beaubodor: Tower Bridge will be raised at 3pm today to allow Andrew Mitchell and his pedalo to pass underneath.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249851788885360641

2012-09-23 11:17:02
peteum: RT @clockworkLA: I swear if I get one more arm hair caught in a club wristband

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249829723004358656

2012-09-23 10:39:01
peteum: Complimented a colleague on her hair, smooth-talker that i am. Not her real hair, alas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249820156187004928

2012-09-23 10:35:17
peteum: Gave my future-self a rueful nod as i came over the hill. He’s got the day off, the cunt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249819219238199296

2012-09-23 10:28:47
peteum: No church today though, praise be.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249817580720771072

2012-09-23 10:27:51
peteum: Looking forward to kicking back and… Oh no i have a twenty-three-&-a-half hour shift.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249817347626528769

2012-09-21 16:20:16
peteum: Grist Archive 21-9-12 http://t.co/jBH280d6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249181258150731777

2012-09-20 21:37:59
peteum: RT @kidshirt: More gloriously-messy blogzine nonsense! THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG returns for PAGEBUNDLE TWO http://t.co/2OkH4yvN – ENJOY!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248898826071576576

2012-09-20 20:02:13
peteum: RT @bedcore: My new album on Exotic Pylon, Re-Animator volume 1, tapes have arrived from the factory and I’m going to look at them tomor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248874726292877312

2012-09-20 19:59:54
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 2 @TheOuterChurch http://t.co/PBuvzHke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248874144547082240

2012-09-20 19:50:39
peteum: All Um albums are compilations.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248871818293825536

2012-09-20 19:29:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The King, man – Elvis! Or an impersonator, at the Music Makers thing I was telling you about a while ago. Best world event ever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248866418811092992

2012-09-20 13:19:20
peteum: @NOCHEXXX the King has come to botton!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248773340146315265

2012-09-20 10:37:54
peteum: @JimBowers9 my son’s mate said: “sick!….bit random though.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248732713882898432

2012-09-20 10:35:23
peteum: @johnboursnell set the controls for the heart of the cupboard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248732078521344000

2012-09-20 09:07:15
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 1 @kidshirt http://t.co/7lmwVDYy â€¦

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248709900019044352

2012-09-20 21:39:12
peteum: @kidshirt Read most, ALL GREAT!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248899134252273664

2012-09-20 21:38:22
peteum: RT @kidshirt: THE KIDSHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE TWO) http://t.co/BWnW8Gf4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248898923593363456

2012-09-19 07:57:41
peteum: Reckon this should confirm it for Al, and maybe ring a bell for someone else? http://t.co/XvSUMb8E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329999705317376

2012-09-19 07:55:15
peteum: Reckon Al “Do-It” Doyle has done it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329393552896000

2012-09-19 07:54:09
peteum: RT @aldoyletweets: @peteum Yes. Yes, I guessed it. I guessed it based on what the picture looks like and what I know about you. I think …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329114409390081

2012-09-18 22:08:17
peteum: @mattabysmal it is, i think. Keeping Cambridge amorphously predictable for your return

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248181677099212800

2012-09-18 21:07:13
peteum: @mattabysmal ah, the city that never sleeps, with you, try as it might. Give it a hallo from me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248166308003319808

2012-09-18 18:53:05
peteum: Decorating/working on homage piece. Have you guessed what it is yet? http://t.co/MjP8wLNx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248132548016865280

2012-09-18 16:16:50
peteum: @JudeClarke *discards innumerable scatological comebacks*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248093233098407937

2012-09-18 16:11:37
peteum: @oscillatordrift (it’s a) par for the course bruv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248091919828271104

2012-09-18 16:09:54
peteum: Queueby queueby do…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248091488481861634

2012-09-18 16:06:53
peteum: Long-ass queue in the bowel clinic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248090728553648129

2012-09-16 22:28:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’m gonna get back to you on this when I’m awake. I may be some time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247462063859982336

2012-09-16 21:59:54
peteum: @neverfadingwood Shit, I sold that. I’m not sure tho, if you’re right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247454790018289664

2012-09-16 21:46:18
peteum: Disregarding obscurities, and also whether you are a fan, what is the coolest Zappa record for general vinyl boasting?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247451369160728576

2012-09-16 18:44:33
peteum: RT @ScratchyDemus: â€œ@LittleDeeMusic: When a baby’s born why do they always ask how much does it weigh? Why u care Its not a bag of weedâ€ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247405631907172352

2012-09-16 16:05:37
peteum: Science museum toilets.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247365632184696833

2012-09-16 11:45:17
peteum: RT @DadBeard: Shows are still, mostly, just funny looking white guys holding beers in plastic cups,

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247300118112509952

2012-09-14 22:41:40
peteum: @badtimingnights Please delete the ones where I’m looking happy. Actually don’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246740526831902720

2012-09-14 22:38:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hmm, maybe a cross between Poltergeist/Rentaghost

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246739815427612672

2012-09-14 22:04:34
peteum: OK, here we go: http://t.co/0kjz7jba

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246731190382518272

2012-09-14 22:00:28
peteum: @neverfadingwood Oh you’ll get your money’s worth, I don’t doubt that. Right, gotta find that link now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246730159963639809

2012-09-14 21:56:16
peteum: Can probably knock a few quid off that if you talk to me or Google direct… like the blurb though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246729102038548480

2012-09-14 21:55:04
peteum: Searching for my own words on Last V/Vm gig I find this https://t.co/xhEwXvqM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246728798043766784

2012-09-14 21:30:08
peteum: @neverfadingwood He might be strapped, but I don’t think he would appear as V/Vm for that reason?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246722525202104320

2012-09-14 20:53:02
peteum: @ergophizmiz Actually I guess that must be the wrong Spengler. Thanks for the Cuts Ups!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246713187955793920

2012-09-14 20:07:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hey, I thought I went to the last VVm gig ever!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246701620572860416

2012-09-14 19:16:11
peteum: 80+ vinyl albums Includes: John Lennon The Exploited Gladys Knight Elton John Dave Clark 5 Culture Club Manhattan Transfer

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246688814658093056

2012-09-14 19:10:32
peteum: @ergophizmiz Post arrived. Spengler on about turning me again, ffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246687394332549121

2012-09-14 09:16:30
peteum: RT @RuthESaxelby: Check out the SMS that got Roger 3 years in prison and sign @allout petition to get him out. We only have till Monday …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246537902031515650

2012-09-14 08:14:03
peteum: What people don’t understand about this crowdsource/play-for-free hoo-ha is that it’s just a precursor for FULL COMMUNISM.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246522182094696448

2012-09-14 08:08:51
peteum: @JudeClarke Will keep you in the loop

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246520874981806080

2012-09-14 08:03:23
peteum: @JudeClarke Nah, you’ll be in thick tights every day before that (end Oct) but various schedules of us 3 make scenario unlikely b4 it’s 4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246519498658680833

2012-09-14 07:30:50
peteum: I have a funny feeling this will be the last time I’m alone in my flat, in bed, at this time, for a long time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246511310207078400

2012-09-13 09:34:46
peteum: @NOCHEXXX i definitely want it back. The phone sex stuff is the gold though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246180109059514368

2012-09-13 09:30:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX excellent! Yeah, they feel more precious to me of late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246179013075300352

2012-09-12 22:17:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood i think it makes sense. We just had a run-thru with fingertip massage & i made her look at the cover of “L” throughout.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246009591589138432

2012-09-12 21:41:12
peteum: Oh yeah, have finally gone for Hillage’s Rainbow Dome Music rather than Nautical Almanac’s Melding Linearity for the birth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246000535768027136

2012-09-12 21:39:03
peteum: Fuck, didn’t realise what my skweee was worth. If only I wanted to sell it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245999992400117760

2012-09-12 07:20:24
peteum: Paypal believe matey paying for my electro with someone else’s euro moolah, it would seem, but how would that work?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245783908820590592

2012-09-12 07:17:45
peteum: It’s a good idea to stop drinking when you inexplicably leave a third of a can undrunk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245783240928018432

2012-09-12 07:15:25
peteum: I mean, not like I wanted to go on a Team Day, far from it, but I was told it was important that I was there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245782651250810880

2012-09-12 06:39:45
peteum: The kind of grumpiness you get when you take A/L from one job to go on team jolly at the other & they cancel it and replace with training.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245773677491273728

2012-09-11 19:33:16
peteum: I think the @Betfairpoker guy should have a webcam.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245605950973689856

2012-09-11 19:29:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX earlier thee mouse & i speculating “whatever happened to Dave?” i said trax, as it goes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245605080928243712

2012-09-11 19:23:03
peteum: “He’s fit, stripped, and available tonight” #sexysubs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245603380049891329

2012-09-11 12:52:08
peteum: @jalbobble It would take a long time, there would be much fannying about, but ultimately, who knows?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245505003358408704

2012-09-11 09:51:05
peteum: @EleanorOnly I was questioning the wisdom of my earlier tweet so glad it was taken in spirit intended! Hope you & all Furnaces very well!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245459439648391169

2012-09-10 08:01:01
peteum: Tenant had dream “apes invaded Britain and were beating people up”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245069351957434368

2012-09-10 07:21:26
peteum: @EleanorOnly funnily enough my brother is asleep downstairs. Shall i roughly rouse him and tell him his hair looks retarded?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245059391068463104

2012-09-09 07:19:25
peteum: Dreamt @kidshirt was putting on a No Wave festival in Yeovil called No-Ville. I am NOT joking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244696495037743104

2012-09-08 15:42:05
peteum: Turns out I’ll watch The Living Daylights for about 7 quid an hour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244460610178396160

2012-09-08 15:25:51
peteum: @TheOuterChurch fifty shaves of lemon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244456522069970944

2012-09-08 15:13:10
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: In the London Area? Tonight “The Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensational” will be screening at the 2012 Portobello.. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244453332087869441

2012-09-07 22:02:25
peteum: @HughesRich you win.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244193933062717440

2012-09-07 21:36:13
peteum: This is the time of no reply.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244187342204719107

2012-09-07 15:18:40
peteum: Endless hold to taxpersons #yolo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244092328967561219

2012-09-07 13:07:06
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Lovely article about, and mix of, my work from Klen House Radio http://t.co/jpnSwO2Y

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244059216610983939

2012-09-07 12:20:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 the technical term for his like is “fatuous cockmonkey”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244047455669321728

2012-09-07 12:18:47
peteum: @arthurCRS sir, your fate is to drown in your own whimsy, i fear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244047056983961600

2012-09-07 12:16:35
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands presumably because they were sociopathic cunts-in-the-making, whose parents never met their needs, but yeah.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244046504493453312

2012-09-07 08:46:50
peteum: Cider headache. Jar of hearts earworm.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243993717420199936

2012-09-07 08:01:43
peteum: http://t.co/55LShz2r has just teleported into my flat. He is very cross and keeps jabbing at his hand-held device.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243982363997114368

2012-09-07 07:51:37
peteum: Switch off James Dyson quick which is off button

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243979824639639552

2012-09-06 15:51:57
peteum: @AngryViolist @sonotaphonomy @Ypsmael @NOCHEXXX seasons in the sun?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243738314484621312

2012-09-06 15:47:18
peteum: Every bit of me that isn’t lechy is tetchy. #toosexyformybus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243737144647090176

2012-09-06 08:57:32
peteum: Bike, foot, bus, train, foot, bus, foot, train, bus, foot, bike, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243634023375716353

2012-09-06 08:54:40
peteum: Sort of kids that pulled the wings off flies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243633301607288832

2012-09-06 08:51:25
peteum: I love mischief but i don’t get trolls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243632486494642176

2012-09-02 13:27:06
peteum: Glad to see this on Discogs somewhere! Big up A-Musik. http://t.co/8mpRgGx7 http://t.co/Iem016mD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242252310015791104

2012-09-02 11:12:40
peteum: We’d been away somewhere, then got back there, and i was like: “babe I’m not really sure about us and Peterborough.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242218482056445952

2012-09-02 11:09:34
peteum: Dreamt we lived in Peterborough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242217700619853824

2012-09-01 08:42:17
peteum: @singingadams From my cold indie hands!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241818247006130176

2012-09-01 06:53:32
peteum: @TheBlackDog still do. Still after the mixer tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790879113822209

2012-09-01 06:51:08
peteum: Right, better get on with the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790275469586433

2012-09-01 06:50:39
peteum: Then i was shown a picture of a man in a trench coat at a high window. He was going to kill me. I looked up and there he was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790152396132352

2012-09-01 06:48:11
peteum: They showed me a picture of their Chinese daughter. Her name was impossible to write but pronounced ‘Clara’, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241789533409124352

2012-09-01 06:44:37
peteum: He didn’t have the gravitas you’d expect from the Ferguson of 2012. And she was a bit like Beryl from work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241788634993405953

2012-09-01 06:43:02
peteum: I remember thinking “yeah i suppose it is him it’s just because it’s 1985.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241788238015131648

2012-09-01 06:40:13
peteum: For some reason heavy earthworks and construction was being carried out. Then i met Alex Ferguson & his wife.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241787526313025537

2012-09-01 06:37:57
peteum: UB40 seemed to have amalgamated into a generic mixed-race representative, who was muscularly-toned, courteous & very obviously stoned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241786956290347008

2012-09-01 06:32:53
peteum: Dreamt I was backstage at Live Aid with UB40.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241785681347756033

2012-08-31 20:32:53
peteum: Tell them Pete Um sent you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634688379269120

2012-08-31 20:32:33
peteum: If anyone here wants one there giz a yell in case I SELL OUT or something. 100 copies for the world. Bad Timing stall all day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634602169536512

2012-08-31 20:30:35
peteum: Making good use of the Mouse’s OCD/art skillz to make particularly perfect copies of The New Album for Wysing/Space-Time fest tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634108160233472

2012-08-31 20:02:09
peteum: Ekoplekz – Secret Thirteen Mix 024 http://t.co/qEVnd35L Plekz Mix with me et al lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241626953361276928

2012-08-31 13:08:52
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Music from @Ypsmael Kelvox1 @peteum @NOCHEXXX CHXFX/PLKFX tapes, @wefuzzylights @AngryViolist zines, Lucy Graves ar …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241522946823315458

2012-08-31 12:12:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Looking forward to working with @AngryViolist and @peteum on the BT stall at #spacetime12 Cambridge/other music, z …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241508866574127104

2012-08-31 09:25:38
peteum: Don’t think he wants one of those love, he’s a newlywed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241466766994329601

2012-08-31 09:24:27
peteum: Lol at colleague suggesting we get young dude leaving the job an “HIV voucher”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241466470125670400

2012-08-30 21:42:27
peteum: @LowQuay Sorry, that sounded rude. Wasn’t meant to be!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241289805827297282

2012-08-30 19:18:59
peteum: RT @arthurmagazine: Q: “Why does civilization need to be brought down now?” Author Derrick Jensen’s answer: http://t.co/n9kmLDmf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241253702462238720

2012-08-30 18:49:03
peteum: @LowQuay yes i appreciated the distinction you hydra-headed web-spawn but thanks anyways!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241246171115446272

2012-08-30 17:24:42
peteum: @badtimingnights They say the worst junkies are those addicted to….JUNK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224941977088000

2012-08-30 17:23:23
peteum: @LowQuay Many thanks. I’ll blog about the gristy circumstances I read that tweet when I get a minute.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224609087770624

2012-08-30 17:21:15
peteum: RT @LowQuay: Merry Gristmas: Not enough people seem to be aware that Pete Um is a musical/lyrical genius.And he cooks a mean … http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224071843561472

2012-08-30 17:15:54
peteum: @badtimingnights I like to think I chose wisely. I had 6 miles to DayOne.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241222727648821248

2012-08-30 17:14:34
peteum: @badtimingnights This was good if you wanted TV, video, DVD, innumerable leads, children’s stencils or some trousers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241222391483736065

2012-08-30 17:04:52
peteum: Was waylaid by skip before that. #Caricatureofmyself #gotawetDVDplayer #&stencils

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241219950252027904

2012-08-30 17:02:03
peteum: DayOne manager enquires whether I like Strongbow Pear when I drop by on the way home. No reason given.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241219241783738369

2012-08-30 12:51:12
peteum: Strongbow orange.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241156113603645440

2012-08-29 15:51:26
peteum: Noticed this release sounds surprisingly good on a mobile device, children on London buses…. http://t.co/knycSDks

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240839083465773056

2012-08-29 15:43:58
peteum: Only sprog pix I put on the net will be @arthurCRS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240837204266586112

2012-08-29 14:21:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Hey, you don’t want kids. You can’t be getting excited about birth events of others. You should be wildly indifferent, in fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240816405187031041

2012-08-29 14:14:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Yes indeed! 8 weeks to go OMG….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240814738089594880

2012-08-29 14:13:43
peteum: @Laica23 I can’t really talk on the phone on the train. I think it’s because of things like this. I mutter like an awkward spy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240814493054144515

2012-08-29 09:45:17
peteum: @arthurCRS bit muddy. Fairly apocalyptic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240746937249308672

2012-08-29 09:43:08
peteum: @arthurCRS ha! True dat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240746396565794817

2012-08-29 09:41:05
peteum: Corruption. It’s an open secret. A lot people get their hands dirty.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240745881517834240

2012-08-29 09:39:22
peteum: I’ll never be head of weeding though, basically because of what everybody knows in weeding, but no-one ever talks about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240745449697464320

2012-08-29 09:20:57
peteum: paraphrasing irritating woman on the train the other day: if i was going to consider another role in weeding it would be head of weeding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240740814270128128

2012-08-28 10:50:07
peteum: A wave of uninformed intolerance and a boxed fluffy pink anti-cancer bear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400865750577152

2012-08-28 10:48:41
peteum: Then proceeds, literally, to read out stories from The Daily Mail at us.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400504751013888

2012-08-28 10:47:29
peteum: With a baby due, we get onto housing: “of course, if you had brown skin or were from Eastern Europe there’d be no problem!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400204828913664

2012-08-28 09:01:08
peteum: Her parents delayed, thank fuck. Just choosing what to wear… http://t.co/tHIFYHux

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240373430430601216

2012-08-27 20:52:31
peteum: Looking forward to day off tomorrow bar the fact her parents will somehow contrive to arrive 9am from near Hull, i.e. not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240190077811167232

2012-08-27 20:22:35
peteum: @lisablanning @NOCHEXXX Screaming Trees were all tree surgeons also.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240182542563692544

2012-08-27 20:18:12
peteum: “One unused blank C90 cassette tape for tape recorder made by scotch. Item based on Herts/ Cambs boundary – will meet buyer locally. ”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240181439147155456

2012-08-27 12:01:27
peteum: Bank holiday Monday! In the pub! Working! Lime and soda! Etc. Still, the old boy regulars good value nonetheless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240056431032815617

2012-08-26 16:09:45
peteum: Just watched Bourne Supremacy. Colleague interrupts loudly and frequently, mainly to clarify: “he doesn’t remember anything.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239756527026720768

2012-08-26 10:31:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX CAUTION: MICE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239671499311685632

2012-08-26 09:24:22
peteum: Welled up to Harmonia on bike, en route to place-of-work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239654512263057408

2012-08-25 17:01:35
peteum: I’m trapped outside DayOne. Someone just checked if they sold umbrellas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239407185577246722

2012-08-25 17:00:01
peteum: Fuck, this is how it used to rain in Africa after raining never.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239406790427672576

2012-08-25 13:10:16
peteum: RT @creature_dan: Showing prospective buyers round my flat is weird. “Hmm. Kitchen’s a bit small.” “FUCK OFF, THAT’S MY KITCHEN. YOUR MU …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239348973536681984

2012-08-25 10:08:51
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Tripel 004?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239303316377575424

2012-08-25 10:08:14
peteum: @ergophizmiz We’ll probably get the Echokrank suite in Hamburg this time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239303163583287296

2012-08-25 10:03:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX to Doop by Doop and had an argument about immigration with an Indian woman. You would have been attacked by panic, possibly slain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239301843304456192

2012-08-25 10:02:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Went out with The Hurricane instead. He neglected to mention it was with loads of teacher mates and I had to do iPod karaoke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239301766460616704

2012-08-25 09:36:59
peteum: @ergophizmiz looking forward to the gagarin 20th very much.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239295297052876800

2012-08-25 09:32:48
peteum: @ergophizmiz bellowhead must bunk at the rock n roll hotel, spoonering in unison nightly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239294245930942465

2012-08-25 09:20:18
peteum: @mrpimlico cafe kafka, i think was the place…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239291098793652224

2012-08-24 15:48:07
peteum: Dreamt I asked @bloodrainbow what the deal was with Panabrite. Tom Waits obviously talking shit about innocence in dreams.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239026309068644352

2012-08-24 15:45:35
peteum: Lots of people (in actuality, zero) been in touch asking about the availability of this online. Pleased to say… http://t.co/P3GLLbrp

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239025672415223808

2012-08-23 14:51:45
peteum: @NOCHEXXX in a giant pie?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238649733537755136

2012-08-22 21:37:45
peteum: @DadBeard http://t.co/pqMhuPLU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238389521035689985

2012-08-22 10:39:55
peteum: Apparently i present no threat to squirrels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238223969679978496

2012-08-22 10:36:53
peteum: Smash dry earth clod revealing startled worm silently going FUUUUUUCKKKK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238223207340077056

2012-08-22 10:32:58
peteum: Weeding is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238222220940435457

2012-08-21 21:58:20
peteum: Rendering my arse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238032313634656256

2012-08-21 21:56:43
peteum: Always crashing in the same application.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238031905440800768

2012-08-21 18:20:49
peteum: @badtimingnights me too! Saw some lad diving into chalk pits hailed as Foxton once also…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237977572305154048

2012-08-21 18:00:30
peteum: Not going to call daughter Meldreth. Could work for a cat though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237972459012358145

2012-08-21 17:57:33
peteum: Son assumes online gaming community think him dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237971718289891328

2012-08-21 17:55:27
peteum: A man who is tired of Royston is usually experiencing some sort of travel delay.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237971188863868930

2012-08-20 21:50:05
peteum: @3DM_Arts something like that

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237667847373987840

2012-08-20 17:23:42
peteum: @JudeClarke it is a favourite place : )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237600813307023361

2012-08-20 17:17:57
peteum: Kynance (NSFW) http://t.co/83fwEteP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237599355006242816

2012-08-20 12:17:20
peteum: @JudeClarke obvs. And she is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237523710117036032

2012-08-20 12:12:31
peteum: Fine potential baby names all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237522500429422592

2012-08-20 12:11:50
peteum: Signs to Zelah, Cubert, Ventongimps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237522325472436224

2012-08-20 11:59:13
peteum: Petrol station seems to have a waiter. Capitalism is in crisis people.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237519150912782336

2012-08-20 11:53:38
peteum: The wag mouse enquiries “is this Tonetta?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237517748417200128

2012-08-20 11:52:29
peteum: Fie upon their cokey funklessness!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237517456468500482

2012-08-20 11:45:17
peteum: RT @boomkatonline: New cassette releases from Ekoplekz & Wanda Group, plus Ekoplekz and Nochexxx on Further Records, now in stock. h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237515644285902849

2012-08-20 11:34:53
peteum: My step-david always drives to steely Dan & related.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237513028118142976

2012-08-19 23:05:27
peteum: Pricing prog on the ogs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237324427778478081

2012-08-19 21:33:36
peteum: Shuffleboard and de la soul. I wish my brother bob was here…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237301313032044545

2012-08-19 15:22:04
peteum: Getting high in the highest pub in cornwall.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237207815335342080

2012-08-19 11:05:08
peteum: At mother’s. Somehow a theatrical event was shoehorned into itinerary. Amdram Darling Buds Of. The horror, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237143152371331072

2012-08-18 16:35:32
peteum: @Peston you are travelling through the middle of my yesterday. This time tomorrow is charity-shopping, oral sex and naps, trust me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236863915101913090

2012-08-18 16:27:18
peteum: @tapebox squeezes till ya sing like the Residents?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236861841580630016

2012-08-17 12:26:16
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: I have said it before, but the #PussyRiot actions of the corrupt Putin state show it to be a regressive, oppressive k …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236438794189021185

2012-08-16 12:49:31
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ladies & Gentlemen! To celebrate 40 releases on my netlabel Chinstrap, a special mix of choice cuts from past relea …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236082258530938880

2012-08-16 10:50:58
peteum: RT @JonathanHaynes: For anyone who missed it earlier http://t.co/FbIYkUeJ post on why they’ve shut it down is a must read.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236052424157188098

2012-08-12 18:42:28
peteum: @spannerpants twas a beautiful song… *wipes tear from eye*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234721529982775297

2012-08-12 17:44:11
peteum: @spannerpants i can well imagine. Is clover to be baptised? With the swaddling and the whatnot?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234706862648459264

2012-08-12 15:10:34
peteum: @Laica23 don’t geddit. Am i dumb?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234668202712526849

2012-08-12 15:02:28
peteum: Maybe we could arrange baptism for new sprog and when the renunciation bit happens go “hang on, what?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234666164331102208

2012-08-12 14:51:25
peteum: There was a baptism at the church. The parents and godparents had to renounce Satan. Bit OTT I thought.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234663383750819840

2012-08-12 12:17:51
peteum: 19th Sunday In Ordinary Time, Year B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234624738696257536

2012-08-12 10:57:06
peteum: Ah, my hangover is not going to a car-boot sale as promised, but rather to catholic church. Figures.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234604416223813632

2012-08-10 19:17:19
peteum: I like my job and haven’t done many shifts this week so i don’t mind working all weekend. And yet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234005527175233536

2012-08-10 10:48:11
peteum: If there’s any greater pleasure than lying on floor painting left to right above skirting listening to Zomes I don’t know what it is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233877399232737280

2012-08-09 09:40:28
peteum: Thank goodness the hynobirthist wasn’t middle-class! #dontlaugh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233497968626520065

2012-08-09 09:01:17
peteum: “Piers Morgan can kiss my wiry ginger penis. Dope, guns and fucking in the street!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233488105942953984

2012-08-09 08:49:33
peteum: “CV’s will not be accepted” #aswecanneitherreadnorwrite

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233485155136856064

2012-08-07 15:25:33
peteum: http://t.co/B52ppgR9 Wayward art radio from outta Belgium.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232860035804450816

2012-08-06 13:50:18
peteum: Ha ha, Kid Shirt totally grists the whole internets with this one. And glues some words to The New Album too! http://t.co/dVUSRGO2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232473677709598720

2012-08-06 13:43:12
peteum: WE AM NOT WORTHY OF: THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE ONE) http://t.co/eoGxw4Su via @kidshirt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232471890369851392

2012-08-06 13:19:56
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Listen to the debut album by Rock With Electronics http://t.co/AgWcfOE8 playing tonight for us at The Portland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232466036249722881

2012-08-05 21:36:00
peteum: @chapmusic shit, hope you got real paid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232228487178637313

2012-08-05 17:14:48
peteum: Hangover war story comparison texts w/ someone dear to me, who trumps w/ “did coke off a toilet with a racist”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232162752888705024

2012-08-03 21:57:36
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Deep. Fukuyama was right – just the wrong kind of End! Say prayers on old blogs now!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231509146049069056

2012-08-03 21:42:15
peteum: My computer sounds like a boat. I fear the sea.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231505285607464961

2012-08-03 21:22:56
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Hey, we were sheepishly informed of The End Of History. We didn’t get any of this GOLD MINK SHIT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231500423196966912

2012-08-03 21:18:59
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231499428278722561

2012-08-03 21:16:38
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt POSTMODERN LIES I WAS TOLD AT COLLEGE MY DOG IS BETTER, ZOMBY.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231498837334839297

2012-08-03 21:10:08
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt Next big thing is definitely leaving comments on old blogs, MARK MY WORDS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231497201333985280

2012-08-03 20:50:51
peteum: Amusingly zen leaving of Fury, now a month in, revealed as old unlikely fucking gold.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231492347823796224

2012-08-03 20:47:47
peteum: 10″ shellac scope twoc, has crack.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231491576612929536

2012-08-03 20:45:39
peteum: Also something on this label http://t.co/ldiNwU5R says AMHARIC & has text in that lingo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231491039817510912

2012-08-03 20:36:35
peteum: Argh another great record in the wrong sleeve altho v. hard to tell http://t.co/2OclpDs0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231488759957442560

2012-08-02 15:27:16
peteum: Roadside sign for GALAXY BIG BAND, SNAILWELL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231048529437663232

2012-07-31 20:55:11
peteum: @paraicodonnell Austerity Mitford – tragically died trying to save money.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/230406276595712001

2012-07-31 20:35:07
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: This Is What 670 Million People Without Power Look Like: Pictures From A Blacked Out India | ZeroHedge http://t.co/6Tc3tLXq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/230401225827446784

2012-07-29 15:39:40
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: Red pashley frame,custom cream wooden boxes.My pride and joy,my passion and my livelihood.The street food revolutio …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229602099481157632

2012-07-29 15:39:06
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: My Ice cream tricycle was STOLEN last night.She might have been abandoned somewhere in Cambridge, PLEASE keep your …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229601952907018240

2012-07-29 15:34:44
peteum: @TheOuterChurch not going to get into apologias on here so fair dooze and apologies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229600856021008384

2012-07-29 14:02:21
peteum: @kidshirt @TheOuterChurch aw bless her. “Even street niggaz need their breakfast” is a song for kids.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229577605060386816

2012-07-29 13:59:45
peteum: @xwatkins finally they’ve relented to my ceaseless demands for candelabra!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229576953806602240

2012-07-29 13:54:11
peteum: @peteum i know Pete. I know.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229575551734657025

2012-07-28 22:18:33
peteum: @peteum that isn’t what i meant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229340091414355969

2012-07-28 20:22:25
peteum: Eating on the bus. http://t.co/4ILW7Y8b

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229310855894933504

2012-07-28 14:30:59
peteum: @StaggerLeeF love that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229222425471119360

2012-07-28 14:02:50
peteum: Cider for the whisky head, folly for the fool.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229215342579302400

2012-07-28 13:55:57
peteum: @polytechnic2 thanks dude. Girl end Oct eek!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229213606703677440

2012-07-28 12:37:52
peteum: Settling into relaxing holiday routine of ten mile hikes to booze source with pregnant partner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229193957266034688

2012-07-27 19:33:10
peteum: Ok been slightly wary saying llanidloes out loud but aussie guy just came to bar pointing for “2 of those” off menu & “1 of them” (carling).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228936081880526848

2012-07-27 18:48:09
peteum: Located unpronouncably. Acid druids adjacent. Plus a mouse looking over my shoulder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228924754885746689

2012-07-27 18:44:37
peteum: @kidshirt i’m here with him. He says “ello little ‘un”. I think it’s him anyway…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228923865353576448

2012-07-27 18:16:46
peteum: @spannerpants pretty ridiculous so far. In good way. Dog called Beazle. Wine & cake waiting in nonsensically ippy madness yurt. Pub = miles

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228916857296519168

2012-07-27 14:04:13
peteum: RT @tarekshalaby: Hash tag calling Saudi’s female athletes ‘prostitutes of the Olympics’ started, but has been hijacked to support them …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228853300647297024

2012-07-27 14:00:48
peteum: Touch-typing perfect English at some speed, editing on the fly, about where i was at his age.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228852441259593729

2012-07-27 13:55:29
peteum: Kid of about 14 near me on train is expertly typing out Alexander mccall smith facsimile. Doing my head in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228851102739742721

2012-07-27 11:26:51
peteum: Old drafts from the bork.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813698968453122

2012-07-27 11:25:18
peteum: Barry was just a late 50s upper m/c bald dude in m&s queue shouting at his wife outside the shop, for clarification. Nuts in July.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813309095333891

2012-07-27 11:25:16
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813298865414145

2012-07-27 11:25:01
peteum: “I’m worried about the platform Barry. It goes at 11.50″ “it’s 11.59. LOOK AT THE RIGHT HAND COLUMN.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813238802972672

2012-07-27 09:54:34
peteum: Irritable with partner till i saw Barry with his. Like Philip larkin with bees in his underpants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228790475463741441

2012-07-27 09:52:28
peteum: Train to Welsh yurt. Like sex on fire.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228789944037044224

2012-07-26 22:09:02
peteum: 5 stars from Brian of Norman! http://t.co/1lStJc75

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228612921427623936

2012-07-26 19:44:41
peteum: @JudeClarke Next year is our combined WOOD-CRYSTAL JUBILEE. I do not want a PUBLIC RELATIONS FIASCO JUDITH!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228576595403759618

2012-07-26 17:45:25
peteum: My phone’s dead, twitter’s dead, the internet’s dead, I’m dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228546581094350849

2012-07-26 17:45:24
peteum: Imaginary beer growing ever cooler, wetter, larger.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228546576161857536

2012-07-26 15:24:04
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228511009025974272

2012-07-26 14:52:47
peteum: Citi 3 is a joke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228503135717580800

2012-07-26 10:18:19
peteum: Dole office coming up! Excited!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228434061436264448

2012-07-26 08:10:56
peteum: BBC marvelously totalitaritastic this morning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228402007860469760

2012-07-26 08:04:49
peteum: Off to the dole office shortly. AS PART OF MY JOB. #grist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228400465145131008

2012-07-26 08:03:34
peteum: @JudeClarke happy anniversary dear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228400151675408384

2012-07-25 15:05:38
peteum: @arthurCRS the bloke I saw coming out of a shop to crack a cold Stella at 12.45PM has ruined my day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143982104944642

2012-07-25 15:03:32
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS busybusybusy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143453303865344

2012-07-25 15:02:46
peteum: @directoryofbunk Indeed. Uh, slight chance of engineering work 29th Sept. Morally wrong?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143260978253824

2012-07-25 15:01:26
peteum: @arthurCRS There aren’t quite the hours in the day I’m afraid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142924473458690

2012-07-25 15:00:42
peteum: @directoryofbunk It’s not luck, it’s age.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142737998880770

2012-07-25 15:00:07
peteum: It is Fela’s voice. “Petah, you are a dickhead.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142593488322560

2012-07-25 14:58:57
peteum: I saw him at The Junction too. I have a voice in my head telling me I’ve mentioned that once or twice online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142298398085120

2012-07-25 14:57:01
peteum: 1st time I heard Fela was some pretty girls did a dance-routine to Shakara at my school. Sold! Borrowed the tape.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228141814304079872

2012-07-25 14:54:53
peteum: And I was just playing Fela cos I’m sorting out a thousand bullshit CD-Rs & my g/f has NEVER HEARD FELA KUTI.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228141276753698817

2012-07-25 14:52:48
peteum: From The Shrine tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228140750666354688

2012-07-25 14:52:24
peteum: So, I’m pleased when it turns out to be, you know, Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti after all, although plain black T.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228140652104392704

2012-07-25 14:48:37
peteum: Was kind of joking but then I get word back she’s got me my FEMI KUTI t-shirt & I’m like, fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228139699712167936

2012-07-25 14:47:16
peteum: My g/f’s mate works in Nigeria so I told her to get me a Fela shirt, imagining some insane printed African thing might be possible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228139358128050176

2012-07-25 14:45:36
peteum: Just realized I was playing Fela wearing a Fela shirt. Luckily no-one saw.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228138941335879680

2012-07-25 12:27:37
peteum: Seriously tho, Lester: http://t.co/lcQOJMk2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228104215782899712

2012-07-25 12:25:56
peteum: Augustus Pablo etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103793215164416

2012-07-25 12:25:27
peteum: Perhaps the apocalypse will be too hot for the apocalypse, what then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103670150070272

2012-07-25 12:24:38
peteum: I hate it when people tweet about stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103462972424192

2012-07-25 12:23:52
peteum: Too hot for the apocalypse today. Samosas, Augustus Pablo, ginger beer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103273276641280

2012-07-25 12:20:05
peteum: @damongreenITV I married them all in a crazed ego-driven ceremony, including the drummer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228102319017963520

2012-07-25 12:09:43
peteum: Lester Sterling about right for this weather too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228099711276564480

2012-07-25 12:07:32
peteum: Ah bless Pressure Sounds and their island-style packaging!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228099159452954624

2012-07-24 09:13:09
peteum: You didn’t win the eBay item: Martin Rev – Clouds Of Glory LP test pressing. Don’t give up, pete.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227692889755508736

2012-07-24 08:41:54
peteum: @aridtrax in unsmiling celebration, jogging away from goal, Cameron high-fives Osborne, who is wearing 80s shorts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227685022386237440

2012-07-23 21:11:56
peteum: @Laica23 Hope the onwards is upwards etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227511388606701568

2012-07-23 19:22:00
peteum: @spannerpants shit shit shit shit….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227483722193199104

2012-07-23 19:09:37
peteum: RT @HutchinsonDave: I hate this weather.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227480606920040448

2012-07-23 19:09:23
peteum: Thing about MFU is he never finishes beers & it’s either your precious Stella charity or his bullshit Coors Light or whatever #drinkingcoors

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227480546857607168

2012-07-23 19:06:13
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: the new @peteum album? yes, that’s the badger! and it’s here: http://t.co/szGFeS4y

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227479751118450688

2012-07-23 19:06:01
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @normanrecords It’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227479700442865665

2012-07-23 18:56:26
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Ha! I think that is a quirky Yorkshire insect via @normanrecords in the orginal instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227477287019368448

2012-07-23 18:53:08
peteum: Almost just roasted a cucumber. Gotta get it together man…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227476457822248960

2012-07-23 18:41:42
peteum: @johnboursnell Altho, in interest of transparency etc, that song is non-carnal & packaging is just me recycling some weirdo’s postage MO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227473579384659968

2012-07-23 18:39:22
peteum: @johnboursnell You got the ever-so-slightly transgressive packaging which means you have to listen to Super Wretch extra hard. #EXTRAHARD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227472991196418048

2012-07-23 18:34:47
peteum: @unbornwhiskey @cowsarejustfood I think it would be instructive for Acid Mothers Temple to see that tweet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227471838094172160

2012-07-23 16:37:50
peteum: I mean, from about his age, this was ALL I DID.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227442410085572609

2012-07-23 16:36:10
peteum: He couldn’t get the tape in the machine, thought it wasn’t playing when it hadn’t started, & wanted to know how you located tunes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227441987597524992

2012-07-23 16:34:33
peteum: Had to explain cassettes to my son earlier. Surprisingly pre-digital things, it turns out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227441584151601153

2012-07-23 12:28:44
peteum: RT @horsechatter: Listen to the July 22nd episode of Minimal Wave to hear a track from our forthcoming video for @NOCHEXXX … http://t. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227379720478654464

2012-07-23 12:23:08
peteum: RT @boobygraffoe: You shut up about economic hardship, hospitals closing and over-priced public transport! You watch people running and …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227378311423209472

2012-07-23 10:59:29
peteum: > bod in hi-vis vest on knees installing new park thing-to-do (so hungover) contains all mysteries of the universe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227357258433048576

2012-07-23 10:56:40
peteum: So hungover. Scene in park of local gormless child sat in blue socks/shorts/t-shirt/cap eating blue ice lolly watching fat-arsed council >

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227356552015802368

2012-07-22 13:00:05
peteum: Slightly desperate Apprentice-style behaviour from dude in Sports Direct yesterday. Rymans more like The Office today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227025220991602688

2012-07-22 12:58:06
peteum: I keep noticing pressured-looking managers in shops spreading that stress down the chain and across the floor.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227024722364342272

2012-07-22 11:18:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Google User Initiative. Not really, Graphic User Interface

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226999543428964352

2012-07-20 19:36:54
peteum: Please help people affected by those suffering from @MaxTundraitis lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226400307746316288

2012-07-20 19:35:27
peteum: @MaxTundra itis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226399943903043585

2012-07-20 19:26:06
peteum: @directoryofbunk You know how I hate to miss some autistic joke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226397592425201665

2012-07-20 19:25:32
peteum: @directoryofbunk I take it that I’m just imagining that’s a Zappa reference I don’t get or a joke about CB “beat pulverisers” (The Wire).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226397445888823296

2012-07-20 19:21:04
peteum: @MaxTundra It’s a shame that you turned such an indubitable artistic triumph into a source of mere untold wealth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226396324273201153

2012-07-20 19:12:36
peteum: @MaxTundra didn’t realize you ran a commercial airline. I would definitely have used your services on my infrequent short Euro hops.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226394193386405888

2012-07-20 19:09:12
peteum: Me earlier: “Hi Apple Support the person who signed in with my ex’s ID & spent Â£73 of my g/f’s money on South Park was my son. He’s eleven.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226393335428956161

2012-07-20 19:04:16
peteum: Shit!!!!! My best bits interview with Gandalf in another dimension coming after tha break!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226392096964218880

2012-07-20 19:01:32
peteum: RT @kidshirt: Review of Pete’s The New Album to follow (on The New Blog). #@peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226391409966596096

2012-07-20 18:55:05
peteum: Goodbye Cathy. See you tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226389784602501120

2012-07-20 11:20:52
peteum: RT @joemuggs: Ha, @AshantiOmkar reports two ppl separately YELLED “fuck you Boris” when announcement came on at N.Greenwich yesterday. I …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226275478078619649

2012-07-20 11:16:52
peteum: @directoryofbunk i like the conceptual continuity of your reasoning, therefore i accept this proposal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226274470426464256

2012-07-20 10:15:21
peteum: @normanrecords thanks Norm!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226258989460107264

2012-07-20 10:14:49
peteum: RT @normanrecords: Norm-endorsed loony @PeteUm has a new album, ‘UM – The New Album’. We endorse it. http://t.co/rWXNGOt5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226258856265797632

2012-07-20 09:34:54
peteum: How do people make the twitter jokes before Reuters feeds me context?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226248809032847360

2012-07-20 08:11:39
peteum: If anyone in Cambridge has any record mailers going spare I would greatly appreciate them!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226227861470707712

2012-07-20 07:47:01
peteum: It’s like being at a festival for a month.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226221660552970241

2012-07-20 07:46:03
peteum: Wasn’t expecting the apocalypse to be this soggy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226221418818453504

2012-07-19 19:22:54
peteum: @arthurCRS no-one understands me! (they do)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226034396841521152

2012-07-19 19:13:37
peteum: @arthurCRS oh! I thought i sounded like a nonsense-monger, but ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226032061650190336

2012-07-19 16:02:48
peteum: @STRATEGY_PaulD been lucky with tape. I hear you on hard drives & backing-up tho. And audiomulch!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225984040518443008

2012-07-19 13:17:28
peteum: @arthurCRS next splash: I DO WANT KIDS CONFESSES UNHAPPY ARTHUR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225942434574647296

2012-07-19 10:12:32
peteum: @Laica23 Heh heh. Well, gonna do a proper new material LP next, then maybe do The Old Album. Potential reissue problem of G4S proportions!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225895892560011264

2012-07-19 10:09:44
peteum: So, when they take even a few copies, which ain’t going to make either of us rich, I appreciate it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225895188084711424

2012-07-19 10:07:33
peteum: I dunno, my brain starts to go bloggy when I think about it, but it’s important to have your music in a @normanrecords kinda place

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225894637888487425

2012-07-19 09:59:55
peteum: Special thanks to @normanrecords actually, not only for doing things like answering emails, but just also selling my stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225892716742078464

2012-07-19 09:53:33
peteum: Also the very good people at @normanrecords, online shopkeepers of some repute, are flogging it http://t.co/f4HydWdN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225891116602519552

2012-07-19 09:47:46
peteum: You can buy The New Album here: http://t.co/eWqWb1Nq http://t.co/SexEW2Wq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225889661644570624

2012-07-19 09:43:33
peteum: OK, these are actually disappearing quite fast so let’s have some actual hustle. http://t.co/Fk5tYx9d

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225888597704843264

2012-07-19 09:38:24
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying The New Album – @peteum. First play. Loving it so far. Well into “uncategorisable” territory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225887302830927874

2012-07-19 09:31:32
peteum: @neverfadingwood I called you sir in the casual idiomatic sense, forgetting for a moment you were a TITLED INDIVIDUAL!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225885575918530560

2012-07-19 09:30:16
peteum: Yesterday I had to tell Jo Mouse what ROFL meant. This morning she was highly amused by the Cadbury’s gorilla.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225885256891387905

2012-07-19 09:29:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thankyou sir. Sorry, Sir!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884955903926272

2012-07-19 09:27:48
peteum: That top he’s got on puts my Nathan Blunt’s Uncle’s jobby in the shade somewhat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884637182951424

2012-07-19 09:26:06
peteum: Perhaps that sounds like a challenge to some. I didn’t spend all day on the web quest for Love Isaacs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884209787568128

2012-07-19 09:24:19
peteum: http://t.co/yMGz3eoO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225883751635353600

2012-07-19 09:23:48
peteum: Found very daft-but-decent ungooglable LP yesterday. Such things do exist still. Suppose I need to do a picture now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225883629560160257

2012-07-19 08:54:47
peteum: ” Will the colonel let him go? I doubt it.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225876327893438464

2012-07-19 08:54:18
peteum: Suppose the Alawite Shia President Bashar decides to flee, he said. “He will be driven to the airport by an Alawite colonel. ”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225876206426390528

2012-07-19 08:25:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Man I dream of using Ableton like a four-track. It’s just a pretty GUI to me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225868889953824768

2012-07-18 23:31:23
peteum: Watching a very slow render of my brother completely hidden (actually comletely hiding) behind a drumkit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225734542810554368

2012-07-18 23:25:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood maybe either The Most Beautiful Thing because it is sincere or You Maybe Understand because, regardless of lyrics, you do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225733136854691840

2012-07-18 23:21:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood Aw man! thanks. I’m trying to think of which digital download track to dedicate to ya

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225732095555821568

2012-07-18 23:17:51
peteum: Oh yeah, ahem… The Holden Girls were fucking excellent also. Amazing to think they are only in their early 20s…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225731138117836800

2012-07-18 23:13:01
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s the greatest concept ever, and I’ve had a few. Lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225729919462821888

2012-07-18 23:11:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think you’d have liked it. He did some songs from Alcoholic – The Musical! anyway

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225729526074859520

2012-07-18 23:07:10
peteum: My brother was pretty damn good tonight, I have to say. http://t.co/yOa6ZTC3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225728443957006340

2012-07-18 23:02:07
peteum: @kidshirt What can I say? I slept with THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN meme thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225727176991965184

2012-07-18 09:28:57
peteum: @JudeClarke well, we’re in catchment #getttingolderbythetweet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225522535641513984

2012-07-18 07:37:42
peteum: Will no longer live opposite son’s school as of 3pm. #tempusfuckit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225494540423925761

2012-07-18 07:16:16
peteum: @tweetjacket nice one!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225489145911451648

2012-07-17 18:26:37
peteum: @ergophizmiz not saying yr resting on laurels of course, & am saying it as a phizmiz fan. Dm new address tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225295458812178432

2012-07-17 18:21:05
peteum: @ergophizmiz i will do that thing, but you need to bring out a record for the last Pete um effort already!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225294066202591232

2012-07-17 18:08:44
peteum: Ah, the minister for fuckups.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225290955748675584

2012-07-17 12:36:30
peteum: Teaser… http://t.co/Hz2×4rTn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225207345603555328

2012-07-16 20:57:34
peteum: @JudeClarke A good old local name, as I understand it. Fabbs in Fulbourn anyway

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224971055519891456

2012-07-16 12:35:00
peteum: Just remembered being awoken at 3am by g/f laughing for ten minutes because of a “funny dream” in which she was laughing. #notright

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224844580909105152

2012-07-15 20:40:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX evict Zomby!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224604320816054272

2012-07-15 20:37:37
peteum: Good night cunts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224603647596691456

2012-07-15 20:29:16
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s the next video.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224601548892798976

2012-07-15 20:28:04
peteum: RT @TonyCowards: The toughest job I ever had was being the publicist for the film, “Fight Club”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224601245556543488

2012-07-15 17:21:02
peteum: @JudeClarke think yr missing a comedy opportunity if you don’t go in as some sort of ridiculous rustic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224554176531791872

2012-07-14 20:19:59
peteum: Side 1: THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN MARCH Side 2: AUTHENTIC BATTLE SOUNDS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224236821532516353

2012-07-14 20:17:58
peteum: I’m scared to play the record. I put Alvin Stardust back in the Keep box earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224236314009153537

2012-07-14 20:16:26
peteum: @monktonwylde I had a feeling someone was gonna slap my ham.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224235929546657793

2012-07-14 20:15:35
peteum: Or weave-bobbing his chin/index in some Beyoncical motion I would be made to feel the intrinsicality of its worth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224235715813314560

2012-07-14 20:12:36
peteum: I dunno, perhaps if I had an Action Man here to go with my Action Man record and he was kicking my ankle/stabbing shin w/ plastic bayonet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224234967515930624

2012-07-14 20:08:41
peteum: Obviously there is debate to be had about terms like “worth”, and it’s a long one, and perhaps a bit tedious in places…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224233978691981312

2012-07-14 20:05:06
peteum: The more I build up an on-sight understanding of what records are worth, the more I am surprised what some records are worth. #science

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224233076019036163

2012-07-14 20:01:48
peteum: @oscillatordrift To subtract spirals to create a spiral would be typical Faroesian fiendishness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224232246272462849

2012-07-14 19:29:08
peteum: @peteum It’s true.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224224027705741312

2012-07-14 19:28:39
peteum: @oscillatordrift the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224223904619696128

2012-07-14 17:29:13
peteum: Alex Thomson has two quite separate eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224193847377408001

2012-07-14 13:33:58
peteum: Think we’re running out of day for the weather to gradually improve in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224134645447524352

2012-07-14 13:06:34
peteum: My Ghanaian colleague fronting with her kenny g selection. “i love jazz”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224127750636711937

2012-07-14 13:02:12
peteum: Presumably cos they let us out of training early on Tuesday and i went home.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224126651280277504

2012-07-14 13:00:21
peteum: 9-crossed-out 5, 6 pencilled in, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224126185788018688

2012-07-14 09:37:03
peteum: @directoryofbunk ah, getcha. Sounds more likely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224075025395884032

2012-07-14 06:50:43
peteum: I wonder what the weather’s like.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224033166103560192

2012-07-14 06:45:51
peteum: The tortoise-joke pounces on the dole-hare of old.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224031940448231426

2012-07-14 06:42:33
peteum: Saturday job.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224031109418196993

2012-07-14 06:39:39
peteum: @peteum the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224030379798044672

2012-07-13 21:34:17
peteum: @sarahsausages Only in emergencies. Not very militant with the formerly-Marathons though, if I’m honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223893135183446017

2012-07-13 17:49:34
peteum: @directoryofbunk Eesh. In p & they haven’t found an image. You boys have been dissed by the Sale!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223836581117693952

2012-07-13 17:47:04
peteum: @sarahsausages You think? I haven’t touched a drop since. Swear down.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223835953758879744

2012-07-13 17:45:58
peteum: @Hot_Chip I wish I could be there and that it were true also!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223835676804775936

2012-07-13 17:21:53
peteum: Strongbow have changed the can design. Is nothing sacred?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223829616987619328

2012-07-13 17:19:30
peteum: My record storage plans have hit a Goodiepal problem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223829015482478593

2012-07-13 17:17:20
peteum: @Hot_Chip Minneapolis! What’s the protocol with that old tune then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223828469644144640

2012-07-13 17:14:18
peteum: @directoryofbunk Didn’t spot it tho. You’re too obscure for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223827707337785345

2012-07-13 17:13:17
peteum: @directoryofbunk told ya.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223827450067562496

2012-07-13 16:40:00
peteum: Think I might do a 7″ called I Know Everybody In The Norman Records Sale

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223819076429033473

2012-07-12 17:26:25
peteum: I only put it on because I can’t get across the room to change singles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223468367938461697

2012-07-12 17:23:56
peteum: I’m not into deep house. I’m trying to sort my sevens out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467741649182721

2012-07-12 17:23:01
peteum: Suddenly 6th tracks deep house oddness makes me think I need record other people spend 30 quid on. This, is typical.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467512879259650

2012-07-12 17:21:12
peteum: Actual record has million copies on Discogs starting pence, but weirdly mine is US original 12″ & rare, worth $.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467057071656960

2012-07-12 17:17:51
peteum: Buy a record cos it’s 50p on Plus8 & I think maybe..? 5 tracks of cheesevox dull house in & I realise it’s in wrong sleeve. Schoolboy error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223466210384285696

2012-07-11 14:39:33
peteum: About once a fortnight I stare out my kitchen window and I see @NOCHEXXX cycle past. #parochialcaricatures

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223063986315341824

2012-07-11 14:35:57
peteum: New phone bore.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223063079355813889

2012-07-11 14:16:21
peteum: RT @chapmusic: the wire should do a theme issue about high mid

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223058149224087552

2012-07-11 07:27:27
peteum: Dreamt of a bombed-out London where colourfully-coarse street people rode huge iron machines pulled by elephants. Carnival atmos prevailed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222955244349435904

2012-07-11 07:20:43
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: God I wish I had some mother nature but I don’t smoke on the road to try & help my voice

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222953552409137152

2012-07-10 21:52:40
peteum: @VincentOliver An LSD is all I got.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222810594879877121

2012-07-10 10:35:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX we are all record stores now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222640070220464128

2012-07-09 18:06:01
peteum: Omg.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222391168351207428

2012-07-09 16:56:34
peteum: Aw, @JudeClarke’s search for my twattiness made me all hypnogogic for this http://t.co/1ahrVF8q Love the family photos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222373693370798081

2012-07-09 15:42:09
peteum: People have been brilliant actually. So patient.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354965371428865

2012-07-09 15:41:30
peteum: Tomorrow I have training in 2-person escort & the like so I suppose release could be delayed till Wednesday. Apologies everyone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354801390911490

2012-07-09 15:39:50
peteum: My brother is too busy & I have to wait in for a new phone, about which I could not give a fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354383432724482

2012-07-09 15:38:20
peteum: The PVC sleeves for The New Album have arrived at the language school! But I can’t get them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354002938036224

2012-07-09 15:36:07
peteum: @JudeClarke Ah, that’s more like it. I can’t even be a twat properly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222353445292744704

2012-07-09 15:31:36
peteum: I get 216,000,000 results for googling “Pete Um twat”. Am I doing it wrong?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222352310653829120

2012-07-09 15:26:09
peteum: @ffwolfcone “Regression 4 surprised many with its close harmonies and acoustic summer-jam vibe…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222350939644891136

2012-07-09 15:07:43
peteum: Some early Gurley, for instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222346299259887618

2012-07-09 15:03:12
peteum: Got some shit stuff. Also some good stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222345161810788352

