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10.22.12 - 03:28pm

Apologies for Twitter archivage hereabouts but it serves a purpose for me in my head or something.

2012-10-19 15:41:04
peteum: @bloodrainbow it’s a notable scene of dysfunctional misery right now anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259318254487613441

2012-10-19 15:39:09
peteum: @JudeClarke Yup. Too complicated for here but have gone thru several stages of them failing to grasp fact/&or irony.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259317773107359744

2012-10-19 15:34:15
peteum: Deja vu in mandela house. Please prove your son lives with you. All the same stuff happening again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259316539780653056

2012-10-19 15:24:57
peteum: @directoryofbunk he’ll remain a waxless lemon in this instance too, perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259314197740003330

2012-10-19 15:14:22
peteum: @directoryofbunk you can tell a lemon by their zest for overall lemonyness sometimes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259311533916557312

2012-10-19 15:05:08
peteum: @directoryofbunk “order cancelled after 870 days without payment”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259309210834182145

2012-10-19 12:34:33
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: We should establish a free, annual, public sporting spectacle where people swim across the river in front of the boat race.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259271316908158976

2012-10-19 08:57:57
peteum: @JudeClarke doesn’t sound like much fun. Legs are fairly key.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259216805057413122

2012-10-19 08:09:08
peteum: Was amused other week at female Radio 4 news voices ever so slightly rushing the Pussy in Riot, almost avoiding the U entirely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259204524097544192

2012-10-19 08:06:29
peteum: Like how Flintoff retains professional Northerner sportsman tones apart from when he says “serious” after 10 weeks boxing training.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259203856196575232

2012-10-18 21:33:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m just worried the apocalypse is gonna happen & my life will be flashing past my eyes & I’lll just be stuck reviewing that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259044573433696256

2012-10-18 21:23:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX just laughed my own eyes out at that Bobby shot!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259041930531446784

2012-10-18 21:20:19
peteum: @bloodrainbow seriously tho, that’s fucking great. Thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259041243324112897

2012-10-18 21:15:08
peteum: @bloodrainbow clearly Photoshopped. You can see the pixels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/259039935506546689

2012-10-18 16:33:45
peteum: @JudeClarke sorry, being an unempathic smartarse. Hope shins are pardoned asap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258969123470577664

2012-10-18 10:00:36
peteum: “I’m Rob Jesus, coming like a penis.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258870184658485248

2012-10-18 09:58:44
peteum: World’s greatest living MC, pictured here with Sensational. http://t.co/ldJLvFBC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258869713478746112

2012-10-18 09:53:14
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod think we were subject to infectious psychoactive collective hallucination via shamanic hip-hoppery!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258868331459780608

2012-10-18 09:44:24
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I’m sure nu-port designed according to latest accessibility guidelines

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258866108440920064

2012-10-18 09:36:40
peteum: @bloodrainbow i think you’re confirming my worst fears….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258864160669057027

2012-10-18 07:19:44
peteum: Now much cycling & support work, followed by the Daily Mail in-laws. How the gods toy with Pete Um!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258829702452613120

2012-10-18 07:17:56
peteum: I am a bit embarrassed, but it was shitloads of fun.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258829247731359746

2012-10-18 07:16:52
peteum: Unbelievable scenes of meta-ridiculous grist last night at the Nu-Portland!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258828980382232576

2012-10-17 20:55:38
peteum: Big up there @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258672643916591106

2012-10-17 20:53:35
peteum: Pretty weird to walk in the new Portland for first time & @nochexxx about to start. Then talk baby names with Sensational. Whaddup whaddup!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258672127086059520

2012-10-16 20:40:28
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tomorrow: Portland, Cambridge @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/ONry021w opening for @SmallButHardRec tour: Sensational, DJ Sco …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258306438143827968

2012-10-16 14:57:41
peteum: @3DM_Arts i think i was vacantly scraping some dust with my finger

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258220172291227648

2012-10-16 14:05:23
peteum: @eggboycom Once my brother made a tit of himself in front of Mike Patton & when he looked round The Prodigy were on a sofa laughing at him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258207013681631233

2012-10-16 12:12:37
peteum: @StaggerLeeF if you love dub, you won’t be disappointed

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258178632193814528

2012-10-16 11:24:23
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Off this innit http://t.co/0JzNSrWl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258166492972081152

2012-10-16 11:21:37
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Oh, “Lately Girl” apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258165797518733312

2012-10-16 11:21:05
peteum: @derekwalmsley @StaggerLeeF Think it’s a Dennis Brown but I haven’t heard it, & probably should! Dub amazing though, bass a hideous monster!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258165664588648448

2012-10-16 11:10:39
peteum: G/f laughs at me. “Wot? I’m trying to think!” “I know, that’s why I’m laughing.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258163038627180544

2012-10-16 11:09:34
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @derekwalmsley Loved this also. Liked his Observer jewellery too! I play his “Lately Dub” when/where I can. Can’t find YouTube.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/258162767327010816

2012-10-14 20:11:04
peteum: @northeffects Thinking of adding small scratch to my Repeat Percussion and putting it on Ebay.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/257574263551295490

2012-10-12 13:02:52
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: Can’t decide between film, gig or club tonight? Why not do all three (!) at The Social Astronaut with @peteum + frien …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256741727401037824

2012-10-12 12:09:04
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight @peteum, Les Aventures (MFU/Jellica), Goup, Alexa Disaster, 8-12 Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, films, DJs, Â£ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256728188976234496

2012-10-12 11:04:44
peteum: @HalPath I know the one It was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256711999977824257

2012-10-12 11:00:38
peteum: @eggboycom You’re a freelance new media cock.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256710966157377536

2012-10-12 10:57:27
peteum: @HalPath @neverfadingwood ah! Yes, hello! Prostitutes indeed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256710165485744129

2012-10-12 10:30:31
peteum: @eggboycom that’s rubbish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256703387108790272

2012-10-12 10:28:18
peteum: @neverfadingwood thankyou again ‘banana.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702830382030848

2012-10-12 10:27:35
peteum: I’d forgotten about Ergo’s blurb and my nonsense text. That’s a reasonable url actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702650819674112

2012-10-12 10:26:13
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying Look Sharp and Hear the Difference @peteum. This one’s free on @ergophizmiz’ @chinstrapaudio label. htt …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256702303267074049

2012-10-12 09:42:57
peteum: Oh you mean THAT real?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256691414652559360

2012-10-12 09:41:15
peteum: One minute Jimmy’s backstage gropin’, then thru a curtain & on our TVs, surrounded by screaming kids. Now then, now then. Brilliant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256690987655634944

2012-10-12 09:39:36
peteum: Yeah someone should make the Savile movie. A great lens to view Britain thru an era, & show us we’re suckers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256690573841416192

2012-10-12 09:33:43
peteum: Oh the things I have to do, they are a tremendous many.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256689093495373825

2012-10-12 08:28:17
peteum: That’s weird. We had a whole thing about chickens last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672625231806464

2012-10-12 08:27:09
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s radio show is now online https://t.co/NBH7Dbga Live set from The Man from Uranus plus Shiflet, Swanson, Fin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672342942552064

2012-10-12 08:26:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX thanks man, got there in the end! No Dave tonight?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256672064688226304

2012-10-12 08:25:06
peteum: @neverfadingwood followed! & thanks for all um-support while my twitter was borked! On a high, & gig tonight!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256671827181580288

2012-10-11 13:18:59
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Meanwhile at our ‘home venue’ final drop-in for #athome Sun 2-6pm Zines, maps, food/drink, music, scale … #selfas …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256383397180604416

2012-10-11 13:18:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: BT returns: MC SENSATIONAL / DJ SCOTCH BONNET / NHK yx ÐšÐžÐ£Ð¥Ð•Ð˜ / NOCHEXXX Weds 17th http://t.co/cH2w8Ad5 new @ThePor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256383336799412224

2012-10-11 10:55:26
peteum: Another moment outside asda: schoolboy doing survey is informed in Glaswegian slur “it’s just human nature at the end of the day.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256347269991899136

2012-10-11 10:52:10
peteum: Waiting for supported-person outside loos, smiley bloke hurries inside remarking “bloomin’ technology!” to me. No idea whatsoever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256346448633946113

2012-10-11 10:48:29
peteum: @badtimingnights a thing where you scoff cake in a cardboard box?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256345522045087744

2012-10-11 10:26:52
peteum: I never get reviewed in the wire on my day off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256340082544484352

2012-10-11 09:24:05
peteum: RT @paullewismoney: PM wants everyone to have as good an education as him. Spending per pupil England 2009/10 Â£5,956. Eton Â£32,067 per y …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256324280495792128

2012-10-11 08:04:57
peteum: Beavis & Butthead interviewed about Great War on Breakfast just now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256304367890743296

2012-10-11 08:03:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX whut? I had the usual disconsolate flick to check but saw nowt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256303909709180928

2012-10-10 19:24:08
peteum: Oh yeah I lost half of one of my jobs today. Seems the Coalition would rather I put the blinds up Fridays than lead the blind or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256112901058859009

2012-10-10 19:16:31
peteum: 4 pre-orders so far, albeit all from the same bloke, who collects my work, who has money to waste.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256110985478287360

2012-10-10 19:12:04
peteum: Next LP is called Babysitting The Apocalypse, a playful reference to the fact that WE’RE ALL DOOMED. 100 copies for the (end of the) world.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256109864613470208

2012-10-10 19:09:44
peteum: Concerned that Zomby’s anonymity may be compromised by a recognisable tattoo or two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256109275070464000

2012-10-10 19:00:37
peteum: Seem to have blagged both incredible cover art and printing for next Um vinyl release, stream-teamers. Amazing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256106980484202499

2012-10-10 18:57:38
peteum: Seem to be developing Spectoresque Wall Of Hair. Sawtooth siren song of the clippers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256106230530056192

2012-10-10 18:53:10
peteum: @bloodrainbow On the strength of this tweet you are now a Senior-Level member of my stream team. Hoody not guaranteed as yet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256105107861676032

2012-10-10 18:46:59
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum Indeed Mill Road is great. Incidentally, there was another Um show on this week http://t.co/iBsxu6d8 but it w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256103552844439552

2012-10-10 18:41:02
peteum: @JudeClarke Worried about ontological feedback scenarios if they tweet me while I’m on Mill Road…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256102055540834304

2012-10-10 18:39:19
peteum: @MillRoadCambs Playas be biting my diffidence yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256101621224849408

2012-10-10 18:33:34
peteum: @bloodrainbow Senior Street-Teamer Simpson

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256100173644697600

2012-10-10 18:02:06
peteum: @MillRoadCambs many thanks you are a great road.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256092255163658240

2012-10-10 18:00:55
peteum: RT @MillRoadCambs: @peteum + friends putting on “An evening of Cosmic-outsider-trash-rock disco + films” Romsey Labour Club, Friday 8pm+ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256091958269857794

2012-10-10 17:48:05
peteum: YouTube-friendly singalonga Beefheart

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256088728630595585

2012-10-10 17:46:08
peteum: RT @WFMU: Sing Along with The Captain! Magic Band Instrumental Tracks for Capt Beefheart’s LP “Clear Spot” [MP3s] http://t.co/wbHmkCFq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256088237171408896

2012-10-10 17:44:26
peteum: Hahaha! Really?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256087811273400321

2012-10-10 17:43:54
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Back on the radio tomorrow night, with special guest The Man From Uranus playing live and talking his new project about …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/256087675495411712

2012-10-09 22:33:54
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: it’s on, i’m supporting the big man Torture, aka Sensational, aka personal hero of mine. at the revamped Portland. http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255798268028674049

2012-10-09 16:23:05
peteum: @spannerpants how’s Advanced Aunting, Theory & Practice coming along?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255704949588103169

2012-10-09 09:03:27
peteum: RT @kateordeath: So, summary: if your curtains are closed you’re a benefit fraud, swap your rights for money, and stab burglars in the face?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255594314615361536

2012-10-09 07:15:59
peteum: https://t.co/BPrEvHqv sharing a joke with @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255567266886864896

2012-10-09 06:35:51
peteum: RT @Mr_Baffler: Romney should calmly ride a Segway on stage while maintaining eye contact with the camera to start the debate. Shows str …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255557166453358592

2012-10-09 05:43:55
peteum: No need love. We’ve both been up since you were.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255544100068155392

2012-10-09 05:40:45
peteum: A loud burp outside the door.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255543300474425345

2012-10-09 05:27:14
peteum: @JudeClarke baby in the RIGHT position to get born, FYI.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255539901704065024

2012-10-09 05:22:26
peteum: Must be why fantasies of Tories with their legs removed wakes me at 4-something, or tenant that gets up then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255538691760594944

2012-10-09 05:18:11
peteum: Twenty quid to sleep-in and then you don’t & have to go home & do it on your day off when you’ve got loads to do blues.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255537622452166657

2012-10-09 05:04:28
peteum: RT @TheTeenbeat: 100 Twitter followers… today Twitter, tomorrow the world – The Teenbeat @TheTeenbeat http://t.co/IdWweCa5 #TheTeenbeat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255534171982815232

2012-10-08 13:50:32
peteum: @singingadams lol. I want Peterborough Conservative Women, or similar.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255304171685814273

2012-10-08 10:51:05
peteum: Anyway looks like I’ll miss this postponed postponement to the power of 3 or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255259012893908992

2012-10-08 10:47:23
peteum: Suspect midwives basically follow schedules in same way babies do, which makes sense I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255258080101662720

2012-10-08 08:54:04
peteum: @JudeClarke Formalities. Womb inspection etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255229561833406464

2012-10-08 08:52:50
peteum: The other day we went to buy safe paint. “We’ve had no-one coming back saying…” “…My baby’s dead.” suggests helpful mental g/f.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255229254927806464

2012-10-08 08:49:14
peteum: Before that, midwife on way. Considering “I just don’t feel ready” as an opener.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255228345854332928

2012-10-08 08:48:52
peteum: Today is my Friday, albeit a Friday where you stay at work till Saturday, aka Tuesday in old money.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255228255186083840

2012-10-08 08:44:00
peteum: Gig this Friday in Cambridge, if you’re local please http://t.co/sVKhakOw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/255227030092783616

2012-10-07 12:03:42
peteum: @MargoJMilne ta! I suppose I’d like to think my songs go further down than across, as it were

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254914897610149888

2012-10-07 11:55:50
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood gor bless you ma’am! Appreciate it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254912918922092544

2012-10-07 11:53:07
peteum: RT @gherkinette: From @Jim_Jepps one of the best written pieces on all the strands of the Savile case I’ve read http://t.co/7HQOB0KK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254912234348744704

2012-10-06 22:19:26
peteum: @neverfadingwood @MargoJMilne not at all!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254707462823874560

2012-10-06 22:00:09
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thanks dude! Bed now. Much pain/work tomorrow!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254702610148384768

2012-10-06 21:54:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood Never fade…me…yet. etc. Thanks man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254701084856184832

2012-10-06 21:51:19
peteum: @AngryViolist Yeah. Almost negates point of the original band. Bought first 2 LPs for Â£2 each though yesterday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254700389339893760

2012-10-06 21:48:58
peteum: If the 1st thing you don’t have to do when you go to work tomorrow/or not is go to Catholic Mass, like me, take another drink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254699798458953728

2012-10-06 21:43:07
peteum: @MargoJMilne @neverfadingwood Has helped Pete Um in the past, in several ways, the Sergeant. A nice bloke though, nonetheless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254698323565490176

2012-10-05 21:12:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s on a cassette somewhere, unheard for decades. I’m gonna dig it out!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254328154867527680

2012-10-05 20:33:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood Didn’t know it wasn’t well-liked, but I like it. I just bought it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254318449055109121

2012-10-05 20:08:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood Let The Power Fall came in the post today. His Public Enemy covers album, i think…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254312045510524929

2012-10-05 11:04:44
peteum: @Cloverthebeagle this cannot end well. Will nobody think of the white goods?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254175283832291328

2012-10-05 10:54:41
peteum: @mattabysmal presumably some arch reference that it’s too early for me to get, but @badtimingnights is lolling away at.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254172751978438656

2012-10-05 08:21:33
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-12 http://t.co/ljjCFOyV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/254134215078203393

2012-10-04 21:28:37
peteum: Zomes works for all brush work though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969902556299264

2012-10-04 21:28:02
peteum: So Joy Division is shit for sanding stairs but Zomes works for varnishing them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969755579498496

2012-10-04 21:26:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood *trys to work lame Bacon joke in there for ages* *gives up*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253969370202652672

2012-10-04 12:10:29
peteum: Covered in paint, dust and now soup. Brilliant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253829439736123392

2012-10-03 16:54:20
peteum: Finally sold that Plaid record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253538487461109760

2012-10-02 16:38:06
peteum: Tiniest bit of decorating and I’m Henry Hill suddenly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253172012665683968

2012-10-02 16:34:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’m still chuckling at the Spongebob dream…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253171103671930880

2012-10-02 16:32:50
peteum: @northeffects Even in my sleep, I knew that. And there was Dave, a living reproach in a fanboy dreamscape. It’s basically cos I’m tight

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253170688951734272

2012-10-02 15:54:13
peteum: Also found myself arguing against box sets, using Can’s Lost Tapes as (bad) example. “I’ve ordered that.” said Dave, inevitably.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253160968778035200

2012-10-02 15:50:59
peteum: Submerged in an African river I saw a dead buffalo floating thru the cloudy water. Spent rest of the dream trying to tweet about it. #sad

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/253160158195249153

2012-09-30 19:12:13
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: analogues blogs http://t.co/zT2K31oR http://t.co/zT2K31oR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252486021218975745

2012-09-30 16:49:09
peteum: Listening to the CHUFFIX cassette for the 3rd time today, now in the Self Assembly hacienda.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252450016977879041

2012-09-30 13:48:13
peteum: Trying to get ourselves assembled to check out whatever’s going on round @badtimingnights

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252404485132013570

2012-09-30 10:37:13
peteum: Seem to be listening to Ascoltare on cassette here… weird.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252356420840873985

2012-09-30 10:36:13
peteum: @neverfadingwood Bless your heart/pockets dude! That will go straight to mastering costs for next LP when I paypal matey later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252356168272461824

2012-09-29 19:13:37
peteum: It’s not me, it’s them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252123986224357376

2012-09-29 18:38:23
peteum: Lipps Inc. yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252115121168580608

2012-09-29 17:30:22
peteum: Panicked earlier and texted the mouse to house”bring the other two boxes of sevens”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252098005652606976

2012-09-29 17:23:31
peteum: Ha, last time i was here i was begging our mp to house me and my son. http://t.co/6WITf3eH

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252096273967099904

2012-09-29 16:36:27
peteum: I guess these auld fellas are gonna be doing Maroon 5 then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252084436684918784

2012-09-29 16:32:37
peteum: Ha ha, Pete Um in the Guildhall. No minidisc but still some decent incongruity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252083472032743424

2012-09-29 11:20:08
peteum: deejaying, I should say. Deejaing is an Indonesian word meaning “thick-fingered”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004833454878722

2012-09-29 11:18:26
peteum: Decided my deejaing MO tonight is “slightly-cool wedding”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004402053914624

2012-09-29 11:17:35
peteum: I wish I was a little bit taller/ I wish we had an upstairs toilet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/252004190979780608

2012-09-29 10:48:17
peteum: @polytechnic2 DD 29/10/12!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251996816428630016

2012-09-29 10:47:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 @NOCHEXXX Pimmon has a nice face, Rehberg has an interesting face, Moyles has a cuntface.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251996584445870081

2012-09-29 10:41:56
peteum: PO for paternity application to Grantham & “We Are Stupid” to Buenos Aires.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251995219959103489

2012-09-29 10:40:38
peteum: She wants to call her Frodis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251994889292763136

2012-09-29 10:39:54
peteum: @polytechnic2 you look like Peter Rehberg in your pic. An enigma, wrapped inside an accountant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251994704818864130

2012-09-29 10:33:09
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @derekwalmsley @MandrewB Well thanks a bunch, buddy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251993005760868352

2012-09-29 10:13:02
peteum: @derekwalmsley @MandrewB I think this is an unsuccessful affectation that paradoxically works in context of song’s sparse, prophetic oddness

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251987944401936384

2012-09-29 10:06:11
peteum: @derekwalmsley This is what it sounds like when doves are being over-literal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251986221658689536

2012-09-27 16:16:02
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251354520020463616

2012-09-27 16:03:17
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: It’s been said that @peteum’s work is “grindingly awkward shithop”. That is a fucking awesome recommendation.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251351312665550848

2012-09-27 15:04:15
peteum: Can’t help wishing it was Keith Lemon tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251336456138801152

2012-09-27 08:03:39
peteum: @JudeClarke outside tesco.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251230609475784704

2012-09-26 21:59:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood science thanks you for your contribution but on this occasion the King Of Rave position has gone to another applicant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251078444832677888

2012-09-26 21:27:50
peteum: Too tired to find out what ecstasy does.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/251070598833397762

2012-09-26 11:24:30
peteum: @polytechnic2 you missed out. I kept doing Sutton checks too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250918766903451648

2012-09-26 11:23:11
peteum: @mattabysmal i made an effort ; ) Love your Christmas image of @badtimingnights in the snow btw…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250918435796692994

2012-09-26 08:10:31
peteum: Mouse teasing my hangover saying I will be tasked to shop for bangles today. Last night was great. People came, thank fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250869948111532032

2012-09-25 10:00:36
peteum: @HughesRich @polytechnic2 Rectifyin’ Rich Hughes, they call him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250535266136244224

2012-09-25 09:34:36
peteum: @polytechnic2 @HughesRich awlright! A ticket sold there. #hustle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250528723613409280

2012-09-25 09:29:06
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Anyone else coming along to MV & EE tonight in Cambridge? Feels like ages since I’ve been to a gig https://t.co/51kLyMOt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250527337626619904

2012-09-25 06:27:14
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @directoryofbunk Will be thinking about the Cam arts/music maps issue at the site-specific international gig at Rom …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250481568785772544

2012-09-24 21:46:41
peteum: No, it sounds OK, in general & sequentially speaking, & I kind of thought it might not’ve.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250350566683852800

2012-09-24 21:40:22
peteum: Just got 1st pass of the masterin’ for Grist 0008. Humbled by myself, to be honest, humbled on Zomby’s behalf, what can i say?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250348977558523904

2012-09-24 21:38:21
peteum: FYI Grist 0007 test pressings sound awesome thank the Aussie punk gods of fuck, waiting on Bob for artwork plus the rest of it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250348470974705664

2012-09-24 21:34:19
peteum: Just played MFU at the wrong speed by accident/karma.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250347456825532418

2012-09-24 20:59:55
peteum: @neverfadingwood …blah blah blah. It’s one I know & I like it! Progressive 70s rock hubris in the best possible sense, or something

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250338799475908610

2012-09-24 20:56:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood Not a Tull nut by any means but I imagine it’s a decent example between their bluesy roots, the folk rock bit & subsequent

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250338030999703552

2012-09-24 20:48:08
peteum: Opaque writings about Um phenumenum. http://t.co/lCxzP5GA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250335832794337280

2012-09-24 12:32:07
peteum: @neverfadingwood it’s obviously mid-life crisis week here for me but no thick as a brick love?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250211008310820864

2012-09-24 11:05:12
peteum: Oh I wish the tories fought the cops…everydaaaaay

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250189136005324800

2012-09-24 06:40:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX all about couture, MPC 6000 XXXL & them fancy-ass bodyclocks that tell the temp.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/250122434328526848

2012-09-23 14:37:30
peteum: @neverfadingwood was drunk when posing the question, & immediately passed out

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249880172818472961

2012-09-23 14:35:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood with the mothers-era ones being especially talismanic in some way. I bought lumpy gravy other day & it felt scarcely real..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249879658152198144

2012-09-23 14:32:42
peteum: @neverfadingwood *awakens* i dunno, probably cos i heard zappa first at certain time i fetishize the covers as special artifacts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249878966553436162

2012-09-23 14:02:03
peteum: First X-Factor now skate-o-bobbins there’s stuff being put in the water i swear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249871252737646592

2012-09-23 13:56:54
peteum: Torvill AND Dean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249869956722860032

2012-09-23 13:28:01
peteum: She had to tell me it was a wig, is what i mean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249862687532670976

2012-09-23 12:44:43
peteum: RT @beaubodor: Tower Bridge will be raised at 3pm today to allow Andrew Mitchell and his pedalo to pass underneath.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249851788885360641

2012-09-23 11:17:02
peteum: RT @clockworkLA: I swear if I get one more arm hair caught in a club wristband

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249829723004358656

2012-09-23 10:39:01
peteum: Complimented a colleague on her hair, smooth-talker that i am. Not her real hair, alas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249820156187004928

2012-09-23 10:35:17
peteum: Gave my future-self a rueful nod as i came over the hill. He’s got the day off, the cunt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249819219238199296

2012-09-23 10:28:47
peteum: No church today though, praise be.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249817580720771072

2012-09-23 10:27:51
peteum: Looking forward to kicking back and… Oh no i have a twenty-three-&-a-half hour shift.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249817347626528769

2012-09-21 16:20:16
peteum: Grist Archive 21-9-12 http://t.co/jBH280d6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/249181258150731777

2012-09-20 21:37:59
peteum: RT @kidshirt: More gloriously-messy blogzine nonsense! THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG returns for PAGEBUNDLE TWO http://t.co/2OkH4yvN – ENJOY!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248898826071576576

2012-09-20 20:02:13
peteum: RT @bedcore: My new album on Exotic Pylon, Re-Animator volume 1, tapes have arrived from the factory and I’m going to look at them tomor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248874726292877312

2012-09-20 19:59:54
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 2 @TheOuterChurch http://t.co/PBuvzHke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248874144547082240

2012-09-20 19:50:39
peteum: All Um albums are compilations.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248871818293825536

2012-09-20 19:29:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The King, man – Elvis! Or an impersonator, at the Music Makers thing I was telling you about a while ago. Best world event ever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248866418811092992

2012-09-20 13:19:20
peteum: @NOCHEXXX the King has come to botton!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248773340146315265

2012-09-20 10:37:54
peteum: @JimBowers9 my son’s mate said: “sick!….bit random though.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248732713882898432

2012-09-20 10:35:23
peteum: @johnboursnell set the controls for the heart of the cupboard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248732078521344000

2012-09-20 09:07:15
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: HOW TO WRITE ABOUT MUSIC IN 2012: pt. 1 @kidshirt http://t.co/7lmwVDYy â€¦

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248709900019044352

2012-09-20 21:39:12
peteum: @kidshirt Read most, ALL GREAT!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248899134252273664

2012-09-20 21:38:22
peteum: RT @kidshirt: THE KIDSHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE TWO) http://t.co/BWnW8Gf4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248898923593363456

2012-09-19 07:57:41
peteum: Reckon this should confirm it for Al, and maybe ring a bell for someone else? http://t.co/XvSUMb8E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329999705317376

2012-09-19 07:55:15
peteum: Reckon Al “Do-It” Doyle has done it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329393552896000

2012-09-19 07:54:09
peteum: RT @aldoyletweets: @peteum Yes. Yes, I guessed it. I guessed it based on what the picture looks like and what I know about you. I think …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248329114409390081

2012-09-18 22:08:17
peteum: @mattabysmal it is, i think. Keeping Cambridge amorphously predictable for your return

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248181677099212800

2012-09-18 21:07:13
peteum: @mattabysmal ah, the city that never sleeps, with you, try as it might. Give it a hallo from me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248166308003319808

2012-09-18 18:53:05
peteum: Decorating/working on homage piece. Have you guessed what it is yet? http://t.co/MjP8wLNx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248132548016865280

2012-09-18 16:16:50
peteum: @JudeClarke *discards innumerable scatological comebacks*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248093233098407937

2012-09-18 16:11:37
peteum: @oscillatordrift (it’s a) par for the course bruv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248091919828271104

2012-09-18 16:09:54
peteum: Queueby queueby do…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248091488481861634

2012-09-18 16:06:53
peteum: Long-ass queue in the bowel clinic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/248090728553648129

2012-09-16 22:28:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’m gonna get back to you on this when I’m awake. I may be some time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247462063859982336

2012-09-16 21:59:54
peteum: @neverfadingwood Shit, I sold that. I’m not sure tho, if you’re right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247454790018289664

2012-09-16 21:46:18
peteum: Disregarding obscurities, and also whether you are a fan, what is the coolest Zappa record for general vinyl boasting?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247451369160728576

2012-09-16 18:44:33
peteum: RT @ScratchyDemus: â€œ@LittleDeeMusic: When a baby’s born why do they always ask how much does it weigh? Why u care Its not a bag of weedâ€ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247405631907172352

2012-09-16 16:05:37
peteum: Science museum toilets.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247365632184696833

2012-09-16 11:45:17
peteum: RT @DadBeard: Shows are still, mostly, just funny looking white guys holding beers in plastic cups,

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/247300118112509952

2012-09-14 22:41:40
peteum: @badtimingnights Please delete the ones where I’m looking happy. Actually don’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246740526831902720

2012-09-14 22:38:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hmm, maybe a cross between Poltergeist/Rentaghost

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246739815427612672

2012-09-14 22:04:34
peteum: OK, here we go: http://t.co/0kjz7jba

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246731190382518272

2012-09-14 22:00:28
peteum: @neverfadingwood Oh you’ll get your money’s worth, I don’t doubt that. Right, gotta find that link now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246730159963639809

2012-09-14 21:56:16
peteum: Can probably knock a few quid off that if you talk to me or Google direct… like the blurb though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246729102038548480

2012-09-14 21:55:04
peteum: Searching for my own words on Last V/Vm gig I find this https://t.co/xhEwXvqM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246728798043766784

2012-09-14 21:30:08
peteum: @neverfadingwood He might be strapped, but I don’t think he would appear as V/Vm for that reason?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246722525202104320

2012-09-14 20:53:02
peteum: @ergophizmiz Actually I guess that must be the wrong Spengler. Thanks for the Cuts Ups!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246713187955793920

2012-09-14 20:07:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hey, I thought I went to the last VVm gig ever!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246701620572860416

2012-09-14 19:16:11
peteum: 80+ vinyl albums Includes: John Lennon The Exploited Gladys Knight Elton John Dave Clark 5 Culture Club Manhattan Transfer

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246688814658093056

2012-09-14 19:10:32
peteum: @ergophizmiz Post arrived. Spengler on about turning me again, ffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246687394332549121

2012-09-14 09:16:30
peteum: RT @RuthESaxelby: Check out the SMS that got Roger 3 years in prison and sign @allout petition to get him out. We only have till Monday …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246537902031515650

2012-09-14 08:14:03
peteum: What people don’t understand about this crowdsource/play-for-free hoo-ha is that it’s just a precursor for FULL COMMUNISM.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246522182094696448

2012-09-14 08:08:51
peteum: @JudeClarke Will keep you in the loop

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246520874981806080

2012-09-14 08:03:23
peteum: @JudeClarke Nah, you’ll be in thick tights every day before that (end Oct) but various schedules of us 3 make scenario unlikely b4 it’s 4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246519498658680833

2012-09-14 07:30:50
peteum: I have a funny feeling this will be the last time I’m alone in my flat, in bed, at this time, for a long time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246511310207078400

2012-09-13 09:34:46
peteum: @NOCHEXXX i definitely want it back. The phone sex stuff is the gold though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246180109059514368

2012-09-13 09:30:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX excellent! Yeah, they feel more precious to me of late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246179013075300352

2012-09-12 22:17:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood i think it makes sense. We just had a run-thru with fingertip massage & i made her look at the cover of “L” throughout.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246009591589138432

2012-09-12 21:41:12
peteum: Oh yeah, have finally gone for Hillage’s Rainbow Dome Music rather than Nautical Almanac’s Melding Linearity for the birth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/246000535768027136

2012-09-12 21:39:03
peteum: Fuck, didn’t realise what my skweee was worth. If only I wanted to sell it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245999992400117760

2012-09-12 07:20:24
peteum: Paypal believe matey paying for my electro with someone else’s euro moolah, it would seem, but how would that work?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245783908820590592

2012-09-12 07:17:45
peteum: It’s a good idea to stop drinking when you inexplicably leave a third of a can undrunk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245783240928018432

2012-09-12 07:15:25
peteum: I mean, not like I wanted to go on a Team Day, far from it, but I was told it was important that I was there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245782651250810880

2012-09-12 06:39:45
peteum: The kind of grumpiness you get when you take A/L from one job to go on team jolly at the other & they cancel it and replace with training.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245773677491273728

2012-09-11 19:33:16
peteum: I think the @Betfairpoker guy should have a webcam.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245605950973689856

2012-09-11 19:29:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX earlier thee mouse & i speculating “whatever happened to Dave?” i said trax, as it goes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245605080928243712

2012-09-11 19:23:03
peteum: “He’s fit, stripped, and available tonight” #sexysubs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245603380049891329

2012-09-11 12:52:08
peteum: @jalbobble It would take a long time, there would be much fannying about, but ultimately, who knows?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245505003358408704

2012-09-11 09:51:05
peteum: @EleanorOnly I was questioning the wisdom of my earlier tweet so glad it was taken in spirit intended! Hope you & all Furnaces very well!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245459439648391169

2012-09-10 08:01:01
peteum: Tenant had dream “apes invaded Britain and were beating people up”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245069351957434368

2012-09-10 07:21:26
peteum: @EleanorOnly funnily enough my brother is asleep downstairs. Shall i roughly rouse him and tell him his hair looks retarded?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/245059391068463104

2012-09-09 07:19:25
peteum: Dreamt @kidshirt was putting on a No Wave festival in Yeovil called No-Ville. I am NOT joking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244696495037743104

2012-09-08 15:42:05
peteum: Turns out I’ll watch The Living Daylights for about 7 quid an hour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244460610178396160

2012-09-08 15:25:51
peteum: @TheOuterChurch fifty shaves of lemon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244456522069970944

2012-09-08 15:13:10
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: In the London Area? Tonight “The Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensational” will be screening at the 2012 Portobello.. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244453332087869441

2012-09-07 22:02:25
peteum: @HughesRich you win.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244193933062717440

2012-09-07 21:36:13
peteum: This is the time of no reply.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244187342204719107

2012-09-07 15:18:40
peteum: Endless hold to taxpersons #yolo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244092328967561219

2012-09-07 13:07:06
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Lovely article about, and mix of, my work from Klen House Radio http://t.co/jpnSwO2Y

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244059216610983939

2012-09-07 12:20:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 the technical term for his like is “fatuous cockmonkey”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244047455669321728

2012-09-07 12:18:47
peteum: @arthurCRS sir, your fate is to drown in your own whimsy, i fear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244047056983961600

2012-09-07 12:16:35
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands presumably because they were sociopathic cunts-in-the-making, whose parents never met their needs, but yeah.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/244046504493453312

2012-09-07 08:46:50
peteum: Cider headache. Jar of hearts earworm.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243993717420199936

2012-09-07 08:01:43
peteum: http://t.co/55LShz2r has just teleported into my flat. He is very cross and keeps jabbing at his hand-held device.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243982363997114368

2012-09-07 07:51:37
peteum: Switch off James Dyson quick which is off button

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243979824639639552

2012-09-06 15:51:57
peteum: @AngryViolist @sonotaphonomy @Ypsmael @NOCHEXXX seasons in the sun?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243738314484621312

2012-09-06 15:47:18
peteum: Every bit of me that isn’t lechy is tetchy. #toosexyformybus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243737144647090176

2012-09-06 08:57:32
peteum: Bike, foot, bus, train, foot, bus, foot, train, bus, foot, bike, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243634023375716353

2012-09-06 08:54:40
peteum: Sort of kids that pulled the wings off flies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243633301607288832

2012-09-06 08:51:25
peteum: I love mischief but i don’t get trolls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/243632486494642176

2012-09-02 13:27:06
peteum: Glad to see this on Discogs somewhere! Big up A-Musik. http://t.co/8mpRgGx7 http://t.co/Iem016mD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242252310015791104

2012-09-02 11:12:40
peteum: We’d been away somewhere, then got back there, and i was like: “babe I’m not really sure about us and Peterborough.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242218482056445952

2012-09-02 11:09:34
peteum: Dreamt we lived in Peterborough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/242217700619853824

2012-09-01 08:42:17
peteum: @singingadams From my cold indie hands!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241818247006130176

2012-09-01 06:53:32
peteum: @TheBlackDog still do. Still after the mixer tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790879113822209

2012-09-01 06:51:08
peteum: Right, better get on with the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790275469586433

2012-09-01 06:50:39
peteum: Then i was shown a picture of a man in a trench coat at a high window. He was going to kill me. I looked up and there he was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241790152396132352

2012-09-01 06:48:11
peteum: They showed me a picture of their Chinese daughter. Her name was impossible to write but pronounced ‘Clara’, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241789533409124352

2012-09-01 06:44:37
peteum: He didn’t have the gravitas you’d expect from the Ferguson of 2012. And she was a bit like Beryl from work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241788634993405953

2012-09-01 06:43:02
peteum: I remember thinking “yeah i suppose it is him it’s just because it’s 1985.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241788238015131648

2012-09-01 06:40:13
peteum: For some reason heavy earthworks and construction was being carried out. Then i met Alex Ferguson & his wife.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241787526313025537

2012-09-01 06:37:57
peteum: UB40 seemed to have amalgamated into a generic mixed-race representative, who was muscularly-toned, courteous & very obviously stoned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241786956290347008

2012-09-01 06:32:53
peteum: Dreamt I was backstage at Live Aid with UB40.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241785681347756033

2012-08-31 20:32:53
peteum: Tell them Pete Um sent you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634688379269120

2012-08-31 20:32:33
peteum: If anyone here wants one there giz a yell in case I SELL OUT or something. 100 copies for the world. Bad Timing stall all day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634602169536512

2012-08-31 20:30:35
peteum: Making good use of the Mouse’s OCD/art skillz to make particularly perfect copies of The New Album for Wysing/Space-Time fest tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241634108160233472

2012-08-31 20:02:09
peteum: Ekoplekz – Secret Thirteen Mix 024 http://t.co/qEVnd35L Plekz Mix with me et al lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241626953361276928

2012-08-31 13:08:52
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Music from @Ypsmael Kelvox1 @peteum @NOCHEXXX CHXFX/PLKFX tapes, @wefuzzylights @AngryViolist zines, Lucy Graves ar …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241522946823315458

2012-08-31 12:12:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Looking forward to working with @AngryViolist and @peteum on the BT stall at #spacetime12 Cambridge/other music, z …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241508866574127104

2012-08-31 09:25:38
peteum: Don’t think he wants one of those love, he’s a newlywed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241466766994329601

2012-08-31 09:24:27
peteum: Lol at colleague suggesting we get young dude leaving the job an “HIV voucher”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241466470125670400

2012-08-30 21:42:27
peteum: @LowQuay Sorry, that sounded rude. Wasn’t meant to be!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241289805827297282

2012-08-30 19:18:59
peteum: RT @arthurmagazine: Q: “Why does civilization need to be brought down now?” Author Derrick Jensen’s answer: http://t.co/n9kmLDmf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241253702462238720

2012-08-30 18:49:03
peteum: @LowQuay yes i appreciated the distinction you hydra-headed web-spawn but thanks anyways!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241246171115446272

2012-08-30 17:24:42
peteum: @badtimingnights They say the worst junkies are those addicted to….JUNK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224941977088000

2012-08-30 17:23:23
peteum: @LowQuay Many thanks. I’ll blog about the gristy circumstances I read that tweet when I get a minute.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224609087770624

2012-08-30 17:21:15
peteum: RT @LowQuay: Merry Gristmas: Not enough people seem to be aware that Pete Um is a musical/lyrical genius.And he cooks a mean … http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241224071843561472

2012-08-30 17:15:54
peteum: @badtimingnights I like to think I chose wisely. I had 6 miles to DayOne.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241222727648821248

2012-08-30 17:14:34
peteum: @badtimingnights This was good if you wanted TV, video, DVD, innumerable leads, children’s stencils or some trousers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241222391483736065

2012-08-30 17:04:52
peteum: Was waylaid by skip before that. #Caricatureofmyself #gotawetDVDplayer #&stencils

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241219950252027904

2012-08-30 17:02:03
peteum: DayOne manager enquires whether I like Strongbow Pear when I drop by on the way home. No reason given.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241219241783738369

2012-08-30 12:51:12
peteum: Strongbow orange.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/241156113603645440

2012-08-29 15:51:26
peteum: Noticed this release sounds surprisingly good on a mobile device, children on London buses…. http://t.co/knycSDks

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240839083465773056

2012-08-29 15:43:58
peteum: Only sprog pix I put on the net will be @arthurCRS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240837204266586112

2012-08-29 14:21:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Hey, you don’t want kids. You can’t be getting excited about birth events of others. You should be wildly indifferent, in fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240816405187031041

2012-08-29 14:14:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Yes indeed! 8 weeks to go OMG….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240814738089594880

2012-08-29 14:13:43
peteum: @Laica23 I can’t really talk on the phone on the train. I think it’s because of things like this. I mutter like an awkward spy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240814493054144515

2012-08-29 09:45:17
peteum: @arthurCRS bit muddy. Fairly apocalyptic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240746937249308672

2012-08-29 09:43:08
peteum: @arthurCRS ha! True dat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240746396565794817

2012-08-29 09:41:05
peteum: Corruption. It’s an open secret. A lot people get their hands dirty.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240745881517834240

2012-08-29 09:39:22
peteum: I’ll never be head of weeding though, basically because of what everybody knows in weeding, but no-one ever talks about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240745449697464320

2012-08-29 09:20:57
peteum: paraphrasing irritating woman on the train the other day: if i was going to consider another role in weeding it would be head of weeding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240740814270128128

2012-08-28 10:50:07
peteum: A wave of uninformed intolerance and a boxed fluffy pink anti-cancer bear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400865750577152

2012-08-28 10:48:41
peteum: Then proceeds, literally, to read out stories from The Daily Mail at us.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400504751013888

2012-08-28 10:47:29
peteum: With a baby due, we get onto housing: “of course, if you had brown skin or were from Eastern Europe there’d be no problem!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240400204828913664

2012-08-28 09:01:08
peteum: Her parents delayed, thank fuck. Just choosing what to wear… http://t.co/tHIFYHux

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240373430430601216

2012-08-27 20:52:31
peteum: Looking forward to day off tomorrow bar the fact her parents will somehow contrive to arrive 9am from near Hull, i.e. not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240190077811167232

2012-08-27 20:22:35
peteum: @lisablanning @NOCHEXXX Screaming Trees were all tree surgeons also.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240182542563692544

2012-08-27 20:18:12
peteum: “One unused blank C90 cassette tape for tape recorder made by scotch. Item based on Herts/ Cambs boundary – will meet buyer locally. ”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240181439147155456

2012-08-27 12:01:27
peteum: Bank holiday Monday! In the pub! Working! Lime and soda! Etc. Still, the old boy regulars good value nonetheless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/240056431032815617

2012-08-26 16:09:45
peteum: Just watched Bourne Supremacy. Colleague interrupts loudly and frequently, mainly to clarify: “he doesn’t remember anything.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239756527026720768

2012-08-26 10:31:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX CAUTION: MICE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239671499311685632

2012-08-26 09:24:22
peteum: Welled up to Harmonia on bike, en route to place-of-work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239654512263057408

2012-08-25 17:01:35
peteum: I’m trapped outside DayOne. Someone just checked if they sold umbrellas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239407185577246722

2012-08-25 17:00:01
peteum: Fuck, this is how it used to rain in Africa after raining never.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239406790427672576

2012-08-25 13:10:16
peteum: RT @creature_dan: Showing prospective buyers round my flat is weird. “Hmm. Kitchen’s a bit small.” “FUCK OFF, THAT’S MY KITCHEN. YOUR MU …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239348973536681984

2012-08-25 10:08:51
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Tripel 004?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239303316377575424

2012-08-25 10:08:14
peteum: @ergophizmiz We’ll probably get the Echokrank suite in Hamburg this time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239303163583287296

2012-08-25 10:03:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX to Doop by Doop and had an argument about immigration with an Indian woman. You would have been attacked by panic, possibly slain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239301843304456192

2012-08-25 10:02:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Went out with The Hurricane instead. He neglected to mention it was with loads of teacher mates and I had to do iPod karaoke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239301766460616704

2012-08-25 09:36:59
peteum: @ergophizmiz looking forward to the gagarin 20th very much.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239295297052876800

2012-08-25 09:32:48
peteum: @ergophizmiz bellowhead must bunk at the rock n roll hotel, spoonering in unison nightly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239294245930942465

2012-08-25 09:20:18
peteum: @mrpimlico cafe kafka, i think was the place…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239291098793652224

2012-08-24 15:48:07
peteum: Dreamt I asked @bloodrainbow what the deal was with Panabrite. Tom Waits obviously talking shit about innocence in dreams.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239026309068644352

2012-08-24 15:45:35
peteum: Lots of people (in actuality, zero) been in touch asking about the availability of this online. Pleased to say… http://t.co/P3GLLbrp

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/239025672415223808

2012-08-23 14:51:45
peteum: @NOCHEXXX in a giant pie?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238649733537755136

2012-08-22 21:37:45
peteum: @DadBeard http://t.co/pqMhuPLU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238389521035689985

2012-08-22 10:39:55
peteum: Apparently i present no threat to squirrels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238223969679978496

2012-08-22 10:36:53
peteum: Smash dry earth clod revealing startled worm silently going FUUUUUUCKKKK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238223207340077056

2012-08-22 10:32:58
peteum: Weeding is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238222220940435457

2012-08-21 21:58:20
peteum: Rendering my arse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238032313634656256

2012-08-21 21:56:43
peteum: Always crashing in the same application.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/238031905440800768

2012-08-21 18:20:49
peteum: @badtimingnights me too! Saw some lad diving into chalk pits hailed as Foxton once also…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237977572305154048

2012-08-21 18:00:30
peteum: Not going to call daughter Meldreth. Could work for a cat though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237972459012358145

2012-08-21 17:57:33
peteum: Son assumes online gaming community think him dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237971718289891328

2012-08-21 17:55:27
peteum: A man who is tired of Royston is usually experiencing some sort of travel delay.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237971188863868930

2012-08-20 21:50:05
peteum: @3DM_Arts something like that

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237667847373987840

2012-08-20 17:23:42
peteum: @JudeClarke it is a favourite place : )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237600813307023361

2012-08-20 17:17:57
peteum: Kynance (NSFW) http://t.co/83fwEteP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237599355006242816

2012-08-20 12:17:20
peteum: @JudeClarke obvs. And she is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237523710117036032

2012-08-20 12:12:31
peteum: Fine potential baby names all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237522500429422592

2012-08-20 12:11:50
peteum: Signs to Zelah, Cubert, Ventongimps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237522325472436224

2012-08-20 11:59:13
peteum: Petrol station seems to have a waiter. Capitalism is in crisis people.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237519150912782336

2012-08-20 11:53:38
peteum: The wag mouse enquiries “is this Tonetta?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237517748417200128

2012-08-20 11:52:29
peteum: Fie upon their cokey funklessness!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237517456468500482

2012-08-20 11:45:17
peteum: RT @boomkatonline: New cassette releases from Ekoplekz & Wanda Group, plus Ekoplekz and Nochexxx on Further Records, now in stock. h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237515644285902849

2012-08-20 11:34:53
peteum: My step-david always drives to steely Dan & related.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237513028118142976

2012-08-19 23:05:27
peteum: Pricing prog on the ogs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237324427778478081

2012-08-19 21:33:36
peteum: Shuffleboard and de la soul. I wish my brother bob was here…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237301313032044545

2012-08-19 15:22:04
peteum: Getting high in the highest pub in cornwall.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237207815335342080

2012-08-19 11:05:08
peteum: At mother’s. Somehow a theatrical event was shoehorned into itinerary. Amdram Darling Buds Of. The horror, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/237143152371331072

2012-08-18 16:35:32
peteum: @Peston you are travelling through the middle of my yesterday. This time tomorrow is charity-shopping, oral sex and naps, trust me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236863915101913090

2012-08-18 16:27:18
peteum: @tapebox squeezes till ya sing like the Residents?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236861841580630016

2012-08-17 12:26:16
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: I have said it before, but the #PussyRiot actions of the corrupt Putin state show it to be a regressive, oppressive k …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236438794189021185

2012-08-16 12:49:31
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ladies & Gentlemen! To celebrate 40 releases on my netlabel Chinstrap, a special mix of choice cuts from past relea …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236082258530938880

2012-08-16 10:50:58
peteum: RT @JonathanHaynes: For anyone who missed it earlier http://t.co/FbIYkUeJ post on why they’ve shut it down is a must read.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/236052424157188098

2012-08-12 18:42:28
peteum: @spannerpants twas a beautiful song… *wipes tear from eye*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234721529982775297

2012-08-12 17:44:11
peteum: @spannerpants i can well imagine. Is clover to be baptised? With the swaddling and the whatnot?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234706862648459264

2012-08-12 15:10:34
peteum: @Laica23 don’t geddit. Am i dumb?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234668202712526849

2012-08-12 15:02:28
peteum: Maybe we could arrange baptism for new sprog and when the renunciation bit happens go “hang on, what?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234666164331102208

2012-08-12 14:51:25
peteum: There was a baptism at the church. The parents and godparents had to renounce Satan. Bit OTT I thought.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234663383750819840

2012-08-12 12:17:51
peteum: 19th Sunday In Ordinary Time, Year B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234624738696257536

2012-08-12 10:57:06
peteum: Ah, my hangover is not going to a car-boot sale as promised, but rather to catholic church. Figures.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234604416223813632

2012-08-10 19:17:19
peteum: I like my job and haven’t done many shifts this week so i don’t mind working all weekend. And yet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/234005527175233536

2012-08-10 10:48:11
peteum: If there’s any greater pleasure than lying on floor painting left to right above skirting listening to Zomes I don’t know what it is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233877399232737280

2012-08-09 09:40:28
peteum: Thank goodness the hynobirthist wasn’t middle-class! #dontlaugh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233497968626520065

2012-08-09 09:01:17
peteum: “Piers Morgan can kiss my wiry ginger penis. Dope, guns and fucking in the street!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233488105942953984

2012-08-09 08:49:33
peteum: “CV’s will not be accepted” #aswecanneitherreadnorwrite

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/233485155136856064

2012-08-07 15:25:33
peteum: http://t.co/B52ppgR9 Wayward art radio from outta Belgium.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232860035804450816

2012-08-06 13:50:18
peteum: Ha ha, Kid Shirt totally grists the whole internets with this one. And glues some words to The New Album too! http://t.co/dVUSRGO2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232473677709598720

2012-08-06 13:43:12
peteum: WE AM NOT WORTHY OF: THE KID SHIRT ANALOGUE BLOG (PAGEBUNDLE ONE) http://t.co/eoGxw4Su via @kidshirt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232471890369851392

2012-08-06 13:19:56
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Listen to the debut album by Rock With Electronics http://t.co/AgWcfOE8 playing tonight for us at The Portland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232466036249722881

2012-08-05 21:36:00
peteum: @chapmusic shit, hope you got real paid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232228487178637313

2012-08-05 17:14:48
peteum: Hangover war story comparison texts w/ someone dear to me, who trumps w/ “did coke off a toilet with a racist”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/232162752888705024

2012-08-03 21:57:36
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Deep. Fukuyama was right – just the wrong kind of End! Say prayers on old blogs now!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231509146049069056

2012-08-03 21:42:15
peteum: My computer sounds like a boat. I fear the sea.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231505285607464961

2012-08-03 21:22:56
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay Hey, we were sheepishly informed of The End Of History. We didn’t get any of this GOLD MINK SHIT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231500423196966912

2012-08-03 21:18:59
peteum: @kidshirt @LowQuay lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231499428278722561

2012-08-03 21:16:38
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt POSTMODERN LIES I WAS TOLD AT COLLEGE MY DOG IS BETTER, ZOMBY.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231498837334839297

2012-08-03 21:10:08
peteum: @LowQuay @kidshirt Next big thing is definitely leaving comments on old blogs, MARK MY WORDS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231497201333985280

2012-08-03 20:50:51
peteum: Amusingly zen leaving of Fury, now a month in, revealed as old unlikely fucking gold.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231492347823796224

2012-08-03 20:47:47
peteum: 10″ shellac scope twoc, has crack.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231491576612929536

2012-08-03 20:45:39
peteum: Also something on this label http://t.co/ldiNwU5R says AMHARIC & has text in that lingo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231491039817510912

2012-08-03 20:36:35
peteum: Argh another great record in the wrong sleeve altho v. hard to tell http://t.co/2OclpDs0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231488759957442560

2012-08-02 15:27:16
peteum: Roadside sign for GALAXY BIG BAND, SNAILWELL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/231048529437663232

2012-07-31 20:55:11
peteum: @paraicodonnell Austerity Mitford – tragically died trying to save money.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/230406276595712001

2012-07-31 20:35:07
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: This Is What 670 Million People Without Power Look Like: Pictures From A Blacked Out India | ZeroHedge http://t.co/6Tc3tLXq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/230401225827446784

2012-07-29 15:39:40
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: Red pashley frame,custom cream wooden boxes.My pride and joy,my passion and my livelihood.The street food revolutio …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229602099481157632

2012-07-29 15:39:06
peteum: RT @jackmade_gelato: My Ice cream tricycle was STOLEN last night.She might have been abandoned somewhere in Cambridge, PLEASE keep your …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229601952907018240

2012-07-29 15:34:44
peteum: @TheOuterChurch not going to get into apologias on here so fair dooze and apologies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229600856021008384

2012-07-29 14:02:21
peteum: @kidshirt @TheOuterChurch aw bless her. “Even street niggaz need their breakfast” is a song for kids.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229577605060386816

2012-07-29 13:59:45
peteum: @xwatkins finally they’ve relented to my ceaseless demands for candelabra!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229576953806602240

2012-07-29 13:54:11
peteum: @peteum i know Pete. I know.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229575551734657025

2012-07-28 22:18:33
peteum: @peteum that isn’t what i meant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229340091414355969

2012-07-28 20:22:25
peteum: Eating on the bus. http://t.co/4ILW7Y8b

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229310855894933504

2012-07-28 14:30:59
peteum: @StaggerLeeF love that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229222425471119360

2012-07-28 14:02:50
peteum: Cider for the whisky head, folly for the fool.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229215342579302400

2012-07-28 13:55:57
peteum: @polytechnic2 thanks dude. Girl end Oct eek!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229213606703677440

2012-07-28 12:37:52
peteum: Settling into relaxing holiday routine of ten mile hikes to booze source with pregnant partner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/229193957266034688

2012-07-27 19:33:10
peteum: Ok been slightly wary saying llanidloes out loud but aussie guy just came to bar pointing for “2 of those” off menu & “1 of them” (carling).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228936081880526848

2012-07-27 18:48:09
peteum: Located unpronouncably. Acid druids adjacent. Plus a mouse looking over my shoulder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228924754885746689

2012-07-27 18:44:37
peteum: @kidshirt i’m here with him. He says “ello little ‘un”. I think it’s him anyway…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228923865353576448

2012-07-27 18:16:46
peteum: @spannerpants pretty ridiculous so far. In good way. Dog called Beazle. Wine & cake waiting in nonsensically ippy madness yurt. Pub = miles

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228916857296519168

2012-07-27 14:04:13
peteum: RT @tarekshalaby: Hash tag calling Saudi’s female athletes ‘prostitutes of the Olympics’ started, but has been hijacked to support them …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228853300647297024

2012-07-27 14:00:48
peteum: Touch-typing perfect English at some speed, editing on the fly, about where i was at his age.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228852441259593729

2012-07-27 13:55:29
peteum: Kid of about 14 near me on train is expertly typing out Alexander mccall smith facsimile. Doing my head in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228851102739742721

2012-07-27 11:26:51
peteum: Old drafts from the bork.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813698968453122

2012-07-27 11:25:18
peteum: Barry was just a late 50s upper m/c bald dude in m&s queue shouting at his wife outside the shop, for clarification. Nuts in July.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813309095333891

2012-07-27 11:25:16
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813298865414145

2012-07-27 11:25:01
peteum: “I’m worried about the platform Barry. It goes at 11.50″ “it’s 11.59. LOOK AT THE RIGHT HAND COLUMN.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228813238802972672

2012-07-27 09:54:34
peteum: Irritable with partner till i saw Barry with his. Like Philip larkin with bees in his underpants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228790475463741441

2012-07-27 09:52:28
peteum: Train to Welsh yurt. Like sex on fire.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228789944037044224

2012-07-26 22:09:02
peteum: 5 stars from Brian of Norman! http://t.co/1lStJc75

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228612921427623936

2012-07-26 19:44:41
peteum: @JudeClarke Next year is our combined WOOD-CRYSTAL JUBILEE. I do not want a PUBLIC RELATIONS FIASCO JUDITH!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228576595403759618

2012-07-26 17:45:25
peteum: My phone’s dead, twitter’s dead, the internet’s dead, I’m dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228546581094350849

2012-07-26 17:45:24
peteum: Imaginary beer growing ever cooler, wetter, larger.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228546576161857536

2012-07-26 15:24:04
peteum: There are more people waiting to get on this bus than there is bus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228511009025974272

2012-07-26 14:52:47
peteum: Citi 3 is a joke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228503135717580800

2012-07-26 10:18:19
peteum: Dole office coming up! Excited!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228434061436264448

2012-07-26 08:10:56
peteum: BBC marvelously totalitaritastic this morning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228402007860469760

2012-07-26 08:04:49
peteum: Off to the dole office shortly. AS PART OF MY JOB. #grist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228400465145131008

2012-07-26 08:03:34
peteum: @JudeClarke happy anniversary dear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228400151675408384

2012-07-25 15:05:38
peteum: @arthurCRS the bloke I saw coming out of a shop to crack a cold Stella at 12.45PM has ruined my day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143982104944642

2012-07-25 15:03:32
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS busybusybusy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143453303865344

2012-07-25 15:02:46
peteum: @directoryofbunk Indeed. Uh, slight chance of engineering work 29th Sept. Morally wrong?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228143260978253824

2012-07-25 15:01:26
peteum: @arthurCRS There aren’t quite the hours in the day I’m afraid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142924473458690

2012-07-25 15:00:42
peteum: @directoryofbunk It’s not luck, it’s age.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142737998880770

2012-07-25 15:00:07
peteum: It is Fela’s voice. “Petah, you are a dickhead.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142593488322560

2012-07-25 14:58:57
peteum: I saw him at The Junction too. I have a voice in my head telling me I’ve mentioned that once or twice online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228142298398085120

2012-07-25 14:57:01
peteum: 1st time I heard Fela was some pretty girls did a dance-routine to Shakara at my school. Sold! Borrowed the tape.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228141814304079872

2012-07-25 14:54:53
peteum: And I was just playing Fela cos I’m sorting out a thousand bullshit CD-Rs & my g/f has NEVER HEARD FELA KUTI.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228141276753698817

2012-07-25 14:52:48
peteum: From The Shrine tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228140750666354688

2012-07-25 14:52:24
peteum: So, I’m pleased when it turns out to be, you know, Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti after all, although plain black T.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228140652104392704

2012-07-25 14:48:37
peteum: Was kind of joking but then I get word back she’s got me my FEMI KUTI t-shirt & I’m like, fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228139699712167936

2012-07-25 14:47:16
peteum: My g/f’s mate works in Nigeria so I told her to get me a Fela shirt, imagining some insane printed African thing might be possible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228139358128050176

2012-07-25 14:45:36
peteum: Just realized I was playing Fela wearing a Fela shirt. Luckily no-one saw.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228138941335879680

2012-07-25 12:27:37
peteum: Seriously tho, Lester: http://t.co/lcQOJMk2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228104215782899712

2012-07-25 12:25:56
peteum: Augustus Pablo etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103793215164416

2012-07-25 12:25:27
peteum: Perhaps the apocalypse will be too hot for the apocalypse, what then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103670150070272

2012-07-25 12:24:38
peteum: I hate it when people tweet about stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103462972424192

2012-07-25 12:23:52
peteum: Too hot for the apocalypse today. Samosas, Augustus Pablo, ginger beer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228103273276641280

2012-07-25 12:20:05
peteum: @damongreenITV I married them all in a crazed ego-driven ceremony, including the drummer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228102319017963520

2012-07-25 12:09:43
peteum: Lester Sterling about right for this weather too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228099711276564480

2012-07-25 12:07:32
peteum: Ah bless Pressure Sounds and their island-style packaging!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/228099159452954624

2012-07-24 09:13:09
peteum: You didn’t win the eBay item: Martin Rev – Clouds Of Glory LP test pressing. Don’t give up, pete.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227692889755508736

2012-07-24 08:41:54
peteum: @aridtrax in unsmiling celebration, jogging away from goal, Cameron high-fives Osborne, who is wearing 80s shorts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227685022386237440

2012-07-23 21:11:56
peteum: @Laica23 Hope the onwards is upwards etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227511388606701568

2012-07-23 19:22:00
peteum: @spannerpants shit shit shit shit….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227483722193199104

2012-07-23 19:09:37
peteum: RT @HutchinsonDave: I hate this weather.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227480606920040448

2012-07-23 19:09:23
peteum: Thing about MFU is he never finishes beers & it’s either your precious Stella charity or his bullshit Coors Light or whatever #drinkingcoors

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227480546857607168

2012-07-23 19:06:13
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: the new @peteum album? yes, that’s the badger! and it’s here: http://t.co/szGFeS4y

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227479751118450688

2012-07-23 19:06:01
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @normanrecords It’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227479700442865665

2012-07-23 18:56:26
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Ha! I think that is a quirky Yorkshire insect via @normanrecords in the orginal instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227477287019368448

2012-07-23 18:53:08
peteum: Almost just roasted a cucumber. Gotta get it together man…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227476457822248960

2012-07-23 18:41:42
peteum: @johnboursnell Altho, in interest of transparency etc, that song is non-carnal & packaging is just me recycling some weirdo’s postage MO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227473579384659968

2012-07-23 18:39:22
peteum: @johnboursnell You got the ever-so-slightly transgressive packaging which means you have to listen to Super Wretch extra hard. #EXTRAHARD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227472991196418048

2012-07-23 18:34:47
peteum: @unbornwhiskey @cowsarejustfood I think it would be instructive for Acid Mothers Temple to see that tweet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227471838094172160

2012-07-23 16:37:50
peteum: I mean, from about his age, this was ALL I DID.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227442410085572609

2012-07-23 16:36:10
peteum: He couldn’t get the tape in the machine, thought it wasn’t playing when it hadn’t started, & wanted to know how you located tunes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227441987597524992

2012-07-23 16:34:33
peteum: Had to explain cassettes to my son earlier. Surprisingly pre-digital things, it turns out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227441584151601153

2012-07-23 12:28:44
peteum: RT @horsechatter: Listen to the July 22nd episode of Minimal Wave to hear a track from our forthcoming video for @NOCHEXXX … http://t. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227379720478654464

2012-07-23 12:23:08
peteum: RT @boobygraffoe: You shut up about economic hardship, hospitals closing and over-priced public transport! You watch people running and …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227378311423209472

2012-07-23 10:59:29
peteum: > bod in hi-vis vest on knees installing new park thing-to-do (so hungover) contains all mysteries of the universe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227357258433048576

2012-07-23 10:56:40
peteum: So hungover. Scene in park of local gormless child sat in blue socks/shorts/t-shirt/cap eating blue ice lolly watching fat-arsed council >

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227356552015802368

2012-07-22 13:00:05
peteum: Slightly desperate Apprentice-style behaviour from dude in Sports Direct yesterday. Rymans more like The Office today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227025220991602688

2012-07-22 12:58:06
peteum: I keep noticing pressured-looking managers in shops spreading that stress down the chain and across the floor.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/227024722364342272

2012-07-22 11:18:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Google User Initiative. Not really, Graphic User Interface

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226999543428964352

2012-07-20 19:36:54
peteum: Please help people affected by those suffering from @MaxTundraitis lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226400307746316288

2012-07-20 19:35:27
peteum: @MaxTundra itis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226399943903043585

2012-07-20 19:26:06
peteum: @directoryofbunk You know how I hate to miss some autistic joke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226397592425201665

2012-07-20 19:25:32
peteum: @directoryofbunk I take it that I’m just imagining that’s a Zappa reference I don’t get or a joke about CB “beat pulverisers” (The Wire).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226397445888823296

2012-07-20 19:21:04
peteum: @MaxTundra It’s a shame that you turned such an indubitable artistic triumph into a source of mere untold wealth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226396324273201153

2012-07-20 19:12:36
peteum: @MaxTundra didn’t realize you ran a commercial airline. I would definitely have used your services on my infrequent short Euro hops.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226394193386405888

2012-07-20 19:09:12
peteum: Me earlier: “Hi Apple Support the person who signed in with my ex’s ID & spent Â£73 of my g/f’s money on South Park was my son. He’s eleven.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226393335428956161

2012-07-20 19:04:16
peteum: Shit!!!!! My best bits interview with Gandalf in another dimension coming after tha break!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226392096964218880

2012-07-20 19:01:32
peteum: RT @kidshirt: Review of Pete’s The New Album to follow (on The New Blog). #@peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226391409966596096

2012-07-20 18:55:05
peteum: Goodbye Cathy. See you tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226389784602501120

2012-07-20 11:20:52
peteum: RT @joemuggs: Ha, @AshantiOmkar reports two ppl separately YELLED “fuck you Boris” when announcement came on at N.Greenwich yesterday. I …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226275478078619649

