10.22.12 - 03:28pm
Apologies for Twitter archivage hereabouts but it serves a purpose for me in my head or something.
peteum: @bloodrainbow it’s a notable scene of dysfunctional misery right now anyway.
peteum: @JudeClarke Yup. Too complicated for here but have gone thru several stages of them failing to grasp fact/&or irony.
peteum: Deja vu in mandela house. Please prove your son lives with you. All the same stuff happening again.
peteum: @directoryofbunk he’ll remain a waxless lemon in this instance too, perhaps.
peteum: @directoryofbunk you can tell a lemon by their zest for overall lemonyness sometimes.
peteum: @directoryofbunk “order cancelled after 870 days without payment”
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: We should establish a free, annual, public sporting spectacle where people swim across the river in front of the boat race.
peteum: @JudeClarke doesn’t sound like much fun. Legs are fairly key.
peteum: Was amused other week at female Radio 4 news voices ever so slightly rushing the Pussy in Riot, almost avoiding the U entirely.
peteum: Like how Flintoff retains professional Northerner sportsman tones apart from when he says “serious” after 10 weeks boxing training.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m just worried the apocalypse is gonna happen & my life will be flashing past my eyes & I’lll just be stuck reviewing that shit.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX just laughed my own eyes out at that Bobby shot!
peteum: @bloodrainbow seriously tho, that’s fucking great. Thanks.
peteum: @bloodrainbow clearly Photoshopped. You can see the pixels.
peteum: @JudeClarke sorry, being an unempathic smartarse. Hope shins are pardoned asap.
peteum: “I’m Rob Jesus, coming like a penis.”
peteum: World’s greatest living MC, pictured here with Sensational. http://t.co/ldJLvFBC
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod think we were subject to infectious psychoactive collective hallucination via shamanic hip-hoppery!
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I’m sure nu-port designed according to latest accessibility guidelines
peteum: @bloodrainbow i think you’re confirming my worst fears….
peteum: Now much cycling & support work, followed by the Daily Mail in-laws. How the gods toy with Pete Um!
peteum: I am a bit embarrassed, but it was shitloads of fun.
peteum: Unbelievable scenes of meta-ridiculous grist last night at the Nu-Portland!
peteum: Big up there @badtimingnights
peteum: Pretty weird to walk in the new Portland for first time & @nochexxx about to start. Then talk baby names with Sensational. Whaddup whaddup!
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tomorrow: Portland, Cambridge @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/ONry021w opening for @SmallButHardRec tour: Sensational, DJ Sco …
peteum: @3DM_Arts i think i was vacantly scraping some dust with my finger
peteum: @eggboycom Once my brother made a tit of himself in front of Mike Patton & when he looked round The Prodigy were on a sofa laughing at him.
peteum: @StaggerLeeF if you love dub, you won’t be disappointed
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Off this innit http://t.co/0JzNSrWl
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Oh, “Lately Girl” apparently.
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Think it’s a Dennis Brown but I haven’t heard it, & probably should! Dub amazing though, bass a hideous monster!
peteum: G/f laughs at me. “Wot? I’m trying to think!” “I know, that’s why I’m laughing.”
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @derekwalmsley Loved this also. Liked his Observer jewellery too! I play his “Lately Dub” when/where I can. Can’t find YouTube.
peteum: @northeffects Thinking of adding small scratch to my Repeat Percussion and putting it on Ebay.
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: Can’t decide between film, gig or club tonight? Why not do all three (!) at The Social Astronaut with @peteum + frien …
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight @peteum, Les Aventures (MFU/Jellica), Goup, Alexa Disaster, 8-12 Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, films, DJs, Â£ …
peteum: @HalPath I know the one It was.
peteum: @eggboycom You’re a freelance new media cock.
peteum: @HalPath @neverfadingwood ah! Yes, hello! Prostitutes indeed.
peteum: @eggboycom that’s rubbish.
peteum: @neverfadingwood thankyou again ‘banana.
peteum: I’d forgotten about Ergo’s blurb and my nonsense text. That’s a reasonable url actually.
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying Look Sharp and Hear the Difference @peteum. This one’s free on @ergophizmiz’ @chinstrapaudio label. htt …
peteum: Oh you mean THAT real?
peteum: One minute Jimmy’s backstage gropin’, then thru a curtain & on our TVs, surrounded by screaming kids. Now then, now then. Brilliant.
peteum: Yeah someone should make the Savile movie. A great lens to view Britain thru an era, & show us we’re suckers.
peteum: Oh the things I have to do, they are a tremendous many.
peteum: That’s weird. We had a whole thing about chickens last night.
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s radio show is now online https://t.co/NBH7Dbga Live set from The Man from Uranus plus Shiflet, Swanson, Fin …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX thanks man, got there in the end! No Dave tonight?
peteum: @neverfadingwood followed! & thanks for all um-support while my twitter was borked! On a high, & gig tonight!
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Meanwhile at our ‘home venue’ final drop-in for #athome Sun 2-6pm Zines, maps, food/drink, music, scale … #selfas …
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: BT returns: MC SENSATIONAL / DJ SCOTCH BONNET / NHK yx ÐšÐžÐ£Ð¥Ð•Ð˜ / NOCHEXXX Weds 17th http://t.co/cH2w8Ad5 new @ThePor …
peteum: Another moment outside asda: schoolboy doing survey is informed in Glaswegian slur “it’s just human nature at the end of the day.”
peteum: Waiting for supported-person outside loos, smiley bloke hurries inside remarking “bloomin’ technology!” to me. No idea whatsoever.
peteum: @badtimingnights a thing where you scoff cake in a cardboard box?
peteum: I never get reviewed in the wire on my day off.
peteum: RT @paullewismoney: PM wants everyone to have as good an education as him. Spending per pupil England 2009/10 Â£5,956. Eton Â£32,067 per y …
peteum: Beavis & Butthead interviewed about Great War on Breakfast just now…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX whut? I had the usual disconsolate flick to check but saw nowt.
peteum: Oh yeah I lost half of one of my jobs today. Seems the Coalition would rather I put the blinds up Fridays than lead the blind or whatever.
peteum: 4 pre-orders so far, albeit all from the same bloke, who collects my work, who has money to waste.
peteum: Next LP is called Babysitting The Apocalypse, a playful reference to the fact that WE’RE ALL DOOMED. 100 copies for the (end of the) world.
peteum: Concerned that Zomby’s anonymity may be compromised by a recognisable tattoo or two.
peteum: Seem to have blagged both incredible cover art and printing for next Um vinyl release, stream-teamers. Amazing.
peteum: Seem to be developing Spectoresque Wall Of Hair. Sawtooth siren song of the clippers.
peteum: @bloodrainbow On the strength of this tweet you are now a Senior-Level member of my stream team. Hoody not guaranteed as yet.
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum Indeed Mill Road is great. Incidentally, there was another Um show on this week http://t.co/iBsxu6d8 but it w …
peteum: @JudeClarke Worried about ontological feedback scenarios if they tweet me while I’m on Mill Road…
peteum: @MillRoadCambs Playas be biting my diffidence yo.
peteum: @bloodrainbow Senior Street-Teamer Simpson
peteum: @MillRoadCambs many thanks you are a great road.
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum + friends putting on “An evening of Cosmic-outsider-trash-rock disco + films” Romsey Labour Club, Friday 8pm+ …
peteum: YouTube-friendly singalonga Beefheart
peteum: RT @WFMU: Sing Along with The Captain! Magic Band Instrumental Tracks for Capt Beefheart’s LP “Clear Spot” [MP3s] http://t.co/wbHmkCFq
peteum: Hahaha! Really?
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Back on the radio tomorrow night, with special guest The Man From Uranus playing live and talking his new project about …
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: it’s on, i’m supporting the big man Torture, aka Sensational, aka personal hero of mine. at the revamped Portland. http:// …
peteum: @spannerpants how’s Advanced Aunting, Theory & Practice coming along?
peteum: RT @kateordeath: So, summary: if your curtains are closed you’re a benefit fraud, swap your rights for money, and stab burglars in the face?
peteum: https://t.co/BPrEvHqv sharing a joke with @badtimingnights
peteum: RT @Mr_Baffler: Romney should calmly ride a Segway on stage while maintaining eye contact with the camera to start the debate. Shows str …
peteum: No need love. We’ve both been up since you were.
peteum: A loud burp outside the door.
peteum: @JudeClarke baby in the RIGHT position to get born, FYI.
peteum: Must be why fantasies of Tories with their legs removed wakes me at 4-something, or tenant that gets up then.
peteum: Twenty quid to sleep-in and then you don’t & have to go home & do it on your day off when you’ve got loads to do blues.
peteum: RT @TheTeenbeat: 100 Twitter followers… today Twitter, tomorrow the world – The Teenbeat @TheTeenbeat http://t.co/IdWweCa5 #TheTeenbeat
peteum: @singingadams lol. I want Peterborough Conservative Women, or similar.
peteum: Anyway looks like I’ll miss this postponed postponement to the power of 3 or whatever.
peteum: Suspect midwives basically follow schedules in same way babies do, which makes sense I suppose.
peteum: @JudeClarke Formalities. Womb inspection etc.
peteum: The other day we went to buy safe paint. “We’ve had no-one coming back saying…” “…My baby’s dead.” suggests helpful mental g/f.
peteum: Before that, midwife on way. Considering “I just don’t feel ready” as an opener.
peteum: Today is my Friday, albeit a Friday where you stay at work till Saturday, aka Tuesday in old money.
peteum: Gig this Friday in Cambridge, if you’re local please http://t.co/sVKhakOw
peteum: @MargoJMilne ta! I suppose I’d like to think my songs go further down than across, as it were
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood gor bless you ma’am! Appreciate it.
peteum: RT @gherkinette: From @Jim_Jepps one of the best written pieces on all the strands of the Savile case I’ve read http://t.co/7HQOB0KK
peteum: @neverfadingwood @MargoJMilne not at all!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thanks dude! Bed now. Much pain/work tomorrow!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Never fade…me…yet. etc. Thanks man!
peteum: @AngryViolist Yeah. Almost negates point of the original band. Bought first 2 LPs for Â£2 each though yesterday.
peteum: If the 1st thing you don’t have to do when you go to work tomorrow/or not is go to Catholic Mass, like me, take another drink.
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood Has helped Pete Um in the past, in several ways, the Sergeant. A nice bloke though, nonetheless.
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s on a cassette somewhere, unheard for decades. I’m gonna dig it out!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Didn’t know it wasn’t well-liked, but I like it. I just bought it!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Let The Power Fall came in the post today. His Public Enemy covers album, i think…
peteum: @Cloverthebeagle this cannot end well. Will nobody think of the white goods?!
peteum: @mattabysmal presumably some arch reference that it’s too early for me to get, but @badtimingnights is lolling away at.
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-12 http://t.co/ljjCFOyV
peteum: Zomes works for all brush work though.
peteum: So Joy Division is shit for sanding stairs but Zomes works for varnishing them.
peteum: @neverfadingwood *trys to work lame Bacon joke in there for ages* *gives up*
peteum: Covered in paint, dust and now soup. Brilliant.
peteum: Finally sold that Plaid record.
peteum: Tiniest bit of decorating and I’m Henry Hill suddenly.
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’m still chuckling at the Spongebob dream…
peteum: @northeffects Even in my sleep, I knew that. And there was Dave, a living reproach in a fanboy dreamscape. It’s basically cos I’m tight
peteum: Also found myself arguing against box sets, using Can’s Lost Tapes as (bad) example. “I’ve ordered that.” said Dave, inevitably.
peteum: Submerged in an African river I saw a dead buffalo floating thru the cloudy water. Spent rest of the dream trying to tweet about it. #sad
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: analogues blogs http://t.co/zT2K31oR http://t.co/zT2K31oR
peteum: Listening to the CHUFFIX cassette for the 3rd time today, now in the Self Assembly hacienda.
peteum: Trying to get ourselves assembled to check out whatever’s going on round @badtimingnights
peteum: Seem to be listening to Ascoltare on cassette here… weird.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Bless your heart/pockets dude! That will go straight to mastering costs for next LP when I paypal matey later.
peteum: It’s not me, it’s them.
peteum: Lipps Inc. yo.
peteum: Panicked earlier and texted the mouse to house”bring the other two boxes of sevens”
peteum: Ha, last time i was here i was begging our mp to house me and my son. http://t.co/6WITf3eH
peteum: I guess these auld fellas are gonna be doing Maroon 5 then.
peteum: Ha ha, Pete Um in the Guildhall. No minidisc but still some decent incongruity.
peteum: deejaying, I should say. Deejaing is an Indonesian word meaning “thick-fingered”.
peteum: Decided my deejaing MO tonight is “slightly-cool wedding”
peteum: I wish I was a little bit taller/ I wish we had an upstairs toilet
peteum: @polytechnic2 DD 29/10/12!
peteum: @polytechnic2 @NOCHEXXX Pimmon has a nice face, Rehberg has an interesting face, Moyles has a cuntface.
peteum: PO for paternity application to Grantham & “We Are Stupid” to Buenos Aires.
peteum: She wants to call her Frodis.
peteum: @polytechnic2 you look like Peter Rehberg in your pic. An enigma, wrapped inside an accountant.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @derekwalmsley @MandrewB Well thanks a bunch, buddy!
peteum: @derekwalmsley @MandrewB I think this is an unsuccessful affectation that paradoxically works in context of song’s sparse, prophetic oddness
peteum: @derekwalmsley This is what it sounds like when doves are being over-literal.
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks man!
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: It’s been said that @peteum’s work is “grindingly awkward shithop”. That is a fucking awesome recommendation.
peteum: Can’t help wishing it was Keith Lemon tho.
peteum: @JudeClarke outside tesco.
peteum: @neverfadingwood science thanks you for your contribution but on this occasion the King Of Rave position has gone to another applicant.
peteum: Too tired to find out what ecstasy does.
peteum: @polytechnic2 you missed out. I kept doing Sutton checks too.
peteum: @mattabysmal i made an effort ; ) Love your Christmas image of @badtimingnights in the snow btw…
peteum: Mouse teasing my hangover saying I will be tasked to shop for bangles today. Last night was great. People came, thank fuck.
peteum: @HughesRich @polytechnic2 Rectifyin’ Rich Hughes, they call him.
peteum: @polytechnic2 @HughesRich awlright! A ticket sold there. #hustle
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Anyone else coming along to MV & EE tonight in Cambridge? Feels like ages since I’ve been to a gig https://t.co/51kLyMOt
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @directoryofbunk Will be thinking about the Cam arts/music maps issue at the site-specific international gig at Rom …
peteum: No, it sounds OK, in general & sequentially speaking, & I kind of thought it might not’ve.
peteum: Just got 1st pass of the masterin’ for Grist 0008. Humbled by myself, to be honest, humbled on Zomby’s behalf, what can i say?
peteum: FYI Grist 0007 test pressings sound awesome thank the Aussie punk gods of fuck, waiting on Bob for artwork plus the rest of it.
peteum: Just played MFU at the wrong speed by accident/karma.
peteum: @neverfadingwood …blah blah blah. It’s one I know & I like it! Progressive 70s rock hubris in the best possible sense, or something
peteum: @neverfadingwood Not a Tull nut by any means but I imagine it’s a decent example between their bluesy roots, the folk rock bit & subsequent
peteum: Opaque writings about Um phenumenum. http://t.co/lCxzP5GA
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s obviously mid-life crisis week here for me but no thick as a brick love?
peteum: Oh I wish the tories fought the cops…everydaaaaay
peteum: @NOCHEXXX all about couture, MPC 6000 XXXL & them fancy-ass bodyclocks that tell the temp.
peteum: @neverfadingwood was drunk when posing the question, & immediately passed out
peteum: @neverfadingwood with the mothers-era ones being especially talismanic in some way. I bought lumpy gravy other day & it felt scarcely real..
peteum: @neverfadingwood *awakens* i dunno, probably cos i heard zappa first at certain time i fetishize the covers as special artifacts.
peteum: First X-Factor now skate-o-bobbins there’s stuff being put in the water i swear.
peteum: Torvill AND Dean.
peteum: She had to tell me it was a wig, is what i mean.
peteum: RT @beaubodor: Tower Bridge will be raised at 3pm today to allow Andrew Mitchell and his pedalo to pass underneath.
peteum: RT @clockworkLA: I swear if I get one more arm hair caught in a club wristband
peteum: Complimented a colleague on her hair, smooth-talker that i am. Not her real hair, alas.
peteum: Gave my future-self a rueful nod as i came over the hill. He’s got the day off, the cunt.
peteum: No church today though, praise be.
peteum: Looking forward to kicking back and… Oh no i have a twenty-three-&-a-half hour shift.
peteum: Grist Archive 21-9-12 http://t.co/jBH280d6
peteum: RT @kidshirt: More gloriously-messy blogzine nonsense! THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG returns for PAGEBUNDLE TWO http://t.co/2OkH4yvN – ENJOY!
peteum: RT @bedcore: My new album on Exotic Pylon, Re-Animator volume 1, tapes have arrived from the factory and I’m going to look at them tomor …
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 2 @TheOuterChurch http://t.co/PBuvzHke
peteum: All Um albums are compilations.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The King, man – Elvis! Or an impersonator, at the Music Makers thing I was telling you about a while ago. Best world event ever.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX the King has come to botton!
peteum: @JimBowers9 my son’s mate said: “sick!….bit random though.”
peteum: @johnboursnell set the controls for the heart of the cupboard.
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 1 @kidshirt http://t.co/7lmwVDYy â€¦
peteum: @kidshirt Read most, ALL GREAT!
peteum: RT @kidshirt: THE KIDSHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE TWO) http://t.co/BWnW8Gf4
peteum: Reckon this should confirm it for Al, and maybe ring a bell for someone else? http://t.co/XvSUMb8E
peteum: Reckon Al “Do-It” Doyle has done it!
peteum: RT @aldoyletweets: @peteum Yes. Yes, I guessed it. I guessed it based on what the picture looks like and what I know about you. I think …
peteum: @mattabysmal it is, i think. Keeping Cambridge amorphously predictable for your return
peteum: @mattabysmal ah, the city that never sleeps, with you, try as it might. Give it a hallo from me.
peteum: Decorating/working on homage piece. Have you guessed what it is yet? http://t.co/MjP8wLNx
peteum: @JudeClarke *discards innumerable scatological comebacks*
peteum: @oscillatordrift (it’s a) par for the course bruv
peteum: Queueby queueby do…
peteum: Long-ass queue in the bowel clinic.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’m gonna get back to you on this when I’m awake. I may be some time.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Shit, I sold that. I’m not sure tho, if you’re right.
peteum: Disregarding obscurities, and also whether you are a fan, what is the coolest Zappa record for general vinyl boasting?
peteum: RT @ScratchyDemus: â€œ@LittleDeeMusic: When a baby’s born why do they always ask how much does it weigh? Why u care Its not a bag of weedâ€ …
peteum: Science museum toilets.
peteum: RT @DadBeard: Shows are still, mostly, just funny looking white guys holding beers in plastic cups,
peteum: @badtimingnights Please delete the ones where I’m looking happy. Actually don’t.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hmm, maybe a cross between Poltergeist/Rentaghost
peteum: OK, here we go: http://t.co/0kjz7jba
peteum: @neverfadingwood Oh you’ll get your money’s worth, I don’t doubt that. Right, gotta find that link now…
peteum: Can probably knock a few quid off that if you talk to me or Google direct… like the blurb though!
peteum: Searching for my own words on Last V/Vm gig I find this https://t.co/xhEwXvqM
peteum: @neverfadingwood He might be strapped, but I don’t think he would appear as V/Vm for that reason?
peteum: @ergophizmiz Actually I guess that must be the wrong Spengler. Thanks for the Cuts Ups!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hey, I thought I went to the last VVm gig ever!
peteum: 80+ vinyl albums Includes: John Lennon The Exploited Gladys Knight Elton John Dave Clark 5 Culture Club Manhattan Transfer
peteum: @ergophizmiz Post arrived. Spengler on about turning me again, ffs.
peteum: RT @RuthESaxelby: Check out the SMS that got Roger 3 years in prison and sign @allout petition to get him out. We only have till Monday …
peteum: What people don’t understand about this crowdsource/play-for-free hoo-ha is that it’s just a precursor for FULL COMMUNISM.
peteum: @JudeClarke Will keep you in the loop
peteum: @JudeClarke Nah, you’ll be in thick tights every day before that (end Oct) but various schedules of us 3 make scenario unlikely b4 it’s 4
peteum: I have a funny feeling this will be the last time I’m alone in my flat, in bed, at this time, for a long time.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX i definitely want it back. The phone sex stuff is the gold though.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX excellent! Yeah, they feel more precious to me of late.
peteum: @neverfadingwood i think it makes sense. We just had a run-thru with fingertip massage & i made her look at the cover of “L” throughout.
peteum: Oh yeah, have finally gone for Hillage’s Rainbow Dome Music rather than Nautical Almanac’s Melding Linearity for the birth.
peteum: Fuck, didn’t realise what my skweee was worth. If only I wanted to sell it.
peteum: Paypal believe matey paying for my electro with someone else’s euro moolah, it would seem, but how would that work?
peteum: It’s a good idea to stop drinking when you inexplicably leave a third of a can undrunk.
peteum: I mean, not like I wanted to go on a Team Day, far from it, but I was told it was important that I was there.
peteum: The kind of grumpiness you get when you take A/L from one job to go on team jolly at the other & they cancel it and replace with training.
peteum: I think the @Betfairpoker guy should have a webcam.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX earlier thee mouse & i speculating “whatever happened to Dave?” i said trax, as it goes.
peteum: “He’s fit, stripped, and available tonight” #sexysubs
peteum: @jalbobble It would take a long time, there would be much fannying about, but ultimately, who knows?
peteum: @EleanorOnly I was questioning the wisdom of my earlier tweet so glad it was taken in spirit intended! Hope you & all Furnaces very well!
peteum: Tenant had dream “apes invaded Britain and were beating people up”
peteum: @EleanorOnly funnily enough my brother is asleep downstairs. Shall i roughly rouse him and tell him his hair looks retarded?
peteum: Dreamt @kidshirt was putting on a No Wave festival in Yeovil called No-Ville. I am NOT joking.
peteum: Turns out I’ll watch The Living Daylights for about 7 quid an hour.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch fifty shaves of lemon.
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: In the London Area? Tonight “The Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensational” will be screening at the 2012 Portobello.. …
peteum: @HughesRich you win.
peteum: This is the time of no reply.
peteum: Endless hold to taxpersons #yolo
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Lovely article about, and mix of, my work from Klen House Radio http://t.co/jpnSwO2Y
peteum: @polytechnic2 the technical term for his like is “fatuous cockmonkey”
peteum: @arthurCRS sir, your fate is to drown in your own whimsy, i fear.
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands presumably because they were sociopathic cunts-in-the-making, whose parents never met their needs, but yeah.
peteum: Cider headache. Jar of hearts earworm.
peteum: http://t.co/55LShz2r has just teleported into my flat. He is very cross and keeps jabbing at his hand-held device.
peteum: Switch off James Dyson quick which is off button
peteum: @AngryViolist @sonotaphonomy @Ypsmael @NOCHEXXX seasons in the sun?
peteum: Every bit of me that isn’t lechy is tetchy. #toosexyformybus
peteum: Bike, foot, bus, train, foot, bus, foot, train, bus, foot, bike, apparently.
peteum: Sort of kids that pulled the wings off flies.
peteum: I love mischief but i don’t get trolls.
peteum: Glad to see this on Discogs somewhere! Big up A-Musik. http://t.co/8mpRgGx7 http://t.co/Iem016mD
peteum: We’d been away somewhere, then got back there, and i was like: “babe I’m not really sure about us and Peterborough.”
peteum: Dreamt we lived in Peterborough.
peteum: @singingadams From my cold indie hands!
peteum: @TheBlackDog still do. Still after the mixer tho…
peteum: Right, better get on with the day.
peteum: Then i was shown a picture of a man in a trench coat at a high window. He was going to kill me. I looked up and there he was.
peteum: They showed me a picture of their Chinese daughter. Her name was impossible to write but pronounced ‘Clara’, apparently.
peteum: He didn’t have the gravitas you’d expect from the Ferguson of 2012. And she was a bit like Beryl from work.
peteum: I remember thinking “yeah i suppose it is him it’s just because it’s 1985.”
peteum: For some reason heavy earthworks and construction was being carried out. Then i met Alex Ferguson & his wife.
peteum: UB40 seemed to have amalgamated into a generic mixed-race representative, who was muscularly-toned, courteous & very obviously stoned.
peteum: Dreamt I was backstage at Live Aid with UB40.
peteum: Tell them Pete Um sent you.
peteum: If anyone here wants one there giz a yell in case I SELL OUT or something. 100 copies for the world. Bad Timing stall all day.
peteum: Making good use of the Mouse’s OCD/art skillz to make particularly perfect copies of The New Album for Wysing/Space-Time fest tomorrow.
peteum: Ekoplekz – Secret Thirteen Mix 024 http://t.co/qEVnd35L Plekz Mix with me et al lol
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Music from @Ypsmael Kelvox1 @peteum @NOCHEXXX CHXFX/PLKFX tapes, @wefuzzylights @AngryViolist zines, Lucy Graves ar …
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Looking forward to working with @AngryViolist and @peteum on the BT stall at #spacetime12 Cambridge/other music, z …
peteum: Don’t think he wants one of those love, he’s a newlywed.
peteum: Lol at colleague suggesting we get young dude leaving the job an “HIV voucher”.
peteum: @LowQuay Sorry, that sounded rude. Wasn’t meant to be!
peteum: RT @arthurmagazine: Q: “Why does civilization need to be brought down now?” Author Derrick Jensen’s answer: http://t.co/n9kmLDmf
peteum: @LowQuay yes i appreciated the distinction you hydra-headed web-spawn but thanks anyways!
peteum: @badtimingnights They say the worst junkies are those addicted to….JUNK!
peteum: @LowQuay Many thanks. I’ll blog about the gristy circumstances I read that tweet when I get a minute.
peteum: RT @LowQuay: Merry Gristmas: Not enough people seem to be aware that Pete Um is a musical/lyrical genius.And he cooks a mean … http:// …
peteum: @badtimingnights I like to think I chose wisely. I had 6 miles to DayOne.
peteum: @badtimingnights This was good if you wanted TV, video, DVD, innumerable leads, children’s stencils or some trousers.
peteum: Was waylaid by skip before that. #Caricatureofmyself #gotawetDVDplayer #&stencils
peteum: DayOne manager enquires whether I like Strongbow Pear when I drop by on the way home. No reason given.
peteum: Strongbow orange.
peteum: Noticed this release sounds surprisingly good on a mobile device, children on London buses…. http://t.co/knycSDks
peteum: Only sprog pix I put on the net will be @arthurCRS
peteum: @arthurCRS Hey, you don’t want kids. You can’t be getting excited about birth events of others. You should be wildly indifferent, in fact.
peteum: @arthurCRS Yes indeed! 8 weeks to go OMG….
peteum: @Laica23 I can’t really talk on the phone on the train. I think it’s because of things like this. I mutter like an awkward spy.
peteum: @arthurCRS bit muddy. Fairly apocalyptic.
peteum: @arthurCRS ha! True dat.
peteum: Corruption. It’s an open secret. A lot people get their hands dirty.
peteum: I’ll never be head of weeding though, basically because of what everybody knows in weeding, but no-one ever talks about.
peteum: paraphrasing irritating woman on the train the other day: if i was going to consider another role in weeding it would be head of weeding.
peteum: A wave of uninformed intolerance and a boxed fluffy pink anti-cancer bear.
peteum: Then proceeds, literally, to read out stories from The Daily Mail at us.
peteum: With a baby due, we get onto housing: “of course, if you had brown skin or were from Eastern Europe there’d be no problem!”
peteum: Her parents delayed, thank fuck. Just choosing what to wear… http://t.co/tHIFYHux
peteum: Looking forward to day off tomorrow bar the fact her parents will somehow contrive to arrive 9am from near Hull, i.e. not.
peteum: @lisablanning @NOCHEXXX Screaming Trees were all tree surgeons also.
peteum: “One unused blank C90 cassette tape for tape recorder made by scotch. Item based on Herts/ Cambs boundary – will meet buyer locally. ”
peteum: Bank holiday Monday! In the pub! Working! Lime and soda! Etc. Still, the old boy regulars good value nonetheless.
peteum: Just watched Bourne Supremacy. Colleague interrupts loudly and frequently, mainly to clarify: “he doesn’t remember anything.”
peteum: @NOCHEXXX CAUTION: MICE
peteum: Welled up to Harmonia on bike, en route to place-of-work.
peteum: I’m trapped outside DayOne. Someone just checked if they sold umbrellas.
peteum: Fuck, this is how it used to rain in Africa after raining never.
peteum: RT @creature_dan: Showing prospective buyers round my flat is weird. “Hmm. Kitchen’s a bit small.” “FUCK OFF, THAT’S MY KITCHEN. YOUR MU …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Tripel 004?
peteum: @ergophizmiz We’ll probably get the Echokrank suite in Hamburg this time…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX to Doop by Doop and had an argument about immigration with an Indian woman. You would have been attacked by panic, possibly slain.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Went out with The Hurricane instead. He neglected to mention it was with loads of teacher mates and I had to do iPod karaoke…
peteum: @ergophizmiz looking forward to the gagarin 20th very much.
peteum: @ergophizmiz bellowhead must bunk at the rock n roll hotel, spoonering in unison nightly.
peteum: @mrpimlico cafe kafka, i think was the place…
peteum: Dreamt I asked @bloodrainbow what the deal was with Panabrite. Tom Waits obviously talking shit about innocence in dreams.
peteum: Lots of people (in actuality, zero) been in touch asking about the availability of this online. Pleased to say… http://t.co/P3GLLbrp
peteum: @NOCHEXXX in a giant pie?
peteum: @DadBeard http://t.co/pqMhuPLU
peteum: Apparently i present no threat to squirrels.
peteum: Smash dry earth clod revealing startled worm silently going FUUUUUUCKKKK!
peteum: Weeding is long.
peteum: Rendering my arse.
peteum: Always crashing in the same application.
peteum: @badtimingnights me too! Saw some lad diving into chalk pits hailed as Foxton once also…
peteum: Not going to call daughter Meldreth. Could work for a cat though?
peteum: Son assumes online gaming community think him dead.
peteum: A man who is tired of Royston is usually experiencing some sort of travel delay.
peteum: @3DM_Arts something like that
peteum: @JudeClarke it is a favourite place : )
peteum: Kynance (NSFW) http://t.co/83fwEteP
peteum: @JudeClarke obvs. And she is.
peteum: Fine potential baby names all.
peteum: Signs to Zelah, Cubert, Ventongimps.
peteum: Petrol station seems to have a waiter. Capitalism is in crisis people.
peteum: The wag mouse enquiries “is this Tonetta?”
peteum: Fie upon their cokey funklessness!
peteum: RT @boomkatonline: New cassette releases from Ekoplekz & Wanda Group, plus Ekoplekz and Nochexxx on Further Records, now in stock. h …
peteum: My step-david always drives to steely Dan & related.
peteum: Pricing prog on the ogs
peteum: Shuffleboard and de la soul. I wish my brother bob was here…
peteum: Getting high in the highest pub in cornwall.
peteum: At mother’s. Somehow a theatrical event was shoehorned into itinerary. Amdram Darling Buds Of. The horror, etc.
peteum: @Peston you are travelling through the middle of my yesterday. This time tomorrow is charity-shopping, oral sex and naps, trust me.
peteum: @tapebox squeezes till ya sing like the Residents?