2012-07-09 14:59:25
peteum: Â£18.50’s worth of 50p records later, the old man with the carpet-layers knees staggers to his feet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222344210018344962

2012-07-09 14:57:59
peteum: Faintly cheered by Indian (?) dancey men being totally excellent before someone mentioned record stalls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222343851963187200

2012-07-09 14:55:40
peteum: Ailsa’s dad the buddhist punk dragged me to the deserted, soggy BIG DAY OUT or whatever it was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222343267122020352

2012-07-09 14:52:51
peteum: Pointing at the vinyl walls of the trash compactor…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342558410485760

2012-07-09 14:51:54
peteum: I was totally like “FUCK YOU AILSA!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342319637147649

2012-07-09 14:51:01
peteum: Child of 7 staring at record revolving on my Â£300+ turntable yesterday derisively exclaims “that is so OLD!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342095627751426

2012-07-09 13:22:21
peteum: *remembers Pretty, the band*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222319784317030401

2012-07-09 13:20:35
peteum: He didn’t care about not having a PVC sleeve. He’s a pretty rock ‘n’ roll guy. Well, reasonably pretty.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222319339523674112

2012-07-09 13:18:40
peteum: Following on, I gave @NOCHEXXX the first copy of The New Album last night. One down, 99 to go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318856088199170

2012-07-09 13:17:10
peteum: Note how, on The Rich Hughes Show, my live songs sound shit but the recorded playback is BETTER.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318479695556609

2012-07-09 13:15:18
peteum: @HughesRich Oh, I was just thanking you for the EXPOSURE, in actual fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318009547636736

2012-07-09 13:13:42
peteum: @HughesRich @arthurCRS You scratch my back… … …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317606449852416

2012-07-09 13:12:18
peteum: I think this Bloc thing has enabled me to enter the mindset of the Daily Mail reader.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317256074477569

2012-07-09 13:11:29
peteum: I can’t come to Bad Timing because the hypnobirthing woman is coming hahahahahahahahahahahaha, sorry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317049161064448

2012-07-09 13:09:57
peteum: REGYATES @REGYATES Followed by RastaMouse

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222316664555974656

2012-07-09 13:06:38
peteum: Seriously though, I would have been a cunt. Seriously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315829704916992

2012-07-09 13:05:48
peteum: @arthurCRS @HughesRich Like sex made out of Wales.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315616806240256

2012-07-09 13:05:08
peteum: @arthurCRS Still are, in fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315452448247809

2012-07-09 13:04:49
peteum: @arthurCRS I thought of you, but you’re much more grown-up than I was. Sonny Jim.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315369354887168

2012-07-09 13:02:49
peteum: I’m glad there was no Twitter when I was 28 or whatever. I would have been like this, instead of editing Peel show tapes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222314865623179264

2012-07-09 13:00:53
peteum: Also need to clean teeth. I am SCUM.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222314381650825217

2012-07-09 12:59:14
peteum: Shit I need to reply to Jo’s email.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313966905466880

2012-07-09 12:58:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Weds 11: @deadratorchestr + C Joynes + Lunar Mervin, Unitarian, Cam. 16+ BYOB DRO LP ‘Guga Hunters of Ness’ out to …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313857618677760

2012-07-09 12:57:36
peteum: @monktonwylde Dude I was a Smash Hits subscriber.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313556421525504

2012-07-09 12:56:02
peteum: @cowsarejustfood He did a little stagger at one point & singer-boy said “watch me skate across the linoleum” or whatevr the line is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313159791362048

2012-07-09 12:51:55
peteum: He was interested in releasing some of my stuff on Human Ear. I sent a CD-R but never heard back. I regret that now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222312123525644288

2012-07-09 12:48:22
peteum: Actually I did refuse. I regret that now. I mean there’s paranoia, & there’s wowanoia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222311231996960768

2012-07-09 12:47:18
peteum: First words he said to me were “Do you like to get high?” & nodded towards spliff in his hand. I refused of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222310962559062016

2012-07-09 12:44:19
peteum: It is not a great bit of footage though. Bit blurry. Like recorded on nth generation Hi8 or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222310210730082305

2012-07-09 12:43:02
peteum: When he came to my house, have I said this before, he knocked all the cassettes of my shelf & I had to film him amongst the avalanche…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309886959161344

2012-07-09 12:40:55
peteum: He’s lovely, Ariel, in person, no honestly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309355830255616

2012-07-09 12:39:31
peteum: This means I am 3 Wires behind but have read ALL of Twitter since April, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309002871181312

2012-07-09 12:38:09
peteum: When I got up, eventually, my wag of a wife-girlfriend had put Ariel Pink’s face where my bum sits on this chair.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222308661698105345

2012-07-09 12:34:25
peteum: Might have been my perception tho. I feel very awful today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222307720596959232

2012-07-09 12:32:19
peteum: Listened last night w/ Davechexxx. Bit perturbed to hear myself failing to form any kind of logical narrative at any point.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222307191162548225

2012-07-09 12:30:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: vodka on the rocks with The Visitor with . @HughesRich @peteum http://t.co/J7SK4d4C

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222306777197326338

2012-07-09 12:23:01
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: “Mummy, Unity won’t share the tapenade.” #onlyinkilliney #notmakingthisup

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222304852301201408

2012-07-09 11:37:06
peteum: @cowsarejustfood then I saw them at reading and the guitarist looked like he’d left all his blood backstage, not good on his feet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222293294653251584

2012-07-09 11:34:12
peteum: @cowsarejustfood turned up at the place I worked at mid 90s looking v road-weary. Later, onstage, this becomes rock machine magnificence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222292564399767553

2012-07-09 20:56:30
peteum: RT @Pundamentalism: Relieved to discover that the guy on the other end of the phone is “Ray Powell” rather than the more sinister “Rape …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222434074894147585

2012-07-09 20:06:25
peteum: @johnpeelarchive @CoolDelta Yes. Not now though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222421471811739648

2012-07-06 12:07:15
peteum: @orangemousse Thanks dan woodford.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/221213721735860224

2012-07-06 09:06:38
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s The Visitor show with special guest @peteum is now available to stream / download http://t.co/fvkoqmaS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/221168265446174721

2012-07-05 20:50:56
peteum: @HughesRich hey man, rest of the RHS sounded boss on the speakers at home. Clear, loud, & host’s voice v radio-friendly & sexy etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220983122651648002

2012-07-05 20:43:39
peteum: @HughesRich /make them up…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981288516071424

2012-07-05 20:43:21
peteum: @HughesRich OK, hold tight while I think of them…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981211072434177

2012-07-05 20:42:50
peteum: @badtimingnights @HughesRich Use the office PA I guess?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981084651917312

2012-07-05 18:03:14
peteum: @polytechnic2 no way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220940916851085315

2012-07-05 18:01:37
peteum: @JudeClarke please. Need to know basis for faisal spiral of doom Cathy looking foxy etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220940512394358784

2012-07-05 17:55:40
peteum: Can someone watch the news for me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220939015329808385

2012-07-05 14:50:09
peteum: RT @HughesRich: @peteum I should definitely have called it the “Rich Hughes Show”, much better than The Visitor #gutted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220892326954938369

2012-07-05 14:48:19
peteum: My tetchy self on the radio tonight playing some sketchy folk art on the Rich Hughes Show.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220891864327405569

2012-07-05 14:44:32
peteum: Nothing against French poofs but eurodisco an unnatural abomination obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220890914145579010

2012-07-05 14:43:14
peteum: Hard not to feel old & crabby when working-class dudes dress like French poofs & black Americans make eurodisco.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220890586905972739

2012-07-04 13:19:57
peteum: They always forget my meal in restaurants too, remember. #AAMilne #itsallgrist #evenwhenitisnt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220507239218294784

2012-07-04 13:18:39
peteum: This time there are only 100 records. Each one dedicated to @directoryofbunk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506913555746816

2012-07-04 13:17:36
peteum: Still better than last time when I was missing 100 records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506648739975170

2012-07-04 13:16:26
peteum: I cannot make an announcement of The New Album vinyls cos they forgot to send the plastic sleeves.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506355553927169

2012-07-04 13:14:27
peteum: @NOCHEXXX or change it to a film about the contrasting views of Cambridge fusspant art-knobs and call it Grumblefish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220505857291587584

2012-07-04 13:10:58
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Now that’s, erm, confirmed. Ha! Got @peteum in the studio for my radio show tomorrow night. Live music and chatter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220504978505207809

2012-07-04 13:10:29
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: FACT on the buttons http://t.co/lIVAAcmg #chxfx #plkzfx #further #battlepack #c60 #nodolby

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220504856891371522

2012-07-04 12:23:12
peteum: @HughesRich Yep, or will be!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220492957894184960

2012-07-04 10:16:04
peteum: @arthurCRS sorry mate, whenever I’m pissed in a dream it’s the same old hobby horse…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220460965781712897

2012-07-04 09:48:35
peteum: @NOCHEXXX have you tried watching it with your eyes closed?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220454046144794624

2012-07-03 18:53:27
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Worked out today that BT has booked approximately 100 solo artists #nomatesrate

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220228780424298496

2012-07-03 10:05:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Soundtrack blowing your mind, you mean, obv?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220095860674019331

2012-07-03 10:02:42
peteum: @JudeClarke Indeed. As Local Social Network Matriarch, consider yourself a NEWS DATA HUB.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220095211827773440

2012-07-02 21:20:35
peteum: @JudeClarke I feel you granny, but at least nick’s not up the duff, if you get me ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219903421405343745

2012-07-02 18:42:01
peteum: You just know Ciaran Jenkins has an Aunty who thinks the world of him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219863516495101952

2012-07-02 18:28:05
peteum: Nick Herbert, ha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219860008123383808

2012-07-02 18:24:47
peteum: Fuck him up Cathy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219859179312132096

2012-07-02 12:36:08
peteum: @JudeClarke yeah thanks. He seems to fall on his feet so think he’ll be ok.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219771436963864577

2012-07-02 08:19:13
peteum: @JudeClarke You knows it Granny J!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219706781239226369

2012-07-02 08:14:29
peteum: Just dropped son off for induction day at secondary school. Well, round the corner & 30 yards up the road anyway. #thatstooclosedad

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219705592569270272

2012-07-01 21:41:39
peteum: PANIC BUY – WHILE STOCKS LAST!: http://t.co/Pprmv16g

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219546332703096834

2012-07-01 18:47:19
peteum: @lisablanning it feels great. Send the records to: 9 wheaton house, ….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219502461562519553

2012-07-01 15:20:01
peteum: @JudeClarke gag after ivor cutler, of whom I recall you being a big fan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219450293904080896

2012-07-01 15:18:38
peteum: @JudeClarke before my time. I’m only 28.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219449942924734467

2012-07-01 15:16:06
peteum: Fuckwit colleagues, charming in small doses, can be wearing over a whole 2 hours or less in Ely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219449307739332608

2012-07-01 15:12:28
peteum: @bloodrainbow second-blackest in the infants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219448393414619136

2012-07-01 13:44:53
peteum: Oh, there’s a Nornea. I would hope for a Chronicle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219426353114656768

2012-07-01 13:41:57
peteum: @badtimingnights @JudeClarke I partied in the street.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219425611159056385

2012-07-01 13:40:21
peteum: @JudeClarke the Alex was loosely involved.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219425212192665600

2012-07-01 11:20:31
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights all matters of fact bar the zoology.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219390019780091904

2012-07-01 11:19:12
peteum: I did get a moroder 7 actually. Dave.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219389689789038593

2012-07-01 11:14:44
peteum: @badtimingnights *curls lip in ambiguous smile, looks ridiculous*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219388565031882752

2012-07-01 10:59:44
peteum: Bit Gwydird in the mind but no time for presenteeism. Car booted but couldn’t dig, torture! Now ely, home of the elephants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219384790414135296

2012-06-30 22:37:07
peteum: @lisablanning is that a neologism on my face, or are you just pleased to see me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219197904546566144

2012-06-30 22:06:07
peteum: @lisablanning Someone had to put a name to it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219190104097439744

2012-06-30 21:31:20
peteum: @lisablanning Blinger Lassing?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219181350912135170

2012-06-30 07:42:10
peteum: Especially when it takes an hour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218972683898064897

2012-06-30 07:41:25
peteum: That losery feeling you get when you go thru the 8 hours of tweets you’ve slept thru to the last one you read before you went to bed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218972493325664256

2012-06-28 15:03:29
peteum: I can see Relate from here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218358967619952640

2012-06-28 15:02:07
peteum: Top deck’s well sticky. #losers

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218358624924348417

2012-06-28 14:58:43
peteum: RT @HenryBooth269: Icelandic banks crashed in 2008. They jailed guilty bankers, nationalised banks and grew their economy, currently at …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218357767990284288

2012-06-28 13:58:41
peteum: Only just noticed glaring wrongness of yellow plastic industrial chimney amidst bullshit cornish ephemera.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218342660920975360

2012-06-28 13:27:04
peteum: Funny how upstairs at pasty place there’s a photo of Harvey from the indie stall disguised as a cornish tin miner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218334701906178049

2012-06-28 13:24:57
peteum: Spent an hour and a half at quayside. Full of impotent rage at class system.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218334172337553408

2012-06-28 10:13:37
peteum: RT @James_Macintyre: Let’s do an unscientific Twitter survey. Retweet this if you think Jeremy Hunt should be sacked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218286022012837889

2012-06-27 19:47:30
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: next time you go to a folk gig why not dress up as a Cyberman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218068056885301249

2012-06-27 16:09:13
peteum: Little Hamish & Cisse, holding hands, leading us to site of the incident. OK son, NOT GUILTY as charged.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218013121577619457

2012-06-27 16:06:40
peteum: Just did a total STERN DAD number on my son for losing his phone. Turns out some little kids pushed it thru a hole in the fence. #Desterned

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218012481661042688

2012-06-26 20:05:39
peteum: Don’t know if I kicked a printer in a past life or something but I might do it again in a minute.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217710236776148992

2012-06-26 18:57:22
peteum: @twowrongfeet @JudeClarke Deaf ears & egotistical searchy fingers! But yeah,hear what you mean tho. Less shambling/demanded/portland gigs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217693052456800256

2012-06-26 18:17:31
peteum: I was born there. #fuckthetories

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217683022793809920

2012-06-26 17:24:37
peteum: @arthurCRS A Babycham?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217669711335391233

2012-06-26 17:18:56
peteum: @MassMvmt @discogs No exciting things please!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217668277558706176

2012-06-26 17:18:02
peteum: RT @MassMvmt: RT @discogs … Exciting things ahead! < OMINOUS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217668053771628545

2012-06-26 08:13:12
peteum: @twowrongfeet guess they didn’t. ; ) now I want to know what track tho…..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217530940761710592

2012-06-25 19:24:25
peteum: I hate fascist barry in abc but his deputies letting the pots get too low.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217337472286343168

2012-06-25 18:02:37
peteum: @arthurCRS The buck stops here. Until I cycle it over to ABC Kebabs anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316882917756929

2012-06-25 18:00:52
peteum: Think I’ve wasted the time of time itself today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316442637484032

2012-06-25 17:59:31
peteum: Made an important decision. Going to have a beer and watch the news and get a kebab later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316104211677185

2012-06-23 21:01:14
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks NF Banana!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216637060965072897

2012-06-23 21:00:03
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Can’t Get Started – @peteum. Lovely album. Indescribable. You’ll just have to get it. http://t.co/yyW9J7U2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216636763475689474

2012-06-23 20:33:27
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m trying to think of a name for your bar. Arthur’s Leather Sphere?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216630068833824769

2012-06-23 20:08:21
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm sorry I have this new app that stops me making cheeky jokes after 3 ciders.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216623748852355072

2012-06-23 19:44:38
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J. — pete um @Pani_Bufetowa

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617782656249858

2012-06-23 19:43:11
peteum: @peteum TWAT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617418808762368

2012-06-23 19:42:46
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617314332852225

2012-06-23 19:40:41
peteum: @JudeClarke almost mentioned r Rob. But without the artifice, less obviously handsome etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216616788983693312

2012-06-23 19:37:54
peteum: My son came up with the idea of a HATE ZOO earlier. For hatreds you couldn’t keep domestically.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216616087066906624

2012-06-23 19:34:04
peteum: Xavi’s got such an excellent face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216615123618496512

2012-06-23 18:11:52
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @DROKK_ write the thing I’ll read it ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216594437839667200

2012-06-23 18:07:07
peteum: @TheOuterChurch But yeah, so clever, so hip, so much wit. It brought me up. And then music totally nicked me off it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216593240365862912

2012-06-23 18:04:10
peteum: @TheOuterChurch I mentioned this to a crusty mate once and he said “oh yeah, we totally ripped off that whole look”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216592500608086016

2012-06-23 18:02:59
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Yup.Going from Botswana to Treworgey Tree Fayre was quite a trip. Felt like I’d stepped into the pages of galaxy’s greatest!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216592200665022466

2012-06-23 16:45:49
peteum: @RougesFoam I’ve only been to Oxford once and I passed him on the street. It was like a joke for my benefit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216572782178353153

2012-06-23 14:53:09
peteum: I’m gonna buy that. 2000AD was my whole world circa 1985.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216544426657464321

2012-06-23 14:50:28
peteum: RT @kidshirt: New comic-Strip “1947″ by Kek-w (script) / Mike Dowling (art) in 2000AD prog 1789 – out now in UK! Pls retweet, etc…thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216543752003665920

2012-06-23 13:56:18
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen hmmm….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216530120675049473

2012-06-23 11:04:50
peteum: My son nicks the big kitchen boombox and plays Jessie J so the whole estate can hear. #karmicwhiplash

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216486969142804480

2012-06-23 11:01:01
peteum: Fucking hell, I sold some MP3s. Madness. Cheers mate!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216486009003720704

2012-06-22 20:01:11
peteum: In. Your. Face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216259558992134144

2012-06-22 19:33:27
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic the premise would be him chilling on a street corner telling people what they aren’t doing right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252578697183233

2012-06-22 19:33:19
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic I just imagine a black box on on a head with weed smoke constantly emanating from it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252546031947776

2012-06-22 19:33:01
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Just me high as fuck making weird noises with machines

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252468823203840

2012-06-22 19:28:15
peteum: @virginmedia I have a phone line! I’m sure somebody told me I was getting a phone to use it with though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216251269319376897

2012-06-22 18:54:35
peteum: Zomby should have his own reality tv show, but remain anonymous by being in shadow/blacked-out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216242798171656192

2012-06-22 18:45:06
peteum: Random jhon cosgrove fizzog on the gogglebox again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216240412304736256

2012-06-22 14:37:04
peteum: Same bloke who left with me, knowingly, with a fucked ethernet cable the first time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216177993754738688

2012-06-22 14:34:00
peteum: “I’m not a barry boy meself but I do love a good motor”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216177219494608898

2012-06-22 14:31:45
peteum: (Sound of galloping hooves) Ah, the Virgin Media engineers are here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216176655264251904

2012-06-22 12:23:34
peteum: RT @NattyVee: Is there anyone fluent in Polish who would translate an essay by my grandfather aged 15 in 1942 about his Siberian exile? …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216144394460475392

2012-06-22 10:18:53
peteum: @peteum “brilliant white”, as it goes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216113018638049280

2012-06-22 09:27:43
peteum: Painting conveniences for the unsighted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216100142724554752

2012-06-22 08:17:30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ah yeah! What time’s match? Think I got Syd, see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216082471907885056

2012-06-22 07:51:56
peteum: @aldoyletweets Ah yes that fine line between embodying the transcendent and being embarrassingly fucked-up. Why they invented the MiniDisc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216076035547086848

2012-06-21 15:28:52
peteum: @zone_styx @arthurCRS a mate who probably did most to shape my taste similarly now uninterested. Can’t get my head round it at all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215828640062128128

2012-06-21 13:07:53
peteum: Going to go and count the PRN now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215793159639273472

2012-06-21 13:06:54
peteum: RT @jackseale: Useful visualisation of the amount of tax avoided by @VodafoneUK, compared to Jimmy Carr: http://t.co/3MeATDrH /via @Clai …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215792915098779650

2012-06-21 13:04:41
peteum: Bought a Wedgewood bowl & a book of aphorisms earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215792356329390081

2012-06-21 13:00:45
peteum: @TheOuterChurch everything after Hunting High And Low.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215791365265694720

2012-06-21 12:54:30
peteum: @TheOuterChurch ever the iconoclast, Joseph.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215789794243002369

2012-06-21 12:51:34
peteum: At work, listening to Broken Wings.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215789056603340800

2012-06-21 11:02:19
peteum: @HughesRich That’s my ass thumb.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761563083223040

2012-06-21 11:01:43
peteum: @MassMvmt Oh thanks man. Hope that link won’t damage my porn or anything. Yeah, new discovery for me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761409798176770

2012-06-21 11:00:39
peteum: Actually I don’t have any gigs booked. Apart from DJing at a charity event in September.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761143816388609

2012-06-21 10:59:25
peteum: Seem to have picked up a thumb injury. Hopefully be OK in time for next performance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215760832582266880

2012-06-21 09:40:47
peteum: Dubbing Yximalloo to my Onkyo yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215741044447383552

2012-06-21 09:39:44
peteum: Thanks for the retwits etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215740779157663744

2012-06-21 09:30:13
peteum: Grist Bandcamp page, where you can buy MP3s ha ha ha. OR VINYL in laughably limited quantities. There will be a… http://t.co/ZpqsX28C

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215738384377843713

2012-06-20 07:40:18
peteum: “Complacency of an almost criminal nature”. Yup, that’s Justin Webb. Smug-voiced cock-dome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215348334825709568

2012-06-19 20:12:12
peteum: @LowQuay was starting to make me ashamed to be a lech.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215175166047682560

2012-06-19 19:56:48
peteum: Someone’s had a word about lingering shots of babes haven’t they.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215171294470221825

2012-06-19 18:27:51
peteum: Warning to anyone with young children: they grow up FAST.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215148905975922688

2012-06-19 10:28:34
peteum: @arthurCRS We need a “view meta conversation” button here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215028292691046400

2012-06-19 07:43:08
peteum: @arthurCRS How long is too long for witty replies, because I haven’t got anything yet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214986659744333824

2012-06-18 15:57:53
peteum: New piece. http://t.co/5rx2qlLU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214748775598653443

2012-06-18 15:10:25
peteum: @IainChambers I have a pretty recognizable style.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214736834490667011

2012-06-18 12:51:42
peteum: Got to write press blurb for Harry Merry!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214701924195377153

2012-06-18 07:19:37
peteum: Pain in the Um brain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214618353749344257

2012-06-17 21:02:37
peteum: RT @tapebox: got about 20 tapes of fucking ice rink music. WHY?!! when will I find something amazing? burn tape recorder to appease spirits?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214463078253871104

2012-06-17 17:27:55
peteum: The spankmaster speaks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214409050945884161

2012-06-17 17:27:34
peteum: RT @UltraMan7000: Happy Fathers day to everybody and spank those hardheaded kids especially young mothers raisin goons who need a good a …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214408962907451392

2012-06-17 16:24:43
peteum: Not really feeling this new Katy Perry joint.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214393142814842880

2012-06-17 16:23:22
peteum: Been doing a picture. Tell me what you think. http://t.co/872w5Bw4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214392800408645632

2012-06-17 12:51:15
peteum: Sitting around waiting for dinner to ruin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214339424962617345

2012-06-17 10:30:21
peteum: That squirrel’s still dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214303964261388288

2012-06-17 09:50:06
peteum: Off to work. Keep me amused Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214293835566678018

2012-06-16 20:10:02
peteum: @northeffects Remind me to upload the shit song I did with one of your excellent products soon! It’s like The Spaceman Third or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214087459414351874

2012-06-16 20:05:17
peteum: @serocell Funnily enough Firth on later w/ Helena Bonham-Carter in The King’s Speech & I was able to recentre my perv chakra.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214086263710547968

2012-06-16 19:32:53
peteum: @northeffects @NOCHEXXX lousy phone shot boast… http://t.co/sXiRHEn0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214078106225491968

2012-06-16 19:29:44
peteum: @serocell was just being coy about the resultant misogynistic feelings…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214077318275153920

2012-06-16 19:23:22
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts oh yeah the Staff are great @ColchesterArts ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214075714931138562

2012-06-16 19:21:32
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts “this is shit let’s go” whispered to audience dude by g/f in mechanical bird ceremony my abiding memory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214075255050870785

2012-06-16 14:31:45
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @northeffects I got lucky with a few of them the other week!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214002326619435008

2012-06-16 12:34:09
peteum: Just watched a bit of Bridget Jones. Reassessing my heterosexuality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213972730863812609

2012-06-16 11:28:22
peteum: @arthurCRS she don’t give a fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213956178672230400

2012-06-16 11:27:26
peteum: @sarahsausages that’s what I thought it was until I saw the squirrel on the other end.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213955943459856385

2012-06-16 10:18:41
peteum: Pleased I saw the five pound note though. Scrrrrcchhhh!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213938642547245056

2012-06-16 10:17:34
peteum: Glad I didn’t have a hangover cycling to work when I saw that crow pulling a metre-long strip of gut from roadkilled squirrel.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213938359733723137

2012-06-15 17:21:38
peteum: @MaxTundra May it take you to Higher Ground, brother.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213682690816344066

2012-06-15 17:20:31
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Got a parcel from @peteum and it rocks. http://t.co/ghWpLt2m

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213682412532670465

2012-06-14 11:07:22
peteum: @who_is_connor Nope : ( Will let you know tho, and glad you enjoyed Monday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213226117883117569

2012-06-14 11:06:33
peteum: @MaxTundra Knew of it but just listened to it, very good! Somewhere I’ve got a piece of vinyl from his record-breaking attempt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213225910126657536

2012-06-14 08:24:53
peteum: @MaxTundra oh, I’m disappointed there was no recorded delivery of jokes awkwardness now! I’ll try harder next time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213185226820694016

2012-06-13 20:36:23
peteum: Ah, that horrible moment when you realise you’ve got Star Wars-related disco rarities & you can’t let go, even tho it’s DEATH STAR CHEESE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213006926768906241

2012-06-13 19:39:25
peteum: WHY ALWAYS ME?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212992589320822784

2012-06-13 19:38:51
peteum: Looking like my time at the chazzer coalface has justified my gold-sniffing knob-endedness, pretty much. A return visit, I might add.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212992446320226304

2012-06-13 19:24:22
peteum: Why always Germany?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212988804376698883

2012-06-13 18:25:25
peteum: Rebekah!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212973969308000257

2012-06-12 20:48:20
peteum: @MaxTundra A pun worthy of Asterix, I would suggest!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212647547561459712

2012-06-12 19:59:43
peteum: Woah.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212635311841353728

2012-06-12 17:56:44
peteum: @stormagedan Thanks Coxy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212604362080530432

2012-06-12 17:55:56
peteum: @MaxTundra Sorry, was feeling waggish. Your real name is asterisked at the bottom!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212604159751487488

2012-06-12 10:09:53
peteum: @ed_ramage today, both. Not including penis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212486876517502976

2012-06-12 10:06:05
peteum: If the singularity gets here before we develop a hangover cure I guess we deserve it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212485917703802880

2012-06-12 09:57:55
peteum: RT if you’ve ever signed for records in your pants, looking like shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212483863744757760

2012-06-12 09:53:00
peteum: @tapebox it’s all grise : (

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212482626248908800

2012-06-12 09:43:09
peteum: @tapebox Structure?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212480149273329664

2012-06-12 09:39:31
peteum: @johnboursnell Aw. Thanks man. Hope the 10″ measures up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212479231119196160

2012-06-12 09:37:22
peteum: @HughesRich it was good man. I had the fear beforehand but i drank my way out of it. They weren’t too shabby either ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212478694055358464

2012-06-12 08:52:21
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness real bad, and someone is drilling into the opposite side of the wall behind my head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212467363277320192

2012-06-11 13:05:10
peteum: @MaxTundra Oh yeah, might have spelt your name wrong

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212168596762275840

2012-06-11 10:24:22
peteum: RT @ExoticPylonRecs: Maria & the Mirrors – band of the week & interview @wonderlandmag http://t.co/CWg8SZur

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212128130918391808

2012-06-11 08:06:36
peteum: Carpet-laying fucks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212093462361804800

2012-06-10 19:22:05
peteum: @arthurCRS I never had that one, mainly because I always had Mango Curry (cos I was in Brighton for one night only or whatever).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211901063744327680

2012-06-10 18:20:39
peteum: @arthurCRS Mango Curry! #thousandsofyearsago

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211885606568067073

2012-06-10 18:18:29
peteum: Where’s the Mouse at?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211885059802800128

2012-06-10 17:51:29
peteum: All square Gdansk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211878264971595779

2012-06-10 16:03:53
peteum: @HINIONGE I don’t know much about poetry but I’ll say one thing for jhp – he’s handy with a corkscrew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211851184372322304

2012-06-10 15:59:30
peteum: @MaxTundra Also, thing in the post!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211850082419613696

2012-06-10 15:59:13
peteum: @MaxTundra NO HELP WHATSOEVER BUT: http://t.co/lXa13bdr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211850010353074176

2012-06-10 15:55:58
peteum: RT @TummyCustard: TORIES: Control immigration by simply making the UK a place where no cunt wants to live.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211849192329588736

2012-06-10 15:50:38
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you aren’t obsessively going through your files and correcting every little clip and fade then you haven’t smoked eno …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211847851167334400

2012-06-10 15:41:33
peteum: @DeathGripz ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211845564646699008

2012-06-10 11:54:18
peteum: Gove Pob dildo lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211788376691585024

2012-06-10 11:53:29
peteum: RT @HINIONGE: OH and i didn’t realize i still had a copy of my first ever michael gove fan fiction http://t.co/Z4wAwf8Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211788171355238400

2012-06-10 08:30:40
peteum: Hope @spannerpants gets that one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211737131255742464

2012-06-10 08:29:16
peteum: RT @QuintinForbes: If you find massive shoes and think they might be giant’s, check for the birdhouse in the sole.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211736777113866241

2012-06-09 22:04:29
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Prepare yourself for very small extra-terrestrial contact bro. It’s a landing strip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211579547899015169

2012-06-09 21:47:43
peteum: Me & Mouse stepped out , sat down, and social flotsam dude arrived & stayed to chat. Still fucking got it. #romance

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211575325275078656

2012-06-09 12:43:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I AM FUCKING MADE OF METAL.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211438276429615104

2012-06-09 11:17:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX was it “the power and the glory” by Saxon? #myfirstvinyl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211416648995966976

2012-06-08 22:53:35
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12_(2) http://t.co/lRbjT28o

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211229515291176960

2012-06-08 22:41:17
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/WOSNl2dM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211226419936763904

2012-06-08 22:41:17
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/3znbVN6G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211226419039191041

2012-06-08 17:35:52
peteum: @badtimingnights exactly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211149559823470593

2012-06-08 17:10:07
peteum: My songs are really narrow on vinyl.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211143079535706112

2012-06-08 16:59:32
peteum: Cry Fearne, cry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211140417280950272

2012-06-08 15:48:57
peteum: Scientists breed first helpful Virgin Media engineer. Fucking shitloads of voodoo though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211122654491582464

2012-06-08 15:47:13
peteum: @MCMumma1 It’s weird you put that. Those are the symbols for me & Jo in our private text lexicon. “Jo is greater than Pete”, that says.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211122215159201795

2012-06-08 15:43:10
peteum: Test pressies!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211121197662998529

2012-06-07 07:21:50
peteum: Tru dat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632643073687552

2012-06-07 07:21:42
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a arse fuckwit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632610697850880

2012-06-07 07:20:57
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: Large giraffe

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632420679094272

2012-06-06 16:33:27
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum ; (‘

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210409076436373505

2012-06-06 16:25:27
peteum: What’s the emoticon for treasonous again?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210407060813262849

2012-06-06 16:24:05
peteum: Just realized I’m not going to have the old New Album vinyls for the Hot Chip gig. Because of The Jubilee.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210406719115886592

2012-06-06 13:19:57
peteum: Pretty sure the Queen’s comment about the Jubilee being a “humbling experience” is just an in-joke for heads of state.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210360381175111680

2012-06-06 07:14:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX get off the drugs bubs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210268423647801344

2012-06-05 19:01:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/eCn8TQUr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210083952382320640

2012-06-05 14:58:17
peteum: Nasty party pasty Nazis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210022740135116801

2012-06-05 09:40:57
peteum: Dear Britain, your meritocracy results are here. I’m sorry to inform you that you have royally fucked up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209942879265767424

2012-06-04 21:39:15
peteum: Whenever I am being precious about an encore (once, I think) , my brother shouts “Do the racist one!” Didn’t realize there was a precedent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209761257685909504

2012-06-04 21:36:31
peteum: RT @StaggerLeeF: Ah brilliant, Macca’s doing the racist one

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209760568997969920

2012-06-04 21:33:53
peteum: Aw, said goodnight to son then spend 3 minutes w/ both of us trying to think of names for Jimi Hendrix’s cat thru closed door.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209759907010981888

2012-06-04 19:22:31
peteum: Still watching it. #petewatch

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209726845447442432

2012-06-04 19:17:47
peteum: So tired I just watched fifteen minutes of Spri…right fuck this shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209725657100468224

2012-06-04 19:09:32
peteum: So tired I’ve just watched ten minutes of Springwatch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209723579061907457

2012-06-04 18:55:16
peteum: No offence to cocksuckers. Where would we without ‘em etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209719990583173120

2012-06-04 18:24:22
peteum: Piss off Barlow you cocksucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209712214125449216

2012-06-04 12:52:23
peteum: People singing along to My Old Man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209628665250725889

2012-06-04 12:50:58
peteum: @NickButt66 England’s Glory going down very well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209628309594718209

2012-06-04 11:34:48
peteum: Heart FM a moron’s charter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209609141071785987

2012-06-04 11:33:36
peteum: Shades of Doctor Who here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209608838255607808

2012-06-04 10:49:28
peteum: Still, at least I didn’t do something stupid like drink loads of gin last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209597732057395200

2012-06-04 10:12:20
peteum: Now I’m cleaning the loos for the queen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209588390675496960

2012-06-04 10:11:38
peteum: My boss, an Irish woman, expressing dismay at how few people are celebrating with bunting etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209588213541634049

2012-06-04 09:03:44
peteum: I am now tying up red, white & blue balloons and putting up little flags with the queen’s image.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209571126534348802

2012-06-04 08:20:54
peteum: Get to work. Fucking great union jack out the front. Fucking great.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209560343968628737

2012-06-03 17:43:26
peteum: Amusingly, grist fans, I’m sitting here drinking gin preparing a DJ set for a Jubilee party on the morrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209339525808390145

2012-06-03 17:42:18
peteum: RT @krishgm: Our producer on the river @katiehunter64 says reports coming in over boat radios of people with suspected hypothermia

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209339237273841664

2012-06-03 19:47:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, mine too but target audience an’ all that. Plus, it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209370638891237377

2012-06-03 19:33:17
peteum: @neverfadingwood I might just do that. A sort of study of ambivalence, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209367167085449216

2012-06-03 19:29:51
peteum: @NickButt66 That works, I reckon! Thanks mate. How did you do the other night then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209366303847354368

2012-06-03 18:06:02
peteum: @northeffects I’m looking at it now. To be honest, I’m a bit tempted. I know I can’t get away with the Pistols, but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209345211053252608

2012-06-03 17:54:18
peteum: Also, does anybody have any acid?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209342256627449857

2012-06-03 17:52:17
peteum: Feel free to suggest some startlingly obvious fascist UK shit, if you’d be so kind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209341749653536769

2012-06-03 17:50:38
peteum: Any thoughts on a playlist? Was thinking of starting Rule Britannia then kinda Vera Lynn/Marie Lloyd/Glenn Miller but need more…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209341334740406272

2012-06-03 17:46:20
peteum: Now you all know I’m a psychedelic anarchist but I work with learning diffs posse & this is a works do type thing, so playing it straight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209340254442897408

2012-06-02 22:02:52
peteum: Listening to 1978 LP on United Artists.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209042424444624900

2012-06-02 19:23:39
peteum: @badtimingnights no. Soon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209002357902680064

2012-06-02 19:17:40
peteum: No, I’m home. I sold one record. Thanks Gordon McKenzie, who is a very funny man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209000849429635072

2012-06-02 19:15:45
peteum: I’m in the beer tent. Where are you?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209000366497472512

2012-06-02 12:49:13
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: We have covered 2.5 km. The 5-year-old is screaming Sumerian curses. The baby is technically on fire. The lady in th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208903092870193152

2012-06-02 12:27:35
peteum: I have copies of the Pete Um record on me STOP ME AND BUY ONE. Reduced price for the Jubilee/economic collapse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208897649275969538

2012-06-02 12:12:01
peteum: Where are you?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208893732035117056

2012-06-02 11:49:56
peteum: Off to Strawberry Fair. Meet you by the main stage yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208888176536850434

2012-06-01 14:27:04
peteum: @arthurCRS Apparently I can be “R”-sed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208565330631589888

2012-06-01 14:25:58
peteum: @HughesRich Glad to hear it. Oh yeah we have to do that thing still, don’t we?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208565053602013184

2012-06-01 14:24:19
peteum: http://t.co/KPlfMoSy Hot Chip support from Peter Um next Monday in Cambridge. Dress fancy I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208564639557107712

2012-06-01 11:58:07
peteum: @singingadams Thanks Dad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208527846195474434

2012-06-01 11:55:49
peteum: @arthurCRS See, that wouldn’t work for me as I have a large collection of cool shoes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208527266844651522

2012-06-01 11:40:24
peteum: Creepy-crawlies take care of business man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208523387016986625

2012-06-01 11:37:57
peteum: Talk to a spider about the world wide web and he’ll laugh in your face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208522771368644608

2012-06-01 11:36:56
peteum: These chaps have no need for SPADs, wireless broadband, pizza, irony etc. Their shit is decentralized, ground-up, grassroots stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208522514811469825

2012-06-01 10:30:32
peteum: RT @ekathimerini: Tsipras: “We will return minimum wage to 751 euros, raise unemployment benefit and double length it is paid (currently …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208505804108726273

2012-06-01 10:20:17
peteum: These fuckers will still be here in a thousand years, you mark my words.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208503227489071105

2012-06-01 10:16:32
peteum: I mentioned the Coulson thing to a woodlouse. Completely blank look.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208502280746569728

2012-06-01 10:05:48
peteum: there’s no I in teem either…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208499580302659584

2012-06-01 10:05:04
peteum: Being paid to weed garden today. I bring news from the teeming insect world beneath our feet: THEIR SYSTEM IS BETTER.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208499398399889408

2012-06-01 07:27:24
peteum: RT @JewishComedians: “Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?” ~Rosea …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208459716999909377

2012-05-31 13:54:43
peteum: @J_Loewenstein look, I think I may have had some of the furnaces’ wild turkey backstage but I resent this slur on my excellent character!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208194803190603777

2012-05-31 10:31:56
peteum: @ergophizmiz the breakfast of criminal masterminds.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208143771068665857

2012-05-31 10:22:19
peteum: Just been questioned by police for looking sus. #bornbadorappearingthus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208141349327863808

2012-05-31 13:57:18
peteum: Cocum tonight. Any views Camfags?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208195450505928704

2012-05-31 13:55:53
peteum: Chinton Tesco bus stop/time stop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208195095986581504

2012-05-30 13:08:37
peteum: It’s not fair that I have to work on the bank holiday Monday, or that the Tuesday falls on my day off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207820814278606848

2012-05-30 13:06:33
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t know about either, or the fact that my (effin’) son has half term. I’m an idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207820292645588993

2012-05-30 13:04:52
peteum: @BBandMP Good innit? Haven’t had it for ages. I’m big on grapefruit though. The big yellow prince of fruits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207819867330592768

2012-05-30 13:02:37
peteum: I am drinking some ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207819300961140736

2012-05-29 21:44:09
peteum: @Hot_Chip it’s so goofy and yet so deeply dudeish too. Gets watched a lot at appropriate times in these parts…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207588164129390592

2012-05-29 21:18:39
peteum: @Hot_Chip Gotta be a bit of Freedom http://t.co/szK4bMrQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207581746286436353

2012-05-29 07:32:06
peteum: @ergophizmiz I guess yr little lass started the uncanniness. Out of the mouths of babes. And my arse, of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207373738323349504

2012-05-28 21:30:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz image for contrast, me & my irritable bowel in your loo reading Morecombe & Wise annual #bringmeshit #heathersmall

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207222299991085056

2012-05-27 13:32:22
peteum: @JudeClarke Well I like that one but I was thinking of the “pretty as a prayerbook” one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206739624616402945

2012-05-27 12:59:39
peteum: @JudeClarke I used to listen to that album every day, before I became an experimental musician. The line on That Was Your Mother my fave.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206731391398973440

2012-05-26 15:48:06
peteum: I am making a mixtape. My apologies. It’s so next-level my girlfriend has fallen asleep on the sofa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206411398094405632

2012-05-26 15:45:16
peteum: @zone_styx *makes Dave Lamb-style “get him” noise* I’d quite like to see the German CDWM actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206410681950552064

2012-05-26 15:40:11
peteum: @zone_styx Well that sounds right up my street and knocking on my door holding a badge, if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206409402721378304

2012-05-26 10:36:34
peteum: Barred from Bobs boat bash by buying-for-butlins bore for boy’s beano bobbins etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206332995244802048

2012-05-26 10:32:31
peteum: @NOCHEXXX shitcocks, I was afraid you’d say that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331976767127552

2012-05-26 10:31:19
peteum: My son has really taken to swearing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331676694036482

2012-05-26 10:29:23
peteum: @NOCHEXXX is that tomorrow? Bob did tell me, which is once more than usual…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331190616145920

2012-05-26 10:25:14
peteum: @zone_styx this wolfram wire joint I’ve ordered better be good

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206330146175729665

2012-05-25 09:45:25
peteum: It’s not you Adele. It’s me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205957735131525120

2012-05-24 22:04:30
peteum: Man I don’t smell too clever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205781346868670465

2012-05-24 10:18:48
peteum: Sort of still in the green shoots stage of recovery…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205603749216002048

2012-05-24 10:18:07
peteum: Might be because I was basically struggling to be upright yesterday but my desire to go to work soon is “modest” at best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205603577023041536

2012-05-24 09:37:51
peteum: @derekwalmsley Reductionist applause, yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205593443970461696

2012-05-23 22:36:38
peteum: Flying preacher time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205427041720471552

2012-05-23 22:32:21
peteum: RT @Holy_Mountain: You say festival, I say show that starts too early with too many bands.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205425964715487232

2012-05-23 19:52:56
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: Its ALIVE! The fundraiser has officially launched. â€œThe Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensationalâ€ film is calling on.. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205385846759751680

2012-05-23 19:00:47
peteum: @JudeClarke *does the special sign* (linked fingers gesture with wide eyes?)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205372724758056961

2012-05-23 18:11:23
peteum: Vortex of doom! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205360293109448704

2012-05-23 15:44:13
peteum: Was so hungover when I woke up I thought British politics could be explained in terms of yin and yang.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205323253944811520

2012-05-23 08:09:58
peteum: Can’t go back to sleep cos a noise record on its way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205208939808309248

2012-05-23 07:55:57
peteum: @NatThornBudge I don’t think I’m mad at all. Presumably that’s a sign. So, you grew up then, I expect?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205205412524462080

2012-05-23 07:53:52
peteum: O the fragility!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205204887884148737

2012-05-22 14:25:10
peteum: Blue is the colour, football, obviously, the game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204940974743502849

2012-05-22 14:04:55
peteum: @NatThornBudge only if you’re from Beeding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204935876105605122

2012-05-22 13:56:55
peteum: Oh man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204933864047656960

2012-05-22 13:46:31
peteum: Rileys, chelsea, best PH ever, confirmed, again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204931248894906368

2012-05-22 11:21:58
peteum: @Grabcocque a metaphor for your reactionary hate, I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204894871906029570

2012-05-22 11:18:33
peteum: @arthurCRS online persona consequences

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204894012098879488

2012-05-22 11:03:56
peteum: @arthurCRS My avatar looks funny over yours #nohomo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204890333107060739

2012-05-22 10:56:58
peteum: S P A C E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204888578340306945

2012-05-22 10:30:51
peteum: Spoons business meeting. Decided Grist 0007 will be 7″ by little-known Aussie punk unit Moustash. Watch this space.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204882005215809537

2012-05-22 09:52:36
peteum: I won’t, but it’s fascinating. Orwellian austerity daycentre with subtitled BBC 24.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204872380844224512

2012-05-22 09:32:56
peteum: I’ll miss this ’spoons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204867429136990209

2012-05-21 16:54:32
peteum: Funeral over. Going to ceremoniously unfollow @Wiley__ now cos life’s too short.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204616173508235264

2012-05-20 15:12:29
peteum: @ProUnit having never been north of border I don’t have right to think of that being quintessentially Scottish but I do…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204228104711974913

2012-05-20 15:05:52
peteum: @HutchinsonDave @neverfadingwood I saw Styx in Montreal in the early 80s #unlikelyrockboast

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204226440751882241

2012-05-20 11:15:17
peteum: Faith-dissing from reactionary types seems prevalent, but I have to say I’ve found my occasional church visits dispiriting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204168411482300417

2012-05-20 11:06:39
peteum: Prayers answered. Don’t have to go to church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204166238715392000

2012-05-20 10:39:35
peteum: Level-crossing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204159428054884353

2012-05-19 21:51:12
peteum: @oscillatordrift gonna take your word for that big guy…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203966060368625664

2012-05-19 21:05:07
peteum: Brown shoes don’t make it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203954461356474368

2012-05-18 23:26:50
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that wine? I sort of broke your fridge earlier, btw…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203627737330626561

2012-05-18 21:49:32
peteum: Sat on my arse listening to footwork.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203603249260015617

2012-05-18 20:33:29
peteum: Ok, luckily Dave has spilled beer all over himself, cos we’re on fire. Boomkat reviews of classic albums, is the concept.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203584112164999170

2012-05-18 20:28:40
peteum: @bloodrainbow its ok. It’s not vile. I just don’t like the concept.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203582900170539009

2012-05-18 20:22:17
peteum: Chez NOCHEXXX, before him. Paul’s Boutique on deck, bless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203581292749664257

2012-05-18 20:20:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood the Stella brand cider, which I regard kinda like Dylan going electric, or something. French cider fine. Bring it on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203580740858937344

2012-05-18 20:12:38
peteum: Broke a rule, dammit. Bought Cidre.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203578867208814592

2012-05-18 15:45:15
peteum: RT @NoiseyMusic: So @pitchforkmedia gave @KillerMikeGTO #bestnewmusic. All we did was make him call his mom and talk about weed. http:/ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203511576228134912

2012-05-18 11:18:57
peteum: Mastering matey, of whom I cannot speak highly enough, merged 2 Um tracks & split another. Has caused some confusement I can tell you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203444559852744704

2012-05-18 11:15:09
peteum: @caitlinmoran Ew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203443602964234240

2012-05-18 10:48:39
peteum: Man From Uranus: Future Focus. Blast from the local past. Features James and Trish from Broadcast.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203436935581143040

2012-05-18 10:19:16
peteum: @arthurCRS ahem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429541866258433

2012-05-18 10:18:24
peteum: @peteum hello idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429320012730368

2012-05-18 10:17:34
peteum: @peteum hello Arthur. Am I in trouble?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429112998670336

2012-05-18 10:15:34
peteum: Cleaning fridge trax at work alone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203428608444858368

2012-05-18 10:14:05
peteum: Listening to 2003 Ascoltare CD-R.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203428235336355840

2012-05-17 18:58:19
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you havent heard C4C yet and you arent sure if you want to buy it by all means download that shit for free. you like, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203197773707878401

2012-05-17 18:55:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX fancy a tribute kebab or just a few drinks tomorrow night?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203196986768371713

2012-05-17 18:02:57
peteum: @nochexxx sorry about Summer pro.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203183840297091072

2012-05-17 11:51:54
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: CHXFX – ECOCIDE, sound of Martin Rev going fishing – new tape due on @furtherrecords with @ekolad http://t.co/tjTDoK45

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203090462175797248

2012-05-16 18:11:03
peteum: @polytechnic2 only more crisps/dope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202823490343145472

2012-05-16 18:10:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood well, he was sorted till the end of school anyway, then he shuffled off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202823340891717633

2012-05-16 16:47:02
peteum: Exchanging polite emails about test pressings like a TOTAL DON.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202802349222273024

2012-05-16 13:27:57
peteum: Truantiest ever kid in park outside my flat. Has been moodily doing nothing alone for 3 hours now. Think he has crisps & dope though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202752245891211264

2012-05-15 14:37:03
peteum: @badtimingnights No.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202407249052844032

2012-05-15 14:15:02
peteum: Free the Bad Timing One!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202401707492257792

2012-05-15 14:14:42
peteum: Jo Mouse asking me if Jo Brook’s going to prison.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202401626806435841

2012-05-14 12:26:28
peteum: RT @bencnn: Overheard in #Egypt: “#Cairotraffic has all the hallmarks of Al-Qaida.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202011999410991105

2012-05-14 12:18:58
peteum: RT @qikipedia: Francis Crick was on LSD when the structure of DNA came to him http://t.co/krzkDlkX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202010112502661123

2012-05-14 10:23:49
peteum: Must. Not. Have. Another.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201981131363598337

2012-05-14 10:18:45
peteum: Excellent old fuck in grey safari suit, red tie and matching baseball cap takes African handshake from ID-requiring youth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201979858857902080

2012-05-14 10:13:15
peteum: I tell you what I wish I’d worked hard and led an honest life cos pissing away your pension in spoons looks right up my alley.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201978472707538944

2012-05-14 10:07:19
peteum: MONSTER MONDAY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201976979531116544

2012-05-14 03:59:35
peteum: @compactrobot not sure how that one applies to his libdem endorsement…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201884438009876480

2012-05-14 19:47:08
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa uh, get smart. http://t.co/ywAMmEFz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122898440339456

2012-05-14 19:44:52
peteum: @MCMumma1 Damn the internet is confusing, but thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122327079649280

2012-05-14 19:43:47
peteum: @Matthewstep Oh! Thanks. My mother is kind of Canadian, does that count?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122054353424384

2012-05-14 18:32:44
peteum: Shit Mothers Day!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202104174358433792

2012-05-14 18:31:58
peteum: Razzall in a Rebekah collar. For a joke?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202103979205857280

2012-05-14 17:00:37
peteum: Big up adjacent lady reading Private Eye. Fuck everyone else reading Numpty mag.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202080992230510592

2012-05-14 16:53:37
peteum: @IainChambers my glass pretty much always 50cc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202079229809143809

2012-05-14 16:48:03
peteum: Climatic conditions in east anglia perfect for double maths/historical battle scene/suicide on farm. #welcomehomeloser

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202077827317772288

2012-05-14 15:00:08
peteum: Crawley, at long last.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202050672194109440

2012-05-14 12:33:13
peteum: Actually I’m not in spoons now, but that did happen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202013696824844288

2012-05-14 12:32:28
peteum: Son doing SATS, dad at undertakers, Pete in spoons. #wastedinreallife

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202013510593556480

2012-05-13 22:53:23
peteum: @50quidsoundboy @compactrobot ha, I was upscrolling just to check nobody else said it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201807379120144384

2012-05-13 20:54:54
peteum: Never, uh, cooked a joint before, but tonight’s lamb something to rival the best I’ve had, even Adam Teasdale’s, & I don’t say that lightly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201777563985641473

2012-05-13 20:51:28
peteum: Uh, you wanna get on the Radioactive Sparrow list. Perhaps thee great lost group.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201776700466532352

2012-05-13 11:58:11
peteum: But still determined to avoid inappropriate Withnailesque tone of bobby and I’s visit last week.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201642492356075520

2012-05-13 11:55:24
peteum: Thus I pass thru garden city carrying toothbrush, Retromania, Strongbow, recording studio.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201641791898910720

2012-05-13 11:52:19
peteum: Siblings rota’d for grieving dad support in order of efficacy, with me out of turn in the middle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201641017538121729

2012-05-13 09:07:57
peteum: Grist Archive 13-5-12 http://t.co/nCsm576A

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201599654171901952

2012-05-12 11:28:04
peteum: RT @JesusGreenPool: FREE swimming all day and the sun is out for us we’re open till 6pm tonight and hope to see you down here

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201272526138122240

2012-05-12 10:40:43
peteum: @_felixmartin Just found this randomly in a folder, but I like it. http://t.co/t4UpkdqR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201260606307844097

2012-05-11 16:16:01
peteum: @oscillatordrift The beats are actually quite sick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200982605812858880

2012-05-11 16:10:10
peteum: @johnboursnell Your emphasis not mine, but would be nice to see some decent, sanctified people such as yourselves out there in the mob.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200981132861374465

2012-05-11 15:30:15
peteum: And you know that’s Bad Timing innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200971088023404545

2012-05-11 15:29:37
peteum: In other sellout news I am supporting Hot Chip on 11th June in Cambridge, disagreeably as R Stevie Moore takes boards at The Portland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200970924885950464

2012-05-11 15:26:09
peteum: Well, there’s 100 but I might keep one to do turntablism with and such.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200970054404280322

2012-05-11 15:24:13
peteum: This is for my self-released reissue of my 2003 CD-R The New Album, soon on vinyl at last in fuck-you edition of 99! #Grist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200969569446277121

2012-05-11 15:22:09
peteum: Gonna do a musician-style tweet now, watch out: Got the tracks for The New Album back from the mastering guy and they sound GREAT!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200969049956560896

2012-05-11 15:20:24
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man, appreciate it! Oh well, guess I’m headed for Editions Mego with everybody else instead

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200968607851749376

2012-05-11 14:29:07
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I do own boke sitar/tabla combo, plus a blim I think, but I’d wanna film it & you’d never let me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200955699965071360

2012-05-11 14:27:55
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thinking shld have something to do with trying to stretch yr simian partner’s arms, but only bringing their face close to yrs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200955398365249537

2012-05-11 12:38:01
peteum: @ekolad I’m such a player labels sign to me “I HEARBY CHEERFULLY PROMISE TO SPAFF $$$ RELEASING PETE’S BOBBINS MUSIC LOL”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200927743918084098

2012-05-11 08:10:44
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hurrah! Always welcome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200860477255983105

2012-05-11 07:59:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, I got there in the end

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200857679722332160

2012-05-11 07:54:13
peteum: The monkey-wrench should also be a dance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200856321619271680