2012-07-20 11:16:52
peteum: @directoryofbunk i like the conceptual continuity of your reasoning, therefore i accept this proposal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226274470426464256

2012-07-20 10:15:21
peteum: @normanrecords thanks Norm!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226258989460107264

2012-07-20 10:14:49
peteum: RT @normanrecords: Norm-endorsed loony @PeteUm has a new album, ‘UM – The New Album’. We endorse it. http://t.co/rWXNGOt5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226258856265797632

2012-07-20 09:34:54
peteum: How do people make the twitter jokes before Reuters feeds me context?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226248809032847360

2012-07-20 08:11:39
peteum: If anyone in Cambridge has any record mailers going spare I would greatly appreciate them!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226227861470707712

2012-07-20 07:47:01
peteum: It’s like being at a festival for a month.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226221660552970241

2012-07-20 07:46:03
peteum: Wasn’t expecting the apocalypse to be this soggy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226221418818453504

2012-07-19 19:22:54
peteum: @arthurCRS no-one understands me! (they do)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226034396841521152

2012-07-19 19:13:37
peteum: @arthurCRS oh! I thought i sounded like a nonsense-monger, but ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/226032061650190336

2012-07-19 16:02:48
peteum: @STRATEGY_PaulD been lucky with tape. I hear you on hard drives & backing-up tho. And audiomulch!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225984040518443008

2012-07-19 13:17:28
peteum: @arthurCRS next splash: I DO WANT KIDS CONFESSES UNHAPPY ARTHUR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225942434574647296

2012-07-19 10:12:32
peteum: @Laica23 Heh heh. Well, gonna do a proper new material LP next, then maybe do The Old Album. Potential reissue problem of G4S proportions!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225895892560011264

2012-07-19 10:09:44
peteum: So, when they take even a few copies, which ain’t going to make either of us rich, I appreciate it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225895188084711424

2012-07-19 10:07:33
peteum: I dunno, my brain starts to go bloggy when I think about it, but it’s important to have your music in a @normanrecords kinda place

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225894637888487425

2012-07-19 09:59:55
peteum: Special thanks to @normanrecords actually, not only for doing things like answering emails, but just also selling my stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225892716742078464

2012-07-19 09:53:33
peteum: Also the very good people at @normanrecords, online shopkeepers of some repute, are flogging it http://t.co/f4HydWdN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225891116602519552

2012-07-19 09:47:46
peteum: You can buy The New Album here: http://t.co/eWqWb1Nq http://t.co/SexEW2Wq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225889661644570624

2012-07-19 09:43:33
peteum: OK, these are actually disappearing quite fast so let’s have some actual hustle. http://t.co/Fk5tYx9d

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225888597704843264

2012-07-19 09:38:24
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: #nowplaying The New Album – @peteum. First play. Loving it so far. Well into “uncategorisable” territory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225887302830927874

2012-07-19 09:31:32
peteum: @neverfadingwood I called you sir in the casual idiomatic sense, forgetting for a moment you were a TITLED INDIVIDUAL!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225885575918530560

2012-07-19 09:30:16
peteum: Yesterday I had to tell Jo Mouse what ROFL meant. This morning she was highly amused by the Cadbury’s gorilla.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225885256891387905

2012-07-19 09:29:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thankyou sir. Sorry, Sir!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884955903926272

2012-07-19 09:27:48
peteum: That top he’s got on puts my Nathan Blunt’s Uncle’s jobby in the shade somewhat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884637182951424

2012-07-19 09:26:06
peteum: Perhaps that sounds like a challenge to some. I didn’t spend all day on the web quest for Love Isaacs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225884209787568128

2012-07-19 09:24:19
peteum: http://t.co/yMGz3eoO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225883751635353600

2012-07-19 09:23:48
peteum: Found very daft-but-decent ungooglable LP yesterday. Such things do exist still. Suppose I need to do a picture now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225883629560160257

2012-07-19 08:54:47
peteum: ” Will the colonel let him go? I doubt it.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225876327893438464

2012-07-19 08:54:18
peteum: Suppose the Alawite Shia President Bashar decides to flee, he said. “He will be driven to the airport by an Alawite colonel. ”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225876206426390528

2012-07-19 08:25:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @STRATEGY_PaulD Man I dream of using Ableton like a four-track. It’s just a pretty GUI to me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225868889953824768

2012-07-18 23:31:23
peteum: Watching a very slow render of my brother completely hidden (actually comletely hiding) behind a drumkit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225734542810554368

2012-07-18 23:25:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood maybe either The Most Beautiful Thing because it is sincere or You Maybe Understand because, regardless of lyrics, you do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225733136854691840

2012-07-18 23:21:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood Aw man! thanks. I’m trying to think of which digital download track to dedicate to ya

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225732095555821568

2012-07-18 23:17:51
peteum: Oh yeah, ahem… The Holden Girls were fucking excellent also. Amazing to think they are only in their early 20s…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225731138117836800

2012-07-18 23:13:01
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s the greatest concept ever, and I’ve had a few. Lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225729919462821888

2012-07-18 23:11:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think you’d have liked it. He did some songs from Alcoholic – The Musical! anyway

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225729526074859520

2012-07-18 23:07:10
peteum: My brother was pretty damn good tonight, I have to say. http://t.co/yOa6ZTC3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225728443957006340

2012-07-18 23:02:07
peteum: @kidshirt What can I say? I slept with THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN meme thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225727176991965184

2012-07-18 09:28:57
peteum: @JudeClarke well, we’re in catchment #getttingolderbythetweet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225522535641513984

2012-07-18 07:37:42
peteum: Will no longer live opposite son’s school as of 3pm. #tempusfuckit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225494540423925761

2012-07-18 07:16:16
peteum: @tweetjacket nice one!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225489145911451648

2012-07-17 18:26:37
peteum: @ergophizmiz not saying yr resting on laurels of course, & am saying it as a phizmiz fan. Dm new address tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225295458812178432

2012-07-17 18:21:05
peteum: @ergophizmiz i will do that thing, but you need to bring out a record for the last Pete um effort already!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225294066202591232

2012-07-17 18:08:44
peteum: Ah, the minister for fuckups.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225290955748675584

2012-07-17 12:36:30
peteum: Teaser… http://t.co/Hz2×4rTn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/225207345603555328

2012-07-16 20:57:34
peteum: @JudeClarke A good old local name, as I understand it. Fabbs in Fulbourn anyway

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224971055519891456

2012-07-16 12:35:00
peteum: Just remembered being awoken at 3am by g/f laughing for ten minutes because of a “funny dream” in which she was laughing. #notright

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224844580909105152

2012-07-15 20:40:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX evict Zomby!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224604320816054272

2012-07-15 20:37:37
peteum: Good night cunts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224603647596691456

2012-07-15 20:29:16
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s the next video.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224601548892798976

2012-07-15 20:28:04
peteum: RT @TonyCowards: The toughest job I ever had was being the publicist for the film, “Fight Club”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224601245556543488

2012-07-15 17:21:02
peteum: @JudeClarke think yr missing a comedy opportunity if you don’t go in as some sort of ridiculous rustic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224554176531791872

2012-07-14 20:19:59
peteum: Side 1: THE OFFICIAL ACTION MAN MARCH Side 2: AUTHENTIC BATTLE SOUNDS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224236821532516353

2012-07-14 20:17:58
peteum: I’m scared to play the record. I put Alvin Stardust back in the Keep box earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224236314009153537

2012-07-14 20:16:26
peteum: @monktonwylde I had a feeling someone was gonna slap my ham.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224235929546657793

2012-07-14 20:15:35
peteum: Or weave-bobbing his chin/index in some Beyoncical motion I would be made to feel the intrinsicality of its worth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224235715813314560

2012-07-14 20:12:36
peteum: I dunno, perhaps if I had an Action Man here to go with my Action Man record and he was kicking my ankle/stabbing shin w/ plastic bayonet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224234967515930624

2012-07-14 20:08:41
peteum: Obviously there is debate to be had about terms like “worth”, and it’s a long one, and perhaps a bit tedious in places…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224233978691981312

2012-07-14 20:05:06
peteum: The more I build up an on-sight understanding of what records are worth, the more I am surprised what some records are worth. #science

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224233076019036163

2012-07-14 20:01:48
peteum: @oscillatordrift To subtract spirals to create a spiral would be typical Faroesian fiendishness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224232246272462849

2012-07-14 19:29:08
peteum: @peteum It’s true.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224224027705741312

2012-07-14 19:28:39
peteum: @oscillatordrift the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224223904619696128

2012-07-14 17:29:13
peteum: Alex Thomson has two quite separate eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224193847377408001

2012-07-14 13:33:58
peteum: Think we’re running out of day for the weather to gradually improve in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224134645447524352

2012-07-14 13:06:34
peteum: My Ghanaian colleague fronting with her kenny g selection. “i love jazz”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224127750636711937

2012-07-14 13:02:12
peteum: Presumably cos they let us out of training early on Tuesday and i went home.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224126651280277504

2012-07-14 13:00:21
peteum: 9-crossed-out 5, 6 pencilled in, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224126185788018688

2012-07-14 09:37:03
peteum: @directoryofbunk ah, getcha. Sounds more likely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224075025395884032

2012-07-14 06:50:43
peteum: I wonder what the weather’s like.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224033166103560192

2012-07-14 06:45:51
peteum: The tortoise-joke pounces on the dole-hare of old.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224031940448231426

2012-07-14 06:42:33
peteum: Saturday job.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224031109418196993

2012-07-14 06:39:39
peteum: @peteum the shelves are record-shaped, and his aren’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/224030379798044672

2012-07-13 21:34:17
peteum: @sarahsausages Only in emergencies. Not very militant with the formerly-Marathons though, if I’m honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223893135183446017

2012-07-13 17:49:34
peteum: @directoryofbunk Eesh. In p & they haven’t found an image. You boys have been dissed by the Sale!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223836581117693952

2012-07-13 17:47:04
peteum: @sarahsausages You think? I haven’t touched a drop since. Swear down.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223835953758879744

2012-07-13 17:45:58
peteum: @Hot_Chip I wish I could be there and that it were true also!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223835676804775936

2012-07-13 17:21:53
peteum: Strongbow have changed the can design. Is nothing sacred?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223829616987619328

2012-07-13 17:19:30
peteum: My record storage plans have hit a Goodiepal problem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223829015482478593

2012-07-13 17:17:20
peteum: @Hot_Chip Minneapolis! What’s the protocol with that old tune then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223828469644144640

2012-07-13 17:14:18
peteum: @directoryofbunk Didn’t spot it tho. You’re too obscure for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223827707337785345

2012-07-13 17:13:17
peteum: @directoryofbunk told ya.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223827450067562496

2012-07-13 16:40:00
peteum: Think I might do a 7″ called I Know Everybody In The Norman Records Sale

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223819076429033473

2012-07-12 17:26:25
peteum: I only put it on because I can’t get across the room to change singles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223468367938461697

2012-07-12 17:23:56
peteum: I’m not into deep house. I’m trying to sort my sevens out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467741649182721

2012-07-12 17:23:01
peteum: Suddenly 6th tracks deep house oddness makes me think I need record other people spend 30 quid on. This, is typical.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467512879259650

2012-07-12 17:21:12
peteum: Actual record has million copies on Discogs starting pence, but weirdly mine is US original 12″ & rare, worth $.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223467057071656960

2012-07-12 17:17:51
peteum: Buy a record cos it’s 50p on Plus8 & I think maybe..? 5 tracks of cheesevox dull house in & I realise it’s in wrong sleeve. Schoolboy error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223466210384285696

2012-07-11 14:39:33
peteum: About once a fortnight I stare out my kitchen window and I see @NOCHEXXX cycle past. #parochialcaricatures

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223063986315341824

2012-07-11 14:35:57
peteum: New phone bore.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223063079355813889

2012-07-11 14:16:21
peteum: RT @chapmusic: the wire should do a theme issue about high mid

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/223058149224087552

2012-07-11 07:27:27
peteum: Dreamt of a bombed-out London where colourfully-coarse street people rode huge iron machines pulled by elephants. Carnival atmos prevailed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222955244349435904

2012-07-11 07:20:43
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: God I wish I had some mother nature but I don’t smoke on the road to try & help my voice

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222953552409137152

2012-07-10 21:52:40
peteum: @VincentOliver An LSD is all I got.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222810594879877121

2012-07-10 10:35:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX we are all record stores now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222640070220464128

2012-07-09 18:06:01
peteum: Omg.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222391168351207428

2012-07-09 16:56:34
peteum: Aw, @JudeClarke’s search for my twattiness made me all hypnogogic for this http://t.co/1ahrVF8q Love the family photos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222373693370798081

2012-07-09 15:42:09
peteum: People have been brilliant actually. So patient.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354965371428865

2012-07-09 15:41:30
peteum: Tomorrow I have training in 2-person escort & the like so I suppose release could be delayed till Wednesday. Apologies everyone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354801390911490

2012-07-09 15:39:50
peteum: My brother is too busy & I have to wait in for a new phone, about which I could not give a fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354383432724482

2012-07-09 15:38:20
peteum: The PVC sleeves for The New Album have arrived at the language school! But I can’t get them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222354002938036224

2012-07-09 15:36:07
peteum: @JudeClarke Ah, that’s more like it. I can’t even be a twat properly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222353445292744704

2012-07-09 15:31:36
peteum: I get 216,000,000 results for googling “Pete Um twat”. Am I doing it wrong?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222352310653829120

2012-07-09 15:26:09
peteum: @ffwolfcone “Regression 4 surprised many with its close harmonies and acoustic summer-jam vibe…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222350939644891136

2012-07-09 15:07:43
peteum: Some early Gurley, for instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222346299259887618

2012-07-09 15:03:12
peteum: Got some shit stuff. Also some good stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222345161810788352

2012-07-09 14:59:25
peteum: Â£18.50’s worth of 50p records later, the old man with the carpet-layers knees staggers to his feet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222344210018344962

2012-07-09 14:57:59
peteum: Faintly cheered by Indian (?) dancey men being totally excellent before someone mentioned record stalls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222343851963187200

2012-07-09 14:55:40
peteum: Ailsa’s dad the buddhist punk dragged me to the deserted, soggy BIG DAY OUT or whatever it was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222343267122020352

2012-07-09 14:52:51
peteum: Pointing at the vinyl walls of the trash compactor…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342558410485760

2012-07-09 14:51:54
peteum: I was totally like “FUCK YOU AILSA!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342319637147649

2012-07-09 14:51:01
peteum: Child of 7 staring at record revolving on my Â£300+ turntable yesterday derisively exclaims “that is so OLD!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222342095627751426

2012-07-09 13:22:21
peteum: *remembers Pretty, the band*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222319784317030401

2012-07-09 13:20:35
peteum: He didn’t care about not having a PVC sleeve. He’s a pretty rock ‘n’ roll guy. Well, reasonably pretty.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222319339523674112

2012-07-09 13:18:40
peteum: Following on, I gave @NOCHEXXX the first copy of The New Album last night. One down, 99 to go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318856088199170

2012-07-09 13:17:10
peteum: Note how, on The Rich Hughes Show, my live songs sound shit but the recorded playback is BETTER.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318479695556609

2012-07-09 13:15:18
peteum: @HughesRich Oh, I was just thanking you for the EXPOSURE, in actual fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222318009547636736

2012-07-09 13:13:42
peteum: @HughesRich @arthurCRS You scratch my back… … …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317606449852416

2012-07-09 13:12:18
peteum: I think this Bloc thing has enabled me to enter the mindset of the Daily Mail reader.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317256074477569

2012-07-09 13:11:29
peteum: I can’t come to Bad Timing because the hypnobirthing woman is coming hahahahahahahahahahahaha, sorry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222317049161064448

2012-07-09 13:09:57
peteum: REGYATES @REGYATES Followed by RastaMouse

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222316664555974656

2012-07-09 13:06:38
peteum: Seriously though, I would have been a cunt. Seriously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315829704916992

2012-07-09 13:05:48
peteum: @arthurCRS @HughesRich Like sex made out of Wales.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315616806240256

2012-07-09 13:05:08
peteum: @arthurCRS Still are, in fact.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315452448247809

2012-07-09 13:04:49
peteum: @arthurCRS I thought of you, but you’re much more grown-up than I was. Sonny Jim.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222315369354887168

2012-07-09 13:02:49
peteum: I’m glad there was no Twitter when I was 28 or whatever. I would have been like this, instead of editing Peel show tapes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222314865623179264

2012-07-09 13:00:53
peteum: Also need to clean teeth. I am SCUM.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222314381650825217

2012-07-09 12:59:14
peteum: Shit I need to reply to Jo’s email.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313966905466880

2012-07-09 12:58:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Weds 11: @deadratorchestr + C Joynes + Lunar Mervin, Unitarian, Cam. 16+ BYOB DRO LP ‘Guga Hunters of Ness’ out to …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313857618677760

2012-07-09 12:57:36
peteum: @monktonwylde Dude I was a Smash Hits subscriber.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313556421525504

2012-07-09 12:56:02
peteum: @cowsarejustfood He did a little stagger at one point & singer-boy said “watch me skate across the linoleum” or whatevr the line is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222313159791362048

2012-07-09 12:51:55
peteum: He was interested in releasing some of my stuff on Human Ear. I sent a CD-R but never heard back. I regret that now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222312123525644288

2012-07-09 12:48:22
peteum: Actually I did refuse. I regret that now. I mean there’s paranoia, & there’s wowanoia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222311231996960768

2012-07-09 12:47:18
peteum: First words he said to me were “Do you like to get high?” & nodded towards spliff in his hand. I refused of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222310962559062016

2012-07-09 12:44:19
peteum: It is not a great bit of footage though. Bit blurry. Like recorded on nth generation Hi8 or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222310210730082305

2012-07-09 12:43:02
peteum: When he came to my house, have I said this before, he knocked all the cassettes of my shelf & I had to film him amongst the avalanche…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309886959161344

2012-07-09 12:40:55
peteum: He’s lovely, Ariel, in person, no honestly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309355830255616

2012-07-09 12:39:31
peteum: This means I am 3 Wires behind but have read ALL of Twitter since April, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222309002871181312

2012-07-09 12:38:09
peteum: When I got up, eventually, my wag of a wife-girlfriend had put Ariel Pink’s face where my bum sits on this chair.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222308661698105345

2012-07-09 12:34:25
peteum: Might have been my perception tho. I feel very awful today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222307720596959232

2012-07-09 12:32:19
peteum: Listened last night w/ Davechexxx. Bit perturbed to hear myself failing to form any kind of logical narrative at any point.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222307191162548225

2012-07-09 12:30:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: vodka on the rocks with The Visitor with . @HughesRich @peteum http://t.co/J7SK4d4C

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222306777197326338

2012-07-09 12:23:01
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: “Mummy, Unity won’t share the tapenade.” #onlyinkilliney #notmakingthisup

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222304852301201408

2012-07-09 11:37:06
peteum: @cowsarejustfood then I saw them at reading and the guitarist looked like he’d left all his blood backstage, not good on his feet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222293294653251584

2012-07-09 11:34:12
peteum: @cowsarejustfood turned up at the place I worked at mid 90s looking v road-weary. Later, onstage, this becomes rock machine magnificence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222292564399767553

2012-07-09 20:56:30
peteum: RT @Pundamentalism: Relieved to discover that the guy on the other end of the phone is “Ray Powell” rather than the more sinister “Rape …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222434074894147585

2012-07-09 20:06:25
peteum: @johnpeelarchive @CoolDelta Yes. Not now though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/222421471811739648

2012-07-06 12:07:15
peteum: @orangemousse Thanks dan woodford.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/221213721735860224

2012-07-06 09:06:38
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Last night’s The Visitor show with special guest @peteum is now available to stream / download http://t.co/fvkoqmaS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/221168265446174721

2012-07-05 20:50:56
peteum: @HughesRich hey man, rest of the RHS sounded boss on the speakers at home. Clear, loud, & host’s voice v radio-friendly & sexy etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220983122651648002

2012-07-05 20:43:39
peteum: @HughesRich /make them up…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981288516071424

2012-07-05 20:43:21
peteum: @HughesRich OK, hold tight while I think of them…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981211072434177

2012-07-05 20:42:50
peteum: @badtimingnights @HughesRich Use the office PA I guess?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220981084651917312

2012-07-05 18:03:14
peteum: @polytechnic2 no way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220940916851085315

2012-07-05 18:01:37
peteum: @JudeClarke please. Need to know basis for faisal spiral of doom Cathy looking foxy etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220940512394358784

2012-07-05 17:55:40
peteum: Can someone watch the news for me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220939015329808385

2012-07-05 14:50:09
peteum: RT @HughesRich: @peteum I should definitely have called it the “Rich Hughes Show”, much better than The Visitor #gutted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220892326954938369

2012-07-05 14:48:19
peteum: My tetchy self on the radio tonight playing some sketchy folk art on the Rich Hughes Show.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220891864327405569

2012-07-05 14:44:32
peteum: Nothing against French poofs but eurodisco an unnatural abomination obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220890914145579010

2012-07-05 14:43:14
peteum: Hard not to feel old & crabby when working-class dudes dress like French poofs & black Americans make eurodisco.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220890586905972739

2012-07-04 13:19:57
peteum: They always forget my meal in restaurants too, remember. #AAMilne #itsallgrist #evenwhenitisnt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220507239218294784

2012-07-04 13:18:39
peteum: This time there are only 100 records. Each one dedicated to @directoryofbunk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506913555746816

2012-07-04 13:17:36
peteum: Still better than last time when I was missing 100 records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506648739975170

2012-07-04 13:16:26
peteum: I cannot make an announcement of The New Album vinyls cos they forgot to send the plastic sleeves.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220506355553927169

2012-07-04 13:14:27
peteum: @NOCHEXXX or change it to a film about the contrasting views of Cambridge fusspant art-knobs and call it Grumblefish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220505857291587584

2012-07-04 13:10:58
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Now that’s, erm, confirmed. Ha! Got @peteum in the studio for my radio show tomorrow night. Live music and chatter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220504978505207809

2012-07-04 13:10:29
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: FACT on the buttons http://t.co/lIVAAcmg #chxfx #plkzfx #further #battlepack #c60 #nodolby

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220504856891371522

2012-07-04 12:23:12
peteum: @HughesRich Yep, or will be!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220492957894184960

2012-07-04 10:16:04
peteum: @arthurCRS sorry mate, whenever I’m pissed in a dream it’s the same old hobby horse…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220460965781712897

2012-07-04 09:48:35
peteum: @NOCHEXXX have you tried watching it with your eyes closed?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220454046144794624

2012-07-03 18:53:27
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Worked out today that BT has booked approximately 100 solo artists #nomatesrate

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220228780424298496

2012-07-03 10:05:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Soundtrack blowing your mind, you mean, obv?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220095860674019331

2012-07-03 10:02:42
peteum: @JudeClarke Indeed. As Local Social Network Matriarch, consider yourself a NEWS DATA HUB.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/220095211827773440

2012-07-02 21:20:35
peteum: @JudeClarke I feel you granny, but at least nick’s not up the duff, if you get me ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219903421405343745

2012-07-02 18:42:01
peteum: You just know Ciaran Jenkins has an Aunty who thinks the world of him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219863516495101952

2012-07-02 18:28:05
peteum: Nick Herbert, ha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219860008123383808

2012-07-02 18:24:47
peteum: Fuck him up Cathy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219859179312132096

2012-07-02 12:36:08
peteum: @JudeClarke yeah thanks. He seems to fall on his feet so think he’ll be ok.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219771436963864577

2012-07-02 08:19:13
peteum: @JudeClarke You knows it Granny J!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219706781239226369

2012-07-02 08:14:29
peteum: Just dropped son off for induction day at secondary school. Well, round the corner & 30 yards up the road anyway. #thatstooclosedad

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219705592569270272

2012-07-01 21:41:39
peteum: PANIC BUY – WHILE STOCKS LAST!: http://t.co/Pprmv16g

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219546332703096834

2012-07-01 18:47:19
peteum: @lisablanning it feels great. Send the records to: 9 wheaton house, ….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219502461562519553

2012-07-01 15:20:01
peteum: @JudeClarke gag after ivor cutler, of whom I recall you being a big fan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219450293904080896

2012-07-01 15:18:38
peteum: @JudeClarke before my time. I’m only 28.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219449942924734467

2012-07-01 15:16:06
peteum: Fuckwit colleagues, charming in small doses, can be wearing over a whole 2 hours or less in Ely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219449307739332608

2012-07-01 15:12:28
peteum: @bloodrainbow second-blackest in the infants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219448393414619136

2012-07-01 13:44:53
peteum: Oh, there’s a Nornea. I would hope for a Chronicle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219426353114656768

2012-07-01 13:41:57
peteum: @badtimingnights @JudeClarke I partied in the street.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219425611159056385

2012-07-01 13:40:21
peteum: @JudeClarke the Alex was loosely involved.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219425212192665600

2012-07-01 11:20:31
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights all matters of fact bar the zoology.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219390019780091904

2012-07-01 11:19:12
peteum: I did get a moroder 7 actually. Dave.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219389689789038593

2012-07-01 11:14:44
peteum: @badtimingnights *curls lip in ambiguous smile, looks ridiculous*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219388565031882752

2012-07-01 10:59:44
peteum: Bit Gwydird in the mind but no time for presenteeism. Car booted but couldn’t dig, torture! Now ely, home of the elephants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219384790414135296

2012-06-30 22:37:07
peteum: @lisablanning is that a neologism on my face, or are you just pleased to see me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219197904546566144

2012-06-30 22:06:07
peteum: @lisablanning Someone had to put a name to it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219190104097439744

2012-06-30 21:31:20
peteum: @lisablanning Blinger Lassing?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/219181350912135170

2012-06-30 07:42:10
peteum: Especially when it takes an hour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218972683898064897

2012-06-30 07:41:25
peteum: That losery feeling you get when you go thru the 8 hours of tweets you’ve slept thru to the last one you read before you went to bed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218972493325664256

2012-06-28 15:03:29
peteum: I can see Relate from here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218358967619952640

2012-06-28 15:02:07
peteum: Top deck’s well sticky. #losers

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218358624924348417

2012-06-28 14:58:43
peteum: RT @HenryBooth269: Icelandic banks crashed in 2008. They jailed guilty bankers, nationalised banks and grew their economy, currently at …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218357767990284288

2012-06-28 13:58:41
peteum: Only just noticed glaring wrongness of yellow plastic industrial chimney amidst bullshit cornish ephemera.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218342660920975360

2012-06-28 13:27:04
peteum: Funny how upstairs at pasty place there’s a photo of Harvey from the indie stall disguised as a cornish tin miner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218334701906178049

2012-06-28 13:24:57
peteum: Spent an hour and a half at quayside. Full of impotent rage at class system.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218334172337553408

2012-06-28 10:13:37
peteum: RT @James_Macintyre: Let’s do an unscientific Twitter survey. Retweet this if you think Jeremy Hunt should be sacked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218286022012837889

2012-06-27 19:47:30
peteum: RT @TheOuterChurch: next time you go to a folk gig why not dress up as a Cyberman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218068056885301249

2012-06-27 16:09:13
peteum: Little Hamish & Cisse, holding hands, leading us to site of the incident. OK son, NOT GUILTY as charged.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218013121577619457

2012-06-27 16:06:40
peteum: Just did a total STERN DAD number on my son for losing his phone. Turns out some little kids pushed it thru a hole in the fence. #Desterned

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/218012481661042688

2012-06-26 20:05:39
peteum: Don’t know if I kicked a printer in a past life or something but I might do it again in a minute.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217710236776148992

2012-06-26 18:57:22
peteum: @twowrongfeet @JudeClarke Deaf ears & egotistical searchy fingers! But yeah,hear what you mean tho. Less shambling/demanded/portland gigs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217693052456800256

2012-06-26 18:17:31
peteum: I was born there. #fuckthetories

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217683022793809920

2012-06-26 17:24:37
peteum: @arthurCRS A Babycham?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217669711335391233

2012-06-26 17:18:56
peteum: @MassMvmt @discogs No exciting things please!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217668277558706176

2012-06-26 17:18:02
peteum: RT @MassMvmt: RT @discogs … Exciting things ahead! < OMINOUS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217668053771628545

2012-06-26 08:13:12
peteum: @twowrongfeet guess they didn’t. ; ) now I want to know what track tho…..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217530940761710592

2012-06-25 19:24:25
peteum: I hate fascist barry in abc but his deputies letting the pots get too low.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217337472286343168

2012-06-25 18:02:37
peteum: @arthurCRS The buck stops here. Until I cycle it over to ABC Kebabs anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316882917756929

2012-06-25 18:00:52
peteum: Think I’ve wasted the time of time itself today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316442637484032

2012-06-25 17:59:31
peteum: Made an important decision. Going to have a beer and watch the news and get a kebab later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/217316104211677185

2012-06-23 21:01:14
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks NF Banana!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216637060965072897

2012-06-23 21:00:03
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Can’t Get Started – @peteum. Lovely album. Indescribable. You’ll just have to get it. http://t.co/yyW9J7U2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216636763475689474

2012-06-23 20:33:27
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m trying to think of a name for your bar. Arthur’s Leather Sphere?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216630068833824769

2012-06-23 20:08:21
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm sorry I have this new app that stops me making cheeky jokes after 3 ciders.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216623748852355072

2012-06-23 19:44:38
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J. — pete um @Pani_Bufetowa

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617782656249858

2012-06-23 19:43:11
peteum: @peteum TWAT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617418808762368

2012-06-23 19:42:46
peteum: @peteum he’s a genius. When he’s not listening to Jessica J.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216617314332852225

2012-06-23 19:40:41
peteum: @JudeClarke almost mentioned r Rob. But without the artifice, less obviously handsome etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216616788983693312

2012-06-23 19:37:54
peteum: My son came up with the idea of a HATE ZOO earlier. For hatreds you couldn’t keep domestically.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216616087066906624

2012-06-23 19:34:04
peteum: Xavi’s got such an excellent face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216615123618496512

2012-06-23 18:11:52
peteum: @TheOuterChurch @DROKK_ write the thing I’ll read it ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216594437839667200

2012-06-23 18:07:07
peteum: @TheOuterChurch But yeah, so clever, so hip, so much wit. It brought me up. And then music totally nicked me off it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216593240365862912

2012-06-23 18:04:10
peteum: @TheOuterChurch I mentioned this to a crusty mate once and he said “oh yeah, we totally ripped off that whole look”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216592500608086016

2012-06-23 18:02:59
peteum: @TheOuterChurch Yup.Going from Botswana to Treworgey Tree Fayre was quite a trip. Felt like I’d stepped into the pages of galaxy’s greatest!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216592200665022466

2012-06-23 16:45:49
peteum: @RougesFoam I’ve only been to Oxford once and I passed him on the street. It was like a joke for my benefit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216572782178353153

2012-06-23 14:53:09
peteum: I’m gonna buy that. 2000AD was my whole world circa 1985.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216544426657464321

2012-06-23 14:50:28
peteum: RT @kidshirt: New comic-Strip “1947″ by Kek-w (script) / Mike Dowling (art) in 2000AD prog 1789 – out now in UK! Pls retweet, etc…thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216543752003665920

2012-06-23 13:56:18
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen hmmm….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216530120675049473

2012-06-23 11:04:50
peteum: My son nicks the big kitchen boombox and plays Jessie J so the whole estate can hear. #karmicwhiplash

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216486969142804480

2012-06-23 11:01:01
peteum: Fucking hell, I sold some MP3s. Madness. Cheers mate!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216486009003720704

2012-06-22 20:01:11
peteum: In. Your. Face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216259558992134144

2012-06-22 19:33:27
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic the premise would be him chilling on a street corner telling people what they aren’t doing right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252578697183233

2012-06-22 19:33:19
peteum: RT @HelloMahFriend: @peteum @ZombyMusic I just imagine a black box on on a head with weed smoke constantly emanating from it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252546031947776

2012-06-22 19:33:01
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Just me high as fuck making weird noises with machines

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216252468823203840

2012-06-22 19:28:15
peteum: @virginmedia I have a phone line! I’m sure somebody told me I was getting a phone to use it with though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216251269319376897

2012-06-22 18:54:35
peteum: Zomby should have his own reality tv show, but remain anonymous by being in shadow/blacked-out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216242798171656192

2012-06-22 18:45:06
peteum: Random jhon cosgrove fizzog on the gogglebox again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216240412304736256

2012-06-22 14:37:04
peteum: Same bloke who left with me, knowingly, with a fucked ethernet cable the first time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216177993754738688

2012-06-22 14:34:00
peteum: “I’m not a barry boy meself but I do love a good motor”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216177219494608898

2012-06-22 14:31:45
peteum: (Sound of galloping hooves) Ah, the Virgin Media engineers are here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216176655264251904

2012-06-22 12:23:34
peteum: RT @NattyVee: Is there anyone fluent in Polish who would translate an essay by my grandfather aged 15 in 1942 about his Siberian exile? …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216144394460475392

2012-06-22 10:18:53
peteum: @peteum “brilliant white”, as it goes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216113018638049280

2012-06-22 09:27:43
peteum: Painting conveniences for the unsighted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216100142724554752

2012-06-22 08:17:30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ah yeah! What time’s match? Think I got Syd, see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216082471907885056

2012-06-22 07:51:56
peteum: @aldoyletweets Ah yes that fine line between embodying the transcendent and being embarrassingly fucked-up. Why they invented the MiniDisc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/216076035547086848

2012-06-21 15:28:52
peteum: @zone_styx @arthurCRS a mate who probably did most to shape my taste similarly now uninterested. Can’t get my head round it at all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215828640062128128

2012-06-21 13:07:53
peteum: Going to go and count the PRN now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215793159639273472

2012-06-21 13:06:54
peteum: RT @jackseale: Useful visualisation of the amount of tax avoided by @VodafoneUK, compared to Jimmy Carr: http://t.co/3MeATDrH /via @Clai …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215792915098779650

2012-06-21 13:04:41
peteum: Bought a Wedgewood bowl & a book of aphorisms earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215792356329390081

2012-06-21 13:00:45
peteum: @TheOuterChurch everything after Hunting High And Low.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215791365265694720

2012-06-21 12:54:30
peteum: @TheOuterChurch ever the iconoclast, Joseph.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215789794243002369

2012-06-21 12:51:34
peteum: At work, listening to Broken Wings.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215789056603340800

2012-06-21 11:02:19
peteum: @HughesRich That’s my ass thumb.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761563083223040

2012-06-21 11:01:43
peteum: @MassMvmt Oh thanks man. Hope that link won’t damage my porn or anything. Yeah, new discovery for me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761409798176770

2012-06-21 11:00:39
peteum: Actually I don’t have any gigs booked. Apart from DJing at a charity event in September.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215761143816388609

2012-06-21 10:59:25
peteum: Seem to have picked up a thumb injury. Hopefully be OK in time for next performance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215760832582266880

2012-06-21 09:40:47
peteum: Dubbing Yximalloo to my Onkyo yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215741044447383552

2012-06-21 09:39:44
peteum: Thanks for the retwits etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215740779157663744

2012-06-21 09:30:13
peteum: Grist Bandcamp page, where you can buy MP3s ha ha ha. OR VINYL in laughably limited quantities. There will be a… http://t.co/ZpqsX28C

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215738384377843713

2012-06-20 07:40:18
peteum: “Complacency of an almost criminal nature”. Yup, that’s Justin Webb. Smug-voiced cock-dome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215348334825709568

2012-06-19 20:12:12
peteum: @LowQuay was starting to make me ashamed to be a lech.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215175166047682560

2012-06-19 19:56:48
peteum: Someone’s had a word about lingering shots of babes haven’t they.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215171294470221825

2012-06-19 18:27:51
peteum: Warning to anyone with young children: they grow up FAST.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215148905975922688

2012-06-19 10:28:34
peteum: @arthurCRS We need a “view meta conversation” button here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/215028292691046400

2012-06-19 07:43:08
peteum: @arthurCRS How long is too long for witty replies, because I haven’t got anything yet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214986659744333824

2012-06-18 15:57:53
peteum: New piece. http://t.co/5rx2qlLU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214748775598653443

2012-06-18 15:10:25
peteum: @IainChambers I have a pretty recognizable style.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214736834490667011

2012-06-18 12:51:42
peteum: Got to write press blurb for Harry Merry!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214701924195377153

2012-06-18 07:19:37
peteum: Pain in the Um brain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214618353749344257

2012-06-17 21:02:37
peteum: RT @tapebox: got about 20 tapes of fucking ice rink music. WHY?!! when will I find something amazing? burn tape recorder to appease spirits?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214463078253871104

2012-06-17 17:27:55
peteum: The spankmaster speaks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214409050945884161

2012-06-17 17:27:34
peteum: RT @UltraMan7000: Happy Fathers day to everybody and spank those hardheaded kids especially young mothers raisin goons who need a good a …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214408962907451392

2012-06-17 16:24:43
peteum: Not really feeling this new Katy Perry joint.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214393142814842880

2012-06-17 16:23:22
peteum: Been doing a picture. Tell me what you think. http://t.co/872w5Bw4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214392800408645632

2012-06-17 12:51:15
peteum: Sitting around waiting for dinner to ruin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214339424962617345

2012-06-17 10:30:21
peteum: That squirrel’s still dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214303964261388288

2012-06-17 09:50:06
peteum: Off to work. Keep me amused Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214293835566678018

2012-06-16 20:10:02
peteum: @northeffects Remind me to upload the shit song I did with one of your excellent products soon! It’s like The Spaceman Third or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214087459414351874

2012-06-16 20:05:17
peteum: @serocell Funnily enough Firth on later w/ Helena Bonham-Carter in The King’s Speech & I was able to recentre my perv chakra.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214086263710547968

2012-06-16 19:32:53
peteum: @northeffects @NOCHEXXX lousy phone shot boast… http://t.co/sXiRHEn0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214078106225491968

2012-06-16 19:29:44
peteum: @serocell was just being coy about the resultant misogynistic feelings…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214077318275153920

2012-06-16 19:23:22
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts oh yeah the Staff are great @ColchesterArts ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214075714931138562

2012-06-16 19:21:32
peteum: @badtimingnights @ColchesterArts “this is shit let’s go” whispered to audience dude by g/f in mechanical bird ceremony my abiding memory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214075255050870785

2012-06-16 14:31:45
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @northeffects I got lucky with a few of them the other week!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/214002326619435008

2012-06-16 12:34:09
peteum: Just watched a bit of Bridget Jones. Reassessing my heterosexuality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213972730863812609

2012-06-16 11:28:22
peteum: @arthurCRS she don’t give a fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213956178672230400

2012-06-16 11:27:26
peteum: @sarahsausages that’s what I thought it was until I saw the squirrel on the other end.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213955943459856385

2012-06-16 10:18:41
peteum: Pleased I saw the five pound note though. Scrrrrcchhhh!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213938642547245056

2012-06-16 10:17:34
peteum: Glad I didn’t have a hangover cycling to work when I saw that crow pulling a metre-long strip of gut from roadkilled squirrel.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213938359733723137

2012-06-15 17:21:38
peteum: @MaxTundra May it take you to Higher Ground, brother.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213682690816344066

2012-06-15 17:20:31
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Got a parcel from @peteum and it rocks. http://t.co/ghWpLt2m

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213682412532670465

2012-06-14 11:07:22
peteum: @who_is_connor Nope : ( Will let you know tho, and glad you enjoyed Monday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213226117883117569

2012-06-14 11:06:33
peteum: @MaxTundra Knew of it but just listened to it, very good! Somewhere I’ve got a piece of vinyl from his record-breaking attempt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213225910126657536

2012-06-14 08:24:53
peteum: @MaxTundra oh, I’m disappointed there was no recorded delivery of jokes awkwardness now! I’ll try harder next time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213185226820694016

2012-06-13 20:36:23
peteum: Ah, that horrible moment when you realise you’ve got Star Wars-related disco rarities & you can’t let go, even tho it’s DEATH STAR CHEESE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/213006926768906241

2012-06-13 19:39:25
peteum: WHY ALWAYS ME?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212992589320822784

2012-06-13 19:38:51
peteum: Looking like my time at the chazzer coalface has justified my gold-sniffing knob-endedness, pretty much. A return visit, I might add.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212992446320226304

2012-06-13 19:24:22
peteum: Why always Germany?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212988804376698883

2012-06-13 18:25:25
peteum: Rebekah!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212973969308000257

2012-06-12 20:48:20
peteum: @MaxTundra A pun worthy of Asterix, I would suggest!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212647547561459712

2012-06-12 19:59:43
peteum: Woah.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212635311841353728

2012-06-12 17:56:44
peteum: @stormagedan Thanks Coxy!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212604362080530432

2012-06-12 17:55:56
peteum: @MaxTundra Sorry, was feeling waggish. Your real name is asterisked at the bottom!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212604159751487488

2012-06-12 10:09:53
peteum: @ed_ramage today, both. Not including penis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212486876517502976

2012-06-12 10:06:05
peteum: If the singularity gets here before we develop a hangover cure I guess we deserve it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212485917703802880

2012-06-12 09:57:55
peteum: RT if you’ve ever signed for records in your pants, looking like shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212483863744757760

2012-06-12 09:53:00
peteum: @tapebox it’s all grise : (

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212482626248908800

2012-06-12 09:43:09
peteum: @tapebox Structure?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212480149273329664

2012-06-12 09:39:31
peteum: @johnboursnell Aw. Thanks man. Hope the 10″ measures up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212479231119196160

2012-06-12 09:37:22
peteum: @HughesRich it was good man. I had the fear beforehand but i drank my way out of it. They weren’t too shabby either ; )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212478694055358464

2012-06-12 08:52:21
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness real bad, and someone is drilling into the opposite side of the wall behind my head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212467363277320192

2012-06-11 13:05:10
peteum: @MaxTundra Oh yeah, might have spelt your name wrong

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212168596762275840

2012-06-11 10:24:22
peteum: RT @ExoticPylonRecs: Maria & the Mirrors – band of the week & interview @wonderlandmag http://t.co/CWg8SZur

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212128130918391808

2012-06-11 08:06:36
peteum: Carpet-laying fucks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/212093462361804800

2012-06-10 19:22:05
peteum: @arthurCRS I never had that one, mainly because I always had Mango Curry (cos I was in Brighton for one night only or whatever).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211901063744327680

2012-06-10 18:20:39
peteum: @arthurCRS Mango Curry! #thousandsofyearsago

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211885606568067073

2012-06-10 18:18:29
peteum: Where’s the Mouse at?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211885059802800128

2012-06-10 17:51:29
peteum: All square Gdansk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211878264971595779

2012-06-10 16:03:53
peteum: @HINIONGE I don’t know much about poetry but I’ll say one thing for jhp – he’s handy with a corkscrew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211851184372322304

2012-06-10 15:59:30
peteum: @MaxTundra Also, thing in the post!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211850082419613696

2012-06-10 15:59:13
peteum: @MaxTundra NO HELP WHATSOEVER BUT: http://t.co/lXa13bdr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211850010353074176

2012-06-10 15:55:58
peteum: RT @TummyCustard: TORIES: Control immigration by simply making the UK a place where no cunt wants to live.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211849192329588736

2012-06-10 15:50:38
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you aren’t obsessively going through your files and correcting every little clip and fade then you haven’t smoked eno …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211847851167334400

2012-06-10 15:41:33
peteum: @DeathGripz ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211845564646699008

2012-06-10 11:54:18
peteum: Gove Pob dildo lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211788376691585024

2012-06-10 11:53:29
peteum: RT @HINIONGE: OH and i didn’t realize i still had a copy of my first ever michael gove fan fiction http://t.co/Z4wAwf8Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211788171355238400

2012-06-10 08:30:40
peteum: Hope @spannerpants gets that one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211737131255742464

2012-06-10 08:29:16
peteum: RT @QuintinForbes: If you find massive shoes and think they might be giant’s, check for the birdhouse in the sole.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211736777113866241

2012-06-09 22:04:29
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Prepare yourself for very small extra-terrestrial contact bro. It’s a landing strip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211579547899015169

2012-06-09 21:47:43
peteum: Me & Mouse stepped out , sat down, and social flotsam dude arrived & stayed to chat. Still fucking got it. #romance

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211575325275078656

2012-06-09 12:43:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I AM FUCKING MADE OF METAL.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211438276429615104

2012-06-09 11:17:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX was it “the power and the glory” by Saxon? #myfirstvinyl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211416648995966976

2012-06-08 22:53:35
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12_(2) http://t.co/lRbjT28o

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211229515291176960

2012-06-08 22:41:17
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/WOSNl2dM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211226419936763904

2012-06-08 22:41:17
peteum: Grist Archive 8-6-12 http://t.co/3znbVN6G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211226419039191041

2012-06-08 17:35:52
peteum: @badtimingnights exactly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211149559823470593

2012-06-08 17:10:07
peteum: My songs are really narrow on vinyl.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211143079535706112

2012-06-08 16:59:32
peteum: Cry Fearne, cry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211140417280950272

2012-06-08 15:48:57
peteum: Scientists breed first helpful Virgin Media engineer. Fucking shitloads of voodoo though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211122654491582464

2012-06-08 15:47:13
peteum: @MCMumma1 It’s weird you put that. Those are the symbols for me & Jo in our private text lexicon. “Jo is greater than Pete”, that says.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211122215159201795

2012-06-08 15:43:10
peteum: Test pressies!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/211121197662998529

2012-06-07 07:21:50
peteum: Tru dat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632643073687552

2012-06-07 07:21:42
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a arse fuckwit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632610697850880

2012-06-07 07:20:57
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: Large giraffe

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210632420679094272

2012-06-06 16:33:27
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum ; (‘

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210409076436373505

2012-06-06 16:25:27
peteum: What’s the emoticon for treasonous again?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210407060813262849

2012-06-06 16:24:05
peteum: Just realized I’m not going to have the old New Album vinyls for the Hot Chip gig. Because of The Jubilee.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210406719115886592

2012-06-06 13:19:57
peteum: Pretty sure the Queen’s comment about the Jubilee being a “humbling experience” is just an in-joke for heads of state.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210360381175111680

2012-06-06 07:14:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX get off the drugs bubs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210268423647801344

2012-06-05 19:01:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/eCn8TQUr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210083952382320640

2012-06-05 14:58:17
peteum: Nasty party pasty Nazis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/210022740135116801

2012-06-05 09:40:57
peteum: Dear Britain, your meritocracy results are here. I’m sorry to inform you that you have royally fucked up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209942879265767424

2012-06-04 21:39:15
peteum: Whenever I am being precious about an encore (once, I think) , my brother shouts “Do the racist one!” Didn’t realize there was a precedent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209761257685909504

2012-06-04 21:36:31
peteum: RT @StaggerLeeF: Ah brilliant, Macca’s doing the racist one

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209760568997969920

2012-06-04 21:33:53
peteum: Aw, said goodnight to son then spend 3 minutes w/ both of us trying to think of names for Jimi Hendrix’s cat thru closed door.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209759907010981888

2012-06-04 19:22:31
peteum: Still watching it. #petewatch

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209726845447442432

2012-06-04 19:17:47
peteum: So tired I just watched fifteen minutes of Spri…right fuck this shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209725657100468224

2012-06-04 19:09:32
peteum: So tired I’ve just watched ten minutes of Springwatch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209723579061907457

2012-06-04 18:55:16
peteum: No offence to cocksuckers. Where would we without ‘em etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209719990583173120

2012-06-04 18:24:22
peteum: Piss off Barlow you cocksucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209712214125449216

2012-06-04 12:52:23
peteum: People singing along to My Old Man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209628665250725889

2012-06-04 12:50:58
peteum: @NickButt66 England’s Glory going down very well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209628309594718209

2012-06-04 11:34:48
peteum: Heart FM a moron’s charter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209609141071785987

2012-06-04 11:33:36
peteum: Shades of Doctor Who here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209608838255607808

2012-06-04 10:49:28
peteum: Still, at least I didn’t do something stupid like drink loads of gin last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209597732057395200

2012-06-04 10:12:20
peteum: Now I’m cleaning the loos for the queen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209588390675496960

2012-06-04 10:11:38
peteum: My boss, an Irish woman, expressing dismay at how few people are celebrating with bunting etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209588213541634049

2012-06-04 09:03:44
peteum: I am now tying up red, white & blue balloons and putting up little flags with the queen’s image.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209571126534348802

2012-06-04 08:20:54
peteum: Get to work. Fucking great union jack out the front. Fucking great.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209560343968628737

2012-06-03 17:43:26
peteum: Amusingly, grist fans, I’m sitting here drinking gin preparing a DJ set for a Jubilee party on the morrow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209339525808390145

2012-06-03 17:42:18
peteum: RT @krishgm: Our producer on the river @katiehunter64 says reports coming in over boat radios of people with suspected hypothermia

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209339237273841664

2012-06-03 19:47:04
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, mine too but target audience an’ all that. Plus, it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209370638891237377

2012-06-03 19:33:17
peteum: @neverfadingwood I might just do that. A sort of study of ambivalence, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209367167085449216

2012-06-03 19:29:51
peteum: @NickButt66 That works, I reckon! Thanks mate. How did you do the other night then?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209366303847354368

2012-06-03 18:06:02
peteum: @northeffects I’m looking at it now. To be honest, I’m a bit tempted. I know I can’t get away with the Pistols, but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209345211053252608

2012-06-03 17:54:18
peteum: Also, does anybody have any acid?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209342256627449857

2012-06-03 17:52:17
peteum: Feel free to suggest some startlingly obvious fascist UK shit, if you’d be so kind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209341749653536769

2012-06-03 17:50:38
peteum: Any thoughts on a playlist? Was thinking of starting Rule Britannia then kinda Vera Lynn/Marie Lloyd/Glenn Miller but need more…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209341334740406272

2012-06-03 17:46:20
peteum: Now you all know I’m a psychedelic anarchist but I work with learning diffs posse & this is a works do type thing, so playing it straight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209340254442897408

2012-06-02 22:02:52
peteum: Listening to 1978 LP on United Artists.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209042424444624900

2012-06-02 19:23:39
peteum: @badtimingnights no. Soon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209002357902680064

2012-06-02 19:17:40
peteum: No, I’m home. I sold one record. Thanks Gordon McKenzie, who is a very funny man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209000849429635072

2012-06-02 19:15:45
peteum: I’m in the beer tent. Where are you?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/209000366497472512

2012-06-02 12:49:13
peteum: RT @paraicodonnell: We have covered 2.5 km. The 5-year-old is screaming Sumerian curses. The baby is technically on fire. The lady in th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208903092870193152

2012-06-02 12:27:35
peteum: I have copies of the Pete Um record on me STOP ME AND BUY ONE. Reduced price for the Jubilee/economic collapse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208897649275969538

2012-06-02 12:12:01
peteum: Where are you?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208893732035117056

2012-06-02 11:49:56
peteum: Off to Strawberry Fair. Meet you by the main stage yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208888176536850434

2012-06-01 14:27:04
peteum: @arthurCRS Apparently I can be “R”-sed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208565330631589888

2012-06-01 14:25:58
peteum: @HughesRich Glad to hear it. Oh yeah we have to do that thing still, don’t we?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208565053602013184

2012-06-01 14:24:19
peteum: http://t.co/KPlfMoSy Hot Chip support from Peter Um next Monday in Cambridge. Dress fancy I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208564639557107712

2012-06-01 11:58:07
peteum: @singingadams Thanks Dad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208527846195474434

2012-06-01 11:55:49
peteum: @arthurCRS See, that wouldn’t work for me as I have a large collection of cool shoes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208527266844651522

2012-06-01 11:40:24
peteum: Creepy-crawlies take care of business man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208523387016986625

2012-06-01 11:37:57
peteum: Talk to a spider about the world wide web and he’ll laugh in your face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208522771368644608

2012-06-01 11:36:56
peteum: These chaps have no need for SPADs, wireless broadband, pizza, irony etc. Their shit is decentralized, ground-up, grassroots stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208522514811469825

2012-06-01 10:30:32
peteum: RT @ekathimerini: Tsipras: “We will return minimum wage to 751 euros, raise unemployment benefit and double length it is paid (currently …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208505804108726273

2012-06-01 10:20:17
peteum: These fuckers will still be here in a thousand years, you mark my words.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208503227489071105

2012-06-01 10:16:32
peteum: I mentioned the Coulson thing to a woodlouse. Completely blank look.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208502280746569728

2012-06-01 10:05:48
peteum: there’s no I in teem either…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208499580302659584

2012-06-01 10:05:04
peteum: Being paid to weed garden today. I bring news from the teeming insect world beneath our feet: THEIR SYSTEM IS BETTER.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208499398399889408

2012-06-01 07:27:24
peteum: RT @JewishComedians: “Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?” ~Rosea …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208459716999909377

2012-05-31 13:54:43
peteum: @J_Loewenstein look, I think I may have had some of the furnaces’ wild turkey backstage but I resent this slur on my excellent character!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208194803190603777

2012-05-31 10:31:56
peteum: @ergophizmiz the breakfast of criminal masterminds.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208143771068665857

2012-05-31 10:22:19
peteum: Just been questioned by police for looking sus. #bornbadorappearingthus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208141349327863808

2012-05-31 13:57:18
peteum: Cocum tonight. Any views Camfags?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208195450505928704

2012-05-31 13:55:53
peteum: Chinton Tesco bus stop/time stop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/208195095986581504

2012-05-30 13:08:37
peteum: It’s not fair that I have to work on the bank holiday Monday, or that the Tuesday falls on my day off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207820814278606848

2012-05-30 13:06:33
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t know about either, or the fact that my (effin’) son has half term. I’m an idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207820292645588993

2012-05-30 13:04:52
peteum: @BBandMP Good innit? Haven’t had it for ages. I’m big on grapefruit though. The big yellow prince of fruits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207819867330592768

2012-05-30 13:02:37
peteum: I am drinking some ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207819300961140736

2012-05-29 21:44:09
peteum: @Hot_Chip it’s so goofy and yet so deeply dudeish too. Gets watched a lot at appropriate times in these parts…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207588164129390592

2012-05-29 21:18:39
peteum: @Hot_Chip Gotta be a bit of Freedom http://t.co/szK4bMrQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207581746286436353

2012-05-29 07:32:06
peteum: @ergophizmiz I guess yr little lass started the uncanniness. Out of the mouths of babes. And my arse, of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207373738323349504

2012-05-28 21:30:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz image for contrast, me & my irritable bowel in your loo reading Morecombe & Wise annual #bringmeshit #heathersmall

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/207222299991085056

2012-05-27 13:32:22
peteum: @JudeClarke Well I like that one but I was thinking of the “pretty as a prayerbook” one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206739624616402945

2012-05-27 12:59:39
peteum: @JudeClarke I used to listen to that album every day, before I became an experimental musician. The line on That Was Your Mother my fave.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206731391398973440

2012-05-26 15:48:06
peteum: I am making a mixtape. My apologies. It’s so next-level my girlfriend has fallen asleep on the sofa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206411398094405632

2012-05-26 15:45:16
peteum: @zone_styx *makes Dave Lamb-style “get him” noise* I’d quite like to see the German CDWM actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206410681950552064

2012-05-26 15:40:11
peteum: @zone_styx Well that sounds right up my street and knocking on my door holding a badge, if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206409402721378304

2012-05-26 10:36:34
peteum: Barred from Bobs boat bash by buying-for-butlins bore for boy’s beano bobbins etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206332995244802048

2012-05-26 10:32:31
peteum: @NOCHEXXX shitcocks, I was afraid you’d say that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331976767127552

2012-05-26 10:31:19
peteum: My son has really taken to swearing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331676694036482

2012-05-26 10:29:23
peteum: @NOCHEXXX is that tomorrow? Bob did tell me, which is once more than usual…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206331190616145920

2012-05-26 10:25:14
peteum: @zone_styx this wolfram wire joint I’ve ordered better be good

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/206330146175729665

2012-05-25 09:45:25
peteum: It’s not you Adele. It’s me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205957735131525120

2012-05-24 22:04:30
peteum: Man I don’t smell too clever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205781346868670465

2012-05-24 10:18:48
peteum: Sort of still in the green shoots stage of recovery…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205603749216002048

2012-05-24 10:18:07
peteum: Might be because I was basically struggling to be upright yesterday but my desire to go to work soon is “modest” at best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205603577023041536

2012-05-24 09:37:51
peteum: @derekwalmsley Reductionist applause, yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205593443970461696

2012-05-23 22:36:38
peteum: Flying preacher time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205427041720471552

2012-05-23 22:32:21
peteum: RT @Holy_Mountain: You say festival, I say show that starts too early with too many bands.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205425964715487232

2012-05-23 19:52:56
peteum: RT @sensationalfilm: Its ALIVE! The fundraiser has officially launched. â€œThe Rise and Fall and Rise of Sensationalâ€ film is calling on.. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205385846759751680

2012-05-23 19:00:47
peteum: @JudeClarke *does the special sign* (linked fingers gesture with wide eyes?)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205372724758056961

2012-05-23 18:11:23
peteum: Vortex of doom! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205360293109448704

2012-05-23 15:44:13
peteum: Was so hungover when I woke up I thought British politics could be explained in terms of yin and yang.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205323253944811520

2012-05-23 08:09:58
peteum: Can’t go back to sleep cos a noise record on its way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205208939808309248

2012-05-23 07:55:57
peteum: @NatThornBudge I don’t think I’m mad at all. Presumably that’s a sign. So, you grew up then, I expect?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205205412524462080

2012-05-23 07:53:52
peteum: O the fragility!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/205204887884148737

2012-05-22 14:25:10
peteum: Blue is the colour, football, obviously, the game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204940974743502849

2012-05-22 14:04:55
peteum: @NatThornBudge only if you’re from Beeding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204935876105605122

2012-05-22 13:56:55
peteum: Oh man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204933864047656960

2012-05-22 13:46:31
peteum: Rileys, chelsea, best PH ever, confirmed, again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204931248894906368

2012-05-22 11:21:58
peteum: @Grabcocque a metaphor for your reactionary hate, I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204894871906029570

2012-05-22 11:18:33
peteum: @arthurCRS online persona consequences

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204894012098879488

2012-05-22 11:03:56
peteum: @arthurCRS My avatar looks funny over yours #nohomo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204890333107060739

2012-05-22 10:56:58
peteum: S P A C E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204888578340306945

2012-05-22 10:30:51
peteum: Spoons business meeting. Decided Grist 0007 will be 7″ by little-known Aussie punk unit Moustash. Watch this space.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204882005215809537

2012-05-22 09:52:36
peteum: I won’t, but it’s fascinating. Orwellian austerity daycentre with subtitled BBC 24.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204872380844224512

2012-05-22 09:32:56
peteum: I’ll miss this ’spoons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204867429136990209

2012-05-21 16:54:32
peteum: Funeral over. Going to ceremoniously unfollow @Wiley__ now cos life’s too short.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204616173508235264

2012-05-20 15:12:29
peteum: @ProUnit having never been north of border I don’t have right to think of that being quintessentially Scottish but I do…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204228104711974913

2012-05-20 15:05:52
peteum: @HutchinsonDave @neverfadingwood I saw Styx in Montreal in the early 80s #unlikelyrockboast

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204226440751882241

2012-05-20 11:15:17
peteum: Faith-dissing from reactionary types seems prevalent, but I have to say I’ve found my occasional church visits dispiriting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204168411482300417

2012-05-20 11:06:39
peteum: Prayers answered. Don’t have to go to church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204166238715392000

2012-05-20 10:39:35
peteum: Level-crossing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/204159428054884353

2012-05-19 21:51:12
peteum: @oscillatordrift gonna take your word for that big guy…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203966060368625664

2012-05-19 21:05:07
peteum: Brown shoes don’t make it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203954461356474368

2012-05-18 23:26:50
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that wine? I sort of broke your fridge earlier, btw…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203627737330626561

2012-05-18 21:49:32
peteum: Sat on my arse listening to footwork.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203603249260015617

2012-05-18 20:33:29
peteum: Ok, luckily Dave has spilled beer all over himself, cos we’re on fire. Boomkat reviews of classic albums, is the concept.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203584112164999170

2012-05-18 20:28:40
peteum: @bloodrainbow its ok. It’s not vile. I just don’t like the concept.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203582900170539009

2012-05-18 20:22:17
peteum: Chez NOCHEXXX, before him. Paul’s Boutique on deck, bless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203581292749664257

2012-05-18 20:20:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood the Stella brand cider, which I regard kinda like Dylan going electric, or something. French cider fine. Bring it on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203580740858937344

2012-05-18 20:12:38
peteum: Broke a rule, dammit. Bought Cidre.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203578867208814592

2012-05-18 15:45:15
peteum: RT @NoiseyMusic: So @pitchforkmedia gave @KillerMikeGTO #bestnewmusic. All we did was make him call his mom and talk about weed. http:/ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203511576228134912

2012-05-18 11:18:57
peteum: Mastering matey, of whom I cannot speak highly enough, merged 2 Um tracks & split another. Has caused some confusement I can tell you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203444559852744704

2012-05-18 11:15:09
peteum: @caitlinmoran Ew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203443602964234240

2012-05-18 10:48:39
peteum: Man From Uranus: Future Focus. Blast from the local past. Features James and Trish from Broadcast.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203436935581143040

2012-05-18 10:19:16
peteum: @arthurCRS ahem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429541866258433

2012-05-18 10:18:24
peteum: @peteum hello idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429320012730368

2012-05-18 10:17:34
peteum: @peteum hello Arthur. Am I in trouble?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203429112998670336

2012-05-18 10:15:34
peteum: Cleaning fridge trax at work alone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203428608444858368

2012-05-18 10:14:05
peteum: Listening to 2003 Ascoltare CD-R.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203428235336355840

2012-05-17 18:58:19
peteum: RT @therealelp: if you havent heard C4C yet and you arent sure if you want to buy it by all means download that shit for free. you like, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203197773707878401

2012-05-17 18:55:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX fancy a tribute kebab or just a few drinks tomorrow night?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203196986768371713

2012-05-17 18:02:57
peteum: @nochexxx sorry about Summer pro.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203183840297091072

2012-05-17 11:51:54
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: CHXFX – ECOCIDE, sound of Martin Rev going fishing – new tape due on @furtherrecords with @ekolad http://t.co/tjTDoK45

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/203090462175797248

2012-05-16 18:11:03
peteum: @polytechnic2 only more crisps/dope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202823490343145472

2012-05-16 18:10:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood well, he was sorted till the end of school anyway, then he shuffled off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202823340891717633

2012-05-16 16:47:02
peteum: Exchanging polite emails about test pressings like a TOTAL DON.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202802349222273024

2012-05-16 13:27:57
peteum: Truantiest ever kid in park outside my flat. Has been moodily doing nothing alone for 3 hours now. Think he has crisps & dope though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202752245891211264

2012-05-15 14:37:03
peteum: @badtimingnights No.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202407249052844032

2012-05-15 14:15:02
peteum: Free the Bad Timing One!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202401707492257792

2012-05-15 14:14:42
peteum: Jo Mouse asking me if Jo Brook’s going to prison.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202401626806435841

2012-05-14 12:26:28
peteum: RT @bencnn: Overheard in #Egypt: “#Cairotraffic has all the hallmarks of Al-Qaida.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202011999410991105

2012-05-14 12:18:58
peteum: RT @qikipedia: Francis Crick was on LSD when the structure of DNA came to him http://t.co/krzkDlkX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202010112502661123

2012-05-14 10:23:49
peteum: Must. Not. Have. Another.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201981131363598337

2012-05-14 10:18:45
peteum: Excellent old fuck in grey safari suit, red tie and matching baseball cap takes African handshake from ID-requiring youth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201979858857902080

2012-05-14 10:13:15
peteum: I tell you what I wish I’d worked hard and led an honest life cos pissing away your pension in spoons looks right up my alley.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201978472707538944

2012-05-14 10:07:19
peteum: MONSTER MONDAY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201976979531116544

2012-05-14 03:59:35
peteum: @compactrobot not sure how that one applies to his libdem endorsement…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201884438009876480

2012-05-14 19:47:08
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa uh, get smart. http://t.co/ywAMmEFz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122898440339456

2012-05-14 19:44:52
peteum: @MCMumma1 Damn the internet is confusing, but thanks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122327079649280

2012-05-14 19:43:47
peteum: @Matthewstep Oh! Thanks. My mother is kind of Canadian, does that count?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202122054353424384

2012-05-14 18:32:44
peteum: Shit Mothers Day!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202104174358433792

2012-05-14 18:31:58
peteum: Razzall in a Rebekah collar. For a joke?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202103979205857280

2012-05-14 17:00:37
peteum: Big up adjacent lady reading Private Eye. Fuck everyone else reading Numpty mag.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202080992230510592

2012-05-14 16:53:37
peteum: @IainChambers my glass pretty much always 50cc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202079229809143809

2012-05-14 16:48:03
peteum: Climatic conditions in east anglia perfect for double maths/historical battle scene/suicide on farm. #welcomehomeloser

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202077827317772288

2012-05-14 15:00:08
peteum: Crawley, at long last.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202050672194109440

2012-05-14 12:33:13
peteum: Actually I’m not in spoons now, but that did happen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202013696824844288

2012-05-14 12:32:28
peteum: Son doing SATS, dad at undertakers, Pete in spoons. #wastedinreallife

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/202013510593556480

2012-05-13 22:53:23
peteum: @50quidsoundboy @compactrobot ha, I was upscrolling just to check nobody else said it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201807379120144384

2012-05-13 20:54:54
peteum: Never, uh, cooked a joint before, but tonight’s lamb something to rival the best I’ve had, even Adam Teasdale’s, & I don’t say that lightly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201777563985641473