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: I have said it before, but the #PussyRiot actions of the corrupt Putin state show it to be a regressive, oppressive k …
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ladies & Gentlemen! To celebrate 40 releases on my netlabel Chinstrap, a special mix of choice cuts from past relea …
peteum: RT @JonathanHaynes: For anyone who missed it earlier http://t.co/FbIYkUeJ post on why they’ve shut it down is a must read.
peteum: @spannerpants twas a beautiful song… *wipes tear from eye*
peteum: @spannerpants i can well imagine. Is clover to be baptised? With the swaddling and the whatnot?
peteum: @Laica23 don’t geddit. Am i dumb?
peteum: Maybe we could arrange baptism for new sprog and when the renunciation bit happens go “hang on, what?”
peteum: There was a baptism at the church. The parents and godparents had to renounce Satan. Bit OTT I thought.
peteum: 19th Sunday In Ordinary Time, Year B
peteum: Ah, my hangover is not going to a car-boot sale as promised, but rather to catholic church. Figures.
peteum: I like my job and haven’t done many shifts this week so i don’t mind working all weekend. And yet…
peteum: If there’s any greater pleasure than lying on floor painting left to right above skirting listening to Zomes I don’t know what it is.
peteum: Thank goodness the hynobirthist wasn’t middle-class! #dontlaugh
peteum: “Piers Morgan can kiss my wiry ginger penis. Dope, guns and fucking in the street!”
peteum: “CV’s will not be accepted” #aswecanneitherreadnorwrite
peteum: http://t.co/B52ppgR9 Wayward art radio from outta Belgium.
peteum: Ha ha, Kid Shirt totally grists the whole internets with this one. And glues some words to The New Album too! http://t.co/dVUSRGO2
peteum: WE AM NOT WORTHY OF: THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE ONE) http://t.co/eoGxw4Su via @kidshirt
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Listen to the debut album by Rock With Electronics http://t.co/AgWcfOE8 playing tonight for us at The Portland
peteum: @chapmusic shit, hope you got real paid.
peteum: Hangover war story comparison texts w/ someone dear to me, who trumps w/ “did coke off a toilet with a racist”
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Deep. Fukuyama was right – just the wrong kind of End! Say prayers on old blogs now!
peteum: My computer sounds like a boat. I fear the sea.
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Hey, we were sheepishly informed of The End Of History. We didn’t get any of this GOLD MINK SHIT.
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay lol
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt POSTMODERN LIES I WAS TOLD AT COLLEGE MY DOG IS BETTER, ZOMBY.
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt Next big thing is definitely leaving comments on old blogs, MARK MY WORDS.
peteum: Amusingly zen leaving of Fury, now a month in, revealed as old unlikely fucking gold.
peteum: 10″ shellac scope twoc, has crack.
peteum: Also something on this label http://t.co/ldiNwU5R says AMHARIC & has text in that lingo
peteum: Argh another great record in the wrong sleeve altho v. hard to tell http://t.co/2OclpDs0
peteum: Roadside sign for GALAXY BIG BAND, SNAILWELL
peteum: @paraicodonnell Austerity Mitford – tragically died trying to save money.
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: This Is What 670 Million People Without Power Look Like: Pictures From A Blacked Out India | ZeroHedge http://t.co/6Tc3tLXq
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: Red pashley frame,custom cream wooden boxes.My pride and joy,my passion and my livelihood.The street food revolutio …
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: My Ice cream tricycle was STOLEN last night.She might have been abandoned somewhere in Cambridge, PLEASE keep your …
peteum: @TheOuterChurch not going to get into apologias on here so fair dooze and apologies.
peteum: @kidshirt @TheOuterChurch aw bless her. “Even street niggaz need their breakfast” is a song for kids.
peteum: @xwatkins finally they’ve relented to my ceaseless demands for candelabra!
peteum: @peteum i know Pete. I know.
peteum: @peteum that isn’t what i meant.
peteum: Eating on the bus. http://t.co/4ILW7Y8b
peteum: @StaggerLeeF love that shit.
peteum: Cider for the whisky head, folly for the fool.
peteum: @polytechnic2 thanks dude. Girl end Oct eek!
peteum: Settling into relaxing holiday routine of ten mile hikes to booze source with pregnant partner.
peteum: Ok been slightly wary saying llanidloes out loud but aussie guy just came to bar pointing for “2 of those” off menu & “1 of them” (carling).
peteum: Located unpronouncably. Acid druids adjacent. Plus a mouse looking over my shoulder.
peteum: @kidshirt i’m here with him. He says “ello little ‘un”. I think it’s him anyway…
peteum: @spannerpants pretty ridiculous so far. In good way. Dog called Beazle. Wine & cake waiting in nonsensically ippy madness yurt. Pub = miles
peteum: RT @tarekshalaby: Hash tag calling Saudi’s female athletes ‘prostitutes of the Olympics’ started, but has been hijacked to support them …
peteum: Touch-typing perfect English at some speed, editing on the fly, about where i was at his age.
peteum: Kid of about 14 near me on train is expertly typing out Alexander mccall smith facsimile. Doing my head in.
peteum: Old drafts from the bork.
peteum: Barry was just a late 50s upper m/c bald dude in m&s queue shouting at his wife outside the shop, for clarification. Nuts in July.
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.
peteum: “I’m worried about the platform Barry. It goes at 11.50″ “it’s 11.59. LOOK AT THE RIGHT HAND COLUMN.”
peteum: Irritable with partner till i saw Barry with his. Like Philip larkin with bees in his underpants.
peteum: Train to Welsh yurt. Like sex on fire.
peteum: 5 stars from Brian of Norman! http://t.co/1lStJc75
peteum: @JudeClarke Next year is our combined WOOD-CRYSTAL JUBILEE. I do not want a PUBLIC RELATIONS FIASCO JUDITH!
peteum: My phone’s dead, twitter’s dead, the internet’s dead, I’m dead.
peteum: Imaginary beer growing ever cooler, wetter, larger.
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.
peteum: Citi 3 is a joke.
peteum: Dole office coming up! Excited!
peteum: BBC marvelously totalitaritastic this morning.
peteum: Off to the dole office shortly. AS PART OF MY JOB. #grist
peteum: @JudeClarke happy anniversary dear.
peteum: @arthurCRS the bloke I saw coming out of a shop to crack a cold Stella at 12.45PM has ruined my day.
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS busybusybusy
peteum: @directoryofbunk Indeed. Uh, slight chance of engineering work 29th Sept. Morally wrong?
peteum: @arthurCRS There aren’t quite the hours in the day I’m afraid.
peteum: @directoryofbunk It’s not luck, it’s age.
peteum: It is Fela’s voice. “Petah, you are a dickhead.”
peteum: I saw him at The Junction too. I have a voice in my head telling me I’ve mentioned that once or twice online.
peteum: 1st time I heard Fela was some pretty girls did a dance-routine to Shakara at my school. Sold! Borrowed the tape.
peteum: And I was just playing Fela cos I’m sorting out a thousand bullshit CD-Rs & my g/f has NEVER HEARD FELA KUTI.
peteum: From The Shrine tho!
peteum: So, I’m pleased when it turns out to be, you know, Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti after all, although plain black T.
peteum: Was kind of joking but then I get word back she’s got me my FEMI KUTI t-shirt & I’m like, fuck.
peteum: My g/f’s mate works in Nigeria so I told her to get me a Fela shirt, imagining some insane printed African thing might be possible.
peteum: Just realized I was playing Fela wearing a Fela shirt. Luckily no-one saw.
peteum: Seriously tho, Lester: http://t.co/lcQOJMk2
peteum: Augustus Pablo etc.
peteum: Perhaps the apocalypse will be too hot for the apocalypse, what then?
peteum: I hate it when people tweet about stuff.
peteum: Too hot for the apocalypse today. Samosas, Augustus Pablo, ginger beer.
peteum: @damongreenITV I married them all in a crazed ego-driven ceremony, including the drummer.
peteum: Lester Sterling about right for this weather too.
peteum: Ah bless Pressure Sounds and their island-style packaging!
peteum: You didn’t win the eBay item: Martin Rev – Clouds Of Glory LP test pressing. Don’t give up, pete.
peteum: @aridtrax in unsmiling celebration, jogging away from goal, Cameron high-fives Osborne, who is wearing 80s shorts.
peteum: @Laica23 Hope the onwards is upwards etc.
peteum: @spannerpants shit shit shit shit….
peteum: RT @HutchinsonDave: I hate this weather.
peteum: Thing about MFU is he never finishes beers & it’s either your precious Stella charity or his bullshit Coors Light or whatever #drinkingcoors
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: the new @peteum album? yes, that’s the badger! and it’s here: http://t.co/szGFeS4y
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @normanrecords It’s all grist.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Ha! I think that is a quirky Yorkshire insect via @normanrecords in the orginal instance.
peteum: Almost just roasted a cucumber. Gotta get it together man…
peteum: @johnboursnell Altho, in interest of transparency etc, that song is non-carnal & packaging is just me recycling some weirdo’s postage MO.
peteum: @johnboursnell You got the ever-so-slightly transgressive packaging which means you have to listen to Super Wretch extra hard. #EXTRAHARD
peteum: @unbornwhiskey @cowsarejustfood I think it would be instructive for Acid Mothers Temple to see that tweet.
peteum: I mean, from about his age, this was ALL I DID.
peteum: He couldn’t get the tape in the machine, thought it wasn’t playing when it hadn’t started, & wanted to know how you located tunes.
peteum: Had to explain cassettes to my son earlier. Surprisingly pre-digital things, it turns out.
peteum: RT @horsechatter: Listen to the July 22nd episode of Minimal Wave to hear a track from our forthcoming video for @NOCHEXXX … http://t. …
peteum: RT @boobygraffoe: You shut up about economic hardship, hospitals closing and over-priced public transport! You watch people running and …
peteum: > bod in hi-vis vest on knees installing new park thing-to-do (so hungover) contains all mysteries of the universe.
peteum: So hungover. Scene in park of local gormless child sat in blue socks/shorts/t-shirt/cap eating blue ice lolly watching fat-arsed council >
peteum: Slightly desperate Apprentice-style behaviour from dude in Sports Direct yesterday. Rymans more like The Office today.
peteum: I keep noticing pressured-looking managers in shops spreading that stress down the chain and across the floor.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Google User Initiative. Not really, Graphic User Interface
peteum: Please help people affected by those suffering from @MaxTundraitis lol.
peteum: @MaxTundra itis.
peteum: @directoryofbunk You know how I hate to miss some autistic joke…
peteum: @directoryofbunk I take it that I’m just imagining that’s a Zappa reference I don’t get or a joke about CB “beat pulverisers” (The Wire).
peteum: @MaxTundra It’s a shame that you turned such an indubitable artistic triumph into a source of mere untold wealth.
peteum: @MaxTundra didn’t realize you ran a commercial airline. I would definitely have used your services on my infrequent short Euro hops.
peteum: Me earlier: “Hi Apple Support the person who signed in with my ex’s ID & spent Â£73 of my g/f’s money on South Park was my son. He’s eleven.”
peteum: Shit!!!!! My best bits interview with Gandalf in another dimension coming after tha break!
peteum: RT @kidshirt: Review of Pete’s The New Album to follow (on The New Blog). #@peteum
peteum: Goodbye Cathy. See you tomorrow.
peteum: RT @joemuggs: Ha, @AshantiOmkar reports two ppl separately YELLED “fuck you Boris” when announcement came on at N.Greenwich yesterday. I …
peteum: @directoryofbunk i like the conceptual continuity of your reasoning, therefore i accept this proposal.
peteum: @normanrecords thanks Norm!
peteum: RT @normanrecords: Norm-endorsed loony @PeteUm has a new album, ‘UM – The New Album’. We endorse it. http://t.co/rWXNGOt5
peteum: How do people make the twitter jokes before Reuters feeds me context?
peteum: If anyone in Cambridge has any record mailers going spare I would greatly appreciate them!
peteum: It’s like being at a festival for a month.
peteum: Wasn’t expecting the apocalypse to be this soggy.
peteum: @arthurCRS no-one understands me! (they do)
peteum: @arthurCRS oh! I thought i sounded like a nonsense-monger, but ta!
peteum: @STRATEGY_PaulD been lucky with tape. I hear you on hard drives & backing-up tho. And audiomulch!
peteum: @arthurCRS next splash: I DO WANT KIDS CONFESSES UNHAPPY ARTHUR
peteum: @Laica23 Heh heh. Well, gonna do a proper new material LP next, then maybe do The Old Album. Potential reissue problem of G4S proportions!
peteum: So, when they take even a few copies, which ain’t going to make either of us rich, I appreciate it.
peteum: I dunno, my brain starts to go bloggy when I think about it, but it’s important to have your music in a @normanrecords kinda place
peteum: Special thanks to @normanrecords actually, not only for doing things like answering emails, but just also selling my stuff.
peteum: Also the very good people at @normanrecords, online shopkeepers of some repute, are flogging it http://t.co/f4HydWdN
peteum: You can buy The New Album here: http://t.co/eWqWb1Nq http://t.co/SexEW2Wq
peteum: OK, these are actually disappearing quite fast so let’s have some actual hustle. http://t.co/Fk5tYx9d
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying The New Album – @peteum. First play. Loving it so far. Well into “uncategorisable” territory.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I called you sir in the casual idiomatic sense, forgetting for a moment you were a TITLED INDIVIDUAL!
peteum: Yesterday I had to tell Jo Mouse what ROFL meant. This morning she was highly amused by the Cadbury’s gorilla.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thankyou sir. Sorry, Sir!
peteum: That top he’s got on puts my Nathan Blunt’s Uncle’s jobby in the shade somewhat.
peteum: Perhaps that sounds like a challenge to some. I didn’t spend all day on the web quest for Love Isaacs.
peteum: Found very daft-but-decent ungooglable LP yesterday. Such things do exist still. Suppose I need to do a picture now.
peteum: ” Will the colonel let him go? I doubt it.”
peteum: Suppose the Alawite Shia President Bashar decides to flee, he said. “He will be driven to the airport by an Alawite colonel. ”
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Man I dream of using Ableton like a four-track. It’s just a pretty GUI to me.
peteum: Watching a very slow render of my brother completely hidden (actually comletely hiding) behind a drumkit.
peteum: @neverfadingwood maybe either The Most Beautiful Thing because it is sincere or You Maybe Understand because, regardless of lyrics, you do.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Aw man! thanks. I’m trying to think of which digital download track to dedicate to ya
peteum: Oh yeah, ahem… The Holden Girls were fucking excellent also. Amazing to think they are only in their early 20s…
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s the greatest concept ever, and I’ve had a few. Lol.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think you’d have liked it. He did some songs from Alcoholic – The Musical! anyway
peteum: My brother was pretty damn good tonight, I have to say. http://t.co/yOa6ZTC3
peteum: @kidshirt What can I say? I slept with THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN meme thing.
peteum: @JudeClarke well, we’re in catchment #getttingolderbythetweet
peteum: Will no longer live opposite son’s school as of 3pm. #tempusfuckit
peteum: @tweetjacket nice one!
peteum: @ergophizmiz not saying yr resting on laurels of course, & am saying it as a phizmiz fan. Dm new address tho!
peteum: @ergophizmiz i will do that thing, but you need to bring out a record for the last Pete um effort already!
peteum: Ah, the minister for fuckups.
peteum: Teaser… http://t.co/Hz2×4rTn
peteum: @JudeClarke A good old local name, as I understand it. Fabbs in Fulbourn anyway
peteum: Just remembered being awoken at 3am by g/f laughing for ten minutes because of a “funny dream” in which she was laughing. #notright
peteum: @NOCHEXXX evict Zomby!
peteum: Good night cunts.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s the next video.
peteum: RT @TonyCowards: The toughest job I ever had was being the publicist for the film, “Fight Club”.
peteum: @JudeClarke think yr missing a comedy opportunity if you don’t go in as some sort of ridiculous rustic.
peteum: Side 1: THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN MARCH Side 2: AUTHENTIC BATTLE SOUNDS
peteum: I’m scared to play the record. I put Alvin Stardust back in the Keep box earlier.
peteum: @monktonwylde I had a feeling someone was gonna slap my ham.
peteum: Or weave-bobbing his chin/index in some Beyoncical motion I would be made to feel the intrinsicality of its worth.
peteum: I dunno, perhaps if I had an Action Man here to go with my Action Man record and he was kicking my ankle/stabbing shin w/ plastic bayonet.
peteum: Obviously there is debate to be had about terms like “worth”, and it’s a long one, and perhaps a bit tedious in places…
peteum: The more I build up an on-sight understanding of what records are worth, the more I am surprised what some records are worth. #science
peteum: @oscillatordrift To subtract spirals to create a spiral would be typical Faroesian fiendishness.
peteum: @peteum It’s true.
peteum: @oscillatordrift the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.
peteum: Alex Thomson has two quite separate eyes.
peteum: Think we’re running out of day for the weather to gradually improve in.
peteum: My Ghanaian colleague fronting with her kenny g selection. “i love jazz”
peteum: Presumably cos they let us out of training early on Tuesday and i went home.
peteum: 9-crossed-out 5, 6 pencilled in, apparently.
peteum: @directoryofbunk ah, getcha. Sounds more likely.
peteum: I wonder what the weather’s like.
peteum: The tortoise-joke pounces on the dole-hare of old.
peteum: Saturday job.
peteum: @peteum the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.
peteum: @sarahsausages Only in emergencies. Not very militant with the formerly-Marathons though, if I’m honest.
peteum: @directoryofbunk Eesh. In p & they haven’t found an image. You boys have been dissed by the Sale!
peteum: @sarahsausages You think? I haven’t touched a drop since. Swear down.
peteum: @Hot_Chip I wish I could be there and that it were true also!
peteum: Strongbow have changed the can design. Is nothing sacred?!
peteum: My record storage plans have hit a Goodiepal problem.
peteum: @Hot_Chip Minneapolis! What’s the protocol with that old tune then?
peteum: @directoryofbunk Didn’t spot it tho. You’re too obscure for me.
peteum: @directoryofbunk told ya.
peteum: Think I might do a 7″ called I Know Everybody In The Norman Records Sale
peteum: I only put it on because I can’t get across the room to change singles.
peteum: I’m not into deep house. I’m trying to sort my sevens out.
peteum: Suddenly 6th tracks deep house oddness makes me think I need record other people spend 30 quid on. This, is typical.
peteum: Actual record has million copies on Discogs starting pence, but weirdly mine is US original 12″ & rare, worth $.
peteum: Buy a record cos it’s 50p on Plus8 & I think maybe..? 5 tracks of cheesevox dull house in & I realise it’s in wrong sleeve. Schoolboy error.
peteum: About once a fortnight I stare out my kitchen window and I see @NOCHEXXX cycle past. #parochialcaricatures
peteum: New phone bore.
peteum: RT @chapmusic: the wire should do a theme issue about high mid
peteum: Dreamt of a bombed-out London where colourfully-coarse street people rode huge iron machines pulled by elephants. Carnival atmos prevailed.
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: God I wish I had some mother nature but I don’t smoke on the road to try & help my voice
peteum: @VincentOliver An LSD is all I got.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX we are all record stores now.
peteum: Aw, @JudeClarke’s search for my twattiness made me all hypnogogic for this http://t.co/1ahrVF8q Love the family photos.
peteum: People have been brilliant actually. So patient.
peteum: Tomorrow I have training in 2-person escort & the like so I suppose release could be delayed till Wednesday. Apologies everyone.
peteum: My brother is too busy & I have to wait in for a new phone, about which I could not give a fuck.
peteum: The PVC sleeves for The New Album have arrived at the language school! But I can’t get them.
peteum: @JudeClarke Ah, that’s more like it. I can’t even be a twat properly.
peteum: I get 216,000,000 results for googling “Pete Um twat”. Am I doing it wrong?
peteum: @ffwolfcone “Regression 4 surprised many with its close harmonies and acoustic summer-jam vibe…”
peteum: Some early Gurley, for instance.
peteum: Got some shit stuff. Also some good stuff.
peteum: Â£18.50’s worth of 50p records later, the old man with the carpet-layers knees staggers to his feet.
peteum: Faintly cheered by Indian (?) dancey men being totally excellent before someone mentioned record stalls.
peteum: Ailsa’s dad the buddhist punk dragged me to the deserted, soggy BIG DAY OUT or whatever it was.
peteum: Pointing at the vinyl walls of the trash compactor…
peteum: I was totally like “FUCK YOU AILSA!”
peteum: Child of 7 staring at record revolving on my Â£300+ turntable yesterday derisively exclaims “that is so OLD!”
peteum: *remembers Pretty, the band*
peteum: He didn’t care about not having a PVC sleeve. He’s a pretty rock ‘n’ roll guy. Well, reasonably pretty.
peteum: Following on, I gave @NOCHEXXX the first copy of The New Album last night. One down, 99 to go.
peteum: Note how, on The Rich Hughes Show, my live songs sound shit but the recorded playback is BETTER.
peteum: @HughesRich Oh, I was just thanking you for the EXPOSURE, in actual fact.
peteum: @HughesRich @arthurCRS You scratch my back… … …
peteum: I think this Bloc thing has enabled me to enter the mindset of the Daily Mail reader.
peteum: I can’t come to Bad Timing because the hypnobirthing woman is coming hahahahahahahahahahahaha, sorry.
peteum: REGYATES @REGYATES Followed by RastaMouse
peteum: Seriously though, I would have been a cunt. Seriously.
peteum: @arthurCRS @HughesRich Like sex made out of Wales.
peteum: @arthurCRS Still are, in fact.
peteum: @arthurCRS I thought of you, but you’re much more grown-up than I was. Sonny Jim.
peteum: I’m glad there was no Twitter when I was 28 or whatever. I would have been like this, instead of editing Peel show tapes.
peteum: Also need to clean teeth. I am SCUM.
peteum: Shit I need to reply to Jo’s email.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Weds 11: @deadratorchestr + C Joynes + Lunar Mervin, Unitarian, Cam. 16+ BYOB DRO LP ‘Guga Hunters of Ness’ out to …
peteum: @monktonwylde Dude I was a Smash Hits subscriber.
peteum: @cowsarejustfood He did a little stagger at one point & singer-boy said “watch me skate across the linoleum” or whatevr the line is.
peteum: He was interested in releasing some of my stuff on Human Ear. I sent a CD-R but never heard back. I regret that now.
peteum: Actually I did refuse. I regret that now. I mean there’s paranoia, & there’s wowanoia.
peteum: First words he said to me were “Do you like to get high?” & nodded towards spliff in his hand. I refused of course.
peteum: It is not a great bit of footage though. Bit blurry. Like recorded on nth generation Hi8 or something…
peteum: When he came to my house, have I said this before, he knocked all the cassettes of my shelf & I had to film him amongst the avalanche…
peteum: He’s lovely, Ariel, in person, no honestly.
peteum: This means I am 3 Wires behind but have read ALL of Twitter since April, or something.
peteum: When I got up, eventually, my wag of a wife-girlfriend had put Ariel Pink’s face where my bum sits on this chair.
peteum: Might have been my perception tho. I feel very awful today.
peteum: Listened last night w/ Davechexxx. Bit perturbed to hear myself failing to form any kind of logical narrative at any point.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: vodka on the rocks with The Visitor with . @HughesRich @peteum http://t.co/J7SK4d4C
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: “Mummy, Unity won’t share the tapenade.” #onlyinkilliney #notmakingthisup
peteum: @cowsarejustfood then I saw them at reading and the guitarist looked like he’d left all his blood backstage, not good on his feet.
peteum: @cowsarejustfood turned up at the place I worked at mid 90s looking v road-weary. Later, onstage, this becomes rock machine magnificence.
peteum: RT @Pundamentalism: Relieved to discover that the guy on the other end of the phone is “Ray Powell” rather than the more sinister “Rape …
peteum: @johnpeelarchive @CoolDelta Yes. Not now though.
peteum: @orangemousse Thanks dan woodford.
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s The Visitor show with special guest @peteum is now available to stream / download http://t.co/fvkoqmaS
peteum: @HughesRich hey man, rest of the RHS sounded boss on the speakers at home. Clear, loud, & host’s voice v radio-friendly & sexy etc.
peteum: @HughesRich /make them up…
peteum: @HughesRich OK, hold tight while I think of them…
peteum: @badtimingnights @HughesRich Use the office PA I guess?
peteum: @polytechnic2 no way.
peteum: @JudeClarke please. Need to know basis for faisal spiral of doom Cathy looking foxy etc
peteum: Can someone watch the news for me?
peteum: RT @HughesRich: @peteum I should definitely have called it the “Rich Hughes Show”, much better than The Visitor #gutted
peteum: My tetchy self on the radio tonight playing some sketchy folk art on the Rich Hughes Show.
peteum: Nothing against French poofs but eurodisco an unnatural abomination obv.
peteum: Hard not to feel old & crabby when working-class dudes dress like French poofs & black Americans make eurodisco.
peteum: They always forget my meal in restaurants too, remember. #AAMilne #itsallgrist #evenwhenitisnt
peteum: This time there are only 100 records. Each one dedicated to @directoryofbunk
peteum: Still better than last time when I was missing 100 records.
peteum: I cannot make an announcement of The New Album vinyls cos they forgot to send the plastic sleeves.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX or change it to a film about the contrasting views of Cambridge fusspant art-knobs and call it Grumblefish.
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Now that’s, erm, confirmed. Ha! Got @peteum in the studio for my radio show tomorrow night. Live music and chatter.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: FACT on the buttons http://t.co/lIVAAcmg #chxfx #plkzfx #further #battlepack #c60 #nodolby
peteum: @HughesRich Yep, or will be!
peteum: @arthurCRS sorry mate, whenever I’m pissed in a dream it’s the same old hobby horse…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX have you tried watching it with your eyes closed?
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Worked out today that BT has booked approximately 100 solo artists #nomatesrate
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Soundtrack blowing your mind, you mean, obv?
peteum: @JudeClarke Indeed. As Local Social Network Matriarch, consider yourself a NEWS DATA HUB.
peteum: @JudeClarke I feel you granny, but at least nick’s not up the duff, if you get me ; )
peteum: You just know Ciaran Jenkins has an Aunty who thinks the world of him.
peteum: Nick Herbert, ha.
peteum: Fuck him up Cathy!
peteum: @JudeClarke yeah thanks. He seems to fall on his feet so think he’ll be ok.
peteum: @JudeClarke You knows it Granny J!
peteum: Just dropped son off for induction day at secondary school. Well, round the corner & 30 yards up the road anyway. #thatstooclosedad
peteum: PANIC BUY – WHILE STOCKS LAST!: http://t.co/Pprmv16g
peteum: @lisablanning it feels great. Send the records to: 9 wheaton house, ….
peteum: @JudeClarke gag after ivor cutler, of whom I recall you being a big fan.
peteum: @JudeClarke before my time. I’m only 28.
peteum: Fuckwit colleagues, charming in small doses, can be wearing over a whole 2 hours or less in Ely.
peteum: @bloodrainbow second-blackest in the infants.
peteum: Oh, there’s a Nornea. I would hope for a Chronicle.
peteum: @badtimingnights @JudeClarke I partied in the street.
peteum: @JudeClarke the Alex was loosely involved.