2012-05-11 07:53:22
peteum: BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking Followed by Billy Idol and others

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200856107885932544

2012-05-11 07:48:46
peteum: @NOCHEXXX will bring tabla, weed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200854950744563713

2012-05-09 20:35:36
peteum: @therealelp @TheIllegit Yeah, right to marry person not equivalent to right to eat person, in my fucked-up liberal worldview.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200323154156077056

2012-05-09 20:11:43
peteum: RT @therealelp: if they just did the right thing and said fuck it get married they wouldn’t be able to bring it up as a divisive point e …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200317142841823234

2012-05-09 20:11:38
peteum: RT @therealelp: they’ll always keep gay marriage on a tightrope. its the perfect lark. it matters and therefore distracts. every. time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200317121790623744

2012-05-09 20:06:11
peteum: @ergophizmiz it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200315750563594242

2012-05-09 16:52:12
peteum: RT @JulianDutton1: About this time of the evening I like to dangle a curtain tassel from my chimneypot & pretend my house is wearing …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200266936007933952

2012-05-09 14:28:18
peteum: RT @zone_styx: idea for 4xCD brostep compilation: Bass is Fraternal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200230721984544771

2012-05-09 12:04:06
peteum: RT @peter_watts: Dealing with the counterculture: bookseller Carl Williams, London’s specialist in punk, politics, drugs and the occult. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200194430370721794

2012-05-09 08:13:09
peteum: I wish the stage at The Portland had a curtain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200136310558687234

2012-05-09 08:11:35
peteum: @JudeClarke I live in a log cabin off East Road. T’is a simple life, but it suits me well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200135915853717504

2012-05-09 08:09:29
peteum: Burnt toast for gluten-free akin to fag smoke for ex-smokers, it seems. Or maybe I’m just hungover, and gibbering. Work now, great.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200135387493048320

2012-05-09 07:44:07
peteum: RT @marcuschown: Question: Why does Cameron not want you to see risk assessment of his NHS bill? Answer: Because it predicts catastrophe …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200129003091275776

2012-05-08 21:31:28
peteum: @ProUnit I went to the Ninja Tune offices once, circa almost-the-90s ago. Not name-dropping, or maybe a bit. But yeah, that era.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199974824548904961

2012-05-08 21:24:48
peteum: @ProUnit Ah, those were the days. Or were they?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199973148140118017

2012-05-08 21:06:02
peteum: @ProUnit Good word. I’ll never look at my penis the same way again…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199968425160880128

2012-05-08 21:01:41
peteum: @ProUnit The summit of all our ambitions, I’m sure you’ll agree. #onlyjokingsomewhat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199967330690793472

2012-05-08 20:56:45
peteum: @MCMumma1 MCMumma? Well I suppose Pete Um is a silly name really…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199966090217005058

2012-05-08 16:54:43
peteum: @smokingdrum @normanrecords I say: no no no.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199905179477352449

2012-05-08 16:52:28
peteum: Those girls were alright in the end. Don’t judge book by it’s yappy cover, Pete, you cunt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199904612545859584

2012-05-08 16:49:53
peteum: On tube en route from chichester to cambridge, sudden profound longing for metropolitan life.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199903964177768448

2012-05-08 15:34:17
peteum: “look what Georgina bought me! Girl’s got issues.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199884936436654082

2012-05-08 15:29:52
peteum: Oh no, loud young women.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199883825793343490

2012-05-08 15:23:00
peteum: “earlier incidents on the track”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199882098138558464

2012-05-08 15:15:35
peteum: The only reason these ciders aren’t burning a hole in my pocket is that they’re cold and they’re not in my pocket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199880229685178370

2012-05-08 10:21:57
peteum: ’spoons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199806337692090369

2012-05-07 21:10:39
peteum: Dad’s uncle would take my grandfather to locale & suddenly abandon him to Cuckoo’s clutches in the presumption of his fearful young mind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199607197712392194

2012-05-07 21:07:59
peteum: Dad tells story of Joby Cuckoo, a vagrant inhabitant of copse near his grandparents house. Presumed mad, hence name, but poss WW1 veteran.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199606529060642816

2012-05-07 17:32:45
peteum: Only thing I’ve ever complained about in a restaurant, David Gray.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199552361755189249

2012-05-07 16:53:34
peteum: Whitney fucking Houston. Bob needed a shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199542500749352960

2012-05-07 16:46:13
peteum: Fuck, it’s David Gray. We’re outta here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199540652739010560

2012-05-07 16:45:09
peteum: Woman at nearby table opines on futility of our wars, which she expects to last forever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199540382856523776

2012-05-07 16:41:04
peteum: Cancer misery in Chich. In pub afternoon coldplay sing to me. Bobby getting yips. Lone woman in Barbour sups red.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199539357852504065

2012-05-07 13:20:10
peteum: @Jim_Jepps SHOCK GREEN NEWS AS JEPPS TO STAR IN USTINOV BIOPIC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199488798600601600

2012-05-07 09:04:26
peteum: Shopping list. http://t.co/CPp4DygK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199424436494024704

2012-05-06 21:38:50
peteum: I swear my brother has a higher ass than normal brothers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199251903006248961

2012-05-05 19:21:23
peteum: @staggerindie high plains drifter please. X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198854925327933441

2012-05-05 14:02:18
peteum: Dude at Redhill station sat holding toilet seat staring through it, you are a genius.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198774626506129410

2012-05-04 23:02:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX cos I’m a high…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198548231955820544

2012-05-04 19:09:49
peteum: @monktonwylde Yeah, just had a little YouTube session. *sits with cursor blinking for ten minutes*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198489626598572033

2012-05-04 18:49:26
peteum: Won’t get choked up by Twitter eulogies when you cark it Mandelson, you fucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198484497950457856

2012-05-04 18:44:44
peteum: Shit, we listened to Paul’s Boutique the other night, with the customary twatted rhapsodies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198483313378332672

2012-05-04 10:23:47
peteum: @northeffects that adds a new dimension to her sleepy voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198357247389216768

2012-05-04 09:48:48
peteum: @PennyRed I bet George Galloway was full of “legitimate arrogance” once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198348442878226432

2012-05-04 08:12:41
peteum: Also, why does Facebook now how that discombobulated look that MySpace had when it was carking it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198324252880019457

2012-05-04 08:11:17
peteum: Apologies for sounding a bit like a cunt tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198323900747235328

2012-05-04 08:10:29
peteum: Getting these #facebooknews tweets confirms my theory that Facebook is an evolutionary catalyst for introducing morons to life online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198323699986862080

2012-05-04 07:19:54
peteum: Jubilant mood here at the HQ of the What’s The Fucking Point Party…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198310969997393920

2012-05-03 21:17:45
peteum: @directoryofbunk Ha ha, fuck you. No it’s going to be 10 for press, 20 for mates etc and 70 for Discogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198159434374062084

2012-05-03 19:21:12
peteum: Still, it IS chips.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198130103975280641

2012-05-03 19:17:28
peteum: Usually voted but haven’t. Can’t vote for Greens against “FUDGE AND MUDGE”. Can’t vote for anyone else.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198129166347022336

2012-05-03 19:14:11
peteum: RT @branespeaks: Ppl urging others to vote “whichever way” cos “it’s important”. Do yrself a favour and think a bit harder about everything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198128336222949376

2012-05-03 19:12:46
peteum: @directoryofbunk my next thing will be 100 copies, but I’ll keep one back for you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198127980579532800

2012-05-02 16:56:38
peteum: Transkei Special, vegetable soup (pretty good, if I tweet so) & a weird shift 6:30 to 9:30. Drat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197731336310620162

2012-05-02 16:54:19
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose you could be Superman too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197730750731259905

2012-05-02 16:53:29
peteum: @arthurCRS Kinda Happy 0th Superman, with you in Jor-El role, but maybe that’s me being up myself, or my Mum. Well it’s layered, isn’t it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197730540584050688

2012-05-01 15:46:09
peteum: And then it’s fuckin’ Adam Ant. Check my Discogs, people. New stuff all the time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197351208820809729

2012-05-01 15:42:11
peteum: Ha, typical that the first LP I’ve got in the @johnpeelarchive is that one by Ace. Inessential, as @ekolad would say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197350210232528897

2012-04-30 20:53:57
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa travesty. 2, obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197066281512468480

2012-04-30 11:35:51
peteum: @zone_styx *considers massive Benjamin portrait backpiece*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196925829094178817

2012-04-30 11:11:47
peteum: @zone_styx A long time ago in a galaxy about 2 mins from here I did my dissertation on Kafka. Those words are inscribed on my soft brain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196919773613928449

2012-04-30 10:50:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Let me know if it’s going to be released on vinyl or anything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196914460592586752

2012-04-30 10:49:57
peteum: @pimmon Feeling pretty old now. It was very nice to meet you. Wish I’d been soberer or atl least .5 awake. Hey, send us those stupid photos!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196914278094217216

2012-04-29 20:00:31
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @StuartMaconie Gong KICK ASS! Well, space-whisper up your bum, at least.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196690447454834688

2012-04-29 19:57:04
peteum: @arthurCRS Figured you’d be safe hands. If I was atttending wedding with you as BM yr speech would be most looked fwd 2 thing (after booze).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196689578470547456

2012-04-29 16:05:23
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think I could only manage Poland for one night, and Russia for about five and a half hours.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196631274629238785

2012-04-29 15:32:42
peteum: @polytechnic2 yeah, probably starting in Hamburg.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196623049108361217

2012-04-29 15:29:42
peteum: I feel like I’ve been on a short tour of Germany.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196622292640473090

2012-04-29 15:24:15
peteum: Had kill-or-cure fry-up. Now dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196620922545897473

2012-04-29 13:47:47
peteum: JJ Cale at rest on turntable, William Onyeabor out of his sleeve.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196596643926257664

2012-04-29 13:44:28
peteum: I hope I can make it to the vodka…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196595810828431360

2012-04-29 13:30:38
peteum: @MargoJMilne ha! I did sorta wonder when I wrote that…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196592328171986945

2012-04-29 13:28:04
peteum: @MargoJMilne I like your #facebooknews. It reads like a Twitter parody thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196591685076140032

2012-04-29 13:23:18
peteum: @arthurCRS how did you do?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196590481851949056

2012-04-29 13:09:21
peteum: @lisablanning I did hear. Good luck & ting. I quite like the randomness of my role in that documentary tho. It’s all grist innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196586974025482240

2012-04-29 11:31:17
peteum: @lisablanning ah, another pronouncement from The Wire’s Fashion Editor…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196562293763481600

2012-04-29 00:48:09
peteum: It’s my birthday, its my birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196400445915279360

2012-04-29 00:47:09
peteum: @lisablanning sorry, been bullshitting you, that’s the real me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196400193925693440

2012-04-29 21:56:15
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’re losing your edge.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196719570797596673

2012-04-28 17:32:45
peteum: @bloke_zer0 I’m blaming ed for this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196290872193720321

2012-04-28 15:45:56
peteum: This party is so insane I just popped out to British Heart Foundation & bought a Le Creuset pan & all I missed was Bob pouring a drink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196263992782626816

2012-04-28 15:16:08
peteum: Well Bob’s here. That’s most of a party.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196256491039244288

2012-04-28 14:44:49
peteum: Can’t have a party on Twitter yo. Anyone remember the Real? There’s Twiglets… Come on guys.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196248611149971457

2012-04-28 14:40:30
peteum: Guys I’m drinking tea and listening to mellow African jazz while two 11yr-olds are on the Playstation here. #letsgetthispartystarted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196247522870697986

2012-04-28 13:56:23
peteum: First guest has arrived. A friend of my son, who is not here yet himself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196236422699696128

2012-04-28 12:46:10
peteum: Hot damn my fucking mind hurts. What in God’s name did I do to deserve this? Oh yeah. Ha ha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196218751908184066

2012-04-28 12:39:11
peteum: Goat’s cooking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216995761504256

2012-04-28 12:38:15
peteum: @polytechnic2 Is it an 8′ X 5′ canvas of a shed against a bleak sky with a man drinking cider in it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216760528142336

2012-04-28 12:36:52
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa You too, possibly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216411926970368

2012-04-28 12:36:24
peteum: @JudeClarke Cheers ‘dith

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216292775178241

2012-04-28 12:35:59
peteum: @seltengehorte There’s some funny photos anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216187074514944

2012-04-28 12:35:27
peteum: @polytechnic2 Well, we’ll share it, I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216052496072704

2012-04-28 12:34:57
peteum: @polytechnic2 You can keep it mate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215927296098304

2012-04-28 12:34:26
peteum: @arthurCRS If it’s good enough for Fifty… Thanks, and good luck yourself. Just keep telling yourself “YOU’RE THE BEST, THE BEST!” etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215796693864449

2012-04-28 12:32:46
peteum: @Laica23 Thankyou Mr 23.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215380975435782

2012-04-28 12:32:08
peteum: John Fahey, Ibruprofen, 7UP.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215220899811329

2012-04-28 09:38:54
peteum: My age changed as I held a disjointed conversation with Pimmon at The Cricketers, or whatever it’s called now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196171622841974784

2012-04-28 09:36:48
peteum: Yesterday I had a bowl of cornflakes, two Macaroons and six ciders. I feel unwell, and it’s my birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196171094401630208

2012-04-28 09:34:12
peteum: @seltengehorte obviously I’m a married man. Just got a bit caught up in the oceanic emotional flux of pure PIMMON, and cider.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196170442594197505

2012-04-27 20:55:37
peteum: @seltengehorte watching him play he looks like he’s waiting for someone to plant one on his big sensual laptoppist face… a bit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195979539137052673

2012-04-27 13:49:54
peteum: @Laica23 yeah I could fill that flow chart.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195872400942968833

2012-04-27 13:37:24
peteum: “And now if you’d like to get yourselves into groups…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195869258478129153

2012-04-27 10:27:23
peteum: It’s not normally like this but today we are mainly doing our nails.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195821438299684864

2012-04-27 09:34:48
peteum: @Laica23 got an important birthday thing to attend, alas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195808202389073920

2012-04-27 09:33:27
peteum: @seltengehorte we’ll see how the evening goes, eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195807862734331905

2012-04-27 08:37:45
peteum: @seltengehorte gonna be pimmolated on holy ground tonight. Shit, I should do early um tune “holy fire”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195793846725115904

2012-04-27 08:34:01
peteum: Rotten luck for Simon Scott but I’m very pleased to be playing. I spent a year or two in the Glitch Wars trying to rip Pimmon off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195792906144063489

2012-04-27 08:30:56
peteum: C’mon everybody it’s Pimmon time!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195792131040882689

2012-04-27 08:30:10
peteum: Prepped the goat, now 3hrs a SW in Fulbs before Autism Training somewhere near Littleport, then it’s Pimmon time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195791937893183491

2012-04-26 21:00:53
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: We are very sorry to announce that Simon Scott has had to pull out of tomorrow night’s event due to a family emergency.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195618476197556225

2012-04-26 21:00:49
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Night & Day events this Fri/Sat Unitarian Church, Cambridge: final details and running times now updated at http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195618459084791809

2012-04-26 20:54:00
peteum: RT @FarmerGlitch: Hacker Farm – Yeovil Labour Club / 27th April â€¦. http://t.co/Vd5R8gNB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195616741592809473

2012-04-26 20:40:20
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Thrilled to be playing here: This weekend Kesh and Bad Timing present a Night and a Day of International… http://t.co/8B …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195613302724894720

2012-04-24 14:53:59
peteum: As soon as we unload table on pavement it becomes part of small child’s game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194801366072442880

2012-04-23 20:46:20
peteum: @deceitfulpie I’m more of a Wedding man but Bobby will Yell at his own funeral.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194527651321483264

2012-04-23 13:27:54
peteum: Junior Senior moment.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194417312751824897

2012-04-23 13:27:04
peteum: RT @PenguinGalaxy: #science140 Einstein on a train, to the conductor: “Excuse me, what time does Cambridge stop at this train?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194417106215911424

2012-04-23 13:24:48
peteum: @Janeyferr I was, you’re just too young to remember.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194416534377086976

2012-04-23 12:29:11
peteum: RT @__SLACKK__: Big up all the animals in the jungle just sitting around watching prey and that

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194402537762328578

2012-04-22 13:17:59
peteum: Look at Clegg’s sad eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194052430391033856

2012-04-22 10:34:14
peteum: Off to church with the Irish/Filipino/African massive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194011223732387840

2012-04-21 21:40:21
peteum: RT @twigharper: REALITY, LOL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193816469623148544

2012-04-21 19:24:52
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Vague drunken memories of comparing industrial felt accessories with other graphics people last night #doingbeuysli …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193782373316444160

2012-04-21 19:20:51
peteum: RT @quakerpen: MPs can claim up to Â£400 a month for food. Families on as little as Â£7.5k a year to lose free school meals. #fairandsquare

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193781362304618496

2012-04-21 14:20:42
peteum: @aridtrax @zone_styx that’s what I was thinking. Seminal waxing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193705826169520130

2012-04-21 11:09:55
peteum: Jennifer Rush is my lady.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193657813942284289

2012-04-20 16:56:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Exactly, I don’t think I could fully sign up to anything that didn’t have a goat’s head involved.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193382743055409152

2012-04-20 16:55:30
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, my sister gave me a short history of the Q effect on Birmingham at the weekend. Can’t knock social justice, in my view.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193382397088243713

2012-04-20 16:49:09
peteum: @arthurCRS Indeed. In my own household a simple wish to marry philanthropy of the Quakers w/ occultic will-to-power has caused a schism too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193380796579586049

2012-04-20 16:40:25
peteum: @Holy_Mountain That’s probably why he “bumped” into you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193378601243131905

2012-04-20 12:15:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Mind you, it also involved my reanimated corpse lip-synching to Rasputin by Boney M, perhaps less fancifully.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193311807715282944

2012-04-20 12:13:42
peteum: @arthurCRS I did a post about mine once. Definitely involved the lamentations of women.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193311478357573634

2012-04-20 11:53:45
peteum: @arthurCRS Just text me from the station when you are.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193306458543235072

2012-04-20 11:51:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Blowjob?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193305815795515392

2012-04-20 11:49:54
peteum: Predictive text gives me “lawnmowers” instead of “randomness”, appropriately enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193305488060989442

2012-04-20 11:14:16
peteum: There other 6% is equal parts “aw shucks” and Orval.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193296521276563456

2012-04-20 11:13:05
peteum: Little message for parents everywhere there. Dave is basically about 94% music.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193296221941673984

2012-04-20 11:11:08
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: interestingly we both grew up in households where music was forbidden! @marryannehobbs CHARGE YOUR DREAMS http://t.co/rwytYYhn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193295731606552577

2012-04-19 14:45:34
peteum: Ppl taking a while 2 enter Pete Um’s world cld consider Rhythm method a snip at Â£7.95 http://t.co/p2XJptXD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192987309094866944

2012-04-19 09:05:11
peteum: For the best medicine follow @TheDoctorJoke lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192901648551645184

2012-04-19 08:10:50
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: Good morning. Keep up at the back. The Doctor Joke So Far http://t.co/uk6yoRp3 #thedoctorjoke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192887970309738496

2012-04-19 08:05:39
peteum: @peteum ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192886665776345088

2012-04-19 08:04:52
peteum: @IainChambers ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192886467675160576

2012-04-19 08:02:59
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX somewhere near Smiths Falls, Ontario. East anglian mosquitoes a sorry bunch, just 1 Wire article between ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192885994566066176

2012-04-19 07:58:32
peteum: @peteum ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192884875618033664

2012-04-18 20:05:35
peteum: @badtimingnights has taken delivery of the cardboard of confusion & is preparing me a ceremonial herbal tea.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192705456173621249

2012-04-18 17:08:27
peteum: @badtimingnights I keep reading that and yr syntax isn’t quite parsing yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192660879769206784

2012-04-18 14:43:38
peteum: @arthurCRS Reality more like Beck’s “Definitely this is the wrong place to be. There’s blood on the futon. There’s a kid drinking fire.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192624435776335873

2012-04-18 14:34:34
peteum: @JudeClarke *hugs* #fridgeversary

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192622152846028800

2012-04-18 14:33:37
peteum: @arthurCRS 3 microdots and a wrap of whizz!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192621911472226307

2012-04-18 14:30:17
peteum: A year to the day of my tenancy, I freecycle my old co-op futon mattress. This must be more significant than it sounds, surely?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192621073701941250

2012-04-18 09:50:34
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX that’s how I saw Staying Alive, with bickering and mossies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192550682715357184

2012-04-18 09:08:08
peteum: Choosing from an eye-watering pisstakey catalogue of pointlessness that is a John Lewis wedding gift list.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192540004386488320

2012-04-17 22:19:37
peteum: @BenTOGM heh. Who was it tho?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192376799592845312

2012-04-17 21:35:15
peteum: @BenTOGM The which? Eh? Etc?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192365633042784256

2012-04-17 18:43:51
peteum: I use “bloke” in the non-gender-specific sense, of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192322498484903936

2012-04-17 18:38:53
peteum: It’s true. He’s funny, that doctor joke bloke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192321249286946816

2012-04-17 18:36:59
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: @peteum You have been quoted, referenced or otherwise inconvenienced in “The Doctor Joke So Far” http://t.co/uk6yoRp3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192320771081781248

2012-04-17 18:32:53
peteum: Had a crap Thai curry with Juniper once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192319738024701952

2012-04-17 18:31:59
peteum: The studio in Calgary clearly filled with gas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192319514225016835

2012-04-17 09:34:57
peteum: Still looking for goodiepal? We found 1 for you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192184364078071808

2012-04-16 12:49:06
peteum: RT @FrankieMcGinty: It must be awkward being a cyclops called Iain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191870836943224833

2012-04-15 16:24:45
peteum: @neverfadingwood was watching that on eBay. Â£63 as of now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191562719273549825

2012-04-15 16:21:26
peteum: This is the age of the Steven. #boringjourneyshomeetc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191561881436172288

2012-04-14 16:31:25
peteum: Watched benny hill, went to meat/rag market, ate Chinese, bought syd streetwear, mentoes, biltong, Asian cakes, then tea, now gin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191202008093569024

2012-04-14 09:03:51
peteum: Moves like Richards.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191089374631444480

2012-04-13 11:27:29
peteum: Had a fleeting moment with passing beauty whose face was reacting 2 tube sax busker’s offkey Baker st solo same time same way, then grinned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190763133252542465

2012-04-13 11:14:25
peteum: I hope Jo’s book on post traumatic stress disorder isn’t unsettling the wilbur smith fan next to her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190759842661679104

2012-04-13 11:05:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 look, I’m on holiday, and I’m cutting down!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190757564252815360

2012-04-13 11:00:47
peteum: Profile pic now slightly out of date…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190756413436477440

2012-04-13 10:54:11
peteum: My new Hitler Youth cut combining with age & military jerkin to give me a touch of the Hidden Reverse, I note with alarm. #thighpaulsandra

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190754749656735744

2012-04-13 10:49:43
peteum: @polytechnic2 link being a dick for me here, but I will.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190753627768504320

2012-04-13 10:16:17
peteum: @badtimingnights sister in bourneville innit. Normal house with dog. Relief. Gin. “conversation”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190745213210329088

2012-04-13 10:05:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa bless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190742373825904641

2012-04-13 09:54:59
peteum: Travelling in a V shape to Birmingham, England.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190739852780777472

2012-04-12 21:31:25
peteum: @badtimingnights Thanks for the tip

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190552729431707648

2012-04-12 15:10:57
peteum: @neverfadingwood I can well imagine! *sober face* Beer outlives us all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190456983009234944

2012-04-12 15:08:57
peteum: @spannerpants sorting out some hearing aids, funnily enough

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190456479604686848

2012-04-12 13:45:13
peteum: Addenbrookes is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190435404242096128

2012-04-12 13:25:23
peteum: “Our values as a trust are to be kind, safe and excellent”. These people are fucking freaks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190430414492536834

2012-04-12 12:34:31
peteum: Ah the tragi-comic situation we’re having here to Erasure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190417613233459200

2012-04-12 11:09:46
peteum: Is it boring like this when you go and see the witchdoctor, I wonder?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190396286380412929

2012-04-12 11:07:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood luckily my sister is one of us so we’ll be very wet under her roof, as it were. #prohibitionstyle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190395809181863937

2012-04-12 10:50:35
peteum: Omega 8224 delivered yesterday. It’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190391459415990273

2012-04-12 10:38:22
peteum: Just been informed I’m off to a dry (Quaker) village for a weekend break.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190388382080315393

2012-04-12 10:03:51
peteum: Rowena the hyena.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190379695571861504

2012-04-11 08:48:11
peteum: I at work btw.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189998267185115136

2012-04-11 08:42:28
peteum: Stop smiling in my grumpy ears tho Zoe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189996828496887808

2012-04-11 08:41:09
peteum: Kinda wish I’d done La Vida Loca.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189996497750851584

2012-04-10 14:58:32
peteum: @arthurCRS ha ha! Excellent. Like the idea of vinyhilists too. It’s probably a thing already I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189729079463911426

2012-04-10 13:34:10
peteum: “vynil record…Status Quo….just supposin”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189707848639451137

2012-04-10 10:44:56
peteum: RT @stevenpoole: When the ancient Greeks invented the Olympics, they were definitely thinking of a giant corporate jamboree that privati …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189665261341769728

2012-04-10 10:43:58
peteum: Thus perhaps seeking to reflect a hipsteroid cachet back onto myself by telling you about it. Fuck my life, fuck the internet, fuck you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189665016302145536

2012-04-10 10:42:18
peteum: I’m now compiling list of minimalists who might have stayed at my aunt’s hotel & ranking them in order of coolness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189664596058050560

2012-04-10 10:35:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood I like that guy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189662883846692865

2012-04-10 10:33:57
peteum: @badtimingnights it’s the way I imply ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189662496620154880

2012-04-10 10:29:27
peteum: True fact tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189661363403100160

2012-04-10 10:28:07
peteum: Phillip Glass stayed at my aunt’s hotel, apparently. Might be of Minimal interest to you, perhaps…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189661029486182400

2012-04-09 15:25:37
peteum: My job is my life. #36mins&counting…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189373510227988480

2012-04-09 14:15:09
peteum: My learning needs matrix is fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189355773724340224

2012-04-09 14:04:55
peteum: Yeah fine, but what if there was a real fire?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189353201630326784

2012-04-09 12:53:37
peteum: TWITTER FIRE DRILL. PROCEED TO ASSEMBLY POINTS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189335254685859840

2012-04-08 15:17:51
peteum: Easter party. Bingo ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189009168009666561

2012-04-08 09:20:38
peteum: Tenant playing Oasis “Live Forever” on this holy day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188919270615433217

2012-04-08 09:16:40
peteum: I’m not going to church, which is a blessing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188918273012797440

2012-04-08 09:15:42
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Pimmon, Bj Nilsen, John Chantler, Pausal, + many more artists announced for KESH + Bad Timing event on 27th/28th April: h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188918027650215936

2012-04-08 09:11:18
peteum: @HughesRich ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188916918814654465

2012-04-08 08:55:14
peteum: Diary says “Easter party”. Oh Jesus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188912876176670720

2012-04-08 07:42:22
peteum: @ergophizmiz @marthamoopette Aye, she’s a beauty, that one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188894538444705792

2012-04-08 07:41:12
peteum: In the night someone paid for Go-Go’s, which is what they call insects in Africa, and another ordered a Locust. #plagued

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188894245132840961

2012-04-08 07:36:55
peteum: In addition, I’m on a 10-6. Piss up a pope. Oh my Lord, I might even be sent to Catholic church too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188893170594091008

2012-04-08 07:34:56
peteum: Irredeemable booze blood of the saviour splashing on the stainless steel. In your heathen pisshead face Pete Um!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188892670662418432

2012-04-08 07:32:09
peteum: Was halfway to a joke about the crucifixition while clearing up & didn’t realize the bottle still had wine in it. Instant purgatory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188891970834407424

2012-04-07 21:27:21
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I think He would always be finding fault round here, to be honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188739764457963520

2012-04-07 19:58:37
peteum: Think we’re going to watch The Hotel…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188717435732496384

2012-04-07 19:57:11
peteum: Did a bit of Um, like you do. Went to some supermarkets. Bit overrated, if you ask me. Sent unanswered texts to ex. Dl’d noise side projects

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188717074913308673

2012-04-07 19:49:06
peteum: Today I’ve achieved a massive lot of little I must say. Fryup, posted Mocky & this year’s deferment form to Glasgow, created an event…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188715038830374912

2012-04-07 19:44:17
peteum: If you drink red wine & listen to Paul Simon’s first LP you can just about convince yourself that it’s a normal Sunday #workingtomorrowinnit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188713826961727490

2012-04-07 12:01:01
peteum: @real_dubversion Ha, yeah I heard that. Toksvig: “Jeremy stop because I’m going to die.” Very good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188597244130373632

2012-04-06 23:40:41
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: if you’re going to use your face, make it a clockface. http://t.co/wWs9HnF9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188410933222195201

2012-04-06 23:08:40
peteum: @ProUnit Is it good is it? Not seen it but I quite like Aguirre’s schtickiness, I think…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188402874701713409

2012-04-06 16:03:04
peteum: Time for my things.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188295768380145664

2012-04-06 15:36:30
peteum: RT @arlenephillips: A big shout out to all the carers working over this #Easter break.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188289082449870848

2012-04-05 17:18:36
peteum: @directoryofbunk @DJ_Ohmygod Undulating & oblivious, dripping blood and pubes, that’s how I roll. Plus my bike is grindingly awkward innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187952388840235008

2012-04-05 10:30:57
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod well, you don’t get this red carpet treatment from The Shins or whoever…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187849801671524352

2012-04-05 10:18:11
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod my apologies if yr free gifts originate at source. A pube sounds worryingly possible, but blood somewhat less likely?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187846590847909888

2012-04-05 10:15:32
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod too much love?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187845920904331264

2012-04-05 09:47:54
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187838967893344256

2012-04-05 09:47:26
peteum: RT @DJ_Ohmygod: Just noticed my @peteum 10″ has what looks like blood and pubes stuck to it #urgh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187838850989703168

2012-04-04 21:20:18
peteum: …he impishly observed that the Country Park might be a nice place to visit in such glorious weather.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187650830218952705

2012-04-04 21:18:07
peteum: As he dropped us off in Cambridge & the sun broke through the clouds in contrast to sodden Milton from whence we came in our wetness…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187650280903540736

2012-04-04 21:12:39
peteum: …he pointed out that Norway participated with other UN forces in international missions such as Afghanistan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187648901166280704

2012-04-04 21:10:30
peteum: He also answered questions about Norway’s economy and its social make-up, & despite an overall pride in his land of origin…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187648363401977856

2012-04-04 21:07:17
peteum: In addition to describing the charms of the Norwegian winter he provided a potted history since independance from Denmark in 1814…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187647550571032576

2012-04-04 21:04:45
peteum: Finished the bed. Oh yeah, that taxi bloke from earlier, he was great…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187646915238825986

2012-04-04 16:14:13
peteum: Some individual parts appear to be broken. Did I mention that I’m not drinking at the moment?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187573799452016641

2012-04-04 16:13:11
peteum: Against probabililty it did go in before all of us had to leave for work, & now lies in pieces all around me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187573538004287488

2012-04-04 16:10:24
peteum: Today four of us tried to get a large, heavy wooden double bed from a van into the upstairs of a 2nd floor flat in 20 minutes. No dice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187572838641827840

2012-04-04 12:48:55
peteum: Cold & wet in taxi back from Milton as Norwegian driver gives ravishing description of moonlight on snow back home.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187522133918887937

2012-04-03 20:35:04
peteum: Grist Archive 3-4-12 http://t.co/DrOsKpwc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187277057091313664

2012-04-03 08:28:34
peteum: RT @mitdasein: Schadenfreude is easy. Taking delight in your own misfortune is a real man’s game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187094228755685376

2012-04-01 17:01:15
peteum: “Like Uncle like Nephew.” “Like Nazi like FOOL.” “I bet he’s going to post that on Twitter now,”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186498473200324608

2012-04-01 16:43:18
peteum: Destructed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186493954320105472

2012-04-01 15:10:19
peteum: Not sure I should be on a social network today…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186470556814684161

2012-04-01 15:08:55
peteum: That was to @arthurCRS. Shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186470202337271808

2012-04-01 15:07:39
peteum: Now I’m picturing one with huge boobs, affronted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186469883784077312

2012-04-01 15:04:23
peteum: @jonnymugwump o-to-tha-triple-M!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186469061394305026

2012-04-01 15:02:55
peteum: Bringing tea to bedside: “you’re lucky you’ve got a mouse. You could be alone in a bedsit.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186468693201530880

2012-04-01 14:58:21
peteum: Weird g/f to old, coming-down man: “would you still love me if I was a cyclops?” Sentience puddles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186467545635753985

2012-03-31 18:45:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: tonight http://t.co/E53wfxGW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186162361101594624

2012-03-31 12:25:05
peteum: @MeryllHardt Party Hardty! I wish I was too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186066584262021120

2012-03-30 16:19:41
peteum: Wrongbow ‘n’ Bob.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185763236849795073

2012-03-30 15:36:44
peteum: Playing the lovely ex’s birthday bash tomorrow. Choosing records carefully.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185752426236755971

2012-03-30 13:17:36
peteum: @pawboy2 He doesn’t. Bought all my Bohannon blind, but always reliably funky, without boringness. Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185717412824481792

2012-03-30 10:19:41
peteum: @zone_styx damn you @arthurCRS, you dick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185672638994194433

2012-03-30 10:18:42
peteum: @zone_styx sick to death of it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185672391396036608

2012-03-30 08:04:58
peteum: Following Jo’s reference to a “Richard Branston”, the business magnate is henceforth known as Dickie Pickles round here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185638736107810816

2012-03-29 21:05:15
peteum: @_blancmange_ @arthurCRS Aw, you definitely do. I’m tellin’ ya!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185472714847428608

2012-03-29 17:27:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Didn’t get my usual soaraway today, no, but that’s interesting. Govt definitely doing that death-spiral thing, I fkng hope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185417838293553152

2012-03-29 17:23:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Actually I typed that and realized I’d played myself w/ omission. It was… Django Django, but I just needed to KNOW 4 a REASON!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185417006877642752

2012-03-29 17:21:40
peteum: Cameron & Co could fall upon a pasty or whatever. I dunno…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185416447537856513

2012-03-29 17:19:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Blancmange rock and you know it fool.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185415891725459456

2012-03-29 17:18:52
peteum: Oh yeah, re. my dumb point about pasties earlier – was meant to accompany glib observation about politics in UK, we wring hands abt NHS, but

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185415740495626241

2012-03-29 17:13:35
peteum: Had to ask a young man what song was playing in HMV today. Horrible, horrible situation.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185414414177013760

2012-03-29 10:27:27
peteum: 500 peope outside Westminster chanting “pasty” in exaggeratedly posh voices might bring down the government.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185312205477122049

2012-03-28 15:34:22
peteum: @ekolad How many times do you want to support the blue aeroplanes though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185027056130732032

2012-03-28 15:31:44
peteum: @ekolad I supported the fucking blue fucking aeroplanes once. Mind you, I’ve supported most people once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185026392755408896

2012-03-28 11:51:04
peteum: RT @zone_styx: @peteum very true. you get the punchline. then the set-up. *then* you find out exactly how many orphanages Osborne has cl …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184970859688116224

2012-03-28 11:43:41
peteum: Twitter is good for breaking news except that often you read about it backwards, and through jokes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184969001003266048

2012-03-26 21:32:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You poetic zen fucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184392514457976832

2012-03-25 21:37:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX DEATH TO FALSE DEATH METAL. LONG LIVE CHUCK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184031307662237698

2012-03-25 21:29:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Whatever happened to him?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184029160627384320

2012-03-25 12:59:25
peteum: Can anyone fix decks? I don’t have Google on my compuetr lolx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900897166901248

2012-03-25 12:58:16
peteum: @badtimingnights That’s true. Perhaps I should look in that Technics manual to see if it says anything about changing fuses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900609718652929

2012-03-25 12:56:34
peteum: Facebook, O funnel of superficial dumbness comms lol X X X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900182713352192

2012-03-25 12:53:31
peteum: @badtimingnights Parties? Who are we kidding…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183899413805150208

2012-03-25 12:52:22
peteum: I’m actually keeping some receipts from Roll On Tapes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183899123303448576

2012-03-25 12:51:07
peteum: It amuses me that I have the paperwork for that time I walked to Richer Sounds to pay Â£1.19 for a MiniDisc in 2001.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183898808864870402

2012-03-25 12:43:06
peteum: Also chucking manuals for equipment I no longer own. Seems sensible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183896793724104704

2012-03-25 12:41:42
peteum: A few weeks ago I threw out hundreds of CDs of Napster/Audiogalaxy MP3 to wav audio I never listened to, today the receipts for the CD-Rs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183896437938065408

2012-03-25 12:38:43
peteum: Listening to Steve Hillage’s “Open”, taking photos of old receipts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183895687350591488

2012-03-24 15:58:59
peteum: I’m going to frame a picture of Theresa May which I can use in Rab C salutation for mah pre-loading.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183583701815394304

2012-03-24 15:54:36
peteum: And the idea that May gets hoisted above the parapet just to deflect NHS wobbles about granny tax is driving me drinkwards fast.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183582597287378946

2012-03-24 15:51:37
peteum: And another thing, people pre-load because booze is expensive you cretins.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183581845395488768

2012-03-23 20:24:30
peteum: “Studies have shown…” Fuck off Theresa, you witch-faced dick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183288129971699712

2012-03-23 20:21:26
peteum: Cos that’s the only way these cunts can relate to stuff. If the UK is TV or twatted mongitude, it must be cos the booze is too cheap!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183287360644055041

2012-03-23 20:18:30
peteum: Karl fucking Marx, who has been accused of over-emphasising the importance of economic relations btwn people, must be pissing himself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183286623465766912

2012-03-23 20:15:35
peteum: “Who’s Franz Kafka?” Person in 50s. Not about knowing who he is is per se, but maybe just thinking you might oughta, perhaps?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183285888397225984

2012-03-23 20:13:27
peteum: My pal in mental health, in meeting the other day, alludes to Franz Kafka w/ regards to situ of professional injustice to MANAGER TYPE…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183285351048155137

2012-03-23 20:06:54
peteum: Still angry about May since my R4 hate session earlier today. This booze stuff doesn’t push buttons just drops the actual bomb on me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183283701776515072

2012-03-23 20:03:21
peteum: One thing about going abroad is the booze is cheap and no-one behaves like a dickhead, so, uh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183282808683368450

2012-03-23 13:23:38
peteum: @johnedenuk How sweet. I think he might be pissed off with me cos of http://t.co/tB5EQdNN para 3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183182214891188224

2012-03-23 10:59:43
peteum: @NOCHEXXX taurean self-parodic dream idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183145998275723264

2012-03-23 09:57:23
peteum: @aridtrax good country.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183130312480534528

2012-03-23 08:26:40
peteum: Theresa May soul disease.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183107484100202496

2012-03-22 19:38:05
peteum: Yes I’d like to fuck McCutcheon in some yoghurt, what of it? Stupid adverts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182914062387130368

2012-03-22 19:36:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX That’s what I thought Dave was going to say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182913609972719617

2012-03-22 18:20:00
peteum: @tapebox http://t.co/ulJXcxnX Please, I’m trying to watch porn here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182894413817712641

2012-03-22 18:17:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ha ha hipster Bender box bait!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182893817245073408

2012-03-22 17:24:58
peteum: @arthurCRS In the kingdom of the politically hoodwinked, the red-eyed man is jibbering prophet of hidden patterns of threat , or somesuch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182880563584188416

2012-03-22 16:39:08
peteum: @arthurCRS This is what I actually believe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182869027297837056

2012-03-22 16:18:41
peteum: Madeline Bell song I’m listening to about taking care of the Little Ones not really fitting with the 3 buggers playing Call Of Duty upstairs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182863882673602561

2012-03-22 14:57:55
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: How yesterdays Budget will help those with disabilities… http://t.co/cSwJrf6F via @Able2UK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182843556132687873

2012-03-22 08:25:02
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Hold tight luke curtis i found your bus pass in a taxi to get it back contact 02079871100

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182744684886622208

2012-03-21 22:23:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just noticed yr Discogs labours of the cataloguing of me merz. A clarity of sorts looms… ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182593248513101824

2012-03-21 21:55:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz Do you know thees? http://t.co/rK2qFEnk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182586269740699648

2012-03-21 14:55:32
peteum: You can see the pain in these guys knees…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182480566921338880

2012-03-21 14:50:09
peteum: strained politeness of delayed when-the-fuck phone enquiry leading to inevitable “oh I can see the van now”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182479215520776192

2012-03-21 14:17:32
peteum: @JudeClarke Not even trying to struggle, baby

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182471003845312512

2012-03-21 14:15:38
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s funny how quickly you can go from “please don’t get there before 1PM” to “where the fuck are you cunts it’s 2.14?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182470528529989633

2012-03-21 14:09:08
peteum: Hold tight everybody resisting the urge to tweet about waiting in for something, in my case carpet-layers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182468892034207744

2012-03-21 09:59:20
peteum: Sure enough, I get to work to discover I am to be assembling a flat-pack bed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182406028372094976

2012-03-21 09:58:02
peteum: Strange essence of my past filtering into today, & I wonder if some grim calamity is to befall me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182405700079730689

2012-03-21 09:03:31
peteum: Don’t worry about the NHS aspirin cures cancer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182391979060117504

2012-03-21 08:47:25
peteum: Disembodied radio voice downstairs giving out reasons to be cheerful. Mention of “jubilee” and “olympics”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182387930004856833

2012-03-21 08:43:51
peteum: @SimonSwears is a fuck-faced arse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182387030091763713

2012-03-20 11:52:58
peteum: Can’t make TR 505 & Logic 5.5.1 work together. Depthless shame & frustration.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182072234473562112

2012-03-19 23:56:35
peteum: I stumble in, drunkenly satisfied w/ stuff, waking the mouse who asks what was good about tonight. “Coherence?”, she suggests. #pisstaker

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181891950524366848

2012-03-19 21:46:01
peteum: Not that many down labour club but everybody else missing out y’all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181859092984373251

2012-03-19 18:49:39
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Heading down Mill Road to Romsey Labour Club later for The Doozer (trio), C Joynes, films and cassette DJs, Â£4.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181814710507810816

2012-03-19 16:05:53
peteum: @_felixmartin If these people had any fucking culture they’d surely realise how insane that is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181773495867416578

2012-03-19 14:12:27
peteum: @_felixmartin I hope you are out of the sight of that shithound asap dude!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181744951414095873

2012-03-19 10:31:54
peteum: @HughesRich aye.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181689446943555584

2012-03-19 10:28:13
peteum: @OhLookBirdies It’s as though I think I’m a magical man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181688519226441728

2012-03-18 20:08:58
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa my don’s official line on parsnips: “I don’t like parsnips, I don’t like turnips. I don’t like any of the ‘nips.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181472282043101184

2012-03-18 20:02:08
peteum: Parsnips mucking me about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181470562948890626

2012-03-18 12:15:37
peteum: Crap heckles in an unfull Portland, an echo chamber of Why Bother? Possibly my favourite gig of theirs. 10 years after, too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181353159195762688

2012-03-18 12:11:02
peteum: Magnificent desperation more like, perhaps. Just the Chap chaps, no ladies. Stripped raw heavy pop polite anguish, hellishly tight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181352008761090049

2012-03-18 12:07:05
peteum: Thought the Chap were a kind of desperate magnificence last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181351012253188096

2012-03-18 12:05:54
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness, and half an hour to kill before Bobby arrives to drive us to The Queen’s Head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181350715116097536

2012-03-17 19:06:14
peteum: @directoryofbunk oh yeah, them ‘phones?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181094106674630656

2012-03-17 18:47:00
peteum: Before the Chap I have to go to Frankie and Bennys, for the sake of fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181089268549156864

2012-03-17 18:42:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood *the Polish drinking words uttered*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181088121184718848

2012-03-17 18:35:38
peteum: Just getting ready to go out kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181086408788811778

2012-03-17 18:34:56
peteum: Just did a pretty reasonable Paul Mason impression, alone in my flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181086229100625921

2012-03-17 18:33:09
peteum: RT @chapmusic: tonight we’re at Portland Arms in Cambridge, where we played our first ever gig in full line-up – 10 years ago! that’s wh …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181085782163984384

2012-03-16 21:52:56
peteum: …which was nice. Oh yeah, & The Chap included some me in a mix http://t.co/pWTloTHd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180773670044704769

2012-03-16 21:51:16
peteum: I get ID’d in Sainsburys, notice specialist has referred to me as “very pleasant chap” in docs notes & @DeathGripz start following me… #??

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180773251105046529

2012-03-16 18:35:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: When that kid pointed out that the king was naked, the Democrats laughed and the Republicans stoned the kid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180723872436465666

2012-03-16 16:46:39
peteum: Teen drinkers: don’t bother trying Sainsburys, even if you have disguised yourself as nearly 42yr old buying salmon, rocket, condensed milk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180696591085223938

2012-03-16 15:47:47
peteum: @leearizuno @chapmusic Idly reading your thing I discover I’m in the mix. The most surprised kind of happiness! Thanks! See you Sat!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180681778032414720

2012-03-15 18:54:03
peteum: That is what I’m consuming, but that’s actually the way @NOCHEXXX ’s brain really works.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180366266748502016

2012-03-15 18:52:54
peteum: Mmm… cider, anchovy fillets wrapped round pickled onions, and Rick James. Perfect combination.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180365978578857984

2012-03-15 14:50:59
peteum: *Makes weird Chinese bat-grip gesture* @arthurCRS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180305094728876032

2012-03-15 14:41:46
peteum: @arthurCRS I was average at 9-13yrs. Not been tested much lately.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180302775211659264

2012-03-15 13:24:32
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: @stephenfry As a fellow alumnus of Cambridge, I hope you’ll speak out about this injustice http://t.co/Wn4OfvRX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180283342061699072

2012-03-15 13:21:30
peteum: @arthurCRS This WILL happen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180282575254859776

2012-03-15 13:12:34
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Non-BT: Mon 19th The Doozer Euro tour starts at Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, CB w/ C Joynes, LM films/cassette DJs. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180280329569959937

2012-03-15 11:48:40
peteum: @orfy Excellent! I have not abased myself in vain then. Thanks man. Let me know how you get on with it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180259214353113088

2012-03-15 11:46:53
peteum: RT @orfy: @peteum succumbed to the UmBusiness late-night marketing barrage. My 10″ is in the post!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180258765445136385

2012-03-15 10:51:43
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/XUP4kY6G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180244882676391936

2012-03-15 10:47:56
peteum: @ekolad *blank, staring, stupid face* He didn’t rip off your stash too, did he?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180243928967151616

2012-03-15 10:45:25
peteum: @badtimingnights Perhaps it’s more of a likelihood than I had imagined, in my naive expectations about Cambridge cultural life…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180243295295901696

2012-03-15 10:42:42
peteum: @Laica23 What’s the emoticon for a crushed soul again?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180242615072063488

2012-03-15 10:21:20
peteum: @badtimingnights Upon doing so, I found the result ironically amusing etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180237236716060672

2012-03-15 10:20:12
peteum: @badtimingnights I had to use a popular search engine to discover where the performance would take place…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180236950031179776

2012-03-15 10:12:48
peteum: I’m gonna go Chap this Sat. Anyone else?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180235087399493632

2012-03-15 10:12:04
peteum: RT @chapmusic: we’re back on the road. tonight: winchester; tomorrow: london; saturday:cambridge; then france and germany

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180234905085689856

2012-03-14 22:24:17
peteum: @ekolad I must say, your unpretentious old style of farting has been something of an inspiration to me, jokes aside!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180056786232033280

2012-03-14 21:51:17
peteum: Oh. Thanks a lot @ekolad!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180048481493319680

2012-03-14 21:26:06
peteum: Thanksalot to @normanrecords @NOCHEXXX @neverfadingwood @johnedenuk @polytechnic2 @bunnyhausen

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180042142452940801

2012-03-14 21:23:31
peteum: RT @bunnyhausen: doubly recommended! RT: @ekolad recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041493141127168

2012-03-14 21:23:23
peteum: RT @ekolad: recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/TddOPgHB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041460425568256

2012-03-14 21:21:51
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: You should all get this. It’s a beautiful record. RT @peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041074356658177

2012-03-14 21:20:32
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: How many beats would a Pete retweet if a Pete could retweet beats?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040740439719936

2012-03-14 21:20:02
peteum: This is purely to HUSTLE and SHIFT UNITS, nothing to do with ego. I loathe myself. Record is fantastic tho, see endorsements to follow…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040615097147392

2012-03-14 21:17:44
peteum: Gonna reheat some tweets about my record now, like I’m wearing a FUCK THE NHS T-shirt, saluting a George Osborne poster

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040038745251840

2012-03-14 17:58:48
peteum: RT @HPS_Vanessa: Gross & disproportionate. Cambridge Uni officials responsible should be ashamed of themselves http://t.co/xKWVLrGM …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179989973758513152

2012-03-14 14:31:37
peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/0Rf27NcM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179937832893300736

2012-03-13 21:35:11
peteum: Pete Um endorses vinyl stickers from @awesomemerch cos they’re reasonable, nice to deal with & quick about it. Nice one Awesome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179682038847258624

2012-03-13 15:18:43
peteum: @spannerpants Was there a breaking point? That’s a shit joke. OK, hoping to come Brumside on the 13th, i think. Yet to book train tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179587301716926466

2012-03-13 08:44:31
peteum: @real_dubversion …or oversee, I should say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179488097535406080

2012-03-13 08:43:48
peteum: @real_dubversion …which Comrade Fearne will take.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179487916450529280

2012-03-13 08:43:17
peteum: @real_dubversion I’m sensing a less-than-total commitment to the cause Comrade. I’ll put your name down for a Re-education Session.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179487785059758080

2012-03-13 08:26:13
peteum: @real_dubversion there would be a period of transition involving continued Kooks et al, followed by my own GLORIOUS CULTURAL AGENDA.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179483488779644929

2012-03-13 08:07:08
peteum: @real_dubversion Fearne Cotton must be radicalized, as i have suggested before. She represents soft spot in shell of propaganda machine

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179478687631147008

2012-03-12 14:22:46
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Kesh + @badtimingnights Presents @Pimmon + Simon Scott + Grief Athletes *27.04.12 at The Unitarian Church in Cambridge h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179210833384046592

2012-03-12 12:52:31
peteum: Rat infestations, big mouthy self-wounds, psychiatrists and omelettes. Only 7 hours to go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179188118681944065

2012-03-12 08:17:14
peteum: Unlike my colleagues, I rarely do long-ass shifts. Today however, I will. Any Twitter-heckling a welcome distraction.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179118842340065281

2012-03-12 08:12:26
peteum: RT @pawboy2: @pawboy2 “Are the lovely African people on next?” “No it’s the lovely solo girl on her guitar, whispering about house price …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179117635978543104

2012-03-11 16:00:53
peteum: Now falling asleep reading about risk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178873135788064770

2012-03-11 16:00:20
peteum: Grosst dinner as per.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178872996608487424

2012-03-10 20:52:09
peteum: @ergophizmiz but, how?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178584047700819968

2012-03-10 19:42:28
peteum: @monktonwylde @ergophizmiz A music film for people who don’t like music is pretty much custom-designed torture for me, as it goes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178566509805842433

2012-03-10 19:40:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz In fact, avoiding The Commitments has required a certain kind of steely resolve, an inner strength etc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178566012185231360

2012-03-10 19:35:46
peteum: @ergophizmiz because of this, I have never seen The Commitments.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564826510016513

2012-03-10 19:35:25
peteum: @ergophizmiz it would crop up about 1 in 15 & somewhere I have written rants from back in the day about the phenomenon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564735980154880

2012-03-10 19:34:08
peteum: @ergophizmiz when I did the demo reviews for small local venue in the 90s a version of Sally used to be immediate red card kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564414528692224

2012-03-10 18:38:19
peteum: @ergophizmiz ah bless your benevolent ears sir. I was watching the fancy feet at the other end last night. Really fancy really!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178550369180319744

2012-03-09 19:24:35
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ergo Phizmiz dances to Chicago Juke vs Pitman’s Gramophone Course of Typewriter Keyboard Instruction http://t.co/J2bPZL …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178199621804367872

2012-03-09 15:15:22
peteum: @skinnermike I bet if you stick around someone will request Dry Your Eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178136905332948994

2012-03-09 14:41:24
peteum: @Pickledjhon bobby has many talents I don’t, is the funniest person I know, but can’t do plans whatsoever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178128357333016576

2012-03-09 13:36:27
peteum: @mrpimlico @somedisco What other line is there? That’s how London is organised in my mind, according to cost & availability of Dragon Stout.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178112013350862850

2012-03-09 10:52:04
peteum: @bloodrainbow keep your Newspeak chum. Shilling for The Man is what I call it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178070643605127168

2012-03-09 09:12:48
peteum: Goddamn born-in-the-80s motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about anything…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045662271778817

2012-03-09 09:11:47
peteum: “Could do Nigga, could do… I’ll get black to ya…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045406360518656

2012-03-09 09:10:57
peteum: Yeah that thing about my brother I never finished. I send him a text trying to pin him down abt Friday or Sat & get following reply:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045196561416192

2012-03-09 09:03:10
peteum: @bloodrainbow saw you yesterday, selling the candy-tech to some boomer babe. We were served by Daniel higgs, I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178043236978393088

2012-03-09 09:00:21
peteum: Dreamt I signed up for a new social networking thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178042528141029376

2012-03-08 22:29:04
peteum: RT @therealjuicyj: Um jus rappin mane dnt get sensitive

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177883663608971264

2012-03-08 21:45:43
peteum: I never finished that thing about Bobby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177872750977892353

2012-03-08 20:06:35
peteum: Latent function is something to do with me planning personal pissuppery, but yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177847806445367296

2012-03-08 20:05:27
peteum: I ask about his avuncular availability, specifically Fri/Sat, i.e lip-service to responsibilities to Nephew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177847520301563904

2012-03-08 20:02:36
peteum: Can the enigma that is my brother be understood through his text messages? Probably not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177846803209781248

2012-03-08 20:00:35
peteum: Sir Alex sounding a bit pissed there, or is it me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177846294461693952