2012-05-13 20:51:28
peteum: Uh, you wanna get on the Radioactive Sparrow list. Perhaps thee great lost group.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201776700466532352

2012-05-13 11:58:11
peteum: But still determined to avoid inappropriate Withnailesque tone of bobby and I’s visit last week.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201642492356075520

2012-05-13 11:55:24
peteum: Thus I pass thru garden city carrying toothbrush, Retromania, Strongbow, recording studio.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201641791898910720

2012-05-13 11:52:19
peteum: Siblings rota’d for grieving dad support in order of efficacy, with me out of turn in the middle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201641017538121729

2012-05-13 09:07:57
peteum: Grist Archive 13-5-12 http://t.co/nCsm576A

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201599654171901952

2012-05-12 11:28:04
peteum: RT @JesusGreenPool: FREE swimming all day and the sun is out for us we’re open till 6pm tonight and hope to see you down here

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201272526138122240

2012-05-12 10:40:43
peteum: @_felixmartin Just found this randomly in a folder, but I like it. http://t.co/t4UpkdqR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/201260606307844097

2012-05-11 16:16:01
peteum: @oscillatordrift The beats are actually quite sick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200982605812858880

2012-05-11 16:10:10
peteum: @johnboursnell Your emphasis not mine, but would be nice to see some decent, sanctified people such as yourselves out there in the mob.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200981132861374465

2012-05-11 15:30:15
peteum: And you know that’s Bad Timing innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200971088023404545

2012-05-11 15:29:37
peteum: In other sellout news I am supporting Hot Chip on 11th June in Cambridge, disagreeably as R Stevie Moore takes boards at The Portland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200970924885950464

2012-05-11 15:26:09
peteum: Well, there’s 100 but I might keep one to do turntablism with and such.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200970054404280322

2012-05-11 15:24:13
peteum: This is for my self-released reissue of my 2003 CD-R The New Album, soon on vinyl at last in fuck-you edition of 99! #Grist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200969569446277121

2012-05-11 15:22:09
peteum: Gonna do a musician-style tweet now, watch out: Got the tracks for The New Album back from the mastering guy and they sound GREAT!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200969049956560896

2012-05-11 15:20:24
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man, appreciate it! Oh well, guess I’m headed for Editions Mego with everybody else instead

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200968607851749376

2012-05-11 14:29:07
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I do own boke sitar/tabla combo, plus a blim I think, but I’d wanna film it & you’d never let me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200955699965071360

2012-05-11 14:27:55
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thinking shld have something to do with trying to stretch yr simian partner’s arms, but only bringing their face close to yrs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200955398365249537

2012-05-11 12:38:01
peteum: @ekolad I’m such a player labels sign to me “I HEARBY CHEERFULLY PROMISE TO SPAFF $$$ RELEASING PETE’S BOBBINS MUSIC LOL”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200927743918084098

2012-05-11 08:10:44
peteum: @neverfadingwood Hurrah! Always welcome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200860477255983105

2012-05-11 07:59:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood Well, I got there in the end

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200857679722332160

2012-05-11 07:54:13
peteum: The monkey-wrench should also be a dance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200856321619271680

2012-05-11 07:53:22
peteum: BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking Followed by Billy Idol and others

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200856107885932544

2012-05-11 07:48:46
peteum: @NOCHEXXX will bring tabla, weed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200854950744563713

2012-05-09 20:35:36
peteum: @therealelp @TheIllegit Yeah, right to marry person not equivalent to right to eat person, in my fucked-up liberal worldview.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200323154156077056

2012-05-09 20:11:43
peteum: RT @therealelp: if they just did the right thing and said fuck it get married they wouldn’t be able to bring it up as a divisive point e …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200317142841823234

2012-05-09 20:11:38
peteum: RT @therealelp: they’ll always keep gay marriage on a tightrope. its the perfect lark. it matters and therefore distracts. every. time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200317121790623744

2012-05-09 20:06:11
peteum: @ergophizmiz it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200315750563594242

2012-05-09 16:52:12
peteum: RT @JulianDutton1: About this time of the evening I like to dangle a curtain tassel from my chimneypot & pretend my house is wearing …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200266936007933952

2012-05-09 14:28:18
peteum: RT @zone_styx: idea for 4xCD brostep compilation: Bass is Fraternal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200230721984544771

2012-05-09 12:04:06
peteum: RT @peter_watts: Dealing with the counterculture: bookseller Carl Williams, London’s specialist in punk, politics, drugs and the occult. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200194430370721794

2012-05-09 08:13:09
peteum: I wish the stage at The Portland had a curtain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200136310558687234

2012-05-09 08:11:35
peteum: @JudeClarke I live in a log cabin off East Road. T’is a simple life, but it suits me well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200135915853717504

2012-05-09 08:09:29
peteum: Burnt toast for gluten-free akin to fag smoke for ex-smokers, it seems. Or maybe I’m just hungover, and gibbering. Work now, great.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200135387493048320

2012-05-09 07:44:07
peteum: RT @marcuschown: Question: Why does Cameron not want you to see risk assessment of his NHS bill? Answer: Because it predicts catastrophe …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/200129003091275776

2012-05-08 21:31:28
peteum: @ProUnit I went to the Ninja Tune offices once, circa almost-the-90s ago. Not name-dropping, or maybe a bit. But yeah, that era.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199974824548904961

2012-05-08 21:24:48
peteum: @ProUnit Ah, those were the days. Or were they?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199973148140118017

2012-05-08 21:06:02
peteum: @ProUnit Good word. I’ll never look at my penis the same way again…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199968425160880128

2012-05-08 21:01:41
peteum: @ProUnit The summit of all our ambitions, I’m sure you’ll agree. #onlyjokingsomewhat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199967330690793472

2012-05-08 20:56:45
peteum: @MCMumma1 MCMumma? Well I suppose Pete Um is a silly name really…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199966090217005058

2012-05-08 16:54:43
peteum: @smokingdrum @normanrecords I say: no no no.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199905179477352449

2012-05-08 16:52:28
peteum: Those girls were alright in the end. Don’t judge book by it’s yappy cover, Pete, you cunt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199904612545859584

2012-05-08 16:49:53
peteum: On tube en route from chichester to cambridge, sudden profound longing for metropolitan life.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199903964177768448

2012-05-08 15:34:17
peteum: “look what Georgina bought me! Girl’s got issues.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199884936436654082

2012-05-08 15:29:52
peteum: Oh no, loud young women.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199883825793343490

2012-05-08 15:23:00
peteum: “earlier incidents on the track”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199882098138558464

2012-05-08 15:15:35
peteum: The only reason these ciders aren’t burning a hole in my pocket is that they’re cold and they’re not in my pocket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199880229685178370

2012-05-08 10:21:57
peteum: ’spoons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199806337692090369

2012-05-07 21:10:39
peteum: Dad’s uncle would take my grandfather to locale & suddenly abandon him to Cuckoo’s clutches in the presumption of his fearful young mind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199607197712392194

2012-05-07 21:07:59
peteum: Dad tells story of Joby Cuckoo, a vagrant inhabitant of copse near his grandparents house. Presumed mad, hence name, but poss WW1 veteran.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199606529060642816

2012-05-07 17:32:45
peteum: Only thing I’ve ever complained about in a restaurant, David Gray.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199552361755189249

2012-05-07 16:53:34
peteum: Whitney fucking Houston. Bob needed a shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199542500749352960

2012-05-07 16:46:13
peteum: Fuck, it’s David Gray. We’re outta here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199540652739010560

2012-05-07 16:45:09
peteum: Woman at nearby table opines on futility of our wars, which she expects to last forever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199540382856523776

2012-05-07 16:41:04
peteum: Cancer misery in Chich. In pub afternoon coldplay sing to me. Bobby getting yips. Lone woman in Barbour sups red.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199539357852504065

2012-05-07 13:20:10
peteum: @Jim_Jepps SHOCK GREEN NEWS AS JEPPS TO STAR IN USTINOV BIOPIC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199488798600601600

2012-05-07 09:04:26
peteum: Shopping list. http://t.co/CPp4DygK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199424436494024704

2012-05-06 21:38:50
peteum: I swear my brother has a higher ass than normal brothers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/199251903006248961

2012-05-05 19:21:23
peteum: @staggerindie high plains drifter please. X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198854925327933441

2012-05-05 14:02:18
peteum: Dude at Redhill station sat holding toilet seat staring through it, you are a genius.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198774626506129410

2012-05-04 23:02:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX cos I’m a high…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198548231955820544

2012-05-04 19:09:49
peteum: @monktonwylde Yeah, just had a little YouTube session. *sits with cursor blinking for ten minutes*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198489626598572033

2012-05-04 18:49:26
peteum: Won’t get choked up by Twitter eulogies when you cark it Mandelson, you fucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198484497950457856

2012-05-04 18:44:44
peteum: Shit, we listened to Paul’s Boutique the other night, with the customary twatted rhapsodies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198483313378332672

2012-05-04 10:23:47
peteum: @northeffects that adds a new dimension to her sleepy voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198357247389216768

2012-05-04 09:48:48
peteum: @PennyRed I bet George Galloway was full of “legitimate arrogance” once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198348442878226432

2012-05-04 08:12:41
peteum: Also, why does Facebook now how that discombobulated look that MySpace had when it was carking it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198324252880019457

2012-05-04 08:11:17
peteum: Apologies for sounding a bit like a cunt tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198323900747235328

2012-05-04 08:10:29
peteum: Getting these #facebooknews tweets confirms my theory that Facebook is an evolutionary catalyst for introducing morons to life online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198323699986862080

2012-05-04 07:19:54
peteum: Jubilant mood here at the HQ of the What’s The Fucking Point Party…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198310969997393920

2012-05-03 21:17:45
peteum: @directoryofbunk Ha ha, fuck you. No it’s going to be 10 for press, 20 for mates etc and 70 for Discogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198159434374062084

2012-05-03 19:21:12
peteum: Still, it IS chips.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198130103975280641

2012-05-03 19:17:28
peteum: Usually voted but haven’t. Can’t vote for Greens against “FUDGE AND MUDGE”. Can’t vote for anyone else.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198129166347022336

2012-05-03 19:14:11
peteum: RT @branespeaks: Ppl urging others to vote “whichever way” cos “it’s important”. Do yrself a favour and think a bit harder about everything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198128336222949376

2012-05-03 19:12:46
peteum: @directoryofbunk my next thing will be 100 copies, but I’ll keep one back for you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/198127980579532800

2012-05-02 16:56:38
peteum: Transkei Special, vegetable soup (pretty good, if I tweet so) & a weird shift 6:30 to 9:30. Drat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197731336310620162

2012-05-02 16:54:19
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose you could be Superman too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197730750731259905

2012-05-02 16:53:29
peteum: @arthurCRS Kinda Happy 0th Superman, with you in Jor-El role, but maybe that’s me being up myself, or my Mum. Well it’s layered, isn’t it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197730540584050688

2012-05-01 15:46:09
peteum: And then it’s fuckin’ Adam Ant. Check my Discogs, people. New stuff all the time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197351208820809729

2012-05-01 15:42:11
peteum: Ha, typical that the first LP I’ve got in the @johnpeelarchive is that one by Ace. Inessential, as @ekolad would say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197350210232528897

2012-04-30 20:53:57
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa travesty. 2, obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/197066281512468480

2012-04-30 11:35:51
peteum: @zone_styx *considers massive Benjamin portrait backpiece*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196925829094178817

2012-04-30 11:11:47
peteum: @zone_styx A long time ago in a galaxy about 2 mins from here I did my dissertation on Kafka. Those words are inscribed on my soft brain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196919773613928449

2012-04-30 10:50:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Let me know if it’s going to be released on vinyl or anything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196914460592586752

2012-04-30 10:49:57
peteum: @pimmon Feeling pretty old now. It was very nice to meet you. Wish I’d been soberer or atl least .5 awake. Hey, send us those stupid photos!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196914278094217216

2012-04-29 20:00:31
peteum: @StaggerLeeF @StuartMaconie Gong KICK ASS! Well, space-whisper up your bum, at least.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196690447454834688

2012-04-29 19:57:04
peteum: @arthurCRS Figured you’d be safe hands. If I was atttending wedding with you as BM yr speech would be most looked fwd 2 thing (after booze).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196689578470547456

2012-04-29 16:05:23
peteum: @neverfadingwood I think I could only manage Poland for one night, and Russia for about five and a half hours.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196631274629238785

2012-04-29 15:32:42
peteum: @polytechnic2 yeah, probably starting in Hamburg.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196623049108361217

2012-04-29 15:29:42
peteum: I feel like I’ve been on a short tour of Germany.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196622292640473090

2012-04-29 15:24:15
peteum: Had kill-or-cure fry-up. Now dead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196620922545897473

2012-04-29 13:47:47
peteum: JJ Cale at rest on turntable, William Onyeabor out of his sleeve.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196596643926257664

2012-04-29 13:44:28
peteum: I hope I can make it to the vodka…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196595810828431360

2012-04-29 13:30:38
peteum: @MargoJMilne ha! I did sorta wonder when I wrote that…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196592328171986945

2012-04-29 13:28:04
peteum: @MargoJMilne I like your #facebooknews. It reads like a Twitter parody thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196591685076140032

2012-04-29 13:23:18
peteum: @arthurCRS how did you do?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196590481851949056

2012-04-29 13:09:21
peteum: @lisablanning I did hear. Good luck & ting. I quite like the randomness of my role in that documentary tho. It’s all grist innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196586974025482240

2012-04-29 11:31:17
peteum: @lisablanning ah, another pronouncement from The Wire’s Fashion Editor…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196562293763481600

2012-04-29 00:48:09
peteum: It’s my birthday, its my birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196400445915279360

2012-04-29 00:47:09
peteum: @lisablanning sorry, been bullshitting you, that’s the real me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196400193925693440

2012-04-29 21:56:15
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’re losing your edge.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196719570797596673

2012-04-28 17:32:45
peteum: @bloke_zer0 I’m blaming ed for this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196290872193720321

2012-04-28 15:45:56
peteum: This party is so insane I just popped out to British Heart Foundation & bought a Le Creuset pan & all I missed was Bob pouring a drink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196263992782626816

2012-04-28 15:16:08
peteum: Well Bob’s here. That’s most of a party.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196256491039244288

2012-04-28 14:44:49
peteum: Can’t have a party on Twitter yo. Anyone remember the Real? There’s Twiglets… Come on guys.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196248611149971457

2012-04-28 14:40:30
peteum: Guys I’m drinking tea and listening to mellow African jazz while two 11yr-olds are on the Playstation here. #letsgetthispartystarted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196247522870697986

2012-04-28 13:56:23
peteum: First guest has arrived. A friend of my son, who is not here yet himself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196236422699696128

2012-04-28 12:46:10
peteum: Hot damn my fucking mind hurts. What in God’s name did I do to deserve this? Oh yeah. Ha ha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196218751908184066

2012-04-28 12:39:11
peteum: Goat’s cooking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216995761504256

2012-04-28 12:38:15
peteum: @polytechnic2 Is it an 8′ X 5′ canvas of a shed against a bleak sky with a man drinking cider in it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216760528142336

2012-04-28 12:36:52
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa You too, possibly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216411926970368

2012-04-28 12:36:24
peteum: @JudeClarke Cheers ‘dith

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216292775178241

2012-04-28 12:35:59
peteum: @seltengehorte There’s some funny photos anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216187074514944

2012-04-28 12:35:27
peteum: @polytechnic2 Well, we’ll share it, I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196216052496072704

2012-04-28 12:34:57
peteum: @polytechnic2 You can keep it mate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215927296098304

2012-04-28 12:34:26
peteum: @arthurCRS If it’s good enough for Fifty… Thanks, and good luck yourself. Just keep telling yourself “YOU’RE THE BEST, THE BEST!” etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215796693864449

2012-04-28 12:32:46
peteum: @Laica23 Thankyou Mr 23.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215380975435782

2012-04-28 12:32:08
peteum: John Fahey, Ibruprofen, 7UP.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196215220899811329

2012-04-28 09:38:54
peteum: My age changed as I held a disjointed conversation with Pimmon at The Cricketers, or whatever it’s called now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196171622841974784

2012-04-28 09:36:48
peteum: Yesterday I had a bowl of cornflakes, two Macaroons and six ciders. I feel unwell, and it’s my birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196171094401630208

2012-04-28 09:34:12
peteum: @seltengehorte obviously I’m a married man. Just got a bit caught up in the oceanic emotional flux of pure PIMMON, and cider.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/196170442594197505

2012-04-27 20:55:37
peteum: @seltengehorte watching him play he looks like he’s waiting for someone to plant one on his big sensual laptoppist face… a bit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195979539137052673

2012-04-27 13:49:54
peteum: @Laica23 yeah I could fill that flow chart.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195872400942968833

2012-04-27 13:37:24
peteum: “And now if you’d like to get yourselves into groups…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195869258478129153

2012-04-27 10:27:23
peteum: It’s not normally like this but today we are mainly doing our nails.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195821438299684864

2012-04-27 09:34:48
peteum: @Laica23 got an important birthday thing to attend, alas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195808202389073920

2012-04-27 09:33:27
peteum: @seltengehorte we’ll see how the evening goes, eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195807862734331905

2012-04-27 08:37:45
peteum: @seltengehorte gonna be pimmolated on holy ground tonight. Shit, I should do early um tune “holy fire”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195793846725115904

2012-04-27 08:34:01
peteum: Rotten luck for Simon Scott but I’m very pleased to be playing. I spent a year or two in the Glitch Wars trying to rip Pimmon off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195792906144063489

2012-04-27 08:30:56
peteum: C’mon everybody it’s Pimmon time!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195792131040882689

2012-04-27 08:30:10
peteum: Prepped the goat, now 3hrs a SW in Fulbs before Autism Training somewhere near Littleport, then it’s Pimmon time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195791937893183491

2012-04-26 21:00:53
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: We are very sorry to announce that Simon Scott has had to pull out of tomorrow night’s event due to a family emergency.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195618476197556225

2012-04-26 21:00:49
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Night & Day events this Fri/Sat Unitarian Church, Cambridge: final details and running times now updated at http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195618459084791809

2012-04-26 20:54:00
peteum: RT @FarmerGlitch: Hacker Farm – Yeovil Labour Club / 27th April â€¦. http://t.co/Vd5R8gNB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195616741592809473

2012-04-26 20:40:20
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Thrilled to be playing here: This weekend Kesh and Bad Timing present a Night and a Day of International… http://t.co/8B …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/195613302724894720

2012-04-24 14:53:59
peteum: As soon as we unload table on pavement it becomes part of small child’s game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194801366072442880

2012-04-23 20:46:20
peteum: @deceitfulpie I’m more of a Wedding man but Bobby will Yell at his own funeral.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194527651321483264

2012-04-23 13:27:54
peteum: Junior Senior moment.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194417312751824897

2012-04-23 13:27:04
peteum: RT @PenguinGalaxy: #science140 Einstein on a train, to the conductor: “Excuse me, what time does Cambridge stop at this train?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194417106215911424

2012-04-23 13:24:48
peteum: @Janeyferr I was, you’re just too young to remember.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194416534377086976

2012-04-23 12:29:11
peteum: RT @__SLACKK__: Big up all the animals in the jungle just sitting around watching prey and that

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194402537762328578

2012-04-22 13:17:59
peteum: Look at Clegg’s sad eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194052430391033856

2012-04-22 10:34:14
peteum: Off to church with the Irish/Filipino/African massive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/194011223732387840

2012-04-21 21:40:21
peteum: RT @twigharper: REALITY, LOL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193816469623148544

2012-04-21 19:24:52
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Vague drunken memories of comparing industrial felt accessories with other graphics people last night #doingbeuysli …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193782373316444160

2012-04-21 19:20:51
peteum: RT @quakerpen: MPs can claim up to Â£400 a month for food. Families on as little as Â£7.5k a year to lose free school meals. #fairandsquare

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193781362304618496

2012-04-21 14:20:42
peteum: @aridtrax @zone_styx that’s what I was thinking. Seminal waxing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193705826169520130

2012-04-21 11:09:55
peteum: Jennifer Rush is my lady.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193657813942284289

2012-04-20 16:56:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Exactly, I don’t think I could fully sign up to anything that didn’t have a goat’s head involved.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193382743055409152

2012-04-20 16:55:30
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, my sister gave me a short history of the Q effect on Birmingham at the weekend. Can’t knock social justice, in my view.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193382397088243713

2012-04-20 16:49:09
peteum: @arthurCRS Indeed. In my own household a simple wish to marry philanthropy of the Quakers w/ occultic will-to-power has caused a schism too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193380796579586049

2012-04-20 16:40:25
peteum: @Holy_Mountain That’s probably why he “bumped” into you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193378601243131905

2012-04-20 12:15:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Mind you, it also involved my reanimated corpse lip-synching to Rasputin by Boney M, perhaps less fancifully.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193311807715282944

2012-04-20 12:13:42
peteum: @arthurCRS I did a post about mine once. Definitely involved the lamentations of women.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193311478357573634

2012-04-20 11:53:45
peteum: @arthurCRS Just text me from the station when you are.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193306458543235072

2012-04-20 11:51:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Blowjob?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193305815795515392

2012-04-20 11:49:54
peteum: Predictive text gives me “lawnmowers” instead of “randomness”, appropriately enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193305488060989442

2012-04-20 11:14:16
peteum: There other 6% is equal parts “aw shucks” and Orval.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193296521276563456

2012-04-20 11:13:05
peteum: Little message for parents everywhere there. Dave is basically about 94% music.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193296221941673984

2012-04-20 11:11:08
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: interestingly we both grew up in households where music was forbidden! @marryannehobbs CHARGE YOUR DREAMS http://t.co/rwytYYhn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/193295731606552577

2012-04-19 14:45:34
peteum: Ppl taking a while 2 enter Pete Um’s world cld consider Rhythm method a snip at Â£7.95 http://t.co/p2XJptXD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192987309094866944

2012-04-19 09:05:11
peteum: For the best medicine follow @TheDoctorJoke lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192901648551645184

2012-04-19 08:10:50
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: Good morning. Keep up at the back. The Doctor Joke So Far http://t.co/uk6yoRp3 #thedoctorjoke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192887970309738496

2012-04-19 08:05:39
peteum: @peteum ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192886665776345088

2012-04-19 08:04:52
peteum: @IainChambers ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192886467675160576

2012-04-19 08:02:59
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX somewhere near Smiths Falls, Ontario. East anglian mosquitoes a sorry bunch, just 1 Wire article between ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192885994566066176

2012-04-19 07:58:32
peteum: @peteum ha! This was in my support worker role so the $$$ pain wasn’t mine but honestly the twatty bollocksness of it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192884875618033664

2012-04-18 20:05:35
peteum: @badtimingnights has taken delivery of the cardboard of confusion & is preparing me a ceremonial herbal tea.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192705456173621249

2012-04-18 17:08:27
peteum: @badtimingnights I keep reading that and yr syntax isn’t quite parsing yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192660879769206784

2012-04-18 14:43:38
peteum: @arthurCRS Reality more like Beck’s “Definitely this is the wrong place to be. There’s blood on the futon. There’s a kid drinking fire.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192624435776335873

2012-04-18 14:34:34
peteum: @JudeClarke *hugs* #fridgeversary

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192622152846028800

2012-04-18 14:33:37
peteum: @arthurCRS 3 microdots and a wrap of whizz!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192621911472226307

2012-04-18 14:30:17
peteum: A year to the day of my tenancy, I freecycle my old co-op futon mattress. This must be more significant than it sounds, surely?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192621073701941250

2012-04-18 09:50:34
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX that’s how I saw Staying Alive, with bickering and mossies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192550682715357184

2012-04-18 09:08:08
peteum: Choosing from an eye-watering pisstakey catalogue of pointlessness that is a John Lewis wedding gift list.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192540004386488320

2012-04-17 22:19:37
peteum: @BenTOGM heh. Who was it tho?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192376799592845312

2012-04-17 21:35:15
peteum: @BenTOGM The which? Eh? Etc?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192365633042784256

2012-04-17 18:43:51
peteum: I use “bloke” in the non-gender-specific sense, of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192322498484903936

2012-04-17 18:38:53
peteum: It’s true. He’s funny, that doctor joke bloke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192321249286946816

2012-04-17 18:36:59
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: @peteum You have been quoted, referenced or otherwise inconvenienced in “The Doctor Joke So Far” http://t.co/uk6yoRp3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192320771081781248

2012-04-17 18:32:53
peteum: Had a crap Thai curry with Juniper once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192319738024701952

2012-04-17 18:31:59
peteum: The studio in Calgary clearly filled with gas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192319514225016835

2012-04-17 09:34:57
peteum: Still looking for goodiepal? We found 1 for you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/192184364078071808

2012-04-16 12:49:06
peteum: RT @FrankieMcGinty: It must be awkward being a cyclops called Iain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191870836943224833

2012-04-15 16:24:45
peteum: @neverfadingwood was watching that on eBay. Â£63 as of now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191562719273549825

2012-04-15 16:21:26
peteum: This is the age of the Steven. #boringjourneyshomeetc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191561881436172288

2012-04-14 16:31:25
peteum: Watched benny hill, went to meat/rag market, ate Chinese, bought syd streetwear, mentoes, biltong, Asian cakes, then tea, now gin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191202008093569024

2012-04-14 09:03:51
peteum: Moves like Richards.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/191089374631444480

2012-04-13 11:27:29
peteum: Had a fleeting moment with passing beauty whose face was reacting 2 tube sax busker’s offkey Baker st solo same time same way, then grinned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190763133252542465

2012-04-13 11:14:25
peteum: I hope Jo’s book on post traumatic stress disorder isn’t unsettling the wilbur smith fan next to her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190759842661679104

2012-04-13 11:05:22
peteum: @polytechnic2 look, I’m on holiday, and I’m cutting down!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190757564252815360

2012-04-13 11:00:47
peteum: Profile pic now slightly out of date…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190756413436477440

2012-04-13 10:54:11
peteum: My new Hitler Youth cut combining with age & military jerkin to give me a touch of the Hidden Reverse, I note with alarm. #thighpaulsandra

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190754749656735744

2012-04-13 10:49:43
peteum: @polytechnic2 link being a dick for me here, but I will.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190753627768504320

2012-04-13 10:16:17
peteum: @badtimingnights sister in bourneville innit. Normal house with dog. Relief. Gin. “conversation”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190745213210329088

2012-04-13 10:05:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa bless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190742373825904641

2012-04-13 09:54:59
peteum: Travelling in a V shape to Birmingham, England.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190739852780777472

2012-04-12 21:31:25
peteum: @badtimingnights Thanks for the tip

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190552729431707648

2012-04-12 15:10:57
peteum: @neverfadingwood I can well imagine! *sober face* Beer outlives us all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190456983009234944

2012-04-12 15:08:57
peteum: @spannerpants sorting out some hearing aids, funnily enough

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190456479604686848

2012-04-12 13:45:13
peteum: Addenbrookes is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190435404242096128

2012-04-12 13:25:23
peteum: “Our values as a trust are to be kind, safe and excellent”. These people are fucking freaks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190430414492536834

2012-04-12 12:34:31
peteum: Ah the tragi-comic situation we’re having here to Erasure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190417613233459200

2012-04-12 11:09:46
peteum: Is it boring like this when you go and see the witchdoctor, I wonder?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190396286380412929

2012-04-12 11:07:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood luckily my sister is one of us so we’ll be very wet under her roof, as it were. #prohibitionstyle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190395809181863937

2012-04-12 10:50:35
peteum: Omega 8224 delivered yesterday. It’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190391459415990273

2012-04-12 10:38:22
peteum: Just been informed I’m off to a dry (Quaker) village for a weekend break.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190388382080315393

2012-04-12 10:03:51
peteum: Rowena the hyena.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/190379695571861504

2012-04-11 08:48:11
peteum: I at work btw.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189998267185115136

2012-04-11 08:42:28
peteum: Stop smiling in my grumpy ears tho Zoe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189996828496887808

2012-04-11 08:41:09
peteum: Kinda wish I’d done La Vida Loca.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189996497750851584

2012-04-10 14:58:32
peteum: @arthurCRS ha ha! Excellent. Like the idea of vinyhilists too. It’s probably a thing already I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189729079463911426

2012-04-10 13:34:10
peteum: “vynil record…Status Quo….just supposin”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189707848639451137

2012-04-10 10:44:56
peteum: RT @stevenpoole: When the ancient Greeks invented the Olympics, they were definitely thinking of a giant corporate jamboree that privati …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189665261341769728

2012-04-10 10:43:58
peteum: Thus perhaps seeking to reflect a hipsteroid cachet back onto myself by telling you about it. Fuck my life, fuck the internet, fuck you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189665016302145536

2012-04-10 10:42:18
peteum: I’m now compiling list of minimalists who might have stayed at my aunt’s hotel & ranking them in order of coolness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189664596058050560

2012-04-10 10:35:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood I like that guy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189662883846692865

2012-04-10 10:33:57
peteum: @badtimingnights it’s the way I imply ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189662496620154880

2012-04-10 10:29:27
peteum: True fact tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189661363403100160

2012-04-10 10:28:07
peteum: Phillip Glass stayed at my aunt’s hotel, apparently. Might be of Minimal interest to you, perhaps…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189661029486182400

2012-04-09 15:25:37
peteum: My job is my life. #36mins&counting…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189373510227988480

2012-04-09 14:15:09
peteum: My learning needs matrix is fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189355773724340224

2012-04-09 14:04:55
peteum: Yeah fine, but what if there was a real fire?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189353201630326784

2012-04-09 12:53:37
peteum: TWITTER FIRE DRILL. PROCEED TO ASSEMBLY POINTS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189335254685859840

2012-04-08 15:17:51
peteum: Easter party. Bingo ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/189009168009666561

2012-04-08 09:20:38
peteum: Tenant playing Oasis “Live Forever” on this holy day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188919270615433217

2012-04-08 09:16:40
peteum: I’m not going to church, which is a blessing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188918273012797440

2012-04-08 09:15:42
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Pimmon, Bj Nilsen, John Chantler, Pausal, + many more artists announced for KESH + Bad Timing event on 27th/28th April: h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188918027650215936

2012-04-08 09:11:18
peteum: @HughesRich ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188916918814654465

2012-04-08 08:55:14
peteum: Diary says “Easter party”. Oh Jesus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188912876176670720

2012-04-08 07:42:22
peteum: @ergophizmiz @marthamoopette Aye, she’s a beauty, that one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188894538444705792

2012-04-08 07:41:12
peteum: In the night someone paid for Go-Go’s, which is what they call insects in Africa, and another ordered a Locust. #plagued

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188894245132840961

2012-04-08 07:36:55
peteum: In addition, I’m on a 10-6. Piss up a pope. Oh my Lord, I might even be sent to Catholic church too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188893170594091008

2012-04-08 07:34:56
peteum: Irredeemable booze blood of the saviour splashing on the stainless steel. In your heathen pisshead face Pete Um!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188892670662418432

2012-04-08 07:32:09
peteum: Was halfway to a joke about the crucifixition while clearing up & didn’t realize the bottle still had wine in it. Instant purgatory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188891970834407424

2012-04-07 21:27:21
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I think He would always be finding fault round here, to be honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188739764457963520

2012-04-07 19:58:37
peteum: Think we’re going to watch The Hotel…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188717435732496384

2012-04-07 19:57:11
peteum: Did a bit of Um, like you do. Went to some supermarkets. Bit overrated, if you ask me. Sent unanswered texts to ex. Dl’d noise side projects

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188717074913308673

2012-04-07 19:49:06
peteum: Today I’ve achieved a massive lot of little I must say. Fryup, posted Mocky & this year’s deferment form to Glasgow, created an event…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188715038830374912

2012-04-07 19:44:17
peteum: If you drink red wine & listen to Paul Simon’s first LP you can just about convince yourself that it’s a normal Sunday #workingtomorrowinnit

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188713826961727490

2012-04-07 12:01:01
peteum: @real_dubversion Ha, yeah I heard that. Toksvig: “Jeremy stop because I’m going to die.” Very good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188597244130373632

2012-04-06 23:40:41
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: if you’re going to use your face, make it a clockface. http://t.co/wWs9HnF9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188410933222195201

2012-04-06 23:08:40
peteum: @ProUnit Is it good is it? Not seen it but I quite like Aguirre’s schtickiness, I think…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188402874701713409

2012-04-06 16:03:04
peteum: Time for my things.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188295768380145664

2012-04-06 15:36:30
peteum: RT @arlenephillips: A big shout out to all the carers working over this #Easter break.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/188289082449870848

2012-04-05 17:18:36
peteum: @directoryofbunk @DJ_Ohmygod Undulating & oblivious, dripping blood and pubes, that’s how I roll. Plus my bike is grindingly awkward innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187952388840235008

2012-04-05 10:30:57
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod well, you don’t get this red carpet treatment from The Shins or whoever…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187849801671524352

2012-04-05 10:18:11
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod my apologies if yr free gifts originate at source. A pube sounds worryingly possible, but blood somewhat less likely?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187846590847909888

2012-04-05 10:15:32
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod too much love?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187845920904331264

2012-04-05 09:47:54
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod it’s all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187838967893344256

2012-04-05 09:47:26
peteum: RT @DJ_Ohmygod: Just noticed my @peteum 10″ has what looks like blood and pubes stuck to it #urgh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187838850989703168

2012-04-04 21:20:18
peteum: …he impishly observed that the Country Park might be a nice place to visit in such glorious weather.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187650830218952705

2012-04-04 21:18:07
peteum: As he dropped us off in Cambridge & the sun broke through the clouds in contrast to sodden Milton from whence we came in our wetness…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187650280903540736

2012-04-04 21:12:39
peteum: …he pointed out that Norway participated with other UN forces in international missions such as Afghanistan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187648901166280704

2012-04-04 21:10:30
peteum: He also answered questions about Norway’s economy and its social make-up, & despite an overall pride in his land of origin…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187648363401977856

2012-04-04 21:07:17
peteum: In addition to describing the charms of the Norwegian winter he provided a potted history since independance from Denmark in 1814…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187647550571032576

2012-04-04 21:04:45
peteum: Finished the bed. Oh yeah, that taxi bloke from earlier, he was great…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187646915238825986

2012-04-04 16:14:13
peteum: Some individual parts appear to be broken. Did I mention that I’m not drinking at the moment?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187573799452016641

2012-04-04 16:13:11
peteum: Against probabililty it did go in before all of us had to leave for work, & now lies in pieces all around me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187573538004287488

2012-04-04 16:10:24
peteum: Today four of us tried to get a large, heavy wooden double bed from a van into the upstairs of a 2nd floor flat in 20 minutes. No dice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187572838641827840

2012-04-04 12:48:55
peteum: Cold & wet in taxi back from Milton as Norwegian driver gives ravishing description of moonlight on snow back home.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187522133918887937

2012-04-03 20:35:04
peteum: Grist Archive 3-4-12 http://t.co/DrOsKpwc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187277057091313664

2012-04-03 08:28:34
peteum: RT @mitdasein: Schadenfreude is easy. Taking delight in your own misfortune is a real man’s game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/187094228755685376

2012-04-01 17:01:15
peteum: “Like Uncle like Nephew.” “Like Nazi like FOOL.” “I bet he’s going to post that on Twitter now,”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186498473200324608

2012-04-01 16:43:18
peteum: Destructed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186493954320105472

2012-04-01 15:10:19
peteum: Not sure I should be on a social network today…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186470556814684161

2012-04-01 15:08:55
peteum: That was to @arthurCRS. Shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186470202337271808

2012-04-01 15:07:39
peteum: Now I’m picturing one with huge boobs, affronted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186469883784077312

2012-04-01 15:04:23
peteum: @jonnymugwump o-to-tha-triple-M!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186469061394305026

2012-04-01 15:02:55
peteum: Bringing tea to bedside: “you’re lucky you’ve got a mouse. You could be alone in a bedsit.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186468693201530880

2012-04-01 14:58:21
peteum: Weird g/f to old, coming-down man: “would you still love me if I was a cyclops?” Sentience puddles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186467545635753985

2012-03-31 18:45:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: tonight http://t.co/E53wfxGW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186162361101594624

2012-03-31 12:25:05
peteum: @MeryllHardt Party Hardty! I wish I was too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/186066584262021120

2012-03-30 16:19:41
peteum: Wrongbow ‘n’ Bob.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185763236849795073

2012-03-30 15:36:44
peteum: Playing the lovely ex’s birthday bash tomorrow. Choosing records carefully.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185752426236755971

2012-03-30 13:17:36
peteum: @pawboy2 He doesn’t. Bought all my Bohannon blind, but always reliably funky, without boringness. Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185717412824481792

2012-03-30 10:19:41
peteum: @zone_styx damn you @arthurCRS, you dick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185672638994194433

2012-03-30 10:18:42
peteum: @zone_styx sick to death of it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185672391396036608

2012-03-30 08:04:58
peteum: Following Jo’s reference to a “Richard Branston”, the business magnate is henceforth known as Dickie Pickles round here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185638736107810816

2012-03-29 21:05:15
peteum: @_blancmange_ @arthurCRS Aw, you definitely do. I’m tellin’ ya!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185472714847428608

2012-03-29 17:27:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Didn’t get my usual soaraway today, no, but that’s interesting. Govt definitely doing that death-spiral thing, I fkng hope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185417838293553152

2012-03-29 17:23:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Actually I typed that and realized I’d played myself w/ omission. It was… Django Django, but I just needed to KNOW 4 a REASON!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185417006877642752

2012-03-29 17:21:40
peteum: Cameron & Co could fall upon a pasty or whatever. I dunno…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185416447537856513

2012-03-29 17:19:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Blancmange rock and you know it fool.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185415891725459456

2012-03-29 17:18:52
peteum: Oh yeah, re. my dumb point about pasties earlier – was meant to accompany glib observation about politics in UK, we wring hands abt NHS, but

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185415740495626241

2012-03-29 17:13:35
peteum: Had to ask a young man what song was playing in HMV today. Horrible, horrible situation.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185414414177013760

2012-03-29 10:27:27
peteum: 500 peope outside Westminster chanting “pasty” in exaggeratedly posh voices might bring down the government.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185312205477122049

2012-03-28 15:34:22
peteum: @ekolad How many times do you want to support the blue aeroplanes though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185027056130732032

2012-03-28 15:31:44
peteum: @ekolad I supported the fucking blue fucking aeroplanes once. Mind you, I’ve supported most people once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/185026392755408896

2012-03-28 11:51:04
peteum: RT @zone_styx: @peteum very true. you get the punchline. then the set-up. *then* you find out exactly how many orphanages Osborne has cl …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184970859688116224

2012-03-28 11:43:41
peteum: Twitter is good for breaking news except that often you read about it backwards, and through jokes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184969001003266048

2012-03-26 21:32:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You poetic zen fucker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184392514457976832

2012-03-25 21:37:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX DEATH TO FALSE DEATH METAL. LONG LIVE CHUCK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184031307662237698

2012-03-25 21:29:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Whatever happened to him?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/184029160627384320

2012-03-25 12:59:25
peteum: Can anyone fix decks? I don’t have Google on my compuetr lolx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900897166901248

2012-03-25 12:58:16
peteum: @badtimingnights That’s true. Perhaps I should look in that Technics manual to see if it says anything about changing fuses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900609718652929

2012-03-25 12:56:34
peteum: Facebook, O funnel of superficial dumbness comms lol X X X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183900182713352192

2012-03-25 12:53:31
peteum: @badtimingnights Parties? Who are we kidding…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183899413805150208

2012-03-25 12:52:22
peteum: I’m actually keeping some receipts from Roll On Tapes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183899123303448576

2012-03-25 12:51:07
peteum: It amuses me that I have the paperwork for that time I walked to Richer Sounds to pay Â£1.19 for a MiniDisc in 2001.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183898808864870402

2012-03-25 12:43:06
peteum: Also chucking manuals for equipment I no longer own. Seems sensible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183896793724104704

2012-03-25 12:41:42
peteum: A few weeks ago I threw out hundreds of CDs of Napster/Audiogalaxy MP3 to wav audio I never listened to, today the receipts for the CD-Rs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183896437938065408

2012-03-25 12:38:43
peteum: Listening to Steve Hillage’s “Open”, taking photos of old receipts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183895687350591488

2012-03-24 15:58:59
peteum: I’m going to frame a picture of Theresa May which I can use in Rab C salutation for mah pre-loading.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183583701815394304

2012-03-24 15:54:36
peteum: And the idea that May gets hoisted above the parapet just to deflect NHS wobbles about granny tax is driving me drinkwards fast.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183582597287378946

2012-03-24 15:51:37
peteum: And another thing, people pre-load because booze is expensive you cretins.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183581845395488768

2012-03-23 20:24:30
peteum: “Studies have shown…” Fuck off Theresa, you witch-faced dick.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183288129971699712

2012-03-23 20:21:26
peteum: Cos that’s the only way these cunts can relate to stuff. If the UK is TV or twatted mongitude, it must be cos the booze is too cheap!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183287360644055041

2012-03-23 20:18:30
peteum: Karl fucking Marx, who has been accused of over-emphasising the importance of economic relations btwn people, must be pissing himself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183286623465766912

2012-03-23 20:15:35
peteum: “Who’s Franz Kafka?” Person in 50s. Not about knowing who he is is per se, but maybe just thinking you might oughta, perhaps?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183285888397225984

2012-03-23 20:13:27
peteum: My pal in mental health, in meeting the other day, alludes to Franz Kafka w/ regards to situ of professional injustice to MANAGER TYPE…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183285351048155137

2012-03-23 20:06:54
peteum: Still angry about May since my R4 hate session earlier today. This booze stuff doesn’t push buttons just drops the actual bomb on me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183283701776515072

2012-03-23 20:03:21
peteum: One thing about going abroad is the booze is cheap and no-one behaves like a dickhead, so, uh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183282808683368450

2012-03-23 13:23:38
peteum: @johnedenuk How sweet. I think he might be pissed off with me cos of http://t.co/tB5EQdNN para 3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183182214891188224

2012-03-23 10:59:43
peteum: @NOCHEXXX taurean self-parodic dream idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183145998275723264

2012-03-23 09:57:23
peteum: @aridtrax good country.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183130312480534528

2012-03-23 08:26:40
peteum: Theresa May soul disease.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/183107484100202496

2012-03-22 19:38:05
peteum: Yes I’d like to fuck McCutcheon in some yoghurt, what of it? Stupid adverts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182914062387130368

2012-03-22 19:36:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX That’s what I thought Dave was going to say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182913609972719617

2012-03-22 18:20:00
peteum: @tapebox http://t.co/ulJXcxnX Please, I’m trying to watch porn here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182894413817712641

2012-03-22 18:17:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Ha ha hipster Bender box bait!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182893817245073408

2012-03-22 17:24:58
peteum: @arthurCRS In the kingdom of the politically hoodwinked, the red-eyed man is jibbering prophet of hidden patterns of threat , or somesuch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182880563584188416

2012-03-22 16:39:08
peteum: @arthurCRS This is what I actually believe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182869027297837056

2012-03-22 16:18:41
peteum: Madeline Bell song I’m listening to about taking care of the Little Ones not really fitting with the 3 buggers playing Call Of Duty upstairs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182863882673602561

2012-03-22 14:57:55
peteum: RT @MargoJMilne: How yesterdays Budget will help those with disabilities… http://t.co/cSwJrf6F via @Able2UK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182843556132687873

2012-03-22 08:25:02
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Hold tight luke curtis i found your bus pass in a taxi to get it back contact 02079871100

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182744684886622208

2012-03-21 22:23:17
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just noticed yr Discogs labours of the cataloguing of me merz. A clarity of sorts looms… ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182593248513101824

2012-03-21 21:55:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz Do you know thees? http://t.co/rK2qFEnk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182586269740699648

2012-03-21 14:55:32
peteum: You can see the pain in these guys knees…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182480566921338880

2012-03-21 14:50:09
peteum: strained politeness of delayed when-the-fuck phone enquiry leading to inevitable “oh I can see the van now”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182479215520776192

2012-03-21 14:17:32
peteum: @JudeClarke Not even trying to struggle, baby

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182471003845312512

2012-03-21 14:15:38
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s funny how quickly you can go from “please don’t get there before 1PM” to “where the fuck are you cunts it’s 2.14?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182470528529989633

2012-03-21 14:09:08
peteum: Hold tight everybody resisting the urge to tweet about waiting in for something, in my case carpet-layers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182468892034207744

2012-03-21 09:59:20
peteum: Sure enough, I get to work to discover I am to be assembling a flat-pack bed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182406028372094976

2012-03-21 09:58:02
peteum: Strange essence of my past filtering into today, & I wonder if some grim calamity is to befall me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182405700079730689

2012-03-21 09:03:31
peteum: Don’t worry about the NHS aspirin cures cancer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182391979060117504

2012-03-21 08:47:25
peteum: Disembodied radio voice downstairs giving out reasons to be cheerful. Mention of “jubilee” and “olympics”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182387930004856833

2012-03-21 08:43:51
peteum: @SimonSwears is a fuck-faced arse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182387030091763713

2012-03-20 11:52:58
peteum: Can’t make TR 505 & Logic 5.5.1 work together. Depthless shame & frustration.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/182072234473562112

2012-03-19 23:56:35
peteum: I stumble in, drunkenly satisfied w/ stuff, waking the mouse who asks what was good about tonight. “Coherence?”, she suggests. #pisstaker

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181891950524366848

2012-03-19 21:46:01
peteum: Not that many down labour club but everybody else missing out y’all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181859092984373251

2012-03-19 18:49:39
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Heading down Mill Road to Romsey Labour Club later for The Doozer (trio), C Joynes, films and cassette DJs, Â£4.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181814710507810816

2012-03-19 16:05:53
peteum: @_felixmartin If these people had any fucking culture they’d surely realise how insane that is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181773495867416578

2012-03-19 14:12:27
peteum: @_felixmartin I hope you are out of the sight of that shithound asap dude!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181744951414095873

2012-03-19 10:31:54
peteum: @HughesRich aye.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181689446943555584

2012-03-19 10:28:13
peteum: @OhLookBirdies It’s as though I think I’m a magical man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181688519226441728

2012-03-18 20:08:58
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa my don’s official line on parsnips: “I don’t like parsnips, I don’t like turnips. I don’t like any of the ‘nips.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181472282043101184

2012-03-18 20:02:08
peteum: Parsnips mucking me about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181470562948890626

2012-03-18 12:15:37
peteum: Crap heckles in an unfull Portland, an echo chamber of Why Bother? Possibly my favourite gig of theirs. 10 years after, too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181353159195762688

2012-03-18 12:11:02
peteum: Magnificent desperation more like, perhaps. Just the Chap chaps, no ladies. Stripped raw heavy pop polite anguish, hellishly tight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181352008761090049

2012-03-18 12:07:05
peteum: Thought the Chap were a kind of desperate magnificence last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181351012253188096

2012-03-18 12:05:54
peteum: I have African Horse Sickness, and half an hour to kill before Bobby arrives to drive us to The Queen’s Head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181350715116097536

2012-03-17 19:06:14
peteum: @directoryofbunk oh yeah, them ‘phones?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181094106674630656

2012-03-17 18:47:00
peteum: Before the Chap I have to go to Frankie and Bennys, for the sake of fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181089268549156864

2012-03-17 18:42:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood *the Polish drinking words uttered*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181088121184718848

2012-03-17 18:35:38
peteum: Just getting ready to go out kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181086408788811778

2012-03-17 18:34:56
peteum: Just did a pretty reasonable Paul Mason impression, alone in my flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181086229100625921

2012-03-17 18:33:09
peteum: RT @chapmusic: tonight we’re at Portland Arms in Cambridge, where we played our first ever gig in full line-up – 10 years ago! that’s wh …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/181085782163984384

2012-03-16 21:52:56
peteum: …which was nice. Oh yeah, & The Chap included some me in a mix http://t.co/pWTloTHd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180773670044704769

2012-03-16 21:51:16
peteum: I get ID’d in Sainsburys, notice specialist has referred to me as “very pleasant chap” in docs notes & @DeathGripz start following me… #??

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180773251105046529

2012-03-16 18:35:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: When that kid pointed out that the king was naked, the Democrats laughed and the Republicans stoned the kid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180723872436465666

2012-03-16 16:46:39
peteum: Teen drinkers: don’t bother trying Sainsburys, even if you have disguised yourself as nearly 42yr old buying salmon, rocket, condensed milk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180696591085223938

2012-03-16 15:47:47
peteum: @leearizuno @chapmusic Idly reading your thing I discover I’m in the mix. The most surprised kind of happiness! Thanks! See you Sat!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180681778032414720

2012-03-15 18:54:03
peteum: That is what I’m consuming, but that’s actually the way @NOCHEXXX ’s brain really works.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180366266748502016

2012-03-15 18:52:54
peteum: Mmm… cider, anchovy fillets wrapped round pickled onions, and Rick James. Perfect combination.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180365978578857984

2012-03-15 14:50:59
peteum: *Makes weird Chinese bat-grip gesture* @arthurCRS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180305094728876032

2012-03-15 14:41:46
peteum: @arthurCRS I was average at 9-13yrs. Not been tested much lately.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180302775211659264

2012-03-15 13:24:32
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: @stephenfry As a fellow alumnus of Cambridge, I hope you’ll speak out about this injustice http://t.co/Wn4OfvRX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180283342061699072

2012-03-15 13:21:30
peteum: @arthurCRS This WILL happen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180282575254859776

2012-03-15 13:12:34
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Non-BT: Mon 19th The Doozer Euro tour starts at Romsey Labour Club, Mill Rd, CB w/ C Joynes, LM films/cassette DJs. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180280329569959937

2012-03-15 11:48:40
peteum: @orfy Excellent! I have not abased myself in vain then. Thanks man. Let me know how you get on with it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180259214353113088

2012-03-15 11:46:53
peteum: RT @orfy: @peteum succumbed to the UmBusiness late-night marketing barrage. My 10″ is in the post!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180258765445136385

2012-03-15 10:51:43
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/XUP4kY6G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180244882676391936

2012-03-15 10:47:56
peteum: @ekolad *blank, staring, stupid face* He didn’t rip off your stash too, did he?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180243928967151616

2012-03-15 10:45:25
peteum: @badtimingnights Perhaps it’s more of a likelihood than I had imagined, in my naive expectations about Cambridge cultural life…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180243295295901696

2012-03-15 10:42:42
peteum: @Laica23 What’s the emoticon for a crushed soul again?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180242615072063488

2012-03-15 10:21:20
peteum: @badtimingnights Upon doing so, I found the result ironically amusing etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180237236716060672

2012-03-15 10:20:12
peteum: @badtimingnights I had to use a popular search engine to discover where the performance would take place…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180236950031179776

2012-03-15 10:12:48
peteum: I’m gonna go Chap this Sat. Anyone else?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180235087399493632

2012-03-15 10:12:04
peteum: RT @chapmusic: we’re back on the road. tonight: winchester; tomorrow: london; saturday:cambridge; then france and germany

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180234905085689856

2012-03-14 22:24:17
peteum: @ekolad I must say, your unpretentious old style of farting has been something of an inspiration to me, jokes aside!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180056786232033280

2012-03-14 21:51:17
peteum: Oh. Thanks a lot @ekolad!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180048481493319680

2012-03-14 21:26:06
peteum: Thanksalot to @normanrecords @NOCHEXXX @neverfadingwood @johnedenuk @polytechnic2 @bunnyhausen

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180042142452940801

2012-03-14 21:23:31
peteum: RT @bunnyhausen: doubly recommended! RT: @ekolad recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041493141127168

2012-03-14 21:23:23
peteum: RT @ekolad: recommended! RT: @peteum The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/TddOPgHB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041460425568256

2012-03-14 21:21:51
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: You should all get this. It’s a beautiful record. RT @peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180041074356658177

2012-03-14 21:20:32
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: How many beats would a Pete retweet if a Pete could retweet beats?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040740439719936

2012-03-14 21:20:02
peteum: This is purely to HUSTLE and SHIFT UNITS, nothing to do with ego. I loathe myself. Record is fantastic tho, see endorsements to follow…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040615097147392

2012-03-14 21:17:44
peteum: Gonna reheat some tweets about my record now, like I’m wearing a FUCK THE NHS T-shirt, saluting a George Osborne poster

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/180040038745251840

2012-03-14 17:58:48
peteum: RT @HPS_Vanessa: Gross & disproportionate. Cambridge Uni officials responsible should be ashamed of themselves http://t.co/xKWVLrGM …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179989973758513152

2012-03-14 14:31:37
peteum: The good people at Norman Records are now stocking this. http://t.co/0Rf27NcM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179937832893300736

2012-03-13 21:35:11
peteum: Pete Um endorses vinyl stickers from @awesomemerch cos they’re reasonable, nice to deal with & quick about it. Nice one Awesome.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179682038847258624

2012-03-13 15:18:43
peteum: @spannerpants Was there a breaking point? That’s a shit joke. OK, hoping to come Brumside on the 13th, i think. Yet to book train tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179587301716926466

2012-03-13 08:44:31
peteum: @real_dubversion …or oversee, I should say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179488097535406080

2012-03-13 08:43:48
peteum: @real_dubversion …which Comrade Fearne will take.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179487916450529280

2012-03-13 08:43:17
peteum: @real_dubversion I’m sensing a less-than-total commitment to the cause Comrade. I’ll put your name down for a Re-education Session.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179487785059758080

2012-03-13 08:26:13
peteum: @real_dubversion there would be a period of transition involving continued Kooks et al, followed by my own GLORIOUS CULTURAL AGENDA.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179483488779644929

2012-03-13 08:07:08
peteum: @real_dubversion Fearne Cotton must be radicalized, as i have suggested before. She represents soft spot in shell of propaganda machine

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179478687631147008

2012-03-12 14:22:46
peteum: RT @Keshhhhhh: Kesh + @badtimingnights Presents @Pimmon + Simon Scott + Grief Athletes *27.04.12 at The Unitarian Church in Cambridge h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179210833384046592

2012-03-12 12:52:31
peteum: Rat infestations, big mouthy self-wounds, psychiatrists and omelettes. Only 7 hours to go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179188118681944065

2012-03-12 08:17:14
peteum: Unlike my colleagues, I rarely do long-ass shifts. Today however, I will. Any Twitter-heckling a welcome distraction.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179118842340065281

2012-03-12 08:12:26
peteum: RT @pawboy2: @pawboy2 “Are the lovely African people on next?” “No it’s the lovely solo girl on her guitar, whispering about house price …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/179117635978543104

2012-03-11 16:00:53
peteum: Now falling asleep reading about risk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178873135788064770

2012-03-11 16:00:20
peteum: Grosst dinner as per.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178872996608487424

2012-03-10 20:52:09
peteum: @ergophizmiz but, how?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178584047700819968

2012-03-10 19:42:28
peteum: @monktonwylde @ergophizmiz A music film for people who don’t like music is pretty much custom-designed torture for me, as it goes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178566509805842433

2012-03-10 19:40:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz In fact, avoiding The Commitments has required a certain kind of steely resolve, an inner strength etc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178566012185231360

2012-03-10 19:35:46
peteum: @ergophizmiz because of this, I have never seen The Commitments.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564826510016513

2012-03-10 19:35:25
peteum: @ergophizmiz it would crop up about 1 in 15 & somewhere I have written rants from back in the day about the phenomenon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564735980154880

2012-03-10 19:34:08
peteum: @ergophizmiz when I did the demo reviews for small local venue in the 90s a version of Sally used to be immediate red card kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178564414528692224

2012-03-10 18:38:19
peteum: @ergophizmiz ah bless your benevolent ears sir. I was watching the fancy feet at the other end last night. Really fancy really!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178550369180319744

2012-03-09 19:24:35
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Ergo Phizmiz dances to Chicago Juke vs Pitman’s Gramophone Course of Typewriter Keyboard Instruction http://t.co/J2bPZL …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178199621804367872

2012-03-09 15:15:22
peteum: @skinnermike I bet if you stick around someone will request Dry Your Eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178136905332948994

2012-03-09 14:41:24
peteum: @Pickledjhon bobby has many talents I don’t, is the funniest person I know, but can’t do plans whatsoever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178128357333016576

2012-03-09 13:36:27
peteum: @mrpimlico @somedisco What other line is there? That’s how London is organised in my mind, according to cost & availability of Dragon Stout.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178112013350862850

2012-03-09 10:52:04
peteum: @bloodrainbow keep your Newspeak chum. Shilling for The Man is what I call it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178070643605127168

2012-03-09 09:12:48
peteum: Goddamn born-in-the-80s motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about anything…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045662271778817

2012-03-09 09:11:47
peteum: “Could do Nigga, could do… I’ll get black to ya…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045406360518656

2012-03-09 09:10:57
peteum: Yeah that thing about my brother I never finished. I send him a text trying to pin him down abt Friday or Sat & get following reply:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178045196561416192

2012-03-09 09:03:10
peteum: @bloodrainbow saw you yesterday, selling the candy-tech to some boomer babe. We were served by Daniel higgs, I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178043236978393088

2012-03-09 09:00:21
peteum: Dreamt I signed up for a new social networking thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/178042528141029376

2012-03-08 22:29:04
peteum: RT @therealjuicyj: Um jus rappin mane dnt get sensitive

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177883663608971264

2012-03-08 21:45:43
peteum: I never finished that thing about Bobby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177872750977892353

2012-03-08 20:06:35
peteum: Latent function is something to do with me planning personal pissuppery, but yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177847806445367296

2012-03-08 20:05:27
peteum: I ask about his avuncular availability, specifically Fri/Sat, i.e lip-service to responsibilities to Nephew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177847520301563904

2012-03-08 20:02:36
peteum: Can the enigma that is my brother be understood through his text messages? Probably not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177846803209781248

2012-03-08 20:00:35
peteum: Sir Alex sounding a bit pissed there, or is it me?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177846294461693952

2012-03-08 11:06:51
peteum: RT @real_dubversion: Tune Of The Day 9.01 Jim O’Rourke – Women of The World http://t.co/mbfWXs7h O’Rourke sings Ivor Cutler for all the …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177711974329745408

2012-03-07 09:15:28
peteum: Grist Archive 7-3-12 http://t.co/DRUsAv8M

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177321555762753536

2012-03-06 22:17:58
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Damn you Nochexxx, mutters Kirby, grimly clutching a glass of amber fluid as he waits to pounce at auction.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/177156094274187265

2012-03-05 14:50:55
peteum: @johnedenuk ah, I must ask you about that/buy woofah 5 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176681199706705922

2012-03-05 14:13:30
peteum: Carlton Killawatt Valley has turned up at my Ex’s, whoops. My eBay habit used to annoy her a bit, understandably.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176671784924495872

2012-03-05 14:11:04
peteum: Bad Brains to Broek in Boxtel, Timex Social Club to Lazarus in London, Macka B & The Senseless things to Sesimbra, Harold Melvin to Belgium.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176671170123411456

2012-03-04 10:09:26
peteum: Today at Kettles Yard. http://t.co/lnr2p3il

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176247974484123648

2012-03-04 07:28:16
peteum: @fritzbogott bongo feet to the liquor store. That’s genius. I must remember to steal that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176207416306827264

2012-03-04 07:20:36
peteum: RT @brokenbottleboy: I haven’t cared about a piece of writing as much as this for a long time â€“ The Coming Dystopia: Privatising The Pol …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176205486272692224

2012-03-03 22:49:34
peteum: RT @Ypsmael: Akystret, tomorrow’s set at ‘Hidden Channels: Local Contemporary Music-Makers’, will be a clouded audio build-up… http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176076881924325376

2012-03-03 18:09:56
peteum: Today is weird. The maisonette feels all domestic. I sense a disturbance in The Force.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/176006507928879104

2012-03-03 10:01:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my 777 is pickup only. Bring the 800 notes and some records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175883463130492928

2012-03-02 19:51:04
peteum: @aridtrax I bet this never happened to the Golden Ones of which Oakey spoke…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175669571926228992

2012-03-02 19:40:32
peteum: …& cos he knew who I was he had added copy of his own music to the package! Hope it turns up as I am very charmed by this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175666921889464320

2012-03-02 19:36:25
peteum: Ha, I tersely enquire as to whereabouts of offensive content vinyl in message to the eBay seller, who informs me it was posted after sale…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175665885170765824

2012-03-02 18:21:26
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Hidden music and open submissions. Hidden Channels, 10 years of DIY experimental music & sound at @kettlesyard Sun …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175647016385384449

2012-03-02 18:17:06
peteum: In related news I am playing at Kettles Yard on Sunday, where I was hoping to PLAY BACK A FUCKING TAPE!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175645924826157056

2012-03-02 18:13:31
peteum: Finally it becomes apparent that I’ve recorded only one channel of everything, & have to begin again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175645023126290432

2012-03-02 18:11:34
peteum: @arthurCRS ‘ang on, I haven’t finished my rant yet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175644534351466498

2012-03-02 18:00:40
peteum: Aeons of adaptor-wrestling & lead questing in boxes later I approximate analogue solution, & record 7 tracks to original Um Sony MZ-R37.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175641787770216448

2012-03-02 17:57:16
peteum: Then the fucking Midiman digital converter seemingly just burns the fuck out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640933939941376

2012-03-02 17:56:24
peteum: 1st MD player can’t decide whether it wants to record digital signal or not. LED flashing between modes like a bad trip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640714103881728

2012-03-02 17:54:28
peteum: Equipment is FUCKING ME AROUND in proper VOODOO MODE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175640228348964864

2012-03-02 14:00:48
peteum: @badtimingnights *salutes*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175581424664051712

2012-03-02 14:00:08
peteum: @awesomemerch Nice one Jhon yeah it’s all go. Just got to make the vinyl now! Thanks again for all the friendly efficiency & Cosgrove can-do

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175581257630101504

2012-03-02 13:58:00
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Well that sounds good! I can send to an address in London or whatever. I’ll DM my email address if that helps…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580721384132608

2012-03-02 13:56:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’ve got it coming out of my ass.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580236501618689

2012-03-02 13:55:15
peteum: @ekolad I’d like to see this as a video.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175580027474296833

2012-03-02 11:24:23
peteum: @spannerpants can I have the drum kit? #joke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175542059510411264

2012-03-02 09:10:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That’s Â£350 per Meta Deejay fool! Let’s go!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175508440637124608

2012-03-01 21:49:42
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: New site: Hidden Channels events @kettlesyard New Music. 10 years of DIY, experimental music and sound, Sun 4 Mar h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175337041448550400

2012-03-01 21:49:28
peteum: @NOCHEXXX How much would you like?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175336982300463104

2012-03-01 19:07:27
peteum: Em-to-the-mer-to-the-motherfucking-dale, losers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175296206480744448

2012-03-01 15:55:09
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12_(2) http://t.co/rsoO7QcV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175247813763018752

2012-03-01 13:50:35
peteum: Watching Freakin’ American Morons, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175216465845305344

2012-03-01 11:42:46
peteum: Grist Archive 1-3-12 http://t.co/naY5YFG9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175184298868084736

2012-03-01 10:35:04
peteum: New-ish old Zomes I said I wouldn’t buy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175167261059977216

2012-03-01 10:34:25
peteum: @arthurCRS I did maths for no reason once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175167100514598912

2012-03-01 10:32:40
peteum: @badtimingnights Soon all promoters will self-consciously rock the “non-promoter look”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175166659999432704

2012-03-01 09:39:21
peteum: @arthurCRS Interestingly, Syd missed his first day of school ever, due to us getting date wrong. MEGA DUH!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175153242244780032

2012-03-01 09:37:51
peteum: @arthurCRS I didn’t forget, I didn’t KNOW. 2 households/1 bit of paper syndrome. Altho I shld have guessed from recent @ergophizmiz tweets

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175152863394271233

2012-03-01 09:35:19
peteum: @micheleidesmith In an interesting reversal, I watched son’s retreating form w/ parental fondness & then swivelled to face giant bird-girl!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175152225679716353

2012-03-01 09:33:03
peteum: Still, today, briefly, I have 400 follower-bots again. #drunkwithpower

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175151654545539073

2012-03-01 09:30:35
peteum: The special shame that comes from seeing one’s offspring head into school in urban sportswear amidst kids dressed as characters from books.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175151036212854784

2012-03-01 08:19:20
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That happened to me a while ago. Proper nostalgic mainline dog-reaction!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175133103268966400

2012-03-01 08:17:36
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: alright, just heard a cassette tone!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175132668135084032

2012-03-01 08:16:35
peteum: @badtimingnights @Laica23 @NOCHEXXX Accumulation of small excuses means NO. Please live tweet the event

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/175132412060237824

2012-02-29 18:37:14
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: Makin a crackin kids book about the food cycle. Can anyone help us raise the last few quid? Hours to go! http://t.co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174926215394770944

2012-02-29 18:35:58
peteum: Lol at me, Doozer & the MFU randomly in Resale earlier. “Where’s Dave?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174925897432965123

2012-02-29 15:34:52
peteum: Grist Archive 29-2-12 http://t.co/bWRRBUpE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174880319982419968

2012-02-29 08:56:18
peteum: @badtimingnights depends, eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174780020663926784

2012-02-28 22:12:17
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan I can do what I can & will cut deal if poss but some stuff I don’t have. You after vinyl specifically? Lots of CD-R action!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174617945509601280

2012-02-28 22:07:51
peteum: @normanrecords You know the Mike in the Dr Seuss book? That’s how I’m picturing him. Big, useful hairy-ass fucker reviewing away like mad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174616833482162176