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights all matters of fact bar the zoology.
peteum: I did get a moroder 7 actually. Dave.
peteum: @badtimingnights *curls lip in ambiguous smile, looks ridiculous*
peteum: Bit Gwydird in the mind but no time for presenteeism. Car booted but couldn’t dig, torture! Now ely, home of the elephants.
peteum: @lisablanning is that a neologism on my face, or are you just pleased to see me?
peteum: @lisablanning Someone had to put a name to it
peteum: @lisablanning Blinger Lassing?
peteum: Especially when it takes an hour.
peteum: That losery feeling you get when you go thru the 8 hours of tweets you’ve slept thru to the last one you read before you went to bed.
peteum: I can see Relate from here.
peteum: Top deck’s well sticky. #losers
peteum: RT @HenryBooth269: Icelandic banks crashed in 2008. They jailed guilty bankers, nationalised banks and grew their economy, currently at …
peteum: Only just noticed glaring wrongness of yellow plastic industrial chimney amidst bullshit cornish ephemera.
peteum: Funny how upstairs at pasty place there’s a photo of Harvey from the indie stall disguised as a cornish tin miner.
peteum: Spent an hour and a half at quayside. Full of impotent rage at class system.
peteum: RT @James_Macintyre: Let’s do an unscientific Twitter survey. Retweet this if you think Jeremy Hunt should be sacked.
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: next time you go to a folk gig why not dress up as a Cyberman
peteum: Little Hamish & Cisse, holding hands, leading us to site of the incident. OK son, NOT GUILTY as charged.
peteum: Just did a total STERN DAD number on my son for losing his phone. Turns out some little kids pushed it thru a hole in the fence. #Desterned
peteum: Don’t know if I kicked a printer in a past life or something but I might do it again in a minute.
peteum: @twowrongfeet @JudeClarke Deaf ears & egotistical searchy fingers! But yeah,hear what you mean tho. Less shambling/demanded/portland gigs
peteum: I was born there. #fuckthetories
peteum: @arthurCRS A Babycham?
peteum: @MassMvmt @discogs No exciting things please!
peteum: RT @MassMvmt: RT @discogs … Exciting things ahead! < OMINOUS
peteum: @twowrongfeet guess they didn’t. ; ) now I want to know what track tho…..
peteum: I hate fascist barry in abc but his deputies letting the pots get too low.
peteum: @arthurCRS The buck stops here. Until I cycle it over to ABC Kebabs anyway.
peteum: Think I’ve wasted the time of time itself today.
peteum: Made an important decision. Going to have a beer and watch the news and get a kebab later.
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks NF Banana!
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Can’t Get Started – @peteum. Lovely album. Indescribable. You’ll just have to get it. http://t.co/yyW9J7U2
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m trying to think of a name for your bar. Arthur’s Leather Sphere?
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm sorry I have this new app that stops me making cheeky jokes after 3 ciders.
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J. — pete um @Pani_Bufetowa
peteum: @peteum TWAT.
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J.
peteum: @JudeClarke almost mentioned r Rob. But without the artifice, less obviously handsome etc.
peteum: My son came up with the idea of a HATE ZOO earlier. For hatreds you couldn’t keep domestically.
peteum: Xavi’s got such an excellent face.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @DROKK_ write the thing I’ll read it ; )
peteum: @TheOuterChurch But yeah, so clever, so hip, so much wit. It brought me up. And then music totally nicked me off it.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch I mentioned this to a crusty mate once and he said “oh yeah, we totally ripped off that whole look”
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Yup.Going from Botswana to Treworgey Tree Fayre was quite a trip. Felt like I’d stepped into the pages of galaxy’s greatest!
peteum: @RougesFoam I’ve only been to Oxford once and I passed him on the street. It was like a joke for my benefit.
peteum: I’m gonna buy that. 2000AD was my whole world circa 1985.
peteum: RT @kidshirt: New comic-Strip “1947″ by Kek-w (script) / Mike Dowling (art) in 2000AD prog 1789 – out now in UK! Pls retweet, etc…thanks.
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen hmmm….
peteum: My son nicks the big kitchen boombox and plays Jessie J so the whole estate can hear. #karmicwhiplash
peteum: Fucking hell, I sold some MP3s. Madness. Cheers mate!
peteum: In. Your. Face.
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic the premise would be him chilling on a street corner telling people what they aren’t doing right.
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic I just imagine a black box on on a head with weed smoke constantly emanating from it.
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Just me high as fuck making weird noises with machines
peteum: @virginmedia I have a phone line! I’m sure somebody told me I was getting a phone to use it with though?
peteum: Zomby should have his own reality tv show, but remain anonymous by being in shadow/blacked-out.
peteum: Random jhon cosgrove fizzog on the gogglebox again.
peteum: Same bloke who left with me, knowingly, with a fucked ethernet cable the first time.
peteum: “I’m not a barry boy meself but I do love a good motor”
peteum: (Sound of galloping hooves) Ah, the Virgin Media engineers are here.
peteum: RT @NattyVee: Is there anyone fluent in Polish who would translate an essay by my grandfather aged 15 in 1942 about his Siberian exile? …
peteum: @peteum “brilliant white”, as it goes…
peteum: Painting conveniences for the unsighted.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ah yeah! What time’s match? Think I got Syd, see…
peteum: @aldoyletweets Ah yes that fine line between embodying the transcendent and being embarrassingly fucked-up. Why they invented the MiniDisc.
peteum: @zone_styx @arthurCRS a mate who probably did most to shape my taste similarly now uninterested. Can’t get my head round it at all.
peteum: Going to go and count the PRN now.
peteum: RT @jackseale: Useful visualisation of the amount of tax avoided by @VodafoneUK, compared to Jimmy Carr: http://t.co/3MeATDrH /via @Clai …
peteum: Bought a Wedgewood bowl & a book of aphorisms earlier.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch everything after Hunting High And Low.
peteum: @TheOuterChurch ever the iconoclast, Joseph.
peteum: At work, listening to Broken Wings.
peteum: @HughesRich That’s my ass thumb.
peteum: @MassMvmt Oh thanks man. Hope that link won’t damage my porn or anything. Yeah, new discovery for me!
peteum: Actually I don’t have any gigs booked. Apart from DJing at a charity event in September.
peteum: Seem to have picked up a thumb injury. Hopefully be OK in time for next performance.
peteum: Dubbing Yximalloo to my Onkyo yo.
peteum: Thanks for the retwits etc.
peteum: Grist Bandcamp page, where you can buy MP3s ha ha ha. OR VINYL in laughably limited quantities. There will be a… http://t.co/ZpqsX28C
peteum: “Complacency of an almost criminal nature”. Yup, that’s Justin Webb. Smug-voiced cock-dome.
peteum: @LowQuay was starting to make me ashamed to be a lech.
peteum: Someone’s had a word about lingering shots of babes haven’t they.
peteum: Warning to anyone with young children: they grow up FAST.
peteum: @arthurCRS We need a “view meta conversation” button here.
peteum: @arthurCRS How long is too long for witty replies, because I haven’t got anything yet…
peteum: New piece. http://t.co/5rx2qlLU
peteum: @IainChambers I have a pretty recognizable style.
peteum: Got to write press blurb for Harry Merry!
peteum: Pain in the Um brain.
peteum: RT @tapebox: got about 20 tapes of fucking ice rink music. WHY?!! when will I find something amazing? burn tape recorder to appease spirits?
peteum: The spankmaster speaks.
peteum: RT @UltraMan7000: Happy Fathers day to everybody and spank those hardheaded kids especially young mothers raisin goons who need a good a …
peteum: Not really feeling this new Katy Perry joint.
peteum: Been doing a picture. Tell me what you think. http://t.co/872w5Bw4
peteum: Sitting around waiting for dinner to ruin.
peteum: That squirrel’s still dead.
peteum: Off to work. Keep me amused Twitter.
peteum: @northeffects Remind me to upload the shit song I did with one of your excellent products soon! It’s like The Spaceman Third or something…
peteum: @serocell Funnily enough Firth on later w/ Helena Bonham-Carter in The King’s Speech & I was able to recentre my perv chakra.
peteum: @northeffects @NOCHEXXX lousy phone shot boast… http://t.co/sXiRHEn0
peteum: @serocell was just being coy about the resultant misogynistic feelings…
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts oh yeah the Staff are great @ColchesterArts ; )
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts “this is shit let’s go” whispered to audience dude by g/f in mechanical bird ceremony my abiding memory.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @northeffects I got lucky with a few of them the other week!
peteum: Just watched a bit of Bridget Jones. Reassessing my heterosexuality.
peteum: @arthurCRS she don’t give a fuck.
peteum: @sarahsausages that’s what I thought it was until I saw the squirrel on the other end.
peteum: Pleased I saw the five pound note though. Scrrrrcchhhh!
peteum: Glad I didn’t have a hangover cycling to work when I saw that crow pulling a metre-long strip of gut from roadkilled squirrel.
peteum: @MaxTundra May it take you to Higher Ground, brother.
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Got a parcel from @peteum and it rocks. http://t.co/ghWpLt2m
peteum: @who_is_connor Nope : ( Will let you know tho, and glad you enjoyed Monday.
peteum: @MaxTundra Knew of it but just listened to it, very good! Somewhere I’ve got a piece of vinyl from his record-breaking attempt.
peteum: @MaxTundra oh, I’m disappointed there was no recorded delivery of jokes awkwardness now! I’ll try harder next time.
peteum: Ah, that horrible moment when you realise you’ve got Star Wars-related disco rarities & you can’t let go, even tho it’s DEATH STAR CHEESE.
peteum: WHY ALWAYS ME?
peteum: Looking like my time at the chazzer coalface has justified my gold-sniffing knob-endedness, pretty much. A return visit, I might add.
peteum: Why always Germany?
peteum: @MaxTundra A pun worthy of Asterix, I would suggest!
peteum: @stormagedan Thanks Coxy!
peteum: @MaxTundra Sorry, was feeling waggish. Your real name is asterisked at the bottom!
peteum: @ed_ramage today, both. Not including penis.
peteum: If the singularity gets here before we develop a hangover cure I guess we deserve it.
peteum: RT if you’ve ever signed for records in your pants, looking like shit.
peteum: @tapebox it’s all grise : (
peteum: @tapebox Structure?
peteum: @johnboursnell Aw. Thanks man. Hope the 10″ measures up.
peteum: @HughesRich it was good man. I had the fear beforehand but i drank my way out of it. They weren’t too shabby either ; )
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness real bad, and someone is drilling into the opposite side of the wall behind my head.
peteum: @MaxTundra Oh yeah, might have spelt your name wrong
peteum: RT @ExoticPylonRecs: Maria & the Mirrors – band of the week & interview @wonderlandmag http://t.co/CWg8SZur
peteum: Carpet-laying fucks.
peteum: @arthurCRS I never had that one, mainly because I always had Mango Curry (cos I was in Brighton for one night only or whatever).
peteum: @arthurCRS Mango Curry! #thousandsofyearsago
peteum: Where’s the Mouse at?
peteum: All square Gdansk.
peteum: @HINIONGE I don’t know much about poetry but I’ll say one thing for jhp – he’s handy with a corkscrew.
peteum: @MaxTundra Also, thing in the post!
peteum: @MaxTundra NO HELP WHATSOEVER BUT: http://t.co/lXa13bdr
peteum: RT @TummyCustard: TORIES: Control immigration by simply making the UK a place where no cunt wants to live.
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you aren’t obsessively going through your files and correcting every little clip and fade then you haven’t smoked eno …
peteum: @DeathGripz ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES
peteum: Gove Pob dildo lol.
peteum: RT @HINIONGE: OH and i didn’t realize i still had a copy of my first ever michael gove fan fiction http://t.co/Z4wAwf8Q
peteum: Hope @spannerpants gets that one.
peteum: RT @QuintinForbes: If you find massive shoes and think they might be giant’s, check for the birdhouse in the sole.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Prepare yourself for very small extra-terrestrial contact bro. It’s a landing strip.
peteum: Me & Mouse stepped out , sat down, and social flotsam dude arrived & stayed to chat. Still fucking got it. #romance
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I AM FUCKING MADE OF METAL.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX was it “the power and the glory” by Saxon? #myfirstvinyl
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12_(2) http://t.co/lRbjT28o
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/WOSNl2dM
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/3znbVN6G
peteum: @badtimingnights exactly.
peteum: My songs are really narrow on vinyl.
peteum: Cry Fearne, cry.
peteum: Scientists breed first helpful Virgin Media engineer. Fucking shitloads of voodoo though.
peteum: @MCMumma1 It’s weird you put that. Those are the symbols for me & Jo in our private text lexicon. “Jo is greater than Pete”, that says.
peteum: Test pressies!
peteum: Tru dat.
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a arse fuckwit
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: Large giraffe
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum ; (‘
peteum: What’s the emoticon for treasonous again?
peteum: Just realized I’m not going to have the old New Album vinyls for the Hot Chip gig. Because of The Jubilee.
peteum: Pretty sure the Queen’s comment about the Jubilee being a “humbling experience” is just an in-joke for heads of state.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX get off the drugs bubs.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/eCn8TQUr
peteum: Nasty party pasty Nazis.
peteum: Dear Britain, your meritocracy results are here. I’m sorry to inform you that you have royally fucked up.
peteum: Whenever I am being precious about an encore (once, I think) , my brother shouts “Do the racist one!” Didn’t realize there was a precedent.
peteum: RT @StaggerLeeF: Ah brilliant, Macca’s doing the racist one
peteum: Aw, said goodnight to son then spend 3 minutes w/ both of us trying to think of names for Jimi Hendrix’s cat thru closed door.
peteum: Still watching it. #petewatch
peteum: So tired I just watched fifteen minutes of Spri…right fuck this shit.
peteum: So tired I’ve just watched ten minutes of Springwatch.
peteum: No offence to cocksuckers. Where would we without ‘em etc.
peteum: Piss off Barlow you cocksucker.
peteum: People singing along to My Old Man.
peteum: @NickButt66 England’s Glory going down very well.
peteum: Heart FM a moron’s charter.
peteum: Shades of Doctor Who here.
peteum: Still, at least I didn’t do something stupid like drink loads of gin last night.
peteum: Now I’m cleaning the loos for the queen.
peteum: My boss, an Irish woman, expressing dismay at how few people are celebrating with bunting etc.
peteum: I am now tying up red, white & blue balloons and putting up little flags with the queen’s image.
peteum: Get to work. Fucking great union jack out the front. Fucking great.
peteum: Amusingly, grist fans, I’m sitting here drinking gin preparing a DJ set for a Jubilee party on the morrow.
peteum: RT @krishgm: Our producer on the river @katiehunter64 says reports coming in over boat radios of people with suspected hypothermia
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, mine too but target audience an’ all that. Plus, it’s all grist.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I might just do that. A sort of study of ambivalence, or something.
peteum: @NickButt66 That works, I reckon! Thanks mate. How did you do the other night then?
peteum: @northeffects I’m looking at it now. To be honest, I’m a bit tempted. I know I can’t get away with the Pistols, but…
peteum: Also, does anybody have any acid?
peteum: Feel free to suggest some startlingly obvious fascist UK shit, if you’d be so kind.
peteum: Any thoughts on a playlist? Was thinking of starting Rule Britannia then kinda Vera Lynn/Marie Lloyd/Glenn Miller but need more…
peteum: Now you all know I’m a psychedelic anarchist but I work with learning diffs posse & this is a works do type thing, so playing it straight.
peteum: Listening to 1978 LP on United Artists.
peteum: @badtimingnights no. Soon!
peteum: No, I’m home. I sold one record. Thanks Gordon McKenzie, who is a very funny man.
peteum: I’m in the beer tent. Where are you?
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: We have covered 2.5 km. The 5-year-old is screaming Sumerian curses. The baby is technically on fire. The lady in th …
peteum: I have copies of the Pete Um record on me STOP ME AND BUY ONE. Reduced price for the Jubilee/economic collapse.
peteum: Where are you?
peteum: Off to Strawberry Fair. Meet you by the main stage yeah?
peteum: @arthurCRS Apparently I can be “R”-sed.
peteum: @HughesRich Glad to hear it. Oh yeah we have to do that thing still, don’t we?
peteum: http://t.co/KPlfMoSy Hot Chip support from Peter Um next Monday in Cambridge. Dress fancy I guess.
peteum: @singingadams Thanks Dad.
peteum: @arthurCRS See, that wouldn’t work for me as I have a large collection of cool shoes.
peteum: Creepy-crawlies take care of business man.
peteum: Talk to a spider about the world wide web and he’ll laugh in your face.
peteum: These chaps have no need for SPADs, wireless broadband, pizza, irony etc. Their shit is decentralized, ground-up, grassroots stuff.
peteum: RT @ekathimerini: Tsipras: “We will return minimum wage to 751 euros, raise unemployment benefit and double length it is paid (currently …
peteum: These fuckers will still be here in a thousand years, you mark my words.
peteum: I mentioned the Coulson thing to a woodlouse. Completely blank look.
peteum: there’s no I in teem either…
peteum: Being paid to weed garden today. I bring news from the teeming insect world beneath our feet: THEIR SYSTEM IS BETTER.
peteum: RT @JewishComedians: “Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?” ~Rosea …
peteum: @J_Loewenstein look, I think I may have had some of the furnaces’ wild turkey backstage but I resent this slur on my excellent character!
peteum: @ergophizmiz the breakfast of criminal masterminds.
peteum: Just been questioned by police for looking sus. #bornbadorappearingthus
peteum: Cocum tonight. Any views Camfags?
peteum: Chinton Tesco bus stop/time stop.
peteum: It’s not fair that I have to work on the bank holiday Monday, or that the Tuesday falls on my day off.
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t know about either, or the fact that my (effin’) son has half term. I’m an idiot.
peteum: @BBandMP Good innit? Haven’t had it for ages. I’m big on grapefruit though. The big yellow prince of fruits.
peteum: I am drinking some ting.
peteum: @Hot_Chip it’s so goofy and yet so deeply dudeish too. Gets watched a lot at appropriate times in these parts…
peteum: @Hot_Chip Gotta be a bit of Freedom http://t.co/szK4bMrQ
peteum: @ergophizmiz I guess yr little lass started the uncanniness. Out of the mouths of babes. And my arse, of course.
peteum: @ergophizmiz image for contrast, me & my irritable bowel in your loo reading Morecombe & Wise annual #bringmeshit #heathersmall
peteum: @JudeClarke Well I like that one but I was thinking of the “pretty as a prayerbook” one.
peteum: @JudeClarke I used to listen to that album every day, before I became an experimental musician. The line on That Was Your Mother my fave.
peteum: I am making a mixtape. My apologies. It’s so next-level my girlfriend has fallen asleep on the sofa.
peteum: @zone_styx *makes Dave Lamb-style “get him” noise* I’d quite like to see the German CDWM actually.
peteum: @zone_styx Well that sounds right up my street and knocking on my door holding a badge, if you get me.
peteum: Barred from Bobs boat bash by buying-for-butlins bore for boy’s beano bobbins etc.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX shitcocks, I was afraid you’d say that.
peteum: My son has really taken to swearing.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX is that tomorrow? Bob did tell me, which is once more than usual…
peteum: @zone_styx this wolfram wire joint I’ve ordered better be good
peteum: It’s not you Adele. It’s me.
peteum: Man I don’t smell too clever.
peteum: Sort of still in the green shoots stage of recovery…
peteum: Might be because I was basically struggling to be upright yesterday but my desire to go to work soon is “modest” at best.
peteum: @derekwalmsley Reductionist applause, yeah?
peteum: Flying preacher time.
peteum: RT @Holy_Mountain: You say festival, I say show that starts too early with too many bands.
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: Its ALIVE! The fundraiser has officially launched. â€œThe Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensationalâ€ film is calling on.. …
peteum: @JudeClarke *does the special sign* (linked fingers gesture with wide eyes?)
peteum: Vortex of doom! #faisal
peteum: Was so hungover when I woke up I thought British politics could be explained in terms of yin and yang.
peteum: Can’t go back to sleep cos a noise record on its way.
peteum: @NatThornBudge I don’t think I’m mad at all. Presumably that’s a sign. So, you grew up then, I expect?
peteum: O the fragility!
peteum: Blue is the colour, football, obviously, the game.
peteum: @NatThornBudge only if you’re from Beeding.
peteum: Oh man.
peteum: Rileys, chelsea, best PH ever, confirmed, again.
peteum: @Grabcocque a metaphor for your reactionary hate, I’m sure.
peteum: @arthurCRS online persona consequences
peteum: @arthurCRS My avatar looks funny over yours #nohomo
peteum: S P A C E
peteum: Spoons business meeting. Decided Grist 0007 will be 7″ by little-known Aussie punk unit Moustash. Watch this space.
peteum: I won’t, but it’s fascinating. Orwellian austerity daycentre with subtitled BBC 24.
peteum: I’ll miss this ’spoons.
peteum: Funeral over. Going to ceremoniously unfollow @Wiley__ now cos life’s too short.
peteum: @ProUnit having never been north of border I don’t have right to think of that being quintessentially Scottish but I do…
peteum: @HutchinsonDave @neverfadingwood I saw Styx in Montreal in the early 80s #unlikelyrockboast
peteum: Faith-dissing from reactionary types seems prevalent, but I have to say I’ve found my occasional church visits dispiriting.
peteum: Prayers answered. Don’t have to go to church.
peteum: @oscillatordrift gonna take your word for that big guy…
peteum: Brown shoes don’t make it.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that wine? I sort of broke your fridge earlier, btw…
peteum: Sat on my arse listening to footwork.
peteum: Ok, luckily Dave has spilled beer all over himself, cos we’re on fire. Boomkat reviews of classic albums, is the concept.
peteum: @bloodrainbow its ok. It’s not vile. I just don’t like the concept.
peteum: Chez NOCHEXXX, before him. Paul’s Boutique on deck, bless.
peteum: @neverfadingwood the Stella brand cider, which I regard kinda like Dylan going electric, or something. French cider fine. Bring it on.
peteum: Broke a rule, dammit. Bought Cidre.
peteum: RT @NoiseyMusic: So @pitchforkmedia gave @KillerMikeGTO #bestnewmusic. All we did was make him call his mom and talk about weed. http:/ …
peteum: Mastering matey, of whom I cannot speak highly enough, merged 2 Um tracks & split another. Has caused some confusement I can tell you.
peteum: @caitlinmoran Ew.
peteum: Man From Uranus: Future Focus. Blast from the local past. Features James and Trish from Broadcast.
peteum: @arthurCRS ahem.
peteum: @peteum hello idiot.
peteum: @peteum hello Arthur. Am I in trouble?
peteum: Cleaning fridge trax at work alone.
peteum: Listening to 2003 Ascoltare CD-R.
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you havent heard C4C yet and you arent sure if you want to buy it by all means download that shit for free. you like, …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX fancy a tribute kebab or just a few drinks tomorrow night?
peteum: @nochexxx sorry about Summer pro.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: CHXFX – ECOCIDE, sound of Martin Rev going fishing – new tape due on @furtherrecords with @ekolad http://t.co/tjTDoK45
peteum: @polytechnic2 only more crisps/dope.
peteum: @neverfadingwood well, he was sorted till the end of school anyway, then he shuffled off.
peteum: Exchanging polite emails about test pressings like a TOTAL DON.
peteum: Truantiest ever kid in park outside my flat. Has been moodily doing nothing alone for 3 hours now. Think he has crisps & dope though.
peteum: @badtimingnights No.
peteum: Free the Bad Timing One!
peteum: Jo Mouse asking me if Jo Brook’s going to prison.
peteum: RT @bencnn: Overheard in #Egypt: “#Cairotraffic has all the hallmarks of Al-Qaida.”
peteum: RT @qikipedia: Francis Crick was on LSD when the structure of DNA came to him http://t.co/krzkDlkX
peteum: Must. Not. Have. Another.
peteum: Excellent old fuck in grey safari suit, red tie and matching baseball cap takes African handshake from ID-requiring youth.
peteum: I tell you what I wish I’d worked hard and led an honest life cos pissing away your pension in spoons looks right up my alley.
peteum: MONSTER MONDAY
peteum: @compactrobot not sure how that one applies to his libdem endorsement…
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa uh, get smart. http://t.co/ywAMmEFz
peteum: @MCMumma1 Damn the internet is confusing, but thanks.
peteum: @Matthewstep Oh! Thanks. My mother is kind of Canadian, does that count?
peteum: Shit Mothers Day!
peteum: Razzall in a Rebekah collar. For a joke?
peteum: Big up adjacent lady reading Private Eye. Fuck everyone else reading Numpty mag.
peteum: @IainChambers my glass pretty much always 50cc…
peteum: Climatic conditions in east anglia perfect for double maths/historical battle scene/suicide on farm. #welcomehomeloser
peteum: Crawley, at long last.
peteum: Actually I’m not in spoons now, but that did happen.
peteum: Son doing SATS, dad at undertakers, Pete in spoons. #wastedinreallife
peteum: @50quidsoundboy @compactrobot ha, I was upscrolling just to check nobody else said it…
peteum: Never, uh, cooked a joint before, but tonight’s lamb something to rival the best I’ve had, even Adam Teasdale’s, & I don’t say that lightly
peteum: Uh, you wanna get on the Radioactive Sparrow list. Perhaps thee great lost group.
peteum: But still determined to avoid inappropriate Withnailesque tone of bobby and I’s visit last week.
peteum: Thus I pass thru garden city carrying toothbrush, Retromania, Strongbow, recording studio.
peteum: Siblings rota’d for grieving dad support in order of efficacy, with me out of turn in the middle.
peteum: Grist Archive 13-5-12 http://t.co/nCsm576A
peteum: RT @JesusGreenPool: FREE swimming all day and the sun is out for us we’re open till 6pm tonight and hope to see you down here
peteum: @_felixmartin Just found this randomly in a folder, but I like it. http://t.co/t4UpkdqR
peteum: @oscillatordrift The beats are actually quite sick.
peteum: @johnboursnell Your emphasis not mine, but would be nice to see some decent, sanctified people such as yourselves out there in the mob.
peteum: And you know that’s Bad Timing innit.
peteum: In other sellout news I am supporting Hot Chip on 11th June in Cambridge, disagreeably as R Stevie Moore takes boards at The Portland
peteum: Well, there’s 100 but I might keep one to do turntablism with and such.
peteum: This is for my self-released reissue of my 2003 CD-R The New Album, soon on vinyl at last in fuck-you edition of 99! #Grist
peteum: Gonna do a musician-style tweet now, watch out: Got the tracks for The New Album back from the mastering guy and they sound GREAT!!!
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man, appreciate it! Oh well, guess I’m headed for Editions Mego with everybody else instead
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I do own boke sitar/tabla combo, plus a blim I think, but I’d wanna film it & you’d never let me.
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thinking shld have something to do with trying to stretch yr simian partner’s arms, but only bringing their face close to yrs.
peteum: @ekolad I’m such a player labels sign to me “I HEARBY CHEERFULLY PROMISE TO SPAFF $$$ RELEASING PETE’S BOBBINS MUSIC LOL”
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hurrah! Always welcome.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, I got there in the end
peteum: The monkey-wrench should also be a dance.
peteum: BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking Followed by Billy Idol and others
peteum: @NOCHEXXX will bring tabla, weed.
peteum: @therealelp @TheIllegit Yeah, right to marry person not equivalent to right to eat person, in my fucked-up liberal worldview.
peteum: RT @therealelp: if they just did the right thing and said fuck it get married they wouldn’t be able to bring it up as a divisive point e …
peteum: RT @therealelp: they’ll always keep gay marriage on a tightrope. its the perfect lark. it matters and therefore distracts. every. time.
peteum: @ergophizmiz it’s all grist.
peteum: RT @JulianDutton1: About this time of the evening I like to dangle a curtain tassel from my chimneypot & pretend my house is wearing …
peteum: RT @zone_styx: idea for 4xCD brostep compilation: Bass is Fraternal
peteum: RT @peter_watts: Dealing with the counterculture: bookseller Carl Williams, London’s specialist in punk, politics, drugs and the occult. …
peteum: I wish the stage at The Portland had a curtain.
peteum: @JudeClarke I live in a log cabin off East Road. T’is a simple life, but it suits me well.
peteum: Burnt toast for gluten-free akin to fag smoke for ex-smokers, it seems. Or maybe I’m just hungover, and gibbering. Work now, great.
peteum: RT @marcuschown: Question: Why does Cameron not want you to see risk assessment of his NHS bill? Answer: Because it predicts catastrophe …
peteum: @ProUnit I went to the Ninja Tune offices once, circa almost-the-90s ago. Not name-dropping, or maybe a bit. But yeah, that era.
peteum: @ProUnit Ah, those were the days. Or were they?
peteum: @ProUnit Good word. I’ll never look at my penis the same way again…
peteum: @ProUnit The summit of all our ambitions, I’m sure you’ll agree. #onlyjokingsomewhat
peteum: @MCMumma1 MCMumma? Well I suppose Pete Um is a silly name really…
peteum: @smokingdrum @normanrecords I say: no no no.
peteum: Those girls were alright in the end. Don’t judge book by it’s yappy cover, Pete, you cunt.
peteum: On tube en route from chichester to cambridge, sudden profound longing for metropolitan life.
peteum: “look what Georgina bought me! Girl’s got issues.”
peteum: Oh no, loud young women.
peteum: “earlier incidents on the track”
peteum: The only reason these ciders aren’t burning a hole in my pocket is that they’re cold and they’re not in my pocket.
peteum: Dad’s uncle would take my grandfather to locale & suddenly abandon him to Cuckoo’s clutches in the presumption of his fearful young mind.
peteum: Dad tells story of Joby Cuckoo, a vagrant inhabitant of copse near his grandparents house. Presumed mad, hence name, but poss WW1 veteran.
peteum: Only thing I’ve ever complained about in a restaurant, David Gray.
peteum: Whitney fucking Houston. Bob needed a shit.
peteum: Fuck, it’s David Gray. We’re outta here.
peteum: Woman at nearby table opines on futility of our wars, which she expects to last forever.
peteum: Cancer misery in Chich. In pub afternoon coldplay sing to me. Bobby getting yips. Lone woman in Barbour sups red.
peteum: @Jim_Jepps SHOCK GREEN NEWS AS JEPPS TO STAR IN USTINOV BIOPIC
peteum: Shopping list. http://t.co/CPp4DygK
peteum: I swear my brother has a higher ass than normal brothers.
peteum: @staggerindie high plains drifter please. X
peteum: Dude at Redhill station sat holding toilet seat staring through it, you are a genius.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX cos I’m a high…
peteum: @monktonwylde Yeah, just had a little YouTube session. *sits with cursor blinking for ten minutes*
peteum: Won’t get choked up by Twitter eulogies when you cark it Mandelson, you fucker.
peteum: Shit, we listened to Paul’s Boutique the other night, with the customary twatted rhapsodies.
peteum: @northeffects that adds a new dimension to her sleepy voice.
peteum: @PennyRed I bet George Galloway was full of “legitimate arrogance” once.
peteum: Also, why does Facebook now how that discombobulated look that MySpace had when it was carking it?
peteum: Apologies for sounding a bit like a cunt tho.
peteum: Getting these #facebooknews tweets confirms my theory that Facebook is an evolutionary catalyst for introducing morons to life online.
peteum: Jubilant mood here at the HQ of the What’s The Fucking Point Party…
peteum: @directoryofbunk Ha ha, fuck you. No it’s going to be 10 for press, 20 for mates etc and 70 for Discogs.
peteum: Still, it IS chips.
peteum: Usually voted but haven’t. Can’t vote for Greens against “FUDGE AND MUDGE”. Can’t vote for anyone else.
peteum: RT @branespeaks: Ppl urging others to vote “whichever way” cos “it’s important”. Do yrself a favour and think a bit harder about everything.
peteum: @directoryofbunk my next thing will be 100 copies, but I’ll keep one back for you.
peteum: Transkei Special, vegetable soup (pretty good, if I tweet so) & a weird shift 6:30 to 9:30. Drat.