2012-03-08 11:06:51
peteum: RT @real_dubversion: Tune Of The Day 9.01 Jim O’Rourke – Women of The World http://t.co/mbfWXs7h O’Rourke sings Ivor Cutler for all the …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177711974329745408

2012-03-07 09:15:28
peteum: Grist Archive 7-3-12 http://t.co/DRUsAv8M

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177321555762753536

2012-03-06 22:17:58
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Damn you Nochexxx, mutters Kirby, grimly clutching a glass of amber fluid as he waits to pounce at auction.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177156094274187265

2012-03-05 14:50:55
peteum: @johnedenuk ah, I must ask you about that/buy woofah 5 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176681199706705922

2012-03-05 14:13:30
peteum: Carlton Killawatt Valley has turned up at my Ex’s, whoops. My eBay habit used to annoy her a bit, understandably.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176671784924495872

2012-03-05 14:11:04
peteum: Bad Brains to Broek in Boxtel, Timex Social Club to Lazarus in London, Macka B & The Senseless things to Sesimbra, Harold Melvin to Belgium.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176671170123411456

2012-03-04 10:09:26
peteum: Today at Kettles Yard. http://t.co/lnr2p3il

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176247974484123648

2012-03-04 07:28:16
peteum: @fritzbogott bongo feet to the liquor store. That’s genius. I must remember to steal that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176207416306827264

2012-03-04 07:20:36
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: I haven’t cared about a piece of writing as much as this for a long time â€“ The Coming Dystopia: Privatising The Pol …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176205486272692224

2012-03-03 22:49:34
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Akystret, tomorrow’s set at ‘Hidden Channels: Local Contemporary Music-Makers’, will be a clouded audio build-up… http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176076881924325376

2012-03-03 18:09:56
peteum: Today is weird. The maisonette feels all domestic. I sense a disturbance in The Force.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176006507928879104

2012-03-03 10:01:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my 777 is pickup only. Bring the 800 notes and some records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175883463130492928

2012-03-02 19:51:04
peteum: @aridtrax I bet this never happened to the Golden Ones of which Oakey spoke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175669571926228992

2012-03-02 19:40:32
peteum: …& cos he knew who I was he had added copy of his own music to the package! Hope it turns up as I am very charmed by this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175666921889464320

2012-03-02 19:36:25
peteum: Ha, I tersely enquire as to whereabouts of offensive content vinyl in message to the eBay seller, who informs me it was posted after sale…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175665885170765824

2012-03-02 18:21:26
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Hidden music and open submissions. Hidden Channels, 10 years of DIY experimental music & sound at @kettlesyard Sun …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175647016385384449

2012-03-02 18:17:06
peteum: In related news I am playing at Kettles Yard on Sunday, where I was hoping to PLAY BACK A FUCKING TAPE!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175645924826157056

2012-03-02 18:13:31
peteum: Finally it becomes apparent that I’ve recorded only one channel of everything, & have to begin again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175645023126290432

2012-03-02 18:11:34
peteum: @arthurCRS ‘ang on, I haven’t finished my rant yet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175644534351466498

2012-03-02 18:00:40
peteum: Aeons of adaptor-wrestling & lead questing in boxes later I approximate analogue solution, & record 7 tracks to original Um Sony MZ-R37.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175641787770216448

2012-03-02 17:57:16
peteum: Then the fucking Midiman digital converter seemingly just burns the fuck out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640933939941376

2012-03-02 17:56:24
peteum: 1st MD player can’t decide whether it wants to record digital signal or not. LED flashing between modes like a bad trip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640714103881728

2012-03-02 17:54:28
peteum: Equipment is FUCKING ME AROUND in proper VOODOO MODE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640228348964864

2012-03-02 14:00:48
peteum: @badtimingnights *salutes*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175581424664051712

2012-03-02 14:00:08
peteum: @awesomemerch Nice one Jhon yeah it’s all go. Just got to make the vinyl now! Thanks again for all the friendly efficiency & Cosgrove can-do

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175581257630101504

2012-03-02 13:58:00
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Well that sounds good! I can send to an address in London or whatever. I’ll DM my email address if that helps…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580721384132608

2012-03-02 13:56:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’ve got it coming out of my ass.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580236501618689

2012-03-02 13:55:15
peteum: @ekolad I’d like to see this as a video.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580027474296833

2012-03-02 11:24:23
peteum: @spannerpants can I have the drum kit? #joke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175542059510411264

2012-03-02 09:10:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That’s Â£350 per Meta Deejay fool! Let’s go!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175508440637124608

2012-03-01 21:49:42
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: New site: Hidden Channels events @kettlesyard New Music. 10 years of DIY, experimental music and sound, Sun 4 Mar h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175337041448550400

2012-03-01 21:49:28
peteum: @NOCHEXXX How much would you like?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175336982300463104

2012-03-01 19:07:27
peteum: Em-to-the-mer-to-the-motherfucking-dale, losers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175296206480744448

2012-03-01 15:55:09
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12_(2) http://t.co/rsoO7QcV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175247813763018752

2012-03-01 13:50:35
peteum: Watching Freakin’ American Morons, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175216465845305344

2012-03-01 11:42:46
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12 http://t.co/naY5YFG9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175184298868084736

2012-03-01 10:35:04
peteum: New-ish old Zomes I said I wouldn’t buy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175167261059977216

2012-03-01 10:34:25
peteum: @arthurCRS I did maths for no reason once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175167100514598912

2012-03-01 10:32:40
peteum: @badtimingnights Soon all promoters will self-consciously rock the “non-promoter look”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175166659999432704

2012-03-01 09:39:21
peteum: @arthurCRS Interestingly, Syd missed his first day of school ever, due to us getting date wrong. MEGA DUH!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175153242244780032

2012-03-01 09:37:51
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t forget, I didn’t KNOW. 2 households/1 bit of paper syndrome. Altho I shld have guessed from recent @ergophizmiz tweets

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175152863394271233

2012-03-01 09:35:19
peteum: @micheleidesmith In an interesting reversal, I watched son’s retreating form w/ parental fondness & then swivelled to face giant bird-girl!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175152225679716353

2012-03-01 09:33:03
peteum: Still, today, briefly, I have 400 follower-bots again. #drunkwithpower

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175151654545539073

2012-03-01 09:30:35
peteum: The special shame that comes from seeing one’s offspring head into school in urban sportswear amidst kids dressed as characters from books.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175151036212854784

2012-03-01 08:19:20
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That happened to me a while ago. Proper nostalgic mainline dog-reaction!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175133103268966400

2012-03-01 08:17:36
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: alright, just heard a cassette tone!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175132668135084032

2012-03-01 08:16:35
peteum: @badtimingnights @Laica23 @NOCHEXXX Accumulation of small excuses means NO. Please live tweet the event

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175132412060237824

2012-02-29 18:37:14
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: Makin a crackin kids book about the food cycle. Can anyone help us raise the last few quid? Hours to go! http://t.co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174926215394770944

2012-02-29 18:35:58
peteum: Lol at me, Doozer & the MFU randomly in Resale earlier. “Where’s Dave?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174925897432965123

2012-02-29 15:34:52
peteum: Grist Archive 29-2-12 http://t.co/bWRRBUpE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174880319982419968

2012-02-29 08:56:18
peteum: @badtimingnights depends, eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174780020663926784

2012-02-28 22:12:17
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan I can do what I can & will cut deal if poss but some stuff I don’t have. You after vinyl specifically? Lots of CD-R action!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174617945509601280

2012-02-28 22:07:51
peteum: @normanrecords You know the Mike in the Dr Seuss book? That’s how I’m picturing him. Big, useful hairy-ass fucker reviewing away like mad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174616833482162176

2012-02-28 21:36:03
peteum: @normanrecords Oh, thanks to your Mike too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174608830691426305

2012-02-28 21:27:47
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Not sure if the good chaps @normanrecords can get that shit from Leeds to London in a 3 day window but shout me if not!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174606748764745728

2012-02-28 19:22:02
peteum: @MaxTundra I’d like to hear that groovy juvenilia dude. I’m not particularly retro-nerdish but played nuff Felix & The Factory at my mates!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174575104368443392

2012-02-28 19:18:44
peteum: @normanrecords Thankyou Norman!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174574269987172352

2012-02-28 19:18:19
peteum: RT @normanrecords: New 10″ @peteum offers up 17(!) songs of weird experimental DIY electro/acoustic “pop”. My brain hurts. http://t.co/b …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174574166916337666

2012-02-28 17:27:22
peteum: @normanrecords Any Pete Um gear in the shop at the moment?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174546245312987137

2012-02-28 14:40:47
peteum: Good interview with The Rebel here: http://t.co/ZFnjJvmH

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174504323903012864

2012-02-26 11:34:32
peteum: @MarthaMoopette @ergophizmiz Did he say “Mama” at the end?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173732676501635072

2012-02-26 11:20:23
peteum: I was late to Grime: http://t.co/JKoRmwG4 but my son is absolutely caning Boy In Da Corner in 2012.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173729115801784320

2012-02-26 09:24:46
peteum: I have finished American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips, written in 2006. Apparently America is corrupt & insane & at risk of fiscal crisis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173700018837012481

2012-02-25 11:20:31
peteum: @derekwalmsley A Dub Experience, big bright playful cartoon dub painting. Good for testing yr setup!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173366759976468483

2012-02-25 09:21:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX how is it sounding?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173336754525454336

2012-02-24 21:35:42
peteum: Poundland, next door, still open for business it would seem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173159190267830272

2012-02-24 21:34:46
peteum: I see that Utopia is holding a closing down sale.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173158953704894465

2012-02-24 15:56:21
peteum: @bloodrainbow OK man, thanks for yr speedy assistance big guy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173073790434156545

2012-02-24 15:52:51
peteum: @bloodrainbow Thanks dude. If I Amazon some generic thing that’ll be a bit easier on the purse tho right? Impatient tho he is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173072906690117632

2012-02-24 15:46:38
peteum: @bloodrainbow Uh, have son with iPhone needs charger. Are they like a thousand pounds in the shop?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173071342130823169

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/ErFdXkE8

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172622799448444928

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/xgkgMPVT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172622799049986048

2012-02-23 08:41:57
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: dreamed i was living with a Japanese psyche commune, where everybody used Korg X5’s and jammed straight onto tape.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172602079502802946

2012-02-23 08:40:02
peteum: Dreamt took key-on-string to Cambridge’s Secret Chapel next-the-sea & was offered bowl of yellow rice which spoke last words of Elvis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172601597740859392

2012-02-22 21:48:09
peteum: Big up all the Bristol people buying my record, for some reason…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172437547811737600

2012-02-22 08:25:17
peteum: @50quidsoundboy send me the bits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172235497748447232

2012-02-21 16:44:18
peteum: @JudeClarke you set @arthurCRS nicely in reverse there, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171998690804899840

2012-02-21 14:05:02
peteum: Lee Perry from Pressure Sounds, idiosyncratically packaged for postage perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171958613068349440

2012-02-21 10:46:38
peteum: Carl Carlton in the maisonette.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171908682211266560

2012-02-20 10:05:02
peteum: Looked at myself in the mirror this morning and observed that it was difficult for me to appear smartly dressed. “you look like Bez” said Jo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171535823827771393

2012-02-19 17:33:43
peteum: @neverfadingwood must be alternative reality earth where chazzers are all Coil etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171286354502758402

2012-02-19 16:09:23
peteum: http://t.co/KNyZZcfR “2 vintage english music records, excellent music great for collectors” #delusionalrecordsellers

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171265130833772545

2012-02-19 14:20:10
peteum: They’ve gone. At the end I was only coping by having an MPC set up in the bedroom & getting 5 mins here & there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171237642774659072

2012-02-18 22:47:24
peteum: It was funny when my brother rang both our phones with the new tones Syd changed for a joke & he was tripping & we were all sat in silence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171002905640452096

2012-02-18 22:46:12
peteum: Like the Dad arguing against veganism on some weird animal welfare grounds. “What would happen to them all?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171002605584125952

2012-02-18 22:43:36
peteum: It’s no good when someone’s position is so ridiculous that you can’t argue with it humanely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171001948496068611

2012-02-18 20:46:58
peteum: @arthurCRS when I get my speakers back, as it were.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170972599810134016

2012-02-18 16:41:53
peteum: @HughesRich oh yeah, forgot yr a proud Welshman, sorry. Well all Cambridge is full of money, apart from the bits that aren’t. Blue Ball?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170910919252115456

2012-02-18 15:05:57
peteum: Tell me why, @HughesRich I thought you liked traditional English stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170886777400332288

2012-02-18 14:50:53
peteum: In green man. Helplessly earwigging world’s poshest bloke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170882985497862145

2012-02-18 09:56:07
peteum: Today the brother is also in the mix & we get to go on a long walk. I’m gonna dress as a German WW2 soldier I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170808808069804032

2012-02-18 09:54:25
peteum: There was a sticky patch where her Dad seemed to think that CRB checks should be laxer cos of Abu Qatada but I just looked away…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170808376811462657

2012-02-18 09:51:41
peteum: @neverfadingwood Must be funny to age a year at a time together. Quite cool tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170807690845630464

2012-02-18 09:50:08
peteum: Yesterday was OK actually, partly due to my son’s insouciance & precociousness & partly they’re off their own patch, plus booooze.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170807301874257920

2012-02-18 09:43:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa Then proper birthday salutations to BOTH, and no more of this Thomasy doubt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170805656536883200

2012-02-18 09:00:45
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa it can’t be both your birthdays, that’s impossible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170794874336055296

2012-02-18 08:56:35
peteum: @lisablanning it’s so the lizards know where to land their spaceships.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170793823381880832

2012-02-18 08:52:06
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a sodding bitch

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170792696116559872

2012-02-18 08:49:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood @SimonSwears happy birthday, you shitting gibbon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170792047542935555

2012-02-17 18:02:01
peteum: Cast last-minute eye round flat…bollocks. Massive sticker saying BOLLOCKS in clear view.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170568697520463872

2012-02-17 17:25:17
peteum: OK, going in. If I seem a bit pithy or out-of-character I might be a bit pithed, or quoting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170559454453047296

2012-02-17 17:21:41
peteum: Playing some Jahtari very loud like burning sage in advance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170558550769278976

2012-02-17 16:06:07
peteum: At the moment the only positive thing I can see about next 3 days is opportunity to perhaps perfect impression of father out-law.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170539532435996673

2012-02-17 16:04:27
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I remember I’ve no need to remind you about relatives and stress but believe me these lot are also masters of their game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170539112783282177

2012-02-17 16:02:45
peteum: Been hefting boxes etc for 2hrs. Just stopped to tweet this & son has paddy cos karate shirt wet & I just “sit on computer all day”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170538684972670976

2012-02-17 15:59:10
peteum: Hilarity-girl is not back till 6 so I was envisaging 2.5 hrs of me, Osama, their Daily Mail faces + lots of tea + awkwardness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170537784241688576

2012-02-17 15:57:18
peteum: Funniest bit is me desperately changing my desktop background from Bin Laden portrait to endearing offspring shot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170537314387365888

2012-02-17 15:55:44
peteum: She has cooked this up with the lady she works for, who cannot speak or move. They know my dad does this to me, so it’s a weak spot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170536917933371392

2012-02-17 15:53:07
peteum: Eventually Scorpio bitch texts back to say JOKE! as my subjectivity hits hyperspace or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170536260664950784

2012-02-17 15:51:19
peteum: Start hurling boxes back into piles in sweaty flurry of oaths & hate, all the while considering HIDE as an option v. seriously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170535805318725632

2012-02-17 15:48:51
peteum: Girlfriend texts to say her parents are arriving at mine in 10 mins (not 6PM) where I have boxes all over floor in fake-normality attempt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170535184972787712

2012-02-17 10:25:51
peteum: RT @disappointment: Disappointed that the spinosaur is named after its exaggerated spine and not its wild careening dance moves

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170453901550682112

2012-02-17 08:44:37
peteum: I’ve done all I can do. Negotiated an unlimited alcohol ticket & changed my desktop to Bin Laden portrait.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170428426270949377

2012-02-17 08:42:54
peteum: It’s like Darth Vader in Yoda’s little gaff, holding a bowl. It’s not right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170427991778799617

2012-02-17 08:37:35
peteum: It’s like Jeremy Clarkson is holding out his hand for your bike key or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170426653900685312

2012-02-17 08:34:02
peteum: Why do they have to visit? They’re not my parents. #herparentsarevisiting

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170425760190971904

2012-02-16 13:00:16
peteum: I am off to “Music Makers”. Think this involves supporting people to sing over tapes. Usual metagristic pisstake scenarios then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170130373190238208

2012-02-16 16:11:40
peteum: Listening to Heart on the A14. Like flying through shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170178538606043136

2012-02-16 15:56:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX that’s an old brimful, from the last century or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170174672783147008

2012-02-16 14:23:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX almost be worth the sack, but I want to come again. This would cure all yr ills, trust.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170151357171503104

2012-02-16 14:12:41
peteum: @nochexxx you’d love this. Botton goes raving.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170148598858784769

2012-02-16 14:03:02
peteum: I don’t wanna die to a James Morrison soundtrack. #orlivebutyknow

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170146169094283264

2012-02-16 13:54:41
peteum: A wailing-along-to cheesy pop soul meth addict, even. Entering soham, I sit in rigid prayer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170144067362103297

2012-02-16 13:48:59
peteum: If I am to die in suffolk, let it be known it’s because my colleague drives like a meth addict.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170142634831126528

2012-02-12 09:26:42
peteum: RT @TobyHadoke: Surely one newspaper has to cover the arrests of The Sun journalists with the headline “Gotcha”?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168627076461633536

2012-02-12 09:26:01
peteum: @paraicodonnell all I know is, the older I get, the more that voice gets me. Sounds a bit cheesy but it’s the dignity I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168626904864260096

2012-02-11 19:41:16
peteum: http://t.co/J9oITaSj 11th birthday sleepover

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168419347767898112

2012-02-11 10:08:26
peteum: @nickforgacs direct from the man on coloured vinyl. Yeah, I hold him in high esteem too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168275192378949633

2012-02-10 12:54:55
peteum: Waiting for Aaron Dilloway down the PO. Matey’s tache is almost as long as he’s taking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167954698270277632

2012-02-10 09:51:49
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: It’s not about whether you win or lose. It’s about making the winner feel like his victory was hollow and meaningless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167908621307494400

2012-02-09 13:39:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood well that’s what I thought, see?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167603452925591552

2012-02-09 13:28:15
peteum: @neverfadingwood that’s the shit. Just spunked out for night watch/great deceiver on 7″…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167600701885775873

2012-02-09 09:56:43
peteum: This reflects badly on me in numerous ways, obviously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167547464222650369

2012-02-09 09:55:04
peteum: Dreamt I met zomby with Dave. He was doing a school visit, his name was “____ Elizabeth Butler” and he was actually alright.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167547052740448256

2012-02-09 09:47:59
peteum: RT @dandouglas: “My dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awfully well via SYNTHSCENT 5000Â®, the broad-spectrum canine cyborg nasal …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167545268621942784

2012-02-08 11:41:33
peteum: Just doing my best de botton there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167211459707801601

2012-02-08 11:39:12
peteum: Life akin to decorating? Only when you’re there on the floor doing the bit under the radiator do you get perspective on the rest of the job.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167210870735241218

2012-02-08 11:01:46
peteum: @real_dubversion yeah got that single somewhere. Just remember getting as far as liking it and thinking: duh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167201447082074112

2012-02-08 10:48:31
peteum: @real_dubversion who were the Piranhas and why did they go kwela?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167198113218576385

2012-02-08 10:46:15
peteum: @ekolad can’t even play their instruments properly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167197541987909632

2012-02-08 10:14:06
peteum: @HughesRich *winks*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167189453469790208

2012-02-08 10:13:09
peteum: You’re propaganda made flesh, you silly bitch, I splutter in liberal indignance. Sticks and stones, says she.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167189212980973569

2012-02-08 10:11:09
peteum: Still painting teen’s wall pink. Feel even more like cultural traitor with Cher Lloyd staring at me from CD case, legs in the air.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167188712550178816

2012-02-08 10:06:45
peteum: Many years from now teachers will use Wiley’s tweets to persuade disinterested pupils Eastenders was enjoyed with gusto by the masses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167187604729626624

2012-02-07 21:04:54
peteum: Sensitive psychotherapist by day, clumsy OAF by night! #smashedmyshadesman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166990845545951233

2012-02-07 10:43:15
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s good that. I like the Eulogy & general cheepness of sound.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166834400493973504

2012-02-07 10:41:00
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: I released a new online EP yesterday, “Techno Service II” http://t.co/aNtGYPY8 It beeps a lots.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166833835869343744

2012-02-07 08:33:16
peteum: http://t.co/XLKT3nmA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166801688596971520

2012-02-06 22:25:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX say the word man! Will be there, starved and agitated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166648843910389760

2012-02-06 20:55:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX come and have dinner soon and I’ll do indie dancing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166626098807971840

2012-02-06 18:19:53
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You mix with melancholy hands my friend…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586929566072832

2012-02-06 18:19:07
peteum: RT @_Doriana_: Ð¿Ñ€ÐµÐ»ÐµÑÑ‚Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð´Ð±Ð¾Ñ€ÐºÐ° Ñ‚Ñ€ÐµÐºÐ¾Ð² (Ð²ÐµÑ‡ÐµÑ€Ð½ÐµÐµ “Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¸Ð²Ð¾”, Ñ‚Ð°Ðº ÑÐºÐ°Ð·Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ) RT @lilwhiteearbuds Download LWE Podcast 111: Nochexxx http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586737387257856

2012-02-06 18:17:24
peteum: @fritzbogott So they keep telling us

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586302001717249

2012-02-06 17:03:55
peteum: “Dad, can we have the heating on or are we too poor?” #PROVIDER

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166567812792467457

2012-02-06 16:21:52
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Well done Jim. In a better world with different weather I’d say organise a picnic or something when robocam gets pink slip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166557228264984578

2012-02-06 15:38:58
peteum: @Laica23 @thewiremagazine Deerhoof bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166546433120550912

2012-02-06 15:11:54
peteum: @thewiremagazine Thankyou The Wire!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166539619427561474

2012-02-06 13:23:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Think outside the box. A la Schrodinger.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166512333550657537

2012-02-06 13:20:12
peteum: I knew @Jim_Jepps first.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166511511605481472

2012-02-06 12:54:05
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: @Glinner @bengoldacre I’ve done a quick FAQ on the Camden Robocop saga. All constructive comments welcome http://t.co/ZL7 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166504936757133312

2012-02-06 12:53:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz William Walton on Radio 3 if you want to goof off whatever yr doing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166504804867244033

2012-02-06 12:34:56
peteum: Any friends of @thewiremagazine tell me what issue that brilliant “how to review a record” thing was in, or better link my face?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166500119666106368

2012-02-06 11:59:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Steve? Dave? Michael? Oh yeah, have you got the cycle toon verse jazz sorted? #nopressure #abitofpressuretho

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166491274826878976

2012-02-06 11:19:02
peteum: @bunnyhausen I’m replying to this tweet of yrs cos I found it as the only mention for “Adam Bohman” when I did a search. Small internet etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166481019145437184

2012-02-06 10:00:26
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I’ve always thought that the brilliance of Dave’s skewed vision is in part due to the fact that his vision is skewed…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166461239663411200

2012-02-06 09:32:26
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: struggling against the snowdrift? need a warm hug? may i suggest you hear my new LWE podcast http://t.co/jGI7hcmg

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166454193333350400

2012-02-05 22:09:24
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk “Ironic” should be used with care in this context, to avoid confusion, perhaps?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166282301095940096

2012-02-05 22:01:18
peteum: RT @Laica23: Happy Birthday Bill – we are all Here to go #wsb

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166280262429315075

2012-02-05 18:00:29
peteum: Just had a little Mumsnet moment of parental fulfilment there. Luckily I was drinking Stringbow and listening to Zomes so it’s cool allow it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166219659270569984

2012-02-04 22:27:46
peteum: RT @DummyMag: Plastic Horse animation studios – Introducing Plastic Horse animated music videos for the likes of Nochexxx, DÃ©bruit… ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165924533344288768

2012-02-04 21:31:15
peteum: @derekwalmsley http://t.co/GE1kqd0D

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165910312485273601

2012-02-04 21:27:14
peteum: Shifting crates of vinyl around the house mitigates fuel poverty just about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165909302903701505

2012-02-03 15:55:05
peteum: Grist Archive 3-2-12 http://t.co/N25g2ngX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165463326405566464

2012-02-03 14:23:51
peteum: @spannerpants that was the great plus when you added Silly to angry Dad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165440367423008770

2012-02-03 14:20:49
peteum: @spannerpants Aw. No. Hello.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165439602931404800

2012-02-03 12:04:08
peteum: Um sniffer Oct 09 cd2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165405205746294784

2012-02-03 11:45:04
peteum: RT @Political_Fun: The economy crisis is having an adverse effect on terrorism..one Taliban leader was reported to complaint that: “the …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165400405080150018

2012-02-03 11:43:57
peteum: RT @doodlewhale: ï¹ï¹lolï¹ï¹ï¹(_______) ï¹ï¹ï¹ï¹ (laughed out loud so hard I fell out of my canoe)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165400124917420032

2012-02-03 11:43:26
peteum: @badtimingnights here’s to a post-pink future.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165399995367956482

2012-02-03 11:42:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum I remember the fight my sister had to have a pink bedroom aged 9 or so. Within a few years it was post-pin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165399834906476544

2012-02-03 11:24:20
peteum: Ah, there’s hope. She only wants one wall pink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165395186766192640

2012-02-03 10:15:15
peteum: Then again I think post-feminists told me to do it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165377804505055233

2012-02-03 10:13:20
peteum: Occurs to me there may be some hypocrisy here as I’ve painted my own walls pink before. Why should big tough guys like me get the choice?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165377319794520064

2012-02-03 10:06:45
peteum: Re: the pink paint job. Girlie is 13 so I’ll presumably be tasked to paint it black in a few years. Will go on easier, too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165375664080437248

2012-02-03 09:50:04
peteum: Earthquake glue

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165371466110615552

2012-02-03 08:46:23
peteum: Got to paint a teenage girl’s room pink today. Feel like a bit of a scab in the culture wars, or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165355440664883200

2012-02-03 08:41:21
peteum: This Dad’s Rights guy just jumped the shark a bit there with that Korea comment.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165354170751266816

2012-02-03 08:39:17
peteum: Trouble is when you drink socially with The Doozer you have to do it for two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165353650967949312

2012-02-03 08:38:30
peteum: Saying that, no wonder I have a bit of a hangover if there’s gospel on the Technics. The Drinkard Singers, too…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165353453642723328

2012-02-03 08:34:50
peteum: Shit, that Sabbath tweet was my 6666th. I’m hell-bound for a certainty!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165352532925886464

2012-02-03 08:31:49
peteum: @derekwalmsley Quantifiable only by his red Sabotage pants which seem to say “Here is my contribution, it is IMMEASURABLE.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165351772091719680

2012-02-03 08:16:51
peteum: @fritzbogott I now realise that what was served to me as gluten-free porridge the other day was, in fact, a fucking bowl of oathmeal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165348008341409792

2012-02-03 08:14:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: This oathmeal tastes fucking awful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165347303102746624

2012-02-02 20:27:57
peteum: Waiting for teetotal Doozerman, half-cut.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165169605239771136

2012-02-02 19:55:19
peteum: Someone should market a Liam Dutton soft toy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165161393996316672

2012-02-02 16:38:45
peteum: Off gets rabbity Spanish girl, and once again the bus falls silent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165111926312009729

2012-02-02 16:06:38
peteum: Now have an hour on a bus and 30 mins cycling to return to this exact spot. Hey ho let’s go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165103843904978944

2012-02-02 14:14:57
peteum: RT @ArenaFlowers: Idea for a horror film: A guy brings an acoustic guitar to a party. And plays it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165075736573652992

2012-02-01 11:46:50
peteum: Stora comp.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164676076784721920

2012-02-01 10:59:06
peteum: Some best friend you turned out to be.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164664064407126016

2012-02-01 09:55:38
peteum: Magnolia to be. http://t.co/IJtJsQIz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164648087493681152

2012-02-01 09:03:17
peteum: Proud to have been tweeted at by a car boot sale!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164634917920178176

2012-02-01 09:01:14
peteum: RT @Capitalcarboot: @MaxTundra @peteum come see us too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164634401404235776

2012-01-31 23:33:08
peteum: RT @WOODSIST: watch THE DOOZER’s video for “The Island” http://t.co/Hkjh8KYR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164491432118329344

2012-01-31 17:39:39
peteum: Strip Zomby of his knighthood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164402477771403265

2012-01-31 15:37:55
peteum: Similar story here. Sometimes about 1:10, sometimes nudging towards the one and a half minute mark.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164371842826633218

2012-01-31 15:37:06
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Submitting tunes for release I send 4 CDs full of tracks thats why they vary in length I will write 100 a week and not g …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164371637695823872

2012-01-31 14:06:00
peteum: Forming a new political entity – The Don’t Be Silly Party. Will have campaign vehicle with megaphone obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164348708991942656

2012-01-31 10:41:43
peteum: Dreamt I got hold of Hitler’s turntable, and g/f made me take it to Cash Converters, who offered me Â£3.95.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164297301915996160

2012-01-31 10:31:51
peteum: @neverfadingwood Especially as first bit of its journey involved me biking it across town! #postglobalistation

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164294816358866944

2012-01-31 10:28:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood “many different non-styles”. I like that! Glad it got there safe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164293976642424832

2012-01-31 10:27:19
peteum: @zone_styx Haven’t heard it but I will. Dave Monolith sounded like a typical Aphex pisstake name & I thought you might be onto something!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164293676405764096

2012-01-31 00:08:26
peteum: @zone_styx oh, you had me going like a dog for a pretended-throw of a stick there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164137927503384576

2012-01-30 14:09:45
peteum: It’s cos I used to work in an ironmongers that I’ve asked the shy, useless kid that’s got lost finding me a one inch Phillips screw isn’t it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163987266044297216

2012-01-29 16:50:15
peteum: @MaxTundra I don’t any encouragement for booties but my companions have drug me elsewhere. Stored in memory though. Cheers dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163665268181176320

2012-01-29 12:49:24
peteum: Good Sunday market in London today? Junk, records, food, whatever…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163604657569136640

2012-01-28 20:32:06
peteum: @pawboy2 Did you catch opening rolling text: “the events which occurred on this expedition are historically accurate”. Well, yeah…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163358712000557056

2012-01-28 10:53:39
peteum: Listening to Adele FM at work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163213138043473920

2012-01-28 08:28:18
peteum: Grist Archive 28-1-12 http://t.co/2mQavGyt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163176560751419393

2012-01-27 21:29:03
peteum: RT @pembroke1347: Have you ever thought what would happen to Cambridge if humans vanished from Earth? Well, Dr Rob Macfarlane (1994) has …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163010655614533632

2012-01-27 12:32:15
peteum: @ProUnit my g/f’s irritating music collection, a small box of James/Tindersticks etc CDs, + that Burning Spear album, still SEALED!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162875565446152192

2012-01-27 12:15:09
peteum: @arthurCRS Remember when Syd was sick the other day? Exhibit A. http://t.co/CrRTQI1J

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162871262098628608

2012-01-27 12:12:54
peteum: Big up all the hungover people making confused breakfasts! http://t.co/XBY5zQGW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162870697058775040

2012-01-27 12:10:44
peteum: @directoryofbunk Funnily enough I began a gig the other day by apologising for not being as dextrous as C Joynes, however I can… etc etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162870151786668032

2012-01-27 11:43:21
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk In fact I spell BTEC D.U.E.S…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162863258842308608

2012-01-27 11:41:47
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk That’s DUES I’m paying, man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162862865542418432

2012-01-27 11:36:09
peteum: @directoryofbunk You think I make grinding shithop this awkward without them?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162861449201455104

2012-01-27 11:21:24
peteum: @directoryofbunk a bizarre article that seems to seek sympathy by describing how unpleasant it is to suck Satan’s cock.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162857734226706432

2012-01-27 11:01:25
peteum: RT @tom_watson: RT @piratepartyNZ: European Parliament Official In Charge Of #ACTA Quits, Denounces The ‘Masquerade’ http://t.co/gkC0Bman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162852707609219072

2012-01-27 10:52:29
peteum: RT @sammcpheeters: It makes me sad that Maroon 5 will have to play that one song forever and ever in the bowels of Hell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162850457277042688

2012-01-27 10:52:03
peteum: RT @lilithsaintcrow: Now I want to name a character “Merkin McGherkin, Hermaphrodite of Mystery”. S/he fights crime!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162850347289808896

2012-01-27 10:46:45
peteum: @harukoraharu …party was to celebrate Giacomo’s birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162849016525230080

2012-01-27 10:45:49
peteum: @harukoraharu yeah I missed that party too. My brother went and was offhand with Giacomo whilst checking his post, not realising…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162848781396750336

2012-01-27 10:42:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: remembered @peteum / bobby g’s Paedophile Priests concept. “gonna rock my way to heaven and roll back down to hell”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162847835442778112

2012-01-27 00:42:23
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/EuWatGp1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162696920605790210

2012-01-27 00:32:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Couture!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162694451330949120

2012-01-26 22:06:15
peteum: RT @TheBlackDog: You know you’ve done a really good remix when you don’t want to give it to them it’s that good. If its not, you’re not …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162657627162165249

2012-01-26 17:07:15
peteum: @johnedenuk actually wading thru dull policy sheets, but every sinew yearning to be forging the tuffest bashment of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162582383852400640

2012-01-26 16:26:31
peteum: @johnedenuk sorry, no tweets from me today. You know why.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162572133753565184

2012-01-26 16:22:13
peteum: Tonight I’m going back for the first time to the room I lived in for 15 odd years. Weirdly it contains a live Man From Uranus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162571048578064384

2012-01-26 11:59:22
peteum: My chatty charge gets whole health centre talking. Lady tells me she was born in lost local pub The Asylum Inn. #tardiswanted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162504900129984512

2012-01-25 20:06:16
peteum: Grist Archive 25-1-12 http://t.co/9X0YHDDu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162265047119314944

2012-01-25 18:09:20
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Same amazing culinary artistry going on right here. But also I do this thing where I BAKE a potato to go with it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162235617403609090

2012-01-25 18:05:40
peteum: I honestly thought the guy was called Skillrex. Then assumed reference to “Skrillex” was amusingly dismissive mockery kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162234695797587968

2012-01-24 15:06:02
peteum: @Hot_Chip that studio 57 record gets quite a bit of love round here…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161827102864322560

2012-01-24 14:57:41
peteum: RT @FrankRGardner: SOAS academic ‘fears that a war with #Iran could become a masculinity test in US election campaign’.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161825001731923970

2012-01-24 09:35:21
peteum: @arthurCRS No he is though, bless him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743881518583808

2012-01-24 09:34:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743721245847552

2012-01-24 09:34:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743621262016513

2012-01-24 09:32:48
peteum: That PS3 can just sit tight though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743241581039616

2012-01-24 09:28:07
peteum: And now, moan moan moan, my dosstastic day of epilepsy training (9:30 till just after lunch) becomes a 9-5:30 at the coalface on Thurs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161742064625786880

2012-01-24 09:25:26
peteum: It’s funny how a day off school can work wonders for a sick child. Starting about 8.52AM it would seem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161741389716140033

2012-01-22 17:07:01
peteum: RT @Pinter_Quotes: Sidcup

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161132773640376320

2012-01-22 16:03:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood Innit? Yeah, cheers Mr Bell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161116870731239425

2012-01-22 15:57:17
peteum: @bloodrainbow I haven’t found a better pub in the East of England. If there is one, let me know. Had soup (brown), Broadside, beef platter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161115223279943680

2012-01-22 15:55:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood Nice one dude. Hope it does not disappoint!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161114735381725185

2012-01-22 14:43:04
peteum: Queen’s Head, Newton.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161096548594364416

2012-01-22 10:32:46
peteum: @chapmusic must have something to do with why they excel at all things dub. 21st century is a Babylon ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161033556443934720

2012-01-21 13:59:04
peteum: Running late. Jo complaining about “being a woman”. Persuaded her not to wear elf ears tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160723085761327104

2012-01-21 13:39:42
peteum: Off to Norwich for a wedding inna Partridge stylee.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160718213196423168

2012-01-21 13:38:10
peteum: Don’t know what that means but it sounds good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160717827215593472

2012-01-21 13:37:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The ‘Fatty Parts’ visual research kitchen now open for 2012 after Orval-fuelled discussions with @NOCHEXXX last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160717763004997635

2012-01-21 11:08:09
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: If you missed last night’s broadcast of my new short radioplay Upsidedownisms, you can listen again here http://t.co/jg …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160680075434524672

2012-01-20 22:41:28
peteum: @polytechnic2 alas the more prosaic TOSHIBA IC-777 but yours has pride of place elsewhere…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160492166144200704

2012-01-20 22:25:03
peteum: Just turned on my radio and randomly found my dear @ergophizmiz sounding absolutely uniquely wonderfully phizmizian!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160488032175263744

2012-01-20 20:06:54
peteum: @MaxTundra An amazing idea, but if you’d seen the sad little box of CDs my g/f moved in with…freakin’ James and shit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160453264662478851

2012-01-20 14:54:18
peteum: Uh yeah, there is a place to buy my new record online that isn’t thru torturous dealings w/ me: http://t.co/p2XJptXD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160374596476993536

2012-01-20 14:51:17
peteum: RT @Rhythm_Online: @peteum Hi Pete, here’s a link from the site to your release. Feel free to share http://t.co/EauTWTUj

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160373837760962560

2012-01-20 09:18:17
peteum: RT @QuoteRevolution: We used to think that revolutions are the cause of change. It is the other way around: change prepares the ground f …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160290036447846401

2012-01-20 09:10:12
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Voters are most baffling. Solutions to a serious economic meltdown? 1) Kick Iran’s ass 2) Kicks gays’ asses 3) Help the Ric …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160288002491420672

2012-01-20 09:02:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX at the risk of encouraging some new analogue camera fetish I suggest you get this sorted!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160286073094803456

2012-01-19 21:20:48
peteum: Get yer grindingly awkward shithop here! http://t.co/QKLD8QhO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160109476622499840

2012-01-19 14:54:27
peteum: Grist Archive 19-1-12 http://t.co/LQrK4dsT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160012249438756864

2012-01-19 10:54:09
peteum: @bloodrainbow @avleachy In my (innocent) dream you had high-water trousers, square’s white shirt & were shy & goofy with a female lady.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159951773996560384

2012-01-19 09:42:13
peteum: Bought the hipster-bait 300 grams of latex record & EVOL matey threw in the Rave Slime too cos it got sent a bit late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159933671187562497

2012-01-19 08:14:19
peteum: RT @twigharper: RT if the government monitors you on the internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159911551032246272

2012-01-19 08:10:40
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Good times.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159910631443664897

2012-01-19 08:09:24
peteum: I dreamt @bloodrainbow was a massive nerd, & I blew an ethnic pipe at a baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159910313016295424

2012-01-18 22:33:21
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm @JudeClarke Emailed Jude a jpg!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159765345421377536

2012-01-18 16:58:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I have Ekoplekz merchz. He says I can keep the split 7, of which there is only one, cos I’m best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159681160228782080

2012-01-18 16:57:04
peteum: @JudeClarke *bug-eyed with exhaustion post-marathon high-five purely for comic effect*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159680717788426240

2012-01-17 19:22:46
peteum: No booze for a heroic 16 days, apart from that one day when I had four pints & a massive glass of port.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159354995421097984

2012-01-17 16:11:09
peteum: RT @cuntoftheday: Cunt of the Day goes to the asshole “hunters” who, we learn, are prepared to pay big money to hunt and kill giraffes. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159306773021458433

2012-01-17 16:10:41
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Of course, just staying in character: http://t.co/HMxImAdS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159306659045449728

2012-01-17 16:07:36
peteum: My Discogs Wishlist search for “Bumskipper” finally went PONG after about 3 years, ha ha! Tracks all spelt wrong. “Analoave Hope” etc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159305879160762368

2012-01-17 16:03:11
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm That review I was on about is now here Nick!: http://t.co/TexXGBvr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159304768966238208

2012-01-16 11:59:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood just bought zoot allures the other day, funnily enough. Felt I had to at Â£2.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158881015849422848

2012-01-16 11:57:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood long time ago now, mind, it goes without saying

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158880439912775681

2012-01-16 11:56:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood first night quite a showy tour of his back catalogue, but great. 2nd more subdued but with added dweezil.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158880190343290880

2012-01-16 11:53:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood I met this woman once who had FRANK ZAPPA amateurishly tattooed on her arm. Apparently she was in attendance too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158879535071367168

2012-01-16 11:51:46
peteum: @neverfadingwood I went both nights, perhaps somehow sensing your predicament.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158879110410682368

2012-01-16 11:45:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood were you at wembley arena too? Have we had this conversation? #headlikeathingy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158877564511850496

2012-01-15 12:07:24
peteum: Grist Archive 15-1-12 http://t.co/idDR6J17

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158520658651906048

2012-01-14 23:00:57
peteum: @disappointment But it was sort of in keeping with the specific pub dog, who couldn’t give less of a fuck for human contact etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158322742339448834

2012-01-14 22:59:55
peteum: @disappointment tbh it was a fairly rudimentary “Pub dog pub dog, pub dog pub dog.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158322480258363392

2012-01-14 22:30:39
peteum: @disappointment Ha! We used to play that. Had a shit song and everything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158315115047944192

2012-01-14 18:40:43
peteum: @johnedenuk “Never trust a religious son of a bitch, not with the lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158257250111193088

2012-01-14 17:37:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw is writing the Great Yeovillian Novel or something. Not the same without him is it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158241258148605952

2012-01-14 10:44:27
peteum: Then I’m in the waste wine, treading waste wine, insisting on a photograph being taken…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158137394837725184

2012-01-14 10:42:46
peteum: @nobrelmes You were there!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136969598214144

2012-01-14 10:42:18
peteum: Two nights ago: Man in snorkel/facemask waves from top of enormous aerial industrial waste wine silo, then dives in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136855127265280

2012-01-14 10:40:32
peteum: Dream: I’m taking really fucking excellent photographs in an old building & Vince Mighty Boosh & Mary Epworth waltz (literally) in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136409050456065

2012-01-14 10:34:02
peteum: Got to sequence/shoehorn purchase of present for 12yr old, ex-mother out-law birthday lunch & visit from nervy lurcher today, plus the rest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158134773976547328

2012-01-14 09:04:48
peteum: @IainChambers the who? (joke). Got the disc, ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158112316259438592

2012-01-14 08:55:23
peteum: I press the Twitter icon & my phone gives me an image of real life. Definitely some form of pisstake from on high.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158109944644775936

2012-01-13 16:13:31
peteum: @kidshirt I’ve got hauntological Wookey Hole memories. “Don’t drop Panda”, and shuddering at the thought…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157857820061085696

2012-01-13 13:56:57
peteum: @neverfadingwood There is/was a lot of real stuff out there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157823452177367042

2012-01-13 13:42:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood I have that problem. I’m like: “stop making stuff up”. It’s a fault in me, I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157819707221749760

2012-01-13 13:39:39
peteum: @JudeClarke Replied your face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157819097197973505

2012-01-13 13:32:23
peteum: I have to go to the PO today to send Terminator X to hugospanky in France, see?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157817268699541504

2012-01-13 13:31:40
peteum: Hustle hustle hustle. #hustle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157817086784192512

2012-01-13 13:31:06
peteum: I will do deals.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816944119128064

2012-01-13 13:30:44
peteum: Very close to being able to offer all Bumskippers (all 11), Giraffe, Giraffe Outtakes, The New Album, Old Album, Path Of Least Resistance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816853572489216

2012-01-13 13:28:44
peteum: Listening to The New Album at the mo. That shit’s pretty good, elongated subjectivity notwithstanding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816350193106944

2012-01-13 13:27:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up Arthur CRS, Dame Edna Everage, Charles Manson.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815917374480384

2012-01-13 13:25:55
peteum: Got some new 120 micron CD-R sleevage thru the post this morning, so that bit of the cottage industry more or less on fire currently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815641913569280

2012-01-13 13:24:41
peteum: Might be cheaper to buy direct from the artist tho, if you wanted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815330738151425

2012-01-13 13:23:44
peteum: Intrepid souls finding my new recordd via Discogs, bless ‘em. Need to write some press bullshit then Norman will take 5, bless ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815092430376960

2012-01-13 13:14:41
peteum: Also does it if I try launch Twitter from the menu.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157812811903414273

2012-01-13 13:13:25
peteum: If I tap the Twitter icon on my phone it launches the camera function – any ideas? I reinstalled Twitter & it worked only temporarily…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157812495019552769

2012-01-13 11:12:45
peteum: A digital god’s way of punishing the indolent, no doubt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157782130183774210

2012-01-13 11:11:25
peteum: Wow, Twitter on my phone has decided it actually wants to be my camera. Bit strange.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157781794241003520

2012-01-13 11:07:47
peteum: Wonder if headache will flow out thru feet if I get out of bed? Today’s task is either writing or drilling, see.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157780877328384001

2012-01-13 10:52:46
peteum: RT @StephenJMayo: #Gove is like a deranged beekeeper who believes that if he keeps poking the hive with a stick he’ll get more honey. #w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157777097534865408

2012-01-13 10:52:08
peteum: Also attended the mid-range heavy vibes of reggae night at the man on the moon last night. Free entry/exit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157776941750038529

2012-01-13 10:47:17
peteum: Apparently Joynesey’s done a mix that segues Burial into Pete fucking Um. Must be a first/last.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157775718368034816

2012-01-13 10:40:56
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I love that Suicide get an axe in Scotland but you just get the logs!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157774120497577984

2012-01-13 10:39:32
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: recurring performance anxiety gig dream, this time in a far flung Scottish town – scary looking statuesque log-throwing au …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157773768893280256

2012-01-13 10:37:07
peteum: Met Mr Joynes for record swap last night & discussed illness, parenthood and the changing world. #Oldfucksyndrome

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157773162988322816

2012-01-13 10:30:19
peteum: Annual leave. Stowford Press throbber in the back of the skull, half a 70s grapefruit in bed. Wagon about to leave again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157771451083128832

2012-01-13 10:20:59
peteum: RT @twigharper: We the People need to round up all politicians and send them to psilocybin cosmic citizen reeducation centers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157769100943298562

2012-01-12 22:45:54
peteum: @chapmusic I just don’t know the answer to that one…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157594177025212417

2012-01-12 17:24:05
peteum: RT @taylordeupree: experimental music needs new standards for “gold” and “platinum” records.. like.. 1000 sales, etc… make us feel bet …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157513191201574912

2012-01-12 09:39:43
peteum: A First Aid course in Sutton-On-the-Isle? How wonderful!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157396329683890177

2012-01-12 07:26:22
peteum: Grist Archive 12-1-12 http://t.co/ytgY1P2V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157362768071229440

2012-01-11 10:47:36
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose my intestines are a coalition of sorts…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157051021712044032

2012-01-11 09:15:52
peteum: Grist Archive 11-1-12 http://t.co/c5Iy9ivV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157027939165290496

2012-01-11 09:12:25
peteum: Haven’t had a drink in 9 days. Feels like very mild acid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157027070491369472

2012-01-10 23:17:07
peteum: @IainChambers I didn’t think it was you tbh. Just being silly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156877256805978113

2012-01-10 22:54:29
peteum: @IainChambers Oh yeah good work with this too, nice one. http://t.co/aJbqLQbr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156871562522394624

2012-01-10 22:49:44
peteum: @IainChambers Sure, if you can be arsed to send it me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156870364717268992

2012-01-10 19:28:40
peteum: If we could somehow monetize Michael Gove’s unlikeability then education cuts might be stopped in their tracks perhaps….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156819764541534208

2012-01-10 17:29:08
peteum: Grist Archive 10-1-12 http://t.co/8h6gaOzf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156789685413347328

2012-01-09 22:34:54
peteum: Grist Archive 9-1-12 http://t.co/SzWb7HiQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156504245439442946

2012-01-09 20:22:16
peteum: @badtimingnights You know that WEP ballache? We hadn’t tried turning it (the router) on and off again had we?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156470868913041408

2012-01-09 17:26:29
peteum: RT @markopilkington: RT @SimonRetromania: Woebot, a/k/a Matthew Ingram, puts out an ebook – 100 Lost Rock Albums from the 1970s – http: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156426631962038272

2012-01-09 14:12:40
peteum: RT @suzanne_moore: Christ if Worrall Thompson had nicked some nice cheese and wine that during the riots he would be looking at 2 years …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156377852323966976

2012-01-09 10:30:08
peteum: At the moment this work is transferring recordings of me pissed on a bike from one digital medium to another.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156321851528847360

2012-01-09 10:28:06
peteum: Trying to do creative work to a brief today. #downtownwankerville

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156321341551804416

2012-01-09 09:24:19
peteum: Trying to sort/sell/chuck a bunch of old 45s. Not doing very well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156305286875987969

2012-01-09 08:20:58
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: I’m breaking in this new engine so I was going 50mph or less most of the way but the countryside is lovely & verdant at t …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156289345295364096

2012-01-09 08:16:42
peteum: @neverfadingwood about 10 years ago I made a load of stickers that said that. They were useful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156288270421082112

2012-01-08 22:20:13
peteum: @johnedenuk Just a few shirts for work kinda ting then? #sherlock

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156138161922256896

2012-01-07 20:44:22
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12_(2) http://t.co/7RCnbl7n

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155751651964239872

2012-01-07 20:39:14
peteum: @FarmerGlitch It’s just possible that Pete Um is least worst for that kind of car journey, but who knows?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155750363255930880

2012-01-07 15:35:31
peteum: Well, 6th Form. Not that posh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673926662500352

2012-01-07 15:34:35
peteum: At skool w/ matey: http://t.co/5qi2ttLt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673692096045056

2012-01-07 15:31:54
peteum: @arthurCRS @NOCHEXXX Is it a sort of shithop, but diluted?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673019447132160

2012-01-07 15:28:11
peteum: I see it’s getting difficult to buy my record on Gagarin, but still possible here: http://t.co/LVVrqsnX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155672081852416000

2012-01-07 14:54:15
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my beershit? What is my beershit? I remember Bukowski talking about beershit, but….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155663541351878658

2012-01-07 14:08:42
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12 http://t.co/3aD3AXOQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155652080013557760

2012-01-05 23:21:55
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Woebot’s published an ebook on amazon: 100 Lost Rock Albums of 70s. Very good especially given cost approx = 1/2 a sandwi …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155066527366922240

2012-01-05 19:39:59
peteum: RT @hey_bbz: @ZombyMusic ur muzik is A+ bro but you should stop sucking your own dick on your twitterfeed

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155010673523437568

2012-01-05 14:13:07
peteum: Is capitalism fucked, Jeremy Vine asks Paul Mason. Surreal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154928417907802112

2012-01-04 12:42:07
peteum: RT @JFerraro_zip: our generation needs to raise up to this scum. fuk the GOP #LIES

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154543128580329472

2012-01-04 09:10:31
peteum: Grist Archive 4-1-12 http://t.co/vhwPcFbo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154489877948399616

2012-01-03 17:18:16
peteum: Grist Archive 3-1-12 http://t.co/SQsFZ5Po

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154250232954228736

2012-01-02 15:15:34
peteum: @hackneymarshman ‘malevolent armchair’ is a fantastic phrase in itself!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153856969453740033

2012-01-02 14:31:26
peteum: Classic booze error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153845861615538176

2012-01-01 22:12:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: going to buy all the copies of these and wrap them back in their boxes http://t.co/8jiP884q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153599527545344000

2012-01-01 21:29:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX got it/them! Bless you dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153588600498438144

2012-01-01 17:41:37
peteum: On the ferris wheel, looking out on coney island…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153531334432800770

2012-01-01 15:18:31
peteum: News & More have so much more, namely tomato juice at a semi-reasonable Â£1.49, & let’s face it Dec 2011 is almost in date.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153495321199116288

2012-01-01 15:16:30
peteum: DayOne Smiley reveals they’ve “just run out” of tomato juice with some bemusement, if only to her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153494814669811712

2012-01-01 15:14:49
peteum: Beggar gives thanks for my atypical but modest donation in soft & genteel voice. Mouse takes piss from passata & sends me to DayOne.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153494393154838528

2012-01-01 15:11:45
peteum: What is he, straight-edge or something? “Do you have any tomato juice?” They don’t, & we both look at my passata.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153493618227806209

2012-01-01 15:07:45
peteum: I’ve been outside & I bring news: it’s still weird in 2012. Tesco Express staffed solely by bloke in Bikini Kill T-Shirt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153492613008338946

2012-01-01 13:29:02
peteum: See the Boomkat people are lazy but Honest Jons are just self-employed style randomness with the updates.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153467772062543872

2012-01-01 12:57:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz @NOCHEXXX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153459794060115968

2012-01-01 11:03:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX @perctrax Never forget!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153431094992187393

2012-01-01 11:02:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX when is this? Tell me now, I seem to have organized drunkness, hangover & other people’s kids similtaneously…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153430973957152768

2012-01-01 11:00:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/nP5juCcX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153430442576576513

2011-12-31 23:54:16
peteum: Bobby Conn, wrestling.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153262729203953664

2011-12-31 15:16:01
peteum: Grist to Willagee!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153132304074682368

2011-12-31 13:06:50
peteum: Big up all hackers. I can’t sort out my fucking WEP key so my son can play his PS3 online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153099797325295617

2011-12-31 12:53:45
peteum: Been fighting with a printer for over an hour, but I think the Um micro cottage industry of Bumskipper production might fire up soon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153096504293326848

2011-12-31 12:50:24
peteum: That Jos Meeuw is a funny bloke. Sends me a huge stash of stuff, not including the 7″ I did the press for, but including one of mine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153095659770216449

2011-12-31 12:01:21
peteum: Everytime I sell a Grist 0005 I have to lift a saxophone & several hundred NM BBC wild recording 7″s out of an awkward corner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153083318609514496

2011-12-31 11:44:58
peteum: Looks like my best Christmas present just arrived from Meeuw Muzak.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153079195021488128

2011-12-31 10:30:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’ve got an Outtakes haven’t ya?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153060417067945984

2011-12-30 14:12:10
peteum: @fritzbogott “a self-conscious joke in jargon about jargon” KEEP IT META, man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152753848807731200