2012-02-28 21:36:03
peteum: @normanrecords Oh, thanks to your Mike too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174608830691426305

2012-02-28 21:27:47
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan Not sure if the good chaps @normanrecords can get that shit from Leeds to London in a 3 day window but shout me if not!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174606748764745728

2012-02-28 19:22:02
peteum: @MaxTundra I’d like to hear that groovy juvenilia dude. I’m not particularly retro-nerdish but played nuff Felix & The Factory at my mates!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174575104368443392

2012-02-28 19:18:44
peteum: @normanrecords Thankyou Norman!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174574269987172352

2012-02-28 19:18:19
peteum: RT @normanrecords: New 10″ @peteum offers up 17(!) songs of weird experimental DIY electro/acoustic “pop”. My brain hurts. http://t.co/b …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174574166916337666

2012-02-28 17:27:22
peteum: @normanrecords Any Pete Um gear in the shop at the moment?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174546245312987137

2012-02-28 14:40:47
peteum: Good interview with The Rebel here: http://t.co/ZFnjJvmH

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/174504323903012864

2012-02-26 11:34:32
peteum: @MarthaMoopette @ergophizmiz Did he say “Mama” at the end?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173732676501635072

2012-02-26 11:20:23
peteum: I was late to Grime: http://t.co/JKoRmwG4 but my son is absolutely caning Boy In Da Corner in 2012.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173729115801784320

2012-02-26 09:24:46
peteum: I have finished American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips, written in 2006. Apparently America is corrupt & insane & at risk of fiscal crisis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173700018837012481

2012-02-25 11:20:31
peteum: @derekwalmsley A Dub Experience, big bright playful cartoon dub painting. Good for testing yr setup!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173366759976468483

2012-02-25 09:21:17
peteum: @NOCHEXXX how is it sounding?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173336754525454336

2012-02-24 21:35:42
peteum: Poundland, next door, still open for business it would seem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173159190267830272

2012-02-24 21:34:46
peteum: I see that Utopia is holding a closing down sale.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173158953704894465

2012-02-24 15:56:21
peteum: @bloodrainbow OK man, thanks for yr speedy assistance big guy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173073790434156545

2012-02-24 15:52:51
peteum: @bloodrainbow Thanks dude. If I Amazon some generic thing that’ll be a bit easier on the purse tho right? Impatient tho he is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173072906690117632

2012-02-24 15:46:38
peteum: @bloodrainbow Uh, have son with iPhone needs charger. Are they like a thousand pounds in the shop?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/173071342130823169

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/ErFdXkE8

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172622799448444928

2012-02-23 10:04:17
peteum: Grist Archive 23-2-12 http://t.co/xgkgMPVT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172622799049986048

2012-02-23 08:41:57
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: dreamed i was living with a Japanese psyche commune, where everybody used Korg X5’s and jammed straight onto tape.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172602079502802946

2012-02-23 08:40:02
peteum: Dreamt took key-on-string to Cambridge’s Secret Chapel next-the-sea & was offered bowl of yellow rice which spoke last words of Elvis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172601597740859392

2012-02-22 21:48:09
peteum: Big up all the Bristol people buying my record, for some reason…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172437547811737600

2012-02-22 08:25:17
peteum: @50quidsoundboy send me the bits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/172235497748447232

2012-02-21 16:44:18
peteum: @JudeClarke you set @arthurCRS nicely in reverse there, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171998690804899840

2012-02-21 14:05:02
peteum: Lee Perry from Pressure Sounds, idiosyncratically packaged for postage perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171958613068349440

2012-02-21 10:46:38
peteum: Carl Carlton in the maisonette.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171908682211266560

2012-02-20 10:05:02
peteum: Looked at myself in the mirror this morning and observed that it was difficult for me to appear smartly dressed. “you look like Bez” said Jo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171535823827771393

2012-02-19 17:33:43
peteum: @neverfadingwood must be alternative reality earth where chazzers are all Coil etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171286354502758402

2012-02-19 16:09:23
peteum: http://t.co/KNyZZcfR “2 vintage english music records, excellent music great for collectors” #delusionalrecordsellers

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171265130833772545

2012-02-19 14:20:10
peteum: They’ve gone. At the end I was only coping by having an MPC set up in the bedroom & getting 5 mins here & there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171237642774659072

2012-02-18 22:47:24
peteum: It was funny when my brother rang both our phones with the new tones Syd changed for a joke & he was tripping & we were all sat in silence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171002905640452096

2012-02-18 22:46:12
peteum: Like the Dad arguing against veganism on some weird animal welfare grounds. “What would happen to them all?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171002605584125952

2012-02-18 22:43:36
peteum: It’s no good when someone’s position is so ridiculous that you can’t argue with it humanely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/171001948496068611

2012-02-18 20:46:58
peteum: @arthurCRS when I get my speakers back, as it were.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170972599810134016

2012-02-18 16:41:53
peteum: @HughesRich oh yeah, forgot yr a proud Welshman, sorry. Well all Cambridge is full of money, apart from the bits that aren’t. Blue Ball?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170910919252115456

2012-02-18 15:05:57
peteum: Tell me why, @HughesRich I thought you liked traditional English stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170886777400332288

2012-02-18 14:50:53
peteum: In green man. Helplessly earwigging world’s poshest bloke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170882985497862145

2012-02-18 09:56:07
peteum: Today the brother is also in the mix & we get to go on a long walk. I’m gonna dress as a German WW2 soldier I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170808808069804032

2012-02-18 09:54:25
peteum: There was a sticky patch where her Dad seemed to think that CRB checks should be laxer cos of Abu Qatada but I just looked away…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170808376811462657

2012-02-18 09:51:41
peteum: @neverfadingwood Must be funny to age a year at a time together. Quite cool tho.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170807690845630464

2012-02-18 09:50:08
peteum: Yesterday was OK actually, partly due to my son’s insouciance & precociousness & partly they’re off their own patch, plus booooze.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170807301874257920

2012-02-18 09:43:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa Then proper birthday salutations to BOTH, and no more of this Thomasy doubt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170805656536883200

2012-02-18 09:00:45
peteum: @neverfadingwood @Pani_Bufetowa it can’t be both your birthdays, that’s impossible.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170794874336055296

2012-02-18 08:56:35
peteum: @lisablanning it’s so the lizards know where to land their spaceships.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170793823381880832

2012-02-18 08:52:06
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a sodding bitch

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170792696116559872

2012-02-18 08:49:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood @SimonSwears happy birthday, you shitting gibbon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170792047542935555

2012-02-17 18:02:01
peteum: Cast last-minute eye round flat…bollocks. Massive sticker saying BOLLOCKS in clear view.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170568697520463872

2012-02-17 17:25:17
peteum: OK, going in. If I seem a bit pithy or out-of-character I might be a bit pithed, or quoting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170559454453047296

2012-02-17 17:21:41
peteum: Playing some Jahtari very loud like burning sage in advance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170558550769278976

2012-02-17 16:06:07
peteum: At the moment the only positive thing I can see about next 3 days is opportunity to perhaps perfect impression of father out-law.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170539532435996673

2012-02-17 16:04:27
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa I remember I’ve no need to remind you about relatives and stress but believe me these lot are also masters of their game.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170539112783282177

2012-02-17 16:02:45
peteum: Been hefting boxes etc for 2hrs. Just stopped to tweet this & son has paddy cos karate shirt wet & I just “sit on computer all day”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170538684972670976

2012-02-17 15:59:10
peteum: Hilarity-girl is not back till 6 so I was envisaging 2.5 hrs of me, Osama, their Daily Mail faces + lots of tea + awkwardness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170537784241688576

2012-02-17 15:57:18
peteum: Funniest bit is me desperately changing my desktop background from Bin Laden portrait to endearing offspring shot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170537314387365888

2012-02-17 15:55:44
peteum: She has cooked this up with the lady she works for, who cannot speak or move. They know my dad does this to me, so it’s a weak spot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170536917933371392

2012-02-17 15:53:07
peteum: Eventually Scorpio bitch texts back to say JOKE! as my subjectivity hits hyperspace or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170536260664950784

2012-02-17 15:51:19
peteum: Start hurling boxes back into piles in sweaty flurry of oaths & hate, all the while considering HIDE as an option v. seriously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170535805318725632

2012-02-17 15:48:51
peteum: Girlfriend texts to say her parents are arriving at mine in 10 mins (not 6PM) where I have boxes all over floor in fake-normality attempt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170535184972787712

2012-02-17 10:25:51
peteum: RT @disappointment: Disappointed that the spinosaur is named after its exaggerated spine and not its wild careening dance moves

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170453901550682112

2012-02-17 08:44:37
peteum: I’ve done all I can do. Negotiated an unlimited alcohol ticket & changed my desktop to Bin Laden portrait.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170428426270949377

2012-02-17 08:42:54
peteum: It’s like Darth Vader in Yoda’s little gaff, holding a bowl. It’s not right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170427991778799617

2012-02-17 08:37:35
peteum: It’s like Jeremy Clarkson is holding out his hand for your bike key or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170426653900685312

2012-02-17 08:34:02
peteum: Why do they have to visit? They’re not my parents. #herparentsarevisiting

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170425760190971904

2012-02-16 13:00:16
peteum: I am off to “Music Makers”. Think this involves supporting people to sing over tapes. Usual metagristic pisstake scenarios then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170130373190238208

2012-02-16 16:11:40
peteum: Listening to Heart on the A14. Like flying through shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170178538606043136

2012-02-16 15:56:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX that’s an old brimful, from the last century or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170174672783147008

2012-02-16 14:23:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX almost be worth the sack, but I want to come again. This would cure all yr ills, trust.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170151357171503104

2012-02-16 14:12:41
peteum: @nochexxx you’d love this. Botton goes raving.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170148598858784769

2012-02-16 14:03:02
peteum: I don’t wanna die to a James Morrison soundtrack. #orlivebutyknow

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170146169094283264

2012-02-16 13:54:41
peteum: A wailing-along-to cheesy pop soul meth addict, even. Entering soham, I sit in rigid prayer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170144067362103297

2012-02-16 13:48:59
peteum: If I am to die in suffolk, let it be known it’s because my colleague drives like a meth addict.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/170142634831126528

2012-02-12 09:26:42
peteum: RT @TobyHadoke: Surely one newspaper has to cover the arrests of The Sun journalists with the headline “Gotcha”?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168627076461633536

2012-02-12 09:26:01
peteum: @paraicodonnell all I know is, the older I get, the more that voice gets me. Sounds a bit cheesy but it’s the dignity I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168626904864260096

2012-02-11 19:41:16
peteum: http://t.co/J9oITaSj 11th birthday sleepover

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168419347767898112

2012-02-11 10:08:26
peteum: @nickforgacs direct from the man on coloured vinyl. Yeah, I hold him in high esteem too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/168275192378949633

2012-02-10 12:54:55
peteum: Waiting for Aaron Dilloway down the PO. Matey’s tache is almost as long as he’s taking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167954698270277632

2012-02-10 09:51:49
peteum: RT @rolldiggity: It’s not about whether you win or lose. It’s about making the winner feel like his victory was hollow and meaningless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167908621307494400

2012-02-09 13:39:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood well that’s what I thought, see?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167603452925591552

2012-02-09 13:28:15
peteum: @neverfadingwood that’s the shit. Just spunked out for night watch/great deceiver on 7″…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167600701885775873

2012-02-09 09:56:43
peteum: This reflects badly on me in numerous ways, obviously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167547464222650369

2012-02-09 09:55:04
peteum: Dreamt I met zomby with Dave. He was doing a school visit, his name was “____ Elizabeth Butler” and he was actually alright.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167547052740448256

2012-02-09 09:47:59
peteum: RT @dandouglas: “My dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awfully well via SYNTHSCENT 5000Â®, the broad-spectrum canine cyborg nasal …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167545268621942784

2012-02-08 11:41:33
peteum: Just doing my best de botton there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167211459707801601

2012-02-08 11:39:12
peteum: Life akin to decorating? Only when you’re there on the floor doing the bit under the radiator do you get perspective on the rest of the job.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167210870735241218

2012-02-08 11:01:46
peteum: @real_dubversion yeah got that single somewhere. Just remember getting as far as liking it and thinking: duh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167201447082074112

2012-02-08 10:48:31
peteum: @real_dubversion who were the Piranhas and why did they go kwela?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167198113218576385

2012-02-08 10:46:15
peteum: @ekolad can’t even play their instruments properly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167197541987909632

2012-02-08 10:14:06
peteum: @HughesRich *winks*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167189453469790208

2012-02-08 10:13:09
peteum: You’re propaganda made flesh, you silly bitch, I splutter in liberal indignance. Sticks and stones, says she.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167189212980973569

2012-02-08 10:11:09
peteum: Still painting teen’s wall pink. Feel even more like cultural traitor with Cher Lloyd staring at me from CD case, legs in the air.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167188712550178816

2012-02-08 10:06:45
peteum: Many years from now teachers will use Wiley’s tweets to persuade disinterested pupils Eastenders was enjoyed with gusto by the masses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/167187604729626624

2012-02-07 21:04:54
peteum: Sensitive psychotherapist by day, clumsy OAF by night! #smashedmyshadesman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166990845545951233

2012-02-07 10:43:15
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s good that. I like the Eulogy & general cheepness of sound.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166834400493973504

2012-02-07 10:41:00
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: I released a new online EP yesterday, “Techno Service II” http://t.co/aNtGYPY8 It beeps a lots.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166833835869343744

2012-02-07 08:33:16
peteum: http://t.co/XLKT3nmA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166801688596971520

2012-02-06 22:25:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX say the word man! Will be there, starved and agitated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166648843910389760

2012-02-06 20:55:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX come and have dinner soon and I’ll do indie dancing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166626098807971840

2012-02-06 18:19:53
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You mix with melancholy hands my friend…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586929566072832

2012-02-06 18:19:07
peteum: RT @_Doriana_: Ð¿Ñ€ÐµÐ»ÐµÑÑ‚Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð´Ð±Ð¾Ñ€ÐºÐ° Ñ‚Ñ€ÐµÐºÐ¾Ð² (Ð²ÐµÑ‡ÐµÑ€Ð½ÐµÐµ “Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¸Ð²Ð¾”, Ñ‚Ð°Ðº ÑÐºÐ°Ð·Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ) RT @lilwhiteearbuds Download LWE Podcast 111: Nochexxx http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586737387257856

2012-02-06 18:17:24
peteum: @fritzbogott So they keep telling us

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166586302001717249

2012-02-06 17:03:55
peteum: “Dad, can we have the heating on or are we too poor?” #PROVIDER

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166567812792467457

2012-02-06 16:21:52
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Well done Jim. In a better world with different weather I’d say organise a picnic or something when robocam gets pink slip.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166557228264984578

2012-02-06 15:38:58
peteum: @Laica23 @thewiremagazine Deerhoof bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166546433120550912

2012-02-06 15:11:54
peteum: @thewiremagazine Thankyou The Wire!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166539619427561474

2012-02-06 13:23:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Think outside the box. A la Schrodinger.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166512333550657537

2012-02-06 13:20:12
peteum: I knew @Jim_Jepps first.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166511511605481472

2012-02-06 12:54:05
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: @Glinner @bengoldacre I’ve done a quick FAQ on the Camden Robocop saga. All constructive comments welcome http://t.co/ZL7 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166504936757133312

2012-02-06 12:53:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz William Walton on Radio 3 if you want to goof off whatever yr doing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166504804867244033

2012-02-06 12:34:56
peteum: Any friends of @thewiremagazine tell me what issue that brilliant “how to review a record” thing was in, or better link my face?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166500119666106368

2012-02-06 11:59:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Steve? Dave? Michael? Oh yeah, have you got the cycle toon verse jazz sorted? #nopressure #abitofpressuretho

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166491274826878976

2012-02-06 11:19:02
peteum: @bunnyhausen I’m replying to this tweet of yrs cos I found it as the only mention for “Adam Bohman” when I did a search. Small internet etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166481019145437184

2012-02-06 10:00:26
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I’ve always thought that the brilliance of Dave’s skewed vision is in part due to the fact that his vision is skewed…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166461239663411200

2012-02-06 09:32:26
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: struggling against the snowdrift? need a warm hug? may i suggest you hear my new LWE podcast http://t.co/jGI7hcmg

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166454193333350400

2012-02-05 22:09:24
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk “Ironic” should be used with care in this context, to avoid confusion, perhaps?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166282301095940096

2012-02-05 22:01:18
peteum: RT @Laica23: Happy Birthday Bill – we are all Here to go #wsb

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166280262429315075

2012-02-05 18:00:29
peteum: Just had a little Mumsnet moment of parental fulfilment there. Luckily I was drinking Stringbow and listening to Zomes so it’s cool allow it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/166219659270569984

2012-02-04 22:27:46
peteum: RT @DummyMag: Plastic Horse animation studios – Introducing Plastic Horse animated music videos for the likes of Nochexxx, DÃ©bruit… ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165924533344288768

2012-02-04 21:31:15
peteum: @derekwalmsley http://t.co/GE1kqd0D

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165910312485273601

2012-02-04 21:27:14
peteum: Shifting crates of vinyl around the house mitigates fuel poverty just about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165909302903701505

2012-02-03 15:55:05
peteum: Grist Archive 3-2-12 http://t.co/N25g2ngX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165463326405566464

2012-02-03 14:23:51
peteum: @spannerpants that was the great plus when you added Silly to angry Dad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165440367423008770

2012-02-03 14:20:49
peteum: @spannerpants Aw. No. Hello.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165439602931404800

2012-02-03 12:04:08
peteum: Um sniffer Oct 09 cd2

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165405205746294784

2012-02-03 11:45:04
peteum: RT @Political_Fun: The economy crisis is having an adverse effect on terrorism..one Taliban leader was reported to complaint that: “the …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165400405080150018

2012-02-03 11:43:57
peteum: RT @doodlewhale: ï¹ï¹lolï¹ï¹ï¹(_______) ï¹ï¹ï¹ï¹ (laughed out loud so hard I fell out of my canoe)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165400124917420032

2012-02-03 11:43:26
peteum: @badtimingnights here’s to a post-pink future.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165399995367956482

2012-02-03 11:42:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum I remember the fight my sister had to have a pink bedroom aged 9 or so. Within a few years it was post-pin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165399834906476544

2012-02-03 11:24:20
peteum: Ah, there’s hope. She only wants one wall pink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165395186766192640

2012-02-03 10:15:15
peteum: Then again I think post-feminists told me to do it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165377804505055233

2012-02-03 10:13:20
peteum: Occurs to me there may be some hypocrisy here as I’ve painted my own walls pink before. Why should big tough guys like me get the choice?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165377319794520064

2012-02-03 10:06:45
peteum: Re: the pink paint job. Girlie is 13 so I’ll presumably be tasked to paint it black in a few years. Will go on easier, too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165375664080437248

2012-02-03 09:50:04
peteum: Earthquake glue

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165371466110615552

2012-02-03 08:46:23
peteum: Got to paint a teenage girl’s room pink today. Feel like a bit of a scab in the culture wars, or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165355440664883200

2012-02-03 08:41:21
peteum: This Dad’s Rights guy just jumped the shark a bit there with that Korea comment.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165354170751266816

2012-02-03 08:39:17
peteum: Trouble is when you drink socially with The Doozer you have to do it for two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165353650967949312

2012-02-03 08:38:30
peteum: Saying that, no wonder I have a bit of a hangover if there’s gospel on the Technics. The Drinkard Singers, too…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165353453642723328

2012-02-03 08:34:50
peteum: Shit, that Sabbath tweet was my 6666th. I’m hell-bound for a certainty!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165352532925886464

2012-02-03 08:31:49
peteum: @derekwalmsley Quantifiable only by his red Sabotage pants which seem to say “Here is my contribution, it is IMMEASURABLE.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165351772091719680

2012-02-03 08:16:51
peteum: @fritzbogott I now realise that what was served to me as gluten-free porridge the other day was, in fact, a fucking bowl of oathmeal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165348008341409792

2012-02-03 08:14:03
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: This oathmeal tastes fucking awful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165347303102746624

2012-02-02 20:27:57
peteum: Waiting for teetotal Doozerman, half-cut.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165169605239771136

2012-02-02 19:55:19
peteum: Someone should market a Liam Dutton soft toy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165161393996316672

2012-02-02 16:38:45
peteum: Off gets rabbity Spanish girl, and once again the bus falls silent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165111926312009729

2012-02-02 16:06:38
peteum: Now have an hour on a bus and 30 mins cycling to return to this exact spot. Hey ho let’s go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165103843904978944

2012-02-02 14:14:57
peteum: RT @ArenaFlowers: Idea for a horror film: A guy brings an acoustic guitar to a party. And plays it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/165075736573652992

2012-02-01 11:46:50
peteum: Stora comp.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164676076784721920

2012-02-01 10:59:06
peteum: Some best friend you turned out to be.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164664064407126016

2012-02-01 09:55:38
peteum: Magnolia to be. http://t.co/IJtJsQIz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164648087493681152

2012-02-01 09:03:17
peteum: Proud to have been tweeted at by a car boot sale!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164634917920178176

2012-02-01 09:01:14
peteum: RT @Capitalcarboot: @MaxTundra @peteum come see us too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164634401404235776

2012-01-31 23:33:08
peteum: RT @WOODSIST: watch THE DOOZER’s video for “The Island” http://t.co/Hkjh8KYR

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164491432118329344

2012-01-31 17:39:39
peteum: Strip Zomby of his knighthood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164402477771403265

2012-01-31 15:37:55
peteum: Similar story here. Sometimes about 1:10, sometimes nudging towards the one and a half minute mark.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164371842826633218

2012-01-31 15:37:06
peteum: RT @ZombyMusic: Submitting tunes for release I send 4 CDs full of tracks thats why they vary in length I will write 100 a week and not g …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164371637695823872

2012-01-31 14:06:00
peteum: Forming a new political entity – The Don’t Be Silly Party. Will have campaign vehicle with megaphone obv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164348708991942656

2012-01-31 10:41:43
peteum: Dreamt I got hold of Hitler’s turntable, and g/f made me take it to Cash Converters, who offered me Â£3.95.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164297301915996160

2012-01-31 10:31:51
peteum: @neverfadingwood Especially as first bit of its journey involved me biking it across town! #postglobalistation

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164294816358866944

2012-01-31 10:28:31
peteum: @neverfadingwood “many different non-styles”. I like that! Glad it got there safe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164293976642424832

2012-01-31 10:27:19
peteum: @zone_styx Haven’t heard it but I will. Dave Monolith sounded like a typical Aphex pisstake name & I thought you might be onto something!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164293676405764096

2012-01-31 00:08:26
peteum: @zone_styx oh, you had me going like a dog for a pretended-throw of a stick there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/164137927503384576

2012-01-30 14:09:45
peteum: It’s cos I used to work in an ironmongers that I’ve asked the shy, useless kid that’s got lost finding me a one inch Phillips screw isn’t it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163987266044297216

2012-01-29 16:50:15
peteum: @MaxTundra I don’t any encouragement for booties but my companions have drug me elsewhere. Stored in memory though. Cheers dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163665268181176320

2012-01-29 12:49:24
peteum: Good Sunday market in London today? Junk, records, food, whatever…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163604657569136640

2012-01-28 20:32:06
peteum: @pawboy2 Did you catch opening rolling text: “the events which occurred on this expedition are historically accurate”. Well, yeah…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163358712000557056

2012-01-28 10:53:39
peteum: Listening to Adele FM at work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163213138043473920

2012-01-28 08:28:18
peteum: Grist Archive 28-1-12 http://t.co/2mQavGyt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163176560751419393

2012-01-27 21:29:03
peteum: RT @pembroke1347: Have you ever thought what would happen to Cambridge if humans vanished from Earth? Well, Dr Rob Macfarlane (1994) has …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/163010655614533632

2012-01-27 12:32:15
peteum: @ProUnit my g/f’s irritating music collection, a small box of James/Tindersticks etc CDs, + that Burning Spear album, still SEALED!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162875565446152192

2012-01-27 12:15:09
peteum: @arthurCRS Remember when Syd was sick the other day? Exhibit A. http://t.co/CrRTQI1J

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162871262098628608

2012-01-27 12:12:54
peteum: Big up all the hungover people making confused breakfasts! http://t.co/XBY5zQGW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162870697058775040

2012-01-27 12:10:44
peteum: @directoryofbunk Funnily enough I began a gig the other day by apologising for not being as dextrous as C Joynes, however I can… etc etc

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162870151786668032

2012-01-27 11:43:21
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk In fact I spell BTEC D.U.E.S…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162863258842308608

2012-01-27 11:41:47
peteum: @Matthewstep @directoryofbunk That’s DUES I’m paying, man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162862865542418432

2012-01-27 11:36:09
peteum: @directoryofbunk You think I make grinding shithop this awkward without them?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162861449201455104

2012-01-27 11:21:24
peteum: @directoryofbunk a bizarre article that seems to seek sympathy by describing how unpleasant it is to suck Satan’s cock.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162857734226706432

2012-01-27 11:01:25
peteum: RT @tom_watson: RT @piratepartyNZ: European Parliament Official In Charge Of #ACTA Quits, Denounces The ‘Masquerade’ http://t.co/gkC0Bman

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162852707609219072

2012-01-27 10:52:29
peteum: RT @sammcpheeters: It makes me sad that Maroon 5 will have to play that one song forever and ever in the bowels of Hell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162850457277042688

2012-01-27 10:52:03
peteum: RT @lilithsaintcrow: Now I want to name a character “Merkin McGherkin, Hermaphrodite of Mystery”. S/he fights crime!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162850347289808896

2012-01-27 10:46:45
peteum: @harukoraharu …party was to celebrate Giacomo’s birthday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162849016525230080

2012-01-27 10:45:49
peteum: @harukoraharu yeah I missed that party too. My brother went and was offhand with Giacomo whilst checking his post, not realising…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162848781396750336

2012-01-27 10:42:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: remembered @peteum / bobby g’s Paedophile Priests concept. “gonna rock my way to heaven and roll back down to hell”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162847835442778112

2012-01-27 00:42:23
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/EuWatGp1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162696920605790210

2012-01-27 00:32:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Couture!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162694451330949120

2012-01-26 22:06:15
peteum: RT @TheBlackDog: You know you’ve done a really good remix when you don’t want to give it to them it’s that good. If its not, you’re not …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162657627162165249

2012-01-26 17:07:15
peteum: @johnedenuk actually wading thru dull policy sheets, but every sinew yearning to be forging the tuffest bashment of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162582383852400640

2012-01-26 16:26:31
peteum: @johnedenuk sorry, no tweets from me today. You know why.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162572133753565184

2012-01-26 16:22:13
peteum: Tonight I’m going back for the first time to the room I lived in for 15 odd years. Weirdly it contains a live Man From Uranus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162571048578064384

2012-01-26 11:59:22
peteum: My chatty charge gets whole health centre talking. Lady tells me she was born in lost local pub The Asylum Inn. #tardiswanted

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162504900129984512

2012-01-25 20:06:16
peteum: Grist Archive 25-1-12 http://t.co/9X0YHDDu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162265047119314944

2012-01-25 18:09:20
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Same amazing culinary artistry going on right here. But also I do this thing where I BAKE a potato to go with it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162235617403609090

2012-01-25 18:05:40
peteum: I honestly thought the guy was called Skillrex. Then assumed reference to “Skrillex” was amusingly dismissive mockery kinda ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/162234695797587968

2012-01-24 15:06:02
peteum: @Hot_Chip that studio 57 record gets quite a bit of love round here…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161827102864322560

2012-01-24 14:57:41
peteum: RT @FrankRGardner: SOAS academic ‘fears that a war with #Iran could become a masculinity test in US election campaign’.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161825001731923970

2012-01-24 09:35:21
peteum: @arthurCRS No he is though, bless him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743881518583808

2012-01-24 09:34:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743721245847552

2012-01-24 09:34:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Quite.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743621262016513

2012-01-24 09:32:48
peteum: That PS3 can just sit tight though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161743241581039616

2012-01-24 09:28:07
peteum: And now, moan moan moan, my dosstastic day of epilepsy training (9:30 till just after lunch) becomes a 9-5:30 at the coalface on Thurs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161742064625786880

2012-01-24 09:25:26
peteum: It’s funny how a day off school can work wonders for a sick child. Starting about 8.52AM it would seem.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161741389716140033

2012-01-22 17:07:01
peteum: RT @Pinter_Quotes: Sidcup

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161132773640376320

2012-01-22 16:03:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood Innit? Yeah, cheers Mr Bell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161116870731239425

2012-01-22 15:57:17
peteum: @bloodrainbow I haven’t found a better pub in the East of England. If there is one, let me know. Had soup (brown), Broadside, beef platter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161115223279943680

2012-01-22 15:55:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood Nice one dude. Hope it does not disappoint!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161114735381725185

2012-01-22 14:43:04
peteum: Queen’s Head, Newton.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161096548594364416

2012-01-22 10:32:46
peteum: @chapmusic must have something to do with why they excel at all things dub. 21st century is a Babylon ting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/161033556443934720

2012-01-21 13:59:04
peteum: Running late. Jo complaining about “being a woman”. Persuaded her not to wear elf ears tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160723085761327104

2012-01-21 13:39:42
peteum: Off to Norwich for a wedding inna Partridge stylee.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160718213196423168

2012-01-21 13:38:10
peteum: Don’t know what that means but it sounds good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160717827215593472

2012-01-21 13:37:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The ‘Fatty Parts’ visual research kitchen now open for 2012 after Orval-fuelled discussions with @NOCHEXXX last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160717763004997635

2012-01-21 11:08:09
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: If you missed last night’s broadcast of my new short radioplay Upsidedownisms, you can listen again here http://t.co/jg …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160680075434524672

2012-01-20 22:41:28
peteum: @polytechnic2 alas the more prosaic TOSHIBA IC-777 but yours has pride of place elsewhere…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160492166144200704

2012-01-20 22:25:03
peteum: Just turned on my radio and randomly found my dear @ergophizmiz sounding absolutely uniquely wonderfully phizmizian!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160488032175263744

2012-01-20 20:06:54
peteum: @MaxTundra An amazing idea, but if you’d seen the sad little box of CDs my g/f moved in with…freakin’ James and shit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160453264662478851

2012-01-20 14:54:18
peteum: Uh yeah, there is a place to buy my new record online that isn’t thru torturous dealings w/ me: http://t.co/p2XJptXD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160374596476993536

2012-01-20 14:51:17
peteum: RT @Rhythm_Online: @peteum Hi Pete, here’s a link from the site to your release. Feel free to share http://t.co/EauTWTUj

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160373837760962560

2012-01-20 09:18:17
peteum: RT @QuoteRevolution: We used to think that revolutions are the cause of change. It is the other way around: change prepares the ground f …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160290036447846401

2012-01-20 09:10:12
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Voters are most baffling. Solutions to a serious economic meltdown? 1) Kick Iran’s ass 2) Kicks gays’ asses 3) Help the Ric …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160288002491420672

2012-01-20 09:02:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX at the risk of encouraging some new analogue camera fetish I suggest you get this sorted!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160286073094803456

2012-01-19 21:20:48
peteum: Get yer grindingly awkward shithop here! http://t.co/QKLD8QhO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160109476622499840

2012-01-19 14:54:27
peteum: Grist Archive 19-1-12 http://t.co/LQrK4dsT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/160012249438756864

2012-01-19 10:54:09
peteum: @bloodrainbow @avleachy In my (innocent) dream you had high-water trousers, square’s white shirt & were shy & goofy with a female lady.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159951773996560384

2012-01-19 09:42:13
peteum: Bought the hipster-bait 300 grams of latex record & EVOL matey threw in the Rave Slime too cos it got sent a bit late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159933671187562497

2012-01-19 08:14:19
peteum: RT @twigharper: RT if the government monitors you on the internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159911551032246272

2012-01-19 08:10:40
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Good times.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159910631443664897

2012-01-19 08:09:24
peteum: I dreamt @bloodrainbow was a massive nerd, & I blew an ethnic pipe at a baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159910313016295424

2012-01-18 22:33:21
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm @JudeClarke Emailed Jude a jpg!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159765345421377536

2012-01-18 16:58:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I have Ekoplekz merchz. He says I can keep the split 7, of which there is only one, cos I’m best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159681160228782080

2012-01-18 16:57:04
peteum: @JudeClarke *bug-eyed with exhaustion post-marathon high-five purely for comic effect*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159680717788426240

2012-01-17 19:22:46
peteum: No booze for a heroic 16 days, apart from that one day when I had four pints & a massive glass of port.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159354995421097984

2012-01-17 16:11:09
peteum: RT @cuntoftheday: Cunt of the Day goes to the asshole “hunters” who, we learn, are prepared to pay big money to hunt and kill giraffes. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159306773021458433

2012-01-17 16:10:41
peteum: @JudeClarke @NClarkeRhythm Of course, just staying in character: http://t.co/HMxImAdS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159306659045449728

2012-01-17 16:07:36
peteum: My Discogs Wishlist search for “Bumskipper” finally went PONG after about 3 years, ha ha! Tracks all spelt wrong. “Analoave Hope” etc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159305879160762368

2012-01-17 16:03:11
peteum: @NClarkeRhythm That review I was on about is now here Nick!: http://t.co/TexXGBvr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/159304768966238208

2012-01-16 11:59:20
peteum: @neverfadingwood just bought zoot allures the other day, funnily enough. Felt I had to at Â£2.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158881015849422848

2012-01-16 11:57:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood long time ago now, mind, it goes without saying

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158880439912775681

2012-01-16 11:56:03
peteum: @neverfadingwood first night quite a showy tour of his back catalogue, but great. 2nd more subdued but with added dweezil.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158880190343290880

2012-01-16 11:53:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood I met this woman once who had FRANK ZAPPA amateurishly tattooed on her arm. Apparently she was in attendance too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158879535071367168

2012-01-16 11:51:46
peteum: @neverfadingwood I went both nights, perhaps somehow sensing your predicament.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158879110410682368

2012-01-16 11:45:37
peteum: @neverfadingwood were you at wembley arena too? Have we had this conversation? #headlikeathingy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158877564511850496

2012-01-15 12:07:24
peteum: Grist Archive 15-1-12 http://t.co/idDR6J17

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158520658651906048

2012-01-14 23:00:57
peteum: @disappointment But it was sort of in keeping with the specific pub dog, who couldn’t give less of a fuck for human contact etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158322742339448834

2012-01-14 22:59:55
peteum: @disappointment tbh it was a fairly rudimentary “Pub dog pub dog, pub dog pub dog.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158322480258363392

2012-01-14 22:30:39
peteum: @disappointment Ha! We used to play that. Had a shit song and everything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158315115047944192

2012-01-14 18:40:43
peteum: @johnedenuk “Never trust a religious son of a bitch, not with the lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158257250111193088

2012-01-14 17:37:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw is writing the Great Yeovillian Novel or something. Not the same without him is it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158241258148605952

2012-01-14 10:44:27
peteum: Then I’m in the waste wine, treading waste wine, insisting on a photograph being taken…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158137394837725184

2012-01-14 10:42:46
peteum: @nobrelmes You were there!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136969598214144

2012-01-14 10:42:18
peteum: Two nights ago: Man in snorkel/facemask waves from top of enormous aerial industrial waste wine silo, then dives in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136855127265280

2012-01-14 10:40:32
peteum: Dream: I’m taking really fucking excellent photographs in an old building & Vince Mighty Boosh & Mary Epworth waltz (literally) in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158136409050456065

2012-01-14 10:34:02
peteum: Got to sequence/shoehorn purchase of present for 12yr old, ex-mother out-law birthday lunch & visit from nervy lurcher today, plus the rest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158134773976547328

2012-01-14 09:04:48
peteum: @IainChambers the who? (joke). Got the disc, ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158112316259438592

2012-01-14 08:55:23
peteum: I press the Twitter icon & my phone gives me an image of real life. Definitely some form of pisstake from on high.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/158109944644775936

2012-01-13 16:13:31
peteum: @kidshirt I’ve got hauntological Wookey Hole memories. “Don’t drop Panda”, and shuddering at the thought…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157857820061085696

2012-01-13 13:56:57
peteum: @neverfadingwood There is/was a lot of real stuff out there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157823452177367042

2012-01-13 13:42:05
peteum: @neverfadingwood I have that problem. I’m like: “stop making stuff up”. It’s a fault in me, I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157819707221749760

2012-01-13 13:39:39
peteum: @JudeClarke Replied your face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157819097197973505

2012-01-13 13:32:23
peteum: I have to go to the PO today to send Terminator X to hugospanky in France, see?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157817268699541504

2012-01-13 13:31:40
peteum: Hustle hustle hustle. #hustle

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157817086784192512

2012-01-13 13:31:06
peteum: I will do deals.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816944119128064

2012-01-13 13:30:44
peteum: Very close to being able to offer all Bumskippers (all 11), Giraffe, Giraffe Outtakes, The New Album, Old Album, Path Of Least Resistance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816853572489216

2012-01-13 13:28:44
peteum: Listening to The New Album at the mo. That shit’s pretty good, elongated subjectivity notwithstanding.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157816350193106944

2012-01-13 13:27:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up Arthur CRS, Dame Edna Everage, Charles Manson.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815917374480384

2012-01-13 13:25:55
peteum: Got some new 120 micron CD-R sleevage thru the post this morning, so that bit of the cottage industry more or less on fire currently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815641913569280

2012-01-13 13:24:41
peteum: Might be cheaper to buy direct from the artist tho, if you wanted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815330738151425

2012-01-13 13:23:44
peteum: Intrepid souls finding my new recordd via Discogs, bless ‘em. Need to write some press bullshit then Norman will take 5, bless ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157815092430376960

2012-01-13 13:14:41
peteum: Also does it if I try launch Twitter from the menu.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157812811903414273

2012-01-13 13:13:25
peteum: If I tap the Twitter icon on my phone it launches the camera function – any ideas? I reinstalled Twitter & it worked only temporarily…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157812495019552769

2012-01-13 11:12:45
peteum: A digital god’s way of punishing the indolent, no doubt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157782130183774210

2012-01-13 11:11:25
peteum: Wow, Twitter on my phone has decided it actually wants to be my camera. Bit strange.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157781794241003520

2012-01-13 11:07:47
peteum: Wonder if headache will flow out thru feet if I get out of bed? Today’s task is either writing or drilling, see.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157780877328384001

2012-01-13 10:52:46
peteum: RT @StephenJMayo: #Gove is like a deranged beekeeper who believes that if he keeps poking the hive with a stick he’ll get more honey. #w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157777097534865408

2012-01-13 10:52:08
peteum: Also attended the mid-range heavy vibes of reggae night at the man on the moon last night. Free entry/exit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157776941750038529

2012-01-13 10:47:17
peteum: Apparently Joynesey’s done a mix that segues Burial into Pete fucking Um. Must be a first/last.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157775718368034816

2012-01-13 10:40:56
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I love that Suicide get an axe in Scotland but you just get the logs!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157774120497577984

2012-01-13 10:39:32
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: recurring performance anxiety gig dream, this time in a far flung Scottish town – scary looking statuesque log-throwing au …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157773768893280256

2012-01-13 10:37:07
peteum: Met Mr Joynes for record swap last night & discussed illness, parenthood and the changing world. #Oldfucksyndrome

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157773162988322816

2012-01-13 10:30:19
peteum: Annual leave. Stowford Press throbber in the back of the skull, half a 70s grapefruit in bed. Wagon about to leave again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157771451083128832

2012-01-13 10:20:59
peteum: RT @twigharper: We the People need to round up all politicians and send them to psilocybin cosmic citizen reeducation centers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157769100943298562

2012-01-12 22:45:54
peteum: @chapmusic I just don’t know the answer to that one…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157594177025212417

2012-01-12 17:24:05
peteum: RT @taylordeupree: experimental music needs new standards for “gold” and “platinum” records.. like.. 1000 sales, etc… make us feel bet …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157513191201574912

2012-01-12 09:39:43
peteum: A First Aid course in Sutton-On-the-Isle? How wonderful!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157396329683890177

2012-01-12 07:26:22
peteum: Grist Archive 12-1-12 http://t.co/ytgY1P2V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157362768071229440

2012-01-11 10:47:36
peteum: @arthurCRS I suppose my intestines are a coalition of sorts…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157051021712044032

2012-01-11 09:15:52
peteum: Grist Archive 11-1-12 http://t.co/c5Iy9ivV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157027939165290496

2012-01-11 09:12:25
peteum: Haven’t had a drink in 9 days. Feels like very mild acid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/157027070491369472

2012-01-10 23:17:07
peteum: @IainChambers I didn’t think it was you tbh. Just being silly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156877256805978113

2012-01-10 22:54:29
peteum: @IainChambers Oh yeah good work with this too, nice one. http://t.co/aJbqLQbr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156871562522394624

2012-01-10 22:49:44
peteum: @IainChambers Sure, if you can be arsed to send it me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156870364717268992

2012-01-10 19:28:40
peteum: If we could somehow monetize Michael Gove’s unlikeability then education cuts might be stopped in their tracks perhaps….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156819764541534208

2012-01-10 17:29:08
peteum: Grist Archive 10-1-12 http://t.co/8h6gaOzf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156789685413347328

2012-01-09 22:34:54
peteum: Grist Archive 9-1-12 http://t.co/SzWb7HiQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156504245439442946

2012-01-09 20:22:16
peteum: @badtimingnights You know that WEP ballache? We hadn’t tried turning it (the router) on and off again had we?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156470868913041408

2012-01-09 17:26:29
peteum: RT @markopilkington: RT @SimonRetromania: Woebot, a/k/a Matthew Ingram, puts out an ebook – 100 Lost Rock Albums from the 1970s – http: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156426631962038272

2012-01-09 14:12:40
peteum: RT @suzanne_moore: Christ if Worrall Thompson had nicked some nice cheese and wine that during the riots he would be looking at 2 years …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156377852323966976

2012-01-09 10:30:08
peteum: At the moment this work is transferring recordings of me pissed on a bike from one digital medium to another.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156321851528847360

2012-01-09 10:28:06
peteum: Trying to do creative work to a brief today. #downtownwankerville

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156321341551804416

2012-01-09 09:24:19
peteum: Trying to sort/sell/chuck a bunch of old 45s. Not doing very well.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156305286875987969

2012-01-09 08:20:58
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: I’m breaking in this new engine so I was going 50mph or less most of the way but the countryside is lovely & verdant at t …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156289345295364096

2012-01-09 08:16:42
peteum: @neverfadingwood about 10 years ago I made a load of stickers that said that. They were useful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156288270421082112

2012-01-08 22:20:13
peteum: @johnedenuk Just a few shirts for work kinda ting then? #sherlock

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/156138161922256896

2012-01-07 20:44:22
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12_(2) http://t.co/7RCnbl7n

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155751651964239872

2012-01-07 20:39:14
peteum: @FarmerGlitch It’s just possible that Pete Um is least worst for that kind of car journey, but who knows?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155750363255930880

2012-01-07 15:35:31
peteum: Well, 6th Form. Not that posh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673926662500352

2012-01-07 15:34:35
peteum: At skool w/ matey: http://t.co/5qi2ttLt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673692096045056

2012-01-07 15:31:54
peteum: @arthurCRS @NOCHEXXX Is it a sort of shithop, but diluted?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155673019447132160

2012-01-07 15:28:11
peteum: I see it’s getting difficult to buy my record on Gagarin, but still possible here: http://t.co/LVVrqsnX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155672081852416000

2012-01-07 14:54:15
peteum: @NOCHEXXX my beershit? What is my beershit? I remember Bukowski talking about beershit, but….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155663541351878658

2012-01-07 14:08:42
peteum: Grist Archive 7-1-12 http://t.co/3aD3AXOQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155652080013557760

2012-01-05 23:21:55
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Woebot’s published an ebook on amazon: 100 Lost Rock Albums of 70s. Very good especially given cost approx = 1/2 a sandwi …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155066527366922240

2012-01-05 19:39:59
peteum: RT @hey_bbz: @ZombyMusic ur muzik is A+ bro but you should stop sucking your own dick on your twitterfeed

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/155010673523437568

2012-01-05 14:13:07
peteum: Is capitalism fucked, Jeremy Vine asks Paul Mason. Surreal.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154928417907802112

2012-01-04 12:42:07
peteum: RT @JFerraro_zip: our generation needs to raise up to this scum. fuk the GOP #LIES

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154543128580329472

2012-01-04 09:10:31
peteum: Grist Archive 4-1-12 http://t.co/vhwPcFbo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154489877948399616

2012-01-03 17:18:16
peteum: Grist Archive 3-1-12 http://t.co/SQsFZ5Po

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/154250232954228736

2012-01-02 15:15:34
peteum: @hackneymarshman ‘malevolent armchair’ is a fantastic phrase in itself!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153856969453740033

2012-01-02 14:31:26
peteum: Classic booze error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153845861615538176

2012-01-01 22:12:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: going to buy all the copies of these and wrap them back in their boxes http://t.co/8jiP884q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153599527545344000

2012-01-01 21:29:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX got it/them! Bless you dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153588600498438144

2012-01-01 17:41:37
peteum: On the ferris wheel, looking out on coney island…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153531334432800770

2012-01-01 15:18:31
peteum: News & More have so much more, namely tomato juice at a semi-reasonable Â£1.49, & let’s face it Dec 2011 is almost in date.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153495321199116288

2012-01-01 15:16:30
peteum: DayOne Smiley reveals they’ve “just run out” of tomato juice with some bemusement, if only to her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153494814669811712

2012-01-01 15:14:49
peteum: Beggar gives thanks for my atypical but modest donation in soft & genteel voice. Mouse takes piss from passata & sends me to DayOne.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153494393154838528

2012-01-01 15:11:45
peteum: What is he, straight-edge or something? “Do you have any tomato juice?” They don’t, & we both look at my passata.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153493618227806209

2012-01-01 15:07:45
peteum: I’ve been outside & I bring news: it’s still weird in 2012. Tesco Express staffed solely by bloke in Bikini Kill T-Shirt.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153492613008338946

2012-01-01 13:29:02
peteum: See the Boomkat people are lazy but Honest Jons are just self-employed style randomness with the updates.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153467772062543872

2012-01-01 12:57:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz @NOCHEXXX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153459794060115968

2012-01-01 11:03:18
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX @perctrax Never forget!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153431094992187393

2012-01-01 11:02:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX when is this? Tell me now, I seem to have organized drunkness, hangover & other people’s kids similtaneously…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153430973957152768

2012-01-01 11:00:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/nP5juCcX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153430442576576513

2011-12-31 23:54:16
peteum: Bobby Conn, wrestling.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153262729203953664

2011-12-31 15:16:01
peteum: Grist to Willagee!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153132304074682368

2011-12-31 13:06:50
peteum: Big up all hackers. I can’t sort out my fucking WEP key so my son can play his PS3 online.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153099797325295617

2011-12-31 12:53:45
peteum: Been fighting with a printer for over an hour, but I think the Um micro cottage industry of Bumskipper production might fire up soon!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153096504293326848

2011-12-31 12:50:24
peteum: That Jos Meeuw is a funny bloke. Sends me a huge stash of stuff, not including the 7″ I did the press for, but including one of mine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153095659770216449

2011-12-31 12:01:21
peteum: Everytime I sell a Grist 0005 I have to lift a saxophone & several hundred NM BBC wild recording 7″s out of an awkward corner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153083318609514496

2011-12-31 11:44:58
peteum: Looks like my best Christmas present just arrived from Meeuw Muzak.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153079195021488128

2011-12-31 10:30:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You’ve got an Outtakes haven’t ya?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/153060417067945984

2011-12-30 14:12:10
peteum: @fritzbogott “a self-conscious joke in jargon about jargon” KEEP IT META, man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152753848807731200

2011-12-30 13:44:02
peteum: & I wake up & tell Mouse in retaliation for her regular dreamshare & she’s like “Who’s Pippa Middleton?” About 65% positively amazed approx.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152746768537358336

2011-12-30 13:41:22
peteum: & I turn to leave & she wants to take something further & I’m like, I don’t think so babe…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152746099227111424

2011-12-30 13:40:18
peteum: Oh yeah so I dream about Pippa Middleton & it’s some collegiate setting & she singles me out & we have coy convo about the arts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745828988092416

2011-12-30 13:38:23
peteum: @badtimingnights Photo for Twitter pls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745349004541952

2011-12-30 13:37:52
peteum: @fritzbogott from whenever it was… http://t.co/Gix69aF6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152745214421901315

2011-12-30 13:35:34
peteum: @badtimingnights Never mind that have you got a copy of Giraffe Outtakes (that works)?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152744639558991872

2011-12-30 13:34:36
peteum: @fritzbogott OTM. I’m on the fritz.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152744396121587712

2011-12-30 13:18:06
peteum: …mind-jangling behaviour of printers notwithstanding. The primadonna of all PC peripherals, as I call them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152740242892390400

2011-12-30 13:16:19
peteum: Looks like I have almost got the wherewithal to put The Path Of Least Resistance back in circulation…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152739793225261056

2011-12-30 13:11:51
peteum: Feel free to mercilessly rip the piss if you have heard nothing by Feb.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152738671160868864

2011-12-30 13:11:15
peteum: Owing to my own disorganizedness it appears I’m basically off work till Spring, so the Um-related bit of Pete should explode into action.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152738518928605184

2011-12-30 11:35:14
peteum: Grist Archive 30-12-11 http://t.co/pUAM81qY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152714354557583361

2011-12-30 11:12:51
peteum: @TheDoctorJoke Loud & clear Doc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152708722437787648

2011-12-30 11:09:35
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s not quite Shock & Awe… perhaps Startle & Bemuse?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152707902367469568

2011-12-30 11:08:29
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: The postman just arrived with the new @peteum record, at exactly the same time as an e-mail hit my inbox from the same …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152707624243167232

2011-12-30 09:12:26
peteum: Dreamt about Pippa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152678419400896512

2011-12-29 23:16:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Actually they weren’t crap, just a little fey in places.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152528488186920960

2011-12-29 23:14:37
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I’m outta here. Atypical temperance bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527975282262018

2011-12-29 23:13:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Plus the lyrics were written on the manual for your sampler or some shit, & were crap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527729613479937

2011-12-29 23:12:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX No.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527534616092672

2011-12-29 23:11:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember getting bogged down in a precious “it sounded slightly different when you did it before” impasse…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152527262179266560

2011-12-29 23:10:18
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The “speakers deliver the sound” thing? Nah, don’t think we did. Did it once live tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526889674743809

2011-12-29 23:08:35
peteum: @neverfadingwood This is what I was thinking!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526455333588993

2011-12-29 23:07:17
peteum: @badtimingnights Thank heavens for my atypical relative temperance! Yeah, whenever is good, more or less!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152526127011872772

2011-12-29 22:57:53
peteum: @thewiremagazine I’m not sure how my record ended up getting reviewed but could someone pass on my thanks to the man Clive Bell!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152523762049363969

2011-12-29 22:38:23
peteum: @danielpadden Bless ya, but hopefully someone less in Glasgow than yourself can oblige!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152518854264897536

2011-12-29 21:44:08
peteum: Can anyone, like @badtimingnights furnish me with a Bumskipper 8 to copy anytime soon? Some dude in the States wants 1-9 and 11!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152505203365658624

2011-12-29 21:42:30
peteum: If anyone wants to sell their Bumskippers it now got a whole lot easier thanks to @oscillatordrift

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152504793225629696

2011-12-29 18:02:38
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX I was going to do a blog post about demos from mates/stuff handed to me at gigs then LUNCHTIME occurred as per.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152449461195522048

2011-12-29 16:28:11
peteum: Someone should do a range of adverts for adults.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152425690455748609

2011-12-29 15:39:13
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX the majesty of the mighty microhenrys of course being on YouTube for all to see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152413368140038144

2011-12-29 15:01:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX only a fucked live collab and the vinyl. Did have something on tape from waaay back…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152403914132697088

2011-12-29 14:52:00
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX every day is year zero for Dave…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401484846338048

2011-12-29 14:51:21
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad back away from the cd-rs Dave….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401324519079936

2011-12-29 14:50:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I see your fennesz pastiche and raise you 20gb pimmon ripoffs…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152401001616388096

2011-12-29 14:48:06
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I ain’t fucking burning anything, that’s for sure. #maxbrodknowsthescore

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152400505052729344

2011-12-29 14:46:39
peteum: RT @ekolad: @NOCHEXXX perhaps, in reversal of roles, u should let @peteum trawl thru yr achives 2 compile best of, which u can then comp …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152400139888246784

2011-12-29 14:41:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think there’s some aborted um attempt to do lyrics for that actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152398751380684800

2011-12-29 14:40:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I remember them days. What about rik waller and his hurts?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152398489165377536

2011-12-28 15:04:19
peteum: @arthurCRS still played the Portland in alarming ratio to your consumption of hot dinners though, my young friend.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152042197653532672

2011-12-28 15:00:57
peteum: *finger on nose, points* @philblackpool

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152041350764834816

2011-12-28 12:38:23
peteum: @arthurCRS I swear this dude must have said it twenty odd times. It kept getting sillier in my stupid mind.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152005474013818880

2011-12-28 12:36:41
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m not sure if that joke works on me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/152005046215786496

2011-12-27 20:04:15
peteum: @philblackpool not just me then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151755290474328064

2011-12-27 13:17:52
peteum: @arthurCRS tenant here at work going on about the CRS box set he got from fopp. He means CSI. Amusing me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151653020063641600

2011-12-27 08:15:57
peteum: deep fried glumness, the jitters, work

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151577042104754176

2011-12-26 15:36:49
peteum: I almost just tweeted this: cambridge blue christmas opening hours

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151325602471886849

2011-12-26 13:44:26
peteum: My brother is checking online to see if there was a Christmas murder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151297319332089856

2011-12-26 13:23:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum There was approx 100% more Farley Jackmaster Funk in that Christmas than expected.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151292112590209024

2011-12-26 12:14:21
peteum: They spelled out LOVE CAN’T TURN AROUND on it. It still says LOVE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151274649756499968

2011-12-26 12:13:00
peteum: Jo bad timing made a fantastic vegan banana cake, & edible letraset.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151274307421618176

2011-12-26 12:11:29
peteum: On the bottom bunk syd was playing assassins creed in new arsenal shellsuit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273926788513792

2011-12-26 12:10:08
peteum: I actually checked his breathing this morning. He was off the mattress, but asleep fully clothed on the top bunk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273588798922752

2011-12-26 12:08:37
peteum: It wasn’t as unhinged as Christmasses past, although Bob did set a new human booze record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151273204462268416

2011-12-26 12:05:44
peteum: Mutiny. They won’t walk. To the pub. In Grantchester. And I’ve done almost all the washing up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151272478507941888

2011-12-26 12:03:52
peteum: @FarmerGlitch we feel the luv, and Christ we need it… you too hope you had a good glitchmas…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151272010381672450

2011-12-26 11:44:50
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: There is no person so severely punished, as those who subject themselves to the whip of their own remorse. ~ Seneca h …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151267221816086529

2011-12-26 22:24:47
peteum: Grist Archive 26-12-11 http://t.co/av8uRnoZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151428269630164992

2011-12-26 18:30:36
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Today: #Assange: 383 days detained-no charge #WikiLeaks: 386 days unlawful banking blockade #Manning: 580 days in jail ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151369336458715136

2011-12-26 17:25:18
peteum: Ruined Christmas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151352902944948224

2011-12-26 17:24:57
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: @Pani_Bufetowa Can’t upload now. Keep losing coverage and having to start again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151352813342048256

2011-12-26 17:21:37
peteum: RT @b_wildered: Some photos are funny because they are. http://t.co/xBEb6Skn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151351975521419264

2011-12-26 17:20:18
peteum: That @neverfadingwood is uploading footage of a man snoring in a particularly Polish jumper, is what I mean.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151351645375184898

2011-12-26 17:12:47
peteum: I havent watched any xmas tv, but this is eagerly awaited.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151349751957291008

2011-12-26 16:28:59
peteum: @polytechnic2 gimme three steps is my jam.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151338731557765120

2011-12-26 15:40:49
peteum: Record on the turntable is Lynyrd Skynrd.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151326607192244226

2011-12-26 15:37:30
peteum: I would have been ashamed if I had, but it’s OK to tell you about it. #funnythat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151325772387319811

2011-12-25 23:38:14
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: If you don’t like my arrogance you can suck my socks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151084365428957184

2011-12-25 19:07:31
peteum: Remind me to do a series of promotional underground anecdotes which I only have because of Bad Timing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151016239463018496

2011-12-25 19:06:08
peteum: Ha, when Jo @badtimingnights put The Skaters on James Ferraro asked “do you have YouTube at your place?”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/151015890106851328

2011-12-25 13:45:36
peteum: @ProUnit Thanks Unit, and also with you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150935224769970177

2011-12-25 12:19:58
peteum: I mean I very nearly had a serious head injury. Death by technics amp. Imagine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150913673282592768

2011-12-25 11:51:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX please re-enact this later.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150906582962683904

2011-12-25 11:49:42
peteum: RT @danielmaier: Let’s take a moment to think about those more fortunate than ourselves.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150906059370921984

2011-12-25 09:23:01
peteum: Just very nearly avoided a serious head injury. Would have made for an interesting day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150869142390575104

2011-12-25 07:56:01
peteum: My brother is up, and has had a shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150847251164565505

2011-12-25 07:54:17
peteum: @johnedenuk jah rastachristmas John!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846815066013696

2011-12-25 07:52:58
peteum: Noddy Holder roused and ushered silently through shadowy corridors…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846481191010304

2011-12-25 07:51:45
peteum: Alarm in t-minus ten.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150846174801305600

2011-12-25 07:50:42
peteum: @LowQuay *waves*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150845910648233984

2011-12-25 07:47:04
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Merry Xmas everybody #ijustwokeup sleepy but i still got bars neatly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844998475186178

2011-12-25 07:46:43
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I’m getting old I nearly just put the air freshener in the fridge lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844907068723201

2011-12-25 07:45:28
peteum: One time I woke up really early on Christmas morn and read crime & punishment (till the end) for 2 hours. That was a mistake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844592588193792

2011-12-25 07:43:31
peteum: Mariah eventually morphed Into “no side to fall in” by the raincoats though, thank the hipster gods.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150844103825956864

2011-12-25 07:38:08
peteum: It’s not a time it’s a fucking price!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150842746893123584

2011-12-25 07:37:14
peteum: 5.49 with mariah in my wrongbowed head, ta.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150842520371347456

2011-12-24 22:40:11
peteum: fuck you sellotape

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150707371289739265

2011-12-24 21:49:26
peteum: Extra dishes going on now cos @NOCHEXXX eats like a big fat ho, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150694597499166721

2011-12-24 21:48:03
peteum: Must. Not. Get. Fucked. Up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150694251427147776

2011-12-24 20:02:52
peteum: Stir-fry & Strongbow yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150667778666409984

2011-12-24 20:01:08
peteum: @FarmerGlitch festive greets from the bleak east!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150667343025020928

2011-12-24 19:55:20
peteum: Finished work! Till the 27th! Suckers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150665884531306496

2011-12-24 11:55:19
peteum: RT @NikKershaw: Theo, my 18 month old son, just pointed to a picture of @howardjones and said “Daddy”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150545082087510016

2011-12-23 14:00:45
peteum: RT @StanCollymore: Just have one look at my favourites and tell me there isn’t at least something to address. Nobody’s playing any card …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150214263565324290

2011-12-23 13:57:50
peteum: Ok, show me a Christmas I can’t charity shop my way out of.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150213527473369088

2011-12-23 13:52:13
peteum: If you observe a gluten-free diet & don’t buy any special stuff you end up having pretty weird lunches, I have discovered.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150212113183416320

2011-12-23 11:58:49
peteum: @h7dd3rs John Nettles investigates a series of dull manslaughters.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150183574740545537

2011-12-23 11:02:23
peteum: Using the word misnomer incorrectly is going to be my new thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150169375515742208

2011-12-23 09:09:20
peteum: I also liked Aaron Dilloway’s lipsynching record. Lovely packaging I gave up trying to rip off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140924545081345

2011-12-23 09:07:01
peteum: Hints of woodsmoke, vanilla, angry mice etc. What a shit Pete.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140340802813952

2011-12-23 09:05:40
peteum: In the doghouse cos I drank some hoity toity Scotch that was someone’s mum’s in rude glugs, & missed the hints.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150140001219395584

2011-12-23 20:12:28
peteum: When people say “Oh my days” they are actually just coyly referencing Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150307805902020608

2011-12-23 19:08:21
peteum: Audioboo: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham. http://t.co/7NiRyBA4 #davidbeckham #peteum #smells

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150291672801095681

2011-12-23 18:58:46
peteum: Um, the new fragrance by David Beckham.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150289260375834624

2011-12-23 16:19:06
peteum: Two young fellows in the army surplus shop wondering whether you need to growl if you can sing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150249078213713920

2011-12-23 16:17:53
peteum: Maplin smells of stale mansweat. More so even than Cash Converters.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150248772012744704

2011-12-23 15:29:20
peteum: Prison-faced drunk in Poundland attempts joke with sad pony-tailed cashier. #xmasshopping

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150236555624202242

2011-12-23 14:00:56
peteum: RT @chakrabortty: Bloody hell. Go and look at @StanCollymore ’s favourites.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/150214308071092224

2011-12-22 23:28:46
peteum: @orfy nice one! I love that record.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149994821975687169

2011-12-22 21:29:59
peteum: And the Clairaudience Fellowship record from Twig Harper & Daniel Higgs, the nuttahs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149964926562213888

2011-12-22 21:26:24
peteum: My other favourite LPs from this year weren’t from this year: the two Zomes records and uh, maybe Legends Of Benin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149964024983986176

2011-12-22 21:24:27
peteum: Probably @ergophizmiz made the best opera I’ve seen this year. I could go on and on about it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149963536561475584

2011-12-22 21:22:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @LowQuay I’ve been trying to get on this tip but it’s a works do in my house.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149963060092731393

2011-12-22 21:01:46
peteum: Oh yeah, @tapebox doesn’t seem to make shit records & he made another amazing beautiful object this year, which you can listen to.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149957828185042944

2011-12-22 20:51:02
peteum: Probably my favourite 2011 NOCHEXXX-style auteur button-fucker would probably be @NOCHEXXX I reckon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149955125421678592

2011-12-22 20:35:37
peteum: Dry roasted penis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149951245812121600

2011-12-22 20:35:21
peteum: RT @bloodrainbow: Poison Ikea

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149951177709207552

2011-12-22 19:56:15
peteum: Just realized tonight’s dinner is Jo’s work do, so alas I’m drinking socially.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149941336894746626

2011-12-22 19:52:51
peteum: @ekolad I should, & would if I could, send you a copy of the 53 track “Giraffe Outtakes”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149940483504873473

2011-12-22 18:49:10
peteum: That Doozer record is amazing, when it arrives. Radio On is my favourite Doozer thing as yet tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149924457669070848

2011-12-22 18:40:56
peteum: Best Of records of pals = Nochexxx Savage Herald, & the video! Probably liked the sprawl of Memowrekz from @ekolad best, or the dubloaded..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149922386106531840

2011-12-22 18:23:07
peteum: @neverfadingwood Chin chin!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149917901313413120

2011-12-22 18:22:37
peteum: On a vaguely serious note I would like to give props to everyone who gave me props: @NOCHEXXX @kekw (?) Woebot @ekolad @cowsarejustfood…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149917775371046912

2011-12-22 18:16:37
peteum: I’m the same, I think. Might do a flippant Best Of 2011 list, since I’m getting pissed here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149916264238821376

2011-12-22 18:15:42
peteum: RT @ekolad: i haven’t made a ‘best of’ list, but i did enjoy that @peteum 10″

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149916033715683328

2011-12-22 13:34:29
peteum: @neverfadingwood http://t.co/ZrflADRy

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149845262041489408

2011-12-22 08:48:37
peteum: RT @DawnHFoster: Blimey. On phone to sister (in Welsh), bloke gestured at me and said “Those fucking Poles are why no one can get Britis …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149773322329137152

2011-12-22 08:44:29
peteum: RT @pawboy2: One problem is that ‘racism’ as term has to stand in for n+ wildly discrete forms of hatred, distrust, paranoia, disavowal, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149772283093856256

2011-12-21 17:54:12
peteum: Matt Happy People.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149548234895933440

2011-12-21 12:26:41
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino no you shouldnt, you disingenuous comedy sociopath.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149465812175044608

2011-12-21 11:39:24
peteum: @neverfadingwood I thought about nicking it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149453913295302656

2011-12-21 10:55:58
peteum: @Ray_Cappuccino I knew following you was asking for trouble.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149442983463354368

2011-12-21 10:35:42
peteum: @lisablanning I would never do that to a woman. Oh, am I thanking you as Wire review middlelady?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149437881927221248

2011-12-20 21:52:02
peteum: Dancing days. I’m in the bog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149245701526798336

2011-12-20 21:43:03
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: BOBBY’S BACK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149243438347468801

2011-12-20 20:32:02
peteum: @singingadams show us yr squirrel.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149225568565608449

2011-12-20 20:29:08
peteum: Gluten-free engagement piss-up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149224836462424064

2011-12-20 20:20:07
peteum: @singingadams won’t cook.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149222568673554433

2011-12-20 20:01:08
peteum: @directoryofbunk Yes, been meaning to high five you about this. Pretty fucking grindingly awkward bum yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149217791470342146