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose you could be Superman too.
peteum: @arthurCRS Kinda Happy 0th Superman, with you in Jor-El role, but maybe that’s me being up myself, or my Mum. Well it’s layered, isn’t it?
peteum: And then it’s fuckin’ Adam Ant. Check my Discogs, people. New stuff all the time…
peteum: Ha, typical that the first LP I’ve got in the @johnpeelarchive is that one by Ace. Inessential, as @ekolad would say.
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa travesty. 2, obv.
peteum: @zone_styx *considers massive Benjamin portrait backpiece*
peteum: @zone_styx A long time ago in a galaxy about 2 mins from here I did my dissertation on Kafka. Those words are inscribed on my soft brain.
peteum: @arthurCRS Let me know if it’s going to be released on vinyl or anything.
peteum: @pimmon Feeling pretty old now. It was very nice to meet you. Wish I’d been soberer or atl least .5 awake. Hey, send us those stupid photos!
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @StuartMaconie Gong KICK ASS! Well, space-whisper up your bum, at least.
peteum: @arthurCRS Figured you’d be safe hands. If I was atttending wedding with you as BM yr speech would be most looked fwd 2 thing (after booze).
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think I could only manage Poland for one night, and Russia for about five and a half hours.
peteum: @polytechnic2 yeah, probably starting in Hamburg.
peteum: I feel like I’ve been on a short tour of Germany.
peteum: Had kill-or-cure fry-up. Now dead.
peteum: JJ Cale at rest on turntable, William Onyeabor out of his sleeve.
peteum: I hope I can make it to the vodka…
peteum: @MargoJMilne ha! I did sorta wonder when I wrote that…
peteum: @MargoJMilne I like your #facebooknews. It reads like a Twitter parody thing.
peteum: @arthurCRS how did you do?
peteum: @lisablanning I did hear. Good luck & ting. I quite like the randomness of my role in that documentary tho. It’s all grist innit.
peteum: @lisablanning ah, another pronouncement from The Wire’s Fashion Editor…
peteum: It’s my birthday, its my birthday.
peteum: @lisablanning sorry, been bullshitting you, that’s the real me.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’re losing your edge.
peteum: @bloke_zer0 I’m blaming ed for this.
peteum: This party is so insane I just popped out to British Heart Foundation & bought a Le Creuset pan & all I missed was Bob pouring a drink.
peteum: Well Bob’s here. That’s most of a party.
peteum: Can’t have a party on Twitter yo. Anyone remember the Real? There’s Twiglets… Come on guys.
peteum: Guys I’m drinking tea and listening to mellow African jazz while two 11yr-olds are on the Playstation here. #letsgetthispartystarted
peteum: First guest has arrived. A friend of my son, who is not here yet himself.
peteum: Hot damn my fucking mind hurts. What in God’s name did I do to deserve this? Oh yeah. Ha ha.
peteum: Goat’s cooking.
peteum: @polytechnic2 Is it an 8′ X 5′ canvas of a shed against a bleak sky with a man drinking cider in it?
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa You too, possibly…
peteum: @JudeClarke Cheers ‘dith
peteum: @seltengehorte There’s some funny photos anyway.
peteum: @polytechnic2 Well, we’ll share it, I suppose.
peteum: @polytechnic2 You can keep it mate.
peteum: @arthurCRS If it’s good enough for Fifty… Thanks, and good luck yourself. Just keep telling yourself “YOU’RE THE BEST, THE BEST!” etc.
peteum: @Laica23 Thankyou Mr 23.
peteum: John Fahey, Ibruprofen, 7UP.
peteum: My age changed as I held a disjointed conversation with Pimmon at The Cricketers, or whatever it’s called now.
peteum: Yesterday I had a bowl of cornflakes, two Macaroons and six ciders. I feel unwell, and it’s my birthday.
peteum: @seltengehorte obviously I’m a married man. Just got a bit caught up in the oceanic emotional flux of pure PIMMON, and cider.
peteum: @seltengehorte watching him play he looks like he’s waiting for someone to plant one on his big sensual laptoppist face… a bit…
peteum: @Laica23 yeah I could fill that flow chart.
peteum: “And now if you’d like to get yourselves into groups…”
peteum: It’s not normally like this but today we are mainly doing our nails.
peteum: @Laica23 got an important birthday thing to attend, alas.
peteum: @seltengehorte we’ll see how the evening goes, eh?
peteum: @seltengehorte gonna be pimmolated on holy ground tonight. Shit, I should do early um tune “holy fire”.
peteum: Rotten luck for Simon Scott but I’m very pleased to be playing. I spent a year or two in the Glitch Wars trying to rip Pimmon off.
peteum: C’mon everybody it’s Pimmon time!
peteum: Prepped the goat, now 3hrs a SW in Fulbs before Autism Training somewhere near Littleport, then it’s Pimmon time.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: We are very sorry to announce that Simon Scott has had to pull out of tomorrow night’s event due to a family emergency.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Night & Day events this Fri/Sat Unitarian Church, Cambridge: final details and running times now updated at http:// …
peteum: RT @FarmerGlitch: Hacker Farm – Yeovil Labour Club / 27th April â€¦. http://t.co/Vd5R8gNB
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Thrilled to be playing here: This weekend Kesh and Bad Timing present a Night and a Day of International… http://t.co/8B …
peteum: As soon as we unload table on pavement it becomes part of small child’s game.
peteum: @deceitfulpie I’m more of a Wedding man but Bobby will Yell at his own funeral.
peteum: Junior Senior moment.
peteum: RT @PenguinGalaxy: #science140 Einstein on a train, to the conductor: “Excuse me, what time does Cambridge stop at this train?”
peteum: @Janeyferr I was, you’re just too young to remember.
peteum: RT @__SLACKK__: Big up all the animals in the jungle just sitting around watching prey and that
peteum: Look at Clegg’s sad eyes.
peteum: Off to church with the Irish/Filipino/African massive.
peteum: RT @twigharper: REALITY, LOL
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Vague drunken memories of comparing industrial felt accessories with other graphics people last night #doingbeuysli …
peteum: RT @quakerpen: MPs can claim up to Â£400 a month for food. Families on as little as Â£7.5k a year to lose free school meals. #fairandsquare
peteum: @aridtrax @zone_styx that’s what I was thinking. Seminal waxing.
peteum: Jennifer Rush is my lady.
peteum: @arthurCRS Exactly, I don’t think I could fully sign up to anything that didn’t have a goat’s head involved.
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, my sister gave me a short history of the Q effect on Birmingham at the weekend. Can’t knock social justice, in my view.
peteum: @arthurCRS Indeed. In my own household a simple wish to marry philanthropy of the Quakers w/ occultic will-to-power has caused a schism too.
peteum: @Holy_Mountain That’s probably why he “bumped” into you.
peteum: @arthurCRS Mind you, it also involved my reanimated corpse lip-synching to Rasputin by Boney M, perhaps less fancifully.
peteum: @arthurCRS I did a post about mine once. Definitely involved the lamentations of women.
peteum: @arthurCRS Just text me from the station when you are.
peteum: @arthurCRS Blowjob?
peteum: Predictive text gives me “lawnmowers” instead of “randomness”, appropriately enough.
peteum: There other 6% is equal parts “aw shucks” and Orval.
peteum: Little message for parents everywhere there. Dave is basically about 94% music.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: interestingly we both grew up in households where music was forbidden! @marryannehobbs CHARGE YOUR DREAMS http://t.co/rwytYYhn
peteum: Ppl taking a while 2 enter Pete Um’s world cld consider Rhythm method a snip at Â£7.95 http://t.co/p2XJptXD
peteum: For the best medicine follow @TheDoctorJoke lol
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: Good morning. Keep up at the back. The Doctor Joke So Far http://t.co/uk6yoRp3 #thedoctorjoke
peteum: @peteum ha!
peteum: @IainChambers ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX somewhere near Smiths Falls, Ontario. East anglian mosquitoes a sorry bunch, just 1 Wire article between ‘em.
peteum: @peteum ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…
peteum: @badtimingnights has taken delivery of the cardboard of confusion & is preparing me a ceremonial herbal tea.
peteum: @badtimingnights I keep reading that and yr syntax isn’t quite parsing yo.
peteum: @arthurCRS Reality more like Beck’s “Definitely this is the wrong place to be. There’s blood on the futon. There’s a kid drinking fire.”
peteum: @JudeClarke *hugs* #fridgeversary
peteum: @arthurCRS 3 microdots and a wrap of whizz!
peteum: A year to the day of my tenancy, I freecycle my old co-op futon mattress. This must be more significant than it sounds, surely?
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX that’s how I saw Staying Alive, with bickering and mossies.
peteum: Choosing from an eye-watering pisstakey catalogue of pointlessness that is a John Lewis wedding gift list.
peteum: @BenTOGM heh. Who was it tho?
peteum: @BenTOGM The which? Eh? Etc?
peteum: I use “bloke” in the non-gender-specific sense, of course.
peteum: It’s true. He’s funny, that doctor joke bloke.
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: @peteum You have been quoted, referenced or otherwise inconvenienced in “The Doctor Joke So Far” http://t.co/uk6yoRp3
peteum: Had a crap Thai curry with Juniper once.
peteum: The studio in Calgary clearly filled with gas.
peteum: Still looking for goodiepal? We found 1 for you.
peteum: RT @FrankieMcGinty: It must be awkward being a cyclops called Iain.
peteum: @neverfadingwood was watching that on eBay. Â£63 as of now.
peteum: This is the age of the Steven. #boringjourneyshomeetc
peteum: Watched benny hill, went to meat/rag market, ate Chinese, bought syd streetwear, mentoes, biltong, Asian cakes, then tea, now gin.
peteum: Moves like Richards.
peteum: Had a fleeting moment with passing beauty whose face was reacting 2 tube sax busker’s offkey Baker st solo same time same way, then grinned.
peteum: I hope Jo’s book on post traumatic stress disorder isn’t unsettling the wilbur smith fan next to her.
peteum: @polytechnic2 look, I’m on holiday, and I’m cutting down!
peteum: Profile pic now slightly out of date…
peteum: My new Hitler Youth cut combining with age & military jerkin to give me a touch of the Hidden Reverse, I note with alarm. #thighpaulsandra
peteum: @polytechnic2 link being a dick for me here, but I will.
peteum: @badtimingnights sister in bourneville innit. Normal house with dog. Relief. Gin. “conversation”.
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa bless.
peteum: Travelling in a V shape to Birmingham, England.
peteum: @badtimingnights Thanks for the tip
peteum: @neverfadingwood I can well imagine! *sober face* Beer outlives us all.
peteum: @spannerpants sorting out some hearing aids, funnily enough
peteum: Addenbrookes is long.
peteum: “Our values as a trust are to be kind, safe and excellent”. These people are fucking freaks.
peteum: Ah the tragi-comic situation we’re having here to Erasure.
peteum: Is it boring like this when you go and see the witchdoctor, I wonder?
peteum: @neverfadingwood luckily my sister is one of us so we’ll be very wet under her roof, as it were. #prohibitionstyle
peteum: Omega 8224 delivered yesterday. It’s all grist.
peteum: Just been informed I’m off to a dry (Quaker) village for a weekend break.
peteum: Rowena the hyena.
peteum: I at work btw.
peteum: Stop smiling in my grumpy ears tho Zoe.
peteum: Kinda wish I’d done La Vida Loca.
peteum: @arthurCRS ha ha! Excellent. Like the idea of vinyhilists too. It’s probably a thing already I suppose.
peteum: “vynil record…Status Quo….just supposin”
peteum: RT @stevenpoole: When the ancient Greeks invented the Olympics, they were definitely thinking of a giant corporate jamboree that privati …
peteum: Thus perhaps seeking to reflect a hipsteroid cachet back onto myself by telling you about it. Fuck my life, fuck the internet, fuck you.
peteum: I’m now compiling list of minimalists who might have stayed at my aunt’s hotel & ranking them in order of coolness.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I like that guy.
peteum: @badtimingnights it’s the way I imply ‘em.
peteum: True fact tho.
peteum: Phillip Glass stayed at my aunt’s hotel, apparently. Might be of Minimal interest to you, perhaps…
peteum: My job is my life. #36mins&counting…
peteum: My learning needs matrix is fucked.
peteum: Yeah fine, but what if there was a real fire?
peteum: TWITTER FIRE DRILL. PROCEED TO ASSEMBLY POINTS.
peteum: Easter party. Bingo ting.
peteum: Tenant playing Oasis “Live Forever” on this holy day.
peteum: I’m not going to church, which is a blessing.
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Pimmon, Bj Nilsen, John Chantler, Pausal, + many more artists announced for KESH + Bad Timing event on 27th/28th April: h …
peteum: @HughesRich ha!
peteum: Diary says “Easter party”. Oh Jesus.
peteum: @ergophizmiz @marthamoopette Aye, she’s a beauty, that one.
peteum: In the night someone paid for Go-Go’s, which is what they call insects in Africa, and another ordered a Locust. #plagued
peteum: In addition, I’m on a 10-6. Piss up a pope. Oh my Lord, I might even be sent to Catholic church too.
peteum: Irredeemable booze blood of the saviour splashing on the stainless steel. In your heathen pisshead face Pete Um!
peteum: Was halfway to a joke about the crucifixition while clearing up & didn’t realize the bottle still had wine in it. Instant purgatory.
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I think He would always be finding fault round here, to be honest.
peteum: Think we’re going to watch The Hotel…
peteum: Did a bit of Um, like you do. Went to some supermarkets. Bit overrated, if you ask me. Sent unanswered texts to ex. Dl’d noise side projects
peteum: Today I’ve achieved a massive lot of little I must say. Fryup, posted Mocky & this year’s deferment form to Glasgow, created an event…
peteum: If you drink red wine & listen to Paul Simon’s first LP you can just about convince yourself that it’s a normal Sunday #workingtomorrowinnit
peteum: @real_dubversion Ha, yeah I heard that. Toksvig: “Jeremy stop because I’m going to die.” Very good.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: if you’re going to use your face, make it a clockface. http://t.co/wWs9HnF9
peteum: @ProUnit Is it good is it? Not seen it but I quite like Aguirre’s schtickiness, I think…
peteum: Time for my things.
peteum: RT @arlenephillips: A big shout out to all the carers working over this #Easter break.
peteum: @directoryofbunk @DJ_Ohmygod Undulating & oblivious, dripping blood and pubes, that’s how I roll. Plus my bike is grindingly awkward innit.
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod well, you don’t get this red carpet treatment from The Shins or whoever…
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod my apologies if yr free gifts originate at source. A pube sounds worryingly possible, but blood somewhat less likely?
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod too much love?
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod it’s all grist.
peteum: RT @DJ_Ohmygod: Just noticed my @peteum 10″ has what looks like blood and pubes stuck to it #urgh
peteum: …he impishly observed that the Country Park might be a nice place to visit in such glorious weather.
peteum: As he dropped us off in Cambridge & the sun broke through the clouds in contrast to sodden Milton from whence we came in our wetness…
peteum: …he pointed out that Norway participated with other UN forces in international missions such as Afghanistan.
peteum: He also answered questions about Norway’s economy and its social make-up, & despite an overall pride in his land of origin…
peteum: In addition to describing the charms of the Norwegian winter he provided a potted history since independance from Denmark in 1814…
peteum: Finished the bed. Oh yeah, that taxi bloke from earlier, he was great…
peteum: Some individual parts appear to be broken. Did I mention that I’m not drinking at the moment?
peteum: Against probabililty it did go in before all of us had to leave for work, & now lies in pieces all around me.
peteum: Today four of us tried to get a large, heavy wooden double bed from a van into the upstairs of a 2nd floor flat in 20 minutes. No dice.
peteum: Cold & wet in taxi back from Milton as Norwegian driver gives ravishing description of moonlight on snow back home.
peteum: Grist Archive 3-4-12 http://t.co/DrOsKpwc
peteum: RT @mitdasein: Schadenfreude is easy. Taking delight in your own misfortune is a real man’s game.
peteum: “Like Uncle like Nephew.” “Like Nazi like FOOL.” “I bet he’s going to post that on Twitter now,”
peteum: Not sure I should be on a social network today…
peteum: That was to @arthurCRS. Shit.
peteum: Now I’m picturing one with huge boobs, affronted.
peteum: @jonnymugwump o-to-tha-triple-M!
peteum: Bringing tea to bedside: “you’re lucky you’ve got a mouse. You could be alone in a bedsit.”
peteum: Weird g/f to old, coming-down man: “would you still love me if I was a cyclops?” Sentience puddles.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: tonight http://t.co/E53wfxGW
peteum: @MeryllHardt Party Hardty! I wish I was too.
peteum: Wrongbow ‘n’ Bob.
peteum: Playing the lovely ex’s birthday bash tomorrow. Choosing records carefully.
peteum: @pawboy2 He doesn’t. Bought all my Bohannon blind, but always reliably funky, without boringness. Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon!
peteum: @zone_styx damn you @arthurCRS, you dick.
peteum: @zone_styx sick to death of it.
peteum: Following Jo’s reference to a “Richard Branston”, the business magnate is henceforth known as Dickie Pickles round here.
peteum: @_blancmange_ @arthurCRS Aw, you definitely do. I’m tellin’ ya!
peteum: @arthurCRS Didn’t get my usual soaraway today, no, but that’s interesting. Govt definitely doing that death-spiral thing, I fkng hope.
peteum: @arthurCRS Actually I typed that and realized I’d played myself w/ omission. It was… Django Django, but I just needed to KNOW 4 a REASON!
peteum: Cameron & Co could fall upon a pasty or whatever. I dunno…
peteum: @arthurCRS Blancmange rock and you know it fool.
peteum: Oh yeah, re. my dumb point about pasties earlier – was meant to accompany glib observation about politics in UK, we wring hands abt NHS, but
peteum: Had to ask a young man what song was playing in HMV today. Horrible, horrible situation.
peteum: 500 peope outside Westminster chanting “pasty” in exaggeratedly posh voices might bring down the government.
peteum: @ekolad How many times do you want to support the blue aeroplanes though?
peteum: @ekolad I supported the fucking blue fucking aeroplanes once. Mind you, I’ve supported most people once.
peteum: RT @zone_styx: @peteum very true. you get the punchline. then the set-up. *then* you find out exactly how many orphanages Osborne has cl …
peteum: Twitter is good for breaking news except that often you read about it backwards, and through jokes.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You poetic zen fucker.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX DEATH TO FALSE DEATH METAL. LONG LIVE CHUCK!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Whatever happened to him?
peteum: Can anyone fix decks? I don’t have Google on my compuetr lolx
peteum: @badtimingnights That’s true. Perhaps I should look in that Technics manual to see if it says anything about changing fuses.
peteum: Facebook, O funnel of superficial dumbness comms lol X X X
peteum: @badtimingnights Parties? Who are we kidding…
peteum: I’m actually keeping some receipts from Roll On Tapes.
peteum: It amuses me that I have the paperwork for that time I walked to Richer Sounds to pay Â£1.19 for a MiniDisc in 2001.
peteum: Also chucking manuals for equipment I no longer own. Seems sensible.
peteum: A few weeks ago I threw out hundreds of CDs of Napster/Audiogalaxy MP3 to wav audio I never listened to, today the receipts for the CD-Rs.
peteum: Listening to Steve Hillage’s “Open”, taking photos of old receipts.
peteum: I’m going to frame a picture of Theresa May which I can use in Rab C salutation for mah pre-loading.
peteum: And the idea that May gets hoisted above the parapet just to deflect NHS wobbles about granny tax is driving me drinkwards fast.
peteum: And another thing, people pre-load because booze is expensive you cretins.
peteum: “Studies have shown…” Fuck off Theresa, you witch-faced dick.
peteum: Cos that’s the only way these cunts can relate to stuff. If the UK is TV or twatted mongitude, it must be cos the booze is too cheap!
peteum: Karl fucking Marx, who has been accused of over-emphasising the importance of economic relations btwn people, must be pissing himself.
peteum: “Who’s Franz Kafka?” Person in 50s. Not about knowing who he is is per se, but maybe just thinking you might oughta, perhaps?
peteum: My pal in mental health, in meeting the other day, alludes to Franz Kafka w/ regards to situ of professional injustice to MANAGER TYPE…
peteum: Still angry about May since my R4 hate session earlier today. This booze stuff doesn’t push buttons just drops the actual bomb on me.
peteum: One thing about going abroad is the booze is cheap and no-one behaves like a dickhead, so, uh…
peteum: @johnedenuk How sweet. I think he might be pissed off with me cos of http://t.co/tB5EQdNN para 3
peteum: @NOCHEXXX taurean self-parodic dream idiot.
peteum: @aridtrax good country.
peteum: Theresa May soul disease.
peteum: Yes I’d like to fuck McCutcheon in some yoghurt, what of it? Stupid adverts.
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX That’s what I thought Dave was going to say.
peteum: @tapebox http://t.co/ulJXcxnX Please, I’m trying to watch porn here.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ha ha hipster Bender box bait!
peteum: @arthurCRS In the kingdom of the politically hoodwinked, the red-eyed man is jibbering prophet of hidden patterns of threat , or somesuch.
peteum: @arthurCRS This is what I actually believe.
peteum: Madeline Bell song I’m listening to about taking care of the Little Ones not really fitting with the 3 buggers playing Call Of Duty upstairs
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: How yesterdays Budget will help those with disabilities… http://t.co/cSwJrf6F via @Able2UK
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Hold tight luke curtis i found your bus pass in a taxi to get it back contact 02079871100
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just noticed yr Discogs labours of the cataloguing of me merz. A clarity of sorts looms… ta!
peteum: @ergophizmiz Do you know thees? http://t.co/rK2qFEnk
peteum: You can see the pain in these guys knees…
peteum: strained politeness of delayed when-the-fuck phone enquiry leading to inevitable “oh I can see the van now”
peteum: @JudeClarke Not even trying to struggle, baby
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s funny how quickly you can go from “please don’t get there before 1PM” to “where the fuck are you cunts it’s 2.14?”
peteum: Hold tight everybody resisting the urge to tweet about waiting in for something, in my case carpet-layers.
peteum: Sure enough, I get to work to discover I am to be assembling a flat-pack bed.
peteum: Strange essence of my past filtering into today, & I wonder if some grim calamity is to befall me.
peteum: Don’t worry about the NHS aspirin cures cancer.
peteum: Disembodied radio voice downstairs giving out reasons to be cheerful. Mention of “jubilee” and “olympics”.
peteum: @SimonSwears is a fuck-faced arse.
peteum: Can’t make TR 505 & Logic 5.5.1 work together. Depthless shame & frustration.
peteum: I stumble in, drunkenly satisfied w/ stuff, waking the mouse who asks what was good about tonight. “Coherence?”, she suggests. #pisstaker
peteum: Not that many down labour club but everybody else missing out y’all.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Heading down Mill Road to Romsey Labour Club later for The Doozer (trio), C Joynes, films and cassette DJs, Â£4.
peteum: @_felixmartin If these people had any fucking culture they’d surely realise how insane that is.
peteum: @_felixmartin I hope you are out of the sight of that shithound asap dude!
peteum: @HughesRich aye.
peteum: @OhLookBirdies It’s as though I think I’m a magical man.
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa my don’s official line on parsnips: “I don’t like parsnips, I don’t like turnips. I don’t like any of the ‘nips.”
peteum: Parsnips mucking me about.
peteum: Crap heckles in an unfull Portland, an echo chamber of Why Bother? Possibly my favourite gig of theirs. 10 years after, too.
peteum: Magnificent desperation more like, perhaps. Just the Chap chaps, no ladies. Stripped raw heavy pop polite anguish, hellishly tight.
peteum: Thought the Chap were a kind of desperate magnificence last night.
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness, and half an hour to kill before Bobby arrives to drive us to The Queen’s Head.
peteum: @directoryofbunk oh yeah, them ‘phones?
peteum: Before the Chap I have to go to Frankie and Bennys, for the sake of fuck.
peteum: @neverfadingwood *the Polish drinking words uttered*
peteum: Just getting ready to go out kinda ting.
peteum: Just did a pretty reasonable Paul Mason impression, alone in my flat.
peteum: RT @chapmusic: tonight we’re at Portland Arms in Cambridge, where we played our first ever gig in full line-up – 10 years ago! that’s wh …
peteum: …which was nice. Oh yeah, & The Chap included some me in a mix http://t.co/pWTloTHd
peteum: I get ID’d in Sainsburys, notice specialist has referred to me as “very pleasant chap” in docs notes & @DeathGripz start following me… #??
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: When that kid pointed out that the king was naked, the Democrats laughed and the Republicans stoned the kid.
peteum: Teen drinkers: don’t bother trying Sainsburys, even if you have disguised yourself as nearly 42yr old buying salmon, rocket, condensed milk.
peteum: @leearizuno @chapmusic Idly reading your thing I discover I’m in the mix. The most surprised kind of happiness! Thanks! See you Sat!
peteum: That is what I’m consuming, but that’s actually the way @NOCHEXXX ’s brain really works.
peteum: Mmm… cider, anchovy fillets wrapped round pickled onions, and Rick James. Perfect combination.
peteum: *Makes weird Chinese bat-grip gesture* @arthurCRS
peteum: @arthurCRS I was average at 9-13yrs. Not been tested much lately.
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: @stephenfry As a fellow alumnus of Cambridge, I hope you’ll speak out about this injustice http://t.co/Wn4OfvRX
peteum: @arthurCRS This WILL happen.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Non-BT: Mon 19th The Doozer Euro tour starts at Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, CB w/ C Joynes, LM films/cassette DJs. …
peteum: @orfy Excellent! I have not abased myself in vain then. Thanks man. Let me know how you get on with it.
peteum: RT @orfy: @peteum succumbed to the UmBusiness late-night marketing barrage. My 10″ is in the post!
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/XUP4kY6G
peteum: @ekolad *blank, staring, stupid face* He didn’t rip off your stash too, did he?
peteum: @badtimingnights Perhaps it’s more of a likelihood than I had imagined, in my naive expectations about Cambridge cultural life…
peteum: @Laica23 What’s the emoticon for a crushed soul again?
peteum: @badtimingnights Upon doing so, I found the result ironically amusing etc
peteum: @badtimingnights I had to use a popular search engine to discover where the performance would take place…
peteum: I’m gonna go Chap this Sat. Anyone else?
peteum: RT @chapmusic: we’re back on the road. tonight: winchester; tomorrow: london; saturday:cambridge; then france and germany
peteum: @ekolad I must say, your unpretentious old style of farting has been something of an inspiration to me, jokes aside!
peteum: Oh. Thanks a lot @ekolad!
peteum: Thanksalot to @normanrecords @NOCHEXXX @neverfadingwood @johnedenuk @polytechnic2 @bunnyhausen
peteum: RT @bunnyhausen: doubly recommended! RT: @ekolad recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this.
peteum: RT @ekolad: recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/TddOPgHB
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: You should all get this. It’s a beautiful record. RT @peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking th …
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: How many beats would a Pete retweet if a Pete could retweet beats?
peteum: This is purely to HUSTLE and SHIFT UNITS, nothing to do with ego. I loathe myself. Record is fantastic tho, see endorsements to follow…
peteum: Gonna reheat some tweets about my record now, like I’m wearing a FUCK THE NHS T-shirt, saluting a George Osborne poster
peteum: RT @HPS_Vanessa: Gross & disproportionate. Cambridge Uni officials responsible should be ashamed of themselves http://t.co/xKWVLrGM …
peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/0Rf27NcM
peteum: Pete Um endorses vinyl stickers from @awesomemerch cos they’re reasonable, nice to deal with & quick about it. Nice one Awesome.
peteum: @spannerpants Was there a breaking point? That’s a shit joke. OK, hoping to come Brumside on the 13th, i think. Yet to book train tho!
peteum: @real_dubversion …or oversee, I should say.
peteum: @real_dubversion …which Comrade Fearne will take.
peteum: @real_dubversion I’m sensing a less-than-total commitment to the cause Comrade. I’ll put your name down for a Re-education Session.
peteum: @real_dubversion there would be a period of transition involving continued Kooks et al, followed by my own GLORIOUS CULTURAL AGENDA.
peteum: @real_dubversion Fearne Cotton must be radicalized, as i have suggested before. She represents soft spot in shell of propaganda machine
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Kesh + @badtimingnights Presents @Pimmon + Simon Scott + Grief Athletes *27.04.12 at The Unitarian Church in Cambridge h …
peteum: Rat infestations, big mouthy self-wounds, psychiatrists and omelettes. Only 7 hours to go.
peteum: Unlike my colleagues, I rarely do long-ass shifts. Today however, I will. Any Twitter-heckling a welcome distraction.
peteum: RT @pawboy2: @pawboy2 “Are the lovely African people on next?” “No it’s the lovely solo girl on her guitar, whispering about house price …
peteum: Now falling asleep reading about risk.
peteum: Grosst dinner as per.
peteum: @ergophizmiz but, how?!
peteum: @monktonwylde @ergophizmiz A music film for people who don’t like music is pretty much custom-designed torture for me, as it goes.
peteum: @ergophizmiz In fact, avoiding The Commitments has required a certain kind of steely resolve, an inner strength etc…
peteum: @ergophizmiz because of this, I have never seen The Commitments.
peteum: @ergophizmiz it would crop up about 1 in 15 & somewhere I have written rants from back in the day about the phenomenon.
peteum: @ergophizmiz when I did the demo reviews for small local venue in the 90s a version of Sally used to be immediate red card kinda ting.
peteum: @ergophizmiz ah bless your benevolent ears sir. I was watching the fancy feet at the other end last night. Really fancy really!