2011-12-30 13:44:02
peteum: & I wake up & tell Mouse in retaliation for her regular dreamshare & she’s like “Who’s Pippa Middleton?” About 65% positively amazed approx.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152746768537358336

2011-12-30 13:41:22
peteum: & I turn to leave & she wants to take something further & I’m like, I don’t think so babe…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152746099227111424

2011-12-30 13:40:18
peteum: Oh yeah so I dream about Pippa Middleton & it’s some collegiate setting & she singles me out & we have coy convo about the arts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745828988092416

2011-12-30 13:38:23
peteum: @badtimingnights Photo for Twitter pls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745349004541952

2011-12-30 13:37:52
peteum: @fritzbogott from whenever it was… http://t.co/Gix69aF6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745214421901315

2011-12-30 13:35:34
peteum: @badtimingnights Never mind that have you got a copy of Giraffe Outtakes (that works)?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152744639558991872

2011-12-30 13:34:36
peteum: @fritzbogott OTM. I’m on the fritz.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152744396121587712

2011-12-30 13:18:06
peteum: …mind-jangling behaviour of printers notwithstanding. The primadonna of all PC peripherals, as I call them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152740242892390400

2011-12-30 13:16:19
peteum: Looks like I have almost got the wherewithal to put The Path Of Least Resistance back in circulation…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152739793225261056

2011-12-30 13:11:51
peteum: Feel free to mercilessly rip the piss if you have heard nothing by Feb.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152738671160868864

2011-12-30 13:11:15
peteum: Owing to my own disorganizedness it appears I’m basically off work till Spring, so the Um-related bit of Pete should explode into action.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152738518928605184

2011-12-30 11:35:14
peteum: Grist Archive 30-12-11 http://t.co/pUAM81qY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152714354557583361

2011-12-30 11:12:51
peteum: @TheDoctorJoke Loud & clear Doc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152708722437787648

2011-12-30 11:09:35
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s not quite Shock & Awe… perhaps Startle & Bemuse?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152707902367469568

2011-12-30 11:08:29
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: The postman just arrived with the new @peteum record, at exactly the same time as an e-mail hit my inbox from the same …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152707624243167232

2011-12-30 09:12:26
peteum: Dreamt about Pippa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152678419400896512

2011-12-29 23:16:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Actually they weren’t crap, just a little fey in places.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152528488186920960

2011-12-29 23:14:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m outta here. Atypical temperance bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527975282262018

2011-12-29 23:13:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Plus the lyrics were written on the manual for your sampler or some shit, & were crap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527729613479937

2011-12-29 23:12:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX No.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527534616092672

2011-12-29 23:11:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember getting bogged down in a precious “it sounded slightly different when you did it before” impasse…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527262179266560

2011-12-29 23:10:18
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The “speakers deliver the sound” thing? Nah, don’t think we did. Did it once live tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526889674743809

2011-12-29 23:08:35
peteum: @neverfadingwood This is what I was thinking!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526455333588993

2011-12-29 23:07:17
peteum: @badtimingnights Thank heavens for my atypical relative temperance! Yeah, whenever is good, more or less!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526127011872772

2011-12-29 22:57:53
peteum: @thewiremagazine I’m not sure how my record ended up getting reviewed but could someone pass on my thanks to the man Clive Bell!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152523762049363969

2011-12-29 22:38:23
peteum: @danielpadden Bless ya, but hopefully someone less in Glasgow than yourself can oblige!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152518854264897536

2011-12-29 21:44:08
peteum: Can anyone, like @badtimingnights furnish me with a Bumskipper 8 to copy anytime soon? Some dude in the States wants 1-9 and 11!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152505203365658624

2011-12-29 21:42:30
peteum: If anyone wants to sell their Bumskippers it now got a whole lot easier thanks to @oscillatordrift

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152504793225629696

2011-12-29 18:02:38
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX I was going to do a blog post about demos from mates/stuff handed to me at gigs then LUNCHTIME occurred as per.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152449461195522048

2011-12-29 16:28:11
peteum: Someone should do a range of adverts for adults.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152425690455748609

2011-12-29 15:39:13
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX the majesty of the mighty microhenrys of course being on YouTube for all to see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152413368140038144

2011-12-29 15:01:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX only a fucked live collab and the vinyl. Did have something on tape from waaay back…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152403914132697088

2011-12-29 14:52:00
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX every day is year zero for Dave…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401484846338048

2011-12-29 14:51:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad back away from the cd-rs Dave….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401324519079936

2011-12-29 14:50:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I see your fennesz pastiche and raise you 20gb pimmon ripoffs…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401001616388096

2011-12-29 14:48:06
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I ain’t fucking burning anything, that’s for sure. #maxbrodknowsthescore

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152400505052729344

2011-12-29 14:46:39
peteum: RT @ekolad: @NOCHEXXX perhaps, in reversal of roles, u should let @peteum trawl thru yr achives 2 compile best of, which u can then comp …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152400139888246784

2011-12-29 14:41:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think there’s some aborted um attempt to do lyrics for that actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152398751380684800

2011-12-29 14:40:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember them days. What about rik waller and his hurts?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152398489165377536

2011-12-28 15:04:19
peteum: @arthurCRS still played the Portland in alarming ratio to your consumption of hot dinners though, my young friend.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152042197653532672

2011-12-28 15:00:57
peteum: *finger on nose, points* @philblackpool

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152041350764834816

2011-12-28 12:38:23
peteum: @arthurCRS I swear this dude must have said it twenty odd times. It kept getting sillier in my stupid mind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152005474013818880

2011-12-28 12:36:41
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m not sure if that joke works on me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152005046215786496

2011-12-27 20:04:15
peteum: @philblackpool not just me then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151755290474328064

2011-12-27 13:17:52
peteum: @arthurCRS tenant here at work going on about the CRS box set he got from fopp. He means CSI. Amusing me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151653020063641600

2011-12-27 08:15:57
peteum: deep fried glumness, the jitters, work

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151577042104754176

2011-12-26 15:36:49
peteum: I almost just tweeted this: cambridge blue christmas opening hours

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151325602471886849

2011-12-26 13:44:26
peteum: My brother is checking online to see if there was a Christmas murder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151297319332089856

2011-12-26 13:23:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum There was approx 100% more Farley Jackmaster Funk in that Christmas than expected.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151292112590209024

2011-12-26 12:14:21
peteum: They spelled out LOVE CAN’T TURN AROUND on it. It still says LOVE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151274649756499968

2011-12-26 12:13:00
peteum: Jo bad timing made a fantastic vegan banana cake, & edible letraset.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151274307421618176

2011-12-26 12:11:29
peteum: On the bottom bunk syd was playing assassins creed in new arsenal shellsuit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273926788513792

2011-12-26 12:10:08
peteum: I actually checked his breathing this morning. He was off the mattress, but asleep fully clothed on the top bunk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273588798922752

2011-12-26 12:08:37
peteum: It wasn’t as unhinged as Christmasses past, although Bob did set a new human booze record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273204462268416

2011-12-26 12:05:44
peteum: Mutiny. They won’t walk. To the pub. In Grantchester. And I’ve done almost all the washing up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151272478507941888

2011-12-26 12:03:52
peteum: @FarmerGlitch we feel the luv, and Christ we need it… you too hope you had a good glitchmas…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151272010381672450

2011-12-26 11:44:50
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: There is no person so severely punished, as those who subject themselves to the whip of their own remorse. ~ Seneca h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151267221816086529

2011-12-26 22:24:47
peteum: Grist Archive 26-12-11 http://t.co/av8uRnoZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151428269630164992

2011-12-26 18:30:36
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Today: #Assange: 383 days detained-no charge #WikiLeaks: 386 days unlawful banking blockade #Manning: 580 days in jail ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151369336458715136

2011-12-26 17:25:18
peteum: Ruined Christmas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151352902944948224

2011-12-26 17:24:57
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: @Pani_Bufetowa Can’t upload now. Keep losing coverage and having to start again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151352813342048256

2011-12-26 17:21:37
peteum: RT @b_wildered: Some photos are funny because they are. http://t.co/xBEb6Skn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151351975521419264

2011-12-26 17:20:18
peteum: That @neverfadingwood is uploading footage of a man snoring in a particularly Polish jumper, is what I mean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151351645375184898

2011-12-26 17:12:47
peteum: I havent watched any xmas tv, but this is eagerly awaited.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151349751957291008

2011-12-26 16:28:59
peteum: @polytechnic2 gimme three steps is my jam.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151338731557765120

2011-12-26 15:40:49
peteum: Record on the turntable is Lynyrd Skynrd.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151326607192244226

2011-12-26 15:37:30
peteum: I would have been ashamed if I had, but it’s OK to tell you about it. #funnythat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151325772387319811

2011-12-25 23:38:14
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: If you don’t like my arrogance you can suck my socks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151084365428957184

2011-12-25 19:07:31
peteum: Remind me to do a series of promotional underground anecdotes which I only have because of Bad Timing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151016239463018496

2011-12-25 19:06:08
peteum: Ha, when Jo @badtimingnights put The Skaters on James Ferraro asked “do you have YouTube at your place?”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151015890106851328

2011-12-25 13:45:36
peteum: @ProUnit Thanks Unit, and also with you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150935224769970177

2011-12-25 12:19:58
peteum: I mean I very nearly had a serious head injury. Death by technics amp. Imagine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150913673282592768

2011-12-25 11:51:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX please re-enact this later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150906582962683904

2011-12-25 11:49:42
peteum: RT @danielmaier: Let’s take a moment to think about those more fortunate than ourselves.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150906059370921984

2011-12-25 09:23:01
peteum: Just very nearly avoided a serious head injury. Would have made for an interesting day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150869142390575104

2011-12-25 07:56:01
peteum: My brother is up, and has had a shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150847251164565505

2011-12-25 07:54:17
peteum: @johnedenuk jah rastachristmas John!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846815066013696

2011-12-25 07:52:58
peteum: Noddy Holder roused and ushered silently through shadowy corridors…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846481191010304

2011-12-25 07:51:45
peteum: Alarm in t-minus ten.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846174801305600

2011-12-25 07:50:42
peteum: @LowQuay *waves*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150845910648233984

2011-12-25 07:47:04
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Merry Xmas everybody #ijustwokeup sleepy but i still got bars neatly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844998475186178

2011-12-25 07:46:43
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I’m getting old I nearly just put the air freshener in the fridge lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844907068723201

2011-12-25 07:45:28
peteum: One time I woke up really early on Christmas morn and read crime & punishment (till the end) for 2 hours. That was a mistake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844592588193792

2011-12-25 07:43:31
peteum: Mariah eventually morphed Into “no side to fall in” by the raincoats though, thank the hipster gods.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844103825956864

2011-12-25 07:38:08
peteum: It’s not a time it’s a fucking price!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150842746893123584

2011-12-25 07:37:14
peteum: 5.49 with mariah in my wrongbowed head, ta.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150842520371347456

2011-12-24 22:40:11
peteum: fuck you sellotape

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150707371289739265

2011-12-24 21:49:26
peteum: Extra dishes going on now cos @NOCHEXXX eats like a big fat ho, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150694597499166721

2011-12-24 21:48:03
peteum: Must. Not. Get. Fucked. Up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150694251427147776

2011-12-24 20:02:52
peteum: Stir-fry & Strongbow yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150667778666409984

2011-12-24 20:01:08
peteum: @FarmerGlitch festive greets from the bleak east!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150667343025020928

2011-12-24 19:55:20
peteum: Finished work! Till the 27th! Suckers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150665884531306496

2011-12-24 11:55:19
peteum: RT @NikKershaw: Theo, my 18 month old son, just pointed to a picture of @howardjones and said “Daddy”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150545082087510016

2011-12-23 14:00:45
peteum: RT @StanCollymore: Just have one look at my favourites and tell me there isn’t at least something to address. Nobody’s playing any card …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150214263565324290

2011-12-23 13:57:50
peteum: Ok, show me a Christmas I can’t charity shop my way out of.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150213527473369088

2011-12-23 13:52:13
peteum: If you observe a gluten-free diet & don’t buy any special stuff you end up having pretty weird lunches, I have discovered.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150212113183416320

2011-12-23 11:58:49
peteum: @h7dd3rs John Nettles investigates a series of dull manslaughters.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150183574740545537

2011-12-23 11:02:23
peteum: Using the word misnomer incorrectly is going to be my new thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150169375515742208

2011-12-23 09:09:20
peteum: I also liked Aaron Dilloway’s lipsynching record. Lovely packaging I gave up trying to rip off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140924545081345

2011-12-23 09:07:01
peteum: Hints of woodsmoke, vanilla, angry mice etc. What a shit Pete.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140340802813952

2011-12-23 09:05:40
peteum: In the doghouse cos I drank some hoity toity Scotch that was someone’s mum’s in rude glugs, & missed the hints.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140001219395584

2011-12-23 20:12:28
peteum: When people say “Oh my days” they are actually just coyly referencing Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150307805902020608

2011-12-23 19:08:21
peteum: Audioboo: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham. http://t.co/7NiRyBA4 #davidbeckham #peteum #smells

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150291672801095681

2011-12-23 18:58:46
peteum: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150289260375834624

2011-12-23 16:19:06
peteum: Two young fellows in the army surplus shop wondering whether you need to growl if you can sing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150249078213713920

2011-12-23 16:17:53
peteum: Maplin smells of stale mansweat. More so even than Cash Converters.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150248772012744704

2011-12-23 15:29:20
peteum: Prison-faced drunk in Poundland attempts joke with sad pony-tailed cashier. #xmasshopping

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150236555624202242

2011-12-23 14:00:56
peteum: RT @chakrabortty: Bloody hell. Go and look at @StanCollymore ’s favourites.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150214308071092224

2011-12-22 23:28:46
peteum: @orfy nice one! I love that record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149994821975687169

2011-12-22 21:29:59
peteum: And the Clairaudience Fellowship record from Twig Harper & Daniel Higgs, the nuttahs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149964926562213888

2011-12-22 21:26:24
peteum: My other favourite LPs from this year weren’t from this year: the two Zomes records and uh, maybe Legends Of Benin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149964024983986176

2011-12-22 21:24:27
peteum: Probably @ergophizmiz made the best opera I’ve seen this year. I could go on and on about it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149963536561475584

2011-12-22 21:22:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @LowQuay I’ve been trying to get on this tip but it’s a works do in my house.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149963060092731393

2011-12-22 21:01:46
peteum: Oh yeah, @tapebox doesn’t seem to make shit records & he made another amazing beautiful object this year, which you can listen to.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149957828185042944

2011-12-22 20:51:02
peteum: Probably my favourite 2011 NOCHEXXX-style auteur button-fucker would probably be @NOCHEXXX I reckon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149955125421678592

2011-12-22 20:35:37
peteum: Dry roasted penis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149951245812121600

2011-12-22 20:35:21
peteum: RT @bloodrainbow: Poison Ikea

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149951177709207552

2011-12-22 19:56:15
peteum: Just realized tonight’s dinner is Jo’s work do, so alas I’m drinking socially.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149941336894746626

2011-12-22 19:52:51
peteum: @ekolad I should, & would if I could, send you a copy of the 53 track “Giraffe Outtakes”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149940483504873473

2011-12-22 18:49:10
peteum: That Doozer record is amazing, when it arrives. Radio On is my favourite Doozer thing as yet tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149924457669070848

2011-12-22 18:40:56
peteum: Best Of records of pals = Nochexxx Savage Herald, & the video! Probably liked the sprawl of Memowrekz from @ekolad best, or the dubloaded..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149922386106531840

2011-12-22 18:23:07
peteum: @neverfadingwood Chin chin!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149917901313413120

2011-12-22 18:22:37
peteum: On a vaguely serious note I would like to give props to everyone who gave me props: @NOCHEXXX @kekw (?) Woebot @ekolad @cowsarejustfood…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149917775371046912

2011-12-22 18:16:37
peteum: I’m the same, I think. Might do a flippant Best Of 2011 list, since I’m getting pissed here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149916264238821376

2011-12-22 18:15:42
peteum: RT @ekolad: i haven’t made a ‘best of’ list, but i did enjoy that @peteum 10″

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149916033715683328

2011-12-22 13:34:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood http://t.co/ZrflADRy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149845262041489408

2011-12-22 08:48:37
peteum: RT @DawnHFoster: Blimey. On phone to sister (in Welsh), bloke gestured at me and said “Those fucking Poles are why no one can get Britis …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149773322329137152

2011-12-22 08:44:29
peteum: RT @pawboy2: One problem is that ‘racism’ as term has to stand in for n+ wildly discrete forms of hatred, distrust, paranoia, disavowal, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149772283093856256

2011-12-21 17:54:12
peteum: Matt Happy People.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149548234895933440

2011-12-21 12:26:41
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino no you shouldnt, you disingenuous comedy sociopath.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149465812175044608

2011-12-21 11:39:24
peteum: @neverfadingwood I thought about nicking it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149453913295302656

2011-12-21 10:55:58
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino I knew following you was asking for trouble.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149442983463354368

2011-12-21 10:35:42
peteum: @lisablanning I would never do that to a woman. Oh, am I thanking you as Wire review middlelady?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149437881927221248

2011-12-20 21:52:02
peteum: Dancing days. I’m in the bog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149245701526798336

2011-12-20 21:43:03
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: BOBBY’S BACK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149243438347468801

2011-12-20 20:32:02
peteum: @singingadams show us yr squirrel.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149225568565608449

2011-12-20 20:29:08
peteum: Gluten-free engagement piss-up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149224836462424064

2011-12-20 20:20:07
peteum: @singingadams won’t cook.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149222568673554433

2011-12-20 20:01:08
peteum: @directoryofbunk Yes, been meaning to high five you about this. Pretty fucking grindingly awkward bum yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149217791470342146

2011-12-20 14:49:07
peteum: This is my portfolio. I must not loose it. Loosing it may be considered a disciplinary matter. http://t.co/IsBEHYBh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149139269015969792

2011-12-20 10:10:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: any reverse psychology / occult magick practices one can use to prevent people from lending you DVD’s / music that you kno …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149069174050783232

2011-12-20 08:10:59
peteum: @JudeClarke There wasn’t any of that in the dream, but who knows? It would have looked especially bad as they were so old, and young.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149039074710265856

2011-12-20 08:08:58
peteum: They kicked off with Dancing Days, which had a Jacksons style dance routine. My thing, utilising boombox, was a disaster. Tracks skipping.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149038570663972864

2011-12-20 08:07:10
peteum: Dreamt I supported a reformed Led Zep. Two of them were younger people, one being an actual child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149038115737182208

2011-12-19 08:32:13
peteum: RT @therealelp: CHERISH YOUR TYRANTS WHILE THEY ARE HERE, PEOPLE. DONT WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148682031679807488

2011-12-18 23:14:56
peteum: Rihanna’s Only Girl seems to be about the experience of being insecurely attached.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148541788204969985

2011-12-18 22:37:03
peteum: @ekolad Oh yeah, & my songs are too short.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148532254405173248

2011-12-18 22:34:36
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man. I think it’s like 10% inspiration, 10% perspiration. Maybe 30% Stella & the rest pathological abstention.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148531636588384256

2011-12-18 22:31:25
peteum: @oscillatordrift Covered in shame.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148530837401518080

2011-12-18 22:31:00
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148530730211868674

2011-12-18 19:43:32
peteum: @ProUnit One hesitates to say “Ioved his early stuff”, but there it is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148488584620548096

2011-12-17 21:45:35
peteum: My favourite Shirt… http://t.co/i09hFVdM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148156915510292480

2011-12-17 14:45:47
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: there’s an underlying menace to @MoonWiringClub Clutch it Like a Gonk, which makes sex positive moles and their long nosed …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148051268001206272

2011-12-17 14:36:53
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Think I might treat myself to one of those ubiquitous USB-powered mp3-to-vinyl cutting lathes for Christmas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148049028511309826

2011-12-17 10:27:12
peteum: Dreamt I was hanging out with Billy Idol. He was small, slight, decent & a bit dull. Tried to ask about “Vizer trowah!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147986193433374720

2011-12-16 20:32:49
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: the first rule of modular synth club is please come to modular synth club

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147776211651801088

2011-12-16 14:29:20
peteum: Grist Archive 16-12-11 http://t.co/qnYIqe3R

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147684739640340480

2011-12-16 13:45:34
peteum: RT @danhancox: four pages of @DSG_DSG in g2 today: http://t.co/7kpmYspf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147673724525608960

2011-12-16 13:07:28
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s kind of hard to explain why it was funny, but it was. Plus I always accuse Jo of being an amateur with dogs, as she is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147664135482642433

2011-12-16 13:06:32
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’d forgotten about your habit. Funnily enough when we were in Bridport Jo saw some, said “dogs!” & they both looked round.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147663900630986752

2011-12-16 11:25:31
peteum: Leave stabes & do chores mouseford. And get off my Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147638482368610304

2011-12-16 11:09:32
peteum: ‘Snews’ is what Jon Snow delivers on Channel 4.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147634457745178625

2011-12-15 23:29:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad http://t.co/Sodk77Rh Put a copy up for sale.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147458212399030272

2011-12-15 23:08:16
peteum: @johnedenuk Too late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147452944705536000

2011-12-15 23:03:59
peteum: @peteum @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx This record is very well-received. On Discogs. By us.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147451867922833408

2011-12-15 22:59:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad JOKES!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147450773796691968

2011-12-15 22:58:42
peteum: @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx Sense won out that time, but nerdery will find a way. Wiki page offers up for tender!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147450539741945856

2011-12-15 22:32:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad Laughably, it was a statement of intent. You know, to hit 4 figures.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443992261443585

2011-12-15 22:31:10
peteum: @ekolad I’m very grateful for your efforts dude. The process did my nut in & scared me off, but I have a lot of stuff actually…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443611066302464

2011-12-15 22:29:53
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX The cat number should be Grist 0005, but I think the cats are a bit skittish at the beginning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443286418792451

2011-12-15 22:28:34
peteum: @ekolad Ha! That was retrospectively attributed by myself, although there’s plenty of other conceptual faultlines I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147442955333025792

2011-12-15 20:23:40
peteum: @ekolad And I’ve only been Pete Um since 2008 & sometimes old skool promoters bill me as Um out of militancy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147411522589704192

2011-12-15 20:21:59
peteum: @ekolad Strictly speaking Um is the band & Pete Um is the representative, but in Discogs terms you are right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147411097341800448

2011-12-15 18:28:54
peteum: RT @ekolad: Grist, past & present c/o @peteum @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/acglYBvK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147382641723850753

2011-12-15 18:28:41
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/A82o3z0H – Daft faces thru the ages.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147382587705401344

2011-12-15 12:53:14
peteum: RT @Joey7Barton: Think I’ve found a man to respect and admire this morning, step forward Prof Noam Chomsky…….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147298166314762240

2011-12-15 10:13:46
peteum: Boomer Schadenfreude aka Rip-Off Britain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147258036434644992

2011-12-15 08:29:07
peteum: Grist Archive 15-12-11 http://t.co/wFmbvJCZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147231701444198400

2011-12-14 18:26:34
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(3) http://t.co/N3jT7XOq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147019667272253440

2011-12-14 11:08:36
peteum: @MaxTundra ha little drummer boy on in Starbucks. It works!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146909448038920192

2011-12-14 11:02:20
peteum: @MaxTundra I have that on cassette, big pranny that I am.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146907872167600128

2011-12-14 10:54:43
peteum: @JudeClarke I am at work actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146905953923641346

2011-12-14 09:57:27
peteum: Trying on kitten heels in john Lewis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146891543490478080

2011-12-14 09:19:11
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/NumJ56×0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146881912940658689

2011-12-14 09:19:06
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/nm7yPrFW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146881892476649472

2011-12-14 09:13:35
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11 http://t.co/uEOm5AJe

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146880504635994112

2011-12-14 08:54:14
peteum: @MaxTundra *my face grinning from within niche*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146875631794257920

2011-12-14 08:50:12
peteum: @aridtrax it is now too late to make a wish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146874618551074817

2011-12-14 08:15:34
peteum: I hope the woman who reads the news on Radio 4 actually talks like Kathy Burke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146865901663289344

2011-12-13 10:52:02
peteum: Right then, 4 Pete Ums & a Blues Brothers in the post.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146542892851281920

2011-12-12 21:40:50
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights Seems only fair, my esteemed associate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146343779966783488

2011-12-12 20:00:40
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: That’s it for my foot the Doc says! Now once the rain stops I’ll retrieve my Harley this week… once i get over this bla …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146318571172139008

2011-12-12 20:00:33
peteum: RT @carlmaxim: What a delicious irony that the News of the World was forced to close as a result of a story that wasn’t 100% true.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146318541761683456

2011-12-12 19:38:19
peteum: A thousand thanks or at least 208 to @badtimingnights for design/production/artistry today making covers for my tardy ten inch!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146312947122184192

2011-12-12 19:36:13
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum http://t.co/9VG3Zf6Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146312419621351424

2011-12-12 18:05:06
peteum: RT @charliewoolley: “People who don’t change will find themselves like folk musicians, playing in museums and local as a motherfucker.” …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146289486765113344

2011-12-12 16:49:22
peteum: @arthurCRS In some capacity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146270428552372224

2011-12-12 14:15:36
peteum: These are rarer. http://t.co/ghlQjjPv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146231731513589761

2011-12-12 13:43:03
peteum: @arthurCRS and vice versa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146223540432146432

2011-12-12 13:13:55
peteum: @arthurCRS http://t.co/JkzH3Qet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146216210919456768

2011-12-12 12:53:23
peteum: Today Jo @badtimingnights & I are at st. Barnabas press screenprinting inserts for Can’t Get Started. We’ve almost begun.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146211040831606784

2011-12-12 10:24:25
peteum: @oscillatordrift On the 1700 from Dorchester South. It was a posting of embittered resignation & self-shaming. At Kings X it was 6 for Â£5.50

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146173553367203840

2011-12-12 10:21:44
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thankyouverymuchforhavingme. Was a joy to meet your merry men & see TTP. What are you going to do with the heads?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146172876666576896

2011-12-12 10:18:40
peteum: @ergophizmiz T’is a deep & enduring love…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146172107213123584

2011-12-11 23:17:51
peteum: RT @kekw: @peteum @FarmerGlitch Pete – still some tickets on door for tonight’s show?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146005806381416448

2011-12-11 20:59:33
peteum: @badtimingnights yes indeed. When’s good? Need to be somewhere for 3pm and not really into crack of dawn but otherwise up to you!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145971003745513472

2011-12-11 19:13:49
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Jo’s mate who came to the @aidandabet gig texted her last night “how are the milk churners?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145944391129907200

2011-12-11 19:00:43
peteum: @ekolad thanks dude. Dm yr address I’ll send you thee greatest hits ep…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145941095170310144

2011-12-11 18:49:34
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @neverfadingwood is a dribbling goat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145938290187571200

2011-12-11 18:40:36
peteum: Â£2.90 http://t.co/2JgpdoX3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145936033769467905

2011-12-10 19:10:42
peteum: @badtimingnights only got a vague sense of what that is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145581222045827072

2011-12-10 18:43:03
peteum: @kekw 6 advance sold, so I reckon it’ll be ok

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145574261229228032

2011-12-10 17:53:23
peteum: RT @kekw: So, uh, yeah @peteum live tonight at Bridport Arts Centre, Dorset.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145561762794700801

2011-12-10 16:53:34
peteum: RT @julesmattsson: The music in Rick Perry’s anti-gay ad ‘Strong’ was by gay American composer Aaron Copland, who by the way was a commu …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145546711878729729

2011-12-10 16:52:57
peteum: RT @Pani_Bufetowa: Ha. RT @elegsabiff: Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145546556387508226

2011-12-10 16:19:52
peteum: RT @oscillatordrift: @peteum Does Ergo Phizmiz have any views on the Transporter Bridge centenary? Written any songs about it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145538227644796928

2011-12-10 16:19:37
peteum: @monktonwylde leisurely looking forward to meeting you too! Oh, that sounds rude…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145538167959863296

2011-12-10 16:13:39
peteum: @kekw spent a pleasurable 20 quid at one such stall. Pleasure enhanced by eavesdropping on someone recommending Pete um for tonight’s gig!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145536665862152192

2011-12-10 16:09:54
peteum: @HughesRich and one which he is yet to see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145535721053237248

2011-12-10 14:32:00
peteum: @kekw I’ll let you know when I see Mr phizmiz. I’m sure there will be though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145511083464073216

2011-12-10 12:36:06
peteum: @FarmerGlitch think this market might take a while!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145481918635458560

2011-12-10 11:24:18
peteum: As a child mouse thought the protagonist in the mental as anything song was using the woman he’s addressing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145463848487501824

2011-12-10 11:21:38
peteum: Seemed appropriate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145463175758876672

2011-12-10 11:18:32
peteum: I tweet from the bath of @ergophizmiz, in swimming goggles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145462396734029824

2011-12-10 09:48:32
peteum: Bridport Partly Sunny. Mentions nothing of hangovers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145439746431262720

2011-12-10 00:42:17
peteum: In @ergophizmiz pad. Cold, discussing issues of self, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145302279971549184

2011-12-10 00:40:24
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: where were you in 97? #hotel_paral.lel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145301803221786624

2011-12-09 14:08:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @zone_styx there was a lot more, but it wasn’t the rest of the songs included

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145142824722120705

2011-12-09 13:48:44
peteum: @zone_styx nice one. They want more

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145137808871407616

2011-12-09 13:13:24
peteum: And now I have to press X and head West…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145128916217110529

2011-12-09 13:12:26
peteum: Normally I get to tell other musicians what it says about them in The Wire, but the Doozer says my rekkid is reviewed & my copy isn’t here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145128672649678848

2011-12-09 13:00:49
peteum: Not in Unison obviously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125750889119744

2011-12-09 13:00:31
peteum: Imagine a troop-formation of dudes in Clarkson masks swaggering in unison towards you to that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125674309533696

2011-12-09 12:59:29
peteum: The ultimate white middle-aged man song is “I Can’t Dance” by Genesis. It just reeks pure Clarkson.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125414564671489

2011-12-09 12:23:13
peteum: “fez” on my hand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145116287385874432

2011-12-09 12:21:31
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I feel you. I’m like one pair of pants and a ring-modulator.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145115860590280704

2011-12-09 09:47:29
peteum: Old carolling tweet. Told you I was lying. Actually rubbing a wall.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145077094072844288

2011-12-09 09:46:18
peteum: I for one welcome Hungary, our new economic partner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145076798382809088

2011-12-09 09:46:12
peteum: Fantastic meal in the Robin Hood & now off to a carol service. Excited! (warning: contains lies)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145076770318716928

2011-12-09 09:41:09
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Bobby Gregory morphing into Lenny Bruce, Daffy Duck and ‘Bit King’?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145075499113250817

2011-12-09 09:40:26
peteum: Justin Webb attack frog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145075320242966528

2011-12-09 08:46:27
peteum: RT @kekw: PETE UM: “CAN’T GET STARTED” http://t.co/sFbErGxY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145061736226095105

2011-12-08 23:42:55
peteum: Especially nice to read since I’ve been doing the cottage industry thing with Epson/guillotine for that record this last hour…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144924949453348864

2011-12-08 23:22:50
peteum: RT @somedisco: Manchester United and Manchester City have joined forces to launch a new perfume, “the smell of Manchester”. It’s called …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144919896487247872

2011-12-08 17:21:30
peteum: @chapmusic such sensible people.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144828962542075904

2011-12-08 17:19:10
peteum: RT @chapmusic: please let’s not all have animated profile pictures, that would be too flickery

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144828378137100288

2011-12-08 17:16:24
peteum: Lithuanian at the wheel: “this dark is very bad dark because it is not enough dark”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144827682394349568

2011-12-08 15:22:47
peteum: @JimBowers9 I failed my Psychic Abilities exam. Not totally unexpected though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144799088435666944

2011-12-08 14:59:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think I get what you mean. If I do, I will. Try.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144793122696724481

2011-12-08 14:58:03
peteum: @directoryofbunk a veritable who’s who in shithop! #althoughnot

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144792861710356481

2011-12-08 14:28:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’ll have a shot of something before I go on and you can be there in spirits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144785519723814912

2011-12-08 12:17:38
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And what a line-up: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Erik Bumbledonk, Oblivian Substanshall, Vulnavia Vanity, The Gale, Martha Mo …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144752494931750912

2011-12-08 12:17:33
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then on December 10th come to @BridportArts for Howtosaytwo. The final show of “The Third Policeman”, then a full progr …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144752473641459712

2011-12-08 09:45:04
peteum: Bridport is going to see a fairly shameless showbiz set. Glad Dave’s not coming.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144714096967815168

2011-12-08 09:15:01
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights also her favourite colour is peach.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144706537619857408

2011-12-08 09:13:28
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I recall @badtimingnights mentioning that song, implying significance, to me. Just left in the dark vis a vis Phd.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144706145066549249

2011-12-08 09:02:20
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. ~ Nietzsche

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144703343862890496

2011-12-07 22:08:19
peteum: RT @mushybees: Oh good god, advertisers, please just stop making twee cover versions to sell your shit, even of songs i already loathe!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144538755653582848

2011-12-07 15:59:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight: C Joynes, Alan Wilkinson, Padang Food Tigers, The Portland @CrushingDeathCB http://t.co/Or9nxT71

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144446045710073856

2011-12-07 14:38:27
peteum: RT @faisalislam: … The clearest example ever of the Stockholm syndrome relationship between all UK governments and its financial servi …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144425542932905986

2011-12-07 08:55:55
peteum: Few weeks ago I dreamt of puncture. In the morning I had one. Weird feeling.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144339341689368576

2011-12-07 08:53:47
peteum: Monday I had feverish dream of finding the 2 toy Luger pistols I had as child. Opened living room door in the AM & Syd, holding 1: “bang!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144338806923997184

2011-12-07 08:50:51
peteum: @Nochexxx is his own dream team lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144338067833094144

2011-12-07 08:48:39
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: drunk in Granchester with Idlerich and co, Eno / Byrne collab and unknown Monks rec @peteum ? jumping into the cam with n …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144337512196878336

2011-12-06 15:35:49
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big up everyone ive worked wether you was good or shit i gave you the time of day remember that………..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144077591412871168

2011-12-06 09:20:51
peteum: @JudeClarke PartialCare would still be a misnomer! Fucking Jokepaste more like.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143983229802786817

2011-12-06 09:18:45
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum “Big up Dick Dastardly. Big up Cyril Sneer,” he mumbled. A legend was born.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982698413817857

2011-12-06 09:18:34
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum He retreated to the corner to jot down some rhymes, pausing only to suck air through his teeth and fall out with ot …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982653023068161

2011-12-06 09:18:26
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum Wiley gazed at the stolen action man with hate, greed and envy. “Bruv,” he said, “don’t even test me, yeah?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982620009693184

2011-12-06 09:17:32
peteum: @ProUnit Ha! The game of Musical Statues ended awkwardly… “I was not moving Mum! I was just breathing and looking with my eyes!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982392460320768

2011-12-06 09:14:54
peteum: @ProUnit Unit, don’t take the only happy day of Wiley’s life that hitherto only existed in Pete Um’s mind away from him!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143981731433820160

2011-12-06 08:35:06
peteum: This is Sainsburys, and it’s not even the Basics range. We are fucking fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143971717235228673

2011-12-06 08:33:41
peteum: You expect to live in Western Europe & buy cheapo washing-up liquid from the corner shop that just makes grease giggle but this is different

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143971359809216512

2011-12-06 08:31:30
peteum: I predict the downfall of Capitalism in the entrails of this Sainsburys Totalcare toothpaste, which does not fucking WORK.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143970810976145409

2011-12-06 08:22:22
peteum: One year colder, more disphoric etc. Or maybe he’s just a year out, ha ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143968512170409984

2011-12-06 08:19:21
peteum: So I guess his life was one year darker than I imagined.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143967751692763137

2011-12-06 08:16:46
peteum: I mean, it imagines a childhood instance in which he might have been happy, in contrast to those in which he was not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143967102074761216

2011-12-06 08:14:35
peteum: On Bumskipper 5, I think, there’s a tune called “Wiley’s 5th Birthday”, which sort of imagines him as a happy child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143966550687363072

2011-12-06 08:12:34
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I cant wait till my next birthday.this is the 1st one ive been happy about since 4 years old or something …cos my albums …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143966046871752704

2011-12-06 08:10:55
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch OK, good luck with that!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143965628389261312

2011-12-05 20:05:19
peteum: My son searching for “guns” on Amazon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143783024331456512

2011-12-05 19:53:19
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: 4 single-press Ergo Phizmiz vinyls in handmade artwork released today. 3 already gone. Who will have the last one? http …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143780004969455617

2011-12-05 19:51:54
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: After The Third Policeman @BridportArts, you get Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substan …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143779649342799872

2011-12-05 19:51:48
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then to @BridportArts for the final performance of The Third Policeman. Come along. It will never be performed again af …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143779625745645568

2011-12-05 15:57:22
peteum: Someone should have had a word with Hugh Laurie about this blues thing. It’s a Pratchett hat set to music.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143720626446802944

2011-12-05 15:48:42
peteum: I hate it when people carry out shit gimmicky ideas like that though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143718444699885568

2011-12-05 15:46:59
peteum: That Jar Of Hearts tune would lend itself to a punk treatment methinks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143718016222367744

2011-12-05 12:45:51
peteum: @NOCHEXXX anxiety dream or real life? If latter, where?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143672431440175104

2011-12-05 12:44:03
peteum: Today is long too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143671977004122113

2011-12-05 10:56:16
peteum: @badtimingnights actually I’ve played several times at CamArt, a few hundred metres from where I am now, in fulbourn.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143644854902198272

2011-12-05 10:40:32
peteum: @badtimingnights Romsey Labour Club furthest South?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143640895038828544

2011-12-05 10:15:59
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t suppose I have, but worried you’re going to tell me I’ve played Arbury Free Fayre and forgotten it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143634717336551426

2011-12-05 08:30:12
peteum: @HughesRich I can see this happening…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143608094721720320

2011-12-05 08:29:42
peteum: Other Um compass points seem to be Odense, Berlin and Bern. Portland Arms makes no appearance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143607969471410176

2011-12-05 08:28:22
peteum: Was wondering whether Bridport will be furthest West I’ve ever played but I guess Nantes is more westerly?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143607631590862848

2011-12-04 22:30:55
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Awl-fucking-right! Wives & everything! Definitely going to be tossing out very short sweaty scarves into the audience…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143457280321531904

2011-12-04 19:56:15
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw I did wonder about that geographical fact! Will be there Friday but not sure of the plan for Sat…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143418357138472960

2011-12-04 19:51:06
peteum: @monktonwylde it almost always is, but thanks in advance!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143417060465192960

2011-12-04 19:12:22
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substanshall, and the final performance of The Third Pol …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407311514378241

2011-12-04 19:12:10
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And before I bugger off…. come to Howtosaytwo at Bridport Arts Centre next Saturday…the line-up is immense….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407261027532800

2011-12-04 19:12:00
peteum: @ergophizmiz how can this batshit goodiepalesque folly be financed? Is it a magic trick, or a lie, or have you gone mad?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407218925113344

2011-12-04 16:09:24
peteum: @JudeClarke it’s Cambridge’s way of telling us we’re too provincial for London. Ensures a tail-between-legs return.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143361266868695040

2011-12-04 14:54:32
peteum: Today is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143342429293125632

2011-12-04 13:02:43
peteum: It’s like The bleedin’ Secret Millionaire in Bourdieu’s terms. #cunt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143314288197648384

2011-12-04 12:54:22
peteum: Political analysis of colleagues: rich and poor being helped but not the working class.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143312185005846528

2011-12-04 12:13:45
peteum: @tapebox surely not that long ago tho?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143301963923197952

2011-12-04 12:12:39
peteum: @tapebox Dave still blames me for my relaxed attitude to making sure we had tickets for that gig.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143301688613285889

2011-12-04 10:31:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood he’s likable enough but yes hagiography in need of an editor. Dave Grohl pissed me off too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143276153002655744

2011-12-04 08:27:38
peteum: And now: the long ride, the 11 hour day, party leftovers and karmic blowback.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143245059607904257

2011-12-04 08:26:30
peteum: But instead of early night I sit with my pal Grolsch, who is vegan, and watch shit Lemmy documentary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244773640249344

2011-12-04 08:25:30
peteum: No real post-Fair revelry to be found, although gratifed to hear Malcom Eggs’ pissed voice on PA referring to “the Mill Rd shuffle”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244525240991744

2011-12-04 08:23:40
peteum: Then at last minute my boss asks me to do 9-8 instead, as the girl I played at Scrabble last week is now off with stress.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244061598429184

2011-12-04 08:21:41
peteum: Even tho g/f away & working all w/e I thought it would be cool cos 11.30AM start today would enable post Mill Road Fair booze last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143243565282238464

2011-12-04 08:18:12
peteum: RT @AlwysEvrythng: If you want a vision of the future, imagine crap 808 samples stamping on a human face – forever

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143242688509124608

2011-12-04 23:03:27
peteum: Grist Archive 4-12-11 http://t.co/3toC9nDu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143465466957021184

2011-12-04 22:50:50
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Midnight finish? Pete Um 9PM stagetime :0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143462291306852352

2011-12-04 22:34:41
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Trying to find out. Questioning horses now, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143458227093389312

2011-12-03 21:24:07
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11_(2) http://t.co/oo2FfR50

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143078082587262976

2011-12-03 21:12:49
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11 http://t.co/D0WpBvMf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143075239360856065

2011-12-03 15:45:21
peteum: It would make a world of difference to me anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142992829118033921

2011-12-03 15:44:20
peteum: Can’t help but think booze would add a little something to this shindig…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142992571495497730

2011-12-03 15:12:59
peteum: They’ve asked me to set up the karaoke. Little do they know…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142984682076770304

2011-12-03 12:33:39
peteum: @pawboy2 my Stooges-worshipping Brighton mates hated the Scream so much they would only refer to them as The Scottish Band.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142944584614412288

2011-12-03 11:21:06
peteum: Sent to buy food-colouring. Bumped into old psychiatrist acquaintance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142926327153041408

2011-12-03 11:19:13
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum My particular office Christmas party highlight was when someone got a rape alarm in the Secret Santa. DARK.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142925851774820352

2011-12-03 11:19:08
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Yes, make someone feel quite special.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142925832179023872

2011-12-03 08:13:01
peteum: @mushybees It could have been to do with the colours. I remember the lowering hauntologic skies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878993249615872

2011-12-03 08:11:30
peteum: @mushybees I recall it as dark, but I was a pussy as a child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878613392465920

2011-12-03 08:10:55
peteum: Christmas freakin’ Party at work joy today. Please tweet me up to give my soul succour, cos I’ll be in a stupid hat playing bingo etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878464758906880

2011-12-02 16:53:52
peteum: Grist Archive 2-12-11 http://t.co/HzjR9Gd1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142647681150484480

2011-12-02 12:17:02
peteum: Old dear to younger woman in chemist: “how’s your mum?” “she died.” “jean?” “no, Anne.” Blank look. You’d know her if you saw her.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142578015522652160

2011-12-01 19:41:21
peteum: Many slips twixt cup and lip/ I slam you like a poet! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142327443154415616

2011-12-01 19:02:02
peteum: Tooth Fairy fucking with my austerity program like an unforseen Euro crisis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142317549269422081

2011-12-01 14:40:09
peteum: Cut to Jan 1st & @NOCHEXXX finally figuring out what all the funny hats & sleighbells signified, you fucking mollusc!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142251645709979648

2011-11-30 09:15:28
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Almost fell off my bike giving flying thumbs-up to local picket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141807548293578753

2011-11-30 09:08:49
peteum: RT @IanMartin: Wishing solidarity and good luck to all those on strike today. This is not just about pensions. It’s about who we are and …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141805875001180160

2011-11-30 08:56:41
peteum: RT @steve_hawkes: Surely MPs would have better chance of negotiating on pensions if their own were changed to reflect austerity Britain

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141802821786927104

2011-11-29 22:03:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I pushed man 50p too far, I could feel it in my bones at the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141638491791556608

2011-11-29 22:02:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Make an offer” is the closest I get to being an inscrutable existential gambler like yourself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141638123653312512

2011-11-29 21:17:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Discogs: Your offer on 1. Piiri* – Jarru EP has been declined”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141626908956835840

2011-11-29 19:56:49
peteum: FUCKED-O-NOMICS!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141606560425193472

2011-11-29 19:34:48
peteum: You snows it @JudeClarke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141601017925091329

2011-11-29 19:18:18
peteum: “The facts of the world have changed.” – Danny Alexander

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141596869028622336

2011-11-29 19:16:55
peteum: RT @PabloK: Awesome placard slogan there: UNIONS: THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE WEEKEND. #Nov30

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141596517822758912

2011-11-29 16:31:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/gQc58Ww0 – What is the provenance of this pic Dave? Is it at Aid & Abet?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141554929583128577

2011-11-28 20:35:16
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: FOOT UPDATE: Doc says it looks really good, one more week with compression sock and i will be good as new!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141253850169491456

2011-11-27 21:00:31
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Jeremy Prynne’s first reading in 20-odd years, and WE’VE put it on! Tonight in Lady Mitchell Hall, Prynne and Selma Jam …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140897815336456192

2011-11-27 16:04:13
peteum: RT @ihavecake: As grocery delivery man handed me a bottle of gin he did not openly judge my tiger suit and I did not openly stare at his …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140823248618266624

2011-11-27 12:41:30
peteum: @arthurCRS No problem. It’s the gift of giving.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140772231696486401

2011-11-27 12:22:27
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Thanks man. We love that record too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140767441235099649

2011-11-26 22:40:33
peteum: …the tossy emptiness in his thang that struck me as quite ahead of its time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140560602975313920

2011-11-26 22:37:09
peteum: Me & my pal Sean used to listen to Cat & play Carom back in the day so it’s not like I don’t know a bit about Cat but struck by…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140559746188058625

2011-11-26 22:34:23
peteum: Ha now Jo trying to YouTube me into Cat Stevens. Be funny if all the present-day strum-wanker Cat analogues turn to Islam like wot he did.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140559049509974016

2011-11-26 17:36:46
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Deeply deeply embarrassing Cash In The Attic featuring Mike Read & his Mike Read memorabilia. Like Smashy & Nicey played as …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140484150191853568

2011-11-26 11:50:49
peteum: @real_dubversion Ah…Treworgey…lest we forget, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140397088872738816

2011-11-25 17:09:00
peteum: @JudeClarke Sorry, meant to provide some context to that but got detoured. Don’t know either tune but it was a scandal for 15 seconds.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140114776230608896

2011-11-25 17:02:04
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11_(2) http://t.co/r6RxKobP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140113033103020032

2011-11-25 16:28:48
peteum: @JudeClarke This has already been discussed on the internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140104658545946624

2011-11-25 16:26:47
peteum: Big up JH Prynne. Man pours wine like a don. I mean…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140104153593679872

2011-11-25 16:25:58
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Just to announce a very special event tomorrow, JH PRYNNE reading from his new collection, his first UK reading in year …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140103948253134848

2011-11-25 16:25:31
peteum: @ProUnit An animation would be quite good. Sort of semi-realist, like this: http://t.co/TVVGCj86

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140103832884617216

2011-11-25 16:13:02
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11 http://t.co/pnrJd3EV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140100692995096581

2011-11-25 13:56:56
peteum: Little review action of the new 10″ you can’t buy:… http://t.co/9aHoaKsi

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140066441931141120

2011-11-25 13:47:02
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: War on Terror the app launched today. Makes me proud, happy, excited and my pants just a little bit wet with wee. ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140063948249640960

2011-11-25 13:14:51
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: RT @CrushingDeathCB In place of cancelled Higgs gig: C Joynes + Alan WIlkinson + Padang Food Tigers, 7 Dec @ThePort …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140055851703615488

2011-11-25 13:06:28
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Ahmed Harara, who lost his 1st eye on 28 Jan & his 2nd on 19 Nov, leads a march from Mostafa Mohamoud Mosque in Moh …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140053742727856128

2011-11-25 10:54:06
peteum: @ProUnit I think the idea of Wiley talking about his former glories in a post-apocalyptic landscape has dramatic legs bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140020429577388032

2011-11-25 10:09:03
peteum: @ProUnit image of Wiley trying to pull branch off dead Beckettian tree, getting vexed: “don’t test me, bruv!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140009094202400768

2011-11-25 09:46:09
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Actually one day it’ll just be a barren landscape, some cockroaches & Wiley tweeting about how he’s the best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140003328078782464

2011-11-25 09:09:17
peteum: @Laica23 We are ghosts in the machine of domestic life…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139994051314331648

2011-11-25 09:06:27
peteum: “People ask me why I speak in a robot voice. I don’t know. Oh well……I need a shit.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139993340434317312

2011-11-25 09:00:36
peteum: @ProUnit I imagine Wiley in the future with a silvery moustache and a cravat, talking shit at a UKIP do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139991865448611841

2011-11-25 08:58:50
peteum: My g/f, upstairs, talking to herself, in a robot voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139991422907584512

2011-11-25 08:53:00
peteum: @johnedenuk Thanks John! That record is exclusive to Old Wave Of British Music Bloggers for now. No, I should sort that out, you’re right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139989952380403712

2011-11-25 08:50:02
peteum: RT @johnedenuk: Review roundup with carpets, @ekolad @bassclefbass @peteum DOME, Mark Fell & why I don’t write about @Cafeoto http://t.c …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139989206779953152

2011-11-25 08:47:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Happy Birthday Man-dude. Here, I’ve got you these hunting pistols & a racy statuette.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139988610651922432

2011-11-24 22:02:17
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: NOCHEXXX – TRASH IONOSPHERE (IAN’S SAD DEMISE / 1ST FRAME SNIPPET) http://t.co/QuY449gn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139826195016581121

2011-11-24 21:37:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Octopi Wall St.” Lol!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139820001153650688

2011-11-24 21:27:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX any recommendations from this avant trove?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139817328597680128

2011-11-24 21:18:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX David, walk AWAY from the seafood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139815249149825024

2011-11-24 16:53:08
peteum: @joemuggs In my case it was the hangovers caused by the misery of serving the clientele.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139748393709875200

2011-11-24 14:55:10
peteum: @arthurCRS @MinutestoLive Pickled for preservation mate. Fucking ruined on the inside though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139718709072760832

2011-11-24 14:51:55
peteum: @MinutestoLive @arthurCRS Way more hair now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139717888662704128

2011-11-24 14:43:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk More compelling evidence that I remember nothing of the 90s/last week etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139715828642889728

2011-11-24 14:38:50
peteum: Label owner finds the fact that I have confused sides A & B in my press as “rather jolly”. Phew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139714599514681345

2011-11-24 12:50:27
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Unknown Witness testifies at #leveson, says nothing, plays Coil’s CONSTANT SHALLOWNESS LEADS TO EVIL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139687321263022080

2011-11-24 12:05:03
peteum: Writing press about something I know next to nothing about, just like a proper journalist!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139675896830369792

2011-11-24 11:10:55
peteum: RT @eggboycom: My new sounds: Eggboy: The Crow and the Rat’ alternative mix (crushed) http://t.co/eHOroLGV on #SoundCloud

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139662274804719616

2011-11-24 10:39:53
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS (ages of Wikipedia later) Ha ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139654462133374976

2011-11-24 10:16:30
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up cholera. Big up Les Dennis. Big up cheese.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139648580783837184

2011-11-24 10:05:47
peteum: @arthurCRS Doing my head in? Yes. Lord knows why I follow him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139645883431133184

2011-11-24 09:59:47
peteum: @singingadams Real talk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139644370990280704

2011-11-24 09:24:31
peteum: @johnedenuk @NOCHEXXX Think we might be at cross(fader) purposes. This: http://t.co/pXo5bKym

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139635499185868800

2011-11-24 08:50:05
peteum: Big up Bono. Big up Harry Potter. Big up Cecil Rhodes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139626832742985730

2011-11-24 08:48:54
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up bono from u2 he new what to do and cos of him so do we ….lets go

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139626533974315008

2011-11-24 08:27:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dominator. I love that record. Who were/was Sniper?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139621073779048448

2011-11-24 07:55:19
peteum: @johnedenuk 9 out of 10 cats, I shouldn’t wonder. Possibly more!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139613048070606848

2011-11-23 22:07:44
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Right i got that bandage/orthopedic shoe off & now i’m ready to party on two feet!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139465180554866689

2011-11-23 21:03:37
peteum: We were watching Hugh here last week in my yard & asking whither the people of colour or even working folk were…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139449042034900992

2011-11-23 20:55:59
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Get Zomes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139447122041905152

2011-11-23 20:55:36
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Bollocks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139447027460341761

2011-11-23 20:55:11
peteum: I’m ill & I just got marooned on sofa in front of her making a tension basket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139446919268278273

2011-11-23 20:52:45
peteum: Class a bit of a hobbyhorse of mine but it’s instructive that I can enjoy Hugh but Kirstie makes me want 2 kill but it’s same format 100%

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139446307159941120

2011-11-23 12:57:34
peteum: RT @MetPoliceCO11: Great Lord Cthulhu, destroyer of mankind, has arisen from his watery repose and is currently causing a minor traffic …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139326724231012352

2011-11-23 11:55:34
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Congrats to @TerrorBullGames for their just-approved app version of War on Terror http://t.co/NqP7PlJv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139311122493865984

2011-11-23 11:54:04
peteum: Ok kubin & coolhaven “there is a garden” after the pet shop boys for the funeral please.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139310744910036992

2011-11-23 10:39:19
peteum: Painting job. http://t.co/iDV6tsgi

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139291935390179328

2011-11-23 09:55:49
peteum: Lol at The Mouse, making the case for James after the pub the other night. Pete’s indie g/f.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139280985392037888

2011-11-23 09:48:57
peteum: @NOCHEXXX haven’t tagged your elusive self but yr there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139279259486257152

2011-11-22 23:01:12
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Coming to a Facebook near you I think, but tomorrow, soz…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139116244505866240

2011-11-22 22:55:06
peteum: @NOCHEXXX OK dude. Got a few ‘chexxx ones, but mainly about 300 million blurry cow shots!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139114711726825472

2011-11-22 22:05:26
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights @kekw @tapebox Belated massive mutual bigups! Been in work/recovery vortex. Got some pix coming…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139102210444378112

2011-11-22 21:55:39
peteum: RT @RealArshavin: If I get dog, I call him Benton.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139099750808035329