2011-12-20 14:49:07
peteum: This is my portfolio. I must not loose it. Loosing it may be considered a disciplinary matter. http://t.co/IsBEHYBh

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149139269015969792

2011-12-20 10:10:35
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: any reverse psychology / occult magick practices one can use to prevent people from lending you DVD’s / music that you kno …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149069174050783232

2011-12-20 08:10:59
peteum: @JudeClarke There wasn’t any of that in the dream, but who knows? It would have looked especially bad as they were so old, and young.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149039074710265856

2011-12-20 08:08:58
peteum: They kicked off with Dancing Days, which had a Jacksons style dance routine. My thing, utilising boombox, was a disaster. Tracks skipping.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149038570663972864

2011-12-20 08:07:10
peteum: Dreamt I supported a reformed Led Zep. Two of them were younger people, one being an actual child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/149038115737182208

2011-12-19 08:32:13
peteum: RT @therealelp: CHERISH YOUR TYRANTS WHILE THEY ARE HERE, PEOPLE. DONT WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148682031679807488

2011-12-18 23:14:56
peteum: Rihanna’s Only Girl seems to be about the experience of being insecurely attached.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148541788204969985

2011-12-18 22:37:03
peteum: @ekolad Oh yeah, & my songs are too short.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148532254405173248

2011-12-18 22:34:36
peteum: @ekolad Thanks man. I think it’s like 10% inspiration, 10% perspiration. Maybe 30% Stella & the rest pathological abstention.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148531636588384256

2011-12-18 22:31:25
peteum: @oscillatordrift Covered in shame.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148530837401518080

2011-12-18 22:31:00
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148530730211868674

2011-12-18 19:43:32
peteum: @ProUnit One hesitates to say “Ioved his early stuff”, but there it is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148488584620548096

2011-12-17 21:45:35
peteum: My favourite Shirt… http://t.co/i09hFVdM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148156915510292480

2011-12-17 14:45:47
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: there’s an underlying menace to @MoonWiringClub Clutch it Like a Gonk, which makes sex positive moles and their long nosed …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148051268001206272

2011-12-17 14:36:53
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Think I might treat myself to one of those ubiquitous USB-powered mp3-to-vinyl cutting lathes for Christmas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/148049028511309826

2011-12-17 10:27:12
peteum: Dreamt I was hanging out with Billy Idol. He was small, slight, decent & a bit dull. Tried to ask about “Vizer trowah!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147986193433374720

2011-12-16 20:32:49
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: the first rule of modular synth club is please come to modular synth club

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147776211651801088

2011-12-16 14:29:20
peteum: Grist Archive 16-12-11 http://t.co/qnYIqe3R

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147684739640340480

2011-12-16 13:45:34
peteum: RT @danhancox: four pages of @DSG_DSG in g2 today: http://t.co/7kpmYspf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147673724525608960

2011-12-16 13:07:28
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s kind of hard to explain why it was funny, but it was. Plus I always accuse Jo of being an amateur with dogs, as she is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147664135482642433

2011-12-16 13:06:32
peteum: @ergophizmiz I’d forgotten about your habit. Funnily enough when we were in Bridport Jo saw some, said “dogs!” & they both looked round.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147663900630986752

2011-12-16 11:25:31
peteum: Leave stabes & do chores mouseford. And get off my Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147638482368610304

2011-12-16 11:09:32
peteum: ‘Snews’ is what Jon Snow delivers on Channel 4.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147634457745178625

2011-12-15 23:29:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad http://t.co/Sodk77Rh Put a copy up for sale.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147458212399030272

2011-12-15 23:08:16
peteum: @johnedenuk Too late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147452944705536000

2011-12-15 23:03:59
peteum: @peteum @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx This record is very well-received. On Discogs. By us.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147451867922833408

2011-12-15 22:59:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk @ekolad JOKES!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147450773796691968

2011-12-15 22:58:42
peteum: @johnedenuk @ekolad @nochexxx Sense won out that time, but nerdery will find a way. Wiki page offers up for tender!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147450539741945856

2011-12-15 22:32:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad Laughably, it was a statement of intent. You know, to hit 4 figures.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443992261443585

2011-12-15 22:31:10
peteum: @ekolad I’m very grateful for your efforts dude. The process did my nut in & scared me off, but I have a lot of stuff actually…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443611066302464

2011-12-15 22:29:53
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX The cat number should be Grist 0005, but I think the cats are a bit skittish at the beginning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147443286418792451

2011-12-15 22:28:34
peteum: @ekolad Ha! That was retrospectively attributed by myself, although there’s plenty of other conceptual faultlines I’m sure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147442955333025792

2011-12-15 20:23:40
peteum: @ekolad And I’ve only been Pete Um since 2008 & sometimes old skool promoters bill me as Um out of militancy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147411522589704192

2011-12-15 20:21:59
peteum: @ekolad Strictly speaking Um is the band & Pete Um is the representative, but in Discogs terms you are right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147411097341800448

2011-12-15 18:28:54
peteum: RT @ekolad: Grist, past & present c/o @peteum @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/acglYBvK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147382641723850753

2011-12-15 18:28:41
peteum: @ekolad http://t.co/A82o3z0H – Daft faces thru the ages.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147382587705401344

2011-12-15 12:53:14
peteum: RT @Joey7Barton: Think I’ve found a man to respect and admire this morning, step forward Prof Noam Chomsky…….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147298166314762240

2011-12-15 10:13:46
peteum: Boomer Schadenfreude aka Rip-Off Britain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147258036434644992

2011-12-15 08:29:07
peteum: Grist Archive 15-12-11 http://t.co/wFmbvJCZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147231701444198400

2011-12-14 18:26:34
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(3) http://t.co/N3jT7XOq

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/147019667272253440

2011-12-14 11:08:36
peteum: @MaxTundra ha little drummer boy on in Starbucks. It works!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146909448038920192

2011-12-14 11:02:20
peteum: @MaxTundra I have that on cassette, big pranny that I am.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146907872167600128

2011-12-14 10:54:43
peteum: @JudeClarke I am at work actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146905953923641346

2011-12-14 09:57:27
peteum: Trying on kitten heels in john Lewis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146891543490478080

2011-12-14 09:19:11
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/NumJ56×0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146881912940658689

2011-12-14 09:19:06
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11_(2) http://t.co/nm7yPrFW

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146881892476649472

2011-12-14 09:13:35
peteum: Grist Archive 14-12-11 http://t.co/uEOm5AJe

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146880504635994112

2011-12-14 08:54:14
peteum: @MaxTundra *my face grinning from within niche*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146875631794257920

2011-12-14 08:50:12
peteum: @aridtrax it is now too late to make a wish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146874618551074817

2011-12-14 08:15:34
peteum: I hope the woman who reads the news on Radio 4 actually talks like Kathy Burke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146865901663289344

2011-12-13 10:52:02
peteum: Right then, 4 Pete Ums & a Blues Brothers in the post.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146542892851281920

2011-12-12 21:40:50
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights Seems only fair, my esteemed associate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146343779966783488

2011-12-12 20:00:40
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: That’s it for my foot the Doc says! Now once the rain stops I’ll retrieve my Harley this week… once i get over this bla …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146318571172139008

2011-12-12 20:00:33
peteum: RT @carlmaxim: What a delicious irony that the News of the World was forced to close as a result of a story that wasn’t 100% true.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146318541761683456

2011-12-12 19:38:19
peteum: A thousand thanks or at least 208 to @badtimingnights for design/production/artistry today making covers for my tardy ten inch!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146312947122184192

2011-12-12 19:36:13
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum http://t.co/9VG3Zf6Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146312419621351424

2011-12-12 18:05:06
peteum: RT @charliewoolley: “People who don’t change will find themselves like folk musicians, playing in museums and local as a motherfucker.” …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146289486765113344

2011-12-12 16:49:22
peteum: @arthurCRS In some capacity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146270428552372224

2011-12-12 14:15:36
peteum: These are rarer. http://t.co/ghlQjjPv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146231731513589761

2011-12-12 13:43:03
peteum: @arthurCRS and vice versa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146223540432146432

2011-12-12 13:13:55
peteum: @arthurCRS http://t.co/JkzH3Qet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146216210919456768

2011-12-12 12:53:23
peteum: Today Jo @badtimingnights & I are at st. Barnabas press screenprinting inserts for Can’t Get Started. We’ve almost begun.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146211040831606784

2011-12-12 10:24:25
peteum: @oscillatordrift On the 1700 from Dorchester South. It was a posting of embittered resignation & self-shaming. At Kings X it was 6 for Â£5.50

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146173553367203840

2011-12-12 10:21:44
peteum: @ergophizmiz Thankyouverymuchforhavingme. Was a joy to meet your merry men & see TTP. What are you going to do with the heads?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146172876666576896

2011-12-12 10:18:40
peteum: @ergophizmiz T’is a deep & enduring love…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146172107213123584

2011-12-11 23:17:51
peteum: RT @kekw: @peteum @FarmerGlitch Pete – still some tickets on door for tonight’s show?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/146005806381416448

2011-12-11 20:59:33
peteum: @badtimingnights yes indeed. When’s good? Need to be somewhere for 3pm and not really into crack of dawn but otherwise up to you!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145971003745513472

2011-12-11 19:13:49
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Jo’s mate who came to the @aidandabet gig texted her last night “how are the milk churners?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145944391129907200

2011-12-11 19:00:43
peteum: @ekolad thanks dude. Dm yr address I’ll send you thee greatest hits ep…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145941095170310144

2011-12-11 18:49:34
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @neverfadingwood is a dribbling goat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145938290187571200

2011-12-11 18:40:36
peteum: Â£2.90 http://t.co/2JgpdoX3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145936033769467905

2011-12-10 19:10:42
peteum: @badtimingnights only got a vague sense of what that is.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145581222045827072

2011-12-10 18:43:03
peteum: @kekw 6 advance sold, so I reckon it’ll be ok

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145574261229228032

2011-12-10 17:53:23
peteum: RT @kekw: So, uh, yeah @peteum live tonight at Bridport Arts Centre, Dorset.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145561762794700801

2011-12-10 16:53:34
peteum: RT @julesmattsson: The music in Rick Perry’s anti-gay ad ‘Strong’ was by gay American composer Aaron Copland, who by the way was a commu …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145546711878729729

2011-12-10 16:52:57
peteum: RT @Pani_Bufetowa: Ha. RT @elegsabiff: Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145546556387508226

2011-12-10 16:19:52
peteum: RT @oscillatordrift: @peteum Does Ergo Phizmiz have any views on the Transporter Bridge centenary? Written any songs about it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145538227644796928

2011-12-10 16:19:37
peteum: @monktonwylde leisurely looking forward to meeting you too! Oh, that sounds rude…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145538167959863296

2011-12-10 16:13:39
peteum: @kekw spent a pleasurable 20 quid at one such stall. Pleasure enhanced by eavesdropping on someone recommending Pete um for tonight’s gig!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145536665862152192

2011-12-10 16:09:54
peteum: @HughesRich and one which he is yet to see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145535721053237248

2011-12-10 14:32:00
peteum: @kekw I’ll let you know when I see Mr phizmiz. I’m sure there will be though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145511083464073216

2011-12-10 12:36:06
peteum: @FarmerGlitch think this market might take a while!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145481918635458560

2011-12-10 11:24:18
peteum: As a child mouse thought the protagonist in the mental as anything song was using the woman he’s addressing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145463848487501824

2011-12-10 11:21:38
peteum: Seemed appropriate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145463175758876672

2011-12-10 11:18:32
peteum: I tweet from the bath of @ergophizmiz, in swimming goggles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145462396734029824

2011-12-10 09:48:32
peteum: Bridport Partly Sunny. Mentions nothing of hangovers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145439746431262720

2011-12-10 00:42:17
peteum: In @ergophizmiz pad. Cold, discussing issues of self, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145302279971549184

2011-12-10 00:40:24
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: where were you in 97? #hotel_paral.lel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145301803221786624

2011-12-09 14:08:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @zone_styx there was a lot more, but it wasn’t the rest of the songs included

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145142824722120705

2011-12-09 13:48:44
peteum: @zone_styx nice one. They want more

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145137808871407616

2011-12-09 13:13:24
peteum: And now I have to press X and head West…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145128916217110529

2011-12-09 13:12:26
peteum: Normally I get to tell other musicians what it says about them in The Wire, but the Doozer says my rekkid is reviewed & my copy isn’t here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145128672649678848

2011-12-09 13:00:49
peteum: Not in Unison obviously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125750889119744

2011-12-09 13:00:31
peteum: Imagine a troop-formation of dudes in Clarkson masks swaggering in unison towards you to that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125674309533696

2011-12-09 12:59:29
peteum: The ultimate white middle-aged man song is “I Can’t Dance” by Genesis. It just reeks pure Clarkson.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145125414564671489

2011-12-09 12:23:13
peteum: “fez” on my hand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145116287385874432

2011-12-09 12:21:31
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I feel you. I’m like one pair of pants and a ring-modulator.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145115860590280704

2011-12-09 09:47:29
peteum: Old carolling tweet. Told you I was lying. Actually rubbing a wall.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145077094072844288

2011-12-09 09:46:18
peteum: I for one welcome Hungary, our new economic partner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145076798382809088

2011-12-09 09:46:12
peteum: Fantastic meal in the Robin Hood & now off to a carol service. Excited! (warning: contains lies)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145076770318716928

2011-12-09 09:41:09
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Bobby Gregory morphing into Lenny Bruce, Daffy Duck and ‘Bit King’?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145075499113250817

2011-12-09 09:40:26
peteum: Justin Webb attack frog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145075320242966528

2011-12-09 08:46:27
peteum: RT @kekw: PETE UM: “CAN’T GET STARTED” http://t.co/sFbErGxY

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/145061736226095105

2011-12-08 23:42:55
peteum: Especially nice to read since I’ve been doing the cottage industry thing with Epson/guillotine for that record this last hour…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144924949453348864

2011-12-08 23:22:50
peteum: RT @somedisco: Manchester United and Manchester City have joined forces to launch a new perfume, “the smell of Manchester”. It’s called …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144919896487247872

2011-12-08 17:21:30
peteum: @chapmusic such sensible people.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144828962542075904

2011-12-08 17:19:10
peteum: RT @chapmusic: please let’s not all have animated profile pictures, that would be too flickery

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144828378137100288

2011-12-08 17:16:24
peteum: Lithuanian at the wheel: “this dark is very bad dark because it is not enough dark”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144827682394349568

2011-12-08 15:22:47
peteum: @JimBowers9 I failed my Psychic Abilities exam. Not totally unexpected though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144799088435666944

2011-12-08 14:59:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I think I get what you mean. If I do, I will. Try.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144793122696724481

2011-12-08 14:58:03
peteum: @directoryofbunk a veritable who’s who in shithop! #althoughnot

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144792861710356481

2011-12-08 14:28:52
peteum: @neverfadingwood I’ll have a shot of something before I go on and you can be there in spirits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144785519723814912

2011-12-08 12:17:38
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And what a line-up: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Erik Bumbledonk, Oblivian Substanshall, Vulnavia Vanity, The Gale, Martha Mo …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144752494931750912

2011-12-08 12:17:33
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then on December 10th come to @BridportArts for Howtosaytwo. The final show of “The Third Policeman”, then a full progr …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144752473641459712

2011-12-08 09:45:04
peteum: Bridport is going to see a fairly shameless showbiz set. Glad Dave’s not coming.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144714096967815168

2011-12-08 09:15:01
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights also her favourite colour is peach.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144706537619857408

2011-12-08 09:13:28
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I recall @badtimingnights mentioning that song, implying significance, to me. Just left in the dark vis a vis Phd.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144706145066549249

2011-12-08 09:02:20
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. ~ Nietzsche

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144703343862890496

2011-12-07 22:08:19
peteum: RT @mushybees: Oh good god, advertisers, please just stop making twee cover versions to sell your shit, even of songs i already loathe!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144538755653582848

2011-12-07 15:59:55
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight: C Joynes, Alan Wilkinson, Padang Food Tigers, The Portland @CrushingDeathCB http://t.co/Or9nxT71

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144446045710073856

2011-12-07 14:38:27
peteum: RT @faisalislam: … The clearest example ever of the Stockholm syndrome relationship between all UK governments and its financial servi …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144425542932905986

2011-12-07 08:55:55
peteum: Few weeks ago I dreamt of puncture. In the morning I had one. Weird feeling.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144339341689368576

2011-12-07 08:53:47
peteum: Monday I had feverish dream of finding the 2 toy Luger pistols I had as child. Opened living room door in the AM & Syd, holding 1: “bang!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144338806923997184

2011-12-07 08:50:51
peteum: @Nochexxx is his own dream team lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144338067833094144

2011-12-07 08:48:39
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: drunk in Granchester with Idlerich and co, Eno / Byrne collab and unknown Monks rec @peteum ? jumping into the cam with n …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144337512196878336

2011-12-06 15:35:49
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big up everyone ive worked wether you was good or shit i gave you the time of day remember that………..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/144077591412871168

2011-12-06 09:20:51
peteum: @JudeClarke PartialCare would still be a misnomer! Fucking Jokepaste more like.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143983229802786817

2011-12-06 09:18:45
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum “Big up Dick Dastardly. Big up Cyril Sneer,” he mumbled. A legend was born.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982698413817857

2011-12-06 09:18:34
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum He retreated to the corner to jot down some rhymes, pausing only to suck air through his teeth and fall out with ot …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982653023068161

2011-12-06 09:18:26
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum Wiley gazed at the stolen action man with hate, greed and envy. “Bruv,” he said, “don’t even test me, yeah?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982620009693184

2011-12-06 09:17:32
peteum: @ProUnit Ha! The game of Musical Statues ended awkwardly… “I was not moving Mum! I was just breathing and looking with my eyes!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143982392460320768

2011-12-06 09:14:54
peteum: @ProUnit Unit, don’t take the only happy day of Wiley’s life that hitherto only existed in Pete Um’s mind away from him!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143981731433820160

2011-12-06 08:35:06
peteum: This is Sainsburys, and it’s not even the Basics range. We are fucking fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143971717235228673

2011-12-06 08:33:41
peteum: You expect to live in Western Europe & buy cheapo washing-up liquid from the corner shop that just makes grease giggle but this is different

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143971359809216512

2011-12-06 08:31:30
peteum: I predict the downfall of Capitalism in the entrails of this Sainsburys Totalcare toothpaste, which does not fucking WORK.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143970810976145409

2011-12-06 08:22:22
peteum: One year colder, more disphoric etc. Or maybe he’s just a year out, ha ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143968512170409984

2011-12-06 08:19:21
peteum: So I guess his life was one year darker than I imagined.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143967751692763137

2011-12-06 08:16:46
peteum: I mean, it imagines a childhood instance in which he might have been happy, in contrast to those in which he was not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143967102074761216

2011-12-06 08:14:35
peteum: On Bumskipper 5, I think, there’s a tune called “Wiley’s 5th Birthday”, which sort of imagines him as a happy child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143966550687363072

2011-12-06 08:12:34
peteum: RT @Wiley__: I cant wait till my next birthday.this is the 1st one ive been happy about since 4 years old or something …cos my albums …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143966046871752704

2011-12-06 08:10:55
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch OK, good luck with that!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143965628389261312

2011-12-05 20:05:19
peteum: My son searching for “guns” on Amazon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143783024331456512

2011-12-05 19:53:19
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: 4 single-press Ergo Phizmiz vinyls in handmade artwork released today. 3 already gone. Who will have the last one? http …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143780004969455617

2011-12-05 19:51:54
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: After The Third Policeman @BridportArts, you get Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substan …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143779649342799872

2011-12-05 19:51:48
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Then to @BridportArts for the final performance of The Third Policeman. Come along. It will never be performed again af …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143779625745645568

2011-12-05 15:57:22
peteum: Someone should have had a word with Hugh Laurie about this blues thing. It’s a Pratchett hat set to music.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143720626446802944

2011-12-05 15:48:42
peteum: I hate it when people carry out shit gimmicky ideas like that though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143718444699885568

2011-12-05 15:46:59
peteum: That Jar Of Hearts tune would lend itself to a punk treatment methinks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143718016222367744

2011-12-05 12:45:51
peteum: @NOCHEXXX anxiety dream or real life? If latter, where?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143672431440175104

2011-12-05 12:44:03
peteum: Today is long too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143671977004122113

2011-12-05 10:56:16
peteum: @badtimingnights actually I’ve played several times at CamArt, a few hundred metres from where I am now, in fulbourn.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143644854902198272

2011-12-05 10:40:32
peteum: @badtimingnights Romsey Labour Club furthest South?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143640895038828544

2011-12-05 10:15:59
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t suppose I have, but worried you’re going to tell me I’ve played Arbury Free Fayre and forgotten it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143634717336551426

2011-12-05 08:30:12
peteum: @HughesRich I can see this happening…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143608094721720320

2011-12-05 08:29:42
peteum: Other Um compass points seem to be Odense, Berlin and Bern. Portland Arms makes no appearance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143607969471410176

2011-12-05 08:28:22
peteum: Was wondering whether Bridport will be furthest West I’ve ever played but I guess Nantes is more westerly?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143607631590862848

2011-12-04 22:30:55
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Awl-fucking-right! Wives & everything! Definitely going to be tossing out very short sweaty scarves into the audience…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143457280321531904

2011-12-04 19:56:15
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw I did wonder about that geographical fact! Will be there Friday but not sure of the plan for Sat…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143418357138472960

2011-12-04 19:51:06
peteum: @monktonwylde it almost always is, but thanks in advance!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143417060465192960

2011-12-04 19:12:22
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Pete Um, Angela Valid, Plushgoolash, Vulnavia Vanity, Oblivian Substanshall, and the final performance of The Third Pol …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407311514378241

2011-12-04 19:12:10
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: And before I bugger off…. come to Howtosaytwo at Bridport Arts Centre next Saturday…the line-up is immense….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407261027532800

2011-12-04 19:12:00
peteum: @ergophizmiz how can this batshit goodiepalesque folly be financed? Is it a magic trick, or a lie, or have you gone mad?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143407218925113344

2011-12-04 16:09:24
peteum: @JudeClarke it’s Cambridge’s way of telling us we’re too provincial for London. Ensures a tail-between-legs return.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143361266868695040

2011-12-04 14:54:32
peteum: Today is long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143342429293125632

2011-12-04 13:02:43
peteum: It’s like The bleedin’ Secret Millionaire in Bourdieu’s terms. #cunt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143314288197648384

2011-12-04 12:54:22
peteum: Political analysis of colleagues: rich and poor being helped but not the working class.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143312185005846528

2011-12-04 12:13:45
peteum: @tapebox surely not that long ago tho?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143301963923197952

2011-12-04 12:12:39
peteum: @tapebox Dave still blames me for my relaxed attitude to making sure we had tickets for that gig.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143301688613285889

2011-12-04 10:31:11
peteum: @neverfadingwood he’s likable enough but yes hagiography in need of an editor. Dave Grohl pissed me off too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143276153002655744

2011-12-04 08:27:38
peteum: And now: the long ride, the 11 hour day, party leftovers and karmic blowback.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143245059607904257

2011-12-04 08:26:30
peteum: But instead of early night I sit with my pal Grolsch, who is vegan, and watch shit Lemmy documentary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244773640249344

2011-12-04 08:25:30
peteum: No real post-Fair revelry to be found, although gratifed to hear Malcom Eggs’ pissed voice on PA referring to “the Mill Rd shuffle”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244525240991744

2011-12-04 08:23:40
peteum: Then at last minute my boss asks me to do 9-8 instead, as the girl I played at Scrabble last week is now off with stress.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143244061598429184

2011-12-04 08:21:41
peteum: Even tho g/f away & working all w/e I thought it would be cool cos 11.30AM start today would enable post Mill Road Fair booze last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143243565282238464

2011-12-04 08:18:12
peteum: RT @AlwysEvrythng: If you want a vision of the future, imagine crap 808 samples stamping on a human face – forever

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143242688509124608

2011-12-04 23:03:27
peteum: Grist Archive 4-12-11 http://t.co/3toC9nDu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143465466957021184

2011-12-04 22:50:50
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Midnight finish? Pete Um 9PM stagetime :0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143462291306852352

2011-12-04 22:34:41
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Trying to find out. Questioning horses now, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143458227093389312

2011-12-03 21:24:07
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11_(2) http://t.co/oo2FfR50

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143078082587262976

2011-12-03 21:12:49
peteum: Grist Archive 3-12-11 http://t.co/D0WpBvMf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/143075239360856065

2011-12-03 15:45:21
peteum: It would make a world of difference to me anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142992829118033921

2011-12-03 15:44:20
peteum: Can’t help but think booze would add a little something to this shindig…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142992571495497730

2011-12-03 15:12:59
peteum: They’ve asked me to set up the karaoke. Little do they know…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142984682076770304

2011-12-03 12:33:39
peteum: @pawboy2 my Stooges-worshipping Brighton mates hated the Scream so much they would only refer to them as The Scottish Band.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142944584614412288

2011-12-03 11:21:06
peteum: Sent to buy food-colouring. Bumped into old psychiatrist acquaintance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142926327153041408

2011-12-03 11:19:13
peteum: RT @ProUnit: @peteum My particular office Christmas party highlight was when someone got a rape alarm in the Secret Santa. DARK.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142925851774820352

2011-12-03 11:19:08
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Yes, make someone feel quite special.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142925832179023872

2011-12-03 08:13:01
peteum: @mushybees It could have been to do with the colours. I remember the lowering hauntologic skies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878993249615872

2011-12-03 08:11:30
peteum: @mushybees I recall it as dark, but I was a pussy as a child.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878613392465920

2011-12-03 08:10:55
peteum: Christmas freakin’ Party at work joy today. Please tweet me up to give my soul succour, cos I’ll be in a stupid hat playing bingo etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142878464758906880

2011-12-02 16:53:52
peteum: Grist Archive 2-12-11 http://t.co/HzjR9Gd1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142647681150484480

2011-12-02 12:17:02
peteum: Old dear to younger woman in chemist: “how’s your mum?” “she died.” “jean?” “no, Anne.” Blank look. You’d know her if you saw her.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142578015522652160

2011-12-01 19:41:21
peteum: Many slips twixt cup and lip/ I slam you like a poet! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142327443154415616

2011-12-01 19:02:02
peteum: Tooth Fairy fucking with my austerity program like an unforseen Euro crisis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142317549269422081

2011-12-01 14:40:09
peteum: Cut to Jan 1st & @NOCHEXXX finally figuring out what all the funny hats & sleighbells signified, you fucking mollusc!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/142251645709979648

2011-11-30 09:15:28
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Almost fell off my bike giving flying thumbs-up to local picket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141807548293578753

2011-11-30 09:08:49
peteum: RT @IanMartin: Wishing solidarity and good luck to all those on strike today. This is not just about pensions. It’s about who we are and …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141805875001180160

2011-11-30 08:56:41
peteum: RT @steve_hawkes: Surely MPs would have better chance of negotiating on pensions if their own were changed to reflect austerity Britain

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141802821786927104

2011-11-29 22:03:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I pushed man 50p too far, I could feel it in my bones at the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141638491791556608

2011-11-29 22:02:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Make an offer” is the closest I get to being an inscrutable existential gambler like yourself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141638123653312512

2011-11-29 21:17:41
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Discogs: Your offer on 1. Piiri* – Jarru EP has been declined”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141626908956835840

2011-11-29 19:56:49
peteum: FUCKED-O-NOMICS!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141606560425193472

2011-11-29 19:34:48
peteum: You snows it @JudeClarke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141601017925091329

2011-11-29 19:18:18
peteum: “The facts of the world have changed.” – Danny Alexander

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141596869028622336

2011-11-29 19:16:55
peteum: RT @PabloK: Awesome placard slogan there: UNIONS: THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE WEEKEND. #Nov30

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141596517822758912

2011-11-29 16:31:39
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/gQc58Ww0 – What is the provenance of this pic Dave? Is it at Aid & Abet?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141554929583128577

2011-11-28 20:35:16
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: FOOT UPDATE: Doc says it looks really good, one more week with compression sock and i will be good as new!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/141253850169491456

2011-11-27 21:00:31
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Jeremy Prynne’s first reading in 20-odd years, and WE’VE put it on! Tonight in Lady Mitchell Hall, Prynne and Selma Jam …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140897815336456192

2011-11-27 16:04:13
peteum: RT @ihavecake: As grocery delivery man handed me a bottle of gin he did not openly judge my tiger suit and I did not openly stare at his …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140823248618266624

2011-11-27 12:41:30
peteum: @arthurCRS No problem. It’s the gift of giving.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140772231696486401

2011-11-27 12:22:27
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Thanks man. We love that record too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140767441235099649

2011-11-26 22:40:33
peteum: …the tossy emptiness in his thang that struck me as quite ahead of its time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140560602975313920

2011-11-26 22:37:09
peteum: Me & my pal Sean used to listen to Cat & play Carom back in the day so it’s not like I don’t know a bit about Cat but struck by…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140559746188058625

2011-11-26 22:34:23
peteum: Ha now Jo trying to YouTube me into Cat Stevens. Be funny if all the present-day strum-wanker Cat analogues turn to Islam like wot he did.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140559049509974016

2011-11-26 17:36:46
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Deeply deeply embarrassing Cash In The Attic featuring Mike Read & his Mike Read memorabilia. Like Smashy & Nicey played as …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140484150191853568

2011-11-26 11:50:49
peteum: @real_dubversion Ah…Treworgey…lest we forget, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140397088872738816

2011-11-25 17:09:00
peteum: @JudeClarke Sorry, meant to provide some context to that but got detoured. Don’t know either tune but it was a scandal for 15 seconds.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140114776230608896

2011-11-25 17:02:04
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11_(2) http://t.co/r6RxKobP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140113033103020032

2011-11-25 16:28:48
peteum: @JudeClarke This has already been discussed on the internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140104658545946624

2011-11-25 16:26:47
peteum: Big up JH Prynne. Man pours wine like a don. I mean…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140104153593679872

2011-11-25 16:25:58
peteum: RT @CamDefendEd: Just to announce a very special event tomorrow, JH PRYNNE reading from his new collection, his first UK reading in year …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140103948253134848

2011-11-25 16:25:31
peteum: @ProUnit An animation would be quite good. Sort of semi-realist, like this: http://t.co/TVVGCj86

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140103832884617216

2011-11-25 16:13:02
peteum: Grist Archive 25-11-11 http://t.co/pnrJd3EV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140100692995096581

2011-11-25 13:56:56
peteum: Little review action of the new 10″ you can’t buy:… http://t.co/9aHoaKsi

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140066441931141120

2011-11-25 13:47:02
peteum: RT @TomMorganJones: War on Terror the app launched today. Makes me proud, happy, excited and my pants just a little bit wet with wee. ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140063948249640960

2011-11-25 13:14:51
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: RT @CrushingDeathCB In place of cancelled Higgs gig: C Joynes + Alan WIlkinson + Padang Food Tigers, 7 Dec @ThePort …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140055851703615488

2011-11-25 13:06:28
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Ahmed Harara, who lost his 1st eye on 28 Jan & his 2nd on 19 Nov, leads a march from Mostafa Mohamoud Mosque in Moh …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140053742727856128

2011-11-25 10:54:06
peteum: @ProUnit I think the idea of Wiley talking about his former glories in a post-apocalyptic landscape has dramatic legs bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140020429577388032

2011-11-25 10:09:03
peteum: @ProUnit image of Wiley trying to pull branch off dead Beckettian tree, getting vexed: “don’t test me, bruv!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140009094202400768

2011-11-25 09:46:09
peteum: @ProUnit ha! Actually one day it’ll just be a barren landscape, some cockroaches & Wiley tweeting about how he’s the best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/140003328078782464

2011-11-25 09:09:17
peteum: @Laica23 We are ghosts in the machine of domestic life…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139994051314331648

2011-11-25 09:06:27
peteum: “People ask me why I speak in a robot voice. I don’t know. Oh well……I need a shit.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139993340434317312

2011-11-25 09:00:36
peteum: @ProUnit I imagine Wiley in the future with a silvery moustache and a cravat, talking shit at a UKIP do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139991865448611841

2011-11-25 08:58:50
peteum: My g/f, upstairs, talking to herself, in a robot voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139991422907584512

2011-11-25 08:53:00
peteum: @johnedenuk Thanks John! That record is exclusive to Old Wave Of British Music Bloggers for now. No, I should sort that out, you’re right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139989952380403712

2011-11-25 08:50:02
peteum: RT @johnedenuk: Review roundup with carpets, @ekolad @bassclefbass @peteum DOME, Mark Fell & why I don’t write about @Cafeoto http://t.c …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139989206779953152

2011-11-25 08:47:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Happy Birthday Man-dude. Here, I’ve got you these hunting pistols & a racy statuette.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139988610651922432

2011-11-24 22:02:17
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: NOCHEXXX – TRASH IONOSPHERE (IAN’S SAD DEMISE / 1ST FRAME SNIPPET) http://t.co/QuY449gn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139826195016581121

2011-11-24 21:37:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX “Octopi Wall St.” Lol!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139820001153650688

2011-11-24 21:27:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX any recommendations from this avant trove?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139817328597680128

2011-11-24 21:18:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX David, walk AWAY from the seafood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139815249149825024

2011-11-24 16:53:08
peteum: @joemuggs In my case it was the hangovers caused by the misery of serving the clientele.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139748393709875200

2011-11-24 14:55:10
peteum: @arthurCRS @MinutestoLive Pickled for preservation mate. Fucking ruined on the inside though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139718709072760832

2011-11-24 14:51:55
peteum: @MinutestoLive @arthurCRS Way more hair now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139717888662704128

2011-11-24 14:43:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @johnedenuk More compelling evidence that I remember nothing of the 90s/last week etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139715828642889728

2011-11-24 14:38:50
peteum: Label owner finds the fact that I have confused sides A & B in my press as “rather jolly”. Phew.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139714599514681345

2011-11-24 12:50:27
peteum: RT @pawboy2: Unknown Witness testifies at #leveson, says nothing, plays Coil’s CONSTANT SHALLOWNESS LEADS TO EVIL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139687321263022080

2011-11-24 12:05:03
peteum: Writing press about something I know next to nothing about, just like a proper journalist!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139675896830369792

2011-11-24 11:10:55
peteum: RT @eggboycom: My new sounds: Eggboy: The Crow and the Rat’ alternative mix (crushed) http://t.co/eHOroLGV on #SoundCloud

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139662274804719616

2011-11-24 10:39:53
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS (ages of Wikipedia later) Ha ha!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139654462133374976

2011-11-24 10:16:30
peteum: @arthurCRS Big up cholera. Big up Les Dennis. Big up cheese.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139648580783837184

2011-11-24 10:05:47
peteum: @arthurCRS Doing my head in? Yes. Lord knows why I follow him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139645883431133184

2011-11-24 09:59:47
peteum: @singingadams Real talk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139644370990280704

2011-11-24 09:24:31
peteum: @johnedenuk @NOCHEXXX Think we might be at cross(fader) purposes. This: http://t.co/pXo5bKym

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139635499185868800

2011-11-24 08:50:05
peteum: Big up Bono. Big up Harry Potter. Big up Cecil Rhodes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139626832742985730

2011-11-24 08:48:54
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up bono from u2 he new what to do and cos of him so do we ….lets go

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139626533974315008

2011-11-24 08:27:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dominator. I love that record. Who were/was Sniper?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139621073779048448

2011-11-24 07:55:19
peteum: @johnedenuk 9 out of 10 cats, I shouldn’t wonder. Possibly more!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139613048070606848

2011-11-23 22:07:44
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Right i got that bandage/orthopedic shoe off & now i’m ready to party on two feet!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139465180554866689

2011-11-23 21:03:37
peteum: We were watching Hugh here last week in my yard & asking whither the people of colour or even working folk were…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139449042034900992

2011-11-23 20:55:59
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Get Zomes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139447122041905152

2011-11-23 20:55:36
peteum: @badtimingnights @CrushingDeathCB Bollocks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139447027460341761

2011-11-23 20:55:11
peteum: I’m ill & I just got marooned on sofa in front of her making a tension basket.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139446919268278273

2011-11-23 20:52:45
peteum: Class a bit of a hobbyhorse of mine but it’s instructive that I can enjoy Hugh but Kirstie makes me want 2 kill but it’s same format 100%

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139446307159941120

2011-11-23 12:57:34
peteum: RT @MetPoliceCO11: Great Lord Cthulhu, destroyer of mankind, has arisen from his watery repose and is currently causing a minor traffic …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139326724231012352

2011-11-23 11:55:34
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Congrats to @TerrorBullGames for their just-approved app version of War on Terror http://t.co/NqP7PlJv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139311122493865984

2011-11-23 11:54:04
peteum: Ok kubin & coolhaven “there is a garden” after the pet shop boys for the funeral please.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139310744910036992

2011-11-23 10:39:19
peteum: Painting job. http://t.co/iDV6tsgi

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139291935390179328

2011-11-23 09:55:49
peteum: Lol at The Mouse, making the case for James after the pub the other night. Pete’s indie g/f.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139280985392037888

2011-11-23 09:48:57
peteum: @NOCHEXXX haven’t tagged your elusive self but yr there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139279259486257152

2011-11-22 23:01:12
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX Coming to a Facebook near you I think, but tomorrow, soz…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139116244505866240

2011-11-22 22:55:06
peteum: @NOCHEXXX OK dude. Got a few ‘chexxx ones, but mainly about 300 million blurry cow shots!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139114711726825472

2011-11-22 22:05:26
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights @kekw @tapebox Belated massive mutual bigups! Been in work/recovery vortex. Got some pix coming…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139102210444378112

2011-11-22 21:55:39
peteum: RT @RealArshavin: If I get dog, I call him Benton.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/139099750808035329

2011-11-22 13:57:23
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Berrocal, Fenech and TazartÃ¨s reviewed by the wonderful Peter Kemp. check! http://t.co/xfTLfV8b

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138979389542117376

2011-11-22 13:24:14
peteum: RT @domfox: Probably more pepper-spraying cop images than you are ever likely to want to see: http://t.co/IGSIjLs8. The Guernica one’s good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138971047453147136

2011-11-22 11:04:17
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Fantastic piece of work. RT @lecanardnoir: Stunned. Utterly stunned by xkcd. http://t.co/G9H38JEa

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138935827332997120

2011-11-22 09:47:26
peteum: Bollocks. Reality again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138916489360191488

2011-11-22 09:37:10
peteum: RT @prancehall: Struggling to come to terms with how bad the new Wiley album is. It’s like seeing an aunt with early signs of dementia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138913905744424960

2011-11-22 09:20:46
peteum: RT @LDN: This is what the Tube map looks like if you can’t use stairs http://t.co/l2uQOOkv

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138909778679308288

2011-11-21 22:19:18
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: Two days & i get rid of this orthopedic shoe!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138743316182347776

2011-11-21 16:42:07
peteum: @JudeClarke @HughesRich the moustache has made the whole thing all the more troubling…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138658459225821184

2011-11-21 15:39:45
peteum: @HughesRich nice one. On the money i reckon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138642765021057024

2011-11-21 15:28:20
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Saturday’s festivities RT @the_liminal: Bad Timing Turns 10 with Hacker Farm, Pete Um & Sculpture at Aid & Abet http://t …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138639891813761024

2011-11-21 08:29:47
peteum: Grist Archive 21-11-11 http://t.co/IFqUkHK7

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138534560693628928

2011-11-20 15:40:13
peteum: @aidandabet yeah thanks for having us. You run a tight ship.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138280491685130240

2011-11-20 14:46:33
peteum: @zone_styx you’re on fire today bruv!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138266989327155200

2011-11-20 14:30:22
peteum: RT @diss1: on the real tho, fuck the Olympics

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138262913508048896

2011-11-20 14:19:53
peteum: @polytechnic2 and some special poly pain besides I’ll wager

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138260278537232385

2011-11-20 13:09:00
peteum: @HughesRich ha ha! Excellent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138242439830970368

2011-11-20 13:08:31
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Got a great snap of @peteum performing last night http://t.co/Tcn1g8EZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138242315755069440

2011-11-20 11:55:40
peteum: Ha ha just been spoken to by excellent witty old crone on two sticks moving in inches.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138223984637521920

2011-11-20 11:52:10
peteum: T’is a blessing my boss is in seats in front.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138223101845581825

2011-11-20 11:48:04
peteum: I’m gonna yawn this church down.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138222070784995328

2011-11-20 11:32:49
peteum: Trying to do the money tins to Boney M and shit super loud & then oh fuck church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138218231893737472

2011-11-20 10:19:10
peteum: Then immediately I spy two paintings leaning against graffiti wall near old hospital. The Barmy Art dude I presume?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138199700435247105

2011-11-20 10:09:32
peteum: Hungover epiphany of bright sun glinting through spray from guy washing his car in Tesco car park Stevie Wonder’s Days top volume on stereo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138197275536142336

2011-11-20 10:05:54
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Monster? #um http://t.co/7MqDbRw4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138196358631919616

2011-11-20 09:08:05
peteum: Bad Timing’s 10th Birthday duly celebrated? Check. Full working day ahead? Check. Every kind of pain? Check.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/138181810197762048

2011-11-19 17:25:50
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sorry, I am actually just going through tons of photos at the moment. I’m not totally mental.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137944683967033344

2011-11-19 17:24:12
peteum: @bloodrainbow And back on again. http://t.co/sS4YfuzN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137944268491853824

2011-11-19 16:47:18
peteum: @bloodrainbow No, it was cool. We found a workaround for the OS vista or whatever. I just took a photo for laffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137934985993781248

2011-11-19 16:45:51
peteum: @bloodrainbow We were too in AWE.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137934623844995073

2011-11-19 16:38:36
peteum: @bloodrainbow My g/f won’t forget that Acid Mothers gig in a while! http://t.co/dXbCxlAm

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137932797422731265

2011-11-19 16:29:23
peteum: @JimBowers9 Thanks Jimbow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137930477217644545

2011-11-19 16:25:23
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Tonight: come and celebrate 10 years of @badtimingnights Starts: 7.30pm http://t.co/hqKFFT8o

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137929473533280256

2011-11-19 15:07:15
peteum: @badtimingnights @kekw Facebook sez Fleet Services M3 “about an hour ago” :0 I was just guessing M11. Cake smells good though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137909809101025280

2011-11-19 15:04:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood Echokrank…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137909161353687040

2011-11-19 14:47:17
peteum: @neverfadingwood I listened to that the other day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904784098336768

2011-11-19 14:45:38
peteum: RT @doncorleonie: the making of kenboothe and da professor on antique riddim http://t.co/UxWLnGQj

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904369206177793

2011-11-19 14:45:32
peteum: @kekw is a badman blogger posting about @NOCHEXXX cruising up the M11!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137904342316498944

2011-11-19 13:02:50
peteum: 20_5_05_(2) Diary. http://t.co/ZVSo4rzN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137878497422094336

2011-11-18 23:21:42
peteum: Son calls for “new water” from his bunk, which eager-to-please g/f duly fetches. “any other refreshments?” “yeah, silence.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137671853337620481

2011-11-18 22:17:29
peteum: @fritzbogott Have a real nice birthday, fiction-face!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137655692436836352

2011-11-18 22:11:02
peteum: @NOCHEXXX This is clearly Bobby in blackface http://t.co/dpFS7n5R Sorry to burst your bubble.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137654072294641665

2011-11-18 21:52:08
peteum: Sonic milkchurns, zoetropes, “displays”… @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @kekw @NOCHEXXX @tapebox http://t.co/690F4XXd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137649312594272257

2011-11-18 21:43:19
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: lookin forward @kekw @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @tapebox http://t.co/fwXoH9Cl

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137647094767951872

2011-11-18 18:59:31
peteum: Grist Archive 18-11-11 http://t.co/M6X3kx4Q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137605872108060672

2011-11-18 18:43:34
peteum: RT @kekw: Looking forward very much to playing / hanging with @FarmerGlitch @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137601861304848384

2011-11-18 16:33:06
peteum: RT @faisalislam: Did a leading US Presidential candidate really say: “we need a leader, not a reader”? It’s time to start learning Mandarin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137569025931755520

2011-11-18 16:18:48
peteum: @fritzbogott Don’t forget East Anglia is very flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137565426036113408

2011-11-18 16:14:12
peteum: And four of them were Brain Of Morbius.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137564269398065152

2011-11-18 16:13:49
peteum: Would I have ever played Europe if Bad Timing hadn’t booked Felix Kubin? Well, yes, but only to 8 people in Switzerland.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137564175223365632

2011-11-18 16:10:31
peteum: @chapmusic I OWN that line. Toto just hold it for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137563344222691328

2011-11-18 16:08:01
peteum: @chapmusic Thanks Chaps. I will be dangerous right up until the point of actual DANGER & pose looking mean on the line.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137562713432924160

2011-11-18 16:02:57
peteum: How many tweets would I have tweeted without Bad Timing? Not 6000 I’m sure!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137561440335839232

2011-11-18 16:01:04
peteum: Venetian Snares did some crack in the bogs and went straight back in there by mistake!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560967188987904

2011-11-18 16:00:00
peteum: @chapmusic Many many! Harry Merry may still be there now, holding a chip midway thru a conversation!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560697939828736

2011-11-18 15:59:15
peteum: Not that The Chap got confused, or did that I am aware of kinda ting…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560506612449280

2011-11-18 15:58:02
peteum: Big up The Chap. How many other acts have got confused outside the toilets in the Citadel Of Dreams?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137560202630266880

2011-11-18 15:57:03
peteum: RT @chapmusic: ten years of @badtimingnights ! http://t.co/NNhdNWzz we played one of our first ever shows there…almost ten years ago! …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559953874493440

2011-11-18 15:56:10
peteum: Plus Sculpture. Sculpture! They piss all over other zoetropic acts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559730376814592

2011-11-18 15:54:16
peteum: @fritzbogott And say “sorry sunshine, you’re meant to be in East Anglia.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137559252645593088

2011-11-18 15:53:13
peteum: @fritzbogott I’ll smile beatifically and give you a wink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558989524316160

2011-11-18 15:52:20
peteum: Plus Hacker Farm features Kid Shirt, who pretty much invented music blogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558769017163777

2011-11-18 15:51:06
peteum: Plus Jo has a Phd in AI but she gave it all up for the stage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558455652335616

2011-11-18 15:50:03
peteum: It’s probably about 100 years in non-experimental, electronic, noise, lofi, radiophonics, diy, weird pop, randomness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558191683813376

2011-11-18 15:49:24
peteum: I will be very disappointed too. Ten years is a big ting innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137558027564892160

2011-11-18 15:45:22
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: If you’re in Cambridge tomorrow night and don’t go to @badtimingnights 10th birthday then I’ll be very disappoâ€¦ (co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137557013822578688

2011-11-18 10:09:10
peteum: @JudeClarke remind me to do an impromptu JUDE TRIAL next time such a situation arises.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137472408666902528

2011-11-18 09:12:16
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: got a nice hefty package of throbbing gristle in my fist

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137458089082355713

2011-11-18 09:11:45
peteum: @JudeClarke thanks for coming and being a micro-critic I thought it was great, but allo allo amazing!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137457957016305665

2011-11-18 09:07:18
peteum: RT @TheTommyCooper: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137456839280439298

2011-11-18 08:22:56
peteum: @Laica23 http://t.co/avzSNUPO

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137445670176047104

2011-11-18 08:21:36
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa @ergophizmiz I shall have to hear this! And before my demise (obviously).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137445335797739520

2011-11-17 21:59:41
peteum: Halo halo are really good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137288826358992896

2011-11-17 20:12:53
peteum: Ah, pissed lady playing with my hair. Halo Halo sounding alright too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137261949015699456

2011-11-17 20:08:05
peteum: Good bogs in the corner house though. Nice features. I appreciate a good pub toilet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137260741253267456

2011-11-17 20:00:11
peteum: One of the mourners has puked in the loos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137258753950089217

2011-11-17 19:53:28
peteum: It’s something about the awkward futility of the social murk of a soundcheck that both parties expect to redeem in the gig.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137257062374719488

2011-11-17 19:48:41
peteum: Flailing in dark/different language/different agenda. Conceit embarrassing me now. Something there though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137255856843661313

2011-11-17 19:44:10
peteum: Relationship between band & engineer like romantic one, please forgive conceit. Necessary with fundamental flaws mostly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137254724176064512

2011-11-17 19:30:36
peteum: Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137251309228269568

2011-11-17 19:25:28
peteum: Left as g/f putting pie & mash on table. Got yesterday’s Greek salad in my bag with the 4-ways & shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137250017302949888

2011-11-17 19:23:16
peteum: Sat amidst the remains of a wake. Lily Allen on the juke.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137249461029191680

2011-11-17 19:21:40
peteum: Don’t know why I still turn up on time after all these years. First on but only soundcheck I might miss is my own. Not moaning Dan

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137249061723045888

2011-11-17 16:58:12
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: You get a different breed of shotter in Hove: Message reads “The damsels are in the tower. See me at tea-time”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/137212953354186752

2011-11-16 18:58:49
peteum: RT @Laica23: This Saturday @badtimingnights @peteum @NOCHEXXX @tapebox and not me because I’m at work : ( but you should go, it will be …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136880922837528576

2011-11-16 09:41:22
peteum: As my coffin slides away, please play the Pet Shop Boys’ It’s A Sin. It will be jokes, trust me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136740636568199168

2011-11-16 09:12:09
peteum: Grist Archive 16-11-11 http://t.co/FzoT4dx7

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136733282694991872

2011-11-16 08:57:20
peteum: @kekw @50quidsoundboy MIDI was FIRST. ok, not strictly true but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136729551802863617

2011-11-15 22:32:36
peteum: RT @the_no: Really, Britain? Not your nan’s gas bill, your kids’ schools, your hospitals or your jobs, just fucking petrol prices? #WeAr …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136572333560307712

2011-11-15 22:29:26
peteum: RT @mushybees: A local gym are now following me. Good to see they do their research! GYMS ARE FOR CUNTS! GET TO SEVERE FUCK HEALTH NAZIS!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136571536311189506

2011-11-15 11:48:14
peteum: Grist Archive 15-11-11 http://t.co/bCNR674V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136410175140663296

2011-11-14 10:01:03
peteum: That last Audioboo the evergreen THF Drenching with a taster for forthcoming in your faces!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136020813362106368

2011-11-14 09:59:45
peteum: Audioboo: http://t.co/pDJJlHPV via @Audioboo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136020483660460032

2011-11-14 09:49:22
peteum: Fuck Wiley’s “special relationship” lapdog mentality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136017871867346944

2011-11-14 09:46:27
peteum: Unfortunately I was looking for something for my girlfriend’s birthday. Worryingly, temple of human misery Primark came thru.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136017138208079877

2011-11-14 09:38:43
peteum: My brother thought it was Janis on the Minimoog & EMS Synthi AKS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136015193179295744

2011-11-14 09:36:43
peteum: Also Delta 5, a Soviet cultural exchange thing of South African music, and Plugged In Joplin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136014688805855232

2011-11-14 09:33:09
peteum: Someone got rid of their Scientist Rids The World Of The Evil Curse Of The Vampires, and I got it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136013790813761537

2011-11-14 09:29:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Doo-wopera?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136012943543369728

2011-11-14 09:27:08
peteum: Wiley inching ever closer to totalitarian leanings…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136012276829401088

2011-11-14 09:25:46
peteum: RT @Wiley__: big up the house in swansea that looks like hitler

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136011934746152960

2011-11-14 09:04:29
peteum: Bad Timing Nights http://t.co/Z5gjw7fF

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136006577319723008

2011-11-14 18:17:16
peteum: Grist Archive 14-11-11 http://t.co/Ut35XkOX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/136145690899382273

2011-11-12 14:45:33
peteum: @micheleidesmith it told me I was room-temp Buckfast, the cheeky thing! Probably making a point…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135367635008368640

2011-11-12 14:41:03
peteum: @MaxTundra certainly remember carelessly handling my friend’s copy back in the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135366502328176640

2011-11-12 12:52:55
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11_(2) http://t.co/lVmhJGs0

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135339287897059328

2011-11-12 12:03:56
peteum: Grist Archive 12-11-11 http://t.co/rRw9TB1V

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135326960992784384

2011-11-12 11:46:42
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: Twitter adds “denigrate” and “condemn” buttons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135322623361040384

2011-11-12 11:30:33
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Just caught a frog. Not for pleasure. Not a euphemism.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135318561563492353

2011-11-12 00:22:16
peteum: @kekw ah, tripping with the cops. Once I found myself in a car pursuing a police vehicle, which thankfully we did not catch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135150382023311360

2011-11-11 23:34:18
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Got arrested with a mate who, unbeknownst to me, had a copy of Sheik Yerbouti under his coat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135138310417952769

2011-11-11 21:36:46
peteum: I actually did – first time in about 5 years. About halfway through it struck me that I ought to share this on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135108731653459968

2011-11-11 21:35:35
peteum: Just conditioned my hair.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135108434830950400

2011-11-11 20:47:38
peteum: RT @hackneymarshman: Today I found an angry poem written on a door and tossed into an aquatic skip on the Lea canal. http://t.co/yWjbNnca

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135096367440863232

2011-11-11 19:46:31
peteum: Would like to thank @arthurCRS for finessing my hair/avatar. Nice chap, worth a follow etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135080985158107136

2011-11-11 19:44:51
peteum: @Pani_Bufetowa Thanks PB!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135080567275393024

2011-11-11 19:31:17
peteum: RT @aidandabet: We have two new exciting events during November: 1. 10 Years of Bad Timing 2. The Collected and The Collectable http:// …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135077153355214848

2011-11-11 18:22:31
peteum: Grist Archive 11-11-11 http://t.co/sVGJR0us

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135059845408759808

2011-11-11 18:09:31
peteum: @_felixmartin Just wanted to show off my new do.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135056577412612097

2011-11-11 16:37:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Ha! Whatever you’ve decided to pay yourself, it isn’t enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135033374694842368

2011-11-11 16:15:03
peteum: @JudeClarke The magic Um formula: one third silly voices, one third fumbling with minidiscs and one third pissedness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135027767975755776

2011-11-11 16:13:17
peteum: @JudeClarke That was my 2nd guess. Well, glad it’s smirkable after all these years.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135027322976874498

2011-11-11 16:08:16
peteum: @JudeClarke Cocaine Jihad?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135026063809060864

2011-11-11 16:00:40
peteum: Right, new profile pic needed pronto. Two many cassette & crossbones johnnies threatening my daring originality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135024149205749760

2011-11-11 15:56:42
peteum: @arthurCRS *scratches unfollow finger but remains twistedly fascinated in ongoing love-hate relationship with delusional egomaniac MC*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/135023150701346816

2011-11-11 13:36:19
peteum: Walked past funeral place earlier & there’s a dude washing a hearse singing along loudly to Angels by Robbie Williams. I am not joking

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134987820925333505

2011-11-11 13:33:14
peteum: @ekolad Are you sure you don’t mean “frustratingly sexy”?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134987045172027392

2011-11-11 13:29:19
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Our mate, playing on Dec 7th RT @Bo_Weavil: C Joynes interview…. http://t.co/kINWwmCo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134986060596920320

2011-11-11 09:27:40
peteum: Economists are getting sexier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134925246292697088

2011-11-11 08:32:58
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: WTF????? i’m getting spam on an UNPUBLISHED blog post?!?!? what next – an art critic under the bed?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134911482839302145

2011-11-10 21:39:29
peteum: Staring at about 7000 records trying to find a Bhundu Boys LP to prove a point. Decided it wasn’t worth it. Then found two.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134747027136450560

2011-11-10 19:05:25
peteum: Web of doom! #faisal

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134708254793138177

2011-11-10 18:14:55
peteum: @mywall We need a lot more marches, but we’ll get ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134695544940535809

2011-11-10 12:04:11
peteum: @arthurCRS I was going to use Pot too, but got consumed in quagmire of relative genocidal evils.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134602250201993217

2011-11-10 12:00:16
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries the whimsically named Disc Manufacturing Services saw me right. Don’t know about 7s at 33…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134601264171458561

2011-11-10 11:54:01
peteum: @johnedenuk that did just pop into my head, unsurprisingly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134599688518242304

2011-11-10 11:52:23
peteum: Yesterday the protests may have delayed the mastering of Wiley’s album. Banner-waving numpties need a little perspective perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134599279137406976

2011-11-10 11:49:13
peteum: Big up Darth Vader. Big up Winnie The Pooh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134598481330442240

2011-11-10 11:47:00
peteum: @arthurCRS big up Pol Pot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134597922695290880

2011-11-10 11:42:32
peteum: Think I have followed and unfollowed Wiley almost four times.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134596801847242752

2011-11-10 11:39:07
peteum: Big up Myra Hindley etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134595941163466752

2011-11-10 11:37:34
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Big Up all the famous people in the world….for whatever reason ur famous big up ….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134595548169768960

2011-11-10 11:25:34
peteum: Covering for someone else today. I’m “the next best thing” apparently. Nice to be appreciated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134592530548400128

2011-11-10 10:13:19
peteum: @JudeClarke That must be 10 years old if it’s a day. Please destroy this embarrassing piece of juvenalia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134574348693536768

2011-11-10 09:59:50
peteum: Poppyganda on the BBC.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134570955283509248

2011-11-10 09:06:05
peteum: I worry that my freaky-deaky domicile might be a bit of an experience for this dude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134557428699242496

2011-11-10 09:04:33
peteum: My g/f’s sweet nature means that tonight we have a shy & unworldly Sicilian gentleman staying who speaks no Inglese. Back home he runs a B&B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134557040650616832

2011-11-09 22:16:12
peteum: It would appear going to bed at 10:15 after watching nature programmes is the new rock ‘n’ roll.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134393880723460096

2011-11-09 21:36:11
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: next week catch me DJ-ing @badtimingnights 10th anniversary http://t.co/wTgwbSzr supporting the mighty @kekw @FarmerGlitc …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134383807724924931

2011-11-09 13:19:15
peteum: Drinkify – Pete Um http://t.co/VDVyoUfl via @musichackday

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134258753087348736

2011-11-09 12:31:29
peteum: @MaxTundra great great gran! My granny had a pet owl called Spooky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134246731612299264

2011-11-09 11:17:24
peteum: @_L_M_C_ conjures up memories of happy constipated hours reading that book as a child. Douglas Adams would be on Twitter, if he could.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134228086299439104

2011-11-09 11:07:43
peteum: @_L_M_C_ were you on a train?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134225649845022721

2011-11-09 10:38:26
peteum: @_L_M_C_ which one?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134218281128169473

2011-11-09 10:33:39
peteum: RT @BillyIdol: And another day winds down to its inevitable end….see you tomorrow…….