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ergo Phizmiz dances to Chicago Juke vs Pitman’s Gramophone Course of Typewriter Keyboard Instruction http://t.co/J2bPZL …
peteum: @skinnermike I bet if you stick around someone will request Dry Your Eyes.
peteum: @Pickledjhon bobby has many talents I don’t, is the funniest person I know, but can’t do plans whatsoever.
peteum: @mrpimlico @somedisco What other line is there? That’s how London is organised in my mind, according to cost & availability of Dragon Stout.
peteum: @bloodrainbow keep your Newspeak chum. Shilling for The Man is what I call it.
peteum: Goddamn born-in-the-80s motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about anything…
peteum: “Could do Nigga, could do… I’ll get black to ya…”
peteum: Yeah that thing about my brother I never finished. I send him a text trying to pin him down abt Friday or Sat & get following reply:
peteum: @bloodrainbow saw you yesterday, selling the candy-tech to some boomer babe. We were served by Daniel higgs, I think.
peteum: Dreamt I signed up for a new social networking thing.
peteum: RT @therealjuicyj: Um jus rappin mane dnt get sensitive
peteum: I never finished that thing about Bobby.
peteum: Latent function is something to do with me planning personal pissuppery, but yo.
peteum: I ask about his avuncular availability, specifically Fri/Sat, i.e lip-service to responsibilities to Nephew.
peteum: Can the enigma that is my brother be understood through his text messages? Probably not.
peteum: Sir Alex sounding a bit pissed there, or is it me?
peteum: RT @real_dubversion: Tune Of The Day 9.01 Jim O’Rourke – Women of The World http://t.co/mbfWXs7h O’Rourke sings Ivor Cutler for all the …
peteum: Grist Archive 7-3-12 http://t.co/DRUsAv8M
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Damn you Nochexxx, mutters Kirby, grimly clutching a glass of amber fluid as he waits to pounce at auction.
peteum: @johnedenuk ah, I must ask you about that/buy woofah 5 …
peteum: Carlton Killawatt Valley has turned up at my Ex’s, whoops. My eBay habit used to annoy her a bit, understandably.
peteum: Bad Brains to Broek in Boxtel, Timex Social Club to Lazarus in London, Macka B & The Senseless things to Sesimbra, Harold Melvin to Belgium.
peteum: Today at Kettles Yard. http://t.co/lnr2p3il
peteum: @fritzbogott bongo feet to the liquor store. That’s genius. I must remember to steal that.
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: I haven’t cared about a piece of writing as much as this for a long time â€“ The Coming Dystopia: Privatising The Pol …
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Akystret, tomorrow’s set at ‘Hidden Channels: Local Contemporary Music-Makers’, will be a clouded audio build-up… http:// …
peteum: Today is weird. The maisonette feels all domestic. I sense a disturbance in The Force.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my 777 is pickup only. Bring the 800 notes and some records.
peteum: @aridtrax I bet this never happened to the Golden Ones of which Oakey spoke…
peteum: …& cos he knew who I was he had added copy of his own music to the package! Hope it turns up as I am very charmed by this.
peteum: Ha, I tersely enquire as to whereabouts of offensive content vinyl in message to the eBay seller, who informs me it was posted after sale…
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Hidden music and open submissions. Hidden Channels, 10 years of DIY experimental music & sound at @kettlesyard Sun …
peteum: In related news I am playing at Kettles Yard on Sunday, where I was hoping to PLAY BACK A FUCKING TAPE!
peteum: Finally it becomes apparent that I’ve recorded only one channel of everything, & have to begin again.
peteum: @arthurCRS ‘ang on, I haven’t finished my rant yet.
peteum: Aeons of adaptor-wrestling & lead questing in boxes later I approximate analogue solution, & record 7 tracks to original Um Sony MZ-R37.
peteum: Then the fucking Midiman digital converter seemingly just burns the fuck out.
peteum: 1st MD player can’t decide whether it wants to record digital signal or not. LED flashing between modes like a bad trip.
peteum: Equipment is FUCKING ME AROUND in proper VOODOO MODE.
peteum: @badtimingnights *salutes*
peteum: @awesomemerch Nice one Jhon yeah it’s all go. Just got to make the vinyl now! Thanks again for all the friendly efficiency & Cosgrove can-do
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Well that sounds good! I can send to an address in London or whatever. I’ll DM my email address if that helps…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’ve got it coming out of my ass.
peteum: @ekolad I’d like to see this as a video.
peteum: @spannerpants can I have the drum kit? #joke
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That’s Â£350 per Meta Deejay fool! Let’s go!
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: New site: Hidden Channels events @kettlesyard New Music. 10 years of DIY, experimental music and sound, Sun 4 Mar h …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX How much would you like?
peteum: Em-to-the-mer-to-the-motherfucking-dale, losers!
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12_(2) http://t.co/rsoO7QcV
peteum: Watching Freakin’ American Morons, or something.
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12 http://t.co/naY5YFG9
peteum: New-ish old Zomes I said I wouldn’t buy.
peteum: @arthurCRS I did maths for no reason once.
peteum: @badtimingnights Soon all promoters will self-consciously rock the “non-promoter look”.
peteum: @arthurCRS Interestingly, Syd missed his first day of school ever, due to us getting date wrong. MEGA DUH!
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t forget, I didn’t KNOW. 2 households/1 bit of paper syndrome. Altho I shld have guessed from recent @ergophizmiz tweets
peteum: @micheleidesmith In an interesting reversal, I watched son’s retreating form w/ parental fondness & then swivelled to face giant bird-girl!
peteum: Still, today, briefly, I have 400 follower-bots again. #drunkwithpower
peteum: The special shame that comes from seeing one’s offspring head into school in urban sportswear amidst kids dressed as characters from books.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That happened to me a while ago. Proper nostalgic mainline dog-reaction!
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: alright, just heard a cassette tone!
peteum: @badtimingnights @Laica23 @NOCHEXXX Accumulation of small excuses means NO. Please live tweet the event
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: Makin a crackin kids book about the food cycle. Can anyone help us raise the last few quid? Hours to go! http://t.co …
peteum: Lol at me, Doozer & the MFU randomly in Resale earlier. “Where’s Dave?”
peteum: Grist Archive 29-2-12 http://t.co/bWRRBUpE
peteum: @badtimingnights depends, eh?
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan I can do what I can & will cut deal if poss but some stuff I don’t have. You after vinyl specifically? Lots of CD-R action!
peteum: @normanrecords You know the Mike in the Dr Seuss book? That’s how I’m picturing him. Big, useful hairy-ass fucker reviewing away like mad.
peteum: @normanrecords Oh, thanks to your Mike too!
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Not sure if the good chaps @normanrecords can get that shit from Leeds to London in a 3 day window but shout me if not!
peteum: @MaxTundra I’d like to hear that groovy juvenilia dude. I’m not particularly retro-nerdish but played nuff Felix & The Factory at my mates!
peteum: @normanrecords Thankyou Norman!
peteum: RT @normanrecords: New 10″ @peteum offers up 17(!) songs of weird experimental DIY electro/acoustic “pop”. My brain hurts. http://t.co/b …
peteum: @normanrecords Any Pete Um gear in the shop at the moment?
peteum: Good interview with The Rebel here: http://t.co/ZFnjJvmH
peteum: @MarthaMoopette @ergophizmiz Did he say “Mama” at the end?
peteum: I was late to Grime: http://t.co/JKoRmwG4 but my son is absolutely caning Boy In Da Corner in 2012.
peteum: I have finished American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips, written in 2006. Apparently America is corrupt & insane & at risk of fiscal crisis.
peteum: @derekwalmsley A Dub Experience, big bright playful cartoon dub painting. Good for testing yr setup!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX how is it sounding?
peteum: Poundland, next door, still open for business it would seem.
peteum: I see that Utopia is holding a closing down sale.
peteum: @bloodrainbow OK man, thanks for yr speedy assistance big guy
peteum: @bloodrainbow Thanks dude. If I Amazon some generic thing that’ll be a bit easier on the purse tho right? Impatient tho he is…
peteum: @bloodrainbow Uh, have son with iPhone needs charger. Are they like a thousand pounds in the shop?
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/ErFdXkE8
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/xgkgMPVT
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: dreamed i was living with a Japanese psyche commune, where everybody used Korg X5’s and jammed straight onto tape.
peteum: Dreamt took key-on-string to Cambridge’s Secret Chapel next-the-sea & was offered bowl of yellow rice which spoke last words of Elvis.
peteum: Big up all the Bristol people buying my record, for some reason…
peteum: @50quidsoundboy send me the bits.
peteum: @JudeClarke you set @arthurCRS nicely in reverse there, or something.
peteum: Lee Perry from Pressure Sounds, idiosyncratically packaged for postage perhaps.
peteum: Carl Carlton in the maisonette.
peteum: Looked at myself in the mirror this morning and observed that it was difficult for me to appear smartly dressed. “you look like Bez” said Jo
peteum: @neverfadingwood must be alternative reality earth where chazzers are all Coil etc.
peteum: http://t.co/KNyZZcfR “2 vintage english music records, excellent music great for collectors” #delusionalrecordsellers
peteum: They’ve gone. At the end I was only coping by having an MPC set up in the bedroom & getting 5 mins here & there.
peteum: It was funny when my brother rang both our phones with the new tones Syd changed for a joke & he was tripping & we were all sat in silence.
peteum: Like the Dad arguing against veganism on some weird animal welfare grounds. “What would happen to them all?”
peteum: It’s no good when someone’s position is so ridiculous that you can’t argue with it humanely.
peteum: @arthurCRS when I get my speakers back, as it were.
peteum: @HughesRich oh yeah, forgot yr a proud Welshman, sorry. Well all Cambridge is full of money, apart from the bits that aren’t. Blue Ball?
peteum: Tell me why, @HughesRich I thought you liked traditional English stuff.
peteum: In green man. Helplessly earwigging world’s poshest bloke.
peteum: Today the brother is also in the mix & we get to go on a long walk. I’m gonna dress as a German WW2 soldier I think.
peteum: There was a sticky patch where her Dad seemed to think that CRB checks should be laxer cos of Abu Qatada but I just looked away…
peteum: @neverfadingwood Must be funny to age a year at a time together. Quite cool tho.
peteum: Yesterday was OK actually, partly due to my son’s insouciance & precociousness & partly they’re off their own patch, plus booooze.
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa Then proper birthday salutations to BOTH, and no more of this Thomasy doubt.
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa it can’t be both your birthdays, that’s impossible.
peteum: @lisablanning it’s so the lizards know where to land their spaceships.
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a sodding bitch
peteum: @neverfadingwood @SimonSwears happy birthday, you shitting gibbon.
peteum: Cast last-minute eye round flat…bollocks. Massive sticker saying BOLLOCKS in clear view.
peteum: OK, going in. If I seem a bit pithy or out-of-character I might be a bit pithed, or quoting.
peteum: Playing some Jahtari very loud like burning sage in advance.
peteum: At the moment the only positive thing I can see about next 3 days is opportunity to perhaps perfect impression of father out-law.
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I remember I’ve no need to remind you about relatives and stress but believe me these lot are also masters of their game.
peteum: Been hefting boxes etc for 2hrs. Just stopped to tweet this & son has paddy cos karate shirt wet & I just “sit on computer all day”.
peteum: Hilarity-girl is not back till 6 so I was envisaging 2.5 hrs of me, Osama, their Daily Mail faces + lots of tea + awkwardness.
peteum: Funniest bit is me desperately changing my desktop background from Bin Laden portrait to endearing offspring shot.
peteum: She has cooked this up with the lady she works for, who cannot speak or move. They know my dad does this to me, so it’s a weak spot.
peteum: Eventually Scorpio bitch texts back to say JOKE! as my subjectivity hits hyperspace or whatever.
peteum: Start hurling boxes back into piles in sweaty flurry of oaths & hate, all the while considering HIDE as an option v. seriously.
peteum: Girlfriend texts to say her parents are arriving at mine in 10 mins (not 6PM) where I have boxes all over floor in fake-normality attempt.
peteum: RT @disappointment: Disappointed that the spinosaur is named after its exaggerated spine and not its wild careening dance moves
peteum: I’ve done all I can do. Negotiated an unlimited alcohol ticket & changed my desktop to Bin Laden portrait.
peteum: It’s like Darth Vader in Yoda’s little gaff, holding a bowl. It’s not right.
peteum: It’s like Jeremy Clarkson is holding out his hand for your bike key or something.
peteum: Why do they have to visit? They’re not my parents. #herparentsarevisiting
peteum: I am off to “Music Makers”. Think this involves supporting people to sing over tapes. Usual metagristic pisstake scenarios then.
peteum: Listening to Heart on the A14. Like flying through shit.
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX that’s an old brimful, from the last century or something.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX almost be worth the sack, but I want to come again. This would cure all yr ills, trust.
peteum: @nochexxx you’d love this. Botton goes raving.
peteum: I don’t wanna die to a James Morrison soundtrack. #orlivebutyknow
peteum: A wailing-along-to cheesy pop soul meth addict, even. Entering soham, I sit in rigid prayer.
peteum: If I am to die in suffolk, let it be known it’s because my colleague drives like a meth addict.
peteum: RT @TobyHadoke: Surely one newspaper has to cover the arrests of The Sun journalists with the headline “Gotcha”?
peteum: @paraicodonnell all I know is, the older I get, the more that voice gets me. Sounds a bit cheesy but it’s the dignity I think.
peteum: http://t.co/J9oITaSj 11th birthday sleepover
peteum: @nickforgacs direct from the man on coloured vinyl. Yeah, I hold him in high esteem too.
peteum: Waiting for Aaron Dilloway down the PO. Matey’s tache is almost as long as he’s taking.
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: It’s not about whether you win or lose. It’s about making the winner feel like his victory was hollow and meaningless.
peteum: @neverfadingwood well that’s what I thought, see?
peteum: @neverfadingwood that’s the shit. Just spunked out for night watch/great deceiver on 7″…
peteum: This reflects badly on me in numerous ways, obviously.
peteum: Dreamt I met zomby with Dave. He was doing a school visit, his name was “____ Elizabeth Butler” and he was actually alright.
peteum: RT @dandouglas: “My dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awfully well via SYNTHSCENT 5000Â®, the broad-spectrum canine cyborg nasal …
peteum: Just doing my best de botton there.
peteum: Life akin to decorating? Only when you’re there on the floor doing the bit under the radiator do you get perspective on the rest of the job.
peteum: @real_dubversion yeah got that single somewhere. Just remember getting as far as liking it and thinking: duh?
peteum: @real_dubversion who were the Piranhas and why did they go kwela?
peteum: @ekolad can’t even play their instruments properly.
peteum: @HughesRich *winks*
peteum: You’re propaganda made flesh, you silly bitch, I splutter in liberal indignance. Sticks and stones, says she.
peteum: Still painting teen’s wall pink. Feel even more like cultural traitor with Cher Lloyd staring at me from CD case, legs in the air.
peteum: Many years from now teachers will use Wiley’s tweets to persuade disinterested pupils Eastenders was enjoyed with gusto by the masses.
peteum: Sensitive psychotherapist by day, clumsy OAF by night! #smashedmyshadesman
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s good that. I like the Eulogy & general cheepness of sound.
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: I released a new online EP yesterday, “Techno Service II” http://t.co/aNtGYPY8 It beeps a lots.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX say the word man! Will be there, starved and agitated.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX come and have dinner soon and I’ll do indie dancing.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You mix with melancholy hands my friend…
peteum: RT @_Doriana_: Ð¿Ñ€ÐµÐ»ÐµÑÑ‚Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð´Ð±Ð¾Ñ€ÐºÐ° Ñ‚Ñ€ÐµÐºÐ¾Ð² (Ð²ÐµÑ‡ÐµÑ€Ð½ÐµÐµ “Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¸Ð²Ð¾”, Ñ‚Ð°Ðº ÑÐºÐ°Ð·Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ) RT @lilwhiteearbuds Download LWE Podcast 111: Nochexxx http:// …
peteum: @fritzbogott So they keep telling us
peteum: “Dad, can we have the heating on or are we too poor?” #PROVIDER
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Well done Jim. In a better world with different weather I’d say organise a picnic or something when robocam gets pink slip.
peteum: @Laica23 @thewiremagazine Deerhoof bruv.
peteum: @thewiremagazine Thankyou The Wire!
peteum: @arthurCRS Think outside the box. A la Schrodinger.
peteum: I knew @Jim_Jepps first.
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: @Glinner @bengoldacre I’ve done a quick FAQ on the Camden Robocop saga. All constructive comments welcome http://t.co/ZL7 …
peteum: @ergophizmiz William Walton on Radio 3 if you want to goof off whatever yr doing.
peteum: Any friends of @thewiremagazine tell me what issue that brilliant “how to review a record” thing was in, or better link my face?
peteum: @ergophizmiz Steve? Dave? Michael? Oh yeah, have you got the cycle toon verse jazz sorted? #nopressure #abitofpressuretho
peteum: @bunnyhausen I’m replying to this tweet of yrs cos I found it as the only mention for “Adam Bohman” when I did a search. Small internet etc.
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I’ve always thought that the brilliance of Dave’s skewed vision is in part due to the fact that his vision is skewed…
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: struggling against the snowdrift? need a warm hug? may i suggest you hear my new LWE podcast http://t.co/jGI7hcmg
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk “Ironic” should be used with care in this context, to avoid confusion, perhaps?
peteum: RT @Laica23: Happy Birthday Bill – we are all Here to go #wsb
peteum: Just had a little Mumsnet moment of parental fulfilment there. Luckily I was drinking Stringbow and listening to Zomes so it’s cool allow it
peteum: RT @DummyMag: Plastic Horse animation studios – Introducing Plastic Horse animated music videos for the likes of Nochexxx, DÃ©bruit… ht …
peteum: @derekwalmsley http://t.co/GE1kqd0D
peteum: Shifting crates of vinyl around the house mitigates fuel poverty just about.
peteum: Grist Archive 3-2-12 http://t.co/N25g2ngX
peteum: @spannerpants that was the great plus when you added Silly to angry Dad.
peteum: @spannerpants Aw. No. Hello.
peteum: Um sniffer Oct 09 cd2
peteum: RT @Political_Fun: The economy crisis is having an adverse effect on terrorism..one Taliban leader was reported to complaint that: “the …
peteum: RT @doodlewhale: ï¹ï¹lolï¹ï¹ï¹(_______) ï¹ï¹ï¹ï¹ (laughed out loud so hard I fell out of my canoe)
peteum: @badtimingnights here’s to a post-pink future.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum I remember the fight my sister had to have a pink bedroom aged 9 or so. Within a few years it was post-pin …
peteum: Ah, there’s hope. She only wants one wall pink.
peteum: Then again I think post-feminists told me to do it.
peteum: Occurs to me there may be some hypocrisy here as I’ve painted my own walls pink before. Why should big tough guys like me get the choice?
peteum: Re: the pink paint job. Girlie is 13 so I’ll presumably be tasked to paint it black in a few years. Will go on easier, too.
peteum: Earthquake glue
peteum: Got to paint a teenage girl’s room pink today. Feel like a bit of a scab in the culture wars, or whatever.
peteum: This Dad’s Rights guy just jumped the shark a bit there with that Korea comment.
peteum: Trouble is when you drink socially with The Doozer you have to do it for two.
peteum: Saying that, no wonder I have a bit of a hangover if there’s gospel on the Technics. The Drinkard Singers, too…
peteum: Shit, that Sabbath tweet was my 6666th. I’m hell-bound for a certainty!
peteum: @derekwalmsley Quantifiable only by his red Sabotage pants which seem to say “Here is my contribution, it is IMMEASURABLE.”
peteum: @fritzbogott I now realise that what was served to me as gluten-free porridge the other day was, in fact, a fucking bowl of oathmeal.
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: This oathmeal tastes fucking awful.
peteum: Waiting for teetotal Doozerman, half-cut.
peteum: Someone should market a Liam Dutton soft toy.
peteum: Off gets rabbity Spanish girl, and once again the bus falls silent.
peteum: Now have an hour on a bus and 30 mins cycling to return to this exact spot. Hey ho let’s go.
peteum: RT @ArenaFlowers: Idea for a horror film: A guy brings an acoustic guitar to a party. And plays it.
peteum: Stora comp.
peteum: Some best friend you turned out to be.
peteum: Magnolia to be. http://t.co/IJtJsQIz
peteum: Proud to have been tweeted at by a car boot sale!
peteum: RT @Capitalcarboot: @MaxTundra @peteum come see us too!
peteum: RT @WOODSIST: watch THE DOOZER’s video for “The Island” http://t.co/Hkjh8KYR
peteum: Strip Zomby of his knighthood.
peteum: Similar story here. Sometimes about 1:10, sometimes nudging towards the one and a half minute mark.
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Submitting tunes for release I send 4 CDs full of tracks thats why they vary in length I will write 100 a week and not g …
peteum: Forming a new political entity – The Don’t Be Silly Party. Will have campaign vehicle with megaphone obv.
peteum: Dreamt I got hold of Hitler’s turntable, and g/f made me take it to Cash Converters, who offered me Â£3.95.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Especially as first bit of its journey involved me biking it across town! #postglobalistation
peteum: @neverfadingwood “many different non-styles”. I like that! Glad it got there safe.
peteum: @zone_styx Haven’t heard it but I will. Dave Monolith sounded like a typical Aphex pisstake name & I thought you might be onto something!
peteum: @zone_styx oh, you had me going like a dog for a pretended-throw of a stick there…
peteum: It’s cos I used to work in an ironmongers that I’ve asked the shy, useless kid that’s got lost finding me a one inch Phillips screw isn’t it
peteum: @MaxTundra I don’t any encouragement for booties but my companions have drug me elsewhere. Stored in memory though. Cheers dude.
peteum: Good Sunday market in London today? Junk, records, food, whatever…
peteum: @pawboy2 Did you catch opening rolling text: “the events which occurred on this expedition are historically accurate”. Well, yeah…
peteum: Listening to Adele FM at work.
peteum: Grist Archive 28-1-12 http://t.co/2mQavGyt
peteum: RT @pembroke1347: Have you ever thought what would happen to Cambridge if humans vanished from Earth? Well, Dr Rob Macfarlane (1994) has …
peteum: @ProUnit my g/f’s irritating music collection, a small box of James/Tindersticks etc CDs, + that Burning Spear album, still SEALED!
peteum: @arthurCRS Remember when Syd was sick the other day? Exhibit A. http://t.co/CrRTQI1J
peteum: Big up all the hungover people making confused breakfasts! http://t.co/XBY5zQGW
peteum: @directoryofbunk Funnily enough I began a gig the other day by apologising for not being as dextrous as C Joynes, however I can… etc etc
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk In fact I spell BTEC D.U.E.S…
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk That’s DUES I’m paying, man.
peteum: @directoryofbunk You think I make grinding shithop this awkward without them?
peteum: @directoryofbunk a bizarre article that seems to seek sympathy by describing how unpleasant it is to suck Satan’s cock.
peteum: RT @tom_watson: RT @piratepartyNZ: European Parliament Official In Charge Of #ACTA Quits, Denounces The ‘Masquerade’ http://t.co/gkC0Bman
peteum: RT @sammcpheeters: It makes me sad that Maroon 5 will have to play that one song forever and ever in the bowels of Hell.
peteum: RT @lilithsaintcrow: Now I want to name a character “Merkin McGherkin, Hermaphrodite of Mystery”. S/he fights crime!
peteum: @harukoraharu …party was to celebrate Giacomo’s birthday.
peteum: @harukoraharu yeah I missed that party too. My brother went and was offhand with Giacomo whilst checking his post, not realising…
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: remembered @peteum / bobby g’s Paedophile Priests concept. “gonna rock my way to heaven and roll back down to hell”
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/EuWatGp1
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Couture!
peteum: RT @TheBlackDog: You know you’ve done a really good remix when you don’t want to give it to them it’s that good. If its not, you’re not …
peteum: @johnedenuk actually wading thru dull policy sheets, but every sinew yearning to be forging the tuffest bashment of course.
peteum: @johnedenuk sorry, no tweets from me today. You know why.
peteum: Tonight I’m going back for the first time to the room I lived in for 15 odd years. Weirdly it contains a live Man From Uranus.
peteum: My chatty charge gets whole health centre talking. Lady tells me she was born in lost local pub The Asylum Inn. #tardiswanted
peteum: Grist Archive 25-1-12 http://t.co/9X0YHDDu
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Same amazing culinary artistry going on right here. But also I do this thing where I BAKE a potato to go with it!
peteum: I honestly thought the guy was called Skillrex. Then assumed reference to “Skrillex” was amusingly dismissive mockery kinda ting.
peteum: @Hot_Chip that studio 57 record gets quite a bit of love round here…
peteum: RT @FrankRGardner: SOAS academic ‘fears that a war with #Iran could become a masculinity test in US election campaign’.
peteum: @arthurCRS No he is though, bless him.
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite good.
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite.
peteum: That PS3 can just sit tight though.
peteum: And now, moan moan moan, my dosstastic day of epilepsy training (9:30 till just after lunch) becomes a 9-5:30 at the coalface on Thurs.
peteum: It’s funny how a day off school can work wonders for a sick child. Starting about 8.52AM it would seem.
peteum: RT @Pinter_Quotes: Sidcup
peteum: @neverfadingwood Innit? Yeah, cheers Mr Bell.
peteum: @bloodrainbow I haven’t found a better pub in the East of England. If there is one, let me know. Had soup (brown), Broadside, beef platter.
peteum: @neverfadingwood Nice one dude. Hope it does not disappoint!
peteum: Queen’s Head, Newton.
peteum: @chapmusic must have something to do with why they excel at all things dub. 21st century is a Babylon ting.
peteum: Running late. Jo complaining about “being a woman”. Persuaded her not to wear elf ears tho…
peteum: Off to Norwich for a wedding inna Partridge stylee.
peteum: Don’t know what that means but it sounds good.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The ‘Fatty Parts’ visual research kitchen now open for 2012 after Orval-fuelled discussions with @NOCHEXXX last night.
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: If you missed last night’s broadcast of my new short radioplay Upsidedownisms, you can listen again here http://t.co/jg …
peteum: @polytechnic2 alas the more prosaic TOSHIBA IC-777 but yours has pride of place elsewhere…
peteum: Just turned on my radio and randomly found my dear @ergophizmiz sounding absolutely uniquely wonderfully phizmizian!
peteum: @MaxTundra An amazing idea, but if you’d seen the sad little box of CDs my g/f moved in with…freakin’ James and shit…
peteum: Uh yeah, there is a place to buy my new record online that isn’t thru torturous dealings w/ me: http://t.co/p2XJptXD
peteum: RT @Rhythm_Online: @peteum Hi Pete, here’s a link from the site to your release. Feel free to share http://t.co/EauTWTUj
peteum: RT @QuoteRevolution: We used to think that revolutions are the cause of change. It is the other way around: change prepares the ground f …
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Voters are most baffling. Solutions to a serious economic meltdown? 1) Kick Iran’s ass 2) Kicks gays’ asses 3) Help the Ric …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX at the risk of encouraging some new analogue camera fetish I suggest you get this sorted!
peteum: Get yer grindingly awkward shithop here! http://t.co/QKLD8QhO
peteum: Grist Archive 19-1-12 http://t.co/LQrK4dsT
peteum: @bloodrainbow @avleachy In my (innocent) dream you had high-water trousers, square’s white shirt & were shy & goofy with a female lady.
peteum: Bought the hipster-bait 300 grams of latex record & EVOL matey threw in the Rave Slime too cos it got sent a bit late.
peteum: RT @twigharper: RT if the government monitors you on the internet.
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Good times.
peteum: I dreamt @bloodrainbow was a massive nerd, & I blew an ethnic pipe at a baby.