2011-11-22 13:57:23
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Berrocal, Fenech and TazartÃ¨s reviewed by the wonderful Peter Kemp. check! http://t.co/xfTLfV8b

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138979389542117376

2011-11-22 13:24:14
peteum: RT @domfox: Probably more pepper-spraying cop images than you are ever likely to want to see: http://t.co/IGSIjLs8. The Guernica one’s good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138971047453147136

2011-11-22 11:04:17
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Fantastic piece of work. RT @lecanardnoir: Stunned. Utterly stunned by xkcd. http://t.co/G9H38JEa

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138935827332997120

2011-11-22 09:47:26
peteum: Bollocks. Reality again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138916489360191488

2011-11-22 09:37:10
peteum: RT @prancehall: Struggling to come to terms with how bad the new Wiley album is. It’s like seeing an aunt with early signs of dementia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138913905744424960

2011-11-22 09:20:46
peteum: RT @LDN: This is what the Tube map looks like if you can’t use stairs http://t.co/l2uQOOkv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138909778679308288

2011-11-21 22:19:18
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Two days & i get rid of this orthopedic shoe!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138743316182347776

2011-11-21 16:42:07
peteum: @JudeClarke @HughesRich the moustache has made the whole thing all the more troubling…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138658459225821184

2011-11-21 15:39:45
peteum: @HughesRich nice one. On the money i reckon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138642765021057024

2011-11-21 15:28:20
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Saturday’s festivities RT @the_liminal: Bad Timing Turns 10 with Hacker Farm, Pete Um & Sculpture at Aid & Abet http://t …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138639891813761024

2011-11-21 08:29:47
peteum: Grist Archive 21-11-11 http://t.co/IFqUkHK7

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138534560693628928

2011-11-20 15:40:13
peteum: @aidandabet yeah thanks for having us. You run a tight ship.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138280491685130240

2011-11-20 14:46:33
peteum: @zone_styx you’re on fire today bruv!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138266989327155200

2011-11-20 14:30:22
peteum: RT @diss1: on the real tho, fuck the Olympics

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138262913508048896

2011-11-20 14:19:53
peteum: @polytechnic2 and some special poly pain besides I’ll wager

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138260278537232385

2011-11-20 13:09:00
peteum: @HughesRich ha ha! Excellent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138242439830970368

2011-11-20 13:08:31
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Got a great snap of @peteum performing last night http://t.co/Tcn1g8EZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138242315755069440

2011-11-20 11:55:40
peteum: Ha ha just been spoken to by excellent witty old crone on two sticks moving in inches.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138223984637521920

2011-11-20 11:52:10
peteum: T’is a blessing my boss is in seats in front.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138223101845581825

2011-11-20 11:48:04
peteum: I’m gonna yawn this church down.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138222070784995328

2011-11-20 11:32:49
peteum: Trying to do the money tins to Boney M and shit super loud & then oh fuck church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138218231893737472

2011-11-20 10:19:10
peteum: Then immediately I spy two paintings leaning against graffiti wall near old hospital. The Barmy Art dude I presume?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138199700435247105

2011-11-20 10:09:32
peteum: Hungover epiphany of bright sun glinting through spray from guy washing his car in Tesco car park Stevie Wonder’s Days top volume on stereo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138197275536142336

2011-11-20 10:05:54
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Monster? #um http://t.co/7MqDbRw4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138196358631919616

2011-11-20 09:08:05
peteum: Bad Timing’s 10th Birthday duly celebrated? Check. Full working day ahead? Check. Every kind of pain? Check.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138181810197762048

2011-11-19 17:25:50
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sorry, I am actually just going through tons of photos at the moment. I’m not totally mental.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137944683967033344

2011-11-19 17:24:12
peteum: @bloodrainbow And back on again. http://t.co/sS4YfuzN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137944268491853824

2011-11-19 16:47:18
peteum: @bloodrainbow No, it was cool. We found a workaround for the OS vista or whatever. I just took a photo for laffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137934985993781248

2011-11-19 16:45:51
peteum: @bloodrainbow We were too in AWE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137934623844995073

2011-11-19 16:38:36
peteum: @bloodrainbow My g/f won’t forget that Acid Mothers gig in a while! http://t.co/dXbCxlAm

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137932797422731265

2011-11-19 16:29:23
peteum: @JimBowers9 Thanks Jimbow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137930477217644545

2011-11-19 16:25:23
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Tonight: come and celebrate 10 years of @badtimingnights Starts: 7.30pm http://t.co/hqKFFT8o

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137929473533280256

2011-11-19 15:07:15
peteum: @badtimingnights @kekw Facebook sez Fleet Services M3 “about an hour ago” :0 I was just guessing M11. Cake smells good though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137909809101025280

2011-11-19 15:04:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood Echokrank…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137909161353687040

2011-11-19 14:47:17
peteum: @neverfadingwood I listened to that the other day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904784098336768

2011-11-19 14:45:38
peteum: RT @doncorleonie: the making of kenboothe and da professor on antique riddim http://t.co/UxWLnGQj

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904369206177793

2011-11-19 14:45:32
peteum: @kekw is a badman blogger posting about @NOCHEXXX cruising up the M11!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904342316498944

2011-11-19 13:02:50
peteum: 20_5_05_(2) Diary. http://t.co/ZVSo4rzN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137878497422094336

2011-11-18 23:21:42
peteum: Son calls for “new water” from his bunk, which eager-to-please g/f duly fetches. “any other refreshments?” “yeah, silence.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137671853337620481

2011-11-18 22:17:29
peteum: @fritzbogott Have a real nice birthday, fiction-face!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137655692436836352

2011-11-18 22:11:02
peteum: @NOCHEXXX This is clearly Bobby in blackface http://t.co/dpFS7n5R Sorry to burst your bubble.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137654072294641665

2011-11-18 21:52:08
peteum: Sonic milkchurns, zoetropes, “displays”… @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @kekw @NOCHEXXX @tapebox http://t.co/690F4XXd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137649312594272257

2011-11-18 21:43:19
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: lookin forward @kekw @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @tapebox http://t.co/fwXoH9Cl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137647094767951872

2011-11-18 18:59:31
peteum: Grist Archive 18-11-11 http://t.co/M6X3kx4Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137605872108060672

2011-11-18 18:43:34
peteum: RT @kekw: Looking forward very much to playing / hanging with @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137601861304848384

2011-11-18 16:33:06
peteum: RT @faisalislam: Did a leading US Presidential candidate really say: “we need a leader, not a reader”? It’s time to start learning Mandarin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137569025931755520

2011-11-18 16:18:48
peteum: @fritzbogott Don’t forget East Anglia is very flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137565426036113408

2011-11-18 16:14:12
peteum: And four of them were Brain Of Morbius.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137564269398065152

2011-11-18 16:13:49
peteum: Would I have ever played Europe if Bad Timing hadn’t booked Felix Kubin? Well, yes, but only to 8 people in Switzerland.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137564175223365632

2011-11-18 16:10:31
peteum: @chapmusic I OWN that line. Toto just hold it for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137563344222691328

2011-11-18 16:08:01
peteum: @chapmusic Thanks Chaps. I will be dangerous right up until the point of actual DANGER & pose looking mean on the line.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137562713432924160

2011-11-18 16:02:57
peteum: How many tweets would I have tweeted without Bad Timing? Not 6000 I’m sure!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137561440335839232

2011-11-18 16:01:04
peteum: Venetian Snares did some crack in the bogs and went straight back in there by mistake!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560967188987904

2011-11-18 16:00:00
peteum: @chapmusic Many many! Harry Merry may still be there now, holding a chip midway thru a conversation!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560697939828736

2011-11-18 15:59:15
peteum: Not that The Chap got confused, or did that I am aware of kinda ting…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560506612449280

2011-11-18 15:58:02
peteum: Big up The Chap. How many other acts have got confused outside the toilets in the Citadel Of Dreams?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560202630266880

2011-11-18 15:57:03
peteum: RT @chapmusic: ten years of @badtimingnights ! http://t.co/NNhdNWzz we played one of our first ever shows there…almost ten years ago! …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559953874493440

2011-11-18 15:56:10
peteum: Plus Sculpture. Sculpture! They piss all over other zoetropic acts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559730376814592

2011-11-18 15:54:16
peteum: @fritzbogott And say “sorry sunshine, you’re meant to be in East Anglia.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559252645593088

2011-11-18 15:53:13
peteum: @fritzbogott I’ll smile beatifically and give you a wink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558989524316160

2011-11-18 15:52:20
peteum: Plus Hacker Farm features Kid Shirt, who pretty much invented music blogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558769017163777

2011-11-18 15:51:06
peteum: Plus Jo has a Phd in AI but she gave it all up for the stage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558455652335616

2011-11-18 15:50:03
peteum: It’s probably about 100 years in non-experimental, electronic, noise, lofi, radiophonics, diy, weird pop, randomness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558191683813376

2011-11-18 15:49:24
peteum: I will be very disappointed too. Ten years is a big ting innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558027564892160

2011-11-18 15:45:22
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: If you’re in Cambridge tomorrow night and don’t go to @badtimingnights 10th birthday then I’ll be very disappoâ€¦ (co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137557013822578688

2011-11-18 10:09:10
peteum: @JudeClarke remind me to do an impromptu JUDE TRIAL next time such a situation arises.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137472408666902528

2011-11-18 09:12:16
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: got a nice hefty package of throbbing gristle in my fist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137458089082355713

2011-11-18 09:11:45
peteum: @JudeClarke thanks for coming and being a micro-critic I thought it was great, but allo allo amazing!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137457957016305665

2011-11-18 09:07:18
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137456839280439298

2011-11-18 08:22:56
peteum: @Laica23 http://t.co/avzSNUPO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137445670176047104

2011-11-18 08:21:36
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa @ergophizmiz I shall have to hear this! And before my demise (obviously).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137445335797739520

2011-11-17 21:59:41
peteum: Halo halo are really good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137288826358992896

2011-11-17 20:12:53
peteum: Ah, pissed lady playing with my hair. Halo Halo sounding alright too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137261949015699456

2011-11-17 20:08:05
peteum: Good bogs in the corner house though. Nice features. I appreciate a good pub toilet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137260741253267456

2011-11-17 20:00:11
peteum: One of the mourners has puked in the loos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137258753950089217

2011-11-17 19:53:28
peteum: It’s something about the awkward futility of the social murk of a soundcheck that both parties expect to redeem in the gig.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137257062374719488

2011-11-17 19:48:41
peteum: Flailing in dark/different language/different agenda. Conceit embarrassing me now. Something there though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137255856843661313

2011-11-17 19:44:10
peteum: Relationship between band & engineer like romantic one, please forgive conceit. Necessary with fundamental flaws mostly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137254724176064512

2011-11-17 19:30:36
peteum: Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137251309228269568

2011-11-17 19:25:28
peteum: Left as g/f putting pie & mash on table. Got yesterday’s Greek salad in my bag with the 4-ways & shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137250017302949888

2011-11-17 19:23:16
peteum: Sat amidst the remains of a wake. Lily Allen on the juke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137249461029191680

2011-11-17 19:21:40
peteum: Don’t know why I still turn up on time after all these years. First on but only soundcheck I might miss is my own. Not moaning Dan

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137249061723045888

2011-11-17 16:58:12
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: You get a different breed of shotter in Hove: Message reads “The damsels are in the tower. See me at tea-time”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137212953354186752

2011-11-16 18:58:49
peteum: RT @Laica23: This Saturday @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox and not me because I’m at work : ( but you should go, it will be …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136880922837528576

2011-11-16 09:41:22
peteum: As my coffin slides away, please play the Pet Shop Boys’ It’s A Sin. It will be jokes, trust me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136740636568199168

2011-11-16 09:12:09
peteum: Grist Archive 16-11-11 http://t.co/FzoT4dx7

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136733282694991872

2011-11-16 08:57:20
peteum: @kekw @50quidsoundboy MIDI was FIRST. ok, not strictly true but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136729551802863617

2011-11-15 22:32:36
peteum: RT @the_no: Really, Britain? Not your nan’s gas bill, your kids’ schools, your hospitals or your jobs, just fucking petrol prices? #WeAr …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136572333560307712

2011-11-15 22:29:26
peteum: RT @mushybees: A local gym are now following me. Good to see they do their research! GYMS ARE FOR CUNTS! GET TO SEVERE FUCK HEALTH NAZIS!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136571536311189506

2011-11-15 11:48:14
peteum: Grist Archive 15-11-11 http://t.co/bCNR674V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136410175140663296

2011-11-14 10:01:03
peteum: That last Audioboo the evergreen THF Drenching with a taster for forthcoming in your faces!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136020813362106368

2011-11-14 09:59:45
peteum: Audioboo: http://t.co/pDJJlHPV via @Audioboo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136020483660460032

2011-11-14 09:49:22
peteum: Fuck Wiley’s “special relationship” lapdog mentality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136017871867346944

2011-11-14 09:46:27
peteum: Unfortunately I was looking for something for my girlfriend’s birthday. Worryingly, temple of human misery Primark came thru.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136017138208079877

2011-11-14 09:38:43
peteum: My brother thought it was Janis on the Minimoog & EMS Synthi AKS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136015193179295744

2011-11-14 09:36:43
peteum: Also Delta 5, a Soviet cultural exchange thing of South African music, and Plugged In Joplin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136014688805855232

2011-11-14 09:33:09
peteum: Someone got rid of their Scientist Rids The World Of The Evil Curse Of The Vampires, and I got it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136013790813761537

2011-11-14 09:29:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Doo-wopera?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136012943543369728

2011-11-14 09:27:08
peteum: Wiley inching ever closer to totalitarian leanings…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136012276829401088

2011-11-14 09:25:46
peteum: RT @Wiley__: big up the house in swansea that looks like hitler

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136011934746152960

2011-11-14 09:04:29
peteum: Bad Timing Nights http://t.co/Z5gjw7fF

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136006577319723008

2011-11-14 18:17:16
peteum: Grist Archive 14-11-11 http://t.co/Ut35XkOX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136145690899382273

2011-11-12 14:45:33
peteum: @micheleidesmith it told me I was room-temp Buckfast, the cheeky thing! Probably making a point…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135367635008368640

2011-11-12 14:41:03
peteum: @MaxTundra certainly remember carelessly handling my friend’s copy back in the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135366502328176640

2011-11-12 12:52:55
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11_(2) http://t.co/lVmhJGs0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135339287897059328

2011-11-12 12:03:56
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11 http://t.co/rRw9TB1V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135326960992784384

2011-11-12 11:46:42
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: Twitter adds “denigrate” and “condemn” buttons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135322623361040384

2011-11-12 11:30:33
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Just caught a frog. Not for pleasure. Not a euphemism.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135318561563492353

2011-11-12 00:22:16
peteum: @kekw ah, tripping with the cops. Once I found myself in a car pursuing a police vehicle, which thankfully we did not catch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135150382023311360

2011-11-11 23:34:18
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Got arrested with a mate who, unbeknownst to me, had a copy of Sheik Yerbouti under his coat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135138310417952769

2011-11-11 21:36:46
peteum: I actually did – first time in about 5 years. About halfway through it struck me that I ought to share this on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135108731653459968

2011-11-11 21:35:35
peteum: Just conditioned my hair.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135108434830950400

2011-11-11 20:47:38
peteum: RT @hackneymarshman: Today I found an angry poem written on a door and tossed into an aquatic skip on the Lea canal. http://t.co/yWjbNnca

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135096367440863232

2011-11-11 19:46:31
peteum: Would like to thank @arthurCRS for finessing my hair/avatar. Nice chap, worth a follow etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135080985158107136

2011-11-11 19:44:51
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Thanks PB!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135080567275393024

2011-11-11 19:31:17
peteum: RT @aidandabet: We have two new exciting events during November: 1. 10 Years of Bad Timing 2. The Collected and The Collectable http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135077153355214848

2011-11-11 18:22:31
peteum: Grist Archive 11-11-11 http://t.co/sVGJR0us

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135059845408759808

2011-11-11 18:09:31
peteum: @_felixmartin Just wanted to show off my new do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135056577412612097

2011-11-11 16:37:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Ha! Whatever you’ve decided to pay yourself, it isn’t enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135033374694842368

2011-11-11 16:15:03
peteum: @JudeClarke The magic Um formula: one third silly voices, one third fumbling with minidiscs and one third pissedness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135027767975755776

2011-11-11 16:13:17
peteum: @JudeClarke That was my 2nd guess. Well, glad it’s smirkable after all these years.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135027322976874498

2011-11-11 16:08:16
peteum: @JudeClarke Cocaine Jihad?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135026063809060864

2011-11-11 16:00:40
peteum: Right, new profile pic needed pronto. Two many cassette & crossbones johnnies threatening my daring originality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135024149205749760

2011-11-11 15:56:42
peteum: @arthurCRS *scratches unfollow finger but remains twistedly fascinated in ongoing love-hate relationship with delusional egomaniac MC*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135023150701346816

2011-11-11 13:36:19
peteum: Walked past funeral place earlier & there’s a dude washing a hearse singing along loudly to Angels by Robbie Williams. I am not joking

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134987820925333505

2011-11-11 13:33:14
peteum: @ekolad Are you sure you don’t mean “frustratingly sexy”?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134987045172027392

2011-11-11 13:29:19
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Our mate, playing on Dec 7th RT @Bo_Weavil: C Joynes interview…. http://t.co/kINWwmCo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134986060596920320

2011-11-11 09:27:40
peteum: Economists are getting sexier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134925246292697088

2011-11-11 08:32:58
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: WTF????? i’m getting spam on an UNPUBLISHED blog post?!?!? what next – an art critic under the bed?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134911482839302145

2011-11-10 21:39:29
peteum: Staring at about 7000 records trying to find a Bhundu Boys LP to prove a point. Decided it wasn’t worth it. Then found two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134747027136450560

2011-11-10 19:05:25
peteum: Web of doom! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134708254793138177

2011-11-10 18:14:55
peteum: @mywall We need a lot more marches, but we’ll get ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134695544940535809

2011-11-10 12:04:11
peteum: @arthurCRS I was going to use Pot too, but got consumed in quagmire of relative genocidal evils.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134602250201993217

2011-11-10 12:00:16
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries the whimsically named Disc Manufacturing Services saw me right. Don’t know about 7s at 33…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134601264171458561

2011-11-10 11:54:01
peteum: @johnedenuk that did just pop into my head, unsurprisingly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134599688518242304

2011-11-10 11:52:23
peteum: Yesterday the protests may have delayed the mastering of Wiley’s album. Banner-waving numpties need a little perspective perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134599279137406976

2011-11-10 11:49:13
peteum: Big up Darth Vader. Big up Winnie The Pooh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134598481330442240

2011-11-10 11:47:00
peteum: @arthurCRS big up Pol Pot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134597922695290880

2011-11-10 11:42:32
peteum: Think I have followed and unfollowed Wiley almost four times.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134596801847242752

2011-11-10 11:39:07
peteum: Big up Myra Hindley etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134595941163466752

2011-11-10 11:37:34
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up all the famous people in the world….for whatever reason ur famous big up ….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134595548169768960

2011-11-10 11:25:34
peteum: Covering for someone else today. I’m “the next best thing” apparently. Nice to be appreciated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134592530548400128

2011-11-10 10:13:19
peteum: @JudeClarke That must be 10 years old if it’s a day. Please destroy this embarrassing piece of juvenalia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134574348693536768

2011-11-10 09:59:50
peteum: Poppyganda on the BBC.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134570955283509248

2011-11-10 09:06:05
peteum: I worry that my freaky-deaky domicile might be a bit of an experience for this dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134557428699242496

2011-11-10 09:04:33
peteum: My g/f’s sweet nature means that tonight we have a shy & unworldly Sicilian gentleman staying who speaks no Inglese. Back home he runs a B&B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134557040650616832

2011-11-09 22:16:12
peteum: It would appear going to bed at 10:15 after watching nature programmes is the new rock ‘n’ roll.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134393880723460096

2011-11-09 21:36:11
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: next week catch me DJ-ing @badtimingnights 10th anniversary http://t.co/wTgwbSzr supporting the mighty @kekw @FarmerGlitc …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134383807724924931

2011-11-09 13:19:15
peteum: Drinkify – Pete Um http://t.co/VDVyoUfl via @musichackday

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134258753087348736

2011-11-09 12:31:29
peteum: @MaxTundra great great gran! My granny had a pet owl called Spooky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134246731612299264

2011-11-09 11:17:24
peteum: @_L_M_C_ conjures up memories of happy constipated hours reading that book as a child. Douglas Adams would be on Twitter, if he could.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134228086299439104

2011-11-09 11:07:43
peteum: @_L_M_C_ were you on a train?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134225649845022721

2011-11-09 10:38:26
peteum: @_L_M_C_ which one?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134218281128169473

2011-11-09 10:33:39
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: And another day winds down to its inevitable end….see you tomorrow…….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134217075563569152

2011-11-09 10:30:25
peteum: If Alvin Lucier ever came round my house I’d show him into the sitting room and then disappear for ten minutes, just for a laugh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134216264913666048

2011-11-08 12:02:42
peteum: RT @LillyDigital: @peteum what’s ‘grist’ Pete?? Confused.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133877101400031234

2011-11-08 11:56:37
peteum: Grist Archive 8-11-11 http://t.co/3jxlVt3g

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133875569602469888

2011-11-08 11:46:13
peteum: @ekolad Badman nuh wear nuh slipper.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133872952914624512

2011-11-08 11:42:10
peteum: Pretty cold in the flat today and I’ve got bare feet. Well, I’ve got two but they’re pretty cold I must say!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133871934000730113

2011-11-08 11:36:53
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Float Riverer, Halo Halo and Pete Um are playing next week. You should come, you’d enjoy it. You especially. http:/ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133870602179194880

2011-11-08 11:18:25
peteum: @arthurCRS Big man in Hove, yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133865954076672000

2011-11-08 11:02:07
peteum: @badtimingnights I can relate to that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133861851296571394

2011-11-08 10:34:01
peteum: @badtimingnights There’s something profound in that, but my Humanities 2:1 isn’t telling me what it is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133854781344194561

2011-11-08 10:30:26
peteum: Sorry, singing over grindingly awkward shithop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853877882720258

2011-11-08 10:29:53
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t get smartificial with me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853739948843009

2011-11-08 10:28:57
peteum: I myself am pretty good at singing over tapes, for instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853505445302272

2011-11-08 10:28:09
peteum: I think perhaps there should be some sort of amnesty on withholding personal information in the name of modesty etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853306664660992

2011-11-08 10:25:57
peteum: People who promote experimental music gigs in Cambridge are so brash.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133852750361526272

2011-11-08 10:24:15
peteum: In addition, I’m reminded of the time when I only found out Andrew had a girlfriend when he announced he was moving to America to marry her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133852322504781824

2011-11-08 10:21:15
peteum: Also, I’m pretty impressed and thought you might be too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133851568050151424

2011-11-08 10:20:00
peteum: I knew this would reflect badly on me/get me in trouble but I am drawn to it like a Scorpio with borderline personality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133851253569617923

2011-11-08 10:14:13
peteum: @arthurCRS you like Tango In The Night and dog floristry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133849798666231809

2011-11-08 10:12:54
peteum: I suppose it’s possible that I’ve been told but I was being drunk and self-centred at the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133849467072942080

2011-11-08 10:10:48
peteum: @chapmusic very large, complicated gold star.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848938871668736

2011-11-08 10:08:59
peteum: “You don’t ask the right questions”, opines the mouse. Quite.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848483521249280

2011-11-08 10:07:29
peteum: Did you know Jo Bad Timing has a Phd in Artificial Intelligence? I didn’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848103466967040

2011-11-08 10:02:55
peteum: Glad it’s not just the mouse that gets muddled.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133846956777807873

2011-11-08 10:00:39
peteum: Chris now telling me him & Simon were going to form “Coins” to capitalise on the confusion. Joynes/Koynes/Loynes innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133846384188194816

2011-11-08 09:55:27
peteum: And how all the Wire writers love tango. No offence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133845077251465216

2011-11-08 09:53:23
peteum: Enjoying telling C Joynes about his new hairy little brother Simon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133844557287796736

2011-11-07 23:24:56
peteum: New American drugs will stop teh mentals!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133686400859111425

2011-11-07 23:23:30
peteum: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133686039695990785

2011-11-07 15:55:45
peteum: @DSG_DSG posing such questions is essentially bourgeois & counter-revolutionary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133573361111547905

2011-11-07 13:24:35
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: when the other kids in my middle class neighbourhood are going to tennis/clarinet/dance class, my daughter is going …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133535316404477952

2011-11-07 13:15:53
peteum: “is that see-a-batta?” Yeah, do want it? “no.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133533130895273984

2011-11-07 13:14:44
peteum: “Did you see it? It was an out of the way number. I just pressed a button.” Some true-life crime.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133532840343257089

2011-11-07 13:06:07
peteum: Dining with old-timers having Â£5 pub lunch menu in newmarket. “do you want it with cream or ice cream?” “i don’t mind.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133530672743727104

2011-11-07 12:41:44
peteum: Imagine if humourous double meaning tweets grew irreparably stale but you couldn’t stop coming up with them & went insane.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133524533767454720

2011-11-06 11:24:45
peteum: @HughesRich Beer using other hand?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133142774861139968

2011-11-06 11:14:42
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: Because people have no thoughts to deal in,they deal cards,and try and win one another’s money. Idiots! ~ Schopenhauer …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133140244747919360

2011-11-05 21:41:49
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(3) http://t.co/9ybuZm2U

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132935674025361408

2011-11-05 21:22:07
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(2) http://t.co/csBIMP6B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132930719621185536

2011-11-05 14:43:12
peteum: Ha Pete um spotting the pill- counting errors people signing as correct for a week. Careful risk-assessor, don’t play my game I’ll test ya!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132830325444321280

2011-11-05 14:25:30
peteum: Pro re nata http://t.co/ENTfi3W9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132825872163020801

2011-11-05 08:27:17
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11 http://t.co/EMPMHz8E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132735722556882944

2011-11-04 17:34:29
peteum: Romantik 1 http://t.co/31ITJDbC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132511042063450113

2011-11-04 17:10:25
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11_(2) http://t.co/FynUhCZQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132504987182964736

2011-11-04 16:46:42
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11 http://t.co/DoESHgrZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132499017119698944

2011-11-04 11:45:58
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Acid Mothers Temple tour starts tonight at The Portland, Cambridge. Sold out but a few door tickets on sale 7:45. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132423337052868608

2011-11-03 12:02:43
peteum: @davidedwardwarn Amazing Twitter presence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132065163657494529

2011-11-02 13:18:55
peteum: @tapebox 17 golden hits. Thanks man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131721952925720576

2011-11-01 12:00:03
peteum: Massive error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131339716531462144

2011-11-01 10:30:06
peteum: @arthurCRS No, those days are over. Straight up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131317081571463169

2011-11-01 10:28:14
peteum: I’m gonna sort out the feng shui in this flat if it k…aaaargh!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131316609750007808

2011-11-01 10:26:33
peteum: @arthurCRS I don’t get it. Which reminds me, did you get it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131316186083368960

2011-11-01 10:09:29
peteum: @bloodrainbow Strictly Sally Ann blud.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131311891082514432

2011-11-01 10:07:11
peteum: I think Capitalism will still be here by the time I get this shelving unit-o-vinyl in place but not by much of a margin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131311315082940416

2011-11-01 10:03:27
peteum: Anyway the stripping’s done. Now for the bit that I clearly haven’t thought through properly. #failedphysics

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131310373717553153

2011-11-01 10:00:43
peteum: Then it drops Daniel Higgs at his most devoutly lo-fi as if in pisstake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131309686652796928

2011-11-01 09:57:33
peteum: You can cue up 11+ hrs of music in the playlist for yr mammoth DIY session & press randomize but if Winamp wants Chamillionaire so be it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131308890431295488

2011-11-01 08:44:23
peteum: Grist Archive 1-11-11 http://t.co/naCzLa7v

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131290474513301504

2011-11-01 08:10:01
peteum: @johnedenuk Oh my days. Bloggers’ Wags fodder if I ever heard it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131281827087392768

2011-11-01 07:28:47
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Capatlism is crisis lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131271452048621568

2011-10-31 20:20:48
peteum: Grist Archive 31-10-11 http://t.co/Jrk7jE1G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131103347305492480

2011-10-31 18:51:01
peteum: Vegan heart attack on a plate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131080752673718274

2011-10-31 15:42:50
peteum: Tenant sings: “medication’s what you need… Pete needs a suppository…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131033393445085184

2011-10-30 18:18:29
peteum: Booze review! Thistly Cross Cider. Sweet, very appley and a bit of woomph in the deep, broad strength. Annoyingly distant Scottish origin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130710178663374848

2011-10-30 12:55:54
peteum: @nobrelmes *solemn face* and the last too, I shouldn’t wonder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130628996391124992

2011-10-30 12:52:23
peteum: @jonnymugwump It was great man. Sorry if you are broken and broke. I am a bit. That damned Irishman in the Granby has all my rock wages.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130628113003585536

2011-10-30 12:49:06
peteum: She suggested “crikey”. Made me laugh until my eyes were bruising in their sockets with the strain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130627286000087040

2011-10-30 12:47:51
peteum: Astonishingly high in Hamburg in July, me & Jo were wondering what the first word uttered by a human might have been.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130626972693958656

2011-10-30 12:45:23
peteum: Thanks and praises to @jonnymugwump who will be receiving the keys to the city of Cambridge shortly for his exotic efforts inna pylon style.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130626350414430208

2011-10-30 12:41:20
peteum: @kekw MASSIVE TELEVISED WORLD GOVERNMENT STATE FUNERAL FOR DEBORD IN THE FUTURE-NOW!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130625332054208512

2011-10-30 12:12:55
peteum: It’s all there to give all that uppity shit in your feed a little perspective I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130618179532750848

2011-10-30 12:11:45
peteum: Some proper dystopian Trends today. GAGA IS OUR QUEEN DEMI IS STRONG CHERSONTHEXFACTOR NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT GUY DEBORD RIP WE’RE FUCKED.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130617885365252096

2011-10-30 12:06:20
peteum: G/f’s got her period for Halloween.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130616522065457153

2011-10-30 12:05:53
peteum: Found the TV remote. Media blackout is over. It was blending with adaptors.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130616410639572992

2011-10-30 10:58:22
peteum: @bloodrainbow you are the real Lovejoy and I claim my Â£5.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130599420558450688

2011-10-29 21:18:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX behbeh. #thevichygovernment

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130393013649289216

2011-10-29 21:02:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX virtually far east side yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130389076594528256

2011-10-29 20:59:28
peteum: RT @MCHammer: You knew this would happen. You cannot eliminate the middle class and expect quiet resolution. #occupyoakland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130388303412338688

2011-10-29 17:57:11
peteum: @singingadams fuck your dubious provincial ents efforts. But have a good one! Say hi to hamish…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130342427516088320

2011-10-29 12:11:34
peteum: Getting hassled by @singingadams in new cross to come to gig in Cambridge. What’s wrong with this picture…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130255451395854336

2011-10-28 11:09:33
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries I don’t get it. You need ID to enter a Vortex?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129877459389784064

2011-10-28 11:07:38
peteum: @IainChambers MFU first on at 8.45! Don’t sleep!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129876974402404352

2011-10-28 11:05:25
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk True dat. “Spiral Tribe” stole my headphones once, back in the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129876416748732417

2011-10-28 08:30:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You are a next-level pansy, bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129837489073569792

2011-10-28 08:19:19
peteum: TONIGHT!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834616222793729

2011-10-28 08:19:04
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: PLEASE RT: GLORIOUS FREAKZ – Woebot @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus & The Doozer @vortexjazz London tomorrow Â£8 http …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834553715081217

2011-10-28 08:18:36
peteum: This one’s just pathetic personal begging:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834435922239489

2011-10-28 08:17:24
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: TONIGHT! Â£8 4 a nite of lovely off-world craziness @vortexjazz @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus, Doozer & Woebot (DJ) …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834132829253634

2011-10-28 08:17:12
peteum: Next retweet is contractual.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834083143516160

2011-10-28 08:16:25
peteum: @johnedenuk Excellent. Please be tall, bespectacled & somewhere loud & dark so I recognise you. I’ll try & be catastrophically pissed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129833886069964800

2011-10-28 07:57:03
peteum: @oscillatordrift better email me yr address again too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129829012188037120

2011-10-28 07:56:27
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just when I’d learned to cope with the “summer of 69″ concept, this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129828862958903296

2011-10-28 07:50:31
peteum: @johnedenuk plus that film doesn’t make a great case for anything IMHO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129827369367248896

2011-10-28 07:46:19
peteum: @johnedenuk Spiral Tribe more remarkable for what they did/catalysed than believed? What’s that book, Altered State? Recommended!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129826313430237184

2011-10-28 21:26:37
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: glutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysyl-isoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanyl …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130032746675445760

2011-10-28 17:46:48
peteum: RT @richtextformat: Dear Brighton: does anyone have a spare wheelchair I take my friend with Muscular Dystrophy around White Night tomor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129977428792709120

2011-10-28 17:41:25
peteum: Waiting to soundcheck, listening to, uh…the pharcyde I believe. #Timevortex.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129976073172684800

2011-10-28 14:48:57
peteum: @cowsarejustfood …/radio on…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129932669793484800

2011-10-28 14:40:56
peteum: RT @thewiremagazine: …Woebot/The Doozer/Man From Uranus/Pete Um/Nochexxx @vortexjazz, Phonofemme in Vienna http://t.co/yViAJnDH, @WFMU …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129930652207419393

2011-10-28 14:37:06
peteum: Incoming freaks… http://t.co/Brhwu1q5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129929687043555328

2011-10-28 13:39:58
peteum: @Jim_Jepps http://t.co/HopTw5n7 There was an article too?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129915312773664768

2011-10-28 12:16:28
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries It’s probably cos all the old jazz types were lying & swapping tickets & pressing stamps skin 2 skin & that & now we suffer:(

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129894298761179136

2011-10-28 12:08:22
peteum: @arthurCRS Don’t test my broadband speed yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129892260656586752

2011-10-28 11:54:21
peteum: @arthurCRS Steps Steps

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129888729732096000

2011-10-28 11:51:16
peteum: @arthurCRS The Scottish band.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129887956122087424

2011-10-27 21:20:29
peteum: @eggboycom http://t.co/yoSafCTZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129668817059196928

2011-10-27 21:18:58
peteum: @eggboycom Vortex Dalston fool. Do you have internets?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129668435515932672

2011-10-27 20:53:19
peteum: RT @TheRecordPusher: On #vinyl again @theResidents @residents http://t.co/Hryjpwe1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129661980637282304

2011-10-27 20:52:43
peteum: @eggboycom Don’t be late tomorrow eh? No going back to fetch gloves and shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129661830229536770

2011-10-27 20:17:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dude I think I’m all out of 004s again if you feel like repping old school C-town please pack some

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129653046052532224

2011-10-27 19:13:27
peteum: My highly principled vegan girlfriend just ate chicken in error. I support veganism strongly but am also passionate advocate of pisstaking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129636845087764481

2011-10-27 13:08:56
peteum: Is my philosophy degree helping me mop this floor? Probably is a bit actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129545113797017601

2011-10-27 11:11:57
peteum: Dreamt of the apocalypse again. It’s always floods. East Anglia ting I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129515674711232513

2011-10-27 10:43:12
peteum: @BBCSoundEffects grr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129508437322235904

2011-10-27 10:32:43
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Next on the schedule? Float Riverer + Halo Halo + Pete Um – Nov 17th @ The Corner House http://t.co/56747J3r

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129505801730658304

2011-10-27 09:04:33
peteum: If you wanna ride…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129483612881035264

2011-10-27 09:04:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: opening up new wormholes tomorrow at The Vortex with @horsechatter http://t.co/d2egXAIh http://t.co/h98tGtia

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129483489216184320

2011-10-26 20:15:00
peteum: RT @mushybees: Can’t help thinking they’ve missed a trick by not having the Evil Emperor present the young apprentice.#myyoungapprentice

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129289950658170880

2011-10-26 20:09:00
peteum: RT @yestobbq: “When the banks get bailouts & the people get tear gassed, it’s blatantly clear who the government works for.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129288437281980416

2011-10-26 10:44:19
peteum: RT @occupyoakland: One protester injured. Rubber bullet to the head. http://t.co/Bgv1nRiL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129146330298859520

2011-10-25 19:00:43
peteum: @kekw love it here: http://t.co/nWmef1Uw about 10:15 when Zappa lays it on the line.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128908868209217536

2011-10-25 18:57:16
peteum: RT @windowords: Man to woman : ‘Just coming to check the drains for rats, my lovely…’

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128907998990049280

2011-10-25 18:53:31
peteum: @kekw Not what yr looking for but book I’m reading is called American Theocracy. http://t.co/Dz2kqkBP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128907054311161857

2011-10-25 18:46:39
peteum: Grist Archive 25-10-11 http://t.co/6uVNfUGz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128905327260340226

2011-10-25 18:20:59
peteum: “As we travel the coming weeks, can I ask you to be so kind and post LP to my office address. Anticipated and look forward. Warm greetings.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128898865897291776

2011-10-25 18:19:40
peteum: Discogs Eric Clapton buyer in Luxembourg hella polite tho:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128898536992550913

2011-10-25 13:41:08
peteum: RT @jackseale: Why St Paul’s Cathedral is, for a lot of people, always closed: http://t.co/ofNdCsKD #occupylondon

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128828441356288000

2011-10-25 13:33:36
peteum: I really need a less Cassetteboy-ish profile pic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128826543463084032

2011-10-25 13:31:45
peteum: @arthurCRS Package for Hove in the post. U.S.A! U.S.A! etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128826077794672640

2011-10-25 12:44:41
peteum: Hey retard make $ with your computer or enjoy your low paying job.. go to newslink5(dot)com #thanksforthat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128814235080851457

2011-10-25 11:10:25
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon live @vortexjazz FRIDAY w/ @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer, Man From Uranus & Woebot – vids, tickets here: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128790513028575232

2011-10-25 10:33:39
peteum: RT @Yoshka_Pundrik: One thing about solidarity with #DaleFarm residents — it was always easy to know why we were there. http://t.co/H3Q …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128781260825960448

2011-10-25 09:26:17
peteum: @MaxTundra Thanks Maxwell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128764305553367040

2011-10-25 09:24:42
peteum: @mushybees I think the music will be punishment enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128763908436672514

2011-10-25 09:23:34
peteum: @derekwalmsley Ha! Hear, hear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128763622280273920

2011-10-25 09:19:12
peteum: Got to send Eric Clapton’s Slowhand to some dude in Luxembourg today. Be thankful UK. #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128762524832235520

2011-10-25 08:56:31
peteum: Thing I wrote when Peel died: http://t.co/pQH3f7LS #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128756813079388160

2011-10-25 08:46:12
peteum: @zone_styx I don’t know if “youtube derive” is yours but I’m just going to write it down in my little Pete’s Original Genius notebook…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128754216981368832

2011-10-24 15:12:12
peteum: Just posted an ad on http://t.co/m2PWaP3C – check it out: http://t.co/zXCUlTHd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128488970773479425

2011-10-24 12:29:54
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/PPX5c5xU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128448125059862528

2011-10-24 12:13:45
peteum: Party with friends. Party with family. Party with colleagues. Party at Tenpin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128444061580394496

2011-10-24 11:10:00
peteum: @arthurCRS you’re a dog florist and you like Olly Murs #nextlevelinsults

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128428017503580160

2011-10-24 11:07:36
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I don’t need 3 mate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128427415843250176

2011-10-24 10:58:53
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/JF0XwbGN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128425221354045440

2011-10-24 07:31:06
peteum: Grist Archive 24-10-11 http://t.co/n4MOWXbG

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128372930236256256

2011-10-24 07:20:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Dog floristry should be a thing. Bit like monkey tennis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128370314110443520

2011-10-24 07:14:29
peteum: @Hot_Chip Nice, as they say, one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128368750973026304

2011-10-24 07:10:46
peteum: RT @Hot_Chip: DON’T MISS London party Oct 28th @ VORTEX DALSTON feat POWERFUL eccentric @peteum + @NOCHEXX amongst other GOOD EGGS>& …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128367815114760192

2011-10-24 07:09:57
peteum: @J_Loewenstein I went to Catholic Mass. Rock & roll.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128367609602248704

2011-10-23 14:30:57
peteum: @ergophizmiz @IainChambers curiouser and curiouser…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128116200076087296

2011-10-23 14:25:10
peteum: @singingadams you should get lord Charles to give you a special tour…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128114748330999809

2011-10-23 13:47:35
peteum: @IainChambers oh yeah, hello

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128105286908129280

2011-10-23 13:34:06
peteum: @IainChambers if you’re not tempted by Friday at the vortex do you do paypal?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128101893942685696

2011-10-23 12:41:31
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/aU9FunHC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128088663442722816

2011-10-23 12:37:29
peteum: Church is mad isn’t it? Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128087649251635200

2011-10-23 12:36:18
peteum: Fittingly I had to go to church because someone else had a hangover.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128087348863967232

2011-10-23 12:34:52
peteum: @tapebox at work today & phone not talking to Facebook but will checkit when I get home, lord let it come soon…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128086987776344065

2011-10-23 10:55:28
peteum: Perhaps it’s because I’ve exhausted myself with corruption that the good lord has sent me to church, cycling 20+ miles today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128061972892762112

2011-10-23 20:46:54
peteum: @kekw It all depends on what sort of set Phil MFU does. That could happen too

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128210814971817984

2011-10-23 20:31:17
peteum: @Hot_Chip Lads I seek hype help! http://t.co/URcWesvB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128206882220425216

2011-10-23 20:25:26
peteum: “You have been warned” ends Time Out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128205410464305152

2011-10-23 20:24:40
peteum: “Nochexxx + Pete Um + The Doozer + The Man from Uranus at Vortex Dalston – Jazz, Latin & Improv” – @timeoutlondon http://t.co/uVzv4TpS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128205218566508544

2011-10-23 18:10:00
peteum: @arthurCRS But it was shut. Tomorrow I’m at work all day, but I’m pretty confident I’m gonna get this shit nailed by Tuesday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128171326442717185

2011-10-23 18:09:01
peteum: @arthurCRS I did not post the record the next day, but I did parcel it up the day after that, & then the following day I took it to the PO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128171079096205312

2011-10-23 15:34:38
peteum: @ergophizmiz anyone else on the bill in Bridport?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128132229523189761

2011-10-23 14:42:33
peteum: @singingadams thanks babe xxx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128119121966665729

2011-10-23 14:34:06
peteum: @singingadams I would feel an avuncular glow if you did…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128116995047690240

2011-10-22 21:15:41
peteum: I stand by my @NOCHEXXX Ferraro comparison. It’s like Fatty Parts as blank bullshit/real zen soothsaying lost moment. Cunts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127855668777590785

2011-10-22 16:09:32
peteum: RT @danmcquillan: undercover police officers assembly point at the #anarchistbookfair http://t.co/D8r18qob

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127778623787765761

2011-10-22 10:41:13
peteum: Watch The Vichy Government on Vimeo! http://t.co/Vz2AELSQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127695997974491138

2011-10-22 10:37:47
peteum: @IainChambers Where are you man?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127695136854515712

2011-10-22 10:36:22
peteum: Any London hostel recommendations for a post-Dalston gig next Friday? This is not a coded request to be put up btw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127694778501570560

2011-10-22 09:50:16
peteum: Grist Archive 22-10-11 http://t.co/6dCkS82t

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127683176603729920

2011-10-21 23:29:42
peteum: @ProUnit Incongruity of the gag though, the point, apparently

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127527008224813057

2011-10-21 22:24:24
peteum: @ProUnit the way my Yr 3 European Cinema lecturer spun it Herzog was having a little meta gag within the film.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127510574140637184

2011-10-21 22:16:00
peteum: I only drink Scotch as a pose, why would I like Jim Beam?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127508460920246272

2011-10-21 18:36:01
peteum: At spooky disco. Years 4-6.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127453100612132864

2011-10-21 15:58:54
peteum: Grist Archive 21-10-11 http://t.co/IbXFORCr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127413559121559553

2011-10-21 12:46:03
peteum: http://t.co/JLhWBCdU http://t.co/obBkV2ha

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127365026016280576

2011-10-21 09:41:28
peteum: @jonnymugwump @ekolad @hackneymarshman save some bad jonny for the end of the month though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127318577006133249

2011-10-20 22:07:51
peteum: RT @kekw: NOCHEXXX / PETE UM / WOEBOT / THE DOOZER / THE MAN FROM URANUS http://t.co/ZJvpus2F

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127144022966931456

2011-10-20 22:05:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I do the front of house stuff & the dog makes up the bouquets & baskets. It was worse when it was the other way round.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127143354160001024

2011-10-20 21:06:37
peteum: Annoyed I didn’t think to grist Shadow Of The Onanist whilst trying to defecate in Lion Yard earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127128611911254017

2011-10-20 21:00:13
peteum: Laundry liquid sacs burst on my Apartheid legal statement & Boat Race monthly programme archive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126999864053760

2011-10-20 20:58:09
peteum: No Scotch Egg cos of the gypsies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126481653600257

2011-10-20 20:57:41
peteum: My Meeuw shit arrived. Writing press for vinyl could be some slippery slope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126363273564160

2011-10-20 19:35:48
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: video on @guardian website of gaddafi’s bloodied body dragged from truck followed immediately after by advert for f …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127105756100165632

2011-10-20 15:07:17
peteum: @arthurCRS florist. Just scenes from work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127038181622292480

2011-10-20 14:39:08
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/7CjbANu1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127031095815454720

2011-10-20 14:18:15
peteum: Argument about pylons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127025843712180224

2011-10-20 07:17:22
peteum: RT @LowQuay: More people than you’d think sound like Bow Wow Wow tribute bands.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126919921748815872

2011-10-19 19:39:29
peteum: @real_dubversion That would be good, but I was talking about the bespiked head of Allsop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126744293477056512

2011-10-19 19:25:15
peteum: @real_dubversion if I live to see that, it’ll be long enough…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126740715089838080

2011-10-19 19:21:27
peteum: @arthurCRS and tonight you shall dream of the tiny patter of feet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739757102415873

2011-10-19 19:19:55
peteum: Not totally sure of protocol on this one Chris…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739371473899521

2011-10-19 19:19:14
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: UM, shouldn’t the business in parliament be announced to the House first? And how can the PM move the backbench debate?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739199557763074

2011-10-19 09:08:34
peteum: RT @lipsticklori: Anyone getting nasty #DaleFarm tweets in their timeline is clearly following the wrong people. I can see nothing but s …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126585519877533696

2011-10-19 08:17:26
peteum: @ekolad @badtimingnights Pete FUCKING Um! Rare sighting at Portland Arms…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126572653216669696

2011-10-19 08:12:49
peteum: @horsechatter Massive fan of your @NOCHEXXX stylings!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126571488647188480

2011-10-19 08:07:53
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: @NOCHEXXX (w/ @horsechatter ) @peteum The Doozr, The Man From Uranus & Woebot (DJ) – pop mirrors @vortexjazz 28-10-11 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126570247275810816

2011-10-19 08:07:00
peteum: I hope my ex hasn’t been tazered, for their sakes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126570024679907328

2011-10-19 08:06:15
peteum: RT @bloggerheads: Too bad residents of #DaleFarm aren’t Tesco… retrospective permission would’ve been a rubber stamp away. Instead… …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126569838981292032

2011-10-19 08:06:07
peteum: @Thrifty_Vinyl I have that. Don’t play it much.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126569803250008064

2011-10-19 22:02:43
peteum: RT @thethirdestate: Interview with Anarchists at Dale Farm http://t.co/hUdRuOn7 #dalefarm

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126780341481517056

2011-10-18 16:48:02
peteum: @BenTOGM Thanks for bringing it to our attention monkey-man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126338758944636928

2011-10-18 15:34:26
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There were a lot of them. I do have some somewhere. Richard Brown has the originals I think, possibly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126320239297310724

2011-10-18 15:32:44
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB I wrote like a 6th Former, but I suspect there were a few “grindingly awkward shithop” jewels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126319811801255936

2011-10-18 15:29:54
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There was a time when every demo that got sent to The Boat Race got a Pete Um assessment in writing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126319098060746752

2011-10-18 15:27:50
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And this was before such things were said, pre-Nathan Barley etc etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126318579338579968

2011-10-18 15:26:12
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB Similarly another dude launched this defence of soft rock & Billy Joel in particular.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126318166975594496

2011-10-18 15:25:00
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB A long time ago this bloke had a go at me for DJing Chicks On Speed & it was fantastic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126317864989892608

2011-10-18 15:21:23
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB That should be the name of the live album, or a retrospective.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316954062553089

2011-10-18 15:20:26
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And I hate when I slag something & they get upset like it’s personal or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316713854763008

2011-10-18 15:19:36
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Whenever someone disagrees with me about music it’s great, I love it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316507029446656

2011-10-18 15:18:14
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Tru dat. To be properly insulted is such a rare pleasure in a way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316159841746944

2011-10-18 15:17:17
peteum: @directoryofbunk He describes my meat as poisonous to him, but the description just makes me salivate, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126315922301521920

2011-10-18 15:10:09
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB You have to give the guy credit. There’s something transcendent about it. A deeper truth, out of the mouths of babes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126314125780451328

2011-10-18 15:01:10
peteum: It’s all grist you fuckers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311866942230529

2011-10-18 15:00:31
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: The very reverend @peteum has agreed to perform with Float Riverer and Halo Halo on Nov 17th. Hot shit. http://t.co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311702085107712

2011-10-18 15:00:13
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB Why did that still make me lol? I knew what it was going to say…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311627200008193

2011-10-18 14:53:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Bless you son. Will try get this off tomorrow after work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126310032437559296

2011-10-18 14:53:00
peteum: Does Ray look like he’s gonna be skipping breakfast just because Tesco is a burnt-out shell? No, he doesn’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126309812777652226

2011-10-18 14:51:29
peteum: Like, come the inevitable collapse, see ya later infrastructure etc, & everyone panicking about being wet, cold & hungry – stick with Ray.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126309431272144896

2011-10-18 14:47:06
peteum: Why I love Ray Mears: 1) Amazing natural world/survivalist skillz. 2) Obvious humanity/humility. 3) He’s a bit on the tubby side.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126308325267738624

2011-10-18 14:32:26
peteum: @arthurCRS Oh! How nice. Uh…not totally sure if I can do bank transfer cos I’m an idiot but paypal my ntlworld address?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126304637488857088

2011-10-18 12:15:20
peteum: RT @vortexjazz: Exotic Pylon 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/Xb7Nyhuk Â£10 http://t.co/WLdGqhGV …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126270135278383104

2011-10-18 07:58:40
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If they legalise weed I want to start up a business that makes it in a drink and call it “can’o'bliss”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126205541700747264

2011-10-18 07:54:16
peteum: RT @djrupture: “Is money money or isn’t money money.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126204433523671040

2011-10-17 12:40:59
peteum: HACKER FARM CHUTNEY http://t.co/6IDeIl8t via @kekw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125914201158983680

2011-10-16 17:40:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX ant lions bro.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125627259636813825

2011-10-16 17:24:26
peteum: @PeterTatchell go on tatchell my son!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125623144504492033

2011-10-16 15:33:17
peteum: Screenprinting joy. http://t.co/t3yztZF6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125595172926013440

2011-10-16 09:14:25
peteum: Maybe I should send Joe Bates a copy for review. http://t.co/QTPUPLrA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499827923599360

2011-10-16 09:12:23
peteum: Space and time are different on the internet though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499315438370816

2011-10-16 09:11:27
peteum: Not observing religious niceties or sound economic sense here at Grist, oh no.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499083094896641

2011-10-16 09:09:37
peteum: Today me & Syd are off with @badtimingnights to do some screenprinting. In theory this almost sort of means my album will be released today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498618835763200

2011-10-16 09:08:22
peteum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN AND EDWARD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498306670505984

2011-10-16 09:08:05
peteum: I’m pretty much over the whole ordeal now though, but probably best not to mention it if I’m drinking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498234071293952

2011-10-16 09:06:57
peteum: From memory this led to a situation where the lid to one of the decks was held hostage by some IDM type until an awkward standoff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125497951526195200

2011-10-16 09:06:01
peteum: I lent DJ Rupture my decks once. I thought he might have mentioned my act of kindness in The Wire feature but it seems not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125497713629470720

2011-10-15 19:56:41
peteum: RT @kylieminogue: OMG!!!!!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125299072356728832

2011-10-15 19:56:34
peteum: RT @AnonyOps: 82 countries have taken to the streets. Nearly 1000 cities. Amazing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125299044720451584

2011-10-15 19:54:10
peteum: Nice review of my work here: http://t.co/QTPUPLrA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125298437217468416

2011-10-15 18:44:28
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX Yeah you want some pulses intact for aesthetic reasons innit. Not grey mush but dashes of yellow/purple #nohomo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125280897024004096

2011-10-15 18:41:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Got Syd + 1 tonight so holding the fort here. Bob’s coming round in a bit though if you fancy passing by on yr way?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125280210164789248

2011-10-15 17:41:09
peteum: @NOCHEXXX People Hid In Jumpers yo. How was the refried beans?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125264965836877824

2011-10-15 17:39:27
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Latest Ferraro effort got a bit of a Dave aesthetic going on. Well, chef-related TV voiceover biznis anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125264537283862528

2011-10-15 15:36:27
peteum: Grist Archive 15-10-11 http://t.co/9fLakIpd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125233581181243392

2011-10-14 18:28:03
peteum: @cowsarejustfood That’s funny, because I feel like a wog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124914381329924096

2011-10-14 18:27:06
peteum: @cowsarejustfood The beginning-of-the-rot/somewhat patchy but still strangely compelling The Raven? I like Ice/Genetix/most of it tbh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124914140593668097

2011-10-14 18:12:01
peteum: @cowsarejustfood I’m a Stranglers bore. What’s on the player?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124910344266203136

2011-10-14 17:25:50
peteum: @boom_tschak He thought you said “chic-ey chav”, which is what I thought you said too. Don’t take my chic away

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124898720348250113

2011-10-14 08:12:07
peteum: “damn savage, autumn clearout? – list with Â£0 insertion fees this weekend!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124759374974566400

2011-10-14 07:36:06
peteum: HYPE: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/qtra5oGX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124750310056017920