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134217075563569152

2011-11-09 10:30:25
peteum: If Alvin Lucier ever came round my house I’d show him into the sitting room and then disappear for ten minutes, just for a laugh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/134216264913666048

2011-11-08 12:02:42
peteum: RT @LillyDigital: @peteum what’s ‘grist’ Pete?? Confused.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133877101400031234

2011-11-08 11:56:37
peteum: Grist Archive 8-11-11 http://t.co/3jxlVt3g

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133875569602469888

2011-11-08 11:46:13
peteum: @ekolad Badman nuh wear nuh slipper.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133872952914624512

2011-11-08 11:42:10
peteum: Pretty cold in the flat today and I’ve got bare feet. Well, I’ve got two but they’re pretty cold I must say!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133871934000730113

2011-11-08 11:36:53
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Float Riverer, Halo Halo and Pete Um are playing next week. You should come, you’d enjoy it. You especially. http:/ …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133870602179194880

2011-11-08 11:18:25
peteum: @arthurCRS Big man in Hove, yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133865954076672000

2011-11-08 11:02:07
peteum: @badtimingnights I can relate to that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133861851296571394

2011-11-08 10:34:01
peteum: @badtimingnights There’s something profound in that, but my Humanities 2:1 isn’t telling me what it is…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133854781344194561

2011-11-08 10:30:26
peteum: Sorry, singing over grindingly awkward shithop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853877882720258

2011-11-08 10:29:53
peteum: @badtimingnights don’t get smartificial with me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853739948843009

2011-11-08 10:28:57
peteum: I myself am pretty good at singing over tapes, for instance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853505445302272

2011-11-08 10:28:09
peteum: I think perhaps there should be some sort of amnesty on withholding personal information in the name of modesty etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133853306664660992

2011-11-08 10:25:57
peteum: People who promote experimental music gigs in Cambridge are so brash.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133852750361526272

2011-11-08 10:24:15
peteum: In addition, I’m reminded of the time when I only found out Andrew had a girlfriend when he announced he was moving to America to marry her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133852322504781824

2011-11-08 10:21:15
peteum: Also, I’m pretty impressed and thought you might be too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133851568050151424

2011-11-08 10:20:00
peteum: I knew this would reflect badly on me/get me in trouble but I am drawn to it like a Scorpio with borderline personality.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133851253569617923

2011-11-08 10:14:13
peteum: @arthurCRS you like Tango In The Night and dog floristry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133849798666231809

2011-11-08 10:12:54
peteum: I suppose it’s possible that I’ve been told but I was being drunk and self-centred at the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133849467072942080

2011-11-08 10:10:48
peteum: @chapmusic very large, complicated gold star.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848938871668736

2011-11-08 10:08:59
peteum: “You don’t ask the right questions”, opines the mouse. Quite.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848483521249280

2011-11-08 10:07:29
peteum: Did you know Jo Bad Timing has a Phd in Artificial Intelligence? I didn’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133848103466967040

2011-11-08 10:02:55
peteum: Glad it’s not just the mouse that gets muddled.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133846956777807873

2011-11-08 10:00:39
peteum: Chris now telling me him & Simon were going to form “Coins” to capitalise on the confusion. Joynes/Koynes/Loynes innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133846384188194816

2011-11-08 09:55:27
peteum: And how all the Wire writers love tango. No offence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133845077251465216

2011-11-08 09:53:23
peteum: Enjoying telling C Joynes about his new hairy little brother Simon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133844557287796736

2011-11-07 23:24:56
peteum: New American drugs will stop teh mentals!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133686400859111425

2011-11-07 23:23:30
peteum: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133686039695990785

2011-11-07 15:55:45
peteum: @DSG_DSG posing such questions is essentially bourgeois & counter-revolutionary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133573361111547905

2011-11-07 13:24:35
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: when the other kids in my middle class neighbourhood are going to tennis/clarinet/dance class, my daughter is going …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133535316404477952

2011-11-07 13:15:53
peteum: “is that see-a-batta?” Yeah, do want it? “no.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133533130895273984

2011-11-07 13:14:44
peteum: “Did you see it? It was an out of the way number. I just pressed a button.” Some true-life crime.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133532840343257089

2011-11-07 13:06:07
peteum: Dining with old-timers having Â£5 pub lunch menu in newmarket. “do you want it with cream or ice cream?” “i don’t mind.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133530672743727104

2011-11-07 12:41:44
peteum: Imagine if humourous double meaning tweets grew irreparably stale but you couldn’t stop coming up with them & went insane.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133524533767454720

2011-11-06 11:24:45
peteum: @HughesRich Beer using other hand?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133142774861139968

2011-11-06 11:14:42
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: Because people have no thoughts to deal in,they deal cards,and try and win one another’s money. Idiots! ~ Schopenhauer …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/133140244747919360

2011-11-05 21:41:49
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(3) http://t.co/9ybuZm2U

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132935674025361408

2011-11-05 21:22:07
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11_(2) http://t.co/csBIMP6B

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132930719621185536

2011-11-05 14:43:12
peteum: Ha Pete um spotting the pill- counting errors people signing as correct for a week. Careful risk-assessor, don’t play my game I’ll test ya!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132830325444321280

2011-11-05 14:25:30
peteum: Pro re nata http://t.co/ENTfi3W9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132825872163020801

2011-11-05 08:27:17
peteum: Grist Archive 5-11-11 http://t.co/EMPMHz8E

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132735722556882944

2011-11-04 17:34:29
peteum: Romantik 1 http://t.co/31ITJDbC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132511042063450113

2011-11-04 17:10:25
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11_(2) http://t.co/FynUhCZQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132504987182964736

2011-11-04 16:46:42
peteum: Grist Archive 4-11-11 http://t.co/DoESHgrZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132499017119698944

2011-11-04 11:45:58
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Acid Mothers Temple tour starts tonight at The Portland, Cambridge. Sold out but a few door tickets on sale 7:45. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132423337052868608

2011-11-03 12:02:43
peteum: @davidedwardwarn Amazing Twitter presence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/132065163657494529

2011-11-02 13:18:55
peteum: @tapebox 17 golden hits. Thanks man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131721952925720576

2011-11-01 12:00:03
peteum: Massive error.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131339716531462144

2011-11-01 10:30:06
peteum: @arthurCRS No, those days are over. Straight up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131317081571463169

2011-11-01 10:28:14
peteum: I’m gonna sort out the feng shui in this flat if it k…aaaargh!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131316609750007808

2011-11-01 10:26:33
peteum: @arthurCRS I don’t get it. Which reminds me, did you get it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131316186083368960

2011-11-01 10:09:29
peteum: @bloodrainbow Strictly Sally Ann blud.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131311891082514432

2011-11-01 10:07:11
peteum: I think Capitalism will still be here by the time I get this shelving unit-o-vinyl in place but not by much of a margin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131311315082940416

2011-11-01 10:03:27
peteum: Anyway the stripping’s done. Now for the bit that I clearly haven’t thought through properly. #failedphysics

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131310373717553153

2011-11-01 10:00:43
peteum: Then it drops Daniel Higgs at his most devoutly lo-fi as if in pisstake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131309686652796928

2011-11-01 09:57:33
peteum: You can cue up 11+ hrs of music in the playlist for yr mammoth DIY session & press randomize but if Winamp wants Chamillionaire so be it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131308890431295488

2011-11-01 08:44:23
peteum: Grist Archive 1-11-11 http://t.co/naCzLa7v

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131290474513301504

2011-11-01 08:10:01
peteum: @johnedenuk Oh my days. Bloggers’ Wags fodder if I ever heard it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131281827087392768

2011-11-01 07:28:47
peteum: RT @Wiley__: Capatlism is crisis lol

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131271452048621568

2011-10-31 20:20:48
peteum: Grist Archive 31-10-11 http://t.co/Jrk7jE1G

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131103347305492480

2011-10-31 18:51:01
peteum: Vegan heart attack on a plate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131080752673718274

2011-10-31 15:42:50
peteum: Tenant sings: “medication’s what you need… Pete needs a suppository…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/131033393445085184

2011-10-30 18:18:29
peteum: Booze review! Thistly Cross Cider. Sweet, very appley and a bit of woomph in the deep, broad strength. Annoyingly distant Scottish origin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130710178663374848

2011-10-30 12:55:54
peteum: @nobrelmes *solemn face* and the last too, I shouldn’t wonder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130628996391124992

2011-10-30 12:52:23
peteum: @jonnymugwump It was great man. Sorry if you are broken and broke. I am a bit. That damned Irishman in the Granby has all my rock wages.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130628113003585536

2011-10-30 12:49:06
peteum: She suggested “crikey”. Made me laugh until my eyes were bruising in their sockets with the strain.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130627286000087040

2011-10-30 12:47:51
peteum: Astonishingly high in Hamburg in July, me & Jo were wondering what the first word uttered by a human might have been.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130626972693958656

2011-10-30 12:45:23
peteum: Thanks and praises to @jonnymugwump who will be receiving the keys to the city of Cambridge shortly for his exotic efforts inna pylon style.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130626350414430208

2011-10-30 12:41:20
peteum: @kekw MASSIVE TELEVISED WORLD GOVERNMENT STATE FUNERAL FOR DEBORD IN THE FUTURE-NOW!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130625332054208512

2011-10-30 12:12:55
peteum: It’s all there to give all that uppity shit in your feed a little perspective I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130618179532750848

2011-10-30 12:11:45
peteum: Some proper dystopian Trends today. GAGA IS OUR QUEEN DEMI IS STRONG CHERSONTHEXFACTOR NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT GUY DEBORD RIP WE’RE FUCKED.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130617885365252096

2011-10-30 12:06:20
peteum: G/f’s got her period for Halloween.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130616522065457153

2011-10-30 12:05:53
peteum: Found the TV remote. Media blackout is over. It was blending with adaptors.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130616410639572992

2011-10-30 10:58:22
peteum: @bloodrainbow you are the real Lovejoy and I claim my Â£5.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130599420558450688

2011-10-29 21:18:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX behbeh. #thevichygovernment

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130393013649289216

2011-10-29 21:02:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX virtually far east side yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130389076594528256

2011-10-29 20:59:28
peteum: RT @MCHammer: You knew this would happen. You cannot eliminate the middle class and expect quiet resolution. #occupyoakland

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130388303412338688

2011-10-29 17:57:11
peteum: @singingadams fuck your dubious provincial ents efforts. But have a good one! Say hi to hamish…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130342427516088320

2011-10-29 12:11:34
peteum: Getting hassled by @singingadams in new cross to come to gig in Cambridge. What’s wrong with this picture…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130255451395854336

2011-10-28 11:09:33
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries I don’t get it. You need ID to enter a Vortex?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129877459389784064

2011-10-28 11:07:38
peteum: @IainChambers MFU first on at 8.45! Don’t sleep!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129876974402404352

2011-10-28 11:05:25
peteum: @real_dubversion @johnedenuk True dat. “Spiral Tribe” stole my headphones once, back in the day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129876416748732417

2011-10-28 08:30:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You are a next-level pansy, bruv.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129837489073569792

2011-10-28 08:19:19
peteum: TONIGHT!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834616222793729

2011-10-28 08:19:04
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: PLEASE RT: GLORIOUS FREAKZ – Woebot @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus & The Doozer @vortexjazz London tomorrow Â£8 http …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834553715081217

2011-10-28 08:18:36
peteum: This one’s just pathetic personal begging:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834435922239489

2011-10-28 08:17:24
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: TONIGHT! Â£8 4 a nite of lovely off-world craziness @vortexjazz @NOCHEXXX @peteum Man From Uranus, Doozer & Woebot (DJ) …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834132829253634

2011-10-28 08:17:12
peteum: Next retweet is contractual.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129834083143516160

2011-10-28 08:16:25
peteum: @johnedenuk Excellent. Please be tall, bespectacled & somewhere loud & dark so I recognise you. I’ll try & be catastrophically pissed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129833886069964800

2011-10-28 07:57:03
peteum: @oscillatordrift better email me yr address again too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129829012188037120

2011-10-28 07:56:27
peteum: @oscillatordrift Just when I’d learned to cope with the “summer of 69″ concept, this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129828862958903296

2011-10-28 07:50:31
peteum: @johnedenuk plus that film doesn’t make a great case for anything IMHO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129827369367248896

2011-10-28 07:46:19
peteum: @johnedenuk Spiral Tribe more remarkable for what they did/catalysed than believed? What’s that book, Altered State? Recommended!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129826313430237184

2011-10-28 21:26:37
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: glutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysyl-isoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanyl …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/130032746675445760

2011-10-28 17:46:48
peteum: RT @richtextformat: Dear Brighton: does anyone have a spare wheelchair I take my friend with Muscular Dystrophy around White Night tomor …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129977428792709120

2011-10-28 17:41:25
peteum: Waiting to soundcheck, listening to, uh…the pharcyde I believe. #Timevortex.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129976073172684800

2011-10-28 14:48:57
peteum: @cowsarejustfood …/radio on…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129932669793484800

2011-10-28 14:40:56
peteum: RT @thewiremagazine: …Woebot/The Doozer/Man From Uranus/Pete Um/Nochexxx @vortexjazz, Phonofemme in Vienna http://t.co/yViAJnDH, @WFMU …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129930652207419393

2011-10-28 14:37:06
peteum: Incoming freaks… http://t.co/Brhwu1q5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129929687043555328

2011-10-28 13:39:58
peteum: @Jim_Jepps http://t.co/HopTw5n7 There was an article too?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129915312773664768

2011-10-28 12:16:28
peteum: @BTi_Enquiries It’s probably cos all the old jazz types were lying & swapping tickets & pressing stamps skin 2 skin & that & now we suffer:(

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129894298761179136

2011-10-28 12:08:22
peteum: @arthurCRS Don’t test my broadband speed yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129892260656586752

2011-10-28 11:54:21
peteum: @arthurCRS Steps Steps

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129888729732096000

2011-10-28 11:51:16
peteum: @arthurCRS The Scottish band.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129887956122087424

2011-10-27 21:20:29
peteum: @eggboycom http://t.co/yoSafCTZ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129668817059196928

2011-10-27 21:18:58
peteum: @eggboycom Vortex Dalston fool. Do you have internets?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129668435515932672

2011-10-27 20:53:19
peteum: RT @TheRecordPusher: On #vinyl again @theResidents @residents http://t.co/Hryjpwe1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129661980637282304

2011-10-27 20:52:43
peteum: @eggboycom Don’t be late tomorrow eh? No going back to fetch gloves and shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129661830229536770

2011-10-27 20:17:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX dude I think I’m all out of 004s again if you feel like repping old school C-town please pack some

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129653046052532224

2011-10-27 19:13:27
peteum: My highly principled vegan girlfriend just ate chicken in error. I support veganism strongly but am also passionate advocate of pisstaking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129636845087764481

2011-10-27 13:08:56
peteum: Is my philosophy degree helping me mop this floor? Probably is a bit actually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129545113797017601

2011-10-27 11:11:57
peteum: Dreamt of the apocalypse again. It’s always floods. East Anglia ting I guess.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129515674711232513

2011-10-27 10:43:12
peteum: @BBCSoundEffects grr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129508437322235904

2011-10-27 10:32:43
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Next on the schedule? Float Riverer + Halo Halo + Pete Um – Nov 17th @ The Corner House http://t.co/56747J3r

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129505801730658304

2011-10-27 09:04:33
peteum: If you wanna ride…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129483612881035264

2011-10-27 09:04:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: opening up new wormholes tomorrow at The Vortex with @horsechatter http://t.co/d2egXAIh http://t.co/h98tGtia

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129483489216184320

2011-10-26 20:15:00
peteum: RT @mushybees: Can’t help thinking they’ve missed a trick by not having the Evil Emperor present the young apprentice.#myyoungapprentice

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129289950658170880

2011-10-26 20:09:00
peteum: RT @yestobbq: “When the banks get bailouts & the people get tear gassed, it’s blatantly clear who the government works for.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129288437281980416

2011-10-26 10:44:19
peteum: RT @occupyoakland: One protester injured. Rubber bullet to the head. http://t.co/Bgv1nRiL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/129146330298859520

2011-10-25 19:00:43
peteum: @kekw love it here: http://t.co/nWmef1Uw about 10:15 when Zappa lays it on the line.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128908868209217536

2011-10-25 18:57:16
peteum: RT @windowords: Man to woman : ‘Just coming to check the drains for rats, my lovely…’

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128907998990049280

2011-10-25 18:53:31
peteum: @kekw Not what yr looking for but book I’m reading is called American Theocracy. http://t.co/Dz2kqkBP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128907054311161857

2011-10-25 18:46:39
peteum: Grist Archive 25-10-11 http://t.co/6uVNfUGz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128905327260340226

2011-10-25 18:20:59
peteum: “As we travel the coming weeks, can I ask you to be so kind and post LP to my office address. Anticipated and look forward. Warm greetings.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128898865897291776

2011-10-25 18:19:40
peteum: Discogs Eric Clapton buyer in Luxembourg hella polite tho:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128898536992550913

2011-10-25 13:41:08
peteum: RT @jackseale: Why St Paul’s Cathedral is, for a lot of people, always closed: http://t.co/ofNdCsKD #occupylondon

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128828441356288000

2011-10-25 13:33:36
peteum: I really need a less Cassetteboy-ish profile pic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128826543463084032

2011-10-25 13:31:45
peteum: @arthurCRS Package for Hove in the post. U.S.A! U.S.A! etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128826077794672640

2011-10-25 12:44:41
peteum: Hey retard make $ with your computer or enjoy your low paying job.. go to newslink5(dot)com #thanksforthat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128814235080851457

2011-10-25 11:10:25
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon live @vortexjazz FRIDAY w/ @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer, Man From Uranus & Woebot – vids, tickets here: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128790513028575232

2011-10-25 10:33:39
peteum: RT @Yoshka_Pundrik: One thing about solidarity with #DaleFarm residents — it was always easy to know why we were there. http://t.co/H3Q …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128781260825960448

2011-10-25 09:26:17
peteum: @MaxTundra Thanks Maxwell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128764305553367040

2011-10-25 09:24:42
peteum: @mushybees I think the music will be punishment enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128763908436672514

2011-10-25 09:23:34
peteum: @derekwalmsley Ha! Hear, hear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128763622280273920

2011-10-25 09:19:12
peteum: Got to send Eric Clapton’s Slowhand to some dude in Luxembourg today. Be thankful UK. #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128762524832235520

2011-10-25 08:56:31
peteum: Thing I wrote when Peel died: http://t.co/pQH3f7LS #JohnPeel #keepingitpeel

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128756813079388160

2011-10-25 08:46:12
peteum: @zone_styx I don’t know if “youtube derive” is yours but I’m just going to write it down in my little Pete’s Original Genius notebook…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128754216981368832

2011-10-24 15:12:12
peteum: Just posted an ad on http://t.co/m2PWaP3C – check it out: http://t.co/zXCUlTHd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128488970773479425

2011-10-24 12:29:54
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/PPX5c5xU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128448125059862528

2011-10-24 12:13:45
peteum: Party with friends. Party with family. Party with colleagues. Party at Tenpin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128444061580394496

2011-10-24 11:10:00
peteum: @arthurCRS you’re a dog florist and you like Olly Murs #nextlevelinsults

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128428017503580160

2011-10-24 11:07:36
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I don’t need 3 mate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128427415843250176

2011-10-24 10:58:53
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/JF0XwbGN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128425221354045440

2011-10-24 07:31:06
peteum: Grist Archive 24-10-11 http://t.co/n4MOWXbG

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128372930236256256

2011-10-24 07:20:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Dog floristry should be a thing. Bit like monkey tennis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128370314110443520

2011-10-24 07:14:29
peteum: @Hot_Chip Nice, as they say, one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128368750973026304

2011-10-24 07:10:46
peteum: RT @Hot_Chip: DON’T MISS London party Oct 28th @ VORTEX DALSTON feat POWERFUL eccentric @peteum + @NOCHEXX amongst other GOOD EGGS>& …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128367815114760192

2011-10-24 07:09:57
peteum: @J_Loewenstein I went to Catholic Mass. Rock & roll.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128367609602248704

2011-10-23 14:30:57
peteum: @ergophizmiz @IainChambers curiouser and curiouser…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128116200076087296

2011-10-23 14:25:10
peteum: @singingadams you should get lord Charles to give you a special tour…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128114748330999809

2011-10-23 13:47:35
peteum: @IainChambers oh yeah, hello

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128105286908129280

2011-10-23 13:34:06
peteum: @IainChambers if you’re not tempted by Friday at the vortex do you do paypal?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128101893942685696

2011-10-23 12:41:31
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/aU9FunHC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128088663442722816

2011-10-23 12:37:29
peteum: Church is mad isn’t it? Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128087649251635200

2011-10-23 12:36:18
peteum: Fittingly I had to go to church because someone else had a hangover.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128087348863967232

2011-10-23 12:34:52
peteum: @tapebox at work today & phone not talking to Facebook but will checkit when I get home, lord let it come soon…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128086987776344065

2011-10-23 10:55:28
peteum: Perhaps it’s because I’ve exhausted myself with corruption that the good lord has sent me to church, cycling 20+ miles today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128061972892762112

2011-10-23 20:46:54
peteum: @kekw It all depends on what sort of set Phil MFU does. That could happen too

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128210814971817984

2011-10-23 20:31:17
peteum: @Hot_Chip Lads I seek hype help! http://t.co/URcWesvB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128206882220425216

2011-10-23 20:25:26
peteum: “You have been warned” ends Time Out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128205410464305152

2011-10-23 20:24:40
peteum: “Nochexxx + Pete Um + The Doozer + The Man from Uranus at Vortex Dalston – Jazz, Latin & Improv” – @timeoutlondon http://t.co/uVzv4TpS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128205218566508544

2011-10-23 18:10:00
peteum: @arthurCRS But it was shut. Tomorrow I’m at work all day, but I’m pretty confident I’m gonna get this shit nailed by Tuesday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128171326442717185

2011-10-23 18:09:01
peteum: @arthurCRS I did not post the record the next day, but I did parcel it up the day after that, & then the following day I took it to the PO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128171079096205312

2011-10-23 15:34:38
peteum: @ergophizmiz anyone else on the bill in Bridport?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128132229523189761

2011-10-23 14:42:33
peteum: @singingadams thanks babe xxx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128119121966665729

2011-10-23 14:34:06
peteum: @singingadams I would feel an avuncular glow if you did…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/128116995047690240

2011-10-22 21:15:41
peteum: I stand by my @NOCHEXXX Ferraro comparison. It’s like Fatty Parts as blank bullshit/real zen soothsaying lost moment. Cunts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127855668777590785

2011-10-22 16:09:32
peteum: RT @danmcquillan: undercover police officers assembly point at the #anarchistbookfair http://t.co/D8r18qob

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127778623787765761

2011-10-22 10:41:13
peteum: Watch The Vichy Government on Vimeo! http://t.co/Vz2AELSQ

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127695997974491138

2011-10-22 10:37:47
peteum: @IainChambers Where are you man?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127695136854515712

2011-10-22 10:36:22
peteum: Any London hostel recommendations for a post-Dalston gig next Friday? This is not a coded request to be put up btw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127694778501570560

2011-10-22 09:50:16
peteum: Grist Archive 22-10-11 http://t.co/6dCkS82t

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127683176603729920

2011-10-21 23:29:42
peteum: @ProUnit Incongruity of the gag though, the point, apparently

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127527008224813057

2011-10-21 22:24:24
peteum: @ProUnit the way my Yr 3 European Cinema lecturer spun it Herzog was having a little meta gag within the film.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127510574140637184

2011-10-21 22:16:00
peteum: I only drink Scotch as a pose, why would I like Jim Beam?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127508460920246272

2011-10-21 18:36:01
peteum: At spooky disco. Years 4-6.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127453100612132864

2011-10-21 15:58:54
peteum: Grist Archive 21-10-11 http://t.co/IbXFORCr

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127413559121559553

2011-10-21 12:46:03
peteum: http://t.co/JLhWBCdU http://t.co/obBkV2ha

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127365026016280576

2011-10-21 09:41:28
peteum: @jonnymugwump @ekolad @hackneymarshman save some bad jonny for the end of the month though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127318577006133249

2011-10-20 22:07:51
peteum: RT @kekw: NOCHEXXX / PETE UM / WOEBOT / THE DOOZER / THE MAN FROM URANUS http://t.co/ZJvpus2F

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127144022966931456

2011-10-20 22:05:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I do the front of house stuff & the dog makes up the bouquets & baskets. It was worse when it was the other way round.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127143354160001024

2011-10-20 21:06:37
peteum: Annoyed I didn’t think to grist Shadow Of The Onanist whilst trying to defecate in Lion Yard earlier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127128611911254017

2011-10-20 21:00:13
peteum: Laundry liquid sacs burst on my Apartheid legal statement & Boat Race monthly programme archive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126999864053760

2011-10-20 20:58:09
peteum: No Scotch Egg cos of the gypsies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126481653600257

2011-10-20 20:57:41
peteum: My Meeuw shit arrived. Writing press for vinyl could be some slippery slope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127126363273564160

2011-10-20 19:35:48
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: video on @guardian website of gaddafi’s bloodied body dragged from truck followed immediately after by advert for f …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127105756100165632

2011-10-20 15:07:17
peteum: @arthurCRS florist. Just scenes from work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127038181622292480

2011-10-20 14:39:08
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/7CjbANu1

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127031095815454720

2011-10-20 14:18:15
peteum: Argument about pylons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/127025843712180224

2011-10-20 07:17:22
peteum: RT @LowQuay: More people than you’d think sound like Bow Wow Wow tribute bands.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126919921748815872

2011-10-19 19:39:29
peteum: @real_dubversion That would be good, but I was talking about the bespiked head of Allsop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126744293477056512

2011-10-19 19:25:15
peteum: @real_dubversion if I live to see that, it’ll be long enough…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126740715089838080

2011-10-19 19:21:27
peteum: @arthurCRS and tonight you shall dream of the tiny patter of feet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739757102415873

2011-10-19 19:19:55
peteum: Not totally sure of protocol on this one Chris…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739371473899521

2011-10-19 19:19:14
peteum: RT @ChrisBryantMP: UM, shouldn’t the business in parliament be announced to the House first? And how can the PM move the backbench debate?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126739199557763074

2011-10-19 09:08:34
peteum: RT @lipsticklori: Anyone getting nasty #DaleFarm tweets in their timeline is clearly following the wrong people. I can see nothing but s …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126585519877533696

2011-10-19 08:17:26
peteum: @ekolad @badtimingnights Pete FUCKING Um! Rare sighting at Portland Arms…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126572653216669696

2011-10-19 08:12:49
peteum: @horsechatter Massive fan of your @NOCHEXXX stylings!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126571488647188480

2011-10-19 08:07:53
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: @NOCHEXXX (w/ @horsechatter ) @peteum The Doozr, The Man From Uranus & Woebot (DJ) – pop mirrors @vortexjazz 28-10-11 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126570247275810816

2011-10-19 08:07:00
peteum: I hope my ex hasn’t been tazered, for their sakes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126570024679907328

2011-10-19 08:06:15
peteum: RT @bloggerheads: Too bad residents of #DaleFarm aren’t Tesco… retrospective permission would’ve been a rubber stamp away. Instead… …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126569838981292032

2011-10-19 08:06:07
peteum: @Thrifty_Vinyl I have that. Don’t play it much.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126569803250008064

2011-10-19 22:02:43
peteum: RT @thethirdestate: Interview with Anarchists at Dale Farm http://t.co/hUdRuOn7 #dalefarm

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126780341481517056

2011-10-18 16:48:02
peteum: @BenTOGM Thanks for bringing it to our attention monkey-man!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126338758944636928

2011-10-18 15:34:26
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There were a lot of them. I do have some somewhere. Richard Brown has the originals I think, possibly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126320239297310724

2011-10-18 15:32:44
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB I wrote like a 6th Former, but I suspect there were a few “grindingly awkward shithop” jewels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126319811801255936

2011-10-18 15:29:54
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS There was a time when every demo that got sent to The Boat Race got a Pete Um assessment in writing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126319098060746752

2011-10-18 15:27:50
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And this was before such things were said, pre-Nathan Barley etc etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126318579338579968

2011-10-18 15:26:12
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB Similarly another dude launched this defence of soft rock & Billy Joel in particular.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126318166975594496

2011-10-18 15:25:00
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB A long time ago this bloke had a go at me for DJing Chicks On Speed & it was fantastic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126317864989892608

2011-10-18 15:21:23
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB That should be the name of the live album, or a retrospective.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316954062553089

2011-10-18 15:20:26
peteum: @arthurCRS @CrushingDeathCB And I hate when I slag something & they get upset like it’s personal or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316713854763008

2011-10-18 15:19:36
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Whenever someone disagrees with me about music it’s great, I love it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316507029446656

2011-10-18 15:18:14
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB @arthurCRS Tru dat. To be properly insulted is such a rare pleasure in a way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126316159841746944

2011-10-18 15:17:17
peteum: @directoryofbunk He describes my meat as poisonous to him, but the description just makes me salivate, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126315922301521920

2011-10-18 15:10:09
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB You have to give the guy credit. There’s something transcendent about it. A deeper truth, out of the mouths of babes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126314125780451328

2011-10-18 15:01:10
peteum: It’s all grist you fuckers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311866942230529

2011-10-18 15:00:31
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: The very reverend @peteum has agreed to perform with Float Riverer and Halo Halo on Nov 17th. Hot shit. http://t.co …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311702085107712

2011-10-18 15:00:13
peteum: @CrushingDeathCB Why did that still make me lol? I knew what it was going to say…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126311627200008193

2011-10-18 14:53:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Bless you son. Will try get this off tomorrow after work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126310032437559296

2011-10-18 14:53:00
peteum: Does Ray look like he’s gonna be skipping breakfast just because Tesco is a burnt-out shell? No, he doesn’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126309812777652226

2011-10-18 14:51:29
peteum: Like, come the inevitable collapse, see ya later infrastructure etc, & everyone panicking about being wet, cold & hungry – stick with Ray.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126309431272144896

2011-10-18 14:47:06
peteum: Why I love Ray Mears: 1) Amazing natural world/survivalist skillz. 2) Obvious humanity/humility. 3) He’s a bit on the tubby side.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126308325267738624

2011-10-18 14:32:26
peteum: @arthurCRS Oh! How nice. Uh…not totally sure if I can do bank transfer cos I’m an idiot but paypal my ntlworld address?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126304637488857088

2011-10-18 12:15:20
peteum: RT @vortexjazz: Exotic Pylon 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/Xb7Nyhuk Â£10 http://t.co/WLdGqhGV …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126270135278383104

2011-10-18 07:58:40
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If they legalise weed I want to start up a business that makes it in a drink and call it “can’o'bliss”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126205541700747264

2011-10-18 07:54:16
peteum: RT @djrupture: “Is money money or isn’t money money.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/126204433523671040

2011-10-17 12:40:59
peteum: HACKER FARM CHUTNEY http://t.co/6IDeIl8t via @kekw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125914201158983680

2011-10-16 17:40:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX ant lions bro.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125627259636813825

2011-10-16 17:24:26
peteum: @PeterTatchell go on tatchell my son!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125623144504492033

2011-10-16 15:33:17
peteum: Screenprinting joy. http://t.co/t3yztZF6

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125595172926013440

2011-10-16 09:14:25
peteum: Maybe I should send Joe Bates a copy for review. http://t.co/QTPUPLrA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499827923599360

2011-10-16 09:12:23
peteum: Space and time are different on the internet though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499315438370816

2011-10-16 09:11:27
peteum: Not observing religious niceties or sound economic sense here at Grist, oh no.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125499083094896641

2011-10-16 09:09:37
peteum: Today me & Syd are off with @badtimingnights to do some screenprinting. In theory this almost sort of means my album will be released today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498618835763200

2011-10-16 09:08:22
peteum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN AND EDWARD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498306670505984

2011-10-16 09:08:05
peteum: I’m pretty much over the whole ordeal now though, but probably best not to mention it if I’m drinking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125498234071293952

2011-10-16 09:06:57
peteum: From memory this led to a situation where the lid to one of the decks was held hostage by some IDM type until an awkward standoff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125497951526195200

2011-10-16 09:06:01
peteum: I lent DJ Rupture my decks once. I thought he might have mentioned my act of kindness in The Wire feature but it seems not.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125497713629470720

2011-10-15 19:56:41
peteum: RT @kylieminogue: OMG!!!!!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125299072356728832

2011-10-15 19:56:34
peteum: RT @AnonyOps: 82 countries have taken to the streets. Nearly 1000 cities. Amazing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125299044720451584

2011-10-15 19:54:10
peteum: Nice review of my work here: http://t.co/QTPUPLrA

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125298437217468416

2011-10-15 18:44:28
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX Yeah you want some pulses intact for aesthetic reasons innit. Not grey mush but dashes of yellow/purple #nohomo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125280897024004096

2011-10-15 18:41:44
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Got Syd + 1 tonight so holding the fort here. Bob’s coming round in a bit though if you fancy passing by on yr way?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125280210164789248

2011-10-15 17:41:09
peteum: @NOCHEXXX People Hid In Jumpers yo. How was the refried beans?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125264965836877824

2011-10-15 17:39:27
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Latest Ferraro effort got a bit of a Dave aesthetic going on. Well, chef-related TV voiceover biznis anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125264537283862528

2011-10-15 15:36:27
peteum: Grist Archive 15-10-11 http://t.co/9fLakIpd

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/125233581181243392

2011-10-14 18:28:03
peteum: @cowsarejustfood That’s funny, because I feel like a wog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124914381329924096

2011-10-14 18:27:06
peteum: @cowsarejustfood The beginning-of-the-rot/somewhat patchy but still strangely compelling The Raven? I like Ice/Genetix/most of it tbh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124914140593668097

2011-10-14 18:12:01
peteum: @cowsarejustfood I’m a Stranglers bore. What’s on the player?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124910344266203136

2011-10-14 17:25:50
peteum: @boom_tschak He thought you said “chic-ey chav”, which is what I thought you said too. Don’t take my chic away

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124898720348250113

2011-10-14 08:12:07
peteum: “damn savage, autumn clearout? – list with Â£0 insertion fees this weekend!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124759374974566400

2011-10-14 07:36:06
peteum: HYPE: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/qtra5oGX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124750310056017920

2011-10-14 07:31:41
peteum: Big up @boom_tschak for her Wire words on Pete Um, despite being called a cheeky chav (sic) by my son. Good photo too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124749199471419392

2011-10-13 13:44:16
peteum: @NOCHEXXX really? Ha, skimmed through and didn’t notice. Wysing?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124480575410147328

2011-10-13 12:25:43
peteum: @derekwalmsley nice one. I’ll email you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124460807961579520

2011-10-13 11:32:18
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Bi0vGXGb

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124447363887665152

2011-10-13 13:44:45
peteum: RT @MooseAllain: Be particularly careful when Siobhan Fahey, Keren Woodward and Sara Dallin have been exfoliating.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124480697430843392

2011-10-12 21:15:16
peteum: @derekwalmsley fuck, I was at the dobblers…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124231685586948096

2011-10-12 21:12:02
peteum: RT @GeorgeMichael: Hey everyone, back in Stuttgart Germany, and ready for a great night

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124230872684695552

2011-10-12 16:52:39
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11_(2) http://t.co/Bdq21SJT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124165593527091200

2011-10-12 16:29:52
peteum: Grist Archive 12-10-11 http://t.co/RzRTkFdB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124159861893234688

2011-10-12 11:22:43
peteum: @arthurCRS it’s a guide dog. Do pay attention dear boy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124082566876774402

2011-10-12 10:32:34
peteum: Decided next time some moron starts saying dippy things about the dog I’m going to say “careful, she bites.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/124069945079369729

2011-10-11 21:40:03
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11_(2) http://t.co/kVViKD9c

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123875532780744704

2011-10-11 20:27:36
peteum: Like a bat out of Schlump. http://t.co/ZiNd1nKV

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123857301294686208

2011-10-11 15:11:20
peteum: Grist Archive 11-10-11 http://t.co/JqfyL54R

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123777708357451776

2011-10-10 11:37:36
peteum: @NOCHEXXX what is this typecast slander?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123361534129864705

2011-10-10 11:36:46
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: sped home in a taxi to find Pete UM driving and singing Vindicatrix songs in an overly exaggerated and silly fashion.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123361326893510656

2011-10-10 11:24:48
peteum: @khartland perhaps metaphorically.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123358313214771200

2011-10-10 10:32:10
peteum: In newmarket, in greggs, in the bogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123345069611810816

2011-10-10 09:43:29
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/2cbLFum9

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123332817328414720

2011-10-10 09:39:11
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: Exotic Pylon at @vortexjazz 28-10-11 @NOCHEXXX, @peteum, The Doozer & The Man From Uranus http://t.co/5XJzlBr9 & http: …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123331733113409536

2011-10-10 08:06:26
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/Ib1O6YBX

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123308391060865024

2011-10-10 08:06:25
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/O1pLeo4n

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123308390557556737

2011-10-09 21:15:35
peteum: Grist Archive 9-10-11 http://t.co/NRuKMjlg

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123144601337995264

2011-10-09 14:16:47
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/RHFEqTvL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123039204983836672

2011-10-09 13:33:42
peteum: RT @NiallMcDiarmid: @kateflett Janet Street Porter walks into a bar & says, ‘Can I get a large aperitif?’ Barman says ‘I fucking doubt it’

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123028362678644736

2011-10-09 13:27:06
peteum: RT @followfriday200: @kekw was #119 last week in the Iranian FollowFriday Ranking http://t.co/8OUDSzHE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/123026702233374720

2011-10-09 11:32:24
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/bKpFacPE

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122997837855338496

2011-10-08 19:16:44
peteum: The Mouse’s Ex, on seeing our flat: “It’s like Pete’s old room in a flat. But that’s a good thing, cos that was like a flat in a room.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122752305169842178

2011-10-07 15:29:32
peteum: OK, version 2 of the press release. The English Language In Dub, or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122332740459827200

2011-10-07 11:29:43
peteum: RT @tapebox: Boomkat have our LP in stock now: http://t.co/siuDO6mu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122272385893285889

2011-10-07 10:10:27
peteum: RT @AndyRileyish: I’ve said it before, but: when faced with cuts, the BBC should axe The Archers first. Let’s see how much the Tory core …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/122252439171760129

2011-10-06 08:00:14
peteum: RT @bedcore: Tomorrow’s Sun headline: Jobs done

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121857279866847232

2011-10-05 22:48:47
peteum: @zone_styx Cut to near-future news footage of Day Of Reckoning, with Eno still talking about generative music…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121718503781842944

2011-10-05 22:28:27
peteum: @zone_styx Ha! Just what I’ve been shouting at the telly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121713385405558785

2011-10-05 16:02:02
peteum: Grist Archive 5-10-11 http://t.co/OSjRBzk5

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121616144003121152

2011-10-05 14:12:36
peteum: @arthurCRS Dude, a few years after I left Uni I went to a talk in CB1 (cafe) on How To Use The Internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121588601950715904

2011-10-05 13:53:12
peteum: @arthurCRS OK cheers. He’s getting artier but some now saying Coleridge is good for media stuff, Parkside maybe more IT etc. We’ll see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121583721622142976

2011-10-05 13:18:25
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah, I hear it is much improved, but people move house etc to get their kids into Parkside. Open evening tonight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121574968189403136

2011-10-05 12:56:22
peteum: Bourgeois Cambridge chums – Coleridge or Parkside?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121569417069993985

2011-10-05 12:34:10
peteum: @50quidsoundboy There’s something about it that mainlines lols for me, forged in my soul, to do with horror/joy/cruel/idiocy of school.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121563832270340096

2011-10-05 11:14:26
peteum: Free-Market Capitalism… This is Davina…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121543763771400193

2011-10-05 10:22:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121530712527613952

2011-10-04 14:03:44
peteum: @HansonRecords My Hanson shit just arrived. Shackles Of Man-Measured Time zoning round & round now. Thanks again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121223984699285504

2011-10-04 10:44:59
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: If anyone is looking for hitler he has changed sex and is working in the parking dept of Swansea council

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121173966734901248

2011-10-03 23:39:48
peteum: Downfall. #TheVichyGovernment http://t.co/0AStrwvL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/121006567024898048

2011-10-03 18:25:04
peteum: @oscillatordrift Yeah baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120927363608481792

2011-10-03 13:57:42
peteum: Last chance to see The Vichy Goverment tonight at the Citadel Of Dreams: http://t.co/Z4jgofPF

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120860075370889216

2011-10-03 13:18:31
peteum: RT @sixthformpoet: #FF @[name removed]

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120850218211221504

2011-10-03 12:04:19
peteum: @arthurCRS Confucius?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120831543328518144

2011-10-03 10:00:09
peteum: RT @tapebox: how to watch your zoetropic record without a video camera: http://t.co/xavzJieN #science #heresonewemadeearlier

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120800295268782080

2011-10-03 09:59:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood That’s the one. Sold it on Discogs to some poor old punk & I can’t find it anywhere.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120800157271998465

2011-10-03 09:54:30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah, let’s say 3ish unless you hear otherwise, and you do need it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120798875714994176

2011-10-03 09:27:31
peteum: Well I know this Anti-Nowhere League record is somewhere.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120792084495089664

2011-10-02 21:09:44
peteum: @Laica23 Hope yr getting a lie-in, young feller.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120606412387790848

2011-10-02 20:01:21
peteum: @JohnnyVertigen There’s only one Alien dude. Not that I’ve seen the other films, but, you know…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120589206283239424

2011-10-02 16:23:18
peteum: Last tweet better with the photo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120534329502863360

2011-10-02 16:22:00
peteum: Yeah, fuck the goat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120534002141634560

2011-10-02 16:20:08
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: btw you all realise the freeakish UK weather was released to coincide with Lets Go Swmming!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120533531708506112

2011-10-02 12:34:13
peteum: Christ, one day old & blinking & Pete Fucking Um gristing your name all over the internet. Sorry kid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120476680602140672

2011-10-02 12:31:23
peteum: Also wore my UNITED STATES OF AMERICA T-shirt to amuse the baby, who is named after Howard Zinn.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475968082157568

2011-10-02 12:29:18
peteum: There was a table-top sale on the way & I bought a sky-blue potty & Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich as gifts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475443475398656

2011-10-02 12:28:12
peteum: Baby pretty good. Just texted The Mouse to take her coil out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120475167175606272

2011-10-02 12:26:06
peteum: @kekw My Chocolate Shop boycott propels me towards our 400 yrds Mace, which the junkies favour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120474639137906688

2011-10-02 12:23:37
peteum: @kekw Might be a blogger’s disease, i.e. affects men of certain age shaking fist at sky with can of booze in other hand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120474012127203329

2011-10-02 11:16:32
peteum: Right, baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120457131559370752

2011-10-02 11:16:11
peteum: He asks me if I drive bus cos I’m wearing an old British Rail jacket, then gives me 20p back for being transport posse. Funny.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120457043827097600

2011-10-02 11:14:56
peteum: I gave the guy a fuckyou look on top of a fuckyou look cos they raise the price by 20p a can after 11, & he’s like “why you look like that?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120456727345889280

2011-10-02 11:13:11
peteum: Just remembered going into Turkish store I boycott (when it suits me) cos of this: http://t.co/dnQC8fjB last night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120456288508448768

2011-10-02 10:22:16
peteum: Ha ha. Knew I would get asked to see the baby if I made roguish plans with Bobby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120443472401547264

2011-10-02 10:20:52
peteum: Right, this is no weather to wear a Fila shirt for 3 days on the trot, so I shall freshen up for the damage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120443120713351168

2011-10-02 10:18:20
peteum: “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” we used to say in jest, but it happened. Destiny is a pisstaking fuck sometimes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120442485204975616

2011-10-02 10:17:20
peteum: His daughter half-sister to the niece, so we are cloven to the rippins for evermore, as was the prophecy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120442233341218816

2011-10-02 10:15:40
peteum: I’m off to the ‘beach. Seems appropriate. My brother lives & drinks in Waterbeach, on a boat. I am to join him. Also appropriate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120441811851419648

2011-10-02 10:13:59
peteum: Ah, the goat is spared. Bobby, with his cloven-footed influence, stamps the seal on the inevitable.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120441388566458368

2011-10-02 10:10:13
peteum: The norm I should say. Ha ha. Poor old Norm.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120440440959938560

2011-10-02 10:06:13
peteum: Or the slow-motion perception of time during an accident, the rupture of norm, the sudden preeminence of the WRONG.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120439434939346944

2011-10-02 10:00:54
peteum: It’s like time out of joint or something, like the threshold of wakefulness or the wearing off of a drug.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120438095157014528

2011-10-02 09:59:27
peteum: I just have this sense that in about a week this little episode of unseasonal weather is going to feel like a surreal dream.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437731267588096

2011-10-02 09:58:40
peteum: @neverfadingwood You, sir, are plainly a rogue after my own heart.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437535376801792

2011-10-02 09:57:40
peteum: I could very easily be cycling to work in gloves and my 1981 Black Sabbath scarf, & then have to take C____ to church.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120437283915710464

2011-10-02 09:56:32
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s not like I’m not considering it

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436996492632064

2011-10-02 09:55:47
peteum: This weather is tripping me out to be honest, at the risk of stating the obvious. OCTOBER THE SECOND.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436810236174336

2011-10-02 09:54:55
peteum: And then I’ll end up being half drunk and eating alone, hating myself, with only a dead goat for company.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436591369003008

2011-10-02 09:54:12
peteum: Be nice to have some people round but then I’m running the risk of sweltering inside for 8 hours on the last day of summer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436411659862017

2011-10-02 09:52:43
peteum: The Liberal Democrats in the Coalition against animal cruelty etc. Anyway, goat curry or no…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120436036508721152

2011-10-02 09:51:41
peteum: World Vegetarian Day was yesterday or something, although vegetarians are the petit bourgeois of ethical consumption.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120435775899832320

2011-10-02 09:49:05
peteum: It would be kind of fitting given that I have a new niece(ish) to celebrate, although the vegan part of me finds that offensive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120435120950878209

2011-10-02 09:47:50
peteum: Takes all fucking day for one thing, & as i have mentioned before the timings send me into an autistic spiral of fretfulness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120434806722019328

2011-10-02 09:46:43
peteum: Should I make goat curry? Not sure. Seems a bit of a waste of weather/day-off/no-childcare/absent beloved if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120434525246468096

2011-10-02 08:57:30
peteum: RT @PartridgeToffee: The Tory conference is like some sort of Cunt Olympics. Who will be the gold standard cunt? Early challenge from Th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120422139932327936

2011-10-02 00:11:29
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Listening to Ritalin Love/Timepiece. I demand @bassclefbass and @NOCHEXXX split twelve now. Failing that next 18 months w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120289763839315968

2011-10-01 22:46:06
peteum: @singingadams this. http://t.co/01ynK7gI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120268275895631872

2011-10-01 17:49:51
peteum: @singingadams it won’t play ball with my comedy photo laffs…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193722796359680

2011-10-01 17:48:29
peteum: @singingadams SHARP.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193378385276928

2011-10-01 17:47:53
peteum: @eliasbland Guest list?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120193229126770688

2011-10-01 15:52:53
peteum: Grist Archive 1-10-11 http://t.co/PaDIL3Sn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120164286592069632

2011-10-01 12:04:12
peteum: @ergophizmiz I have decided to be wed as soon as ecclesiastically possible, just to have you present in this outfit. Mustachioed, I presume?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120106738518200320

2011-10-01 08:54:41
peteum: Wow, this is a real Marks & Spencer hangover.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/120059044265328640

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2011-09-30 21:59:48
peteum: Grist Archive 30-9-11 http://t.co/mLnAYgkH

2011-09-30 20:57:45
peteum: Les Beignets Flambes http://t.co/rZf3xABM

2011-09-30 19:21:11
peteum: Sat in on a Friday night being hustled by Sensational on Facebook.
Be careful what you wish for people.

2011-09-30 17:01:18
peteum: @fritzbogott Underappreciation of The Stranglers is one of my
tedious hobbyhorses.

2011-09-30 16:18:16
peteum: @tapebox @NOCHEXXX Oh and they look pretty sweet too, of course.

2011-09-30 16:17:11
peteum: @tapebox Got the Sculpture wax! Syd’s watching The Simpsons but
they sure smell good…

2011-09-30 16:15:54
peteum: @fritzbogott More Stranglers.

2011-09-30 15:35:30
peteum: Listened to some Snape gear last night.

2011-09-30 15:24:05
peteum: RT @marxroadrunner: but obviously bins are more important #rage
RT“@LouMcCudden: £250m is the entire cost of Disability Living Allowance
…

2011-09-30 13:29:10
peteum: Tomorrow in Cambridge… http://t.co/JpIm9tJc

2011-09-30 13:27:32
peteum: In case you ever felt you needed a one-stop portal for the Grist.

http://t.co/G3RDQ0zU

2011-09-30 12:28:22
peteum: My boy Simon from Terminal Cheesecake wrote nice things here:

http://t.co/RpkktbY1

2011-09-30 09:59:07
peteum: @NOCHEXXX planation.

2011-09-29 21:46:16
peteum: Grist Archive 29-9-11 http://t.co/LiNjEMiN

2011-09-29 21:05:03
peteum: @aridtrax Ah, der upside to der downturn, ja? Or something…

2011-09-29 21:04:03
peteum: Sat alone listening to a scanner recording of two chaps having
transgender phone sex in the 90s.

2011-09-29 20:58:05
peteum: No more decent lager options in Mace at £1? Roll on 2012…

2011-09-29 20:55:38
peteum: Bobby>Dobblers>Mace>Bruton Music>Night Dolls With Hairspray>Demo
Dandies>90s Peel.

2011-09-29 20:53:30
peteum: Listening to old Peel tapes.

2011-09-29 20:35:56
peteum: @aridtrax Golden.

2011-09-29 18:33:45
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: @peteum You’re the Rosetta Folk of stonetronica.

2011-09-29 18:32:59
peteum: @JudeClarke Very nearly tweeted that too. #IslamRocks

2011-09-29 18:07:20
peteum: Man, if Phillip Hammond’s for it, I’m against it.

2011-09-29 17:35:06
peteum: @Jim_Jepps No probs Jeff.

2011-09-29 17:34:35
peteum: @tapebox @NOCHEXXX Think our Sculpture is at the depot, Dave dude.
Danke Dan!

2011-09-29 15:31:01
peteum: RT @simon_price01: If you think unregulated capitalism’s so bloody
great, why don’t you go and live in Russia?

2011-09-29 14:44:58
peteum: @MaxTundra not really. But I love it in its dumb huey and the
newsworthiness.

2011-09-29 14:42:58
peteum: @MaxTundra it’s the rosetta stone of folktronica.

2011-09-29 13:40:05
peteum: @MaxTundra I love Sports.

2011-09-29 13:04:20
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Jeff Jepps! I like it.

2011-09-29 10:20:13
peteum: Ha. Weird. Next person up at the counter shares my surname. The
gods follow my feed, and don’t like cheek.

2011-09-29 10:17:04
peteum: Mind you, health centre infinitely more cheerful place when you’re
not here to see the quack.

2011-09-29 10:12:24
peteum: One of those rare examples that makes getting ridiculously ancient
actually look quite good.

2011-09-29 10:09:03
peteum: Antique east anglian accent all gargly rasps in his chest leather.

2011-09-29 10:04:36
peteum: Brilliant gummy old dude in the health centre talking about when
footballers were paid ten bob a match.

2011-09-28 21:49:46
peteum: Grist Archive 28-9-11 http://t.co/2uTkjolF

2011-09-27 21:07:03
peteum: Grist Archive 27-9-11 http://t.co/xVLjVumm

2011-09-27 18:56:46
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: An unexamined life is not worth living. ~
Socrates http://t.co/U9gFWB48

2011-09-27 16:57:28
peteum: RT @kekw: Can’t bear to watch the Lab Conference; it’s like some
ghastly 26-car pile-up – all of them Smartcars or eco-hybrids travellin …

2011-09-27 08:59:42
peteum: Dog’s legs splayed across bus floor. “are you training ‘im?” No,
I’m blind and she’s useless.

2011-09-27 07:47:38
peteum: RT @IanMartin: So, the Haughty Daily Telegraph. Activist Jonathan
Oppenheim has been ‘pouring over planning law books’, has he? Fucking …

2011-09-26 18:22:16
peteum: Giant loop of doom! #faisal

2011-09-26 16:50:01
peteum: Happy Birthday Avril Lavigne #Nevermind

2011-09-26 14:25:49
peteum: @JudeClarke shit! Hope flat/son safe, not necessarily in that
order…

2011-09-26 12:12:51
peteum: If I had to sum up the policy in a phrase: It’s horses for courses.

2011-09-26 12:07:37
peteum: Absorbing company Horse Riding Policy in company of inappropriate
staff behaviour & paranoia.

2011-09-25 12:33:00
peteum: @karmadillo_band no, but I was trying to feel like a hitman.

2011-09-25 12:25:06
peteum: “jesus!” I ejaculated in the face of aforementioned juvenile
eclesiastical minion, rather inappropriately in the context obv.

2011-09-25 12:22:44
peteum: Then service user lunged forward to shake hands with begowned
church moppet & put 16 stone pressure on my big toe.

2011-09-25 12:06:09
peteum: Last time I worked I had to attend the service. I was feeling a
kind of complacent spiritual anthropologicalism or something.

2011-09-25 12:02:38
peteum: Sitting in a car outside church for the 2nd time today.

2011-09-25 11:30:48
peteum: @singingadams not generally amused by such pursuits but your band
name mashing without peer.

2011-09-24 21:56:49
peteum: Grist Archive 24-9-11_(2) http://t.co/N11Lg8Yv

2011-09-24 21:47:08
peteum: Grist Archive 24-9-11 http://t.co/uW0atvsL

2011-09-24 21:34:35
peteum: Today is kinda my Sunday tho, altho everyday is like some Morrissey
shit more or less.

2011-09-24 21:32:16
peteum: Mind you, James Corden seems to function as a cipher for some kind
of submission to vampiric overlording it.

2011-09-24 21:28:50
peteum: Haven’t watched Doctor Who for a while. Looked a bit “Hey guys,
let’s serve imperialism!” to me.

2011-09-24 21:06:10
peteum: @badtimingnights to be honest I hadn’t thought of the Lennon/Lenin
thing until I saw your tweet. Grist is weird.

2011-09-24 15:53:07
peteum: Got that from a skip in Godalming circa late 80s. There were loads
of them.

2011-09-24 15:52:01
peteum: Also had a massive Led Zep poster for their famous Knebworth
concert, but no more it seems.

2011-09-24 15:50:55
peteum: Which seems to have gone AWOL & been replaced by a Gorkys Zygotic
Mynci tour poster & a picture of fucking Lenin.

2011-09-24 15:49:31
peteum: Anyway I thought I would dig out the presumably quite valuable
psychedelic Lennon poster I’ve hoarded in a tube for years.

2011-09-24 15:48:22
peteum: Which I seem to have to remember picking up for myself a bit later
on in life. Kids have it easy these days etc

2011-09-24 15:47:12
peteum: During his first term of Year 6 my son will be studying John
Lennon, Pyschedelia and Drugs & Their Uses.

2011-09-24 10:20:04
peteum: After the film the guy I was supporting walked out the fire exit
while I was in the loo and a chase scene ensued in the Grafton Centre.

2011-09-24 10:17:04
peteum: Where she has to pretend to be really into baseball at a game, and
during a sex scene.

2011-09-24 10:16:15
peteum: The wife is good, very strong crying scene. The hot girl who plays
a hot girl is reasonably good, except in two bits.

2011-09-24 10:15:04
peteum: Unfortunately they have to swap bodies, so the funny guy has to
play boring and vice versa.

2011-09-24 10:14:13
peteum: The other guy, who plays Mitch, is pretty fucking funny now &
again.

2011-09-24 10:11:59
peteum: Mostly it is a stupid film but is fogivable in places for tight
comic script and good performances.

2011-09-24 10:10:45
peteum: Big fan of the Pink Flamingos scene, for instance, but I digress.

2011-09-24 10:09:59
peteum: I don’t mind shit in the mouth if it is done tastefully…

2011-09-24 10:09:04
peteum: Opening scene where the Jason Bateman character gets shit in the
mouth made me think it was going to be a worse film than it was in the end.

2011-09-24 10:07:33
peteum: Here is my review of The Change Up, which I saw the other day in
the context of work.

2011-09-23 16:24:59
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands exactly.

2011-09-23 08:08:04
peteum: @kekw @fritzbogott Never got on with cider & black but, being a
numpty, I still drink Guinness and black. Vimto & black = wrong, though.

2011-09-21 18:55:19
peteum: @mattabysmal Went yesterday. Just stood there on the other side of
road like I expected the usual shop to rematerialise in front of me.

2011-09-21 15:57:53
peteum: @howryeh I drove past a Poo in Spain once.

2011-09-21 15:56:43
peteum: @_felixmartin That wasn’t for nicking his bike though, was it?

2011-09-21 14:47:53
peteum: Well-old Grist Archive http://t.co/QKiknwiB

2011-09-21 08:06:48
peteum: To the toerag who stole my bike: I swear I will hunt you down, tie
you to a chair, lock the door and play you lots of my early stuff.

2011-09-20 08:37:06
peteum: Grist Archive 20-9-11 http://t.co/oJLni0f5

2011-09-19 21:13:45
peteum: @cowsarejustfood It’s just going to be something about arses isn’t
it?

2011-09-19 14:03:27
peteum: I was being quite funny. I was even making the melancholic Uranian
laugh.

2011-09-19 14:01:56
peteum: I am being very funny. It’s a shame you’re not here.

2011-09-19 14:01:53
peteum: He scored an ornate red necklace to go with gold-rimmed sunglasses
& maroon velvet jacket. Looks perverted as fuck.

2011-09-19 14:01:51
peteum: I have one of those hangovers that feels like being lightly drunk
but with a massive headache. Bought some €1 shades for me & Phil.

2011-09-19 14:01:48
peteum: Phil’s 4 track & bugs machine are broke in transit, but he seems
pretty cool about it. We are looking at a flea market for replacements.

2011-09-19 14:01:44
peteum: I’m lying in bed in Hamburg staring at a pretty lampshade listening
to MFU smoking his way through some equipment failure disaster.

2011-09-19 14:01:42
peteum: Gonna save up tweets in drafts & spunk them pointlessly in a
splurge late Sunday night no doubt. Anyway, how are you?

2011-09-19 14:01:39
peteum: @neverfadingwood oh no, she’s good for the money, I hope! Just
wanted planes to be flying. Excuse my opacity.

2011-09-19 14:01:28
peteum: Delayed tweets from Hamburg incoming…

2011-09-18 21:33:42
peteum: Trump-the-fuck-ing-ton.

2011-09-18 21:08:45
peteum: Baldock (slight return).

2011-09-16 13:07:19
peteum: Moofoo talking heavy space magick. Other passenger reading bible.
Bye. X

2011-09-16 12:56:11
peteum: @chapmusic should do/will do etc!

2011-09-16 12:25:49
peteum: Phil’s assessment of my carrot salad: “bet that don’t taste like a
burger.”

2011-09-16 12:08:49
peteum: @eggboycom Hamburg tomorrow. Martin Gore’s 60th.

2011-09-16 12:07:31
peteum: @eggboycom LUTON.

2011-09-16 12:05:04
peteum: @chapmusic to Hamburg, incubator of rock’s sickly spirit.

2011-09-16 12:01:28
peteum: Feeling aspirational, I went for the more expensive lager cos it
was in the fridge. Even worse.

2011-09-16 12:00:05
peteum: Moofoo scores a burger…

2011-09-16 11:59:27
peteum: Can of cider, stupid hat.

2011-09-16 11:31:07
peteum: It’s like in cowboy films where they find themselves in a
high-sided valley. You know what’s coming.

2011-09-16 11:27:57
peteum: I find luton’s relief unlikely.

2011-09-16 11:19:12
peteum: The flyey place nears. I’m not as bad as usual but I’m still going
to drink 2 cans warm horrible m&s cider.

2011-09-16 11:15:27
peteum: @neverfadingwood oh no, she’s good for the money, I hope! Just
wanted planes to be flying. Excuse my opacity.

2011-09-16 11:08:52
peteum: Think Phil decked his space hibernation pills too early. Can’t
carry him off the bus, + his equipment & my minidisc…

2011-09-16 11:06:41
peteum: Last time I did this journey I ended up telling @lutonairport it
was the subject of a song. Expect it on loop in the terminal today.

2011-09-16 11:03:37
peteum: @seedrecords I’m too nervous about flying to get it.

2011-09-16 10:53:08
peteum: Could get off coach here in Baldock & see Hex at the Rose & Crown
instead. #occult #eastanglia #bleak

2011-09-16 10:45:46
peteum: Not going to bother with internet whilst abroad, as it is too
complicated.

2011-09-16 10:21:28
peteum: And that’s money already spent by me, to break even, I should say.
Still, the point is to not lose, not gain. Not material gains + beer etc.

2011-09-16 10:18:28
peteum: He tells the next passenger he’s going to need some help with
directions. What a card.

2011-09-16 10:17:16
peteum: I’m fucking losing it because at this stage a woman in Hamburg I
met when I was drunk owes me £365 for a gig me & MFU haven’t done yet.

2011-09-16 10:14:20
peteum: Serious-looking old Sikh coach driver just told lady in front of us
that luton airport was closed. “just joking” he then goes.

2011-09-15 22:04:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX http://t.co/vtLBSD1W

2011-09-15 12:55:07
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/xD5otac3

2011-09-15 11:27:09
peteum: Workin’ 1-9…

2011-09-15 11:26:43
peteum: @neverfadingwood #Zappaskeletons

2011-09-15 11:12:50
peteum: @neverfadingwood peccary, by any chance?

2011-09-14 17:59:19
peteum: @tapebox is that for wout & johnny? Good chaps if so…

2011-09-14 17:54:12
peteum: @Sound_Projects he wouldn’t disagree. Anyone i vaguely know still
associated with said venue?

2011-09-14 17:52:19
peteum: e.

2011-09-14 17:51:01
peteum: Going to the bull & gate, where my brother will be fronting The
British Public, without their fucking drummer, offered time & a 0.5
elsewher

2011-09-14 17:46:20
peteum: I’m technically in Stevenage.

2011-09-14 17:45:14
peteum: @MaxTundra The Bist wee band in the world?

2011-09-14 17:31:21
peteum: EVERYONE ON THIS TRAIN WHO REMEMBERED THEIR HEADPHONES & CAN’T HEAR
ME IS A KNOB.

2011-09-14 14:39:07
peteum: RT @_L_M_C_: People used to just move stuff closer to their face,
pre-zoomably.

2011-09-14 11:13:15
peteum: @neverfadingwood its in the U sound & the precise way they say it.
Just amuses me.

2011-09-14 11:12:41
peteum: …to whoever is emerging as I head off up Coldham’s Lane towards
work.

2011-09-14 10:52:23
peteum: Unconnectedly, I also enjoy that the curvature of the road & exit
from roundabout at end of Barnwell Drive requires Hitler salute …

2011-09-14 10:48:11
peteum: I get a surprising amount of pleasure from hearing Germans say the
word “super”.

2011-09-14 06:50:40
peteum: RT @flytip: Beyond depressing. RT @thefoxisblack: $160 billion for
the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, $70 billion for the Department of E …

2011-09-13 20:58:37
peteum: Grist Archive 13-9-11 http://t.co/okbOi4r

2011-09-13 17:19:24
peteum: @patrickwiddess Thanks man. Any chance of an email + attachments?
Couple of nice PU ones for my scrapbook

2011-09-13 15:16:22
peteum: @JudeClarke everyone I met was lovely.

2011-09-13 14:21:54
peteum: @JudeClarke “slightly lame Medieval Fayre” lol.

2011-09-13 14:18:56
peteum: @JudeClarke Er, good, I think? I was either playing, watching
mates, amusing/being amused by son, saying hi, drinking, or leaving
early…

2011-09-13 14:15:05
peteum: Any good PAST PRESENT FUTURE: SPACE-TIME photos knocking about?

2011-09-13 14:04:39
peteum: @50quidsoundboy @ekolad Ebay.

2011-09-13 13:51:10
peteum: @arthurCRS Lots of pirates make very good parents.

2011-09-13 13:47:20
peteum: @arthurCRS NEVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Implies a position.

2011-09-13 13:38:33
peteum: Had a tearful phonecall from someone on the @arthurCRS side of the
kids argument other day. Turns out she don’t have the option. #justsayin

2011-09-13 12:08:49
peteum: @fritzbogott With the ever-growing playlist my wake is going to be
a protracted affair. Bring your own booze, I think.

2011-09-13 12:06:34
peteum: @fritzbogott Yeah that’s the one I think. Got some extra tracks but
same tune. There’s a “Mannenberg Revisited” version too.

2011-09-13 08:36:01
peteum: Ah yes Ely, where there is no internet.

2011-09-13 08:35:57
peteum: Also, to attend training course on safeguarding vulnerable adults I
briefly have to leave child home alone.

2011-09-13 08:35:55
peteum: Ironies re. logistics of activist auxillary role: son becomes
nomadic to help travellers stay put.

2011-09-13 08:34:48
peteum: @_felixmartin I know that cos of my earlier pyrrhic victory of
getting a proper rider of a case of fucking carling.

2011-09-12 15:16:12
peteum: My first efforts at scrabble at work: DRUGS RULE

2011-09-12 12:52:15
peteum: RT @philo_quotes: None but himself can be his parallel. ~ Virgil

2011-09-12 07:23:48
peteum: My role as auxiliary to activist throwing up some interesting
logistical challenges this week.

2011-09-11 22:01:42
peteum: @MaxTundra you’re an electronic mastermind

2011-09-11 17:55:18
peteum: @_felixmartin ha! That’s Sheffield about 100 years ago. I’m
drinking your rider.

2011-09-11 14:43:04
peteum: Watching X Factor. I swear it’s like my colleagues have never heard
of situationism.

2011-09-11 10:41:08
peteum: Yesterday a psychedelic music festival, today a Catholic church
service.

2011-09-10 23:45:05
peteum: Grist Archive 10-9-11 http://t.co/UHBOcty

2011-09-10 23:00:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Bollocks. I was sat in reception too.

2011-09-10 10:47:25
peteum: Search for reliable minidisc player abandoned in blue-aired panic
as time window closed. Discovered in coat pocket on coach. Idiot.

2011-09-09 17:18:51
peteum: @arthurCRS There’s “psychedelic spinning tops” dude.

2011-09-09 17:14:57
peteum: Presuming everyone will be coming up during my set and full-blown
tripping for the yoga session, yeah?

2011-09-09 17:04:15
peteum: LOCAL MUSIC FESTIVAL TOMORROW: http://t.co/52ulw2G

2011-09-09 16:53:40
peteum: Unpopular local artist seeks guests for list.

2011-09-09 07:51:52
peteum: Just texted my sister.

2011-09-08 19:18:48
peteum: @girlimperfectly @JudeClarke In my case I just wasn’t paying
attention. #cursedinternet

2011-09-08 19:15:57
peteum: @polytechnic2 Go fuck yourself, prophet of doom!

2011-09-08 19:01:15
peteum: Fuck, it’s dark.

2011-09-08 18:45:47
peteum: @eggboycom I heard you were Astley’s Carole Caplin equivalent.

2011-09-08 15:11:41
peteum: Old tweets saved to drafts coming archa!

2011-09-08 15:10:55
peteum: @eggboycom this has really upset me.

2011-09-08 15:10:53
peteum: Then we disembarked at drayton lakes. It’s hard to describe
something that basically doesn’t exist. Featureless, bleak, windswept.
Shit.

2011-09-08 15:10:46
peteum: @JudeClarke not an entirely serious question, but I like Our Lynds.

2011-09-08 12:16:20
peteum: @Laica23 yikes. I don’t do much of that stuff any more. Less money
but I don’t care!

2011-09-08 07:16:48
peteum: Oh fuck I have to go to work.

2011-09-07 21:53:50
peteum: RT @DestinyofL: Nye Bevan called Tories #lowerthanvermin for not
supporting the creation of the NHS. Lib Dems who vote for its end now s …

2011-09-06 22:04:20
peteum: Grist Archive 6-9-11 http://t.co/zroLvcq

2011-09-06 10:56:48
peteum: Massive-afro’d child knocks to borrow “nunchuk” & I get confused.

2011-09-06 09:30:59
peteum: Trees roaring in the cemetery.

2011-09-06 09:27:22
peteum: 10:27

2011-09-05 22:49:43
peteum: Grist Archive 5-9-11 (2) http://t.co/YpNeIPk

2011-09-05 22:29:21
peteum: Grist Archive 5-9-11 http://t.co/ipT2sI4

2011-09-05 09:03:02
peteum: Catch ya later Traxdata.

2011-09-05 08:56:23
peteum: This is what my son wakes up to on the penultimate day of his
summer holidays. Plus I just finished the coco pops.

2011-09-05 08:54:32
peteum: “no-input mixing board” cd-r glitching to fuck in an annoyingly
knowing manner. #keepitmeta

2011-09-05 07:13:40
peteum: @polytechnic2 “Polytechnic” drips with retro-chic now…

2011-09-05 07:11:24
peteum: @polytechnic2 snap. Although one of mine morphed into a hybrid.

2011-09-03 11:19:49
peteum: Bloody Promisey Bob said he would do it today and now it’s “see you
Mon 9am sharp”.

2011-09-03 11:16:35
peteum: Almost ruined my weekend by a misunderstanding that arose from
texting in a Scottish accent.

2011-09-03 10:34:20
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: How the world has changed over 15 years (pic)

http://t.co/RUlXSm5

2011-09-02 16:14:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Oi Notexxxt I sent you a message.

2011-09-02 16:09:42
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Only 8 days until Demdike Stare, Old
Apparatus, Alexander Tucker, Astral Social Club, Ashtray Navigations & more
pl …

2011-09-02 08:18:54
peteum: “You don’t have to take this crap” urged Paul Weller. Actually
Paul, I do.

2011-09-01 17:49:26
peteum: It’s been a very long day. I had to run from squirrels and
everything.

2011-09-01 17:48:39
peteum: You don’t look at the NAD turntable in the box, or all the wierd
photographic equipment. You just shoot for Le Creuset & get grey brackets.

2011-09-01 17:46:09
peteum: If you want to haggle with people tho it’s no good turning up dead
beat with no money when they’re packing up on a bike miles from home.

2011-09-01 17:42:37
peteum: In the end I was like, look just keep it & give me those shelf
brackets, and one of them wanted everything I had for them.

2011-09-01 17:40:03
peteum: I used to think I was a bit of a hustler. Now I realize that it’s
because I lived in Surrey for a while.

2011-09-01 17:39:01
peteum: That familiar moment at a jumble/car boot where you realise they
have some crazy idea about an object’s intrinsic value. Oh, fuck, m/c.

2011-09-01 17:35:43
peteum: Went to a garage sale on the way back from work. Got caught in a
middle class vortex trying to prise Le Creuset from their cold, dead hands.

2011-09-01 15:38:49
peteum: @kekw did have discussion with brother about annoyingness of DC’s
face yesterday though. Like it was reaching terminal annoyingness.

2011-09-01 15:36:15
peteum: @kekw missed that

2011-09-01 15:34:26
peteum: It all started so well as well.

2011-09-01 15:33:47
peteum: Late for home. Me & service user in twin silks on separate seats on
the bus.

2011-09-01 15:22:01
peteum: @JudeClarke from now on this nebulous street punk is sticking to
m&s lentil & aubergine salad.

2011-09-01 13:42:18
peteum: Evidently people will take any old shit that’s fed to them.
#subwayisrank

2011-09-01 12:16:05
peteum: Ended up with two 40+ blokes & a spaniel running full pelt from a
baby squirrel in pursuit.

2011-09-01 10:53:51
peteum: Ridiculous incident with squirrel.

2011-08-31 21:08:51
peteum: Vince Cable is a pretty good porn star name.