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm @JudeClarke Emailed Jude a jpg!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I have Ekoplekz merchz. He says I can keep the split 7, of which there is only one, cos I’m best.
peteum: @JudeClarke *bug-eyed with exhaustion post-marathon high-five purely for comic effect*
peteum: No booze for a heroic 16 days, apart from that one day when I had four pints & a massive glass of port.
peteum: RT @cuntoftheday: Cunt of the Day goes to the asshole “hunters” who, we learn, are prepared to pay big money to hunt and kill giraffes. …
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Of course, just staying in character: http://t.co/HMxImAdS
peteum: My Discogs Wishlist search for “Bumskipper” finally went PONG after about 3 years, ha ha! Tracks all spelt wrong. “Analoave Hope” etc…
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm That review I was on about is now here Nick!: http://t.co/TexXGBvr
peteum: @neverfadingwood just bought zoot allures the other day, funnily enough. Felt I had to at Â£2.
peteum: @neverfadingwood long time ago now, mind, it goes without saying
peteum: @neverfadingwood first night quite a showy tour of his back catalogue, but great. 2nd more subdued but with added dweezil.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I met this woman once who had FRANK ZAPPA amateurishly tattooed on her arm. Apparently she was in attendance too.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I went both nights, perhaps somehow sensing your predicament.
peteum: @neverfadingwood were you at wembley arena too? Have we had this conversation? #headlikeathingy
peteum: Grist Archive 15-1-12 http://t.co/idDR6J17
peteum: @disappointment But it was sort of in keeping with the specific pub dog, who couldn’t give less of a fuck for human contact etc.
peteum: @disappointment tbh it was a fairly rudimentary “Pub dog pub dog, pub dog pub dog.”
peteum: @disappointment Ha! We used to play that. Had a shit song and everything.
peteum: @johnedenuk “Never trust a religious son of a bitch, not with the lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw is writing the Great Yeovillian Novel or something. Not the same without him is it?
peteum: Then I’m in the waste wine, treading waste wine, insisting on a photograph being taken…
peteum: @nobrelmes You were there!
peteum: Two nights ago: Man in snorkel/facemask waves from top of enormous aerial industrial waste wine silo, then dives in.
peteum: Dream: I’m taking really fucking excellent photographs in an old building & Vince Mighty Boosh & Mary Epworth waltz (literally) in.
peteum: Got to sequence/shoehorn purchase of present for 12yr old, ex-mother out-law birthday lunch & visit from nervy lurcher today, plus the rest.
peteum: @IainChambers the who? (joke). Got the disc, ta!
peteum: I press the Twitter icon & my phone gives me an image of real life. Definitely some form of pisstake from on high.
peteum: @kidshirt I’ve got hauntological Wookey Hole memories. “Don’t drop Panda”, and shuddering at the thought…
peteum: @neverfadingwood There is/was a lot of real stuff out there…
peteum: @neverfadingwood I have that problem. I’m like: “stop making stuff up”. It’s a fault in me, I’m sure.
peteum: @JudeClarke Replied your face.
peteum: I have to go to the PO today to send Terminator X to hugospanky in France, see?
peteum: Hustle hustle hustle. #hustle
peteum: I will do deals.
peteum: Very close to being able to offer all Bumskippers (all 11), Giraffe, Giraffe Outtakes, The New Album, Old Album, Path Of Least Resistance.
peteum: Listening to The New Album at the mo. That shit’s pretty good, elongated subjectivity notwithstanding.
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up Arthur CRS, Dame Edna Everage, Charles Manson.
peteum: Got some new 120 micron CD-R sleevage thru the post this morning, so that bit of the cottage industry more or less on fire currently.
peteum: Might be cheaper to buy direct from the artist tho, if you wanted.
peteum: Intrepid souls finding my new recordd via Discogs, bless ‘em. Need to write some press bullshit then Norman will take 5, bless ‘em.
peteum: Also does it if I try launch Twitter from the menu.
peteum: If I tap the Twitter icon on my phone it launches the camera function – any ideas? I reinstalled Twitter & it worked only temporarily…
peteum: A digital god’s way of punishing the indolent, no doubt.
peteum: Wow, Twitter on my phone has decided it actually wants to be my camera. Bit strange.
peteum: Wonder if headache will flow out thru feet if I get out of bed? Today’s task is either writing or drilling, see.
peteum: RT @StephenJMayo: #Gove is like a deranged beekeeper who believes that if he keeps poking the hive with a stick he’ll get more honey. #w …
peteum: Also attended the mid-range heavy vibes of reggae night at the man on the moon last night. Free entry/exit…
peteum: Apparently Joynesey’s done a mix that segues Burial into Pete fucking Um. Must be a first/last.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I love that Suicide get an axe in Scotland but you just get the logs!
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: recurring performance anxiety gig dream, this time in a far flung Scottish town – scary looking statuesque log-throwing au …
peteum: Met Mr Joynes for record swap last night & discussed illness, parenthood and the changing world. #Oldfucksyndrome
peteum: Annual leave. Stowford Press throbber in the back of the skull, half a 70s grapefruit in bed. Wagon about to leave again.
peteum: RT @twigharper: We the People need to round up all politicians and send them to psilocybin cosmic citizen reeducation centers.
peteum: @chapmusic I just don’t know the answer to that one…
peteum: RT @taylordeupree: experimental music needs new standards for “gold” and “platinum” records.. like.. 1000 sales, etc… make us feel bet …
peteum: A First Aid course in Sutton-On-the-Isle? How wonderful!
peteum: Grist Archive 12-1-12 http://t.co/ytgY1P2V
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose my intestines are a coalition of sorts…
peteum: Grist Archive 11-1-12 http://t.co/c5Iy9ivV
peteum: Haven’t had a drink in 9 days. Feels like very mild acid.
peteum: @IainChambers I didn’t think it was you tbh. Just being silly.
peteum: @IainChambers Oh yeah good work with this too, nice one. http://t.co/aJbqLQbr
peteum: @IainChambers Sure, if you can be arsed to send it me!
peteum: If we could somehow monetize Michael Gove’s unlikeability then education cuts might be stopped in their tracks perhaps….
peteum: Grist Archive 10-1-12 http://t.co/8h6gaOzf
peteum: Grist Archive 9-1-12 http://t.co/SzWb7HiQ
peteum: @badtimingnights You know that WEP ballache? We hadn’t tried turning it (the router) on and off again had we?
peteum: RT @markopilkington: RT @SimonRetromania: Woebot, a/k/a Matthew Ingram, puts out an ebook – 100 Lost Rock Albums from the 1970s – http: …
peteum: RT @suzanne_moore: Christ if Worrall Thompson had nicked some nice cheese and wine that during the riots he would be looking at 2 years …
peteum: At the moment this work is transferring recordings of me pissed on a bike from one digital medium to another.
peteum: Trying to do creative work to a brief today. #downtownwankerville
peteum: Trying to sort/sell/chuck a bunch of old 45s. Not doing very well.
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: I’m breaking in this new engine so I was going 50mph or less most of the way but the countryside is lovely & verdant at t …
peteum: @neverfadingwood about 10 years ago I made a load of stickers that said that. They were useful.
peteum: @johnedenuk Just a few shirts for work kinda ting then? #sherlock
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12_(2) http://t.co/7RCnbl7n
peteum: @FarmerGlitch It’s just possible that Pete Um is least worst for that kind of car journey, but who knows?
peteum: Well, 6th Form. Not that posh.
peteum: At skool w/ matey: http://t.co/5qi2ttLt
peteum: @arthurCRS @NOCHEXXX Is it a sort of shithop, but diluted?
peteum: I see it’s getting difficult to buy my record on Gagarin, but still possible here: http://t.co/LVVrqsnX
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my beershit? What is my beershit? I remember Bukowski talking about beershit, but….
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12 http://t.co/3aD3AXOQ
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Woebot’s published an ebook on amazon: 100 Lost Rock Albums of 70s. Very good especially given cost approx = 1/2 a sandwi …
peteum: RT @hey_bbz: @ZombyMusic ur muzik is A+ bro but you should stop sucking your own dick on your twitterfeed
peteum: Is capitalism fucked, Jeremy Vine asks Paul Mason. Surreal.
peteum: RT @JFerraro_zip: our generation needs to raise up to this scum. fuk the GOP #LIES
peteum: Grist Archive 4-1-12 http://t.co/vhwPcFbo
peteum: Grist Archive 3-1-12 http://t.co/SQsFZ5Po
peteum: @hackneymarshman ‘malevolent armchair’ is a fantastic phrase in itself!
peteum: Classic booze error.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: going to buy all the copies of these and wrap them back in their boxes http://t.co/8jiP884q
peteum: @NOCHEXXX got it/them! Bless you dude.
peteum: On the ferris wheel, looking out on coney island…
peteum: News & More have so much more, namely tomato juice at a semi-reasonable Â£1.49, & let’s face it Dec 2011 is almost in date.
peteum: DayOne Smiley reveals they’ve “just run out” of tomato juice with some bemusement, if only to her.
peteum: Beggar gives thanks for my atypical but modest donation in soft & genteel voice. Mouse takes piss from passata & sends me to DayOne.
peteum: What is he, straight-edge or something? “Do you have any tomato juice?” They don’t, & we both look at my passata.
peteum: I’ve been outside & I bring news: it’s still weird in 2012. Tesco Express staffed solely by bloke in Bikini Kill T-Shirt.
peteum: See the Boomkat people are lazy but Honest Jons are just self-employed style randomness with the updates.
peteum: @ergophizmiz @NOCHEXXX
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX @perctrax Never forget!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX when is this? Tell me now, I seem to have organized drunkness, hangover & other people’s kids similtaneously…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/nP5juCcX
peteum: Bobby Conn, wrestling.
peteum: Grist to Willagee!
peteum: Big up all hackers. I can’t sort out my fucking WEP key so my son can play his PS3 online.
peteum: Been fighting with a printer for over an hour, but I think the Um micro cottage industry of Bumskipper production might fire up soon!
peteum: That Jos Meeuw is a funny bloke. Sends me a huge stash of stuff, not including the 7″ I did the press for, but including one of mine.
peteum: Everytime I sell a Grist 0005 I have to lift a saxophone & several hundred NM BBC wild recording 7″s out of an awkward corner.
peteum: Looks like my best Christmas present just arrived from Meeuw Muzak.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’ve got an Outtakes haven’t ya?
peteum: @fritzbogott “a self-conscious joke in jargon about jargon” KEEP IT META, man!
peteum: & I wake up & tell Mouse in retaliation for her regular dreamshare & she’s like “Who’s Pippa Middleton?” About 65% positively amazed approx.
peteum: & I turn to leave & she wants to take something further & I’m like, I don’t think so babe…
peteum: Oh yeah so I dream about Pippa Middleton & it’s some collegiate setting & she singles me out & we have coy convo about the arts.
peteum: @badtimingnights Photo for Twitter pls.
peteum: @fritzbogott from whenever it was… http://t.co/Gix69aF6
peteum: @badtimingnights Never mind that have you got a copy of Giraffe Outtakes (that works)?
peteum: @fritzbogott OTM. I’m on the fritz.
peteum: …mind-jangling behaviour of printers notwithstanding. The primadonna of all PC peripherals, as I call them.
peteum: Looks like I have almost got the wherewithal to put The Path Of Least Resistance back in circulation…
peteum: Feel free to mercilessly rip the piss if you have heard nothing by Feb.
peteum: Owing to my own disorganizedness it appears I’m basically off work till Spring, so the Um-related bit of Pete should explode into action.
peteum: Grist Archive 30-12-11 http://t.co/pUAM81qY
peteum: @TheDoctorJoke Loud & clear Doc.
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s not quite Shock & Awe… perhaps Startle & Bemuse?
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: The postman just arrived with the new @peteum record, at exactly the same time as an e-mail hit my inbox from the same …
peteum: Dreamt about Pippa.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Actually they weren’t crap, just a little fey in places.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m outta here. Atypical temperance bruv.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Plus the lyrics were written on the manual for your sampler or some shit, & were crap.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX No.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember getting bogged down in a precious “it sounded slightly different when you did it before” impasse…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The “speakers deliver the sound” thing? Nah, don’t think we did. Did it once live tho…
peteum: @neverfadingwood This is what I was thinking!
peteum: @badtimingnights Thank heavens for my atypical relative temperance! Yeah, whenever is good, more or less!
peteum: @thewiremagazine I’m not sure how my record ended up getting reviewed but could someone pass on my thanks to the man Clive Bell!
peteum: @danielpadden Bless ya, but hopefully someone less in Glasgow than yourself can oblige!
peteum: Can anyone, like @badtimingnights furnish me with a Bumskipper 8 to copy anytime soon? Some dude in the States wants 1-9 and 11!
peteum: If anyone wants to sell their Bumskippers it now got a whole lot easier thanks to @oscillatordrift
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX I was going to do a blog post about demos from mates/stuff handed to me at gigs then LUNCHTIME occurred as per.
peteum: Someone should do a range of adverts for adults.
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX the majesty of the mighty microhenrys of course being on YouTube for all to see…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX only a fucked live collab and the vinyl. Did have something on tape from waaay back…
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX every day is year zero for Dave…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad back away from the cd-rs Dave….
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I see your fennesz pastiche and raise you 20gb pimmon ripoffs…
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I ain’t fucking burning anything, that’s for sure. #maxbrodknowsthescore
peteum: RT @ekolad: @NOCHEXXX perhaps, in reversal of roles, u should let @peteum trawl thru yr achives 2 compile best of, which u can then comp …
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think there’s some aborted um attempt to do lyrics for that actually.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember them days. What about rik waller and his hurts?
peteum: @arthurCRS still played the Portland in alarming ratio to your consumption of hot dinners though, my young friend.
peteum: *finger on nose, points* @philblackpool
peteum: @arthurCRS I swear this dude must have said it twenty odd times. It kept getting sillier in my stupid mind.
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m not sure if that joke works on me…
peteum: @philblackpool not just me then.
peteum: @arthurCRS tenant here at work going on about the CRS box set he got from fopp. He means CSI. Amusing me.
peteum: deep fried glumness, the jitters, work
peteum: I almost just tweeted this: cambridge blue christmas opening hours
peteum: My brother is checking online to see if there was a Christmas murder.
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum There was approx 100% more Farley Jackmaster Funk in that Christmas than expected.
peteum: They spelled out LOVE CAN’T TURN AROUND on it. It still says LOVE.
peteum: Jo bad timing made a fantastic vegan banana cake, & edible letraset.
peteum: On the bottom bunk syd was playing assassins creed in new arsenal shellsuit.
peteum: I actually checked his breathing this morning. He was off the mattress, but asleep fully clothed on the top bunk.
peteum: It wasn’t as unhinged as Christmasses past, although Bob did set a new human booze record.
peteum: Mutiny. They won’t walk. To the pub. In Grantchester. And I’ve done almost all the washing up.
peteum: @FarmerGlitch we feel the luv, and Christ we need it… you too hope you had a good glitchmas…
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: There is no person so severely punished, as those who subject themselves to the whip of their own remorse. ~ Seneca h …
peteum: Grist Archive 26-12-11 http://t.co/av8uRnoZ
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Today: #Assange: 383 days detained-no charge #WikiLeaks: 386 days unlawful banking blockade #Manning: 580 days in jail ht …
peteum: Ruined Christmas.
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: @Pani_Bufetowa Can’t upload now. Keep losing coverage and having to start again.
peteum: RT @b_wildered: Some photos are funny because they are. http://t.co/xBEb6Skn
peteum: That @neverfadingwood is uploading footage of a man snoring in a particularly Polish jumper, is what I mean.
peteum: I havent watched any xmas tv, but this is eagerly awaited.
peteum: @polytechnic2 gimme three steps is my jam.
peteum: Record on the turntable is Lynyrd Skynrd.
peteum: I would have been ashamed if I had, but it’s OK to tell you about it. #funnythat
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: If you don’t like my arrogance you can suck my socks.
peteum: Remind me to do a series of promotional underground anecdotes which I only have because of Bad Timing.
peteum: Ha, when Jo @badtimingnights put The Skaters on James Ferraro asked “do you have YouTube at your place?”.
peteum: @ProUnit Thanks Unit, and also with you.
peteum: I mean I very nearly had a serious head injury. Death by technics amp. Imagine.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX please re-enact this later.
peteum: RT @danielmaier: Let’s take a moment to think about those more fortunate than ourselves.
peteum: Just very nearly avoided a serious head injury. Would have made for an interesting day.
peteum: My brother is up, and has had a shit.
peteum: @johnedenuk jah rastachristmas John!
peteum: Noddy Holder roused and ushered silently through shadowy corridors…
peteum: Alarm in t-minus ten.
peteum: @LowQuay *waves*
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Merry Xmas everybody #ijustwokeup sleepy but i still got bars neatly
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I’m getting old I nearly just put the air freshener in the fridge lol
peteum: One time I woke up really early on Christmas morn and read crime & punishment (till the end) for 2 hours. That was a mistake.
peteum: Mariah eventually morphed Into “no side to fall in” by the raincoats though, thank the hipster gods.
peteum: It’s not a time it’s a fucking price!
peteum: 5.49 with mariah in my wrongbowed head, ta.
peteum: fuck you sellotape
peteum: Extra dishes going on now cos @NOCHEXXX eats like a big fat ho, apparently.
peteum: Must. Not. Get. Fucked. Up.
peteum: Stir-fry & Strongbow yo.
peteum: @FarmerGlitch festive greets from the bleak east!
peteum: Finished work! Till the 27th! Suckers!
peteum: RT @NikKershaw: Theo, my 18 month old son, just pointed to a picture of @howardjones and said “Daddy”.
peteum: RT @StanCollymore: Just have one look at my favourites and tell me there isn’t at least something to address. Nobody’s playing any card …
peteum: Ok, show me a Christmas I can’t charity shop my way out of.
peteum: If you observe a gluten-free diet & don’t buy any special stuff you end up having pretty weird lunches, I have discovered.
peteum: @h7dd3rs John Nettles investigates a series of dull manslaughters.
peteum: Using the word misnomer incorrectly is going to be my new thing.
peteum: I also liked Aaron Dilloway’s lipsynching record. Lovely packaging I gave up trying to rip off.
peteum: Hints of woodsmoke, vanilla, angry mice etc. What a shit Pete.
peteum: In the doghouse cos I drank some hoity toity Scotch that was someone’s mum’s in rude glugs, & missed the hints.
peteum: When people say “Oh my days” they are actually just coyly referencing Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
peteum: Audioboo: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham. http://t.co/7NiRyBA4 #davidbeckham #peteum #smells
peteum: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham.
peteum: Two young fellows in the army surplus shop wondering whether you need to growl if you can sing.
peteum: Maplin smells of stale mansweat. More so even than Cash Converters.
peteum: Prison-faced drunk in Poundland attempts joke with sad pony-tailed cashier. #xmasshopping
peteum: RT @chakrabortty: Bloody hell. Go and look at @StanCollymore ’s favourites.
peteum: @orfy nice one! I love that record.
peteum: And the Clairaudience Fellowship record from Twig Harper & Daniel Higgs, the nuttahs.
peteum: My other favourite LPs from this year weren’t from this year: the two Zomes records and uh, maybe Legends Of Benin.
peteum: Probably @ergophizmiz made the best opera I’ve seen this year. I could go on and on about it.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @LowQuay I’ve been trying to get on this tip but it’s a works do in my house.
peteum: Oh yeah, @tapebox doesn’t seem to make shit records & he made another amazing beautiful object this year, which you can listen to.
peteum: Probably my favourite 2011 NOCHEXXX-style auteur button-fucker would probably be @NOCHEXXX I reckon.
peteum: Dry roasted penis.
peteum: RT @bloodrainbow: Poison Ikea
peteum: Just realized tonight’s dinner is Jo’s work do, so alas I’m drinking socially.
peteum: @ekolad I should, & would if I could, send you a copy of the 53 track “Giraffe Outtakes”.
peteum: That Doozer record is amazing, when it arrives. Radio On is my favourite Doozer thing as yet tho…
peteum: Best Of records of pals = Nochexxx Savage Herald, & the video! Probably liked the sprawl of Memowrekz from @ekolad best, or the dubloaded..
peteum: @neverfadingwood Chin chin!
peteum: On a vaguely serious note I would like to give props to everyone who gave me props: @NOCHEXXX @kekw (?) Woebot @ekolad @cowsarejustfood…
peteum: I’m the same, I think. Might do a flippant Best Of 2011 list, since I’m getting pissed here.
peteum: RT @ekolad: i haven’t made a ‘best of’ list, but i did enjoy that @peteum 10″
peteum: @neverfadingwood http://t.co/ZrflADRy
peteum: RT @DawnHFoster: Blimey. On phone to sister (in Welsh), bloke gestured at me and said “Those fucking Poles are why no one can get Britis …
peteum: RT @pawboy2: One problem is that ‘racism’ as term has to stand in for n+ wildly discrete forms of hatred, distrust, paranoia, disavowal, …
peteum: Matt Happy People.
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino no you shouldnt, you disingenuous comedy sociopath.
peteum: @neverfadingwood I thought about nicking it.
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino I knew following you was asking for trouble.
peteum: @lisablanning I would never do that to a woman. Oh, am I thanking you as Wire review middlelady?
peteum: Dancing days. I’m in the bog.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: BOBBY’S BACK
peteum: @singingadams show us yr squirrel.
peteum: Gluten-free engagement piss-up.
peteum: @singingadams won’t cook.
peteum: @directoryofbunk Yes, been meaning to high five you about this. Pretty fucking grindingly awkward bum yeah?
peteum: This is my portfolio. I must not loose it. Loosing it may be considered a disciplinary matter. http://t.co/IsBEHYBh
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: any reverse psychology / occult magick practices one can use to prevent people from lending you DVD’s / music that you kno …
peteum: @JudeClarke There wasn’t any of that in the dream, but who knows? It would have looked especially bad as they were so old, and young.
peteum: They kicked off with Dancing Days, which had a Jacksons style dance routine. My thing, utilising boombox, was a disaster. Tracks skipping.
peteum: Dreamt I supported a reformed Led Zep. Two of them were younger people, one being an actual child.
peteum: RT @therealelp: CHERISH YOUR TYRANTS WHILE THEY ARE HERE, PEOPLE. DONT WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.
peteum: Rihanna’s Only Girl seems to be about the experience of being insecurely attached.
peteum: @ekolad Oh yeah, & my songs are too short.
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man. I think it’s like 10% inspiration, 10% perspiration. Maybe 30% Stella & the rest pathological abstention.
peteum: @oscillatordrift Covered in shame.
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
peteum: @ProUnit One hesitates to say “Ioved his early stuff”, but there it is…
peteum: My favourite Shirt… http://t.co/i09hFVdM
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: there’s an underlying menace to @MoonWiringClub Clutch it Like a Gonk, which makes sex positive moles and their long nosed …
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Think I might treat myself to one of those ubiquitous USB-powered mp3-to-vinyl cutting lathes for Christmas.
peteum: Dreamt I was hanging out with Billy Idol. He was small, slight, decent & a bit dull. Tried to ask about “Vizer trowah!”
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: the first rule of modular synth club is please come to modular synth club
peteum: Grist Archive 16-12-11 http://t.co/qnYIqe3R
peteum: RT @danhancox: four pages of @DSG_DSG in g2 today: http://t.co/7kpmYspf
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s kind of hard to explain why it was funny, but it was. Plus I always accuse Jo of being an amateur with dogs, as she is.
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’d forgotten about your habit. Funnily enough when we were in Bridport Jo saw some, said “dogs!” & they both looked round.
peteum: Leave stabes & do chores mouseford. And get off my Twitter.
peteum: ‘Snews’ is what Jon Snow delivers on Channel 4.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad http://t.co/Sodk77Rh Put a copy up for sale.
peteum: @johnedenuk Too late.
peteum: @peteum @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx This record is very well-received. On Discogs. By us.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad JOKES!
peteum: @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx Sense won out that time, but nerdery will find a way. Wiki page offers up for tender!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad Laughably, it was a statement of intent. You know, to hit 4 figures.
peteum: @ekolad I’m very grateful for your efforts dude. The process did my nut in & scared me off, but I have a lot of stuff actually…
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX The cat number should be Grist 0005, but I think the cats are a bit skittish at the beginning.
peteum: @ekolad Ha! That was retrospectively attributed by myself, although there’s plenty of other conceptual faultlines I’m sure.
peteum: @ekolad And I’ve only been Pete Um since 2008 & sometimes old skool promoters bill me as Um out of militancy.
peteum: @ekolad Strictly speaking Um is the band & Pete Um is the representative, but in Discogs terms you are right.
peteum: RT @ekolad: Grist, past & present c/o @peteum @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/acglYBvK
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/A82o3z0H – Daft faces thru the ages.
peteum: RT @Joey7Barton: Think I’ve found a man to respect and admire this morning, step forward Prof Noam Chomsky…….
peteum: Boomer Schadenfreude aka Rip-Off Britain.
peteum: Grist Archive 15-12-11 http://t.co/wFmbvJCZ
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(3) http://t.co/N3jT7XOq
peteum: @MaxTundra ha little drummer boy on in Starbucks. It works!
peteum: @MaxTundra I have that on cassette, big pranny that I am.
peteum: @JudeClarke I am at work actually.
peteum: Trying on kitten heels in john Lewis.
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/NumJ56×0
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/nm7yPrFW
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11 http://t.co/uEOm5AJe
peteum: @MaxTundra *my face grinning from within niche*
peteum: @aridtrax it is now too late to make a wish.
peteum: I hope the woman who reads the news on Radio 4 actually talks like Kathy Burke.
peteum: Right then, 4 Pete Ums & a Blues Brothers in the post.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights Seems only fair, my esteemed associate.
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: That’s it for my foot the Doc says! Now once the rain stops I’ll retrieve my Harley this week… once i get over this bla …
peteum: RT @carlmaxim: What a delicious irony that the News of the World was forced to close as a result of a story that wasn’t 100% true.
peteum: A thousand thanks or at least 208 to @badtimingnights for design/production/artistry today making covers for my tardy ten inch!
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum http://t.co/9VG3Zf6Q
peteum: RT @charliewoolley: “People who don’t change will find themselves like folk musicians, playing in museums and local as a motherfucker.” …
peteum: @arthurCRS In some capacity.
peteum: These are rarer. http://t.co/ghlQjjPv
peteum: @arthurCRS and vice versa.
peteum: @arthurCRS http://t.co/JkzH3Qet
peteum: Today Jo @badtimingnights & I are at st. Barnabas press screenprinting inserts for Can’t Get Started. We’ve almost begun.
peteum: @oscillatordrift On the 1700 from Dorchester South. It was a posting of embittered resignation & self-shaming. At Kings X it was 6 for Â£5.50
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thankyouverymuchforhavingme. Was a joy to meet your merry men & see TTP. What are you going to do with the heads?
peteum: @ergophizmiz T’is a deep & enduring love…
peteum: RT @kekw: @peteum @FarmerGlitch Pete – still some tickets on door for tonight’s show?
peteum: @badtimingnights yes indeed. When’s good? Need to be somewhere for 3pm and not really into crack of dawn but otherwise up to you!
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Jo’s mate who came to the @aidandabet gig texted her last night “how are the milk churners?”
peteum: @ekolad thanks dude. Dm yr address I’ll send you thee greatest hits ep…
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @neverfadingwood is a dribbling goat
peteum: Â£2.90 http://t.co/2JgpdoX3
peteum: @badtimingnights only got a vague sense of what that is.
peteum: @kekw 6 advance sold, so I reckon it’ll be ok
peteum: RT @kekw: So, uh, yeah @peteum live tonight at Bridport Arts Centre, Dorset.
peteum: RT @julesmattsson: The music in Rick Perry’s anti-gay ad ‘Strong’ was by gay American composer Aaron Copland, who by the way was a commu …
peteum: RT @Pani_Bufetowa: Ha. RT @elegsabiff: Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
peteum: RT @oscillatordrift: @peteum Does Ergo Phizmiz have any views on the Transporter Bridge centenary? Written any songs about it?
peteum: @monktonwylde leisurely looking forward to meeting you too! Oh, that sounds rude…
peteum: @kekw spent a pleasurable 20 quid at one such stall. Pleasure enhanced by eavesdropping on someone recommending Pete um for tonight’s gig!
peteum: @HughesRich and one which he is yet to see…
peteum: @kekw I’ll let you know when I see Mr phizmiz. I’m sure there will be though.
peteum: @FarmerGlitch think this market might take a while!
peteum: As a child mouse thought the protagonist in the mental as anything song was using the woman he’s addressing.
peteum: Seemed appropriate.
peteum: I tweet from the bath of @ergophizmiz, in swimming goggles.
peteum: Bridport Partly Sunny. Mentions nothing of hangovers.
peteum: In @ergophizmiz pad. Cold, discussing issues of self, etc.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: where were you in 97? #hotel_paral.lel
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @zone_styx there was a lot more, but it wasn’t the rest of the songs included
peteum: @zone_styx nice one. They want more
peteum: And now I have to press X and head West…
peteum: Normally I get to tell other musicians what it says about them in The Wire, but the Doozer says my rekkid is reviewed & my copy isn’t here.
peteum: Not in Unison obviously.
peteum: Imagine a troop-formation of dudes in Clarkson masks swaggering in unison towards you to that.
peteum: The ultimate white middle-aged man song is “I Can’t Dance” by Genesis. It just reeks pure Clarkson.
peteum: “fez” on my hand.