2011-10-14 07:31:41
peteum: Big up @boom_tschak for her Wire words on Pete Um, despite being called a cheeky chav (sic) by my son. Good photo too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124749199471419392

2011-10-13 13:44:16
peteum: @NOCHEXXX really? Ha, skimmed through and didn’t notice. Wysing?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124480575410147328

2011-10-13 12:25:43
peteum: @derekwalmsley nice one. I’ll email you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124460807961579520

2011-10-13 11:32:18
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Bi0vGXGb

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124447363887665152

2011-10-13 13:44:45
peteum: RT @MooseAllain: Be particularly careful when Siobhan Fahey, Keren Woodward and Sara Dallin have been exfoliating.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124480697430843392

2011-10-12 21:15:16
peteum: @derekwalmsley fuck, I was at the dobblers…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124231685586948096

2011-10-12 21:12:02
peteum: RT @GeorgeMichael: Hey everyone, back in Stuttgart Germany, and ready for a great night

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124230872684695552

2011-10-12 16:52:39
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11_(2) http://t.co/Bdq21SJT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124165593527091200

2011-10-12 16:29:52
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11 http://t.co/RzRTkFdB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124159861893234688

2011-10-12 11:22:43
peteum: @arthurCRS it’s a guide dog. Do pay attention dear boy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124082566876774402

2011-10-12 10:32:34
peteum: Decided next time some moron starts saying dippy things about the dog I’m going to say “careful, she bites.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124069945079369729

2011-10-11 21:40:03
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11_(2) http://t.co/kVViKD9c

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123875532780744704

2011-10-11 20:27:36
peteum: Like a bat out of Schlump. http://t.co/ZiNd1nKV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123857301294686208

2011-10-11 15:11:20
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11 http://t.co/JqfyL54R

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123777708357451776

2011-10-10 11:37:36
peteum: @NOCHEXXX what is this typecast slander?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123361534129864705

2011-10-10 11:36:46
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: sped home in a taxi to find Pete UM driving and singing Vindicatrix songs in an overly exaggerated and silly fashion.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123361326893510656

2011-10-10 11:24:48
peteum: @khartland perhaps metaphorically.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123358313214771200

2011-10-10 10:32:10
peteum: In newmarket, in greggs, in the bogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123345069611810816

2011-10-10 09:43:29
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/2cbLFum9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123332817328414720

2011-10-10 09:39:11
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/5XJzlBr9 & http: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123331733113409536

2011-10-10 08:06:26
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Ib1O6YBX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123308391060865024

2011-10-10 08:06:25
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/O1pLeo4n

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123308390557556737

2011-10-09 21:15:35
peteum: Grist Archive 9-10-11 http://t.co/NRuKMjlg

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123144601337995264

2011-10-09 14:16:47
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/RHFEqTvL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123039204983836672

2011-10-09 13:33:42
peteum: RT @NiallMcDiarmid: @kateflett Janet Street Porter walks into a bar & says, ‘Can I get a large aperitif?’ Barman says ‘I fucking doubt it’

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123028362678644736

2011-10-09 13:27:06
peteum: RT @followfriday200: @kekw was #119 last week in the Iranian FollowFriday Ranking http://t.co/8OUDSzHE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123026702233374720

2011-10-09 11:32:24
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/bKpFacPE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122997837855338496

2011-10-08 19:16:44
peteum: The Mouse’s Ex, on seeing our flat: “It’s like Pete’s old room in a flat. But that’s a good thing, cos that was like a flat in a room.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122752305169842178

2011-10-07 15:29:32
peteum: OK, version 2 of the press release. The English Language In Dub, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122332740459827200

2011-10-07 11:29:43
peteum: RT @tapebox: Boomkat have our LP in stock now: http://t.co/siuDO6mu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122272385893285889

2011-10-07 10:10:27
peteum: RT @AndyRileyish: I’ve said it before, but: when faced with cuts, the BBC should axe The Archers first. Let’s see how much the Tory core …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122252439171760129

2011-10-06 08:00:14
peteum: RT @bedcore: Tomorrow’s Sun headline: Jobs done

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121857279866847232

2011-10-05 22:48:47
peteum: @zone_styx Cut to near-future news footage of Day Of Reckoning, with Eno still talking about generative music…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121718503781842944

2011-10-05 22:28:27
peteum: @zone_styx Ha! Just what I’ve been shouting at the telly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121713385405558785

2011-10-05 16:02:02
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-11 http://t.co/OSjRBzk5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121616144003121152

2011-10-05 14:12:36
peteum: @arthurCRS Dude, a few years after I left Uni I went to a talk in CB1 (cafe) on How To Use The Internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121588601950715904

2011-10-05 13:53:12
peteum: @arthurCRS OK cheers. He’s getting artier but some now saying Coleridge is good for media stuff, Parkside maybe more IT etc. We’ll see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121583721622142976

2011-10-05 13:18:25
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I hear it is much improved, but people move house etc to get their kids into Parkside. Open evening tonight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121574968189403136

2011-10-05 12:56:22
peteum: Bourgeois Cambridge chums – Coleridge or Parkside?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121569417069993985

2011-10-05 12:34:10
peteum: @50quidsoundboy There’s something about it that mainlines lols for me, forged in my soul, to do with horror/joy/cruel/idiocy of school.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121563832270340096

2011-10-05 11:14:26
peteum: Free-Market Capitalism… This is Davina…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121543763771400193

2011-10-05 10:22:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121530712527613952

2011-10-04 14:03:44
peteum: @HansonRecords My Hanson shit just arrived. Shackles Of Man-Measured Time zoning round & round now. Thanks again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121223984699285504

2011-10-04 10:44:59
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If anyone is looking for hitler he has changed sex and is working in the parking dept of Swansea council

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121173966734901248

2011-10-03 23:39:48
peteum: Downfall. #TheVichyGovernment http://t.co/0AStrwvL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121006567024898048

2011-10-03 18:25:04
peteum: @oscillatordrift Yeah baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120927363608481792

2011-10-03 13:57:42
peteum: Last chance to see The Vichy Goverment tonight at the Citadel Of Dreams: http://t.co/Z4jgofPF

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120860075370889216

2011-10-03 13:18:31
peteum: RT @sixthformpoet: #FF @[name removed]

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120850218211221504

2011-10-03 12:04:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Confucius?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120831543328518144

2011-10-03 10:00:09
peteum: RT @tapebox: how to watch your zoetropic record without a video camera: http://t.co/xavzJieN #science #heresonewemadeearlier

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120800295268782080

2011-10-03 09:59:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood That’s the one. Sold it on Discogs to some poor old punk & I can’t find it anywhere.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120800157271998465

2011-10-03 09:54:30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah, let’s say 3ish unless you hear otherwise, and you do need it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120798875714994176

2011-10-03 09:27:31
peteum: Well I know this Anti-Nowhere League record is somewhere.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120792084495089664

2011-10-02 21:09:44
peteum: @Laica23 Hope yr getting a lie-in, young feller.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120606412387790848

2011-10-02 20:01:21
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen There’s only one Alien dude. Not that I’ve seen the other films, but, you know…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120589206283239424

2011-10-02 16:23:18
peteum: Last tweet better with the photo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120534329502863360

2011-10-02 16:22:00
peteum: Yeah, fuck the goat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120534002141634560

2011-10-02 16:20:08
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: btw you all realise the freeakish UK weather was released to coincide with Lets Go Swmming!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120533531708506112

2011-10-02 12:34:13
peteum: Christ, one day old & blinking & Pete Fucking Um gristing your name all over the internet. Sorry kid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120476680602140672

2011-10-02 12:31:23
peteum: Also wore my UNITED STATES OF AMERICA T-shirt to amuse the baby, who is named after Howard Zinn.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475968082157568

2011-10-02 12:29:18
peteum: There was a table-top sale on the way & I bought a sky-blue potty & Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich as gifts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475443475398656

2011-10-02 12:28:12
peteum: Baby pretty good. Just texted The Mouse to take her coil out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475167175606272

2011-10-02 12:26:06
peteum: @kekw My Chocolate Shop boycott propels me towards our 400 yrds Mace, which the junkies favour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120474639137906688

2011-10-02 12:23:37
peteum: @kekw Might be a blogger’s disease, i.e. affects men of certain age shaking fist at sky with can of booze in other hand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120474012127203329

2011-10-02 11:16:32
peteum: Right, baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120457131559370752

2011-10-02 11:16:11
peteum: He asks me if I drive bus cos I’m wearing an old British Rail jacket, then gives me 20p back for being transport posse. Funny.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120457043827097600

2011-10-02 11:14:56
peteum: I gave the guy a fuckyou look on top of a fuckyou look cos they raise the price by 20p a can after 11, & he’s like “why you look like that?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120456727345889280

2011-10-02 11:13:11
peteum: Just remembered going into Turkish store I boycott (when it suits me) cos of this: http://t.co/dnQC8fjB last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120456288508448768

2011-10-02 10:22:16
peteum: Ha ha. Knew I would get asked to see the baby if I made roguish plans with Bobby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120443472401547264

2011-10-02 10:20:52
peteum: Right, this is no weather to wear a Fila shirt for 3 days on the trot, so I shall freshen up for the damage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120443120713351168

2011-10-02 10:18:20
peteum: “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” we used to say in jest, but it happened. Destiny is a pisstaking fuck sometimes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120442485204975616

2011-10-02 10:17:20
peteum: His daughter half-sister to the niece, so we are cloven to the rippins for evermore, as was the prophecy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120442233341218816

2011-10-02 10:15:40
peteum: I’m off to the ‘beach. Seems appropriate. My brother lives & drinks in Waterbeach, on a boat. I am to join him. Also appropriate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120441811851419648

2011-10-02 10:13:59
peteum: Ah, the goat is spared. Bobby, with his cloven-footed influence, stamps the seal on the inevitable.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120441388566458368

2011-10-02 10:10:13
peteum: The norm I should say. Ha ha. Poor old Norm.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120440440959938560

2011-10-02 10:06:13
peteum: Or the slow-motion perception of time during an accident, the rupture of norm, the sudden preeminence of the WRONG.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120439434939346944

2011-10-02 10:00:54
peteum: It’s like time out of joint or something, like the threshold of wakefulness or the wearing off of a drug.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120438095157014528

2011-10-02 09:59:27
peteum: I just have this sense that in about a week this little episode of unseasonal weather is going to feel like a surreal dream.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437731267588096

2011-10-02 09:58:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood You, sir, are plainly a rogue after my own heart.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437535376801792

2011-10-02 09:57:40
peteum: I could very easily be cycling to work in gloves and my 1981 Black Sabbath scarf, & then have to take C____ to church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437283915710464

2011-10-02 09:56:32
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s not like I’m not considering it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436996492632064

2011-10-02 09:55:47
peteum: This weather is tripping me out to be honest, at the risk of stating the obvious. OCTOBER THE SECOND.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436810236174336

2011-10-02 09:54:55
peteum: And then I’ll end up being half drunk and eating alone, hating myself, with only a dead goat for company.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436591369003008

2011-10-02 09:54:12
peteum: Be nice to have some people round but then I’m running the risk of sweltering inside for 8 hours on the last day of summer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436411659862017

2011-10-02 09:52:43
peteum: The Liberal Democrats in the Coalition against animal cruelty etc. Anyway, goat curry or no…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436036508721152

2011-10-02 09:51:41
peteum: World Vegetarian Day was yesterday or something, although vegetarians are the petit bourgeois of ethical consumption.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120435775899832320

2011-10-02 09:49:05
peteum: It would be kind of fitting given that I have a new niece(ish) to celebrate, although the vegan part of me finds that offensive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120435120950878209

2011-10-02 09:47:50
peteum: Takes all fucking day for one thing, & as i have mentioned before the timings send me into an autistic spiral of fretfulness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120434806722019328

2011-10-02 09:46:43
peteum: Should I make goat curry? Not sure. Seems a bit of a waste of weather/day-off/no-childcare/absent beloved if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120434525246468096

2011-10-02 08:57:30
peteum: RT @PartridgeToffee: The Tory conference is like some sort of Cunt Olympics. Who will be the gold standard cunt? Early challenge from Th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120422139932327936

2011-10-02 00:11:29
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Listening to Ritalin Love/Timepiece. I demand @bassclefbass and @NOCHEXXX split twelve now. Failing that next 18 months w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120289763839315968

2011-10-01 22:46:06
peteum: @singingadams this. http://t.co/01ynK7gI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120268275895631872

2011-10-01 17:49:51
peteum: @singingadams it won’t play ball with my comedy photo laffs…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193722796359680

2011-10-01 17:48:29
peteum: @singingadams SHARP.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193378385276928

2011-10-01 17:47:53
peteum: @eliasbland Guest list?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193229126770688

2011-10-01 15:52:53
peteum: Grist Archive 1-10-11 http://t.co/PaDIL3Sn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120164286592069632

2011-10-01 12:04:12
peteum: @ergophizmiz I have decided to be wed as soon as ecclesiastically possible, just to have you present in this outfit. Mustachioed, I presume?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120106738518200320

2011-10-01 08:54:41
peteum: Wow, this is a real Marks & Spencer hangover.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120059044265328640

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2012-04-11 08:48:11
peteum: I at work btw.

2012-04-11 08:42:28
peteum: Stop smiling in my grumpy ears tho Zoe.

2012-04-11 08:41:09
peteum: Kinda wish I’d done La Vida Loca.

2012-04-10 14:58:32
peteum: @arthurCRS ha ha! Excellent. Like the idea of vinyhilists too. It’s
probably a thing already I suppose.

2012-04-10 13:34:10
peteum: “vynil record…Status Quo….just supposin”

2012-04-10 10:44:56
peteum: RT @stevenpoole: When the ancient Greeks invented the Olympics,
they were definitely thinking of a giant corporate jamboree that privati
…

2012-04-10 10:43:58
peteum: Thus perhaps seeking to reflect a hipsteroid cachet back onto
myself by telling you about it. Fuck my life, fuck the internet, fuck you.

2012-04-10 10:42:18
peteum: I’m now compiling list of minimalists who might have stayed at my
aunt’s hotel & ranking them in order of coolness.

2012-04-10 10:35:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood I like that guy.

2012-04-10 10:33:57
peteum: @badtimingnights it’s the way I imply ‘em.

2012-04-10 10:29:27
peteum: True fact tho.

2012-04-10 10:28:07
peteum: Phillip Glass stayed at my aunt’s hotel, apparently. Might be of
Minimal interest to you, perhaps…

2012-04-09 15:25:37
peteum: My job is my life. #36mins&counting…

2012-04-09 14:15:09
peteum: My learning needs matrix is fucked.

2012-04-09 14:04:55
peteum: Yeah fine, but what if there was a real fire?

2012-04-09 12:53:37
peteum: TWITTER FIRE DRILL. PROCEED TO ASSEMBLY POINTS.

2012-04-08 15:17:51
peteum: Easter party. Bingo ting.

2012-04-08 09:20:38
peteum: Tenant playing Oasis “Live Forever” on this holy day.

2012-04-08 09:16:40
peteum: I’m not going to church, which is a blessing.

2012-04-08 09:15:42
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Pimmon, Bj Nilsen, John Chantler, Pausal, + many
more artists announced for KESH + Bad Timing event on 27th/28th April: h
…

2012-04-08 09:11:18
peteum: @HughesRich ha!

2012-04-08 08:55:14
peteum: Diary says “Easter party”. Oh Jesus.

2012-04-08 07:42:22
peteum: @ergophizmiz @marthamoopette Aye, she’s a beauty, that one.

2012-04-08 07:41:12
peteum: In the night someone paid for Go-Go’s, which is what they call
insects in Africa, and another ordered a Locust. #plagued

2012-04-08 07:36:55
peteum: In addition, I’m on a 10-6. Piss up a pope. Oh my Lord, I might
even be sent to Catholic church too.

2012-04-08 07:34:56
peteum: Irredeemable booze blood of the saviour splashing on the stainless
steel. In your heathen pisshead face Pete Um!

2012-04-08 07:32:09
peteum: Was halfway to a joke about the crucifixition while clearing up &
didn’t realize the bottle still had wine in it. Instant purgatory.

2012-04-07 21:27:21
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I think He would always be finding fault round here,
to be honest.

2012-04-07 19:58:37
peteum: Think we’re going to watch The Hotel…

2012-04-07 19:57:11
peteum: Did a bit of Um, like you do. Went to some supermarkets. Bit
overrated, if you ask me. Sent unanswered texts to ex. Dl’d noise side
projects

2012-04-07 19:49:06
peteum: Today I’ve achieved a massive lot of little I must say. Fryup,
posted Mocky & this year’s deferment form to Glasgow, created an event…

2012-04-07 19:44:17
peteum: If you drink red wine & listen to Paul Simon’s first LP you can
just about convince yourself that it’s a normal Sunday
#workingtomorrowinnit

2012-04-07 12:01:01
peteum: @real_dubversion Ha, yeah I heard that. Toksvig: “Jeremy stop
because I’m going to die.” Very good.

2012-04-06 23:40:41
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: if you’re going to use your face, make it a
clockface. http://t.co/wWs9HnF9

2012-04-06 23:08:40
peteum: @ProUnit Is it good is it? Not seen it but I quite like Aguirre’s
schtickiness, I think…

2012-04-06 16:03:04
peteum: Time for my things.

2012-04-06 15:36:30
peteum: RT @arlenephillips: A big shout out to all the carers working over
this #Easter break.

2012-04-05 17:18:36
peteum: @directoryofbunk @DJ_Ohmygod Undulating & oblivious, dripping blood
and pubes, that’s how I roll. Plus my bike is grindingly awkward innit.

2012-04-05 10:30:57
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod well, you don’t get this red carpet treatment from
The Shins or whoever…

2012-04-05 10:18:11
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod my apologies if yr free gifts originate at source. A
pube sounds worryingly possible, but blood somewhat less likely?

2012-04-05 10:15:32
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod too much love?

2012-04-05 09:47:54
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod it’s all grist.

2012-04-05 09:47:26
peteum: RT @DJ_Ohmygod: Just noticed my @peteum 10″ has what looks like
blood and pubes stuck to it #urgh

2012-04-04 21:20:18
peteum: …he impishly observed that the Country Park might be a nice place
to visit in such glorious weather.

2012-04-04 21:18:07
peteum: As he dropped us off in Cambridge & the sun broke through the
clouds in contrast to sodden Milton from whence we came in our wetness…

2012-04-04 21:12:39
peteum: …he pointed out that Norway participated with other UN forces in
international missions such as Afghanistan.

2012-04-04 21:10:30
peteum: He also answered questions about Norway’s economy and its social
make-up, & despite an overall pride in his land of origin…

2012-04-04 21:07:17
peteum: In addition to describing the charms of the Norwegian winter he
provided a potted history since independance from Denmark in 1814…

2012-04-04 21:04:45
peteum: Finished the bed. Oh yeah, that taxi bloke from earlier, he was
great…

2012-04-04 16:14:13
peteum: Some individual parts appear to be broken. Did I mention that I’m
not drinking at the moment?

2012-04-04 16:13:11
peteum: Against probabililty it did go in before all of us had to leave for
work, & now lies in pieces all around me.

2012-04-04 16:10:24
peteum: Today four of us tried to get a large, heavy wooden double bed from
a van into the upstairs of a 2nd floor flat in 20 minutes. No dice.

2012-04-04 12:48:55
peteum: Cold & wet in taxi back from Milton as Norwegian driver gives
ravishing description of moonlight on snow back home.

2012-04-03 20:35:04
peteum: Grist Archive 3-4-12 http://t.co/DrOsKpwc

2012-04-03 08:28:34
peteum: RT @mitdasein: Schadenfreude is easy. Taking delight in your own
misfortune is a real man’s game.

2012-04-01 17:01:15
peteum: “Like Uncle like Nephew.” “Like Nazi like FOOL.” “I bet he’s going
to post that on Twitter now,”

2012-04-01 16:43:18
peteum: Destructed.

2012-04-01 15:10:19
peteum: Not sure I should be on a social network today…

2012-04-01 15:08:55
peteum: That was to @arthurCRS. Shit.

2012-04-01 15:07:39
peteum: Now I’m picturing one with huge boobs, affronted.

2012-04-01 15:04:23
peteum: @jonnymugwump o-to-tha-triple-M!

2012-04-01 15:02:55
peteum: Bringing tea to bedside: “you’re lucky you’ve got a mouse. You
could be alone in a bedsit.”

2012-04-01 14:58:21
peteum: Weird g/f to old, coming-down man: “would you still love me if I
was a cyclops?” Sentience puddles.

2012-03-31 18:45:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: tonight http://t.co/E53wfxGW

2012-03-31 12:25:05
peteum: @MeryllHardt Party Hardty! I wish I was too.

2012-03-30 16:19:41
peteum: Wrongbow ‘n’ Bob.

2012-03-30 15:36:44
peteum: Playing the lovely ex’s birthday bash tomorrow. Choosing records
carefully.

2012-03-30 13:17:36
peteum: @pawboy2 He doesn’t. Bought all my Bohannon blind, but always
reliably funky, without boringness. Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon!

2012-03-30 10:19:41
peteum: @zone_styx damn you @arthurCRS, you dick.

2012-03-30 10:18:42
peteum: @zone_styx sick to death of it.

2012-03-30 08:04:58
peteum: Following Jo’s reference to a “Richard Branston”, the business
magnate is henceforth known as Dickie Pickles round here.

2012-03-29 21:05:15
peteum: @_blancmange_ @arthurCRS Aw, you definitely do. I’m tellin’ ya!

2012-03-29 17:27:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Didn’t get my usual soaraway today, no, but that’s
interesting. Govt definitely doing that death-spiral thing, I fkng hope.

2012-03-29 17:23:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Actually I typed that and realized I’d played myself w/
omission. It was… Django Django, but I just needed to KNOW 4 a REASON!

2012-03-29 17:21:40
peteum: Cameron & Co could fall upon a pasty or whatever. I dunno…

2012-03-29 17:19:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Blancmange rock and you know it fool.

2012-03-29 17:18:52
peteum: Oh yeah, re. my dumb point about pasties earlier – was meant to
accompany glib observation about politics in UK, we wring hands abt NHS,
but

2012-03-29 17:13:35
peteum: Had to ask a young man what song was playing in HMV today.
Horrible, horrible situation.

2012-03-29 10:27:27
peteum: 500 peope outside Westminster chanting “pasty” in exaggeratedly
posh voices might bring down the government.

2012-03-28 15:34:22
peteum: @ekolad How many times do you want to support the blue aeroplanes
though?

2012-03-28 15:31:44
peteum: @ekolad I supported the fucking blue fucking aeroplanes once. Mind
you, I’ve supported most people once.

2012-03-28 11:51:04
peteum: RT @zone_styx: @peteum very true. you get the punchline. then the
set-up. *then* you find out exactly how many orphanages Osborne has cl …

2012-03-28 11:43:41
peteum: Twitter is good for breaking news except that often you read about
it backwards, and through jokes.

2012-03-26 21:32:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You poetic zen fucker.

2012-03-25 21:37:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX DEATH TO FALSE DEATH METAL. LONG LIVE CHUCK!

2012-03-25 21:29:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Whatever happened to him?

2012-03-25 12:59:25
peteum: Can anyone fix decks? I don’t have Google on my compuetr lolx

2012-03-25 12:58:16
peteum: @badtimingnights That’s true. Perhaps I should look in that
Technics manual to see if it says anything about changing fuses.

2012-03-25 12:56:34
peteum: Facebook, O funnel of superficial dumbness comms lol X X X

2012-03-25 12:53:31
peteum: @badtimingnights Parties? Who are we kidding…

2012-03-25 12:52:22
peteum: I’m actually keeping some receipts from Roll On Tapes.

2012-03-25 12:51:07
peteum: It amuses me that I have the paperwork for that time I walked to
Richer Sounds to pay £1.19 for a MiniDisc in 2001.

2012-03-25 12:43:06
peteum: Also chucking manuals for equipment I no longer own. Seems
sensible.

2012-03-25 12:41:42
peteum: A few weeks ago I threw out hundreds of CDs of Napster/Audiogalaxy
MP3 to wav audio I never listened to, today the receipts for the CD-Rs.

2012-03-25 12:38:43
peteum: Listening to Steve Hillage’s “Open”, taking photos of old receipts.

2012-03-24 15:58:59
peteum: I’m going to frame a picture of Theresa May which I can use in Rab
C salutation for mah pre-loading.

2012-03-24 15:54:36
peteum: And the idea that May gets hoisted above the parapet just to
deflect NHS wobbles about granny tax is driving me drinkwards fast.

2012-03-24 15:51:37
peteum: And another thing, people pre-load because booze is expensive you
cretins.

2012-03-23 20:24:30
peteum: “Studies have shown…” Fuck off Theresa, you witch-faced dick.

2012-03-23 20:21:26
peteum: Cos that’s the only way these cunts can relate to stuff. If the UK
is TV or twatted mongitude, it must be cos the booze is too cheap!

2012-03-23 20:18:30
peteum: Karl fucking Marx, who has been accused of over-emphasising the
importance of economic relations btwn people, must be pissing himself.

2012-03-23 20:15:35
peteum: “Who’s Franz Kafka?” Person in 50s. Not about knowing who he is is
per se, but maybe just thinking you might oughta, perhaps?

2012-03-23 20:13:27
peteum: My pal in mental health, in meeting the other day, alludes to Franz
Kafka w/ regards to situ of professional injustice to MANAGER TYPE…

2012-03-23 20:06:54
peteum: Still angry about May since my R4 hate session earlier today. This
booze stuff doesn’t push buttons just drops the actual bomb on me.

2012-03-23 20:03:21
peteum: One thing about going abroad is the booze is cheap and no-one
behaves like a dickhead, so, uh…

2012-03-23 13:23:38
peteum: @johnedenuk How sweet. I think he might be pissed off with me cos
of http://t.co/tB5EQdNN para 3

2012-03-23 10:59:43
peteum: @NOCHEXXX taurean self-parodic dream idiot.

2012-03-23 09:57:23
peteum: @aridtrax good country.

2012-03-23 08:26:40
peteum: Theresa May soul disease.

2012-03-22 19:38:05
peteum: Yes I’d like to fuck McCutcheon in some yoghurt, what of it? Stupid
adverts.

2012-03-22 19:36:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX That’s what I thought Dave was going to
say.

2012-03-22 18:20:00
peteum: @tapebox http://t.co/ulJXcxnX Please, I’m trying to watch porn
here.

2012-03-22 18:17:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ha ha hipster Bender box bait!

2012-03-22 17:24:58
peteum: @arthurCRS In the kingdom of the politically hoodwinked, the
red-eyed man is jibbering prophet of hidden patterns of threat , or
somesuch.

2012-03-22 16:39:08
peteum: @arthurCRS This is what I actually believe.

2012-03-22 16:18:41
peteum: Madeline Bell song I’m listening to about taking care of the Little
Ones not really fitting with the 3 buggers playing Call Of Duty upstairs

2012-03-22 14:57:55
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: How yesterdays Budget will help those with
disabilities… http://t.co/cSwJrf6F via @Able2UK

2012-03-22 08:25:02
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Hold tight luke curtis i found your bus pass in a taxi
to get it back contact 02079871100

2012-03-21 22:23:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just noticed yr Discogs labours of the cataloguing
of me merz. A clarity of sorts looms… ta!

2012-03-21 21:55:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz Do you know thees? http://t.co/rK2qFEnk

2012-03-21 14:55:32
peteum: You can see the pain in these guys knees…

2012-03-21 14:50:09
peteum: strained politeness of delayed when-the-fuck phone enquiry leading
to inevitable “oh I can see the van now”

2012-03-21 14:17:32
peteum: @JudeClarke Not even trying to struggle, baby

2012-03-21 14:15:38
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s funny how quickly you can go from “please don’t get
there before 1PM” to “where the fuck are you cunts it’s 2.14?”

2012-03-21 14:09:08
peteum: Hold tight everybody resisting the urge to tweet about waiting in
for something, in my case carpet-layers.

2012-03-21 09:59:20
peteum: Sure enough, I get to work to discover I am to be assembling a
flat-pack bed.

2012-03-21 09:58:02
peteum: Strange essence of my past filtering into today, & I wonder if some
grim calamity is to befall me.

2012-03-21 09:03:31
peteum: Don’t worry about the NHS aspirin cures cancer.

2012-03-21 08:47:25
peteum: Disembodied radio voice downstairs giving out reasons to be
cheerful. Mention of “jubilee” and “olympics”.

2012-03-21 08:43:51
peteum: @SimonSwears is a fuck-faced arse.

2012-03-20 11:52:58
peteum: Can’t make TR 505 & Logic 5.5.1 work together. Depthless shame &
frustration.

2012-03-19 23:56:35
peteum: I stumble in, drunkenly satisfied w/ stuff, waking the mouse who
asks what was good about tonight. “Coherence?”, she suggests. #pisstaker

2012-03-19 21:46:01
peteum: Not that many down labour club but everybody else missing out
y’all.

2012-03-19 18:49:39
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Heading down Mill Road to Romsey Labour Club
later for The Doozer (trio), C Joynes, films and cassette DJs, £4.

2012-03-19 16:05:53
peteum: @_felixmartin If these people had any fucking culture they’d surely
realise how insane that is.

2012-03-19 14:12:27
peteum: @_felixmartin I hope you are out of the sight of that shithound
asap dude!

2012-03-19 10:31:54
peteum: @HughesRich aye.

2012-03-19 10:28:13
peteum: @OhLookBirdies It’s as though I think I’m a magical man.

2012-03-18 20:08:58
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa my don’s official line on parsnips: “I don’t like
parsnips, I don’t like turnips. I don’t like any of the ‘nips.”

2012-03-18 20:02:08
peteum: Parsnips mucking me about.

2012-03-18 12:15:37
peteum: Crap heckles in an unfull Portland, an echo chamber of Why Bother?
Possibly my favourite gig of theirs. 10 years after, too.

2012-03-18 12:11:02
peteum: Magnificent desperation more like, perhaps. Just the Chap chaps, no
ladies. Stripped raw heavy pop polite anguish, hellishly tight.

2012-03-18 12:07:05
peteum: Thought the Chap were a kind of desperate magnificence last night.

2012-03-18 12:05:54
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness, and half an hour to kill before
Bobby arrives to drive us to The Queen’s Head.

2012-03-17 19:06:14
peteum: @directoryofbunk oh yeah, them ‘phones?

2012-03-17 18:47:00
peteum: Before the Chap I have to go to Frankie and Bennys, for the sake of
fuck.

2012-03-17 18:42:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood *the Polish drinking words uttered*

2012-03-17 18:35:38
peteum: Just getting ready to go out kinda ting.

2012-03-17 18:34:56
peteum: Just did a pretty reasonable Paul Mason impression, alone in my
flat.

2012-03-17 18:33:09
peteum: RT @chapmusic: tonight we’re at Portland Arms in Cambridge, where
we played our first ever gig in full line-up – 10 years ago! that’s wh …

2012-03-16 21:52:56
peteum: …which was nice. Oh yeah, & The Chap included some me in a mix

http://t.co/pWTloTHd

2012-03-16 21:51:16
peteum: I get ID’d in Sainsburys, notice specialist has referred to me as
“very pleasant chap” in docs notes & @DeathGripz start following me… #??

2012-03-16 18:35:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: When that kid pointed out that the king was naked,
the Democrats laughed and the Republicans stoned the kid.

2012-03-16 16:46:39
peteum: Teen drinkers: don’t bother trying Sainsburys, even if you have
disguised yourself as nearly 42yr old buying salmon, rocket, condensed
milk.

2012-03-16 15:47:47
peteum: @leearizuno @chapmusic Idly reading your thing I discover I’m in
the mix. The most surprised kind of happiness! Thanks! See you Sat!

2012-03-15 18:54:03
peteum: That is what I’m consuming, but that’s actually the way @NOCHEXXX
’s brain really works.

2012-03-15 18:52:54
peteum: Mmm… cider, anchovy fillets wrapped round pickled onions, and
Rick James. Perfect combination.

2012-03-15 14:50:59
peteum: *Makes weird Chinese bat-grip gesture* @arthurCRS

2012-03-15 14:41:46
peteum: @arthurCRS I was average at 9-13yrs. Not been tested much lately.

2012-03-15 13:24:32
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: @stephenfry As a fellow alumnus of Cambridge,
I hope you’ll speak out about this injustice http://t.co/Wn4OfvRX

2012-03-15 13:21:30
peteum: @arthurCRS This WILL happen.

2012-03-15 13:12:34
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Non-BT: Mon 19th The Doozer Euro tour starts
at Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, CB w/ C Joynes, LM films/cassette DJs. …

2012-03-15 11:48:40
peteum: @orfy Excellent! I have not abased myself in vain then. Thanks man.
Let me know how you get on with it.

2012-03-15 11:46:53
peteum: RT @orfy: @peteum succumbed to the UmBusiness late-night marketing
barrage. My 10″ is in the post!

2012-03-15 10:51:43
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/XUP4kY6G

2012-03-15 10:47:56
peteum: @ekolad *blank, staring, stupid face* He didn’t rip off your stash
too, did he?

2012-03-15 10:45:25
peteum: @badtimingnights Perhaps it’s more of a likelihood than I had
imagined, in my naive expectations about Cambridge cultural life…

2012-03-15 10:42:42
peteum: @Laica23 What’s the emoticon for a crushed soul again?

2012-03-15 10:21:20
peteum: @badtimingnights Upon doing so, I found the result ironically
amusing etc

2012-03-15 10:20:12
peteum: @badtimingnights I had to use a popular search engine to discover
where the performance would take place…

2012-03-15 10:12:48
peteum: I’m gonna go Chap this Sat. Anyone else?

2012-03-15 10:12:04
peteum: RT @chapmusic: we’re back on the road. tonight: winchester;
tomorrow: london; saturday:cambridge; then france and germany

2012-03-14 22:24:17
peteum: @ekolad I must say, your unpretentious old style of farting has
been something of an inspiration to me, jokes aside!

2012-03-14 21:51:17
peteum: Oh. Thanks a lot @ekolad!

2012-03-14 21:26:06
peteum: Thanksalot to @normanrecords @NOCHEXXX @neverfadingwood @johnedenuk
@polytechnic2 @bunnyhausen

2012-03-14 21:23:31
peteum: RT @bunnyhausen: doubly recommended! RT: @ekolad recommended! RT:
@peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this.

2012-03-14 21:23:23
peteum: RT @ekolad: recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman
Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/TddOPgHB

2012-03-14 21:21:51
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: You should all get this. It’s a beautiful
record. RT @peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking th
…

2012-03-14 21:20:32
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: How many beats would a Pete retweet if a Pete
could retweet beats?

2012-03-14 21:20:02
peteum: This is purely to HUSTLE and SHIFT UNITS, nothing to do with ego. I
loathe myself. Record is fantastic tho, see endorsements to follow…

2012-03-14 21:17:44
peteum: Gonna reheat some tweets about my record now, like I’m wearing a
FUCK THE NHS T-shirt, saluting a George Osborne poster

2012-03-14 17:58:48
peteum: RT @HPS_Vanessa: Gross & disproportionate. Cambridge Uni officials
responsible should be ashamed of themselves http://t.co/xKWVLrGM …

2012-03-14 14:31:37
peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this.

http://t.co/0Rf27NcM

2012-03-13 21:35:11
peteum: Pete Um endorses vinyl stickers from @awesomemerch cos they’re
reasonable, nice to deal with & quick about it. Nice one Awesome.

2012-03-13 15:18:43
peteum: @spannerpants Was there a breaking point? That’s a shit joke. OK,
hoping to come Brumside on the 13th, i think. Yet to book train tho!

2012-03-13 08:44:31
peteum: @real_dubversion …or oversee, I should say.

2012-03-13 08:43:48
peteum: @real_dubversion …which Comrade Fearne will take.

2012-03-13 08:43:17
peteum: @real_dubversion I’m sensing a less-than-total commitment to the
cause Comrade. I’ll put your name down for a Re-education Session.

2012-03-13 08:26:13
peteum: @real_dubversion there would be a period of transition involving
continued Kooks et al, followed by my own GLORIOUS CULTURAL AGENDA.

2012-03-13 08:07:08
peteum: @real_dubversion Fearne Cotton must be radicalized, as i have
suggested before. She represents soft spot in shell of propaganda machine

2012-03-12 14:22:46
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Kesh + @badtimingnights Presents @Pimmon + Simon
Scott + Grief Athletes *27.04.12 at The Unitarian Church in Cambridge h
…

2012-03-12 12:52:31
peteum: Rat infestations, big mouthy self-wounds, psychiatrists and
omelettes. Only 7 hours to go.

2012-03-12 08:17:14
peteum: Unlike my colleagues, I rarely do long-ass shifts. Today however, I
will. Any Twitter-heckling a welcome distraction.

2012-03-12 08:12:26
peteum: RT @pawboy2: @pawboy2 “Are the lovely African people on next?” “No
it’s the lovely solo girl on her guitar, whispering about house price …

2012-03-11 16:00:53
peteum: Now falling asleep reading about risk.

2012-03-11 16:00:20
peteum: Grosst dinner as per.

2012-03-10 20:52:09
peteum: @ergophizmiz but, how?!

2012-03-10 19:42:28
peteum: @monktonwylde @ergophizmiz A music film for people who don’t like
music is pretty much custom-designed torture for me, as it goes.

2012-03-10 19:40:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz In fact, avoiding The Commitments has required a
certain kind of steely resolve, an inner strength etc…

2012-03-10 19:35:46
peteum: @ergophizmiz because of this, I have never seen The Commitments.

2012-03-10 19:35:25
peteum: @ergophizmiz it would crop up about 1 in 15 & somewhere I have
written rants from back in the day about the phenomenon.

2012-03-10 19:34:08
peteum: @ergophizmiz when I did the demo reviews for small local venue in
the 90s a version of Sally used to be immediate red card kinda ting.

2012-03-10 18:38:19
peteum: @ergophizmiz ah bless your benevolent ears sir. I was watching the
fancy feet at the other end last night. Really fancy really!

2012-03-09 19:24:35
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ergo Phizmiz dances to Chicago Juke vs Pitman’s
Gramophone Course of Typewriter Keyboard Instruction http://t.co/J2bPZL …

2012-03-09 15:15:22
peteum: @skinnermike I bet if you stick around someone will request Dry
Your Eyes.

2012-03-09 14:41:24
peteum: @Pickledjhon bobby has many talents I don’t, is the funniest person
I know, but can’t do plans whatsoever.

2012-03-09 13:36:27
peteum: @mrpimlico @somedisco What other line is there? That’s how London
is organised in my mind, according to cost & availability of Dragon Stout.

2012-03-09 10:52:04
peteum: @bloodrainbow keep your Newspeak chum. Shilling for The Man is what
I call it.

2012-03-09 09:12:48
peteum: Goddamn born-in-the-80s motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about
anything…

2012-03-09 09:11:47
peteum: “Could do Nigga, could do… I’ll get black to ya…”

2012-03-09 09:10:57
peteum: Yeah that thing about my brother I never finished. I send him a
text trying to pin him down abt Friday or Sat & get following reply:

2012-03-09 09:03:10
peteum: @bloodrainbow saw you yesterday, selling the candy-tech to some
boomer babe. We were served by Daniel higgs, I think.

2012-03-09 09:00:21
peteum: Dreamt I signed up for a new social networking thing.

2012-03-08 22:29:04
peteum: RT @therealjuicyj: Um jus rappin mane dnt get sensitive

2012-03-08 21:45:43
peteum: I never finished that thing about Bobby.

2012-03-08 20:06:35
peteum: Latent function is something to do with me planning personal
pissuppery, but yo.

2012-03-08 20:05:27
peteum: I ask about his avuncular availability, specifically Fri/Sat, i.e
lip-service to responsibilities to Nephew.

2012-03-08 20:02:36
peteum: Can the enigma that is my brother be understood through his text
messages? Probably not.

2012-03-08 20:00:35
peteum: Sir Alex sounding a bit pissed there, or is it me?

2012-03-08 11:06:51
peteum: RT @real_dubversion: Tune Of The Day 9.01
Jim O’Rourke – Women of
The World

http://t.co/mbfWXs7h

O’Rourke sings Ivor Cutler for all the …

2012-03-07 09:15:28
peteum: Grist Archive 7-3-12 http://t.co/DRUsAv8M

2012-03-06 22:17:58
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Damn you Nochexxx, mutters Kirby, grimly clutching a
glass of amber fluid as he waits to pounce at auction.

2012-03-05 14:50:55
peteum: @johnedenuk ah, I must ask you about that/buy woofah 5 …

2012-03-05 14:13:30
peteum: Carlton Killawatt Valley has turned up at my Ex’s, whoops. My eBay
habit used to annoy her a bit, understandably.

2012-03-05 14:11:04
peteum: Bad Brains to Broek in Boxtel, Timex Social Club to Lazarus in
London, Macka B & The Senseless things to Sesimbra, Harold Melvin to
Belgium.

2012-03-04 10:09:26
peteum: Today at Kettles Yard. http://t.co/lnr2p3il

2012-03-04 07:28:16
peteum: @fritzbogott bongo feet to the liquor store. That’s genius. I must
remember to steal that.

2012-03-04 07:20:36
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: I haven’t cared about a piece of writing as
much as this for a long time – The Coming Dystopia: Privatising The Pol
…

2012-03-03 22:49:34
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Akystret, tomorrow’s set at ‘Hidden Channels: Local
Contemporary Music-Makers’, will be a clouded audio build-up… http:// …

2012-03-03 18:09:56
peteum: Today is weird. The maisonette feels all domestic. I sense a
disturbance in The Force.

2012-03-03 10:01:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my 777 is pickup only. Bring the 800 notes and some
records.

2012-03-02 19:51:04
peteum: @aridtrax I bet this never happened to the Golden Ones of which
Oakey spoke…

2012-03-02 19:40:32
peteum: …& cos he knew who I was he had added copy of his own music to
the package! Hope it turns up as I am very charmed by this.

2012-03-02 19:36:25
peteum: Ha, I tersely enquire as to whereabouts of offensive content vinyl
in message to the eBay seller, who informs me it was posted after sale…

2012-03-02 18:21:26
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Hidden music and open submissions. Hidden
Channels, 10 years of DIY experimental music & sound at @kettlesyard Sun
…

2012-03-02 18:17:06
peteum: In related news I am playing at Kettles Yard on Sunday, where I was
hoping to PLAY BACK A FUCKING TAPE!

2012-03-02 18:13:31
peteum: Finally it becomes apparent that I’ve recorded only one channel of
everything, & have to begin again.

2012-03-02 18:11:34
peteum: @arthurCRS ‘ang on, I haven’t finished my rant yet.

2012-03-02 18:00:40
peteum: Aeons of adaptor-wrestling & lead questing in boxes later I
approximate analogue solution, & record 7 tracks to original Um Sony
MZ-R37.

2012-03-02 17:57:16
peteum: Then the fucking Midiman digital converter seemingly just burns the
fuck out.

2012-03-02 17:56:24
peteum: 1st MD player can’t decide whether it wants to record digital
signal or not. LED flashing between modes like a bad trip.

2012-03-02 17:54:28
peteum: Equipment is FUCKING ME AROUND in proper VOODOO MODE.

2012-03-02 14:00:48
peteum: @badtimingnights *salutes*

2012-03-02 14:00:08
peteum: @awesomemerch Nice one Jhon yeah it’s all go. Just got to make the
vinyl now! Thanks again for all the friendly efficiency & Cosgrove can-do

2012-03-02 13:58:00
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Well that sounds good! I can send to an address in
London or whatever. I’ll DM my email address if that helps…

2012-03-02 13:56:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’ve got it coming out of my ass.

2012-03-02 13:55:15
peteum: @ekolad I’d like to see this as a video.

2012-03-02 11:24:23
peteum: @spannerpants can I have the drum kit? #joke

2012-03-02 09:10:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That’s £350 per Meta Deejay fool! Let’s go!

2012-03-01 21:49:42
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: New site: Hidden Channels events @kettlesyard
New Music. 10 years of DIY, experimental music and sound, Sun 4 Mar h …

2012-03-01 21:49:28
peteum: @NOCHEXXX How much would you like?

2012-03-01 19:07:27
peteum: Em-to-the-mer-to-the-motherfucking-dale, losers!

2012-03-01 15:55:09
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12_(2) http://t.co/rsoO7QcV

2012-03-01 13:50:35
peteum: Watching Freakin’ American Morons, or something.

2012-03-01 11:42:46
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12 http://t.co/naY5YFG9

2012-03-01 10:35:04
peteum: New-ish old Zomes I said I wouldn’t buy.

2012-03-01 10:34:25
peteum: @arthurCRS I did maths for no reason once.

2012-03-01 10:32:40
peteum: @badtimingnights Soon all promoters will self-consciously rock the
“non-promoter look”.

2012-03-01 09:39:21
peteum: @arthurCRS Interestingly, Syd missed his first day of school ever,
due to us getting date wrong. MEGA DUH!

2012-03-01 09:37:51
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t forget, I didn’t KNOW. 2 households/1 bit of
paper syndrome. Altho I shld have guessed from recent @ergophizmiz tweets

2012-03-01 09:35:19
peteum: @micheleidesmith In an interesting reversal, I watched son’s
retreating form w/ parental fondness & then swivelled to face giant
bird-girl!

2012-03-01 09:33:03
peteum: Still, today, briefly, I have 400 follower-bots again.
#drunkwithpower

2012-03-01 09:30:35
peteum: The special shame that comes from seeing one’s offspring head into
school in urban sportswear amidst kids dressed as characters from books.

2012-03-01 08:19:20
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That happened to me a while ago. Proper nostalgic
mainline dog-reaction!

2012-03-01 08:17:36
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: alright, just heard a cassette tone!

2012-03-01 08:16:35
peteum: @badtimingnights @Laica23 @NOCHEXXX Accumulation of small excuses
means NO. Please live tweet the event

2012-02-29 18:37:14
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: Makin a crackin kids book about the food cycle.
Can anyone help us raise the last few quid? Hours to go! http://t.co …

2012-02-29 18:35:58
peteum: Lol at me, Doozer & the MFU randomly in Resale earlier. “Where’s
Dave?”

2012-02-29 15:34:52
peteum: Grist Archive 29-2-12 http://t.co/bWRRBUpE

2012-02-29 08:56:18
peteum: @badtimingnights depends, eh?

2012-02-28 22:12:17
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan I can do what I can & will cut deal if poss but
some stuff I don’t have. You after vinyl specifically? Lots of CD-R action!

2012-02-28 22:07:51
peteum: @normanrecords You know the Mike in the Dr Seuss book? That’s how
I’m picturing him. Big, useful hairy-ass fucker reviewing away like mad.

2012-02-28 21:36:03
peteum: @normanrecords Oh, thanks to your Mike too!

2012-02-28 21:27:47
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Not sure if the good chaps @normanrecords can get
that shit from Leeds to London in a 3 day window but shout me if not!

2012-02-28 19:22:02
peteum: @MaxTundra I’d like to hear that groovy juvenilia dude. I’m not
particularly retro-nerdish but played nuff Felix & The Factory at my mates!

2012-02-28 19:18:44
peteum: @normanrecords Thankyou Norman!

2012-02-28 19:18:19
peteum: RT @normanrecords: New 10″ @peteum offers up 17(!) songs of weird
experimental DIY electro/acoustic “pop”. My brain hurts. http://t.co/b …

2012-02-28 17:27:22
peteum: @normanrecords Any Pete Um gear in the shop at the moment?

2012-02-28 14:40:47
peteum: Good interview with The Rebel here: http://t.co/ZFnjJvmH

2012-02-26 11:34:32
peteum: @MarthaMoopette @ergophizmiz Did he say “Mama” at the end?

2012-02-26 11:20:23
peteum: I was late to Grime: http://t.co/JKoRmwG4 but my son is absolutely
caning Boy In Da Corner in 2012.

2012-02-26 09:24:46
peteum: I have finished American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips, written in
2006. Apparently America is corrupt & insane & at risk of fiscal crisis.

2012-02-25 11:20:31
peteum: @derekwalmsley A Dub Experience, big bright playful cartoon dub
painting. Good for testing yr setup!

2012-02-25 09:21:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX how is it sounding?

2012-02-24 21:35:42
peteum: Poundland, next door, still open for business it would seem.

2012-02-24 21:34:46
peteum: I see that Utopia is holding a closing down sale.

2012-02-24 15:56:21
peteum: @bloodrainbow OK man, thanks for yr speedy assistance big guy

2012-02-24 15:52:51
peteum: @bloodrainbow Thanks dude. If I Amazon some generic thing that’ll
be a bit easier on the purse tho right? Impatient tho he is…

2012-02-24 15:46:38
peteum: @bloodrainbow Uh, have son with iPhone needs charger. Are they like
a thousand pounds in the shop?

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/ErFdXkE8

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/xgkgMPVT

2012-02-23 08:41:57
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: dreamed i was living with a Japanese psyche commune,
where everybody used Korg X5’s and jammed straight onto tape.

2012-02-23 08:40:02
peteum: Dreamt took key-on-string to Cambridge’s Secret Chapel next-the-sea
& was offered bowl of yellow rice which spoke last words of Elvis.

2012-02-22 21:48:09
peteum: Big up all the Bristol people buying my record, for some reason…

2012-02-22 08:25:17
peteum: @50quidsoundboy send me the bits.

2012-02-21 16:44:18
peteum: @JudeClarke you set @arthurCRS nicely in reverse there, or
something.

2012-02-21 14:05:02
peteum: Lee Perry from Pressure Sounds, idiosyncratically packaged for
postage perhaps.

2012-02-21 10:46:38
peteum: Carl Carlton in the maisonette.

2012-02-20 10:05:02
peteum: Looked at myself in the mirror this morning and observed that it
was difficult for me to appear smartly dressed. “you look like Bez” said Jo

2012-02-19 17:33:43
peteum: @neverfadingwood must be alternative reality earth where chazzers
are all Coil etc.

2012-02-19 16:09:23
peteum: http://t.co/KNyZZcfR “2 vintage english music records, excellent
music great for collectors” #delusionalrecordsellers

2012-02-19 14:20:10
peteum: They’ve gone. At the end I was only coping by having an MPC set up
in the bedroom & getting 5 mins here & there.

2012-02-18 22:47:24
peteum: It was funny when my brother rang both our phones with the new
tones Syd changed for a joke & he was tripping & we were all sat in
silence.

2012-02-18 22:46:12
peteum: Like the Dad arguing against veganism on some weird animal welfare
grounds. “What would happen to them all?”

2012-02-18 22:43:36
peteum: It’s no good when someone’s position is so ridiculous that you
can’t argue with it humanely.

2012-02-18 20:46:58
peteum: @arthurCRS when I get my speakers back, as it were.

2012-02-18 16:41:53
peteum: @HughesRich oh yeah, forgot yr a proud Welshman, sorry. Well all
Cambridge is full of money, apart from the bits that aren’t. Blue Ball?

2012-02-18 15:05:57
peteum: Tell me why, @HughesRich I thought you liked traditional English
stuff.

2012-02-18 14:50:53
peteum: In green man. Helplessly earwigging world’s poshest bloke.

2012-02-18 09:56:07
peteum: Today the brother is also in the mix & we get to go on a long walk.
I’m gonna dress as a German WW2 soldier I think.

2012-02-18 09:54:25
peteum: There was a sticky patch where her Dad seemed to think that CRB
checks should be laxer cos of Abu Qatada but I just looked away…

2012-02-18 09:51:41
peteum: @neverfadingwood Must be funny to age a year at a time together.
Quite cool tho.

2012-02-18 09:50:08
peteum: Yesterday was OK actually, partly due to my son’s insouciance &
precociousness & partly they’re off their own patch, plus booooze.

2012-02-18 09:43:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa Then proper birthday salutations to
BOTH, and no more of this Thomasy doubt.

2012-02-18 09:00:45
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa it can’t be both your birthdays,
that’s impossible.

2012-02-18 08:56:35
peteum: @lisablanning it’s so the lizards know where to land their
spaceships.

2012-02-18 08:52:06
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a sodding bitch

2012-02-18 08:49:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood @SimonSwears happy birthday, you shitting gibbon.

2012-02-17 18:02:01
peteum: Cast last-minute eye round flat…bollocks. Massive sticker saying
BOLLOCKS in clear view.

2012-02-17 17:25:17
peteum: OK, going in. If I seem a bit pithy or out-of-character I might be
a bit pithed, or quoting.

2012-02-17 17:21:41
peteum: Playing some Jahtari very loud like burning sage in advance.

2012-02-17 16:06:07
peteum: At the moment the only positive thing I can see about next 3 days
is opportunity to perhaps perfect impression of father out-law.

2012-02-17 16:04:27
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I remember I’ve no need to remind you about
relatives and stress but believe me these lot are also masters of their
game.

2012-02-17 16:02:45
peteum: Been hefting boxes etc for 2hrs. Just stopped to tweet this & son
has paddy cos karate shirt wet & I just “sit on computer all day”.

2012-02-17 15:59:10
peteum: Hilarity-girl is not back till 6 so I was envisaging 2.5 hrs of me,
Osama, their Daily Mail faces + lots of tea + awkwardness.

2012-02-17 15:57:18
peteum: Funniest bit is me desperately changing my desktop background from
Bin Laden portrait to endearing offspring shot.

2012-02-17 15:55:44
peteum: She has cooked this up with the lady she works for, who cannot
speak or move. They know my dad does this to me, so it’s a weak spot.

2012-02-17 15:53:07
peteum: Eventually Scorpio bitch texts back to say JOKE! as my subjectivity
hits hyperspace or whatever.

2012-02-17 15:51:19
peteum: Start hurling boxes back into piles in sweaty flurry of oaths &
hate, all the while considering HIDE as an option v. seriously.

2012-02-17 15:48:51
peteum: Girlfriend texts to say her parents are arriving at mine in 10 mins
(not 6PM) where I have boxes all over floor in fake-normality attempt.

2012-02-17 10:25:51
peteum: RT @disappointment: Disappointed that the spinosaur is named after
its exaggerated spine and not its wild careening dance moves

2012-02-17 08:44:37
peteum: I’ve done all I can do. Negotiated an unlimited alcohol ticket &
changed my desktop to Bin Laden portrait.

2012-02-17 08:42:54
peteum: It’s like Darth Vader in Yoda’s little gaff, holding a bowl. It’s
not right.