2011-08-31 20:34:47
peteum: @JudeClarke what goes around comes around soap-face…

2011-08-31 13:37:05
peteum: For Yr Pete Um Special Needs: http://t.co/tjAeglF via @mixcloud

2011-08-31 10:40:25
peteum: RT @dcurtisj: Amazing, how human behavior can’t possibly affect the
climate but gay sex & liberal budgets are apparently to blame for hu …

2011-08-31 10:37:30
peteum: Audioboo: jaws software http://t.co/NuTK0Uf

2011-08-30 11:56:32
peteum: @Hot_Chip I’m quite taken with the idea that I could do a bespoke
mix for Felix & witter btwn tracks as tho to you alone…

2011-08-30 11:36:40
peteum: @Hot_Chip For some reason I struggle a bit with the pre-cooked
nature of anything radio-arty like that. It’s a good idea tho, so ta…

2011-08-29 22:31:44
peteum: @staggerindie @Cambridge105 Thanks for having me! That was quite
funny. Let me know what got recorded…

2011-08-29 22:23:24
peteum: @Hot_Chip @orfy Thanks dudes. Wasn’t getting Twitter notifications
at the time. Bit of a blur. Local radio – I’ve been there.

2011-08-29 18:47:20
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX after the ceremony at the baby thing I played “The
Poacher”. I think it worked.

2011-08-29 18:21:32
peteum: @Hot_Chip I can check Twitter but I’m a guest so not totally sure
of the format. Will try & do any shoutouts I get tho!

2011-08-29 18:16:44
peteum: @Hot_Chip Bless you good egg & chips!

2011-08-29 18:15:49
peteum: RT @Hot_Chip: good friend & good egg @peteum DJing on CAMBRIDGE FM
tonight 10–11pm UK, check it out if you can, listen online here htt …

2011-08-29 17:56:11
peteum: RT @staggerindie: Don’t miss @peteum on tonights @staggerindie
show. Tune in from 10-11 @Cambridge105 fm or listen live from the 105 web
…

2011-08-29 17:31:58
peteum: It’s the pub, then Stagger, so I’m not nervous.

2011-08-29 17:31:27
peteum: I’m going to be on the internet later. And on FM if yr local to
Cambridge. http://t.co/EKzT8Kq

2011-08-29 16:53:41
peteum: @mrspilgrimm Hello missus. Too late to send my regards to Jason L
then?

2011-08-29 16:48:37
peteum: Just hailed my plan of taking something out of the freezer for
dinner as “genius”.

2011-08-29 16:42:22
peteum: @staggerindie got a link for the masses?

2011-08-29 16:41:20
peteum: @staggerindie yup. 9pm dobblers.

2011-08-29 13:11:43
peteum: Landlord suggests I hand over some cds for the 6-disc changer. I’m
standing there with 1210s & 3 boxes of vinyl & my stupid face.

2011-08-29 12:51:11
peteum: Apologies for serialising semi-comprehensible boringness. It is my
way. Plus I’m at work.

2011-08-29 12:48:52
peteum: Landlord completely mystified by the idea that I was asking to plug
into the pub PA.

2011-08-29 11:51:12
peteum: Had to go back and get my own amplification system yesterday, as
I’d feared I would.

2011-08-29 11:41:34
peteum: @Hot_Chip I’ve forgotten our old running bag joke otherwise I’d
bring it out of retirement Felix.

2011-08-29 08:48:38
peteum: Nice clear roads on the way into work this morning.

2011-08-28 22:18:08
peteum: @neverfadingwood she’s due to give birth in 5 weeks, at which point
I’m going to kill her

2011-08-28 22:08:30
peteum: @neverfadingwood my so called friends think its funny to use my
phone while I’m deejaying with discernment innit.

2011-08-28 18:52:03
peteum: And then we see the Arsenal result.

2011-08-28 18:50:07
peteum: Back from the thing. My son is chanting “Here lies Dobby, a free
elf!” inna football stylee.

2011-08-28 16:33:33
peteum: He gets a hard rap but I think Michael Buble has got some valuable
musical contributions to make.

2011-08-28 16:29:29
peteum: I is Pete toll trolley

2011-08-28 11:27:25
peteum: You know when you play fetch & the dog won’t give you the ball it
wants you to throw? That’s how this hangover is.

2011-08-28 11:25:50
peteum: Being kind of neurotic I have jerryrigged a cabling system so
extensive in length that I could DJ from home, & am considering it
actually.

2011-08-28 11:23:59
peteum: The small amount of info I have about the pub PA is that if there
is an amp it might be somewhere up high in the other room.

2011-08-28 11:20:55
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: REVEALED: Glenn Mulcaire’s full list of names.

http://t.co/TjLjpH7

2011-08-28 09:20:39
peteum: @ergophizmiz I thought it might amuse you.

2011-08-28 07:56:43
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands the corner shop!

2011-08-27 20:54:27
peteum: @mattabysmal Yr at the end of my road. I’m raising a glass to you &
yr different genre-getting abilities.

2011-08-27 20:39:10
peteum: Sometimes i think there might be something inherently dysfunctional
about a system that has drunks buying booze from teetotalers.

2011-08-27 20:29:44
peteum: I get one second of a man crumbling into the sweetest smile & then
a mumbled shrug of ambivalence. I do a sort of non-reply.

2011-08-27 20:26:32
peteum: Today I can’t bear matey’s sour mush chiming with my inner
narrative & I ask in humanitarian desperation how he is.

2011-08-27 20:19:52
peteum: I’m amazed, but then I go back the next day & realize it’s two
brothers who look similar, and misery boy wants a pound-nine again.

2011-08-27 20:18:17
peteum: Miraculously, I get what passes for red carpet treatment, like he’s
been forewarned & is taking the piss etc.

2011-08-27 20:17:16
peteum: But I thought I’d give the grumpy cunt one more chance before I
took my valuable custom a hundred yards up the road. I’m like that, I
guess.

2011-08-27 20:15:41
peteum: The other day I told myself that it was stupid to go to Day1 & be
treated like shite just cos Grolsch was 1p cheaper than News & More.

2011-08-27 20:11:43
peteum: Mannenberg (Is Where It’s At), to be completely clear.

2011-08-27 20:10:00
peteum: @fritzbogott Mannenberg. Play it when I die, please.

2011-08-27 20:09:14
peteum: @MaxTundra Imminent ubiquity, I meant to say. Dl-ed for my DJ
chores tomorrow tho. All grist for the wicked.

2011-08-27 20:07:04
peteum: @MaxTundra Only her fucked lips & its world-crushing ubiquity put
me off

2011-08-27 20:05:30
peteum: Dollar fucking Brand.

2011-08-27 20:03:02
peteum: @MaxTundra Aye, the original’s an affecting tune innit. Suspect it
won’t be the last time I’ve heard it, but your version the first.

2011-08-27 19:21:30
peteum: @singingadams VERY nice kids.

2011-08-27 18:59:27
peteum: The male parent was the manager of Hofman once. Trufax.

2011-08-27 18:58:13
peteum: Totally cool, but i thought I might have had a text by, say…7PM?

2011-08-27 18:56:12
peteum: Doing childcare for someone who said they were off to a wedding and
not sure when they would be back but might be a bit *squiffy motion*

2011-08-27 17:19:00
peteum: @ergophizmiz Hugo D’Alton, your foperific forebear…

2011-08-27 17:15:57
peteum: @ergophizmiz Just cos of this photo, basically…

http://t.co/audPraF

2011-08-27 17:15:02
peteum: @ergophizmiz bought you a record the other day…

http://t.co/oz3xVtR

2011-08-27 17:03:54
peteum: Got that familiar nagging feeling that being hired as a DJ
presupposes you have amplification built-in somehow.

2011-08-27 14:48:43
peteum: Ha! My brother rendered himself ginger by mistake. Lots of bad
Scots laughter.

2011-08-27 13:46:12
peteum: Brother accidentally reveals most delusory alcoholic logic ever “i
hadn’t had a chance to drink on my own for ages”

2011-08-27 13:27:12
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Was your Scottish Cunty like this?

http://t.co/HoUULRl

2011-08-27 11:08:01
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX You should see him dance. I hope he won’t mind me
sharing this. Sort of a dramatics/cunty style mixed with traditional tap.

2011-08-27 11:01:10
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Dude has DEPTHS Kek. Multifaceted. Renaissance
muthafucka.

2011-08-27 10:53:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Are you trying to con me out of my rare Nochexxx TP?

2011-08-27 10:31:55
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Think Sinbliss might stick out a bit in my set tomorrow

2011-08-27 10:29:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Sorting records for the baby-naming, not the radio show
on Monday btw, just in case you felt slighted…

2011-08-27 10:27:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX This is that one with the rapper guy, but I need the new
joint like the deserts need their crack.

2011-08-27 10:01:02
peteum: I’m not going to play this @Nochexxx test pressing tomorrow but it
sounds pretty nasty in the heaphones.

2011-08-27 09:57:51
peteum: @neverfadingwood Bless you man. I’ll bear it in mind.

2011-08-27 09:32:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thanks for schooling me dude. If I’m ever in
Krakow I will buy you a cheap beer.

2011-08-27 09:00:41
peteum: Sorting records for this baby-naming deejay job. Digging deep. I
have 3 Smiths records & about 6 Sonic Youth. Never listened to any of ‘em.

2011-08-27 08:58:22
peteum: @neverfadingwood Poles scare me a bit, although I like the only
ones I actually know in any sense. What’s good about Krakow?

2011-08-27 07:52:59
peteum: @neverfadingwood What’s Poland like, in 140 characters or less?

2011-08-27 07:51:37
peteum: Could Lorraine the cyberpunk girl who my girlfriend dreamt I left
her for please get in touch.

2011-08-26 22:34:59
peteum: Untitled http://t.co/HLXmG3o

2011-08-26 21:07:46
peteum: @ProUnit @joemuggs Guys, Friday night yeah? Not
who-would-you-rather-bum-sting-or-bono night…

2011-08-26 18:01:02
peteum: Audioboo: more workshop http://t.co/oV5jSwQ

2011-08-26 16:27:19
peteum: Next boo should be more of a representative sample snarfle.

2011-08-26 16:20:15
peteum: Audioboo: games workshop http://t.co/aVyZhrP

2011-08-26 16:16:30
peteum: I’m in Games Workshop. If we ever have to defend the planet by
rolling dice these guys will be in charge.

2011-08-26 13:51:09
peteum: @eggboycom did you know their next single is called Freelance Cunt?

2011-08-26 13:07:14
peteum: Finished work, walked into the co-op. Hard-Fi were on the instore
radio telling me I was good for nothing.

2011-08-26 11:52:46
peteum: RT @_L_M_C_: Sitcom idea – ‘Bashir Number 4, Please’. A post office
entirely staffed by clones of Martin Bashir. That’s all I’ve got so far.

2011-08-26 10:34:59
peteum: If you were ten & your dad took you to work would you take over &
start saying where the dog shit is? Precocious shrimp.

2011-08-26 07:43:39
peteum: Like, it might sound pious to decry art-as-commerce but I swear if
Andy Warhol was there on the sofa he’d be like yeah, but no, but…

2011-08-26 07:40:20
peteum: Ugh. Woke up at 6 feeling fighty & flighty feeling equal parts
rueful shame & ongoing Hard-Fi-related obsessive loathing.

2011-08-25 11:53:32
peteum: Being told of sick spate of Chinton hedgepig slayings. Grim.

2011-08-25 08:24:20
peteum: Helpless rage at Hard-Fi clueless knobjockeys on BBC sofa news!

2011-08-25 21:55:48
peteum: It’s hard to put into words, when you’re pissed, but it made me so
profoundly disappointed to be alive to witness it in 2011.

2011-08-25 21:51:04
peteum: Sorry I drifted off. I thought no-one was listening. I don’t even
know who Hard-Fi are, apart from some capitalist realist cunts it seems.

2011-08-25 21:48:55
peteum: @neverfadingwood That’s an arresting image. Seriously.

2011-08-25 21:43:22
peteum: But the interview was like some fucking dreadful thing to live
through. Please, good stranger, clench a buttock for me…

2011-08-25 21:38:38
peteum: I suppose it might have something to do with the fact that I always
liked the way the 3rd singer sang “till I burn ‘em” on that record too.

2011-08-25 21:31:52
peteum: One Dr John reference was almost a point in their favour, two
raises an eyebrow, 3 is cultural urination in my jaded face.

2011-08-25 21:26:45
peteum: @orfy You knows it bruv.

2011-08-25 21:25:39
peteum: RT @orfy: @peteum if there isn’t already a Laurie Lee cocktail
(cider with rosé) there damn well should be

2011-08-25 21:25:19
peteum: I don’t know who fought in what war for fucking what but Hard-Fi
just ruined history anyway, the dickless pricks.

2011-08-25 21:21:03
peteum: It was lucky I was in Fulbourn or you would have seen some fucking
Arab Spring shit right here. Fucking cunts.

2011-08-25 21:19:53
peteum: But yeah, Hard-Fi. The kind of shit that Bill Hicks traded for
death. Fuck em.

2011-08-25 21:18:12
peteum: That’s my MO. How do you do accents?

2011-08-25 21:17:37
peteum: Me & Bobby came up with a new scene for Alcoholic – The Musical!
the other day where the protagonist drinks A Whole Lotta Rose.

2011-08-25 21:15:20
peteum: Dude I was working with has Aspergers, & I’ve suddenly got
Tourettes. “Yeah, FUCK YOU”.

2011-08-25 21:12:48
peteum: Not sure I’m gonna find my way back from watching Hard-Fi on BBC
Breakfast this morning to be honest.

2011-08-25 20:36:58
peteum: @Nick_Orphanou @Betfairpoker My mate was dismayed to get NUN. Two
near-misses & an unmarked if I remember correctly.

2011-08-25 17:04:43
peteum: @WFMU @ninjamixdump Me & Man From Uranus set that to a funky beat
once: http://t.co/hBY1mBn

2011-08-25 16:56:21
peteum: Lots of fucked up shit happening in the world, but since people
were asking about the hedgehogs…

2011-08-25 16:55:26
peteum: Hedgehog depravity. http://t.co/EhIQmtG

2011-08-25 14:24:01
peteum: Hedgehogs stabbed, then shot with bow & arrow, then laid out in a
line? What bollocks horror is this?

2011-08-25 14:18:18
peteum: RT @lesleyarfin: ೋღ☃ღೋ
Repost this if
you are a
beautiful strong black woman
who don’t need no man
ೋღ☃ღೋ

2011-08-25 14:17:14
peteum: @eggboycom cor blimey?

2011-08-24 10:48:31
peteum: Can I touch your dog muppets.

2011-08-24 09:20:24
peteum: RT @therealelp: some people you just know will die violently.
Gordon Ramsey is one of those people.

2011-08-22 23:28:29
peteum: Then they have pleasant chat about short term aspirations for
teams: “well, just stay up, basically.”

2011-08-22 23:26:09
peteum: Geezerish Asian dude on the phone on the train out of London “oh no
don’t believe it a west ham fan just sat down next to me.”

2011-08-22 23:21:16
peteum: @bloodrainbow Trojan comp for my mushy sensibilities…

2011-08-22 21:57:30
peteum: Phoenix City!

2011-08-22 16:39:33
peteum: “Which instruments are you not playing badly?”

2011-08-22 16:39:03
peteum: “Yeah I play the guitar badly.” “Do you play keyboards?” “Yes,
again pretty badly.” Then little German Paul, slightly bewildered:

2011-08-22 16:36:45
peteum: Reminded me of recent occasion when a group of Syd’s mates were
looking around our flat for the first time. “Do you play the guitar?”

2011-08-22 16:35:31
peteum: Just read that Erik Satie was a bad piano player who died a deeply
unhappy alcoholic.

2011-08-22 14:58:39
peteum: Finally met my neighbour of 4 months. Rather a jolly old lady
called Grace. Bit deaf, which could work.

2011-08-22 14:08:12
peteum: Dr. Alimantado & beetroot soup must restore me.

2011-08-22 14:03:09
peteum: I think I just saw one, but then I’m experiencing some perceptual
issues…

2011-08-22 14:01:36
peteum: There’s something cheering about dragonflies isn’t there?

2011-08-22 14:00:55
peteum: Once the gypsy techno went on you can’t step up & play “Want Fi Go
Rave” even in Brixton even in a post-riot aftermath, somehow.

2011-08-22 13:59:35
peteum: Guardian matey was playing “Don’t You Want Me Baby” and “You Can
Call Me Al” & they were happy with that.

2011-08-22 13:58:14
peteum: I out on Echokrank & Kid Creole & Timmy Thomas in the interim
before the clown theatre but couldn’t be arsed to fight for the decks
later.

2011-08-22 13:56:49
peteum: I didn’t play Captain Sensible in the end. Too many DJs. It had a
certain inevitability about it.

2011-08-22 13:54:38
peteum: OK if anyone knows Simon Phillips Norton ask him if he’d like
something about buses or maths or maths/buses set to music.

2011-08-22 13:47:57
peteum: Fractious argument about drug terminology/chemical constituency.

2011-08-22 12:11:53
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Ah, you mean this guy: http://t.co/u9Ks3tC

2011-08-22 12:11:34
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX I need to see this article, I think

2011-08-22 12:07:42
peteum: @MaxTundra It’s just cos I’m called Peter & I like Africa & I need
to be needed lol.

2011-08-22 12:04:12
peteum: @MaxTundra I have resistance to Gabriel. Alexis says this is
because I am him exactly-the-same etc. I say no no no.

2011-08-22 12:02:50
peteum: Locked groove joy.

2011-08-22 12:02:23
peteum: Deputy heads outheading the former heads. Sad.

2011-08-22 12:01:32
peteum: I’m old enough to remember where being a head was a subculture. Now
a bunch of schoolteachers can make you look like a lightweight.

2011-08-22 11:59:01
peteum: A Wonderful Day In A One-Way World

2011-08-22 11:58:36
peteum: Now I’m just quivering & listening to early Gabriel. Probably have
a good cry at some random thing on TV at some point.

2011-08-22 11:57:31
peteum: I’m a mess today. I was about the 5th-to-least hardcore & I went to
bed at 6 & drank a Stella & drank all day.

2011-08-22 11:54:28
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX That sounds like one for Dave’s sick jones for
surreal meta grist fo sho.

2011-08-22 11:52:52
peteum: @suttonco See here, for instance: http://t.co/TxINylr

2011-08-22 11:52:32
peteum: @suttonco Actually I have had good encounters with wryly humourous
Nor-folk a few times, enough to get a sense.

2011-08-22 11:49:22
peteum: @suttonco Played a couple of gigs in Norwich but that’s all I know
of it, & the alien reports of Norfolk brother outlaw.

2011-08-22 11:47:37
peteum: @suttonco The University has a pernicious influence on unremarkable
East Anglian market town shock!

2011-08-22 11:45:53
peteum: @suttonco Oh yeah, it’s a fuckhole in a sense. I remember spending
a bit of time in London then coming back & going to the Kingston & aargh!

2011-08-22 11:44:13
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Who he, this ungooglable entity?

2011-08-22 11:25:41
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: LIbya State TV anchor says “We will now hear
from Gaddafi” no message was played, then he comes back & says “The le …

2011-08-21 20:55:06
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Libyan State TV now http://t.co/pYMOvsQ

2011-08-21 20:51:18
peteum: RT @ProUnit: Ok Twitter, recommend me good dub DJ sets to download.
Think I need to do one myself next week and want good examples.

2011-08-21 00:48:31
peteum: RT @suttonco: @suttonco Well the bloke in brown mac and swivel eyes
talked to me

2011-08-20 14:08:28
peteum: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/CeQK0Ok

2011-08-20 14:07:35
peteum: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/yQZdjtI

2011-08-20 14:07:14
peteum: Grist Archive Upload 20-8-11 http://t.co/8JXMPbN

2011-08-20 12:44:18
peteum: @johnedenuk It ain’t no techno though.

2011-08-20 12:43:23
peteum: @johnedenuk There’s an old 12″ I really like with some great
sick-sounding gnarly grooves http://t.co/352T3vL

2011-08-20 12:39:56
peteum: RT @tweetjacket: genius RT @moneyworth: ~* i put the angst in
gangsta *~

2011-08-20 11:51:33
peteum: And next week I’m playing a baby-naming ceremony. Haven’t really
thought about what that might involve yet.

2011-08-20 11:50:49
peteum: Weirdly, I have to go round my ex’s house now to give her a load of
music so she can DJ at another party.

2011-08-20 11:49:10
peteum: Tonight’s DJing could go either way. Either I’ll play Captain
Sensible or I won’t.

2011-08-20 11:48:12
peteum: @suttonco More soul perhaps, but really? Or is that with salt?

2011-08-20 11:46:56
peteum: @johnedenuk I like a bit of Phillipp Q. Sat next to him at dinner
once. Nice lad. Odd in a good, straightforward sort of way.

2011-08-19 12:06:11
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: #ff 10/9 Wysing @ashtraynav @deadratorchestr
@demdikestare @junioraspirin @NOCHEXXX @OldApparatus @PeteUm @Preslav …

2011-08-18 14:41:52
peteum: @mushybees same! Apart from the 10 O-levels bit.

2011-08-18 13:10:26
peteum: …wishing I was lucky on a rainy afternoon. #pathos

2011-08-18 13:07:04
peteum: Doing the jewellery box again, staring at a photo of Danielle
Lineker, listening to Wet Wet Wet.

2011-08-18 19:55:27
peteum: They’re having to schedule extra buses to cope with demand
apparently.

2011-08-18 19:54:24
peteum: Whole thing felt like some archetypically British crapness. The
sort of let-down that is an anticlimax in itself.

2011-08-18 19:46:59
peteum: “what do we do now?” I said. “go back” she replied. Bus was packed
with people documenting the experience on camera. There was a buzz.

2011-08-18 19:43:23
peteum: Me & the blind woman & the dog, standing at the crossroads. It was
like some Nick Cave shit.

2011-08-18 19:37:08
peteum: Then we disembarked at drayton lakes. It’s hard to describe
something that basically doesn’t exist. Featureless, bleak, windswept.
Shit.

2011-08-18 19:29:08
peteum: Then I got the distinct sense I was on some sort of
intermediate-tech journey thru a field to nowhere, aka st. Ives.

2011-08-18 19:22:35
peteum: For about 5 minutes I managed to convince myself it was an example
of continental-style joined-up thinking & efficiency.

2011-08-18 19:16:07
peteum: Ha, so yeah, went on the guided bus the other day. My boss said
we’d go to drayton lakes as a jolly. Jolly my arse.

2011-08-18 18:42:03
peteum: @kekw “Mercurial Yeovillian blog-wraith Kid Shirt, age unknown…”

2011-08-18 18:37:04
peteum: Apparently I’m entitled leave for military training. Need to invent
some bullshit defence unit.

2011-08-18 18:36:40
peteum: @JudeClarke not an entirely serious question, but I like Our Lynds.

2011-08-18 18:27:00
peteum: Lyndsey Hilsum – would ya?

2011-08-18 18:21:55
peteum: “loop of doom”.

2011-08-18 18:17:14
peteum: Hit me Faisal.

2011-08-18 18:16:08
peteum: @ergophizmiz “a spot pissed”. I like that. Well done & good luck.
You work mystifyingly hard.

2011-08-18 17:59:18
peteum: If its pissing down like this at 9 when I cycle home I probably
won’t want the beer that the idea of which is all that’s keeping me going.

2011-08-18 17:33:57
peteum: 1-9 is a weird shift. It’s kind of better and worse than 9-5. If
you did it all the time you could party quite hard.

2011-08-17 14:53:47
peteum: @JudeClarke I suppose the clue’s in the name. RON.

2011-08-17 14:49:57
peteum: @JudeClarke Got a rough idea what he looked like about 15 years ago
when he played The Boat Race. Pure sex, basically, in Canadian terms.

2011-08-17 14:29:29
peteum: The celestions don’t work either & now I have to have my ear
syringed.

2011-08-17 12:16:18
peteum: The daughter has only the palate for cocopops, but lacks the manual
dexterity to convey them to it.

2011-08-17 11:38:17
peteum: Sorting “the middle room” at work. Describing paper tat thru yawns.

2011-08-17 09:59:20
peteum: Drum kit in Sally Ann y’all, £45. Diamond?

2011-08-17 09:51:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: @NOCHEXXX dubplate set @WysingArtsCentr
.nochexxx.tumblr.com/post/9034353927

2011-08-17 09:50:26
peteum: RT @danhancox: ‎”Was there ever seen less obedience in youth of
all sorts towards their superiors, parents, masters and governors?” ‎- P
…

2011-08-17 08:33:03
peteum: RT @gypsylantern: Talk at Treadwells tonight on London
psychogeography. Feds can’t stop it. Tell all badman. No snitchboys.

2011-08-17 07:53:53
peteum: RT @LowQuay: The 2 Facebook inciters needn’t worry; give them 18
months and Cameron will employ them as his Social Media Tsars before ‘r …

2011-08-17 07:53:00
peteum: @kpunk99 I bought Capitalist Realism (just now). Idea for a
promotional t-shirt, perhaps?

2011-08-16 11:20:53
peteum: Check this video out — The Doozer – Radio On http://t.co/0qt8Xwy
via @youtube

2011-08-16 11:11:28
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Tories are so fucking narrow-minded. Its
always “cut back, close down, lock up”. Do they never, *ever*, have 1 sing
…

2011-08-16 10:57:33
peteum: I’m getting back into Compact Discs.

2011-08-16 10:54:14
peteum: RT @RichardJMurphy: Who will pay for six months ‘national service’?
And why if is so important can’t we afford to pay for EMA instead? D …

2011-08-16 10:09:52
peteum: A new sofa. http://t.co/CVywMbM

2011-08-16 10:05:00
peteum: “Number 9? Was gonna say, not many people round here get The Wire.”
- Postie who also notes my Honest Jons jones.

2011-08-15 15:24:39
peteum: Retrieve my tweets you sons of dogs!

2011-08-15 15:23:38
peteum: Apparently I’m entitled leave for military training. Need to invent
some bullshit defence unit.

2011-08-15 15:14:50
peteum: That isn’t a joke btw.

2011-08-15 15:13:31
peteum: There is a dog on the estate who barks infrequently, and only once.
We call him One Bark.

2011-08-15 15:09:19
peteum: There is someone barking in the other room though.

2011-08-15 15:07:22
peteum: Interestingly, the policy on Absence & Leave is the only one I can
provide sufficient professional mental focus for.

2011-08-15 14:41:35
peteum: … a whole 5 minutes had passed in utter glaciated tedium.

2011-08-15 14:39:59
peteum: Did anybody else notice time seemed to slow to a crawl just after
3pm? I started reviewing policy documents & next thing I knew…

2011-08-15 14:06:26
peteum: @zone_styx I tell you what, I always seem to get those insecure
checkouts too. Machine-up, fool!

2011-08-15 13:51:39
peteum: @JudeClarke imagine telling that to someone from 1989.

2011-08-15 13:39:57
peteum: I’m gluing little hearts onto a jewellery box. What are you faggots
up to?

2011-08-15 07:24:46
peteum: gaybasher1oo has invited you to become friends!

2011-08-15 07:24:02
peteum: Could have been a half-decent headmaster, in the olden days. But
here he is giving us his wisdom about gangs.

2011-08-15 07:19:17
peteum: IDS sounds like a flat earth Phileas Fogg.

2011-08-15 07:12:49
peteum: Jo dreamt she was painting The Doozer’s face clownstyle, whilst I
moaned at her about not wanting to see people at a party.

2011-08-15 07:10:40
peteum: “Abuse in childhood can lead to depression in adult life” Usual
batshit Radio 4 liberal propaganda.

2011-08-15 06:27:50
peteum: RT @paulfreid: Debt increase by presidents:
Reagan 186%,
Bush
54%
Clinton 41%
Bush II 72%
Obama 23%.
Source CBO. #p2 #tcot

2011-08-14 14:35:53
peteum: Watching a Danielle Steel romance movie featuring cowboys.

2011-08-14 14:14:59
peteum: @suttonco sounds good to me!

2011-08-14 13:20:42
peteum: @suttonco this is stuffing for people without taste, or tastebuds.
Or crippling food snobbery at least.

2011-08-14 13:05:16
peteum: Orrible roast served to strains of “Hungry Eyes” on Heart.

2011-08-14 13:04:05
peteum: @suttonco and all boiled to fuck and beyond.

2011-08-14 12:26:54
peteum: Cunningly brought my own food into work. #roastbusters

2011-08-14 12:24:42
peteum: @cowsarejustfood Ambient war. Good concept.

2011-08-14 12:23:58
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: i love the unpredictability of predictive
text. ambient warriors instead of ancient. ninjas who blend inoffensively
…

2011-08-14 20:58:30
peteum: Well, that fucking amp is fucked. I will wrap it in swaddling &
walk with dignified grief back unto Resale & lay it before the Als.

2011-08-14 20:51:57
peteum: Grist Archive Upload 14-8-11 http://t.co/FbOMBtb

2011-08-14 19:57:53
peteum: @kekw sounds like something I’d read browsing the boomkat site.

2011-08-14 19:56:25
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands tv is now over. Support work over. Beer, salad,
jokes, sleep. Then do it again.

2011-08-14 18:57:14
peteum: Watching Short Circuit, I think. It’s more racist than Jo’s uncle
Brian.

2011-08-14 18:51:05
peteum: @MaxTundra Es are good, apparently.

2011-08-14 15:49:26
peteum: “welcome home”. The two of them ride off on horseback. Into the
sunset. The end.

2011-08-14 15:48:03
peteum: Mustache face is back. He made a mistake. He wants her back. Then
he sees her legs in braces. She’s too proud. He’ll always love her!

2011-08-14 15:42:34
peteum: Timmy is worried the social worker will take him away. Omg she’s
going to adopt him.

2011-08-14 15:40:51
peteum: *sad piano…then strings…he drives away…then stops…she
watches from a window…*

2011-08-14 15:39:42
peteum: Now the mustachioed cowboy returns unexpectedly. She doesn’t want
to see him. He broke her heart. I wonder what will happen next?

2011-08-14 15:38:04
peteum: Timmy’s mother dies of a drug overdose and he turns up at the ranch
for a moving reunion.

2011-08-14 15:36:21
peteum: When her friend dies she inherits her ranch & turns it into a place
for kids with special needs.

2011-08-14 15:31:22
peteum: @suttonco It’s mills & boon 80s western style. A bit special.

2011-08-14 15:21:56
peteum: The female lead who falls for the handsome cowboy has an accident &
ends up in a wheelchair & forms bond with little crippled timmy.

2011-08-13 14:23:36
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: Council housing is *not* subsidised housing – it
pays for itself *and* puts a little something back in the pot

2011-08-13 14:23:09
peteum: @Jim_Jepps I didn’t know that Jim. Interesting…

2011-08-13 14:12:00
peteum: @kekw merely the closing seconds of a ten minute monologue by the
tedious feline obsessive.

2011-08-13 13:42:23
peteum: RT @JeremyJHardy: David Starkey’s words must be viewed in context.
He’s always been a cunt.

2011-08-13 13:39:31
peteum: Audioboo: cat bore leaves shop http://t.co/e3t53W7
#catboreleavesshop

2011-08-13 13:24:20
peteum: Audioboo: panting dog and shouting man http://t.co/ZxatavT

2011-08-13 13:08:51
peteum: @eggboycom It’s your front I have most problems with.

2011-08-13 10:57:26
peteum: @animalsonwheels almost bought spunk jazz on vinyl at flea market
in Hamburg, just cos.

2011-08-13 10:56:06
peteum: RT @HeardinLondon: Screengrab of the inciteful gmpolice tweet that
has now been deleted http://t.co/MLq8ObM

2011-08-13 09:41:39
peteum: RT @kpunk99: Isn’t what’s bad about gangsta opposite of what
Starkey says:black performers adopting/hyperbolising attitudes of white fer
…

2011-08-13 09:40:05
peteum: RT @BloodyNoraDJ: Don’t recall MPs being evicted from their second
homes when they were caught stealing

2011-08-12 14:39:50
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s like fb but without anyone there, or nobody
speaking. It has potential tho. The circles thing is good. It’s more
Twittery…

2011-08-12 14:37:18
peteum: That’s pretty fucked up.

2011-08-12 14:36:37
peteum: RT @zone_styx: RT @sofiebuckland First ‘rioter’ served with
eviction notice. Or rather, his mum. I cannot fucking believe this.
http://t …

2011-08-12 12:20:07
peteum: RT @AdamMcCleanITV: A 19-year-old is sentenced to four months in a
young offenders institution for theft by finding a violin. He is a ta …

2011-08-12 12:08:09
peteum: RT @SnoozeInBrief: I’d like to propose Twitter be allowed to
temporarily shut down the government if we have reason to believe it’s doin
…

2011-08-12 07:56:48
peteum: “Hi babe, we’ve got picnic cups, if ever we need any…” she says,
entering the room.

2011-08-12 07:55:31
peteum: She moves in today, & the MODERATE PSYCHEDELIC REVOLUTIONARY
indoctrination begins, & I drink less, apparently.

2011-08-12 07:52:32
peteum: Amused earlier by overhearing my girlfriend, who politically is
basically ANARCHIST REIKI FAERIE, giggling at Radio 4 downstairs.

2011-08-12 07:49:12
peteum: Got some spam/phish thing pretending to be @badtimingnights.
Noticable jarring with her house style, I’m pleased to say.

2011-08-12 07:46:44
peteum: RT @khartland: Russell Brand, tithead dandy, is annoyingly good
with a pen

http://t.co/57G2PUh

2011-08-12 19:24:14
peteum: @Laica23 You’re excused.

2011-08-12 19:10:54
peteum: …but surely you 9-5 wage slaves can find it in your hearts not to
use this as an excuse to be ironically sympathetic as to my plight?

2011-08-12 19:08:41
peteum: Listen, I know I only work a 3 day week, and those 3 days start
tomorrow, & it’s totally Friday & shit…

2011-08-12 16:33:34
peteum: @EdieBushwick @WFMU @tapebox the guy at the end slays me every
time. That clip resets my compass.

2011-08-12 16:26:10
peteum: RT @arthurCRS: Mum asked me if I knew my twitter could be found by
“typing my name into the internet”. Chilling. Just wait until parents …

2011-08-12 15:09:18
peteum: @arthurCRS Or if say, an MP fiddled their expenses blah blah *goes
nuts*

2011-08-12 14:56:49
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS In some ways I think it functions best for
people who don’t want to use fb, which may have crossed Google’s mind…

2011-08-12 14:50:17
peteum: RT @judycopywriter: 1) Eviction notice served on tenant whose son
has been charged. Not convicted even, just charged. http://bit.ly/rphP3W

2011-08-12 14:48:39
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS Not that I’ve really grasped it/used it like
that much yet….

2011-08-12 14:47:55
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I know what you mean, but it’s the way it
works for sharing stuff that has an appeal over Facebook.

2011-08-12 14:45:32
peteum: @arthurCRS Wouldn’t call myself one of them but feeling pretty
fucking socialistic about tax/equality/social justice etc etc.

2011-08-12 14:42:42
peteum: @DavidcMoynihan They had better.

2011-08-12 14:42:14
peteum: @badtimingnights It’s amazing how few words it takes to sound
nothing like you…

2011-08-12 14:41:42
peteum: @singingadams ’bout time…

2011-08-12 14:41:11
peteum: @JudeClarke @wefuzzylights @WYWHCambridge Baker’s Wish is my
command. Possibly.

2011-08-11 22:42:51
peteum: Yes, everyone should dress like Camila until we regain our sense of
humour, which shouldn’t take long.

2011-08-11 22:40:45
peteum: RT @carlmaxim: Camila Batmanghelidjh is a great role model. I wish
the riot police dressed like her. #bbcqt

2011-08-11 22:05:53
peteum: Thanks for proving me wrong, Jamelia.

2011-08-11 20:27:39
peteum: RT @thewiremagazine: Adventures In Modern Music starts in an hour,
with new tracks from Regis, Nochexxx & Hudson Mohawke. Online @Resona …

2011-08-11 19:56:48
peteum: RT @soundshelter: NEW RELEASE: Nochexxx on Ramp Recordings (12″)
#Dubstep http://goo.gl/MKyCQ

2011-08-11 18:14:10
peteum: Starting to think Michael Winner’s got a point, watching Channel 4
News.

2011-08-11 17:35:25
peteum: RT @JulianClary: Hazel Blears’ hair is a riot.

2011-08-11 14:33:36
peteum: @matr77 Thanks, that sounds interesting. Possibly still a bit too
hands-on though…

2011-08-11 14:31:17
peteum: RT @matr77: @peteum Photocopy a reverse image, place in desired
location, use white spirit on paper back to transfer photocopy ink.

2011-08-11 14:03:53
peteum: OK I physically don’t want to transfer the ink to the paper myself
& the process must not involve a potato.

2011-08-11 14:02:44
peteum: @johnedenuk I asked for that didn’t I?

2011-08-11 13:56:50
peteum: Today I was all shabby in Sally Ann holding brown shoes & coat hook
rail & Doozer reminds me I have 10 mins before B. Walker memorial.

2011-08-11 13:54:50
peteum: Anyone know the cheapest way to print something onto A2-sized
card/thick-paper, could even be one-colour? It’s for my 10″ record.

2011-08-11 13:50:25
peteum: The battle for the meaning of the event. The Spectacle gets its
windows kicked in, now loot it for its truth.

2011-08-11 13:49:14
peteum: but I’ve been surprised by others going the other way. If it were
not so sad, the frenzy would be funny.

2011-08-11 13:47:23
peteum: We will probably lurch into some horrific CONTROL state but maybe
not. Some people seem more right-wing than you’d have them pegged…

2011-08-11 13:44:18
peteum: I’m not an overly positive person as you know but you could argue
that it’s possible that FLUX can be good, STASIS bad, & vice versa…

2011-08-11 13:11:08
peteum: RT @kpunk99: @owenhatherley things can be politcal in the past, not
the present, it seems

2011-08-11 12:45:47
peteum: Grist Upload 11-8-11 Number Two. http://post.ly/2qbnT

2011-08-11 12:30:52
peteum: Grist Upload 11-8-11 http://post.ly/2qbPp

2011-08-10 18:02:19
peteum: Who on earth could be making this music that sounds like Felix
Kubin? Of course, it’s Felix Kubin.

2011-08-10 17:43:27
peteum: A fair few tubby police constables pounding the beat here in
riot-torn Cambridge today.

2011-08-10 17:15:44
peteum: No. 4. Grolsch 500ml can £1.09 DayOne stores. It’s a quid in Mace.
Pretty good though. Vegan too.

2011-08-10 17:13:51
peteum: …really bloody lovely could drink it all week if not for the
obvious.

2011-08-10 17:13:20
peteum: Pete’s Beer reviews No. 3: Pint of Jaipur at The Kingston (£3.60
or some nonsensical figure that’s just slightly less than I earn in a week)

2011-08-10 10:19:28
peteum: One bloke is saying that he has WiFi on his phone and uses it all
to check out stuff.

2011-08-10 10:16:51
peteum: Went to den drayton lakes on guided bus. Nothing there. Lots of
folk using bus, many with cameras.

2011-08-10 08:41:58
peteum: Colleague excited we are to try out guided bus today. No walking,
or guiding! Dossy day.

2011-08-10 08:39:54
peteum: My Colleague (is a dog). #obscure2tonejoke

2011-08-09 14:28:02
peteum: So no-one wants that nice old Casio in Sally Ann? Would have
thought that would have had legs. Dulcimer sounds a bit wrong though.

2011-08-09 14:25:07
peteum: Even in Cambridge I got some comments & funny looks walking down
the road with an armful of stereo gear.

2011-08-09 14:24:12
peteum: Farewell Marantz PM4200bought at £50 at a wedding from Kaptain
Rock. Hello SU-V670 from Resale 65 notes. Please work a while.

2011-08-09 10:07:08
peteum: RT @TheProfRog: #r4 stock market expert, 6.20am: ‘Be greedy when
people are afraid. ‘ Followed by 2.5 hours of why o why people loot. Go …

2011-08-09 09:59:20
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Our only hope now is for Cameron to come out and hug
everyone of these miscreants individually.

2011-08-08 11:45:08
peteum: @ergophizmiz I was wondering about the relationship The Rembrandts
have with that song actually. Are they friends? Or is it complicated?

2011-08-08 11:43:11
peteum: @ergophizmiz Yes, those claps. Chirpy bullet points of complacency
masking Friends’ FASCIST AGENDA.

2011-08-08 11:36:16
peteum: Apropos of nothing except she’s a pyschotherapist & Scorpio weirdo,
and my face was creased, amusingly, apparently.

2011-08-08 11:34:55
peteum: Then I woke up feeling shit when perky post-shower g/f came in &
told me that no addict recovers until original trauma is revisited.

2011-08-08 11:33:05
peteum: He drew attention to a scar behind his ear, which opened to weep as
he spoke & mentioned its cause was never officially recorded.

2011-08-08 11:31:43
peteum: Then new fellow-tenant Craig Charles was describing the personal
history that led to his pathology.

2011-08-08 11:30:40
peteum: Dreamt I was moving in when schizophrenia-sufferer at work moved
out. I was thinking “well, I do have my problems I suppose.”

2011-08-08 11:00:40
peteum: Apparently the real cause of the riots was someone being flippant
on the internet.

2011-08-08 17:52:15
peteum: RT @danhancox: omg yes RT: @tomOdaighre: I bet Tories would be
fucking shit at Sim City.

2011-08-08 17:52:00
peteum: …MALFUNCTIONING HORSE! I bought all these swing-drenched jazz
records today in Resale innit. Tomorrow it’s an amp I guess. Bastards.

2011-08-08 17:50:05
peteum: If my amplifier was a horse I’d be fetching the gun I use when my
sensitive poet’s soul is pushed to breaking point by a stupid fucking…

2011-08-08 17:27:32
peteum: @kekw *Saw Zappa on two consecutive nights in ‘88 face*

2011-08-08 17:08:53
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: The met use a riot unit. The youths use a riot
innit.

2011-08-08 14:37:31
peteum: Went to Sally Ann this morning and bought nothing. New record.
#nonewrecords

2011-08-07 18:56:22
peteum: For some reason (my son), the soundtrack to my life is now the
theme from Friends. Ironically, no-one told me life was gonna be this way.

2011-08-07 18:34:22
peteum: My son howling in psychic pain at the Sodastream ad.

2011-08-07 18:29:02
peteum: Pete’s Beer Reviews No. 2. Red Stripe bottles 2 for £3. Nice
design, certain Caribbean cachet. Barely drinkable.

2011-08-07 18:23:49
peteum: Pete’s Beer Reviews No. 1. Holsten Pils from Asda, 4 cans for £3.
Tastes like fucking shit. Next!

2011-08-07 17:04:08
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Get early-bird tickets today! Past Present
Future: Space-Time, 1-day fest of new psych music, art, talks, … http:
…

2011-08-07 17:01:12
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The Doozer, @deadratorchestr, Diagonal,
Please, Raagnagrok Allstars, Disinformation, Man From Uranus, @peteum #spac
…

2011-08-07 12:18:30
peteum: @NOCHEXXX The bloke out of Tropical Ooze said I was a cross between
Ween & Leonard Cohen. Silly & sad? Yeah I guess so…

2011-08-07 12:16:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX What’s Sas done now? Deconstructed The Pod?

2011-08-07 12:12:31
peteum: RT @HughesRich: I am up and awake. I think it’s the excitement of
seeing the launch of the guided bus…

2011-08-06 23:30:25
peteum: RT @kekw: CON / EKOPLEKZ: “SONG FOR CON” http://post.ly/2mtWc

2011-08-05 20:09:48
peteum: Actually something momentous did happen to me today. Yes, I’ve now
seen The Matrix.

2011-08-05 20:06:49
peteum: Well, now that I’ve met R Stevie Moore, made my own record,
witnessed Capitalism’s downfall & seen Nicki Minaj’s tits I’m about done I
guess

2011-08-05 16:06:19
peteum: @neverfadingwood oh you meant stevie? Yeah, pretty good…

2011-08-05 14:19:23
peteum: @neverfadingwood It went well. I had a feeling of impending
mediocrity, but was saved by beer & a pathetic need for attention.

2011-08-05 14:17:09
peteum: OK, I have taken delivery of 130 copies of my new 10″ record, the
rest are lost. Cat. No. Grist 0005. Tweet No. 5000. It’s all grist. Cheers

2011-08-05 11:01:10
peteum: RT @martinbeckford: Final proof that festivals are over. Former
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith – who put cannabis back up to Class B – is a
…

2011-08-05 07:17:09
peteum: Read yesterday markets are losing their faith. Suggest we already
have a Michael Stipe & they’ve missed the point of capitalism.

2011-08-05 07:09:24
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum don’t forget the grist 5000

2011-08-05 00:22:23
peteum: I’m going to join y’all in bed now. Remind me tomorrow I can tweet
about 0005 in my 5000th tweet. It’s all grist.

2011-08-05 00:18:09
peteum: Although, had it been a restaurant, I would have got zero 0005s, or
I would still be sat there…

2011-08-05 00:11:28
peteum: If you’ve ever sat with me in a restaurant you will know why that
is supposed to be funny.

2011-08-05 00:09:33
peteum: Also failed to onstage grist the comedy fact that they fucked up my
order and I’m missing 120 0005s.

2011-08-05 00:08:15
peteum: Lunched out giving 0005s to various people who don’t Twitter, not
including and including @badtimingnights…

2011-08-05 00:04:03
peteum: Also fairly swell to meet John? who apologised for annoyingly
wanting to buy “everything” & spent £30 on lots.

2011-08-05 00:01:55
peteum: Was nice to meet @HughesRich, fairly hideous in person but
gorgeousness itself online, of course.

2011-08-05 00:00:25
peteum: Also had a sentimental plan to hand over 001 of Grist 0005 to R
Steve, but at least gave 002 to nice guy from Tropical Ooze. Dave got 001.

2011-08-04 14:13:12
peteum: @neverfadingwood thanks o ever-tumescent honorary pole.

2011-08-04 14:07:11
peteum: @arthurCRS good mantra. Mantrastic, even.

2011-08-04 12:22:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz thanks old chap.

2011-08-04 12:03:43
peteum: So my comedy greatest hits 10″ is being delivered today, the day I
support R Stevie Moore. It’s kismet man.

2011-08-04 12:01:37
peteum: Dave being my code word for cocaine.

2011-08-04 12:00:15
peteum: I’m not going on till Dave gets there.

2011-08-04 09:37:53
peteum: Just me and the boss at work. It’s like a chameleon in the gorilla
cage.

2011-08-04 07:24:32
peteum: Bizarre rainwear. I’m look like frog.

2011-08-04 23:58:30
peteum: I was going to send it back to the Kap. I’m going to put that with
all my other regrets.

2011-08-04 23:57:43
peteum: I had an R Stevie Moore CD-R lovingly compiled by Kaptain Rock
about ten years ago I wanted signing but he was AWOL & I tired/emotional.

2011-08-04 23:55:17
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: sheeetttt couldn’t find R.Stevie to sign my record.
:=(

2011-08-03 21:37:50
peteum: Grist archive upload 3-8-11 http://post.ly/2kRjr

2011-08-03 20:58:55
peteum: @Sound_Projects Mick’s voodoo chilli?

2011-08-03 20:05:53
peteum: RT @dontwatchthattv: ♚♚♚ NOCHEXXX – NEW RECORD COMING ON
RAMP ♚♚♚ http://t.co/flaBRmD @hotcitybass

2011-08-03 17:58:59
peteum: Finding this Noise doc http://t.co/wcZiNmZ full of unintended
humour. Also boring/annoying/inspiring.

2011-08-03 17:53:54
peteum: Somehow, we have civilised the rain here in Cambridge. It waters
the plants first thing in the morning and cools the earth at sundown.

2011-08-03 16:18:52
peteum: Disco it isn’t. Marvellous it is.

2011-08-03 16:18:26
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Its…. Ergo’s Disco Van Dysko http://t.co/9U04fA3
New, free EP of UBERDISCO for Dick Van Dyke #ccmusic, #freemusic

2011-08-03 15:57:32
peteum: Upon returning my gaze to the neighborhood child I was making a
rather long-winded observation to I discovered he had fucked off.

2011-08-03 14:51:37
peteum: @arthurCRS Ah! Sorry, fuck. Yesterday’s brain cells are gone, dude.
B.R. Walker, Mill Road character, RIP.

2011-08-03 14:49:49
peteum: Ex-boss can’t lend his van to move my g/f that weekend cos his
ex-business partner, my ex, is borrowing her ex-van back. Virtually incest.

2011-08-03 14:44:34
peteum: Hot as fucking fuck it may be, but now I have to pedal The Soup
Dragons to the PO.

2011-08-03 14:42:55
peteum: @eggboycom He just said he thought Ed out of Eggboy “…is a bit of
a cunt.”

2011-08-03 14:41:44
peteum: @arthurCRS Sorry, I’m a bit lost. Almost totally lost tbh.

2011-08-03 14:23:38
peteum: R Stevie Moore left a comment on my website, bless him.

2011-08-03 12:21:51
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Random Insane lawyer wants DNA tests to be
conducted against this “impostor” because the real Mubarak died in 2004
…

2011-08-03 12:21:34
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: WOW WOW Random insane lawyer wants
compensation for conspiracy because “Mubarak died in 2004″ #MubarakTrial

2011-08-03 12:21:15
peteum: @JudeClarke jealous. Love that place.

2011-08-02 21:13:03
peteum: RT @digitalben: Marbles’ mistake was throwing the pie himself and
not passing the orders down a hierarchy of mutually-ignorant operatives.

2011-08-02 20:15:58
peteum: RT @MandrewB: @LowQuay Just remembered my flatmate’s Latvian
boyfriend on James Ferraro’s Nightdolls: “Are you getting ready for
Christmas?”

2011-08-02 15:26:21
peteum: RT @PennyRed: District Judge Daphne Wickham, who made a special
exception to send Jonnie Marbles to jail, acquitted Sgt (cont) http://tl
…

2011-08-02 12:49:49
peteum: Shit. Walker’s dead.

2011-08-02 10:26:11
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum Yes, this Thursday at The Portland for
R Stevie Moore + Tropical Ooze + Pete UM.

2011-08-02 09:49:40
peteum: If it’s the End Times why am I buying more Goodiepal records? Why
not, I suppose.

2011-08-02 09:48:05
peteum: Think I’m playing at the Portland on Thursday. With R Stevie Moore.

2011-08-02 09:46:05
peteum: RT @staggerindie: @staggerindie have got past technical
difficulties and are playing @peteum featuring at the Portland on
Wednesday.

2011-08-02 09:45:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Sounds plausible. I think you got to close to glitch
sometimes.

2011-08-02 09:43:01
peteum: @neverfadingwood It’s the only one I know! I got 99 problems but a
goth past isn’t one.

2011-08-02 08:49:48
peteum: RT @domfox: Day 2 of my anarchist “phase”: it is time to confront
my own microfascism. It appears that I think some poems are better tha …

2011-08-01 20:56:52
peteum: @NOCHEXXX what would that involve exactly?

2011-08-01 20:09:54
peteum: @PLANNINGTOROCK That’s good man.

2011-08-01 13:41:40
peteum: RT@BarfBotOnly got through the roast at work by imagining Wallace &
Torode in an ecstacy of barfing in my situation. BarfBot SYMPATHYBARF

2011-08-01 12:08:01
peteum: I’m thinking of celebrating influence of diaspora on West Country
by starting dubby sub-label called Rasta Norton.

2011-08-01 12:03:53
peteum: Raster Noton birthday party idea amusing me.

2011-08-01 12:03:06
peteum: RT @thewiremagazine: Raster Noton 15th birthday live shows, plus
new releases on the way in autumn: http://bit.ly/oDr98y

2011-08-01 10:42:03
peteum: RT @tokyo_sexwhale: When the little bastard comes back (the cat)
I’m going to stick a pair of homemade eyebrows to him. That way we’ll b …

2011-07-31 21:32:09
peteum: RT @aidandabet: amazing images, thanks! “@Corr_: Photographs from
Art As A Full Time Hobby on Flickr http://t.co/CetWVau #aaafth”

2011-07-31 21:26:09
peteum: Grist archive upload 31-7-11 http://post.ly/2hvyA

2011-07-31 15:35:32
peteum: Tenant confesses “not struck on” Chris De Burgh.

2011-07-31 14:47:36
peteum: She’s just carried her own weight in lentils etc across country to
find Christians playing rounders/no vicar/no key etc.

2011-07-31 14:42:31
peteum: My g/f, in throes of MA hell/working 8 days a week, booked herself
a week in a suffolk hermitage run by Christian types.

2011-07-31 14:09:30
peteum: RT @cathysherwin: Remember when you were broke but instead of
paying the bills you gave everything you had to the richest man in town &
…

2011-07-31 14:01:39
peteum: Only got through the roast at work by imagining Wallace & Torode in
an ecstacy of barfing in my situation.

2011-07-31 12:10:02
peteum: I think today might take a while…

2011-07-31 10:15:40
peteum: Rock photography from last night. http://post.ly/2hZux

2011-07-31 10:13:20
peteum: Right then, let’s take my hungover body on a long cycle ride to
dual diagnosis land.

2011-07-31 10:09:37
peteum: Lack ov spelling rigour apologies my fellow pedants.

2011-07-31 10:05:28
peteum: @nobrelmes Spoken like a true conceptualist.

2011-07-31 10:03:56
peteum: RT @mrsblogs: Defend public service ‘Or Let Evil Win’ which is an
anagram of Oliver Letwin

2011-07-31 10:00:13
peteum: Followed the get drunk/sleep it off/go to work plan rigourously
until 7.20AM this morning.

2011-07-31 09:57:02
peteum: @nobrelmes There’s a crap piece of conceptual sound art in that.

2011-07-30 22:32:15
peteum: …it would have been a fuck of a lot better than the dribbling
silence that I punctuated halting mad words with etc.

2011-07-30 16:43:09
peteum: @eggboycom Is it true your new son’s middle names are Epididymis
Violator?

2011-07-30 14:58:28
peteum: Grist archive upload 30-7-11 http://post.ly/2gwOJ

2011-07-30 11:15:20
peteum: @Laica23 Congrats, belated. Was looking for a picture

http://twitpic.com/5y6q9b

2011-07-30 10:50:17
peteum: @NellRawlison I think plenty of Cambridge’s transient population
get thru their time here without Pete Um blipping on their radar!

2011-07-30 10:46:03
peteum: Full info including demystifying location data for tonight’s ART
BASH: http://t.co/bsNSy77

2011-07-30 10:39:04
peteum: @FarmerGlitch ROCK AND ROLL.

2011-07-30 10:38:17
peteum: Ha, I accidentally sent that last pic by accident. What a fool I
am.

2011-07-30 10:36:46
peteum: FLYER FOR TONIGHT http://twitpic.com/5y67f5

2011-07-30 10:23:58
peteum: @FarmerGlitch What were you doing here tho? Bloody student?

2011-07-30 10:22:40
peteum: @kekw Yes, a shame. Pencilled in for THE FUTURE tho, I reckon!

2011-07-30 10:09:07
peteum: RT @bloodrainbow: Follow B-Man’s vinyl blog, your life will be
enhanced. http://t.co/Gy5ZsNO

2011-07-29 14:23:16
peteum: @arthurCRS Summer Girl

2011-07-29 14:12:14
peteum: @badtimingnights there’s PA & stuff tom, yeah? & when do you want
PU?

2011-07-29 14:04:39
peteum: I wish I knew more about wine. You can’t test me on Stella though.

2011-07-29 13:37:28
peteum: @MaxTundra Bear the offer in mind as appropriate now that I’m
flatted-up innit.

2011-07-29 13:33:28
peteum: As did I till 2008. But that’s another story.

2011-07-29 13:32:04
peteum: If you want quality veggie food in Cambridge, she’s your woman.
Lots of cakes & special diet stuff too. Used to do Arjuna takeout food.

2011-07-29 13:29:36
peteum: Oh yeah, I wanted to do an advert for Sam Dyer’s cooking. She
trades as Mouth Music. Stupid name – I came up with it. Very, very good
cook.

2011-07-29 13:27:53
peteum: Apparently my computer needs to be used for World Of Warcraft. I
have to go.

2011-07-29 13:24:27
peteum: @MaxTundra Could put a Ben up if needs be?

2011-07-29 13:23:41
peteum: @MaxTundra Yeah, the 4th! Via Bad Timing! w/ Pete Um!

2011-07-29 13:22:15
peteum: @MaxTundra Cambridge is like the London of Cambridgeshire.

2011-07-29 13:13:29
peteum: R. Stevie Moore next week! Where is it that he’s playing?

2011-07-29 13:12:57
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: For our DIY-obsessed shows Sat and next Thu.
‘I’m going to/Display my hobbies galore just for you’ R. Stevie Moore …

2011-07-29 13:12:12
peteum: The crisps I had to buy for my Festival-attending boss were £3.27.
I felt like Mark E Smith. “Lightly Salted” flavour.

2011-07-29 13:08:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood Ha! I will always refer to the phenomenon as
facepalm.jpg from now on. But yeah, Bad Timing/spacing, etc.

2011-07-29 13:07:10
peteum: @neverfadingwood But mainly at The Portland Arms.

2011-07-29 13:06:02
peteum: @neverfadingwood http://t.co/RAIeSPK

2011-07-29 13:04:54
peteum: @neverfadingwood I play exclusively at The Portland Arms.

2011-07-29 13:04:30
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: @peteum Where do you play in Cambridge? We
lived in Cambridge up to a couple of years ago, but were never able to f
…

2011-07-29 13:04:06
peteum: But my ex gave me some soup & I hung with my son & went to sally
ann & I have achieved equilibrium again.

2011-07-29 13:01:45
peteum: I was going to pressure-jet this hangover-fuelled misanthropy into
a wider thing about the intrinsic shitness of consumerland Britain.

2011-07-29 12:59:01
peteum: Every 3rd fucker in some drab garb & a Pratchett.

2011-07-29 12:57:58
peteum: I tweeted that thing about Pratchett hats & then I swear to God I
saw btwn 5 & 7 hundred people with them on the way home. Like Dr Who shit.

2011-07-29 12:56:44
peteum: Cambridge Folk Festival is happening, & I’m just a bit maddened at
the fucking Cambridgey Laura Marlingness of it all.

2011-07-29 12:55:41
peteum: Sorry one of my grist things is to refer to everything like you
live in Cambridge & know me personally, which is a bit shit on Twitter.

2011-07-29 12:54:26
peteum: Was going to have a massive twitrant about folkspersons in
Sainsburys buying dips & expensive crisps but I went to Sally Ann & now I’m
chill

2011-07-29 12:40:52
peteum: RT @dotes69: Retweet If you agree that @piersmorgan is a massive
bellend.

2011-07-29 11:15:06
peteum: Folky chuckleheads in Pratchett hats.

2011-07-29 11:15:02
peteum: Sainsburys is fucked.

2011-07-29 08:53:45
peteum: I’m too hungover for work my friends.

2011-07-29 20:43:48
peteum: “With C Joynes and Babygrand and more playing Self Assembly and
Pete UM and The Doozer playing the project space.”

2011-07-29 20:43:10
peteum: This tomorrow: http://t.co/Xq2LPzH

2011-07-29 20:41:42
peteum: @badtimingnights cheers Jo. Saw 2 separate artists (not musicians)
on Norfolk St diff times today – both said they were coming. Good sign.

2011-07-29 20:39:56
peteum: @FarmerGlitch Still going! What were yr Cambridge styles circa
then, then?

2011-07-29 20:38:42
peteum: RT @aidandabet: And then a special evening event, Forever Under
Construction, presented by @badtimingnights http://t.co/Qyenr2a #aaafth

2011-07-29 20:38:36
peteum: RT @aidandabet: Last day of #aaafth Tomorrow. We hope you can join
us! Doors open midday followed by……http://t.co/bQz2pFp

2011-07-28 19:14:26
peteum: @neverfadingwood we should be so lucky.

2011-07-28 18:25:40
peteum: Since when was Pete Waterman an argument for anything?

2011-07-28 14:08:54
peteum: RT @JimbaudTurner: Can highly recommend the Wetherspoon finder app.
The augmented reality view is like being Robocop with a drink proble …

2011-07-28 13:02:06
peteum: Grab ‘ee a tasty beverage! Soya milk available.

2011-07-28 12:59:48
peteum: Upstairs at pasty place. Perfect people-watching window.
*gawps/sneers/leches*

2011-07-28 12:47:10
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @kef07 The @peteum shedload is now up to track
453. Takes a while to skip forward at the start of the day! #aaafth

2011-07-28 12:46:34
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: great! Charro video featured at Radar

http://t.co/ngR4IoM

2011-07-28 12:45:54
peteum: RT @kef07 Not sure what @peteum track we’re up to in the self
assembly nano venue @badtimingnights ?? #shedload #aaafth

2011-07-27 13:22:35
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Sat 30th 7:30 : The Doozer/UM/Jellica
@aidandabet C Joynes/Babygrand + more in #selfassembly
http://www.bad-timing. …

2011-07-27 13:21:14
peteum: RT @zone_styx: STIMULATE the economy by buying @nochexxx’s new 12,
Savage Herald/Charros.

2011-07-27 12:19:25
peteum: Thanks Twitter! (where Twitter=@JudeClarke, which, let’s face
it…)

2011-07-27 12:10:13
peteum: Where’s the other Cambridge place I played recently? I remember
knocking another one off the list recently…

2011-07-27 12:09:26
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Just realised @peteum has played both Self
Assembly and the Corn Exchange.

2011-07-27 12:09:17
peteum: @badtimingnights He he. And all points inbetween, more or less.

2011-07-27 10:29:20
peteum: RT @aidandabet: and back to @aidandabet for the #aaafth final day
celebratory party from 7.30pm presented by @badtimingnights #art #camb …

2011-07-27 10:28:24
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @tapebox killer deck dude! #USnoisenikidiom

2011-07-27 09:51:48
peteum: Untitled

2011-07-27 09:28:02
peteum: @tapebox @NOCHEXXX me either. Go on, post a fucking photo or it
didn’t happen/didn’t record/whatever.

2011-07-27 09:26:08
peteum: I drink to forget. And sometimes forget drinks. #stewedtea

2011-07-27 08:05:17
peteum: RT @LowQuay: Hope rumours of The Wire & #hackgate are true; they
got @robinrimbaud to scan Derek Bailey’s phone for set lists and saucy …

2011-07-26 09:22:23
peteum: @JudeClarke shit! Phew, ta.

2011-07-26 07:48:05
peteum: @arthurCRS imagine the dailyest and most maily people on earth…

2011-07-25 17:06:54
peteum: @MaxTundra that’s not a delicate aural tapestry that needs sand,
however “oceanic” Arthur’s music might be. Let’s go swimming, maybe?

2011-07-25 13:40:01
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: More images from last weekend at Self Assembly
#aaatfh @aidandabet @peteum
http://bit.ly/n5yvx5 http://flic.kr/p/a6SePH

2011-07-25 13:08:24
peteum: @MaxTundra Well, if yr passing & it’s still there, which it won’t
be… possibly my favourite Russell tune. Yeah, we should hang yo…

2011-07-25 13:05:33
peteum: RT @explorer_mag: Extensive interview with @badtimingnights here…
http://t.co/kZjvGJ8 (thanks Jo!) @aidandabet @WysingArtsCentr @peteu …

2011-07-25 10:29:48
peteum: @ergophizmiz Nothing is impossible (except circle lego).

2011-07-25 10:27:58
peteum: @arthurCRS Bless. So what was the chain of events at the end? Were
you told she was wandering this nearby street? We’re you out looking?

2011-07-25 18:51:41
peteum: @MaxTundra I can feel a sort of lionel ritchie “hello” video
potentiality… what about the p-funk teachings? Is that where I come in?

2011-07-24 19:42:27
peteum: @MaxTundra *Napolean Dynamite-style exasperation mouth-noise borne
of jealousy in extremis*

2011-07-24 19:24:15
peteum: RT @hk60s_chris: Capacity crowd for @peteum in @badtimingnights
micro-venue at @aidandabet http://twitpic.com/5unlwg

2011-07-23 12:51:21
peteum: @singingadams Quick dash round the Friary?

2011-07-23 12:50:45
peteum: @singingadams Cold-blooded old times man.

2011-07-23 11:50:08
peteum: Gig today in Cambridge 3pm hidden location: http://t.co/7eJgs4r w/
Pete Um

2011-07-23 11:12:43
peteum: Are we to be judged by our tapes? Possibly, a bit. I think I’ve got
an Erasure cassingle. Gotta be a candidate, eh?

2011-07-23 11:10:00
peteum: Ha ha. Laters Lush. To be fair, I’m choosing the stuff I can bear
to destroy. Chris has wonderful taste in the main of course.

2011-07-23 11:06:24
peteum: Taping over C Joynes’ old cassette collection to make new Pete Um
merch. Adios Mega City 4, all the best Psychedelic Furs…

2011-07-23 10:21:56
peteum: RT @tomewing: !!!! RT @RobPreeceYP: Sky News presenter: “The
suspect is Norwegian. Can we even call this terrorism?” Er, yes, I think we
…

2011-07-22 08:05:48
peteum: RT @GreatDismal: The Situationists must be detourning in their
graves.

2011-07-22 08:03:51
peteum: RT @kekw: NOCHEXXX: “CHARRO” (RAMP44) http://post.ly/2Zzb5

2011-07-21 08:18:38
peteum: Ronnie from Eastenders in South Pacific #britainsrichculturallife

2011-07-21 17:18:10
peteum: So tired bought gin self-service ignored item approval walked out
ignored alarm realized googled solution ignored advice fought plastic GIN.