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I feel you. I’m like one pair of pants and a ring-modulator.
peteum: Old carolling tweet. Told you I was lying. Actually rubbing a wall.
peteum: I for one welcome Hungary, our new economic partner.
peteum: Fantastic meal in the Robin Hood & now off to a carol service. Excited! (warning: contains lies)
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Bobby Gregory morphing into Lenny Bruce, Daffy Duck and ‘Bit King’?
peteum: Justin Webb attack frog.
peteum: RT @kekw: PETE UM: “CAN’T GET STARTED” http://t.co/sFbErGxY
peteum: Especially nice to read since I’ve been doing the cottage industry thing with Epson/guillotine for that record this last hour…
peteum: RT @somedisco: Manchester United and Manchester City have joined forces to launch a new perfume, “the smell of Manchester”. It’s called …
peteum: @chapmusic such sensible people.
peteum: RT @chapmusic: please let’s not all have animated profile pictures, that would be too flickery
peteum: Lithuanian at the wheel: “this dark is very bad dark because it is not enough dark”.
peteum: @JimBowers9 I failed my Psychic Abilities exam. Not totally unexpected though.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think I get what you mean. If I do, I will. Try.
peteum: @directoryofbunk a veritable who’s who in shithop! #althoughnot
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’ll have a shot of something before I go on and you can be there in spirits.
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And what a line-up: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Erik Bumbledonk, Oblivian Substanshall, Vulnavia Vanity, The Gale, Martha Mo …
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then on December 10th come to @BridportArts for Howtosaytwo. The final show of “The Third Policeman”, then a full progr …
peteum: Bridport is going to see a fairly shameless showbiz set. Glad Dave’s not coming.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights also her favourite colour is peach.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I recall @badtimingnights mentioning that song, implying significance, to me. Just left in the dark vis a vis Phd.
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. ~ Nietzsche
peteum: RT @mushybees: Oh good god, advertisers, please just stop making twee cover versions to sell your shit, even of songs i already loathe!
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight: C Joynes, Alan Wilkinson, Padang Food Tigers, The Portland @CrushingDeathCB http://t.co/Or9nxT71
peteum: RT @faisalislam: … The clearest example ever of the Stockholm syndrome relationship between all UK governments and its financial servi …
peteum: Few weeks ago I dreamt of puncture. In the morning I had one. Weird feeling.
peteum: Monday I had feverish dream of finding the 2 toy Luger pistols I had as child. Opened living room door in the AM & Syd, holding 1: “bang!”
peteum: @Nochexxx is his own dream team lol.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: drunk in Granchester with Idlerich and co, Eno / Byrne collab and unknown Monks rec @peteum ? jumping into the cam with n …
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big up everyone ive worked wether you was good or shit i gave you the time of day remember that………..
peteum: @JudeClarke PartialCare would still be a misnomer! Fucking Jokepaste more like.
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum “Big up Dick Dastardly. Big up Cyril Sneer,” he mumbled. A legend was born.
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum He retreated to the corner to jot down some rhymes, pausing only to suck air through his teeth and fall out with ot …
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum Wiley gazed at the stolen action man with hate, greed and envy. “Bruv,” he said, “don’t even test me, yeah?”
peteum: @ProUnit Ha! The game of Musical Statues ended awkwardly… “I was not moving Mum! I was just breathing and looking with my eyes!”
peteum: @ProUnit Unit, don’t take the only happy day of Wiley’s life that hitherto only existed in Pete Um’s mind away from him!
peteum: This is Sainsburys, and it’s not even the Basics range. We are fucking fucked.
peteum: You expect to live in Western Europe & buy cheapo washing-up liquid from the corner shop that just makes grease giggle but this is different
peteum: I predict the downfall of Capitalism in the entrails of this Sainsburys Totalcare toothpaste, which does not fucking WORK.
peteum: One year colder, more disphoric etc. Or maybe he’s just a year out, ha ha!
peteum: So I guess his life was one year darker than I imagined.
peteum: I mean, it imagines a childhood instance in which he might have been happy, in contrast to those in which he was not.
peteum: On Bumskipper 5, I think, there’s a tune called “Wiley’s 5th Birthday”, which sort of imagines him as a happy child.
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I cant wait till my next birthday.this is the 1st one ive been happy about since 4 years old or something …cos my albums …
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch OK, good luck with that!
peteum: My son searching for “guns” on Amazon.
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: 4 single-press Ergo Phizmiz vinyls in handmade artwork released today. 3 already gone. Who will have the last one? http …
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: After The Third Policeman @BridportArts, you get Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substan …
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then to @BridportArts for the final performance of The Third Policeman. Come along. It will never be performed again af …
peteum: Someone should have had a word with Hugh Laurie about this blues thing. It’s a Pratchett hat set to music.
peteum: I hate it when people carry out shit gimmicky ideas like that though.
peteum: That Jar Of Hearts tune would lend itself to a punk treatment methinks.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX anxiety dream or real life? If latter, where?
peteum: Today is long too.
peteum: @badtimingnights actually I’ve played several times at CamArt, a few hundred metres from where I am now, in fulbourn.
peteum: @badtimingnights Romsey Labour Club furthest South?
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t suppose I have, but worried you’re going to tell me I’ve played Arbury Free Fayre and forgotten it…
peteum: @HughesRich I can see this happening…
peteum: Other Um compass points seem to be Odense, Berlin and Bern. Portland Arms makes no appearance.
peteum: Was wondering whether Bridport will be furthest West I’ve ever played but I guess Nantes is more westerly?
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Awl-fucking-right! Wives & everything! Definitely going to be tossing out very short sweaty scarves into the audience…
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw I did wonder about that geographical fact! Will be there Friday but not sure of the plan for Sat…
peteum: @monktonwylde it almost always is, but thanks in advance!
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substanshall, and the final performance of The Third Pol …
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And before I bugger off…. come to Howtosaytwo at Bridport Arts Centre next Saturday…the line-up is immense….
peteum: @ergophizmiz how can this batshit goodiepalesque folly be financed? Is it a magic trick, or a lie, or have you gone mad?
peteum: @JudeClarke it’s Cambridge’s way of telling us we’re too provincial for London. Ensures a tail-between-legs return.
peteum: Today is long.
peteum: It’s like The bleedin’ Secret Millionaire in Bourdieu’s terms. #cunt
peteum: Political analysis of colleagues: rich and poor being helped but not the working class.
peteum: @tapebox surely not that long ago tho?
peteum: @tapebox Dave still blames me for my relaxed attitude to making sure we had tickets for that gig.
peteum: @neverfadingwood he’s likable enough but yes hagiography in need of an editor. Dave Grohl pissed me off too.
peteum: And now: the long ride, the 11 hour day, party leftovers and karmic blowback.
peteum: But instead of early night I sit with my pal Grolsch, who is vegan, and watch shit Lemmy documentary.
peteum: No real post-Fair revelry to be found, although gratifed to hear Malcom Eggs’ pissed voice on PA referring to “the Mill Rd shuffle”.
peteum: Then at last minute my boss asks me to do 9-8 instead, as the girl I played at Scrabble last week is now off with stress.
peteum: Even tho g/f away & working all w/e I thought it would be cool cos 11.30AM start today would enable post Mill Road Fair booze last night.
peteum: RT @AlwysEvrythng: If you want a vision of the future, imagine crap 808 samples stamping on a human face – forever
peteum: Grist Archive 4-12-11 http://t.co/3toC9nDu
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Midnight finish? Pete Um 9PM stagetime :0
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Trying to find out. Questioning horses now, etc.
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11_(2) http://t.co/oo2FfR50
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11 http://t.co/D0WpBvMf
peteum: It would make a world of difference to me anyway.
peteum: Can’t help but think booze would add a little something to this shindig…
peteum: They’ve asked me to set up the karaoke. Little do they know…
peteum: @pawboy2 my Stooges-worshipping Brighton mates hated the Scream so much they would only refer to them as The Scottish Band.
peteum: Sent to buy food-colouring. Bumped into old psychiatrist acquaintance.
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum My particular office Christmas party highlight was when someone got a rape alarm in the Secret Santa. DARK.
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Yes, make someone feel quite special.
peteum: @mushybees It could have been to do with the colours. I remember the lowering hauntologic skies.
peteum: @mushybees I recall it as dark, but I was a pussy as a child.
peteum: Christmas freakin’ Party at work joy today. Please tweet me up to give my soul succour, cos I’ll be in a stupid hat playing bingo etc.
peteum: Grist Archive 2-12-11 http://t.co/HzjR9Gd1
peteum: Old dear to younger woman in chemist: “how’s your mum?” “she died.” “jean?” “no, Anne.” Blank look. You’d know her if you saw her.”
peteum: Many slips twixt cup and lip/ I slam you like a poet! #faisal
peteum: Tooth Fairy fucking with my austerity program like an unforseen Euro crisis.
peteum: Cut to Jan 1st & @NOCHEXXX finally figuring out what all the funny hats & sleighbells signified, you fucking mollusc!
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Almost fell off my bike giving flying thumbs-up to local picket.
peteum: RT @IanMartin: Wishing solidarity and good luck to all those on strike today. This is not just about pensions. It’s about who we are and …
peteum: RT @steve_hawkes: Surely MPs would have better chance of negotiating on pensions if their own were changed to reflect austerity Britain
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I pushed man 50p too far, I could feel it in my bones at the time.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Make an offer” is the closest I get to being an inscrutable existential gambler like yourself.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Discogs: Your offer on 1. Piiri* – Jarru EP has been declined”
peteum: You snows it @JudeClarke
peteum: “The facts of the world have changed.” – Danny Alexander
peteum: RT @PabloK: Awesome placard slogan there: UNIONS: THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE WEEKEND. #Nov30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/gQc58Ww0 – What is the provenance of this pic Dave? Is it at Aid & Abet?
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: FOOT UPDATE: Doc says it looks really good, one more week with compression sock and i will be good as new!
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Jeremy Prynne’s first reading in 20-odd years, and WE’VE put it on! Tonight in Lady Mitchell Hall, Prynne and Selma Jam …
peteum: RT @ihavecake: As grocery delivery man handed me a bottle of gin he did not openly judge my tiger suit and I did not openly stare at his …
peteum: @arthurCRS No problem. It’s the gift of giving.
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Thanks man. We love that record too!
peteum: …the tossy emptiness in his thang that struck me as quite ahead of its time…
peteum: Me & my pal Sean used to listen to Cat & play Carom back in the day so it’s not like I don’t know a bit about Cat but struck by…
peteum: Ha now Jo trying to YouTube me into Cat Stevens. Be funny if all the present-day strum-wanker Cat analogues turn to Islam like wot he did.
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Deeply deeply embarrassing Cash In The Attic featuring Mike Read & his Mike Read memorabilia. Like Smashy & Nicey played as …
peteum: @real_dubversion Ah…Treworgey…lest we forget, or something.
peteum: @JudeClarke Sorry, meant to provide some context to that but got detoured. Don’t know either tune but it was a scandal for 15 seconds.
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11_(2) http://t.co/r6RxKobP
peteum: @JudeClarke This has already been discussed on the internet.
peteum: Big up JH Prynne. Man pours wine like a don. I mean…
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Just to announce a very special event tomorrow, JH PRYNNE reading from his new collection, his first UK reading in year …
peteum: @ProUnit An animation would be quite good. Sort of semi-realist, like this: http://t.co/TVVGCj86
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11 http://t.co/pnrJd3EV
peteum: Little review action of the new 10″ you can’t buy:… http://t.co/9aHoaKsi
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: War on Terror the app launched today. Makes me proud, happy, excited and my pants just a little bit wet with wee. ht …
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: RT @CrushingDeathCB In place of cancelled Higgs gig: C Joynes + Alan WIlkinson + Padang Food Tigers, 7 Dec @ThePort …
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Ahmed Harara, who lost his 1st eye on 28 Jan & his 2nd on 19 Nov, leads a march from Mostafa Mohamoud Mosque in Moh …
peteum: @ProUnit I think the idea of Wiley talking about his former glories in a post-apocalyptic landscape has dramatic legs bruv.
peteum: @ProUnit image of Wiley trying to pull branch off dead Beckettian tree, getting vexed: “don’t test me, bruv!”
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Actually one day it’ll just be a barren landscape, some cockroaches & Wiley tweeting about how he’s the best.
peteum: @Laica23 We are ghosts in the machine of domestic life…
peteum: “People ask me why I speak in a robot voice. I don’t know. Oh well……I need a shit.”
peteum: @ProUnit I imagine Wiley in the future with a silvery moustache and a cravat, talking shit at a UKIP do.
peteum: My g/f, upstairs, talking to herself, in a robot voice.
peteum: @johnedenuk Thanks John! That record is exclusive to Old Wave Of British Music Bloggers for now. No, I should sort that out, you’re right.
peteum: RT @johnedenuk: Review roundup with carpets, @ekolad @bassclefbass @peteum DOME, Mark Fell & why I don’t write about @Cafeoto http://t.c …
peteum: @arthurCRS Happy Birthday Man-dude. Here, I’ve got you these hunting pistols & a racy statuette.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: NOCHEXXX – TRASH IONOSPHERE (IAN’S SAD DEMISE / 1ST FRAME SNIPPET) http://t.co/QuY449gn
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Octopi Wall St.” Lol!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX any recommendations from this avant trove?
peteum: @NOCHEXXX David, walk AWAY from the seafood.
peteum: @joemuggs In my case it was the hangovers caused by the misery of serving the clientele.
peteum: @arthurCRS @MinutestoLive Pickled for preservation mate. Fucking ruined on the inside though!
peteum: @MinutestoLive @arthurCRS Way more hair now.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk More compelling evidence that I remember nothing of the 90s/last week etc.
peteum: Label owner finds the fact that I have confused sides A & B in my press as “rather jolly”. Phew.
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Unknown Witness testifies at #leveson, says nothing, plays Coil’s CONSTANT SHALLOWNESS LEADS TO EVIL
peteum: Writing press about something I know next to nothing about, just like a proper journalist!
peteum: RT @eggboycom: My new sounds: Eggboy: The Crow and the Rat’ alternative mix (crushed) http://t.co/eHOroLGV on #SoundCloud
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS (ages of Wikipedia later) Ha ha!
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up cholera. Big up Les Dennis. Big up cheese.
peteum: @arthurCRS Doing my head in? Yes. Lord knows why I follow him.
peteum: @singingadams Real talk.
peteum: @johnedenuk @NOCHEXXX Think we might be at cross(fader) purposes. This: http://t.co/pXo5bKym
peteum: Big up Bono. Big up Harry Potter. Big up Cecil Rhodes.
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up bono from u2 he new what to do and cos of him so do we ….lets go
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dominator. I love that record. Who were/was Sniper?
peteum: @johnedenuk 9 out of 10 cats, I shouldn’t wonder. Possibly more!
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Right i got that bandage/orthopedic shoe off & now i’m ready to party on two feet!!!
peteum: We were watching Hugh here last week in my yard & asking whither the people of colour or even working folk were…
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Get Zomes.
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Bollocks.
peteum: I’m ill & I just got marooned on sofa in front of her making a tension basket.
peteum: Class a bit of a hobbyhorse of mine but it’s instructive that I can enjoy Hugh but Kirstie makes me want 2 kill but it’s same format 100%
peteum: RT @MetPoliceCO11: Great Lord Cthulhu, destroyer of mankind, has arisen from his watery repose and is currently causing a minor traffic …
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Congrats to @TerrorBullGames for their just-approved app version of War on Terror http://t.co/NqP7PlJv
peteum: Ok kubin & coolhaven “there is a garden” after the pet shop boys for the funeral please.
peteum: Painting job. http://t.co/iDV6tsgi
peteum: Lol at The Mouse, making the case for James after the pub the other night. Pete’s indie g/f.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX haven’t tagged your elusive self but yr there…
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Coming to a Facebook near you I think, but tomorrow, soz…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX OK dude. Got a few ‘chexxx ones, but mainly about 300 million blurry cow shots!
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights @kekw @tapebox Belated massive mutual bigups! Been in work/recovery vortex. Got some pix coming…
peteum: RT @RealArshavin: If I get dog, I call him Benton.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Berrocal, Fenech and TazartÃ¨s reviewed by the wonderful Peter Kemp. check! http://t.co/xfTLfV8b
peteum: RT @domfox: Probably more pepper-spraying cop images than you are ever likely to want to see: http://t.co/IGSIjLs8. The Guernica one’s good.
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Fantastic piece of work. RT @lecanardnoir: Stunned. Utterly stunned by xkcd. http://t.co/G9H38JEa
peteum: Bollocks. Reality again.
peteum: RT @prancehall: Struggling to come to terms with how bad the new Wiley album is. It’s like seeing an aunt with early signs of dementia.
peteum: RT @LDN: This is what the Tube map looks like if you can’t use stairs http://t.co/l2uQOOkv
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Two days & i get rid of this orthopedic shoe!
peteum: @JudeClarke @HughesRich the moustache has made the whole thing all the more troubling…
peteum: @HughesRich nice one. On the money i reckon.
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Saturday’s festivities RT @the_liminal: Bad Timing Turns 10 with Hacker Farm, Pete Um & Sculpture at Aid & Abet http://t …
peteum: Grist Archive 21-11-11 http://t.co/IFqUkHK7
peteum: @aidandabet yeah thanks for having us. You run a tight ship.
peteum: @zone_styx you’re on fire today bruv!
peteum: RT @diss1: on the real tho, fuck the Olympics
peteum: @polytechnic2 and some special poly pain besides I’ll wager
peteum: @HughesRich ha ha! Excellent.
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Got a great snap of @peteum performing last night http://t.co/Tcn1g8EZ
peteum: Ha ha just been spoken to by excellent witty old crone on two sticks moving in inches.
peteum: T’is a blessing my boss is in seats in front.
peteum: I’m gonna yawn this church down.
peteum: Trying to do the money tins to Boney M and shit super loud & then oh fuck church.
peteum: Then immediately I spy two paintings leaning against graffiti wall near old hospital. The Barmy Art dude I presume?
peteum: Hungover epiphany of bright sun glinting through spray from guy washing his car in Tesco car park Stevie Wonder’s Days top volume on stereo.
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Monster? #um http://t.co/7MqDbRw4
peteum: Bad Timing’s 10th Birthday duly celebrated? Check. Full working day ahead? Check. Every kind of pain? Check.
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sorry, I am actually just going through tons of photos at the moment. I’m not totally mental.
peteum: @bloodrainbow And back on again. http://t.co/sS4YfuzN
peteum: @bloodrainbow No, it was cool. We found a workaround for the OS vista or whatever. I just took a photo for laffs.
peteum: @bloodrainbow We were too in AWE.
peteum: @bloodrainbow My g/f won’t forget that Acid Mothers gig in a while! http://t.co/dXbCxlAm
peteum: @JimBowers9 Thanks Jimbow.
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Tonight: come and celebrate 10 years of @badtimingnights Starts: 7.30pm http://t.co/hqKFFT8o
peteum: @badtimingnights @kekw Facebook sez Fleet Services M3 “about an hour ago” :0 I was just guessing M11. Cake smells good though!
peteum: @neverfadingwood Echokrank…
peteum: @neverfadingwood I listened to that the other day.
peteum: RT @doncorleonie: the making of kenboothe and da professor on antique riddim http://t.co/UxWLnGQj
peteum: @kekw is a badman blogger posting about @NOCHEXXX cruising up the M11!
peteum: 20_5_05_(2) Diary. http://t.co/ZVSo4rzN
peteum: Son calls for “new water” from his bunk, which eager-to-please g/f duly fetches. “any other refreshments?” “yeah, silence.”
peteum: @fritzbogott Have a real nice birthday, fiction-face!
peteum: @NOCHEXXX This is clearly Bobby in blackface http://t.co/dpFS7n5R Sorry to burst your bubble.
peteum: Sonic milkchurns, zoetropes, “displays”… @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @kekw @NOCHEXXX @tapebox http://t.co/690F4XXd
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: lookin forward @kekw @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @tapebox http://t.co/fwXoH9Cl
peteum: Grist Archive 18-11-11 http://t.co/M6X3kx4Q
peteum: RT @kekw: Looking forward very much to playing / hanging with @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox
peteum: RT @faisalislam: Did a leading US Presidential candidate really say: “we need a leader, not a reader”? It’s time to start learning Mandarin.
peteum: @fritzbogott Don’t forget East Anglia is very flat.
peteum: And four of them were Brain Of Morbius.
peteum: Would I have ever played Europe if Bad Timing hadn’t booked Felix Kubin? Well, yes, but only to 8 people in Switzerland.
peteum: @chapmusic I OWN that line. Toto just hold it for me.
peteum: @chapmusic Thanks Chaps. I will be dangerous right up until the point of actual DANGER & pose looking mean on the line.
peteum: How many tweets would I have tweeted without Bad Timing? Not 6000 I’m sure!
peteum: Venetian Snares did some crack in the bogs and went straight back in there by mistake!
peteum: @chapmusic Many many! Harry Merry may still be there now, holding a chip midway thru a conversation!
peteum: Not that The Chap got confused, or did that I am aware of kinda ting…
peteum: Big up The Chap. How many other acts have got confused outside the toilets in the Citadel Of Dreams?
peteum: RT @chapmusic: ten years of @badtimingnights ! http://t.co/NNhdNWzz we played one of our first ever shows there…almost ten years ago! …
peteum: Plus Sculpture. Sculpture! They piss all over other zoetropic acts.
peteum: @fritzbogott And say “sorry sunshine, you’re meant to be in East Anglia.”
peteum: @fritzbogott I’ll smile beatifically and give you a wink.
peteum: Plus Hacker Farm features Kid Shirt, who pretty much invented music blogs.
peteum: Plus Jo has a Phd in AI but she gave it all up for the stage.
peteum: It’s probably about 100 years in non-experimental, electronic, noise, lofi, radiophonics, diy, weird pop, randomness.
peteum: I will be very disappointed too. Ten years is a big ting innit.
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: If you’re in Cambridge tomorrow night and don’t go to @badtimingnights 10th birthday then I’ll be very disappoâ€¦ (co …
peteum: @JudeClarke remind me to do an impromptu JUDE TRIAL next time such a situation arises.
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: got a nice hefty package of throbbing gristle in my fist
peteum: @JudeClarke thanks for coming and being a micro-critic I thought it was great, but allo allo amazing!
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
peteum: @Laica23 http://t.co/avzSNUPO
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa @ergophizmiz I shall have to hear this! And before my demise (obviously).
peteum: Halo halo are really good.
peteum: Ah, pissed lady playing with my hair. Halo Halo sounding alright too.
peteum: Good bogs in the corner house though. Nice features. I appreciate a good pub toilet.
peteum: One of the mourners has puked in the loos.
peteum: It’s something about the awkward futility of the social murk of a soundcheck that both parties expect to redeem in the gig.
peteum: Flailing in dark/different language/different agenda. Conceit embarrassing me now. Something there though.
peteum: Relationship between band & engineer like romantic one, please forgive conceit. Necessary with fundamental flaws mostly.
peteum: Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Etc.
peteum: Left as g/f putting pie & mash on table. Got yesterday’s Greek salad in my bag with the 4-ways & shit.
peteum: Sat amidst the remains of a wake. Lily Allen on the juke.
peteum: Don’t know why I still turn up on time after all these years. First on but only soundcheck I might miss is my own. Not moaning Dan
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: You get a different breed of shotter in Hove: Message reads “The damsels are in the tower. See me at tea-time”.
peteum: RT @Laica23: This Saturday @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox and not me because I’m at work : ( but you should go, it will be …
peteum: As my coffin slides away, please play the Pet Shop Boys’ It’s A Sin. It will be jokes, trust me.
peteum: Grist Archive 16-11-11 http://t.co/FzoT4dx7
peteum: @kekw @50quidsoundboy MIDI was FIRST. ok, not strictly true but…
peteum: RT @the_no: Really, Britain? Not your nan’s gas bill, your kids’ schools, your hospitals or your jobs, just fucking petrol prices? #WeAr …
peteum: RT @mushybees: A local gym are now following me. Good to see they do their research! GYMS ARE FOR CUNTS! GET TO SEVERE FUCK HEALTH NAZIS!
peteum: Grist Archive 15-11-11 http://t.co/bCNR674V
peteum: That last Audioboo the evergreen THF Drenching with a taster for forthcoming in your faces!
peteum: Audioboo: http://t.co/pDJJlHPV via @Audioboo
peteum: Fuck Wiley’s “special relationship” lapdog mentality.
peteum: Unfortunately I was looking for something for my girlfriend’s birthday. Worryingly, temple of human misery Primark came thru.
peteum: My brother thought it was Janis on the Minimoog & EMS Synthi AKS.
peteum: Also Delta 5, a Soviet cultural exchange thing of South African music, and Plugged In Joplin.
peteum: Someone got rid of their Scientist Rids The World Of The Evil Curse Of The Vampires, and I got it.
peteum: @ergophizmiz Doo-wopera?
peteum: Wiley inching ever closer to totalitarian leanings…
peteum: RT @Wiley__: big up the house in swansea that looks like hitler
peteum: Bad Timing Nights http://t.co/Z5gjw7fF
peteum: Grist Archive 14-11-11 http://t.co/Ut35XkOX
peteum: @micheleidesmith it told me I was room-temp Buckfast, the cheeky thing! Probably making a point…
peteum: @MaxTundra certainly remember carelessly handling my friend’s copy back in the day.
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11_(2) http://t.co/lVmhJGs0
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11 http://t.co/rRw9TB1V
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: Twitter adds “denigrate” and “condemn” buttons.
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Just caught a frog. Not for pleasure. Not a euphemism.
peteum: @kekw ah, tripping with the cops. Once I found myself in a car pursuing a police vehicle, which thankfully we did not catch.
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Got arrested with a mate who, unbeknownst to me, had a copy of Sheik Yerbouti under his coat.
peteum: I actually did – first time in about 5 years. About halfway through it struck me that I ought to share this on Twitter.
peteum: Just conditioned my hair.
peteum: RT @hackneymarshman: Today I found an angry poem written on a door and tossed into an aquatic skip on the Lea canal. http://t.co/yWjbNnca
peteum: Would like to thank @arthurCRS for finessing my hair/avatar. Nice chap, worth a follow etc.
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Thanks PB!
peteum: RT @aidandabet: We have two new exciting events during November: 1. 10 Years of Bad Timing 2. The Collected and The Collectable http:// …
peteum: Grist Archive 11-11-11 http://t.co/sVGJR0us
peteum: @_felixmartin Just wanted to show off my new do.
peteum: @arthurCRS Ha! Whatever you’ve decided to pay yourself, it isn’t enough.
peteum: @JudeClarke The magic Um formula: one third silly voices, one third fumbling with minidiscs and one third pissedness.
peteum: @JudeClarke That was my 2nd guess. Well, glad it’s smirkable after all these years.
peteum: @JudeClarke Cocaine Jihad?
peteum: Right, new profile pic needed pronto. Two many cassette & crossbones johnnies threatening my daring originality.
peteum: @arthurCRS *scratches unfollow finger but remains twistedly fascinated in ongoing love-hate relationship with delusional egomaniac MC*
peteum: Walked past funeral place earlier & there’s a dude washing a hearse singing along loudly to Angels by Robbie Williams. I am not joking
peteum: @ekolad Are you sure you don’t mean “frustratingly sexy”?
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Our mate, playing on Dec 7th RT @Bo_Weavil: C Joynes interview…. http://t.co/kINWwmCo
peteum: Economists are getting sexier.
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: WTF????? i’m getting spam on an UNPUBLISHED blog post?!?!? what next – an art critic under the bed?
peteum: Staring at about 7000 records trying to find a Bhundu Boys LP to prove a point. Decided it wasn’t worth it. Then found two.
peteum: Web of doom! #faisal
peteum: @mywall We need a lot more marches, but we’ll get ‘em.
peteum: @arthurCRS I was going to use Pot too, but got consumed in quagmire of relative genocidal evils.
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries the whimsically named Disc Manufacturing Services saw me right. Don’t know about 7s at 33…
peteum: @johnedenuk that did just pop into my head, unsurprisingly…
peteum: Yesterday the protests may have delayed the mastering of Wiley’s album. Banner-waving numpties need a little perspective perhaps.
peteum: Big up Darth Vader. Big up Winnie The Pooh.
peteum: @arthurCRS big up Pol Pot.
peteum: Think I have followed and unfollowed Wiley almost four times.
peteum: Big up Myra Hindley etc.
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up all the famous people in the world….for whatever reason ur famous big up ….
peteum: Covering for someone else today. I’m “the next best thing” apparently. Nice to be appreciated.
peteum: @JudeClarke That must be 10 years old if it’s a day. Please destroy this embarrassing piece of juvenalia.
peteum: Poppyganda on the BBC.
peteum: I worry that my freaky-deaky domicile might be a bit of an experience for this dude.
peteum: My g/f’s sweet nature means that tonight we have a shy & unworldly Sicilian gentleman staying who speaks no Inglese. Back home he runs a B&B
peteum: It would appear going to bed at 10:15 after watching nature programmes is the new rock ‘n’ roll.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: next week catch me DJ-ing @badtimingnights 10th anniversary http://t.co/wTgwbSzr supporting the mighty @kekw @FarmerGlitc …
peteum: Drinkify – Pete Um http://t.co/VDVyoUfl via @musichackday
peteum: @MaxTundra great great gran! My granny had a pet owl called Spooky.
peteum: @_L_M_C_ conjures up memories of happy constipated hours reading that book as a child. Douglas Adams would be on Twitter, if he could.
peteum: @_L_M_C_ were you on a train?
peteum: @_L_M_C_ which one?
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: And another day winds down to its inevitable end….see you tomorrow…….
peteum: If Alvin Lucier ever came round my house I’d show him into the sitting room and then disappear for ten minutes, just for a laugh.
peteum: RT @LillyDigital: @peteum what’s ‘grist’ Pete?? Confused.
peteum: Grist Archive 8-11-11 http://t.co/3jxlVt3g
peteum: @ekolad Badman nuh wear nuh slipper.
peteum: Pretty cold in the flat today and I’ve got bare feet. Well, I’ve got two but they’re pretty cold I must say!
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Float Riverer, Halo Halo and Pete Um are playing next week. You should come, you’d enjoy it. You especially. http:/ …
peteum: @arthurCRS Big man in Hove, yeah?
peteum: @badtimingnights I can relate to that.
peteum: @badtimingnights There’s something profound in that, but my Humanities 2:1 isn’t telling me what it is…
peteum: Sorry, singing over grindingly awkward shithop.