2012-02-17 08:37:35
peteum: It’s like Jeremy Clarkson is holding out his hand for your bike key
or something.

2012-02-17 08:34:02
peteum: Why do they have to visit? They’re not my parents.
#herparentsarevisiting

2012-02-16 13:00:16
peteum: I am off to “Music Makers”. Think this involves supporting people
to sing over tapes. Usual metagristic pisstake scenarios then.

2012-02-16 16:11:40
peteum: Listening to Heart on the A14. Like flying through shit.

2012-02-16 15:56:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX that’s an old brimful, from the last century or
something.

2012-02-16 14:23:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX almost be worth the sack, but I want to come again. This
would cure all yr ills, trust.

2012-02-16 14:12:41
peteum: @nochexxx you’d love this. Botton goes raving.

2012-02-16 14:03:02
peteum: I don’t wanna die to a James Morrison soundtrack. #orlivebutyknow

2012-02-16 13:54:41
peteum: A wailing-along-to cheesy pop soul meth addict, even. Entering
soham, I sit in rigid prayer.

2012-02-16 13:48:59
peteum: If I am to die in suffolk, let it be known it’s because my
colleague drives like a meth addict.

2012-02-12 09:26:42
peteum: RT @TobyHadoke: Surely one newspaper has to cover the arrests of
The Sun journalists with the headline “Gotcha”?

2012-02-12 09:26:01
peteum: @paraicodonnell all I know is, the older I get, the more that voice
gets me. Sounds a bit cheesy but it’s the dignity I think.

2012-02-11 19:41:16
peteum: http://t.co/J9oITaSj 11th birthday sleepover

2012-02-11 10:08:26
peteum: @nickforgacs direct from the man on coloured vinyl. Yeah, I hold
him in high esteem too.

2012-02-10 12:54:55
peteum: Waiting for Aaron Dilloway down the PO. Matey’s tache is almost as
long as he’s taking.

2012-02-10 09:51:49
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: It’s not about whether you win or lose. It’s about
making the winner feel like his victory was hollow and meaningless.

2012-02-09 13:39:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood well that’s what I thought, see?

2012-02-09 13:28:15
peteum: @neverfadingwood that’s the shit. Just spunked out for night
watch/great deceiver on 7″…

2012-02-09 09:56:43
peteum: This reflects badly on me in numerous ways, obviously.

2012-02-09 09:55:04
peteum: Dreamt I met zomby with Dave. He was doing a school visit, his name
was “____ Elizabeth Butler” and he was actually alright.

2012-02-09 09:47:59
peteum: RT @dandouglas: “My dog has no nose.”

“How does he
smell?”

“Awfully well via SYNTHSCENT 5000®, the broad-spectrum canine
cyborg nasal …

2012-02-08 11:41:33
peteum: Just doing my best de botton there.

2012-02-08 11:39:12
peteum: Life akin to decorating? Only when you’re there on the floor doing
the bit under the radiator do you get perspective on the rest of the job.

2012-02-08 11:01:46
peteum: @real_dubversion yeah got that single somewhere. Just remember
getting as far as liking it and thinking: duh?

2012-02-08 10:48:31
peteum: @real_dubversion who were the Piranhas and why did they go kwela?

2012-02-08 10:46:15
peteum: @ekolad can’t even play their instruments properly.

2012-02-08 10:14:06
peteum: @HughesRich *winks*

2012-02-08 10:13:09
peteum: You’re propaganda made flesh, you silly bitch, I splutter in
liberal indignance. Sticks and stones, says she.

2012-02-08 10:11:09
peteum: Still painting teen’s wall pink. Feel even more like cultural
traitor with Cher Lloyd staring at me from CD case, legs in the air.

2012-02-08 10:06:45
peteum: Many years from now teachers will use Wiley’s tweets to persuade
disinterested pupils Eastenders was enjoyed with gusto by the masses.

2012-02-07 21:04:54
peteum: Sensitive psychotherapist by day, clumsy OAF by night!
#smashedmyshadesman

2012-02-07 10:43:15
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s good that. I like the Eulogy & general cheepness
of sound.

2012-02-07 10:41:00
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: I released a new online EP yesterday, “Techno
Service II” http://t.co/aNtGYPY8 It beeps a lots.

2012-02-07 08:33:16
peteum: http://t.co/XLKT3nmA

2012-02-06 22:25:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX say the word man! Will be there, starved and agitated.

2012-02-06 20:55:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX come and have dinner soon and I’ll do indie dancing.

2012-02-06 18:19:53
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You mix with melancholy hands my friend…

2012-02-06 18:19:07
peteum: RT @_Doriana_: прелестная подборка треков
(вечернее “чтиво”, так сказать) RT @lilwhiteearbuds
Download LWE Podcast 111: Nochexxx http:// …

2012-02-06 18:17:24
peteum: @fritzbogott So they keep telling us

2012-02-06 17:03:55
peteum: “Dad, can we have the heating on or are we too poor?” #PROVIDER

2012-02-06 16:21:52
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Well done Jim. In a better world with different weather
I’d say organise a picnic or something when robocam gets pink slip.

2012-02-06 15:38:58
peteum: @Laica23 @thewiremagazine Deerhoof bruv.

2012-02-06 15:11:54
peteum: @thewiremagazine Thankyou The Wire!

2012-02-06 13:23:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Think outside the box. A la Schrodinger.

2012-02-06 13:20:12
peteum: I knew @Jim_Jepps first.

2012-02-06 12:54:05
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: @Glinner @bengoldacre I’ve done a quick FAQ on the
Camden Robocop saga. All constructive comments welcome http://t.co/ZL7 …

2012-02-06 12:53:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz William Walton on Radio 3 if you want to goof off
whatever yr doing.

2012-02-06 12:34:56
peteum: Any friends of @thewiremagazine tell me what issue that brilliant
“how to review a record” thing was in, or better link my face?

2012-02-06 11:59:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Steve? Dave? Michael? Oh yeah, have you got the cycle
toon verse jazz sorted? #nopressure #abitofpressuretho

2012-02-06 11:19:02
peteum: @bunnyhausen I’m replying to this tweet of yrs cos I found it as
the only mention for “Adam Bohman” when I did a search. Small internet etc.

2012-02-06 10:00:26
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I’ve always thought that the brilliance of Dave’s
skewed vision is in part due to the fact that his vision is skewed…

2012-02-06 09:32:26
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: struggling against the snowdrift? need a warm hug?
may i suggest you hear my new LWE podcast http://t.co/jGI7hcmg

2012-02-05 22:09:24
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk “Ironic” should be used with care in
this context, to avoid confusion, perhaps?

2012-02-05 22:01:18
peteum: RT @Laica23: Happy Birthday Bill – we are all Here to go #wsb

2012-02-05 18:00:29
peteum: Just had a little Mumsnet moment of parental fulfilment there.
Luckily I was drinking Stringbow and listening to Zomes so it’s cool allow
it

2012-02-04 22:27:46
peteum: RT @DummyMag: Plastic Horse animation studios – Introducing Plastic
Horse animated music videos for the likes of Nochexxx, Débruit… ht …

2012-02-04 21:31:15
peteum: @derekwalmsley http://t.co/GE1kqd0D

2012-02-04 21:27:14
peteum: Shifting crates of vinyl around the house mitigates fuel poverty
just about.

2012-02-03 15:55:05
peteum: Grist Archive 3-2-12 http://t.co/N25g2ngX

2012-02-03 14:23:51
peteum: @spannerpants that was the great plus when you added Silly to
angry Dad.

2012-02-03 14:20:49
peteum: @spannerpants Aw. No. Hello.

2012-02-03 12:04:08
peteum: Um sniffer Oct 09 cd2

2012-02-03 11:45:04
peteum: RT @Political_Fun: The economy crisis is having an adverse effect
on terrorism..one Taliban leader was reported to complaint that: “the …

2012-02-03 11:43:57
peteum: RT @doodlewhale: ﹏﹏lol﹏﹏﹏(_______) ﹏﹏﹏﹏ (laughed
out loud so hard I fell out of my canoe)

2012-02-03 11:43:26
peteum: @badtimingnights here’s to a post-pink future.

2012-02-03 11:42:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum I remember the fight my sister had to
have a pink bedroom aged 9 or so. Within a few years it was post-pin …

2012-02-03 11:24:20
peteum: Ah, there’s hope. She only wants one wall pink.

2012-02-03 10:15:15
peteum: Then again I think post-feminists told me to do it.

2012-02-03 10:13:20
peteum: Occurs to me there may be some hypocrisy here as I’ve painted my
own walls pink before. Why should big tough guys like me get the choice?

2012-02-03 10:06:45
peteum: Re: the pink paint job. Girlie is 13 so I’ll presumably be tasked
to paint it black in a few years. Will go on easier, too.

2012-02-03 09:50:04
peteum: Earthquake glue

2012-02-03 08:46:23
peteum: Got to paint a teenage girl’s room pink today. Feel like a bit of a
scab in the culture wars, or whatever.

2012-02-03 08:41:21
peteum: This Dad’s Rights guy just jumped the shark a bit there with that
Korea comment.

2012-02-03 08:39:17
peteum: Trouble is when you drink socially with The Doozer you have to do
it for two.

2012-02-03 08:38:30
peteum: Saying that, no wonder I have a bit of a hangover if there’s gospel
on the Technics. The Drinkard Singers, too…

2012-02-03 08:34:50
peteum: Shit, that Sabbath tweet was my 6666th. I’m hell-bound for a
certainty!

2012-02-03 08:31:49
peteum: @derekwalmsley Quantifiable only by his red Sabotage pants which
seem to say “Here is my contribution, it is IMMEASURABLE.”

2012-02-03 08:16:51
peteum: @fritzbogott I now realise that what was served to me as
gluten-free porridge the other day was, in fact, a fucking bowl of
oathmeal.

2012-02-03 08:14:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: This oathmeal tastes fucking awful.

2012-02-02 20:27:57
peteum: Waiting for teetotal Doozerman, half-cut.

2012-02-02 19:55:19
peteum: Someone should market a Liam Dutton soft toy.

2012-02-02 16:38:45
peteum: Off gets rabbity Spanish girl, and once again the bus falls silent.

2012-02-02 16:06:38
peteum: Now have an hour on a bus and 30 mins cycling to return to this
exact spot. Hey ho let’s go.

2012-02-02 14:14:57
peteum: RT @ArenaFlowers: Idea for a horror film: A guy brings an acoustic
guitar to a party. And plays it.

2012-02-01 11:46:50
peteum: Stora comp.

2012-02-01 10:59:06
peteum: Some best friend you turned out to be.

2012-02-01 09:55:38
peteum: Magnolia to be. http://t.co/IJtJsQIz

2012-02-01 09:03:17
peteum: Proud to have been tweeted at by a car boot sale!

2012-02-01 09:01:14
peteum: RT @Capitalcarboot: @MaxTundra @peteum come see us too!

2012-01-31 23:33:08
peteum: RT @WOODSIST: watch THE DOOZER’s video for “The Island”

http://t.co/Hkjh8KYR

2012-01-31 17:39:39
peteum: Strip Zomby of his knighthood.

2012-01-31 15:37:55
peteum: Similar story here. Sometimes about 1:10, sometimes nudging towards
the one and a half minute mark.

2012-01-31 15:37:06
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Submitting tunes for release I send 4 CDs full of
tracks thats why they vary in length I will write 100 a week and not g …

2012-01-31 14:06:00
peteum: Forming a new political entity – The Don’t Be Silly Party. Will
have campaign vehicle with megaphone obv.

2012-01-31 10:41:43
peteum: Dreamt I got hold of Hitler’s turntable, and g/f made me take it to
Cash Converters, who offered me £3.95.

2012-01-31 10:31:51
peteum: @neverfadingwood Especially as first bit of its journey involved me
biking it across town! #postglobalistation

2012-01-31 10:28:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood “many different non-styles”. I like that! Glad it
got there safe.

2012-01-31 10:27:19
peteum: @zone_styx Haven’t heard it but I will. Dave Monolith sounded like
a typical Aphex pisstake name & I thought you might be onto something!

2012-01-31 00:08:26
peteum: @zone_styx oh, you had me going like a dog for a pretended-throw of
a stick there…

2012-01-30 14:09:45
peteum: It’s cos I used to work in an ironmongers that I’ve asked the shy,
useless kid that’s got lost finding me a one inch Phillips screw isn’t it

2012-01-29 16:50:15
peteum: @MaxTundra I don’t any encouragement for booties but my companions
have drug me elsewhere. Stored in memory though. Cheers dude.

2012-01-29 12:49:24
peteum: Good Sunday market in London today? Junk, records, food,
whatever…

2012-01-28 20:32:06
peteum: @pawboy2 Did you catch opening rolling text: “the events which
occurred on this expedition are historically accurate”. Well, yeah…

2012-01-28 10:53:39
peteum: Listening to Adele FM at work.

2012-01-28 08:28:18
peteum: Grist Archive 28-1-12 http://t.co/2mQavGyt

2012-01-27 21:29:03
peteum: RT @pembroke1347: Have you ever thought what would happen to
Cambridge if humans vanished from Earth? Well, Dr Rob Macfarlane (1994) has
…

2012-01-27 12:32:15
peteum: @ProUnit my g/f’s irritating music collection, a small box of
James/Tindersticks etc CDs, + that Burning Spear album, still SEALED!

2012-01-27 12:15:09
peteum: @arthurCRS Remember when Syd was sick the other day? Exhibit A.

http://t.co/CrRTQI1J

2012-01-27 12:12:54
peteum: Big up all the hungover people making confused breakfasts!

http://t.co/XBY5zQGW

2012-01-27 12:10:44
peteum: @directoryofbunk Funnily enough I began a gig the other day by
apologising for not being as dextrous as C Joynes, however I can… etc etc

2012-01-27 11:43:21
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk In fact I spell BTEC D.U.E.S…

2012-01-27 11:41:47
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk That’s DUES I’m paying, man.

2012-01-27 11:36:09
peteum: @directoryofbunk You think I make grinding shithop this awkward
without them?

2012-01-27 11:21:24
peteum: @directoryofbunk a bizarre article that seems to seek sympathy by
describing how unpleasant it is to suck Satan’s cock.

2012-01-27 11:01:25
peteum: RT @tom_watson: RT @piratepartyNZ: European Parliament Official In
Charge Of #ACTA Quits, Denounces The ‘Masquerade’ http://t.co/gkC0Bman

2012-01-27 10:52:29
peteum: RT @sammcpheeters: It makes me sad that Maroon 5 will have to play
that one song forever and ever in the bowels of Hell.

2012-01-27 10:52:03
peteum: RT @lilithsaintcrow: Now I want to name a character “Merkin
McGherkin, Hermaphrodite of Mystery”. S/he fights crime!

2012-01-27 10:46:45
peteum: @harukoraharu …party was to celebrate Giacomo’s birthday.

2012-01-27 10:45:49
peteum: @harukoraharu yeah I missed that party too. My brother went and was
offhand with Giacomo whilst checking his post, not realising…

2012-01-27 10:42:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: remembered @peteum / bobby g’s Paedophile Priests
concept.
“gonna rock my way to heaven and roll back down to hell”

2012-01-27 00:42:23
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/EuWatGp1

2012-01-27 00:32:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Couture!

2012-01-26 22:06:15
peteum: RT @TheBlackDog: You know you’ve done a really good remix when you
don’t want to give it to them it’s that good. If its not, you’re not …

2012-01-26 17:07:15
peteum: @johnedenuk actually wading thru dull policy sheets, but every
sinew yearning to be forging the tuffest bashment of course.

2012-01-26 16:26:31
peteum: @johnedenuk sorry, no tweets from me today. You know why.

2012-01-26 16:22:13
peteum: Tonight I’m going back for the first time to the room I lived in
for 15 odd years. Weirdly it contains a live Man From Uranus.

2012-01-26 11:59:22
peteum: My chatty charge gets whole health centre talking. Lady tells me
she was born in lost local pub The Asylum Inn. #tardiswanted

2012-01-25 20:06:16
peteum: Grist Archive 25-1-12 http://t.co/9X0YHDDu

2012-01-25 18:09:20
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Same amazing culinary artistry going on right here.
But also I do this thing where I BAKE a potato to go with it!

2012-01-25 18:05:40
peteum: I honestly thought the guy was called Skillrex. Then assumed
reference to “Skrillex” was amusingly dismissive mockery kinda ting.

2012-01-24 15:06:02
peteum: @Hot_Chip that studio 57 record gets quite a bit of love round
here…

2012-01-24 14:57:41
peteum: RT @FrankRGardner: SOAS academic ‘fears that a war with #Iran could
become a masculinity test in US election campaign’.

2012-01-24 09:35:21
peteum: @arthurCRS No he is though, bless him.

2012-01-24 09:34:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite good.

2012-01-24 09:34:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite.

2012-01-24 09:32:48
peteum: That PS3 can just sit tight though.

2012-01-24 09:28:07
peteum: And now, moan moan moan, my dosstastic day of epilepsy training
(9:30 till just after lunch) becomes a 9-5:30 at the coalface on Thurs.

2012-01-24 09:25:26
peteum: It’s funny how a day off school can work wonders for a sick child.
Starting about 8.52AM it would seem.

2012-01-22 17:07:01
peteum: RT @Pinter_Quotes: Sidcup

2012-01-22 16:03:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood Innit? Yeah, cheers Mr Bell.

2012-01-22 15:57:17
peteum: @bloodrainbow I haven’t found a better pub in the East of England.
If there is one, let me know. Had soup (brown), Broadside, beef platter.

2012-01-22 15:55:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood Nice one dude. Hope it does not disappoint!

2012-01-22 14:43:04
peteum: Queen’s Head, Newton.

2012-01-22 10:32:46
peteum: @chapmusic must have something to do with why they excel at all
things dub. 21st century is a Babylon ting.

2012-01-21 13:59:04
peteum: Running late. Jo complaining about “being a woman”. Persuaded her
not to wear elf ears tho…

2012-01-21 13:39:42
peteum: Off to Norwich for a wedding inna Partridge stylee.

2012-01-21 13:38:10
peteum: Don’t know what that means but it sounds good.

2012-01-21 13:37:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The ‘Fatty Parts’ visual research kitchen now
open for 2012 after Orval-fuelled discussions with @NOCHEXXX last night.

2012-01-21 11:08:09
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: If you missed last night’s broadcast of my new
short radioplay Upsidedownisms, you can listen again here http://t.co/jg
…

2012-01-20 22:41:28
peteum: @polytechnic2 alas the more prosaic TOSHIBA IC-777 but yours has
pride of place elsewhere…

2012-01-20 22:25:03
peteum: Just turned on my radio and randomly found my dear @ergophizmiz
sounding absolutely uniquely wonderfully phizmizian!

2012-01-20 20:06:54
peteum: @MaxTundra An amazing idea, but if you’d seen the sad little box of
CDs my g/f moved in with…freakin’ James and shit…

2012-01-20 14:54:18
peteum: Uh yeah, there is a place to buy my new record online that isn’t
thru torturous dealings w/ me: http://t.co/p2XJptXD

2012-01-20 14:51:17
peteum: RT @Rhythm_Online: @peteum Hi Pete, here’s a link from the site to
your release. Feel free to share http://t.co/EauTWTUj

2012-01-20 09:18:17
peteum: RT @QuoteRevolution: We used to think that revolutions are the
cause of change. It is the other way around: change prepares the ground f
…

2012-01-20 09:10:12
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Voters are most baffling. Solutions to a serious
economic meltdown? 1) Kick Iran’s ass 2) Kicks gays’ asses 3) Help the Ric
…

2012-01-20 09:02:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX at the risk of encouraging some new analogue camera
fetish I suggest you get this sorted!

2012-01-19 21:20:48
peteum: Get yer grindingly awkward shithop here! http://t.co/QKLD8QhO

2012-01-19 14:54:27
peteum: Grist Archive 19-1-12 http://t.co/LQrK4dsT

2012-01-19 10:54:09
peteum: @bloodrainbow @avleachy In my (innocent) dream you had high-water
trousers, square’s white shirt & were shy & goofy with a female lady.

2012-01-19 09:42:13
peteum: Bought the hipster-bait 300 grams of latex record & EVOL matey
threw in the Rave Slime too cos it got sent a bit late.

2012-01-19 08:14:19
peteum: RT @twigharper: RT if the government monitors you on the internet.

2012-01-19 08:10:40
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Good times.

2012-01-19 08:09:24
peteum: I dreamt @bloodrainbow was a massive nerd, & I blew an ethnic pipe
at a baby.

2012-01-18 22:33:21
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm @JudeClarke Emailed Jude a jpg!

2012-01-18 16:58:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I have Ekoplekz merchz. He says I can keep the split 7,
of which there is only one, cos I’m best.

2012-01-18 16:57:04
peteum: @JudeClarke *bug-eyed with exhaustion post-marathon high-five
purely for comic effect*

2012-01-17 19:22:46
peteum: No booze for a heroic 16 days, apart from that one day when I had
four pints & a massive glass of port.

2012-01-17 16:11:09
peteum: RT @cuntoftheday: Cunt of the Day goes to the asshole “hunters”
who, we learn, are prepared to pay big money to hunt and kill giraffes.
…

2012-01-17 16:10:41
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Of course, just staying in character:

http://t.co/HMxImAdS

2012-01-17 16:07:36
peteum: My Discogs Wishlist search for “Bumskipper” finally went PONG after
about 3 years, ha ha! Tracks all spelt wrong. “Analoave Hope” etc…

2012-01-17 16:03:11
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm That review I was on about is now here Nick!:

http://t.co/TexXGBvr

2012-01-16 11:59:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood just bought zoot allures the other day, funnily
enough. Felt I had to at £2.

2012-01-16 11:57:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood long time ago now, mind, it goes without saying

2012-01-16 11:56:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood first night quite a showy tour of his back
catalogue, but great. 2nd more subdued but with added dweezil.

2012-01-16 11:53:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood I met this woman once who had FRANK ZAPPA
amateurishly tattooed on her arm. Apparently she was in attendance too.

2012-01-16 11:51:46
peteum: @neverfadingwood I went both nights, perhaps somehow sensing your
predicament.

2012-01-16 11:45:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood were you at wembley arena too? Have we had this
conversation? #headlikeathingy

2012-01-15 12:07:24
peteum: Grist Archive 15-1-12 http://t.co/idDR6J17

2012-01-14 23:00:57
peteum: @disappointment But it was sort of in keeping with the specific pub
dog, who couldn’t give less of a fuck for human contact etc.

2012-01-14 22:59:55
peteum: @disappointment tbh it was a fairly rudimentary “Pub dog pub dog,
pub dog pub dog.”

2012-01-14 22:30:39
peteum: @disappointment Ha! We used to play that. Had a shit song and
everything.

2012-01-14 18:40:43
peteum: @johnedenuk “Never trust a religious son of a bitch, not with the
lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”

2012-01-14 17:37:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw is writing the Great Yeovillian Novel or something.
Not the same without him is it?

2012-01-14 10:44:27
peteum: Then I’m in the waste wine, treading waste wine, insisting on a
photograph being taken…

2012-01-14 10:42:46
peteum: @nobrelmes You were there!

2012-01-14 10:42:18
peteum: Two nights ago: Man in snorkel/facemask waves from top of enormous
aerial industrial waste wine silo, then dives in.

2012-01-14 10:40:32
peteum: Dream: I’m taking really fucking excellent photographs in an old
building & Vince Mighty Boosh & Mary Epworth waltz (literally) in.

2012-01-14 10:34:02
peteum: Got to sequence/shoehorn purchase of present for 12yr old,
ex-mother out-law birthday lunch & visit from nervy lurcher today, plus the
rest.

2012-01-14 09:04:48
peteum: @IainChambers the who? (joke). Got the disc, ta!

2012-01-14 08:55:23
peteum: I press the Twitter icon & my phone gives me an image of real life.
Definitely some form of pisstake from on high.

2012-01-13 16:13:31
peteum: @kidshirt I’ve got hauntological Wookey Hole memories. “Don’t drop
Panda”, and shuddering at the thought…

2012-01-13 13:56:57
peteum: @neverfadingwood There is/was a lot of real stuff out there…

2012-01-13 13:42:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood I have that problem. I’m like: “stop making stuff
up”. It’s a fault in me, I’m sure.

2012-01-13 13:39:39
peteum: @JudeClarke Replied your face.

2012-01-13 13:32:23
peteum: I have to go to the PO today to send Terminator X to hugospanky in
France, see?

2012-01-13 13:31:40
peteum: Hustle hustle hustle. #hustle

2012-01-13 13:31:06
peteum: I will do deals.

2012-01-13 13:30:44
peteum: Very close to being able to offer all Bumskippers (all 11),
Giraffe, Giraffe Outtakes, The New Album, Old Album, Path Of Least
Resistance.

2012-01-13 13:28:44
peteum: Listening to The New Album at the mo. That shit’s pretty good,
elongated subjectivity notwithstanding.

2012-01-13 13:27:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up Arthur CRS, Dame Edna Everage, Charles Manson.

2012-01-13 13:25:55
peteum: Got some new 120 micron CD-R sleevage thru the post this morning,
so that bit of the cottage industry more or less on fire currently.

2012-01-13 13:24:41
peteum: Might be cheaper to buy direct from the artist tho, if you wanted.

2012-01-13 13:23:44
peteum: Intrepid souls finding my new recordd via Discogs, bless ‘em. Need
to write some press bullshit then Norman will take 5, bless ‘em.

2012-01-13 13:14:41
peteum: Also does it if I try launch Twitter from the menu.

2012-01-13 13:13:25
peteum: If I tap the Twitter icon on my phone it launches the camera
function – any ideas? I reinstalled Twitter & it worked only temporarily…

2012-01-13 11:12:45
peteum: A digital god’s way of punishing the indolent, no doubt.

2012-01-13 11:11:25
peteum: Wow, Twitter on my phone has decided it actually wants to be my
camera. Bit strange.

2012-01-13 11:07:47
peteum: Wonder if headache will flow out thru feet if I get out of bed?
Today’s task is either writing or drilling, see.

2012-01-13 10:52:46
peteum: RT @StephenJMayo: #Gove is like a deranged beekeeper who believes
that if he keeps poking the hive with a stick he’ll get more honey. #w …

2012-01-13 10:52:08
peteum: Also attended the mid-range heavy vibes of reggae night at the man
on the moon last night. Free entry/exit…

2012-01-13 10:47:17
peteum: Apparently Joynesey’s done a mix that segues Burial into Pete
fucking Um. Must be a first/last.

2012-01-13 10:40:56
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I love that Suicide get an axe in Scotland but you just
get the logs!

2012-01-13 10:39:32
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: recurring performance anxiety gig dream, this time in
a far flung Scottish town – scary looking statuesque log-throwing au …

2012-01-13 10:37:07
peteum: Met Mr Joynes for record swap last night & discussed illness,
parenthood and the changing world. #Oldfucksyndrome

2012-01-13 10:30:19
peteum: Annual leave. Stowford Press throbber in the back of the skull,
half a 70s grapefruit in bed. Wagon about to leave again.

2012-01-13 10:20:59
peteum: RT @twigharper: We the People need to round up all politicians and
send them to psilocybin cosmic citizen reeducation centers.

2012-01-12 22:45:54
peteum: @chapmusic I just don’t know the answer to that one…

2012-01-12 17:24:05
peteum: RT @taylordeupree: experimental music needs new standards for
“gold” and “platinum” records.. like.. 1000 sales, etc… make us feel bet
…

2012-01-12 09:39:43
peteum: A First Aid course in Sutton-On-the-Isle? How wonderful!

2012-01-12 07:26:22
peteum: Grist Archive 12-1-12 http://t.co/ytgY1P2V

2012-01-11 10:47:36
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose my intestines are a coalition of sorts…

2012-01-11 09:15:52
peteum: Grist Archive 11-1-12 http://t.co/c5Iy9ivV

2012-01-11 09:12:25
peteum: Haven’t had a drink in 9 days. Feels like very mild acid.

2012-01-10 23:17:07
peteum: @IainChambers I didn’t think it was you tbh. Just being silly.

2012-01-10 22:54:29
peteum: @IainChambers Oh yeah good work with this too, nice one.

http://t.co/aJbqLQbr

2012-01-10 22:49:44
peteum: @IainChambers Sure, if you can be arsed to send it me!

2012-01-10 19:28:40
peteum: If we could somehow monetize Michael Gove’s unlikeability then
education cuts might be stopped in their tracks perhaps….

2012-01-10 17:29:08
peteum: Grist Archive 10-1-12 http://t.co/8h6gaOzf

2012-01-09 22:34:54
peteum: Grist Archive 9-1-12 http://t.co/SzWb7HiQ

2012-01-09 20:22:16
peteum: @badtimingnights You know that WEP ballache? We hadn’t tried
turning it (the router) on and off again had we?

2012-01-09 17:26:29
peteum: RT @markopilkington: RT @SimonRetromania: Woebot, a/k/a Matthew
Ingram, puts out an ebook – 100 Lost Rock Albums from the 1970s – http:
…

2012-01-09 14:12:40
peteum: RT @suzanne_moore: Christ if Worrall Thompson had nicked some nice
cheese and wine that during the riots he would be looking at 2 years …

2012-01-09 10:30:08
peteum: At the moment this work is transferring recordings of me pissed on
a bike from one digital medium to another.

2012-01-09 10:28:06
peteum: Trying to do creative work to a brief today. #downtownwankerville

2012-01-09 09:24:19
peteum: Trying to sort/sell/chuck a bunch of old 45s. Not doing very well.

2012-01-09 08:20:58
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: I’m breaking in this new engine so I was going 50mph
or less most of the way but the countryside is lovely & verdant at t …

2012-01-09 08:16:42
peteum: @neverfadingwood about 10 years ago I made a load of stickers that
said that. They were useful.

2012-01-08 22:20:13
peteum: @johnedenuk Just a few shirts for work kinda ting then? #sherlock

2012-01-07 20:44:22
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12_(2) http://t.co/7RCnbl7n

2012-01-07 20:39:14
peteum: @FarmerGlitch It’s just possible that Pete Um is least worst for
that kind of car journey, but who knows?

2012-01-07 15:35:31
peteum: Well, 6th Form. Not that posh.

2012-01-07 15:34:35
peteum: At skool w/ matey: http://t.co/5qi2ttLt

2012-01-07 15:31:54
peteum: @arthurCRS @NOCHEXXX Is it a sort of shithop, but diluted?

2012-01-07 15:28:11
peteum: I see it’s getting difficult to buy my record on Gagarin, but still
possible here: http://t.co/LVVrqsnX

2012-01-07 14:54:15
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my beershit? What is my beershit? I remember Bukowski
talking about beershit, but….

2012-01-07 14:08:42
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12 http://t.co/3aD3AXOQ

2012-01-05 23:21:55
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Woebot’s published an ebook on amazon: 100 Lost Rock
Albums of 70s. Very good especially given cost approx = 1/2 a sandwi …

2012-01-05 19:39:59
peteum: RT @hey_bbz: @ZombyMusic ur muzik is A+ bro but you should stop
sucking your own dick on your twitterfeed

2012-01-05 14:13:07
peteum: Is capitalism fucked, Jeremy Vine asks Paul Mason. Surreal.

2012-01-04 12:42:07
peteum: RT @JFerraro_zip: our generation needs to raise up to this scum.
fuk the GOP #LIES

2012-01-04 09:10:31
peteum: Grist Archive 4-1-12 http://t.co/vhwPcFbo

2012-01-03 17:18:16
peteum: Grist Archive 3-1-12 http://t.co/SQsFZ5Po

2012-01-02 15:15:34
peteum: @hackneymarshman ‘malevolent armchair’ is a fantastic phrase in
itself!

2012-01-02 14:31:26
peteum: Classic booze error.

2012-01-01 22:12:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: going to buy all the copies of these and wrap them
back in their boxes http://t.co/8jiP884q

2012-01-01 21:29:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX got it/them! Bless you dude.

2012-01-01 17:41:37
peteum: On the ferris wheel, looking out on coney island…

2012-01-01 15:18:31
peteum: News & More have so much more, namely tomato juice at a
semi-reasonable £1.49, & let’s face it Dec 2011 is almost in date.

2012-01-01 15:16:30
peteum: DayOne Smiley reveals they’ve “just run out” of tomato juice with
some bemusement, if only to her.

2012-01-01 15:14:49
peteum: Beggar gives thanks for my atypical but modest donation in soft &
genteel voice. Mouse takes piss from passata & sends me to DayOne.

2012-01-01 15:11:45
peteum: What is he, straight-edge or something? “Do you have any tomato
juice?” They don’t, & we both look at my passata.

2012-01-01 15:07:45
peteum: I’ve been outside & I bring news: it’s still weird in 2012. Tesco
Express staffed solely by bloke in Bikini Kill T-Shirt.

2012-01-01 13:29:02
peteum: See the Boomkat people are lazy but Honest Jons are just
self-employed style randomness with the updates.

2012-01-01 12:57:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz @NOCHEXXX

2012-01-01 11:03:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX @perctrax Never forget!

2012-01-01 11:02:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX when is this? Tell me now, I seem to have organized
drunkness, hangover & other people’s kids similtaneously…

2012-01-01 11:00:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/nP5juCcX

2011-12-31 23:54:16
peteum: Bobby Conn, wrestling.

2011-12-31 15:16:01
peteum: Grist to Willagee!

2011-12-31 13:06:50
peteum: Big up all hackers. I can’t sort out my fucking WEP key so my son
can play his PS3 online.

2011-12-31 12:53:45
peteum: Been fighting with a printer for over an hour, but I think the Um
micro cottage industry of Bumskipper production might fire up soon!

2011-12-31 12:50:24
peteum: That Jos Meeuw is a funny bloke. Sends me a huge stash of stuff,
not including the 7″ I did the press for, but including one of mine.

2011-12-31 12:01:21
peteum: Everytime I sell a Grist 0005 I have to lift a saxophone & several
hundred NM BBC wild recording 7″s out of an awkward corner.

2011-12-31 11:44:58
peteum: Looks like my best Christmas present just arrived from Meeuw Muzak.

2011-12-31 10:30:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’ve got an Outtakes haven’t ya?

2011-12-30 14:12:10
peteum: @fritzbogott “a self-conscious joke in jargon about jargon” KEEP IT
META, man!

2011-12-30 13:44:02
peteum: & I wake up & tell Mouse in retaliation for her regular dreamshare
& she’s like “Who’s Pippa Middleton?” About 65% positively amazed approx.

2011-12-30 13:41:22
peteum: & I turn to leave & she wants to take something further & I’m like,
I don’t think so babe…

2011-12-30 13:40:18
peteum: Oh yeah so I dream about Pippa Middleton & it’s some collegiate
setting & she singles me out & we have coy convo about the arts.

2011-12-30 13:38:23
peteum: @badtimingnights Photo for Twitter pls.

2011-12-30 13:37:52
peteum: @fritzbogott from whenever it was… http://t.co/Gix69aF6

2011-12-30 13:35:34
peteum: @badtimingnights Never mind that have you got a copy of Giraffe
Outtakes (that works)?

2011-12-30 13:34:36
peteum: @fritzbogott OTM. I’m on the fritz.

2011-12-30 13:18:06
peteum: …mind-jangling behaviour of printers notwithstanding. The
primadonna of all PC peripherals, as I call them.

2011-12-30 13:16:19
peteum: Looks like I have almost got the wherewithal to put The Path Of
Least Resistance back in circulation…

2011-12-30 13:11:51
peteum: Feel free to mercilessly rip the piss if you have heard nothing by
Feb.

2011-12-30 13:11:15
peteum: Owing to my own disorganizedness it appears I’m basically off work
till Spring, so the Um-related bit of Pete should explode into action.

2011-12-30 11:35:14
peteum: Grist Archive 30-12-11 http://t.co/pUAM81qY

2011-12-30 11:12:51
peteum: @TheDoctorJoke Loud & clear Doc.

2011-12-30 11:09:35
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s not quite Shock & Awe… perhaps Startle &
Bemuse?

2011-12-30 11:08:29
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: The postman just arrived with the new @peteum
record, at exactly the same time as an e-mail hit my inbox from the same
…

2011-12-30 09:12:26
peteum: Dreamt about Pippa.

2011-12-29 23:16:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Actually they weren’t crap, just a little fey in places.

2011-12-29 23:14:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m outta here. Atypical temperance bruv.

2011-12-29 23:13:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Plus the lyrics were written on the manual for your
sampler or some shit, & were crap.

2011-12-29 23:12:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX No.

2011-12-29 23:11:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember getting bogged down in a precious “it sounded
slightly different when you did it before” impasse…

2011-12-29 23:10:18
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The “speakers deliver the sound” thing? Nah, don’t think
we did. Did it once live tho…

2011-12-29 23:08:35
peteum: @neverfadingwood This is what I was thinking!

2011-12-29 23:07:17
peteum: @badtimingnights Thank heavens for my atypical relative temperance!
Yeah, whenever is good, more or less!

2011-12-29 22:57:53
peteum: @thewiremagazine I’m not sure how my record ended up getting
reviewed but could someone pass on my thanks to the man Clive Bell!

2011-12-29 22:38:23
peteum: @danielpadden Bless ya, but hopefully someone less in Glasgow than
yourself can oblige!

2011-12-29 21:44:08
peteum: Can anyone, like @badtimingnights furnish me with a Bumskipper 8 to
copy anytime soon? Some dude in the States wants 1-9 and 11!

2011-12-29 21:42:30
peteum: If anyone wants to sell their Bumskippers it now got a whole lot
easier thanks to @oscillatordrift

2011-12-29 18:02:38
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX I was going to do a blog post about
demos from mates/stuff handed to me at gigs then LUNCHTIME occurred as per.

2011-12-29 16:28:11
peteum: Someone should do a range of adverts for adults.

2011-12-29 15:39:13
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX the majesty of the mighty microhenrys of
course being on YouTube for all to see…

2011-12-29 15:01:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX only a fucked live collab and the vinyl. Did have
something on tape from waaay back…

2011-12-29 14:52:00
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX every day is year zero for Dave…

2011-12-29 14:51:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad back away from the cd-rs Dave….

2011-12-29 14:50:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I see your fennesz pastiche and raise you 20gb pimmon
ripoffs…

2011-12-29 14:48:06
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I ain’t fucking burning anything, that’s for
sure. #maxbrodknowsthescore

2011-12-29 14:46:39
peteum: RT @ekolad: @NOCHEXXX perhaps, in reversal of roles, u should let
@peteum trawl thru yr achives 2 compile best of, which u can then comp …

2011-12-29 14:41:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think there’s some aborted um attempt to do lyrics for
that actually.

2011-12-29 14:40:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember them days. What about rik waller and his
hurts?

2011-12-28 15:04:19
peteum: @arthurCRS still played the Portland in alarming ratio to your
consumption of hot dinners though, my young friend.

2011-12-28 15:00:57
peteum: *finger on nose, points* @philblackpool

2011-12-28 12:38:23
peteum: @arthurCRS I swear this dude must have said it twenty odd times. It
kept getting sillier in my stupid mind.

2011-12-28 12:36:41
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m not sure if that joke works on me…

2011-12-27 20:04:15
peteum: @philblackpool not just me then.

2011-12-27 13:17:52
peteum: @arthurCRS tenant here at work going on about the CRS box set he
got from fopp. He means CSI. Amusing me.

2011-12-27 08:15:57
peteum: deep fried glumness, the jitters, work

2011-12-26 15:36:49
peteum: I almost just tweeted this: cambridge blue christmas opening hours

2011-12-26 13:44:26
peteum: My brother is checking online to see if there was a Christmas
murder.

2011-12-26 13:23:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum There was approx 100% more Farley
Jackmaster Funk in that Christmas than expected.

2011-12-26 12:14:21
peteum: They spelled out LOVE CAN’T TURN AROUND on it. It still says LOVE.

2011-12-26 12:13:00
peteum: Jo bad timing made a fantastic vegan banana cake, & edible
letraset.

2011-12-26 12:11:29
peteum: On the bottom bunk syd was playing assassins creed in new arsenal
shellsuit.

2011-12-26 12:10:08
peteum: I actually checked his breathing this morning. He was off the
mattress, but asleep fully clothed on the top bunk.

2011-12-26 12:08:37
peteum: It wasn’t as unhinged as Christmasses past, although Bob did set a
new human booze record.

2011-12-26 12:05:44
peteum: Mutiny. They won’t walk. To the pub. In Grantchester. And I’ve done
almost all the washing up.

2011-12-26 12:03:52
peteum: @FarmerGlitch we feel the luv, and Christ we need it… you too
hope you had a good glitchmas…

2011-12-26 11:44:50
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: There is no person so severely punished, as those
who subject themselves to the whip of their own remorse. ~ Seneca h …

2011-12-26 22:24:47
peteum: Grist Archive 26-12-11 http://t.co/av8uRnoZ

2011-12-26 18:30:36
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Today: #Assange: 383 days detained-no charge
#WikiLeaks: 386 days unlawful banking blockade #Manning: 580 days in jail
ht …

2011-12-26 17:25:18
peteum: Ruined Christmas.

2011-12-26 17:24:57
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: @Pani_Bufetowa Can’t upload now. Keep
losing coverage and having to start again.

2011-12-26 17:21:37
peteum: RT @b_wildered: Some photos are funny because they are.

http://t.co/xBEb6Skn

2011-12-26 17:20:18
peteum: That @neverfadingwood is uploading footage of a man snoring in a
particularly Polish jumper, is what I mean.

2011-12-26 17:12:47
peteum: I havent watched any xmas tv, but this is eagerly awaited.

2011-12-26 16:28:59
peteum: @polytechnic2 gimme three steps is my jam.

2011-12-26 15:40:49
peteum: Record on the turntable is Lynyrd Skynrd.

2011-12-26 15:37:30
peteum: I would have been ashamed if I had, but it’s OK to tell you about
it. #funnythat

2011-12-25 23:38:14
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: If you don’t like my arrogance you can suck my socks.

2011-12-25 19:07:31
peteum: Remind me to do a series of promotional underground anecdotes which
I only have because of Bad Timing.

2011-12-25 19:06:08
peteum: Ha, when Jo @badtimingnights put The Skaters on James Ferraro asked
“do you have YouTube at your place?”.

2011-12-25 13:45:36
peteum: @ProUnit Thanks Unit, and also with you.

2011-12-25 12:19:58
peteum: I mean I very nearly had a serious head injury. Death by technics
amp. Imagine.

2011-12-25 11:51:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX please re-enact this later.

2011-12-25 11:49:42
peteum: RT @danielmaier: Let’s take a moment to think about those more
fortunate than ourselves.

2011-12-25 09:23:01
peteum: Just very nearly avoided a serious head injury. Would have made for
an interesting day.

2011-12-25 07:56:01
peteum: My brother is up, and has had a shit.

2011-12-25 07:54:17
peteum: @johnedenuk jah rastachristmas John!

2011-12-25 07:52:58
peteum: Noddy Holder roused and ushered silently through shadowy
corridors…

2011-12-25 07:51:45
peteum: Alarm in t-minus ten.

2011-12-25 07:50:42
peteum: @LowQuay *waves*

2011-12-25 07:47:04
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Merry Xmas everybody #ijustwokeup sleepy but i still
got bars neatly

2011-12-25 07:46:43
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I’m getting old I nearly just put the air freshener in
the fridge lol

2011-12-25 07:45:28
peteum: One time I woke up really early on Christmas morn and read crime &
punishment (till the end) for 2 hours. That was a mistake.

2011-12-25 07:43:31
peteum: Mariah eventually morphed Into “no side to fall in” by the
raincoats though, thank the hipster gods.

2011-12-25 07:38:08
peteum: It’s not a time it’s a fucking price!

2011-12-25 07:37:14
peteum: 5.49 with mariah in my wrongbowed head, ta.

2011-12-24 22:40:11
peteum: fuck you sellotape

2011-12-24 21:49:26
peteum: Extra dishes going on now cos @NOCHEXXX eats like a big fat ho,
apparently.

2011-12-24 21:48:03
peteum: Must. Not. Get. Fucked. Up.

2011-12-24 20:02:52
peteum: Stir-fry & Strongbow yo.

2011-12-24 20:01:08
peteum: @FarmerGlitch festive greets from the bleak east!

2011-12-24 19:55:20
peteum: Finished work! Till the 27th! Suckers!

2011-12-24 11:55:19
peteum: RT @NikKershaw: Theo, my 18 month old son, just pointed to a
picture of @howardjones and said “Daddy”.

2011-12-23 14:00:45
peteum: RT @StanCollymore: Just have one look at my favourites and tell me
there isn’t at least something to address.

Nobody’s playing any card …

2011-12-23 13:57:50
peteum: Ok, show me a Christmas I can’t charity shop my way out of.

2011-12-23 13:52:13
peteum: If you observe a gluten-free diet & don’t buy any special stuff you
end up having pretty weird lunches, I have discovered.

2011-12-23 11:58:49
peteum: @h7dd3rs John Nettles investigates a series of dull manslaughters.

2011-12-23 11:02:23
peteum: Using the word misnomer incorrectly is going to be my new thing.

2011-12-23 09:09:20
peteum: I also liked Aaron Dilloway’s lipsynching record. Lovely packaging
I gave up trying to rip off.

2011-12-23 09:07:01
peteum: Hints of woodsmoke, vanilla, angry mice etc. What a shit Pete.

2011-12-23 09:05:40
peteum: In the doghouse cos I drank some hoity toity Scotch that was
someone’s mum’s in rude glugs, & missed the hints.

2011-12-23 20:12:28
peteum: When people say “Oh my days” they are actually just coyly
referencing Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

2011-12-23 19:08:21
peteum: Audioboo: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham.
http://t.co/7NiRyBA4 #davidbeckham #peteum #smells

2011-12-23 18:58:46
peteum: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham.

2011-12-23 16:19:06
peteum: Two young fellows in the army surplus shop wondering whether you
need to growl if you can sing.

2011-12-23 16:17:53
peteum: Maplin smells of stale mansweat. More so even than Cash Converters.

2011-12-23 15:29:20
peteum: Prison-faced drunk in Poundland attempts joke with sad pony-tailed
cashier. #xmasshopping

2011-12-23 14:00:56
peteum: RT @chakrabortty: Bloody hell. Go and look at @StanCollymore ’s
favourites.

2011-12-22 23:28:46
peteum: @orfy nice one! I love that record.

2011-12-22 21:29:59
peteum: And the Clairaudience Fellowship record from Twig Harper & Daniel
Higgs, the nuttahs.

2011-12-22 21:26:24
peteum: My other favourite LPs from this year weren’t from this year: the
two Zomes records and uh, maybe Legends Of Benin.

2011-12-22 21:24:27
peteum: Probably @ergophizmiz made the best opera I’ve seen this year. I
could go on and on about it.

2011-12-22 21:22:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @LowQuay I’ve been trying to get on this tip but it’s a
works do in my house.

2011-12-22 21:01:46
peteum: Oh yeah, @tapebox doesn’t seem to make shit records & he made
another amazing beautiful object this year, which you can listen to.

2011-12-22 20:51:02
peteum: Probably my favourite 2011 NOCHEXXX-style auteur button-fucker
would probably be @NOCHEXXX I reckon.

2011-12-22 20:35:37
peteum: Dry roasted penis.

2011-12-22 20:35:21
peteum: RT @bloodrainbow: Poison Ikea

2011-12-22 19:56:15
peteum: Just realized tonight’s dinner is Jo’s work do, so alas I’m
drinking socially.

2011-12-22 19:52:51
peteum: @ekolad I should, & would if I could, send you a copy of the 53
track “Giraffe Outtakes”.

2011-12-22 18:49:10
peteum: That Doozer record is amazing, when it arrives. Radio On is my
favourite Doozer thing as yet tho…

2011-12-22 18:40:56
peteum: Best Of records of pals = Nochexxx Savage Herald, & the video!
Probably liked the sprawl of Memowrekz from @ekolad best, or the
dubloaded..

2011-12-22 18:23:07
peteum: @neverfadingwood Chin chin!

2011-12-22 18:22:37
peteum: On a vaguely serious note I would like to give props to everyone
who gave me props: @NOCHEXXX @kekw (?) Woebot @ekolad @cowsarejustfood…

2011-12-22 18:16:37
peteum: I’m the same, I think. Might do a flippant Best Of 2011 list, since
I’m getting pissed here.

2011-12-22 18:15:42
peteum: RT @ekolad: i haven’t made a ‘best of’ list, but i did enjoy that
@peteum 10″

2011-12-22 13:34:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood http://t.co/ZrflADRy

2011-12-22 08:48:37
peteum: RT @DawnHFoster: Blimey. On phone to sister (in Welsh), bloke
gestured at me and said “Those fucking Poles are why no one can get Britis
…

2011-12-22 08:44:29
peteum: RT @pawboy2: One problem is that ‘racism’ as term has to stand in
for n+ wildly discrete forms of hatred, distrust, paranoia, disavowal, …

2011-12-21 17:54:12
peteum: Matt Happy People.

2011-12-21 12:26:41
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino no you shouldnt, you disingenuous comedy sociopath.

2011-12-21 11:39:24
peteum: @neverfadingwood I thought about nicking it.

2011-12-21 10:55:58
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino I knew following you was asking for trouble.

2011-12-21 10:35:42
peteum: @lisablanning I would never do that to a woman. Oh, am I thanking
you as Wire review middlelady?

2011-12-20 21:52:02
peteum: Dancing days. I’m in the bog.

2011-12-20 21:43:03
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: BOBBY’S BACK

2011-12-20 20:32:02
peteum: @singingadams show us yr squirrel.

2011-12-20 20:29:08
peteum: Gluten-free engagement piss-up.

2011-12-20 20:20:07
peteum: @singingadams won’t cook.

2011-12-20 20:01:08
peteum: @directoryofbunk Yes, been meaning to high five you about this.
Pretty fucking grindingly awkward bum yeah?

2011-12-20 14:49:07
peteum: This is my portfolio. I must not loose it. Loosing it may be
considered a disciplinary matter. http://t.co/IsBEHYBh

2011-12-20 10:10:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: any reverse psychology / occult magick practices one
can use to prevent people from lending you DVD’s / music that you kno …

2011-12-20 08:10:59
peteum: @JudeClarke There wasn’t any of that in the dream, but who knows?
It would have looked especially bad as they were so old, and young.

2011-12-20 08:08:58
peteum: They kicked off with Dancing Days, which had a Jacksons style dance
routine. My thing, utilising boombox, was a disaster. Tracks skipping.

2011-12-20 08:07:10
peteum: Dreamt I supported a reformed Led Zep. Two of them were younger
people, one being an actual child.

2011-12-19 08:32:13
peteum: RT @therealelp: CHERISH YOUR TYRANTS WHILE THEY ARE HERE, PEOPLE.
DONT WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.

2011-12-18 23:14:56
peteum: Rihanna’s Only Girl seems to be about the experience of being
insecurely attached.

2011-12-18 22:37:03
peteum: @ekolad Oh yeah, & my songs are too short.

2011-12-18 22:34:36
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man. I think it’s like 10% inspiration, 10%
perspiration. Maybe 30% Stella & the rest pathological abstention.

2011-12-18 22:31:25
peteum: @oscillatordrift Covered in shame.

2011-12-18 22:31:00
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are
missing.

2011-12-18 19:43:32
peteum: @ProUnit One hesitates to say “Ioved his early stuff”, but there it
is…

2011-12-17 21:45:35
peteum: My favourite Shirt… http://t.co/i09hFVdM

2011-12-17 14:45:47
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: there’s an underlying menace to @MoonWiringClub
Clutch it Like a Gonk, which makes sex positive moles and their long nosed
…

2011-12-17 14:36:53
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Think I might treat myself to one of those
ubiquitous USB-powered mp3-to-vinyl cutting lathes for Christmas.

2011-12-17 10:27:12
peteum: Dreamt I was hanging out with Billy Idol. He was small, slight,
decent & a bit dull. Tried to ask about “Vizer trowah!”

2011-12-16 20:32:49
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: the first rule of modular synth club is please
come to modular synth club

2011-12-16 14:29:20
peteum: Grist Archive 16-12-11 http://t.co/qnYIqe3R

2011-12-16 13:45:34
peteum: RT @danhancox: four pages of @DSG_DSG in g2 today:

http://t.co/7kpmYspf

2011-12-16 13:07:28
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s kind of hard to explain why it was funny, but it
was. Plus I always accuse Jo of being an amateur with dogs, as she is.

2011-12-16 13:06:32
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’d forgotten about your habit. Funnily enough when we
were in Bridport Jo saw some, said “dogs!” & they both looked round.

2011-12-16 11:25:31
peteum: Leave stabes & do chores mouseford. And get off my Twitter.

2011-12-16 11:09:32
peteum: ‘Snews’ is what Jon Snow delivers on Channel 4.

2011-12-15 23:29:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad http://t.co/Sodk77Rh Put a copy up
for sale.

2011-12-15 23:08:16
peteum: @johnedenuk Too late.

2011-12-15 23:03:59
peteum: @peteum @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx This record is very
well-received. On Discogs. By us.

2011-12-15 22:59:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad JOKES!

2011-12-15 22:58:42
peteum: @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx Sense won out that time, but nerdery
will find a way. Wiki page offers up for tender!

2011-12-15 22:32:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad Laughably, it was a statement of intent. You
know, to hit 4 figures.

2011-12-15 22:31:10
peteum: @ekolad I’m very grateful for your efforts dude. The process did my
nut in & scared me off, but I have a lot of stuff actually…

2011-12-15 22:29:53
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX The cat number should be Grist 0005, but I think
the cats are a bit skittish at the beginning.

2011-12-15 22:28:34
peteum: @ekolad Ha! That was retrospectively attributed by myself, although
there’s plenty of other conceptual faultlines I’m sure.

2011-12-15 20:23:40
peteum: @ekolad And I’ve only been Pete Um since 2008 & sometimes old skool
promoters bill me as Um out of militancy.

2011-12-15 20:21:59
peteum: @ekolad Strictly speaking Um is the band & Pete Um is the
representative, but in Discogs terms you are right.

2011-12-15 18:28:54
peteum: RT @ekolad: Grist, past & present c/o @peteum @NOCHEXXX

http://t.co/acglYBvK

2011-12-15 18:28:41
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/A82o3z0H – Daft faces thru the ages.

2011-12-15 12:53:14
peteum: RT @Joey7Barton: Think I’ve found a man to respect and admire this
morning, step forward Prof Noam Chomsky…….