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t get smartificial with me.
peteum: I myself am pretty good at singing over tapes, for instance.
peteum: I think perhaps there should be some sort of amnesty on withholding personal information in the name of modesty etc.
peteum: People who promote experimental music gigs in Cambridge are so brash.
peteum: In addition, I’m reminded of the time when I only found out Andrew had a girlfriend when he announced he was moving to America to marry her.
peteum: Also, I’m pretty impressed and thought you might be too.
peteum: I knew this would reflect badly on me/get me in trouble but I am drawn to it like a Scorpio with borderline personality.
peteum: @arthurCRS you like Tango In The Night and dog floristry.
peteum: I suppose it’s possible that I’ve been told but I was being drunk and self-centred at the time.
peteum: @chapmusic very large, complicated gold star.
peteum: “You don’t ask the right questions”, opines the mouse. Quite.
peteum: Did you know Jo Bad Timing has a Phd in Artificial Intelligence? I didn’t.
peteum: Glad it’s not just the mouse that gets muddled.
peteum: Chris now telling me him & Simon were going to form “Coins” to capitalise on the confusion. Joynes/Koynes/Loynes innit.
peteum: And how all the Wire writers love tango. No offence.
peteum: Enjoying telling C Joynes about his new hairy little brother Simon.
peteum: New American drugs will stop teh mentals!
peteum: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.
peteum: @DSG_DSG posing such questions is essentially bourgeois & counter-revolutionary.
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: when the other kids in my middle class neighbourhood are going to tennis/clarinet/dance class, my daughter is going …
peteum: “is that see-a-batta?” Yeah, do want it? “no.”
peteum: “Did you see it? It was an out of the way number. I just pressed a button.” Some true-life crime.
peteum: Dining with old-timers having Â£5 pub lunch menu in newmarket. “do you want it with cream or ice cream?” “i don’t mind.”
peteum: Imagine if humourous double meaning tweets grew irreparably stale but you couldn’t stop coming up with them & went insane.
peteum: @HughesRich Beer using other hand?
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: Because people have no thoughts to deal in,they deal cards,and try and win one another’s money. Idiots! ~ Schopenhauer …
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(3) http://t.co/9ybuZm2U
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(2) http://t.co/csBIMP6B
peteum: Ha Pete um spotting the pill- counting errors people signing as correct for a week. Careful risk-assessor, don’t play my game I’ll test ya!
peteum: Pro re nata http://t.co/ENTfi3W9
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11 http://t.co/EMPMHz8E
peteum: Romantik 1 http://t.co/31ITJDbC
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11_(2) http://t.co/FynUhCZQ
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11 http://t.co/DoESHgrZ
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Acid Mothers Temple tour starts tonight at The Portland, Cambridge. Sold out but a few door tickets on sale 7:45. …
peteum: @davidedwardwarn Amazing Twitter presence.
peteum: @tapebox 17 golden hits. Thanks man.
peteum: Massive error.
peteum: @arthurCRS No, those days are over. Straight up.
peteum: I’m gonna sort out the feng shui in this flat if it k…aaaargh!
peteum: @arthurCRS I don’t get it. Which reminds me, did you get it?
peteum: @bloodrainbow Strictly Sally Ann blud.
peteum: I think Capitalism will still be here by the time I get this shelving unit-o-vinyl in place but not by much of a margin.
peteum: Anyway the stripping’s done. Now for the bit that I clearly haven’t thought through properly. #failedphysics
peteum: Then it drops Daniel Higgs at his most devoutly lo-fi as if in pisstake.
peteum: You can cue up 11+ hrs of music in the playlist for yr mammoth DIY session & press randomize but if Winamp wants Chamillionaire so be it.
peteum: Grist Archive 1-11-11 http://t.co/naCzLa7v
peteum: @johnedenuk Oh my days. Bloggers’ Wags fodder if I ever heard it…
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Capatlism is crisis lol
peteum: Grist Archive 31-10-11 http://t.co/Jrk7jE1G
peteum: Vegan heart attack on a plate.
peteum: Tenant sings: “medication’s what you need… Pete needs a suppository…”
peteum: Booze review! Thistly Cross Cider. Sweet, very appley and a bit of woomph in the deep, broad strength. Annoyingly distant Scottish origin.
peteum: @nobrelmes *solemn face* and the last too, I shouldn’t wonder.
peteum: @jonnymugwump It was great man. Sorry if you are broken and broke. I am a bit. That damned Irishman in the Granby has all my rock wages.
peteum: She suggested “crikey”. Made me laugh until my eyes were bruising in their sockets with the strain.
peteum: Astonishingly high in Hamburg in July, me & Jo were wondering what the first word uttered by a human might have been.
peteum: Thanks and praises to @jonnymugwump who will be receiving the keys to the city of Cambridge shortly for his exotic efforts inna pylon style.
peteum: @kekw MASSIVE TELEVISED WORLD GOVERNMENT STATE FUNERAL FOR DEBORD IN THE FUTURE-NOW!
peteum: It’s all there to give all that uppity shit in your feed a little perspective I guess.
peteum: Some proper dystopian Trends today. GAGA IS OUR QUEEN DEMI IS STRONG CHERSONTHEXFACTOR NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT GUY DEBORD RIP WE’RE FUCKED.
peteum: G/f’s got her period for Halloween.
peteum: Found the TV remote. Media blackout is over. It was blending with adaptors.
peteum: @bloodrainbow you are the real Lovejoy and I claim my Â£5.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX behbeh. #thevichygovernment
peteum: @NOCHEXXX virtually far east side yo.
peteum: RT @MCHammer: You knew this would happen. You cannot eliminate the middle class and expect quiet resolution. #occupyoakland
peteum: @singingadams fuck your dubious provincial ents efforts. But have a good one! Say hi to hamish…
peteum: Getting hassled by @singingadams in new cross to come to gig in Cambridge. What’s wrong with this picture…
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries I don’t get it. You need ID to enter a Vortex?
peteum: @IainChambers MFU first on at 8.45! Don’t sleep!
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk True dat. “Spiral Tribe” stole my headphones once, back in the day.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You are a next-level pansy, bruv.
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: PLEASE RT: GLORIOUS FREAKZ – Woebot @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus & The Doozer @vortexjazz London tomorrow Â£8 http …
peteum: This one’s just pathetic personal begging:
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: TONIGHT! Â£8 4 a nite of lovely off-world craziness @vortexjazz @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus, Doozer & Woebot (DJ) …
peteum: Next retweet is contractual.
peteum: @johnedenuk Excellent. Please be tall, bespectacled & somewhere loud & dark so I recognise you. I’ll try & be catastrophically pissed.
peteum: @oscillatordrift better email me yr address again too.
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just when I’d learned to cope with the “summer of 69″ concept, this.
peteum: @johnedenuk plus that film doesn’t make a great case for anything IMHO.
peteum: @johnedenuk Spiral Tribe more remarkable for what they did/catalysed than believed? What’s that book, Altered State? Recommended!
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: glutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysyl-isoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanyl …
peteum: RT @richtextformat: Dear Brighton: does anyone have a spare wheelchair I take my friend with Muscular Dystrophy around White Night tomor …
peteum: Waiting to soundcheck, listening to, uh…the pharcyde I believe. #Timevortex.
peteum: @cowsarejustfood …/radio on…
peteum: RT @thewiremagazine: …Woebot/The Doozer/Man From Uranus/Pete Um/Nochexxx @vortexjazz, Phonofemme in Vienna http://t.co/yViAJnDH, @WFMU …
peteum: Incoming freaks… http://t.co/Brhwu1q5
peteum: @Jim_Jepps http://t.co/HopTw5n7 There was an article too?
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries It’s probably cos all the old jazz types were lying & swapping tickets & pressing stamps skin 2 skin & that & now we suffer:(
peteum: @arthurCRS Don’t test my broadband speed yo.
peteum: @arthurCRS Steps Steps
peteum: @arthurCRS The Scottish band.
peteum: @eggboycom http://t.co/yoSafCTZ
peteum: @eggboycom Vortex Dalston fool. Do you have internets?
peteum: RT @TheRecordPusher: On #vinyl again @theResidents @residents http://t.co/Hryjpwe1
peteum: @eggboycom Don’t be late tomorrow eh? No going back to fetch gloves and shit.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dude I think I’m all out of 004s again if you feel like repping old school C-town please pack some
peteum: My highly principled vegan girlfriend just ate chicken in error. I support veganism strongly but am also passionate advocate of pisstaking.
peteum: Is my philosophy degree helping me mop this floor? Probably is a bit actually.
peteum: Dreamt of the apocalypse again. It’s always floods. East Anglia ting I guess.
peteum: @BBCSoundEffects grr
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Next on the schedule? Float Riverer + Halo Halo + Pete Um – Nov 17th @ The Corner House http://t.co/56747J3r
peteum: If you wanna ride…
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: opening up new wormholes tomorrow at The Vortex with @horsechatter http://t.co/d2egXAIh http://t.co/h98tGtia
peteum: RT @mushybees: Can’t help thinking they’ve missed a trick by not having the Evil Emperor present the young apprentice.#myyoungapprentice
peteum: RT @yestobbq: “When the banks get bailouts & the people get tear gassed, it’s blatantly clear who the government works for.”
peteum: RT @occupyoakland: One protester injured. Rubber bullet to the head. http://t.co/Bgv1nRiL
peteum: @kekw love it here: http://t.co/nWmef1Uw about 10:15 when Zappa lays it on the line.
peteum: RT @windowords: Man to woman : ‘Just coming to check the drains for rats, my lovely…’
peteum: @kekw Not what yr looking for but book I’m reading is called American Theocracy. http://t.co/Dz2kqkBP
peteum: Grist Archive 25-10-11 http://t.co/6uVNfUGz
peteum: “As we travel the coming weeks, can I ask you to be so kind and post LP to my office address. Anticipated and look forward. Warm greetings.”
peteum: Discogs Eric Clapton buyer in Luxembourg hella polite tho:
peteum: RT @jackseale: Why St Paul’s Cathedral is, for a lot of people, always closed: http://t.co/ofNdCsKD #occupylondon
peteum: I really need a less Cassetteboy-ish profile pic.
peteum: @arthurCRS Package for Hove in the post. U.S.A! U.S.A! etc.
peteum: Hey retard make $ with your computer or enjoy your low paying job.. go to newslink5(dot)com #thanksforthat
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon live @vortexjazz FRIDAY w/ @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer, Man From Uranus & Woebot – vids, tickets here: …
peteum: RT @Yoshka_Pundrik: One thing about solidarity with #DaleFarm residents — it was always easy to know why we were there. http://t.co/H3Q …
peteum: @MaxTundra Thanks Maxwell.
peteum: @mushybees I think the music will be punishment enough.
peteum: @derekwalmsley Ha! Hear, hear.
peteum: Got to send Eric Clapton’s Slowhand to some dude in Luxembourg today. Be thankful UK. #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel
peteum: Thing I wrote when Peel died: http://t.co/pQH3f7LS #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel
peteum: @zone_styx I don’t know if “youtube derive” is yours but I’m just going to write it down in my little Pete’s Original Genius notebook…
peteum: Just posted an ad on http://t.co/m2PWaP3C – check it out: http://t.co/zXCUlTHd
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/PPX5c5xU
peteum: Party with friends. Party with family. Party with colleagues. Party at Tenpin.
peteum: @arthurCRS you’re a dog florist and you like Olly Murs #nextlevelinsults
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I don’t need 3 mate.
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/JF0XwbGN
peteum: Grist Archive 24-10-11 http://t.co/n4MOWXbG
peteum: @arthurCRS Dog floristry should be a thing. Bit like monkey tennis.
peteum: @Hot_Chip Nice, as they say, one.
peteum: RT @Hot_Chip: DON’T MISS London party Oct 28th @ VORTEX DALSTON feat POWERFUL eccentric @peteum + @NOCHEXX amongst other GOOD EGGS>& …
peteum: @J_Loewenstein I went to Catholic Mass. Rock & roll.
peteum: @ergophizmiz @IainChambers curiouser and curiouser…
peteum: @singingadams you should get lord Charles to give you a special tour…
peteum: @IainChambers oh yeah, hello
peteum: @IainChambers if you’re not tempted by Friday at the vortex do you do paypal?
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/aU9FunHC
peteum: Church is mad isn’t it? Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down…
peteum: Fittingly I had to go to church because someone else had a hangover.
peteum: @tapebox at work today & phone not talking to Facebook but will checkit when I get home, lord let it come soon…
peteum: Perhaps it’s because I’ve exhausted myself with corruption that the good lord has sent me to church, cycling 20+ miles today.
peteum: @kekw It all depends on what sort of set Phil MFU does. That could happen too
peteum: @Hot_Chip Lads I seek hype help! http://t.co/URcWesvB
peteum: “You have been warned” ends Time Out.
peteum: “Nochexxx + Pete Um + The Doozer + The Man from Uranus at Vortex Dalston – Jazz, Latin & Improv” – @timeoutlondon http://t.co/uVzv4TpS
peteum: @arthurCRS But it was shut. Tomorrow I’m at work all day, but I’m pretty confident I’m gonna get this shit nailed by Tuesday.
peteum: @arthurCRS I did not post the record the next day, but I did parcel it up the day after that, & then the following day I took it to the PO.
peteum: @ergophizmiz anyone else on the bill in Bridport?
peteum: @singingadams thanks babe xxx
peteum: @singingadams I would feel an avuncular glow if you did…
peteum: I stand by my @NOCHEXXX Ferraro comparison. It’s like Fatty Parts as blank bullshit/real zen soothsaying lost moment. Cunts.
peteum: RT @danmcquillan: undercover police officers assembly point at the #anarchistbookfair http://t.co/D8r18qob
peteum: Watch The Vichy Government on Vimeo! http://t.co/Vz2AELSQ
peteum: @IainChambers Where are you man?
peteum: Any London hostel recommendations for a post-Dalston gig next Friday? This is not a coded request to be put up btw
peteum: Grist Archive 22-10-11 http://t.co/6dCkS82t
peteum: @ProUnit Incongruity of the gag though, the point, apparently
peteum: @ProUnit the way my Yr 3 European Cinema lecturer spun it Herzog was having a little meta gag within the film.
peteum: I only drink Scotch as a pose, why would I like Jim Beam?
peteum: At spooky disco. Years 4-6.
peteum: Grist Archive 21-10-11 http://t.co/IbXFORCr
peteum: http://t.co/JLhWBCdU http://t.co/obBkV2ha
peteum: @jonnymugwump @ekolad @hackneymarshman save some bad jonny for the end of the month though.
peteum: RT @kekw: NOCHEXXX / PETE UM / WOEBOT / THE DOOZER / THE MAN FROM URANUS http://t.co/ZJvpus2F
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I do the front of house stuff & the dog makes up the bouquets & baskets. It was worse when it was the other way round.
peteum: Annoyed I didn’t think to grist Shadow Of The Onanist whilst trying to defecate in Lion Yard earlier.
peteum: Laundry liquid sacs burst on my Apartheid legal statement & Boat Race monthly programme archive.
peteum: No Scotch Egg cos of the gypsies.
peteum: My Meeuw shit arrived. Writing press for vinyl could be some slippery slope.
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: video on @guardian website of gaddafi’s bloodied body dragged from truck followed immediately after by advert for f …
peteum: @arthurCRS florist. Just scenes from work.
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/7CjbANu1
peteum: Argument about pylons.
peteum: RT @LowQuay: More people than you’d think sound like Bow Wow Wow tribute bands.
peteum: @real_dubversion That would be good, but I was talking about the bespiked head of Allsop.
peteum: @real_dubversion if I live to see that, it’ll be long enough…
peteum: @arthurCRS and tonight you shall dream of the tiny patter of feet…
peteum: Not totally sure of protocol on this one Chris…
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: UM, shouldn’t the business in parliament be announced to the House first? And how can the PM move the backbench debate?
peteum: RT @lipsticklori: Anyone getting nasty #DaleFarm tweets in their timeline is clearly following the wrong people. I can see nothing but s …
peteum: @ekolad @badtimingnights Pete FUCKING Um! Rare sighting at Portland Arms…
peteum: @horsechatter Massive fan of your @NOCHEXXX stylings!
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: @NOCHEXXX (w/ @horsechatter ) @peteum The Doozr, The Man From Uranus & Woebot (DJ) – pop mirrors @vortexjazz 28-10-11 …
peteum: I hope my ex hasn’t been tazered, for their sakes.
peteum: RT @bloggerheads: Too bad residents of #DaleFarm aren’t Tesco… retrospective permission would’ve been a rubber stamp away. Instead… …
peteum: @Thrifty_Vinyl I have that. Don’t play it much.
peteum: RT @thethirdestate: Interview with Anarchists at Dale Farm http://t.co/hUdRuOn7 #dalefarm
peteum: @BenTOGM Thanks for bringing it to our attention monkey-man!
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There were a lot of them. I do have some somewhere. Richard Brown has the originals I think, possibly.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB I wrote like a 6th Former, but I suspect there were a few “grindingly awkward shithop” jewels.
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There was a time when every demo that got sent to The Boat Race got a Pete Um assessment in writing.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And this was before such things were said, pre-Nathan Barley etc etc.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB Similarly another dude launched this defence of soft rock & Billy Joel in particular.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB A long time ago this bloke had a go at me for DJing Chicks On Speed & it was fantastic.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB That should be the name of the live album, or a retrospective.
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And I hate when I slag something & they get upset like it’s personal or something.
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Whenever someone disagrees with me about music it’s great, I love it.
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Tru dat. To be properly insulted is such a rare pleasure in a way.
peteum: @directoryofbunk He describes my meat as poisonous to him, but the description just makes me salivate, or something.
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB You have to give the guy credit. There’s something transcendent about it. A deeper truth, out of the mouths of babes…
peteum: It’s all grist you fuckers.
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: The very reverend @peteum has agreed to perform with Float Riverer and Halo Halo on Nov 17th. Hot shit. http://t.co …
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB Why did that still make me lol? I knew what it was going to say…
peteum: @arthurCRS Bless you son. Will try get this off tomorrow after work.
peteum: Does Ray look like he’s gonna be skipping breakfast just because Tesco is a burnt-out shell? No, he doesn’t.
peteum: Like, come the inevitable collapse, see ya later infrastructure etc, & everyone panicking about being wet, cold & hungry – stick with Ray.
peteum: Why I love Ray Mears: 1) Amazing natural world/survivalist skillz. 2) Obvious humanity/humility. 3) He’s a bit on the tubby side.
peteum: @arthurCRS Oh! How nice. Uh…not totally sure if I can do bank transfer cos I’m an idiot but paypal my ntlworld address?
peteum: RT @vortexjazz: Exotic Pylon 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/Xb7Nyhuk Â£10 http://t.co/WLdGqhGV …
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If they legalise weed I want to start up a business that makes it in a drink and call it “can’o'bliss”.
peteum: RT @djrupture: “Is money money or isn’t money money.”
peteum: HACKER FARM CHUTNEY http://t.co/6IDeIl8t via @kekw
peteum: @NOCHEXXX ant lions bro.
peteum: @PeterTatchell go on tatchell my son!
peteum: Screenprinting joy. http://t.co/t3yztZF6
peteum: Maybe I should send Joe Bates a copy for review. http://t.co/QTPUPLrA
peteum: Space and time are different on the internet though.
peteum: Not observing religious niceties or sound economic sense here at Grist, oh no.
peteum: Today me & Syd are off with @badtimingnights to do some screenprinting. In theory this almost sort of means my album will be released today.
peteum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN AND EDWARD
peteum: I’m pretty much over the whole ordeal now though, but probably best not to mention it if I’m drinking.
peteum: From memory this led to a situation where the lid to one of the decks was held hostage by some IDM type until an awkward standoff.
peteum: I lent DJ Rupture my decks once. I thought he might have mentioned my act of kindness in The Wire feature but it seems not.
peteum: RT @kylieminogue: OMG!!!!!!!
peteum: RT @AnonyOps: 82 countries have taken to the streets. Nearly 1000 cities. Amazing.
peteum: Nice review of my work here: http://t.co/QTPUPLrA
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX Yeah you want some pulses intact for aesthetic reasons innit. Not grey mush but dashes of yellow/purple #nohomo
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Got Syd + 1 tonight so holding the fort here. Bob’s coming round in a bit though if you fancy passing by on yr way?
peteum: @NOCHEXXX People Hid In Jumpers yo. How was the refried beans?
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Latest Ferraro effort got a bit of a Dave aesthetic going on. Well, chef-related TV voiceover biznis anyway.
peteum: Grist Archive 15-10-11 http://t.co/9fLakIpd
peteum: @cowsarejustfood That’s funny, because I feel like a wog.
peteum: @cowsarejustfood The beginning-of-the-rot/somewhat patchy but still strangely compelling The Raven? I like Ice/Genetix/most of it tbh…
peteum: @cowsarejustfood I’m a Stranglers bore. What’s on the player?
peteum: @boom_tschak He thought you said “chic-ey chav”, which is what I thought you said too. Don’t take my chic away
peteum: “damn savage, autumn clearout? – list with Â£0 insertion fees this weekend!”
peteum: HYPE: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/qtra5oGX
peteum: Big up @boom_tschak for her Wire words on Pete Um, despite being called a cheeky chav (sic) by my son. Good photo too.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX really? Ha, skimmed through and didn’t notice. Wysing?
peteum: @derekwalmsley nice one. I’ll email you.
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Bi0vGXGb
peteum: RT @MooseAllain: Be particularly careful when Siobhan Fahey, Keren Woodward and Sara Dallin have been exfoliating.
peteum: @derekwalmsley fuck, I was at the dobblers…
peteum: RT @GeorgeMichael: Hey everyone, back in Stuttgart Germany, and ready for a great night
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11_(2) http://t.co/Bdq21SJT
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11 http://t.co/RzRTkFdB
peteum: @arthurCRS it’s a guide dog. Do pay attention dear boy.
peteum: Decided next time some moron starts saying dippy things about the dog I’m going to say “careful, she bites.”
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11_(2) http://t.co/kVViKD9c
peteum: Like a bat out of Schlump. http://t.co/ZiNd1nKV
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11 http://t.co/JqfyL54R
peteum: @NOCHEXXX what is this typecast slander?
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: sped home in a taxi to find Pete UM driving and singing Vindicatrix songs in an overly exaggerated and silly fashion.
peteum: @khartland perhaps metaphorically.
peteum: In newmarket, in greggs, in the bogs.
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/2cbLFum9
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/5XJzlBr9 & http: …
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Ib1O6YBX
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/O1pLeo4n
peteum: Grist Archive 9-10-11 http://t.co/NRuKMjlg
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/RHFEqTvL
peteum: RT @NiallMcDiarmid: @kateflett Janet Street Porter walks into a bar & says, ‘Can I get a large aperitif?’ Barman says ‘I fucking doubt it’
peteum: RT @followfriday200: @kekw was #119 last week in the Iranian FollowFriday Ranking http://t.co/8OUDSzHE
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/bKpFacPE
peteum: The Mouse’s Ex, on seeing our flat: “It’s like Pete’s old room in a flat. But that’s a good thing, cos that was like a flat in a room.”
peteum: OK, version 2 of the press release. The English Language In Dub, or something.
peteum: RT @tapebox: Boomkat have our LP in stock now: http://t.co/siuDO6mu
peteum: RT @AndyRileyish: I’ve said it before, but: when faced with cuts, the BBC should axe The Archers first. Let’s see how much the Tory core …
peteum: RT @bedcore: Tomorrow’s Sun headline: Jobs done
peteum: @zone_styx Cut to near-future news footage of Day Of Reckoning, with Eno still talking about generative music…
peteum: @zone_styx Ha! Just what I’ve been shouting at the telly.
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-11 http://t.co/OSjRBzk5
peteum: @arthurCRS Dude, a few years after I left Uni I went to a talk in CB1 (cafe) on How To Use The Internet.
peteum: @arthurCRS OK cheers. He’s getting artier but some now saying Coleridge is good for media stuff, Parkside maybe more IT etc. We’ll see…
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I hear it is much improved, but people move house etc to get their kids into Parkside. Open evening tonight.
peteum: Bourgeois Cambridge chums – Coleridge or Parkside?
peteum: @50quidsoundboy There’s something about it that mainlines lols for me, forged in my soul, to do with horror/joy/cruel/idiocy of school.
peteum: Free-Market Capitalism… This is Davina…
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s me!
peteum: @HansonRecords My Hanson shit just arrived. Shackles Of Man-Measured Time zoning round & round now. Thanks again.
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If anyone is looking for hitler he has changed sex and is working in the parking dept of Swansea council
peteum: Downfall. #TheVichyGovernment http://t.co/0AStrwvL
peteum: @oscillatordrift Yeah baby.
peteum: Last chance to see The Vichy Goverment tonight at the Citadel Of Dreams: http://t.co/Z4jgofPF
peteum: RT @sixthformpoet: #FF @[name removed]
peteum: @arthurCRS Confucius?
peteum: RT @tapebox: how to watch your zoetropic record without a video camera: http://t.co/xavzJieN #science #heresonewemadeearlier
peteum: @neverfadingwood That’s the one. Sold it on Discogs to some poor old punk & I can’t find it anywhere.
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah, let’s say 3ish unless you hear otherwise, and you do need it.
peteum: Well I know this Anti-Nowhere League record is somewhere.
peteum: @Laica23 Hope yr getting a lie-in, young feller.
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen There’s only one Alien dude. Not that I’ve seen the other films, but, you know…
peteum: Last tweet better with the photo.
peteum: Yeah, fuck the goat.
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: btw you all realise the freeakish UK weather was released to coincide with Lets Go Swmming!
peteum: Christ, one day old & blinking & Pete Fucking Um gristing your name all over the internet. Sorry kid.
peteum: Also wore my UNITED STATES OF AMERICA T-shirt to amuse the baby, who is named after Howard Zinn.
peteum: There was a table-top sale on the way & I bought a sky-blue potty & Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich as gifts.
peteum: Baby pretty good. Just texted The Mouse to take her coil out.
peteum: @kekw My Chocolate Shop boycott propels me towards our 400 yrds Mace, which the junkies favour.
peteum: @kekw Might be a blogger’s disease, i.e. affects men of certain age shaking fist at sky with can of booze in other hand.
peteum: Right, baby.
peteum: He asks me if I drive bus cos I’m wearing an old British Rail jacket, then gives me 20p back for being transport posse. Funny.
peteum: I gave the guy a fuckyou look on top of a fuckyou look cos they raise the price by 20p a can after 11, & he’s like “why you look like that?”
peteum: Just remembered going into Turkish store I boycott (when it suits me) cos of this: http://t.co/dnQC8fjB last night.
peteum: Ha ha. Knew I would get asked to see the baby if I made roguish plans with Bobby.
peteum: Right, this is no weather to wear a Fila shirt for 3 days on the trot, so I shall freshen up for the damage.
peteum: “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” we used to say in jest, but it happened. Destiny is a pisstaking fuck sometimes.
peteum: His daughter half-sister to the niece, so we are cloven to the rippins for evermore, as was the prophecy.
peteum: I’m off to the ‘beach. Seems appropriate. My brother lives & drinks in Waterbeach, on a boat. I am to join him. Also appropriate.
peteum: Ah, the goat is spared. Bobby, with his cloven-footed influence, stamps the seal on the inevitable.
peteum: The norm I should say. Ha ha. Poor old Norm.
peteum: Or the slow-motion perception of time during an accident, the rupture of norm, the sudden preeminence of the WRONG.
peteum: It’s like time out of joint or something, like the threshold of wakefulness or the wearing off of a drug.
peteum: I just have this sense that in about a week this little episode of unseasonal weather is going to feel like a surreal dream.
peteum: @neverfadingwood You, sir, are plainly a rogue after my own heart.
peteum: I could very easily be cycling to work in gloves and my 1981 Black Sabbath scarf, & then have to take C____ to church.
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s not like I’m not considering it
peteum: This weather is tripping me out to be honest, at the risk of stating the obvious. OCTOBER THE SECOND.
peteum: And then I’ll end up being half drunk and eating alone, hating myself, with only a dead goat for company.
peteum: Be nice to have some people round but then I’m running the risk of sweltering inside for 8 hours on the last day of summer.
peteum: The Liberal Democrats in the Coalition against animal cruelty etc. Anyway, goat curry or no…
peteum: World Vegetarian Day was yesterday or something, although vegetarians are the petit bourgeois of ethical consumption.
peteum: It would be kind of fitting given that I have a new niece(ish) to celebrate, although the vegan part of me finds that offensive.
peteum: Takes all fucking day for one thing, & as i have mentioned before the timings send me into an autistic spiral of fretfulness.
peteum: Should I make goat curry? Not sure. Seems a bit of a waste of weather/day-off/no-childcare/absent beloved if you get me.
peteum: RT @PartridgeToffee: The Tory conference is like some sort of Cunt Olympics. Who will be the gold standard cunt? Early challenge from Th …
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Listening to Ritalin Love/Timepiece. I demand @bassclefbass and @NOCHEXXX split twelve now. Failing that next 18 months w …
peteum: @singingadams this. http://t.co/01ynK7gI
peteum: @singingadams it won’t play ball with my comedy photo laffs…
peteum: @singingadams SHARP.
peteum: @eliasbland Guest list?
peteum: Grist Archive 1-10-11 http://t.co/PaDIL3Sn
peteum: @ergophizmiz I have decided to be wed as soon as ecclesiastically possible, just to have you present in this outfit. Mustachioed, I presume?
peteum: Wow, this is a real Marks & Spencer hangover.