2011-07-20 21:24:34
peteum: @badtimingnights Ha! Yeah, page my tomtom, bitch of maps…

2011-07-20 21:22:59
peteum: Doozerpeople on Facebook saying they can read the address but not
get pictures in their minds Jo. #storyofmylife

2011-07-20 21:21:01
peteum: @neverfadingwood Uh, nothing for sale at present. Just got the test
pressings. Will let you know as soon as I can though.

2011-07-20 21:16:26
peteum: Aid & Abet is situated close to Cambridge Railway Station, opposite
Swiss Laundry & next 2 Cambridge Station Cycles & the railway car park.

2011-07-20 21:14:45
peteum: find us at:

Aid & Abet

Station Road

Cambridge

CB1 2JW

2011-07-20 21:13:56
peteum: Got people asking across multiple social media entities (well, 2)
where Aid & Abet is. Help!

2011-07-20 21:12:31
peteum: @Laica23 I’ve got the hats if you’ve got a name…

2011-07-20 21:11:32
peteum: OK Saturday is this: http://t.co/bWF2cv8

2011-07-20 21:11:09
peteum: @neverfadingwood I will never sell out! Even in a 4-5 capacity
venue..

2011-07-20 21:09:22
peteum: Promoter asks if it’s OK if toy robots film my performance on
Saturday…

2011-07-20 21:07:41
peteum: Oh that was my Grist Records mogul Facebook page voice, an
altogether surlier entity than my demure Twitter presence.

2011-07-20 21:00:48
peteum: Got some test pressings of the new 10″ here. Grist 0005. 250 for
the world but you won’t fucking get one.

2011-07-20 15:50:25
peteum: Ya passive shitty pieces!

2011-07-20 15:49:51
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and all of your celebrities are
passive pieces of shit manufactured in order to make you passive piece …

2011-07-20 15:49:14
peteum: The ex comes round with a bunch of Games Workshop stuff,
immediately pinches my new old shirt, nods: “nice”.
#Dontneed$$$ifyougottaste

2011-07-20 15:42:33
peteum: RT @disappointment: Well, I just installed Lion. Now to shut the
fuck up about it

2011-07-20 15:41:40
peteum: @bloodrainbow @directoryofbunk You know the Grand Arcade? Not real.
Whole thing stored on a memory stick somewhere in Guangzhou. Sorry.

2011-07-20 13:09:25
peteum: @Wendy_Hollands I’m a bit of a connaisseur of toilets. This was
pretty good.

2011-07-20 12:25:59
peteum: Been worried that my girlfriend’s frequent, loud & frankly
excessive laughter has been an ongoing irritant to parallel tragic
narrative.

2011-07-20 12:23:07
peteum: @arthurCRS No Vietnamese weed farm’s gonna escape my reggae-loving
nose bruv, altho woman downstairs v. nervous & SE Asian & private.

2011-07-20 12:21:32
peteum: Figured my neighbour(s – although surely a very quiet two max) are
very old and/or ill, but door shut with some urgency.

2011-07-20 12:19:49
peteum: I feel like a wildlife enthusiast that’s come this close to a
long-anticpated sighting.

2011-07-20 12:18:45
peteum: & today what I see & hear as I turn the corner is the door
hurriedly shutting and the lock being turned from inside.

2011-07-20 12:17:15
peteum: Been in the flat since mid-April & still not seen sight nor sound
of next door neighbours until today.

2011-07-20 12:16:00
peteum: And I still feel like a snob.

2011-07-20 12:15:01
peteum: Go into Sally Ann on the way back & get some funky Italian designer
shirt that’s lasted 30 years with all its buttons.

2011-07-20 12:12:57
peteum: Primark bot on the way presumably with some bright news.

2011-07-20 12:12:27
peteum: Describing Primark clothes for blind person without being able to
say “it’s cheap-looking, flimsy, ugly, & badly-made by some poor serf.”

2011-07-20 10:14:09
peteum: In the toilet in Starbucks.

2011-07-20 08:40:28
peteum: There’s a handy pair of work gloves in the road. A hundred metres
between them.

2011-07-20 08:38:22
peteum: I’m doing a gig on Saturday.

2011-07-19 21:37:40
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2YEQy

2011-07-19 18:54:23
peteum: Ooh…Louise…

2011-07-19 18:52:49
peteum: Amazing that News Corp share prices might rise whilst analysts
watch James Murdoch’s corporate babble. #Businessasreligion

2011-07-19 18:51:05
peteum: No Mensch, that isn’t the case.

2011-07-19 18:20:47
peteum: Oh god here we go.

2011-07-19 18:15:57
peteum: LYING.

2011-07-19 18:14:00
peteum: I am reminded of that Diana interview.

2011-07-19 18:08:07
peteum: Oh shut the fuck. Up.

2011-07-19 17:53:00
peteum: RT @kpunk99: Brooks’ performance all about accent, poise, pose of
concern: interesting case study of class power in UK

2011-07-19 17:52:49
peteum: RT @kpunk99: Struggling to contain my loathing of Brooks. Like
every two-faced boss you’ve ever had.

2011-07-19 17:24:43
peteum: I can’t get the idea out of my head that Ross Kemp is watching this
with a Grant Mitchell psycho face on.

2011-07-19 17:22:35
peteum: RT @KarlHeld: @kpunk99 we can’t speak to things we have no
visibility on.

2011-07-19 17:03:04
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: lalalalala it’s magic land – nobody knows
anything nobody pays anybody and all the staff get hired by the recruitment
…

2011-07-19 16:05:01
peteum: RT @Claire_Phipps: It’s #humblepiegate *takes bow*

2011-07-19 16:03:46
peteum: Fuckit I’ll get a beer.

2011-07-19 16:01:35
peteum: RT @cerysmatthews: of course , the attacker was looking the other
way. he had no direct knowledge that he was attacking

2011-07-19 15:55:26
peteum: Fuck, missed it!

2011-07-19 15:51:50
peteum: MPs should be paid more to stop them being reduced to theft of
taxpayers money.

2011-07-19 15:48:34
peteum: Rupert’s been banging desks his whole life & suddenly desk-banging
doesn’t work & looks ridiculous.

2011-07-19 15:27:10
peteum: Dodgier than Dodgy themselves playing dodgeball in downtown Dodge
James.

2011-07-19 14:59:36
peteum: When my g/f comes home & asks me if I’ve had a beer I’m just going
to claim I have no direct knowledge of any beers that may have been drunk

2011-07-19 14:53:16
peteum: I want to be clear that I don’t know anything about the stuff,
whatever it is.

2011-07-19 14:51:11
peteum: I am reminded of the existence of some stale ginger nuts in the
kitchen by my right honourable friend @MaxTundra

2011-07-19 14:48:16
peteum: RT @DSG_DSG: WHAT’S OCCURIN’?

2011-07-19 14:43:16
peteum: That’s more like it.

2011-07-19 14:38:33
peteum: Something of the Lionel Hutz (is it?) about James. Rupert is
disappointing Wizard Of Oz.

2011-07-19 14:36:35
peteum: And that tough Scot, and the wily old guy? These are a bunch of
Playmobile people.

2011-07-19 14:35:23
peteum: The mood here is completely different to the other committees, & is
allowing Murdochs to obfuscate. Where’s Vaz & the domme blonde?

2011-07-19 14:31:46
peteum: You get the impression that James lost track of the whole
truth/lies divide a long time ago.

2011-07-19 13:34:00
peteum: @seedrecords That’s what I thought. Not my own work, alas.

2011-07-19 13:01:24
peteum: The doubtlessly capable Miss Blackwood also incidentally hotter
than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire.

2011-07-19 12:38:17
peteum: Stephenson seemed fairly comfortable, Dick Fedorcio OBE decidedly
less so.

2011-07-19 11:38:17
peteum: Try this to watch live http://t.co/CtUbpZH Not BBC Parliament

2011-07-19 10:52:19
peteum: @JudeClarke To have one dentist as a parent seems prudent, two
looks like honondasdontiaphobia.

2011-07-19 10:39:19
peteum: @JudeClarke I hadn’t thought of that. Doh.

2011-07-19 10:37:52
peteum: RT @LulzSec: *Ahem* The Louise Boat, you say? http://t.co/eO7Ygxm

2011-07-19 10:32:40
peteum: Fuck this 2.20PM dentist appointment.

2011-07-19 10:32:03
peteum: RT @IainDale: BBC Parliament is about to show the original 2003
Wade/ Coulson hearing. About to show on BBC Parliament 0930 – 1025 (then
…

2011-07-19 10:31:58
peteum: RT @EdSimpsonNI: I love that George Michael will be watching BBC
Parliament with me today. Well, not physically with me. Though it would …

2011-07-19 10:00:21
peteum: You wonder what @jonsnowC4’s texts look like. No offence @jonsnowC4

2011-07-19 08:17:06
peteum: Full of good intentions & then dealing with slime from my BRITISH
ASSOCIATION OF PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY SUMMER MEETING 1996 shoulder-bag, dad.

2011-07-19 08:14:48
peteum: Woke up full of motivation to CONQUER THE FUCK OUT OF TODAY & then
had to to clean spilt laundry liquid out of my manbag.

2011-07-19 08:07:52
peteum: Might ask them to flip over from Heart FM or Teeth FM or
whatever…

2011-07-19 08:06:38
peteum: Had to reschedule my yearly dentist appt so I could go to Hamburg.
2.20 Tuesday? Yeah, nothing happening then…

2011-07-19 08:04:42
peteum: RT @nobrelmes: main stage. great line-up
1200: Sir Paul
Stephenson
1315 John Yates
1430: Rupert and James Murdoch
1530: Rebekah
Brook …

2011-07-19 07:49:50
peteum: Ok make like black box and get the kettle on.

2011-07-19 07:46:19
peteum: @CrazyCleverman you’re an insane genius though, and based in
Germany.

2011-07-19 07:35:26
peteum: Could be a good thing…

2011-07-19 07:35:04
peteum: These fools will make Zimbabweans of us all.

2011-07-19 07:30:24
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ergophizmiz @thewiremagazine thanks for getting me in
the (post-apocalypse) charts Ergs!

2011-07-19 07:26:35
peteum: In what sense, if any, could #hackgate be said to be the result of
the breakdown of a wider consensus?

2011-07-19 07:17:59
peteum: Woken at 7 by a pocket-call on my day off, dammit. Flusteredly
asking my brother’s balls if they’re alright.

2011-07-18 21:04:55
peteum: @SimonSwears is a semen merchant.

2011-07-18 21:03:07
peteum: @SimonSwears is a cockfighting loser.

2011-07-18 21:01:14
peteum: Yeah that’s true where’s Hunter S. Thompson when he needs to be
alive laughing.

2011-07-18 16:13:30
peteum: RT @Folder_Rock: RE: Booing inquiry

2011-07-18 13:42:26
peteum: Test pressings! And heads rolling. Fire pon Babylon!

2011-07-18 12:51:54
peteum: Test pressings or heads roll.

2011-07-18 12:46:50
peteum: My boss seems to have the idea that she can tell me what to do all
day. #mopping&such

2011-07-18 07:30:09
peteum: Fulbourn for the undead. Hamburg = v. good tho.

2011-07-15 22:18:47
peteum: Ended up eating currywurst in an Irish bar cos of Jo/phil & a mad
Christian came in & debated religiously w/ the barman.

2011-07-15 22:18:43
peteum: Great, bought 6 quids worth of internet that doesn’t work. Will
save all tweets to drafts & spuzz them out in luton on Sunday.

2011-07-15 22:18:40
peteum: Ah, now it works. Groovy.

2011-07-15 22:18:35
peteum: Hitchin. Just passed Trevor Rd.

2011-07-15 22:18:05
peteum: Oh, finally I’m roaming. Standby for blockage of drafted tweets.

2011-07-15 12:43:49
peteum: @LDNLutonAirport are you idiots? Just Google it. Pete x

2011-07-15 10:39:03
peteum: Is it the robin hood or the Shakespeare bar at luton? I hate
flight.

2011-07-15 10:37:19
peteum: Sitting in bars & on trains trying to give someone 6 quid over and
over again… BUY 5MB in a text … any advice?

2011-07-15 10:24:45
peteum: I hope I can tweet from Germany but my attempts to do so from
Holland were thwarted cos virgin lie and lie.

2011-07-15 10:21:08
peteum: I wrote about it on the blog back when I wrote about stuff on
blogs. Pretty funny. MFU got mind-jangled on Swiss chong.

2011-07-15 10:17:45
peteum: We were last there together in 2003, before the Swiss Tour Of Bern
with brain of morbius.

2011-07-15 10:13:56
peteum: Man from Uranus should cover that luton airport song.

2011-07-15 08:14:54
peteum: @JudeClarke *nervous grin*

2011-07-15 08:14:09
peteum: RT @prodnose: Now I also know that there is a team called Botswana
Meat Commission. And one of their rivals is called FC Miscellaneous. …

2011-07-15 07:51:54
peteum: OK in case I get caught btwn Easyjet & a hard place I have TPs
arriving Monday for a 250 run of 10″s from DMS which are paid in full yo.

2011-07-14 10:15:01
peteum: breaking: THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOLLOWERS Y’ALL!

2011-07-14 10:12:55
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod also, when I try to open the files it says “unexpected
file format”, instead of “where are these files” or whatever.

2011-07-14 10:06:23
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod and not in a way that’s easily comprehended and
rectified, I should add!

2011-07-14 10:05:11
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod @arthurCRS I suppose what’s happened in this case is
that the files are there but the file path has changed, but ta.

2011-07-14 09:57:02
peteum: @arthurCRS One problem I have is that Nero won’t recognise old nra.
files, which I don’t understand.

2011-07-14 09:55:30
peteum: @arthurCRS I recognise that there have been failings under my
watch, that this represents an opportunity to draw a line etc etc…

2011-07-14 09:43:15
peteum: Not one of them damn fake vinyl ones that my ROM drive just acts
embarrassed & affronted about.

2011-07-14 09:40:18
peteum: Also, did I sell you a copy of The Old Album recently? Has to be in
the last year or 2. Or The Path Of Least Resistance on normal CD-R…

2011-07-14 09:38:58
peteum: Either way I’d like to borrow a copy of Giraffe Outtakes from
someone if that’s possible.

2011-07-14 09:38:12
peteum: Can anyone who knows me remember me holding a copy of Giraffe
Outtakes recently & being drunkenly surprised, or was it a dream?

2011-07-14 09:36:07
peteum: RT @RichardArredond: @peteum If your a musician, you can win money
for your music and connect with other musicians on www.peoplesindustry…

2011-07-14 09:00:01
peteum: RT @nikvestberg: RT @louisbarabbas: If you go to this website do
click “View Source” (next to File/Edit/etc). It’s rather mirth-some. ht …

2011-07-14 08:58:14
peteum: @MaxTundra Thanks Mr. T!

2011-07-14 08:54:56
peteum: Facebook page here, hipsters: http://t.co/sbUDg8r

2011-07-14 08:54:15
peteum: Yeah,
“Salon Embryonnaire – elektronisches Minifestival im
Golem
mit Pete Um, Man From Uranus, Helge Meyer und Miss Hawaii”

2011-07-14 08:51:06
peteum: It’s true, I’ve been yo-yoing from 335 to 339 for about a month,
not that I care at all or even notice perhaps.

2011-07-14 08:49:40
peteum: Keys OFF my lanyard. Not practicing my German English already.

2011-07-14 08:48:25
peteum: Hilarious in Cambridge, but you know our teutonic cousins are funny
about their humour.

2011-07-14 08:46:50
peteum: Talking of Japanese hipsters with LONDON on their cello cases I
must remember to take my keys of my MTV.DE lanyard. That would be uncool.

2011-07-14 08:45:32
peteum: Sometimes i think it’s harder to get from 330 followers to 340 than
it is to get to 330 in the first place. It’s like the summit. Of summat.

2011-07-14 08:43:26
peteum: Not how I imagined life on an estate would necessarily be – chaps
with sculpted hair & handbags smoking like wot out of a film.

2011-07-14 08:41:51
peteum: I really miss my Japanese hipster neighbours though, those guys
were cool.

2011-07-14 08:41:10
peteum: Today is not the day for me to be using Twitter. Much to do. Make a
set, rehearse it, do the CD-R cottage industry ting. Find passport.

2011-07-14 08:39:40
peteum: @arthurCRS High on cat-sadness & still sharp as a knife!

2011-07-14 08:38:40
peteum: Pete Um ist ein dekonstruktivistischer Songwriter, um nicht zu
sagen
ein Ausnahme-Poet, aus dem britischen Cambridge.

2011-07-14 08:38:10
peteum: Sorry, just pretending I’m a musician.

2011-07-14 08:37:44
peteum: Yo Hamburg tweeps i’m playing Golem tomorrow gonna be sickkkk!

2011-07-14 17:04:57
peteum: RT @orfy: Really hoping someone runs with a ‘See You Next Tuesday’
headline tomorrow #murdochs #notw

2011-07-14 12:33:25
peteum: @Laica23 Thanks for the offer. No objections to people sharing my
music tho. Be nice if more did!

2011-07-14 12:00:08
peteum: The server at www.tom-watson.co.uk is taking too long to respond.

2011-07-14 11:28:20
peteum: It’s like THE BATTERED WIFE’S REVENGE in the UK at the moment re
Murdoch.

2011-07-14 10:50:20
peteum: RT @dompaczko: Cheers for all the Google+ adds folks. I have put
you in a circle called Cunts. Ok?

2011-07-14 10:47:48
peteum: @Laica23 Towards Thee Infinite Beat mistertwentythree…

2011-07-14 10:45:48
peteum: ah, 339. You see?

2011-07-14 10:37:01
peteum: @Laica23 Ah! that’s cool, not gonna try and sort it for this trip,
but I may be in touch. You’re not in Cambridge tho, are ya?

2011-07-14 10:34:39
peteum: @johnedenuk This was VG with a G+ sleeve i should say, so hardly
the seller’s bible if you get me…

2011-07-14 10:32:28
peteum: @johnedenuk Towards Thee Infinite Beat at £8.50 + p&p to the man
with the South American name, going once, twice, 23 times etc…

2011-07-14 10:30:15
peteum: @johnedenuk How did I know you’d pop up?
#eithertheepsychickmagickorthebleedinobvious

2011-07-14 10:28:49
peteum: Also just got a new order for a New Order, which has to go to
someone with my brother’s name. Confusion indeed.

2011-07-14 10:26:49
peteum: Just sold a Psychic TV.

2011-07-14 10:23:22
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: @peteum i’m gonna unfollow just to fuck with
you.

2011-07-14 10:17:51
peteum: I think my backing-up bordered on being comprehensive, but it just
didn’t follow any kind of logical sense.

2011-07-14 10:16:32
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod

2011-07-13 12:41:42
peteum: RT @TwelveTens: I preferred Ed Milliband when he called himself
Steve and did that Abracadabra song.

2011-07-13 07:35:04
peteum: RT @disappointment: Time to do a little brown wrong of my own

2011-07-12 13:11:50
peteum: @bloodrainbow oh yeah ta for the +

2011-07-12 11:14:47
peteum: I don’t think I could think straight while Keith Vaz was asking me
anything #professionalcuntinessoflawyers

2011-07-12 10:55:18
peteum: @tapebox yr oscillatin’ guitar RT produces my new favourite YouTube
comment. “fuck this meme”

2011-07-11 13:45:23
peteum: George Michael. Clearly our man.

2011-07-11 13:12:01
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Currently converting the @peteum motherlode
into a 2000-track shedload for your listening pleasure at #selfassembly …

2011-07-11 09:18:00
peteum: RT @LowQuay: Mark Fell – Manitutshu: “OK, this is going to have to
stop in a minute… OK, this needs to STOP NOW.” http://bit.ly/n1z2GE

2011-07-11 22:40:52
peteum: @arthurCRS Generally speaking, I don’t give a fuck about cat
tweets, but I hope yours is OK.

2011-07-11 22:28:53
peteum: RT @tapebox: insane varispeed good…but maybe not for the whole
tape, not all the tapes

2011-07-11 22:22:03
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2NnR8

2011-07-10 22:52:38
peteum: Eh? http://t.co/tVrM2s7

2011-07-10 21:33:19
peteum: Audioboo: she’s expecting twins http://boo.fm/b409177

2011-07-10 21:27:30
peteum: http://t.co/NNrxRP9 Pete Um Top Potter Shotta

2011-07-10 21:22:38
peteum: @bloodrainbow Eesh. I could give you my gmail one to save face but
fuckit ntlworld works

2011-07-10 21:20:23
peteum: @bloodrainbow pls #totalsuckery

2011-07-10 21:19:21
peteum: @MaxTundra IGNORANT FOOLS.

2011-07-10 15:24:27
peteum: Extremely angry about some Beatrix Potter figurines.

2011-07-09 12:23:48
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: We return to @aidandabet today continuing the
#selfassembly project. Local Radio, Fisher Price record making, lofi …

2011-07-09 09:07:52
peteum: @oscillatordrift joint birthday party not just random celebration
of those two individuals.

2011-07-09 08:58:41
peteum: @oscillatordrift party for bobby and Phil at no. 8 …

2011-07-09 03:11:32
peteum: Ugh.

2011-07-09 23:08:20
peteum: Trying to explain Smog to the mouse.

2011-07-09 22:35:57
peteum: @JudeClarke I’m an horrible highbrow snob but an huge fan of that
song.

2011-07-09 17:01:11
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: RAMP 44 artwork http://t.co/sfsTMDW

2011-07-08 16:11:27
peteum: RT @danhancox: RT: @WileyArtist: rupert murdoch lol

2011-07-07 13:44:47
peteum: Listening to The Farm.

2011-07-07 13:38:44
peteum: No @NOCHEXXX no!

2011-07-07 13:35:51
peteum: Jamie Cullum. Little prick.

2011-07-07 12:12:00
peteum: RT @neilcaff: The Sun and News of the World Voucher Exchange:
FREEPOST SL2163,
Gerrards Cross SL9 0ZX. Tell them what ya think at their
…

2011-07-07 10:28:47
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: No-one has retweeted me since 30 JUNE. Tough crowd.

2011-07-07 09:49:43
peteum: @DAaronovitch take a pal or they don’t sedate you & I found gas &
air trippy but no good for, er, discomfort.

2011-07-07 09:44:54
peteum: That’s about the size of it, yep.

2011-07-07 09:44:22
peteum: RT @stavvers: The coppers, the Tories and the Murdoch press all
look like proper cunts right now, and everyone knows it. Watching them s
…

2011-07-07 07:04:51
peteum: My brother, he of the penis, thirty today. Good lord.

2011-07-07 17:05:25
peteum: RT @dollyalderton: #NOTW source says Rebekah Brooks “pretended to
cry” when she broke the news to staff. Source also says this was “real …

2011-07-07 16:09:21
peteum: RT @tomewing: This closure has shocked Twitter, but will come as no
surprise to NOTW readers who have been following the story week-in w …

2011-07-07 15:44:41
peteum: RT @disappointment: I bet Tesco wish they’d pulled their ads now,
the pricks

2011-07-07 14:49:45
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights speaking as a sometime record bore
myself of course.

2011-07-07 14:27:08
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights psychedelic rock is a genre and
“psych” signifies “i am a serious aficionado/record bore” ?

2011-07-07 14:16:29
peteum: @MaxTundra prince? Stones? Dylan? Someone else? I’m not much cop
with covers to be honest. I’m not musical, basically.

2011-07-06 21:20:27
peteum: @LowQuay Heartless evil-supping always looks good on women, or
maybe it’s just me…

2011-07-06 21:18:47
peteum: It’s the Twitter wot won it.

2011-07-06 21:16:13
peteum: FAMILIES OF WAR DEAD HACKED. The spectacle is eating itself.

2011-07-06 21:07:16
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I think Arthur has something to tell you…

2011-07-06 20:51:27
peteum: Yeah, girlfriend now a psychotherapist, Beko fridge not a death
trap. Here’s to sanity, life etc.

2011-07-06 19:01:24
peteum: @arthurCRS @JudeClarke I’M PREGNANT!!! No, she passed. I didn’t
look. Might have sounded a bit too relieved though…

2011-07-06 18:24:46
peteum: That would be like when my ex fell pregnant & told her mate before
me. Her mate not always my favourite person either.

2011-07-06 18:21:26
peteum: I could check my girlfriend’s email & find out whether she has
passed her MA before she can do so but that would be very WRONG.

2011-07-06 14:22:59
peteum: RT @spitzenprodukte: Banks= fucked, Parliament= fucked, Media=
fucked, make total destroy.

2011-07-06 13:16:39
peteum: RT @gabyhinsliff: phone hacking debate starting now in HoCommons.
you can watch live at parliament website http://bit.ly/qTNxbF btw

2011-07-06 11:04:15
peteum: Fearne Cotton must be radicalized.

2011-07-06 10:02:12
peteum: RT @joemuggs: News International seemingly put up a Steve Coogan
character to defend the company against Jon Snow http://t.co/48zeGzn – …

2011-07-06 07:47:49
peteum: RT @unslugged: Steve Bell today #notw #phonehacking

http://twitpic.com/5lx925

2011-07-05 12:30:15
peteum: Think people saying they don’t read NOTW in danger of sounding like
they’ve missed the fucking point.

2011-07-05 12:26:56
peteum: Especially pathological game-playing shitweasels spraying crassness
& venality into our justice-seeking faces.

2011-07-05 12:22:01
peteum: I am an essentially middle-class ex-Sociology student, however. And
I do have a bit of a negative thing about Australians.

2011-07-05 12:12:44
peteum: Murdoch, you’re a cunt.

2011-07-05 12:10:05
peteum: You have to wonder what the fucking point of it all is. I’m
starting to believe it is solely the opportunity to go
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

2011-07-05 12:07:36
peteum: But given that Murdoch’s increasing stranglehold on the mechanisms
of power are turning him into a cartoon villain for more & more people…

2011-07-05 12:05:06
peteum: So, obviously the pursuit of wealth & power is sociopathic, which
is why people like Sugar & Trump are inarguably dislikable cockbags.

2011-07-05 09:49:05
peteum: RT @janemroper: Dear @VirginMedia, will you be reconsidering your
advertising spend with #notw given that we now know they hacked Milly …

2011-07-05 21:44:32
peteum: Shifty pisshead hack Paul McMullan.

2011-07-05 21:40:51
peteum: Miliband! Greenberg! Buscombe!

2011-07-05 21:32:35
peteum: My fridge is one of them death ones. No serial number where it
should be. Bought & installed from Currys in April.

2011-07-05 21:12:09
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: Motherfucking person

2011-07-05 20:41:10
peteum: RT @derekwalmsley: http://t.co/XuQrmgt tomorrow’s Indy front page.
Game over for Rebekah Brooks.

2011-07-05 18:40:22
peteum: I’m almost feeling sorry for this dude. But not almost enough.

2011-07-05 17:49:07
peteum: RT @DMReporter: BREAKING: Rebekah Brooks denies her pants are on
fire.

2011-07-05 16:23:46
peteum: @zone_styx @kpunk99 And then these other, larger players in our
collective shared experience…

2011-07-05 16:21:40
peteum: @zone_styx @kpunk99 Milly’s unhappiness, poor Mr Dowler & his porn
on the one hand, a microcosm of British dysfunction, or not?

2011-07-05 16:16:25
peteum: @zone_styx @kpunk99 A manifest story of a normal family in society,
and another, latent narrative that must emerge.

2011-07-05 16:14:02
peteum: @zone_styx @kpunk99 Not seen The Killing either but this story
strikes me as of its time yet timeless, from Greek tragedy to David Lynch
etc

2011-07-04 18:15:45
peteum: RT @jimmylemas: Current top stories according to ‘Murdoch’/non
Murdoch press. Any more questions about plurality, Jeremy Hunt? http://t.
…

2011-07-04 15:51:19
peteum: Listening to OMD’s latest.

2011-07-04 13:16:55
peteum: Sitting alone in a car listening to Kings Of Leon.

2011-07-04 13:15:39
peteum: @mywall is this on a need to know basis?

2011-07-04 11:32:03
peteum: RT @Planetmurecords: Boxcutter plays in Dalston Vortex on friday in
the good company of Hacker Farm Altered Natives & Jonny Mugwump tick …

2011-07-04 11:07:44
peteum: Tenant speculates longevity of Status Quo’s professional career due
to “special diet”.

2011-07-04 09:11:29
peteum: @kekw not called Pete Um for nothing, nor ruled by the tyranny of a
coherent point of view.

2011-07-03 12:33:17
peteum: @deceitfulpie a career in support work, the natural fit for
creative types who dig soggy veg & fake cream.

2011-07-03 11:42:21
peteum: T4 is bobbins.

2011-07-03 10:16:55
peteum: @ekolad Mine largely an incremental bot-swarm?

2011-07-03 10:12:26
peteum: @ekolad Your followers mean you’re famous. Mine don’t.

2011-07-03 10:11:27
peteum: Have to go to work now shift finishes half 8 fucking overcooked
roast horrors w/ shit 80s desserts.

2011-07-03 10:10:14
peteum: Do I want to donate to cancer? It’s the pony’s first time. I laugh
weirdly, fumble for 41p superstitiously, thinking of latest hypochondria.

2011-07-03 10:08:51
peteum: On reverse journey carrying bust box of NESTLE cheerios from TESCO
leading my hangover horsey encounter female pair w/ small pony.

2011-07-03 10:07:03
peteum: Then realized I’m wearing Fila retro sports casual top with
pink/purple/blue stripes, before being caught up in flow of pink ladies…

2011-07-03 22:26:10
peteum: She’s looking at my ELO book going “there he is.”

2011-07-03 10:05:47
peteum: Thought of pink’s ubiquity/conformity/misogeny/feminism/power etc,
before seeing hundreds off to the cancer walk. Dr Who moment.

2011-07-03 22:24:16
peteum: Just found out my girlfriend lived with one of ELO for a short
while. Staggered.

2011-07-03 10:04:07
peteum: Woke up, had irritable discussion about women/misogeny/feminism,
set off for Tesco, noticed two women in proximity wearing pink…

2011-07-03 22:20:36
peteum: @NOCHEXXX that’s a float isn’t it? Jo reckons its called a mickey
mouse, but maybe she would.

2011-07-03 21:56:11
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @oscillatordrift what the fuck is a spider? Some
envelope-fucking Malaysian culinary horror?

2011-07-03 21:53:21
peteum: That’s got to be worth a follower or two…

2011-07-03 21:52:45
peteum: Considering going vegan at work.

2011-07-03 21:50:31
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch perhaps iconoclastic dobly-use a welcome shift
from tedious fetishization of “nth generation cassette sound”?

2011-07-03 21:47:54
peteum: @oscillatordrift sorry, I forgot to use hashtag during my dreary
summation of #shit80sdesserts phenomenon.

2011-07-03 21:34:35
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch to be fair my Dolby view stems not from lab
conditions but boombox dubbing/parent’s hi-fis and the like.

2011-07-03 21:32:07
peteum: @kekw @FarmerGlitch Someone should invent a Dolby VST that you can
run yr signals thru for that cool “discernible loss of clarity” vibe.

2011-07-03 18:15:13
peteum: Unknown rustic companion was owner of zombie dog. *ridiculous yokel
accent* “no, don’t kill Television!” And then I woke up.

2011-07-03 18:12:17
peteum: Realizing remaining dog in the van we were in was infected I lifted
heavy iron bar to take drastic action.

2011-07-03 18:10:40
peteum: Then virus infected pet dogs whose heads pulsated with white squid
entities as they turned zombie.

2011-07-03 18:09:06
peteum: Dreamt my pc got virus that produced pop-ups in bold retro-tech
colour/font schemes that openly mocked you.

2011-07-03 17:58:15
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw never used it cos some of the hats went with
the hiss. A dullifying button settings A-C.

2011-07-03 17:51:29
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw dolby was always “dobbley” to us.

2011-07-03 17:49:55
peteum: @oscillatordrift anyway, shut up about desserts, you’re making me
look like an idiot.

2011-07-03 17:46:56
peteum: @oscillatordrift although tbh I can’t make desserts, but it riles
me with the mains…

2011-07-03 17:32:00
peteum: @oscillatordrift worse thing is naff chefs perceived skill is used
to preserve hierarchy. Power has naff, false base!

2011-07-03 17:26:04
peteum: @oscillatordrift period puds naffness like Bucks Fizz or something.

2011-07-03 17:21:22
peteum: @oscillatordrift strictly speaking its just what my pudding snob
values deem naff sweets but whipped cream, sponge, fruit, choc custard etc.

2011-07-02 22:17:48
peteum: Oh shit Xmas 2010 video! Another classic!

2011-07-02 15:39:49
peteum: RT @iansteadman: Zizek: “Can I make a point, one of sexual
offense… Though not like that, Julian.” #fcwiki

2011-07-02 15:19:08
peteum: @oscillatordrift Copies of the legendary SL001 left?

2011-07-02 15:15:53
peteum: I’m helping to carry a load of pot plants into someone’s fucking
posh new house.

2011-07-02 13:47:19
peteum: @oscillatordrift I didn’t think so, but… it was on the gagarin
rekkid + hot chip comp cd..

2011-07-02 12:39:20
peteum: RT @WestsideMoira: Winnie da Pooh shud well drop kick Piglet cos
him a moanin little raaasclaat pork scratchin an ting #moiravex

2011-07-02 07:49:32
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Leon: an Egyptian told me that the biggest
mistake Mubarak made was to shut down the Internet because people had to
…

2011-07-02 07:45:02
peteum: RT @Folder_Rock: I know the only time you hear from me is when the
Country Teasers are in town but you’re not answering your phone and I …

2011-07-02 07:31:13
peteum: @oscillatordrift but its been on 2 physical products since the SL
heyday svengali! Should have asked tho. Did I ask?

2011-07-01 19:04:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz Bless you you decadent opera-spunking hyperbolist you.

2011-07-01 18:08:36
peteum: @JudeClarke st Matthews. Fucking pizza & salad stall. 3 pieces
left.

2011-07-01 17:45:19
peteum: I’m helping at a fucking school fete.

2011-07-01 15:21:45
peteum: Musicians, any thoughts on me signing this, bearing in mind that i
struggle to give a fuck about this kind of thing? http://t.co/9mesh5e

2011-07-01 15:02:49
peteum: RT @WFMU: WAY too much detail on the location behind Neil Young’s
“After the Gold Rush” LP Cover http://bit.ly/lJAp7W

2011-07-01 12:40:49
peteum: @Laica23 Not a literal dog. Shit is real tho yo.

2011-07-01 10:42:09
peteum: Throwing shit for the dog.

2011-07-01 07:58:02
peteum: RT @BruceLaBruce: The royal couple smokescreen continues 2 work:
major news coverage of their irrelevant trip 2 Canada; none of the 3/4 …

2011-07-01 07:48:02
peteum: @50quidsoundboy @eliasbland shrinking all the time!

2011-06-30 15:12:34
peteum: RT @DeanVipond: Public sector workers are greedy? If you’re driven
by greed, you don’t get into teaching, it’s a simple as that.

2011-06-30 07:02:36
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You didn’t did ya?

2011-06-29 15:25:17
peteum: @arthurCRS “Was thinking of popping round at about 3.15 if you’ll
be in and you still are up for sorting those dates out”

2011-06-29 15:22:48
peteum: @arthurCRS That’s exactly the kind of text I get back from my
brother when I send him a msg asking something specific such as:

2011-06-29 12:42:28
peteum: RT @neverfadingwood: Toby Young on Johann Hari. Pot. Kettle. Cunt.

http://is.gd/K7qsyP

2011-06-29 12:41:32
peteum: @zone_styx I like this idea. Your spambot pal. Yeah what does
happen if u follow, start a conversation etc?

2011-06-28 14:55:32
peteum: Not sure about the guarantee, obviously. Potentially mindblowing at
best.

2011-06-28 14:52:06
peteum: Some Um in the mix here: cz.44: guaranteed to blow your mind:
http://t.co/4roJaWI via @AddThis

2011-06-28 12:57:35
peteum: After the co-op, the serenity of my new surroundings still seems
remarkable. Saw the world’s calmest arrest earlier.

2011-06-28 12:24:26
peteum: It’s clearly going to rain so I’ve no idea why it feels the need to
be so ominous about it.

2011-06-28 12:22:45
peteum: RT @domfox: Nervously I await the verdict of this man, on whom the
livelihood of dozens of citrus producers depends. “Yes”, he says. #in …

2011-06-28 12:14:54
peteum: RT @isaby: I was struggling to comprehend Mr Bruno. The former
boxer clearly sensed this as he queried: “You know what I mean, Hari?” #i
…

2011-06-28 11:03:55
peteum: @arthurCRS These was a figurative wilderness Arthur. As were the
shoelaces. Only I was real. Real as hell yo.

2011-06-28 10:05:16
peteum: It’s a hell of a relief to be properly laced again though. I was
really in the wilderness for a while there.

2011-06-28 09:52:38
peteum: Obviously I’m tweeting about shoelaces now but this is more of a
metatweet.

2011-06-28 09:51:43
peteum: Had to stop myself tweeting about shoelaces yesterday. I was going
to do it ironically, like “new laces – GET IN!” but still…

2011-06-28 07:24:42
peteum: Think my son enjoyed Glastonbury but appears to be pleased to be
reunited with plumbing and his Clive Tyldesley game.

2011-06-28 07:00:30
peteum: @oscillatordrift @NOCHEXXX I did. Not listened yet tho…

2011-06-27 23:33:10
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2ICbb

2011-06-27 21:58:16
peteum: @NOCHEXXX What did I just download?

2011-06-27 21:29:05
peteum: Well, my son’s seen U2 live. Pretty weird. Apparently they were
“alright”. Probably playing cards close to chest there though.

2011-06-27 19:29:08
peteum: RT @Folder_Rock: I do a thing where i sing and dance with my
computer. I had a pretty good following but i was like “fuck this town” and
…

2011-06-27 19:18:36
peteum: RT @Folder_Rock: Songs like “Funk the President” (the title pretty
much sums it up), are set to fresh, dissonant musical backdrops.

2011-06-27 14:58:38
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: NOCHEXXX – GOODIEPAL IN EXCELSIS MIXTAPE

http://t.co/8jcyKCR

2011-06-26 21:24:09
peteum: This is the Stevenage of the train.

2011-06-26 17:14:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @oscillatordrift good thread would read again etc

2011-06-26 15:29:40
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Al Jazeera: Egyptian Policeman sentenced to
death for killing 18 protesters during #Jan25 revolution.

2011-06-26 14:34:24
peteum: Who dares gets pissed.

2011-06-26 14:32:11
peteum: Feeling troubled in a hot street waiting for dissensus drinks.

2011-06-25 17:25:13
peteum: Portslade, Jewel of the South.

2011-06-25 17:24:27
peteum: I arrive, in cloudy Hove. I came by rail, I have not drove.

2011-06-25 17:19:55
peteum: This part of the rail network takes me back to the 80s. Pretty
weird. Shoreham will fuck with my head no doubt.

2011-06-25 17:10:41
peteum: Bunch of run-of-the-mill idiots discussing possible superhero
costumes for a party. A pious voice: “why don’t you go as a British
soldier?”

2011-06-25 16:56:02
peteum: Ah, gatwick airport. I don’t buy condoms anywhere else. Bizarrely
this is true. #imanaudioarchivistnotalover

2011-06-25 16:46:01
peteum: After the soul-saving tips, the world’s loudest game of
I-fucking-Spy.

2011-06-25 16:40:01
peteum: It seems I am carrying 4 separate recording devices. Had two going
within about 5 seconds of his croaky sermon’s commencement.

2011-06-25 16:37:05
peteum: Stopped recording before the botherer finished up with
“blahblahblah in Jesus Christ. Thankyou so much.

2011-06-25 16:34:37
peteum: Raster noton loos, that should say. The ones in The Free Press.

2011-06-25 16:33:11
peteum: Audioboo: raster noton Lois/religious maniac http://boo.fm/b396313

2011-06-25 16:16:42
peteum: @fritzbogott @kekw @peteum ask the Sage of Yeovil lol!

2011-06-25 14:55:53
peteum: Loathe harping on about @kekw’s location but love the fact that the
5th world was invented in Yeovil.

2011-06-25 14:27:14
peteum: Prefer the smell of piss to that young lady’s voice though. How the
banal delights her! Ok, shut up.

2011-06-25 14:24:26
peteum: Forgot my headphones. Mind you, it’ll be school reunion styles
later so must find my tolerant self.

2011-06-25 14:21:14
peteum: On crowded train headed for mate’s 40th in Brighton.
Must…rein…in…misanthropy…

2011-06-25 09:41:15
peteum: @badtimingnights Thanks BT. Having some self-loathing moments with
my design skillz here.

2011-06-25 09:03:06
peteum: RT @DaveHolmes: As we celebrate tonight, let’s spare a warm thought
for our opponents, who lost absolutely nothing.

2011-06-25 09:01:48
peteum: RT @kpunk99: BBC’s Glastonbury coverage is like one long,
multi-channel update of the Emperor’s New Clothes. Everything is
‘brilliant’, …

2011-06-25 09:00:36
peteum: RT @kpunk99: What in the 50s or the early 70s can compare with this
PR-hyped conformity?

2011-06-24 20:49:12
peteum: Qwerty pop

2011-06-24 15:26:52
peteum: How do you write in a circle in Photoshop 7 ffs? This dosn’t work

http://t.co/tCIaesS

2011-06-24 15:01:06
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Gz32

2011-06-23 14:52:52
peteum: Aspergers at the museum of zoology. Stuck at the insects.

2011-06-22 21:48:45
peteum: @fritzbogott Unusual combo, surely?

2011-06-22 17:17:07
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2GHUw

2011-06-22 14:48:11
peteum: @arthurCRS For the best, perhaps.

2011-06-22 14:34:23
peteum: @arthurCRS Zig-a-zig-ah?

2011-06-22 14:25:02
peteum: @arthurCRS Agreed. Spice Girls didn’t go nearly far enough, IMO

2011-06-22 14:13:32
peteum: @arthurCRS GG never seems to making much sense to me to be honest.

2011-06-21 09:23:55
peteum: @arthurCRS horrible histories is dope.

2011-06-21 09:23:07
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @MaxTundra this was run up the flagpole, certainly
salutable…

2011-06-21 18:34:02
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Fx6P

2011-06-20 22:18:04
peteum: @Filotto Sorry. I am being rude. Well done for getting into print!
We should meet up sometime. It would be weird, in a good way.

2011-06-20 21:56:33
peteum: May Ball-ache. Still, it’s pissing down.

2011-06-20 21:51:40
peteum: To me there’s just something ominously wrong with seeing U2 &
Coldplay headlining the bill on consecutive nights all these years later.

2011-06-20 21:49:39
peteum: First Glastonbury I went to was probably 89. Suede shoes, no coat,
£20-odd, no tent. Still middle-class, but fuckit.

2011-06-20 21:45:46
peteum: @Filotto Possibly, but personally i think you peaked circa ‘86.
Guess I was asking for it with the Nazis tho, huh?

2011-06-20 21:43:33
peteum: I don’t think I can tie this German New Wave thing up with my
festie remembrance, but it’s only because i’m a bit pissed.

2011-06-20 21:36:02
peteum: @Filotto I didn’t have Wilson. I had Wolf.

2011-06-20 21:35:03
peteum: @zone_styx I like the here-and-not-hereness of Twitter though,
silent conversation with ghosts in the ether…sort of.

2011-06-20 21:26:45
peteum: @zone_styx Hippiness is slippery, viral, can present no symptoms
etc. Suddenly, BAM! YOU WORSHIP ONLY NATURE.

2011-06-20 21:23:09
peteum: I was taught that New German Cinema addresses the hollowness of the
cultural year zero approach to the postwar period.

2011-06-20 21:20:06
peteum: @zone_styx please explain, man?

2011-06-20 21:10:53
peteum: I am not a hippy as such, but I have lived amongst them for many
years. I have become both hippier, and less hippyish.

2011-06-20 21:08:07
peteum: I have only looked at the website dedicated to the Treworgey Tree
Fayre of 1988 twice but both times been poleaxed by melancholy.

2011-06-20 21:05:28
peteum: Memories of festivals seems to be the only thing that provokes true
nostalgia in me, ov thee most profound & debilitating kind.

2011-06-20 20:59:57
peteum: My son’s off to Glastonbury tomorrow & I asked him who was playing
& he wasn’t sure so I checked lineup & I FEAR FOR THIS WORLD I REALLY DO.

2011-06-20 20:24:26
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Tennisn’t.

2011-06-20 20:17:57
peteum: RT @ProUnit: I am not @TheDoctorJoke #psyche

2011-06-20 20:14:34
peteum: You tap rota but your phone texts tits.

2011-06-20 12:41:45
peteum: “no.”

2011-06-20 12:41:22
peteum: Tenant A turns to Tenant B and says “I don’t like “____”, do you?”
B ruminates for a second & then with devastating matter-of-factness, says

2011-06-20 12:38:13
peteum: Gratifyingly, as I was just readjusting my teeth from their
“on-edge” setting as she left the room…

2011-06-20 12:35:04
peteum: But oh my gosh don’t she just know it. Insufferable.

2011-06-20 12:32:19
peteum: New member of staff is 24 yet staggeringly efficient, especially in
context of today’s unshaven hungoverness.

2011-06-20 12:28:37
peteum: @arthurCRS I appreciate that you’re tired Arthur, but if you don’t
have a shower now I’m afraid you’re going to miss Mencap.

2011-06-20 12:04:07
peteum: Cajoling skills not up to the job today, it would seem.

2011-06-20 09:52:18
peteum: Apparently, in their non-professional lives, my colleagues have
done this and that.

2011-06-20 09:03:59
peteum: Quick! Follow @TheDoctorJoke unless you’re medically stupid or
something.

2011-06-19 22:04:42
peteum: @LillyDigital Sure, but its a bit like having music suggested for
you by algorithms. I can find it myself!

2011-06-19 21:20:03
peteum: @LillyDigital also just see it as a bit untwitterly, i.e less
unmediated, less one to one.

2011-06-19 21:16:08
peteum: @LillyDigital I’m not unfollowing you, just the occasionally
semi-amusing people you choose to retweet!

2011-06-19 20:48:28
peteum: @LillyDigital uh, cos you just retweet other people! What’s the
point of that?

2011-06-19 17:34:06
peteum: @johnedenuk y’see, the head says yes, but your bad boy allure just
went out the window.

2011-06-19 13:08:08
peteum: Reading 70s cookbook.”artichokes stuffed with prawns is a very
attractive cold dish” http://t.co/S3kVao1

2011-06-19 12:50:59
peteum: @ekolad but, ignoring my feeble barbs he began a nuanced discourse
on the subtlety of Phil’s art. It were good.

2011-06-19 12:47:50
peteum: @ekolad I accused him of avoiding the league in @NOCHEXXX’s
collection cos of his own dark, floppy hair.

2011-06-19 12:43:14
peteum: @ekolad actually talking to @aridtrax about oakey is a treasured
half-memory.

2011-06-19 12:38:26
peteum: “bryan Adams with Mel c on heart, this is Jason donovan!” Here till
8 tonight.

2011-06-19 12:34:37
peteum: Jason donovan on heart fm wished me happy father’s day. It’s a
start, of sorts.

2011-06-19 12:31:16
peteum: @Laica23 electric dreams ftw

2011-06-19 12:20:25
peteum: Britain, land of an infinitude of mediocre samba bands.

2011-06-19 12:00:33
peteum: @ekolad I’m working on t’accent, lad.

2011-06-19 11:58:02
peteum: RT @WFMU: Apple files patent for mass disabling of iPhone cameras
at concerts. Not like governments would ever use it! http://t.co/1E9tLV2

2011-06-18 23:10:53
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Es5X

2011-06-18 21:11:23
peteum: RT @TheDoctorJoke: You should know the following. As a warning.
When the doctor joke begins it will be long. Oh, so very, very long.

2011-06-18 17:18:16
peteum: @Folder_Rock I used to have to assess every demo tape sent to a
small venue back in the 90s. This is taking me back for sure.

2011-06-18 15:16:14
peteum: RT @RichardJMurphy: Remember when teachers and nurses crashed the
stock market, wiped out banks, took billions in bonuses and paid no ta …

2011-06-17 08:09:16
peteum: @neverfadingwood Is there another way?

2011-06-17 07:35:25
peteum: @neverfadingwood cos his international reknown is right there on
the edge of my silly singing-over-tapes stage.

2011-06-17 07:08:00
peteum: Charlemagne Palestine busy unnerving Pete Um in Rotterdam.

http://twitpic.com/5co370

2011-06-17 19:21:41
peteum: Oh no wait it’s Andrew & Sarah lost the handle. Anne & Mark still
going strong.

2011-06-17 19:20:23
peteum: And then there were six Tennent’s Super glasses. & my 40 years of
The Welfare State mug is cracked, & the handle broke off the Anne & Mark.

2011-06-17 15:32:05
peteum: To run away from us, is all that Annie Lennox can do.

2011-06-16 21:29:59
peteum: A Few Rules For Exercises http://post.ly/2E0Oi

2011-06-15 20:26:35
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Tomorrow (June 16) marks 6 months Julian Assange has
spent under house arrest without charge.

2011-06-15 17:35:53
peteum: @neverfadingwood Thanks man. Found the “Bees” track I was minded of
the other day. http://t.co/LQb0pK2

2011-06-15 17:14:30
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2DYHC

2011-06-14 12:40:00
peteum: @MassEmits even dealing with the Virgin engineer was some crass
Kafkaesque nonsense.

2011-06-14 12:37:49
peteum: @MassEmits but promised my son digital extras when we got a flat.
Weird experience to jack back in again.

2011-06-14 12:34:55
peteum: @MassEmits and the creeping unthinking totalitarian cheerleading
etc etc. I lost the box when the analog signal went…

2011-06-14 12:00:50
peteum: This pretend-lesbians meme is comedy gold.

2011-06-14 11:53:47
peteum: @MassEmits Yeah I get that. Don’t leave it too long, it’s
unhingeing.

2011-06-14 11:52:59
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: The girl in the pink has just come back from her
first gender studies tutorial http://t.co/7dmjdYv

2011-06-14 08:56:25
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2D1gH

2011-06-13 12:55:40
peteum: …of paint”. Anyway, better get on with it.

2011-06-13 12:55:14
peteum: First randomized track is by Pete Um, my remix for Xylitol, which
begins with the mocking sample “my practice is definitely the language…

2011-06-13 12:53:39
peteum: Finally getting my shabby hungover arse to begin the paint job at
2PM, after spending 40 mins building an epic playlist for the task.

2011-06-13 12:09:53
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Chwf

2011-06-13 10:55:52
peteum: Got to go and buy paint but can take Wire-related questions
thereafter.

2011-06-13 10:54:51
peteum: @johnedenuk Trust you’re familiar with the text…

2011-06-13 10:54:20
peteum: @johnedenuk Yup.

2011-06-13 10:52:26
peteum: @ekolad Personally I work quite hard at my fragmented ephemera so
I’d take that as a compliment.

2011-06-13 10:50:32
peteum: @ekolad “at times ephemeral and fragmented” + lots of nice things!

2011-06-13 10:44:10
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @kekw @ekolad You SW buggers pretty much owning pages
48-49 of the new Wire, yeah?

2011-06-13 08:32:38
peteum: Homebase or back to bed? http://post.ly/2CeF6

2011-06-13 22:41:56
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Csd3

2011-06-13 21:01:14
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2Cr4j

2011-06-13 20:50:01
peteum: Well I made a right tits-up of that painting job.

2011-06-13 20:49:35
peteum: RT @KERMlT: If you’ve ever answered a question with, “Google it.”
Go fuck yourself.

2011-06-13 20:08:59
peteum: RT @agthompson: And as to this ridiculous comparison between
bankers and the unemployed: benefit fraud: £1bn. tax dodging: £15-120bn.
ba …

2011-06-13 18:57:19
peteum: Well, when you hear Felix Kubin doing the Swell Maps’ Bandits One
Five, you can blame me if the lyrics are wrong, which they probably are.

2011-06-13 18:28:59
peteum: Another pointless interview on Channel 4 News then.

2011-06-13 16:57:11
peteum: My loathing for the capitalist model has been ratcheted up a notch
since spending 40 quid in Homebase this afternoon.

2011-06-12 22:24:13
peteum: Baubs Pix http://post.ly/2CVVF

2011-06-12 22:19:51
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2CVRI

2011-06-12 22:11:04
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2CVKk

2011-06-12 22:10:41
peteum: @BenTOGM DM yr address. Its a bit CD-R/7″/cassette tho…?

2011-06-12 21:57:40
peteum: @BenTOGM Depends what yr after, he said, shiftily…

2011-06-12 21:57:05
peteum: @BenTOGM That’s the track that references its own “horrible drums”
so I can’t tell whether you’re kidding or not… all grist…

2011-06-12 21:51:10
peteum: Shit, didn’t realise I was broadcasting here. You know how it is…

2011-06-12 21:48:21
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2CUtq

2011-06-12 21:43:00
peteum: Posterous, I take it back. http://post.ly/2CUqI

2011-06-12 21:37:53
peteum: 2 tracks http://post.ly/2CUmu

2011-06-12 21:37:24
peteum: Untitled http://post.ly/2CUmc

2011-06-12 20:06:28
peteum: Watched Escape To Victory. Not quite as good as I remembered.

2011-06-12 16:13:25
peteum: Had to stir my 10 yr old son just before midday today.

2011-06-12 16:11:08
peteum: My brother’s gonna kill Lady Gaga with an icepick inna Trotsky
stylee & wear her corpse to the 2013 MTV awards, he says.

2011-06-12 15:51:58
peteum: Audioboo: Bob disses beyonce video. http://boo.fm/b383592

2011-06-12 14:15:05
peteum: Ha! Listening to Highway To Hell & some religious zealots call at
the door. They ask Bobby in his wife-beater whether he’s a believer.

2011-06-11 12:56:41
peteum: RT @AfricanProverbs: He has inserted a finger into the anus of the
monster. ~Meru Proverb #fb

2011-06-11 10:41:07
peteum: I should do more of that shit tho. It’s funny how it’ll always get
there, cos the web’s a big place…

2011-06-11 10:39:56
peteum: Getting lots of YouTube hate since Skream posted my video on his
Facebook. Could be a bit more focused, it’s true…

2011-06-11 10:19:10
peteum: Oh yeah, apparently I bear a striking resemblance to Brian May in
both appearance and manner. #Neverspeakofthisagain.

2011-06-11 09:41:36
peteum: Ah, I’m getting the hang of it now I think…

2011-06-11 09:34:26
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw the circle will be unbroken…

2011-06-11 09:32:17
peteum: How do you use one of these steam-fangled de-wallpapering
contraptions anyway? It doesn’t seem to be doing anything…

2011-06-11 09:20:30
peteum: @zone_styx It’s not tom, its me. My mum did amdram.

2011-06-11 09:10:29
peteum: @zone_styx …whilst ultimately respecting the art innit. I totally
applaud his musical director role or whatever…

2011-06-11 09:07:58
peteum: @zone_styx I think I’ve had this argument on here before, and some
DIY beckons as i say, but I struggle with the artifice a bit…

2011-06-11 09:00:38
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX Brenda’s Iron … talon?

2011-06-11 08:58:49
peteum: @zone_styx Waits is basically theatre though isn’t he? It’s not
real music…

2011-06-11 08:57:18
peteum: @zone_styx I knew that was coming, obviously. tempted to get into
some Waits fan-baiting but gotta strip wallpaper.

2011-06-11 08:55:29
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Which adage? “Don’t call me Alan, you freak?”

2011-06-11 08:52:21
peteum: @zone_styx Really? Might be a copy up there soon at £79 then…

2011-06-11 08:44:01
peteum: The other day someone repeatedly referred to me as “Alan”. Pretty
grim.

2011-06-11 06:52:36
peteum: I should be on the other Twitter where you tweet your dreams but I
forgot to switch my alarm off…

2011-06-11 06:44:27
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and the government is a euphemism
for elite bureaucrats protecting the interests of the rich.

2011-06-11 06:40:50
peteum: @Hot_Chip a return of the uninvited 80s involving raisins,
pineapple & green pepper, you feel me?

2011-06-10 22:04:24
peteum: Jo due in at Mike Leigh-esque family gathering with awkward bro
dropping Queen-based set on the midi system & mum’s hypnagogic rice salad.

2011-06-10 21:17:18
peteum: Still think that Ron Hardy set that @NOCHEXXX played me in the
kitchen is the best mix thing I’ve ever heard.

2011-06-10 21:14:58
peteum: Gotta love Darryl Pandy in this http://t.co/tqcEghr

2011-06-10 20:44:37
peteum: @ProUnit just going to leave my shit jokes about your wife’s
relatives being members of the animal kingdom I think…

2011-06-10 19:25:41
peteum: @ProUnit Where the hell did you get married?

2011-06-10 12:29:17
peteum: RT @seanrr1982: One of the greatest threats to Civil Liberties in
the UK is happening at Westminster Magistrates Court now. The criminal …

2011-06-10 09:58:34
peteum: Randomly at a David Attenborough book signing…

2011-06-10 08:46:32
peteum: Stopped getting Twitter notifications & emails on my phone at the
same time. Any ideas anyone?

2011-06-09 13:27:32
peteum: Ha! Loaf-loving tenant telling us Meat is “an old legend”.

2011-06-09 13:26:17
peteum: @kekw @badtimingnights nope, sorry. Strictly 2.5″ (?) A-drive
stylee round here…

2011-06-09 13:20:15
peteum: @DJ_Ohmygod the past is a foreign country…

2011-06-09 13:18:12
peteum: Now reading policy on abuse to more muted dead ringer for love…

2011-06-09 12:57:24
peteum: Have you ever tried to balance someone’s personal finance records
whilst bat out of bell plays at excessive volume? *hendrix voice* I have.

2011-06-09 11:57:24
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight: Ducktails + Julian Lynch + Big
Troubles, OESB special The Portland, http://bit.ly/k1ODjf http://bit.ly/jfJ
…

2011-06-09 19:10:30
peteum: RT @textpolygons: @badtimingnights since following you I realised
how much shit I’ve missed since moving here. Fuck!

2011-06-08 13:35:13
peteum: @neverfadingwood I wasn’t going for a likeness of any kind, to be
fair.

2011-06-08 12:39:06
peteum: @neverfadingwood And thankyou for your kindness…

2011-06-08 12:38:36
peteum: @neverfadingwood @chinstrapaudio He’s not an influence, I just
impersonate him:

2011-06-08 07:58:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood Awlright! My dissertation on Laughing Franz was
marked “OK”.

2011-06-08 07:15:00
peteum: @neverfadingwood “slept, awoke, slept, awoke… miserable life” –
from Kafka’s diaries.

2011-06-08 07:13:39
peteum: RT @unslugged: lulz RT @madeupstats: Every day, Britain throws away
sufficient food to feed an American.

2011-06-08 07:12:26
peteum: RT @wowser: When Pret or Innocent sack people they probably send a
letter that reads “Oops! We have to let you go. Awkward, isn’t it?”

2011-06-07 15:38:34
peteum: Bollocks. Bought a Library record. Forgot the paracetamol.

2011-06-07 11:32:42
peteum: Forgive me Lord I erroneously assumed my neighbours had stolen my
clothes pegs.

2011-06-07 09:56:08
peteum: Shit I’m coughing like the landlord of the Six Bells who Bob calls
Geoff Hound…

2011-06-06 20:46:41
peteum: @MaxTundra Thanks man. Feeling pretty Sir Nosey right now, in more
senses than one… oh yeah the MZ-B100 saved my ass in Holland, ta!

2011-06-06 19:30:26
peteum: RT @andywarholsays: It’s impossible to carry with you a movie
camera, a tape recorder, and a still camera at the same time. I wish I cou
…

2011-06-06 19:12:36
peteum: @JudeClarke You suspect someone somewhere said “let’s, you know,
sex this up a bit…” and then whatserface was the 4th choice.

2011-06-06 19:08:46
peteum: @JudeClarke Sexualisation of children – let’s ask a business leader
and an idiot the way forward.

2011-06-06 19:07:08
peteum: @JudeClarke I was sat alone in my flat, gesticulating and making
scornful exclamations.

2011-06-06 07:19:24
peteum: Pete Um is SICK.

2011-06-06 07:18:37
peteum: @oscillatordrift Hard Times still a staple of my
rare-as-rocking-horse-shit DJ appearances. Lo Recs matey gave me that idea
tho at a BT…

2011-06-05 19:04:32
peteum: @Laica23 yeah its topsy-turvy. As long as I’m not feeling too
existential or politically disenfranchised its fine.

2011-06-05 18:49:51
peteum: @Laica23 I suspect it’s a punishment for liking weird music or
something.

2011-06-05 18:43:00
peteum: @Laica23 found it. Forgot it was a DM. Will have a listen when I’m
not watching The Royal for money.

2011-06-05 18:32:10
peteum: @Laica23 uh…vague recall but I can’t find it now…sorry, brain
like a sieve etc…

2011-06-05 18:26:52
peteum: @Laica23 I hope I don’t resemble whichever cunt out of Hale & Pace
this weak-minded tosh features.

2011-06-05 18:18:52
peteum: Wow, The Royal is pretty edgy hey?

2011-06-05 16:59:17
peteum: Mill Rd on local news. Saw Gees fleetingly. Now homunculus
weatherman Matt Taylor on about rain.

2011-06-05 16:54:11
peteum: RT @geetadayal: RIP Martin Rushent, genius producer of the Human
League. So sad. Spinning the League Unlimited Orchestra ‘Love and Danci …

2011-06-05 16:18:36
peteum: Old-fashioned drug quantification by weight was vastly less fuss
and bother. Meddling bureaucrats!

2011-06-05 16:07:48
peteum: PRN.

2011-06-05 13:48:58
peteum: Audioboo: voice recognition software http://boo.fm/b376801

2011-06-05 13:23:29
peteum: Helped him pack up too. I asked if couples ever bought them. All
the time apparently.

2011-06-05 13:20:32
peteum: You know you’re pissed when you randomly end up hanging out with a
guy selling Mexican wrestling masks. Sold him beer even.

2011-06-05 13:18:26
peteum: Fairly drunken day for a supposedly “quiet” Strawberry Fair for me.
Working till half 8 today, so that’ll teach me. Perhaps.

2011-06-04 22:09:39
peteum: @kekw VG+! Such a lovely tune…

2011-06-04 21:31:48
peteum: @FarmerGlitch drawing a discrete veil over that possibility…

2011-06-04 21:29:47
peteum: @badtimingnights Ours a bit of a hectic ‘n’ fleeting Fair otherwise
I’d have paged ya #h

2011-06-04 21:19:52
peteum: @FarmerGlitch Been every year since 1990 I think. We may have
queued for the loos together or something…

2011-06-04 21:17:04
peteum: Oh yeah, and MUTE008, which prompted Jo to wonder whether it might
have had an influence on the Pet Shop Boys.

2011-06-04 21:11:29
peteum: That last for @kekw

2011-06-04 21:11:01
peteum: Just back from Strawberry Fair. Bit drunk. Bought some records.
Got: VS252, PS40036,OLR003,BLP2027,TUFLP0561,FAC302/7,GMS024.

2011-06-03 13:28:19
peteum: @neverfadingwood More buzzy stuff. This is at least 10 years old
mind.

http://soundcloud.com/peteum/an-address-to-god-with-wasps

2011-06-03 13:02:58
peteum: @neverfadingwood

http://peteum.tumblr.com/post/6140674659/bee-tended-by-pete-um-for-my-man-in-krakow

2011-06-03 13:00:48
peteum: @neverfadingwood Can’t find “Bees”, but put up “Bee-Tended”.

2011-06-03 12:55:09
peteum: @Laica23 Don’t make me watch Doctors. Especially not for 20 minutes
only to disagree.

2011-06-03 12:50:33
peteum: @neverfadingwood First one might be, and I could upload Bees…

2011-06-03 12:36:22
peteum: @neverfadingwood I had one called “An Address To God, With Wasps In
My Room”. And one called “Bees”. But then I have lots of songs.

2011-06-03 12:30:42
peteum: Ah Shitcluster, always different, always the same. And pretty good
at either speed.

2011-06-03 12:14:32
peteum: Peerless day, what?

2011-06-03 12:13:54
peteum: @JudeClarke You’re wasted in childcare. Actually, I can relate to
that.

2011-06-03 12:13:06
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: @peteum Wasperating syzzztems

2011-06-03 12:10:29
peteum: Little tip: tweet mainly about wasps for more followers. Or maybe
operating systems.

2011-06-03 11:20:08
peteum: You know you’re getting old when you prefer doing the fiddly bits
of a paint job.

2011-06-03 11:18:13
peteum: Should point out I am profoundly ungeeky which is probably why I am
unaware of whoever & before you waste good coding jokes on me.

2011-06-03 11:05:01
peteum: RT @50quidsoundboy: @peteum “there are 10 types of people in this
world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t”

2011-06-03 11:04:56
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum Must be. ‘There are 10 types of
people in the world — those that understand binary and those that don’t’
etc.

2011-06-03 11:04:04
peteum: @arthurCRS yeah someone should animate xkcd.

2011-06-03 11:02:56
peteum: @ergophizmiz nearby Lolworth always makes me laugh…

2011-06-03 10:54:48
peteum: That’s a niche market surely, for conferences and such. I would
like to see an animated cartoon anyway.

2011-06-03 10:48:49
peteum: Are there any comedians whose material requires an understanding of
computer programming?

2011-06-03 10:44:41
peteum: Yeah my phone really wanted it to be Windows to wasps. It knew.

2011-06-03 10:03:03
peteum: Nobel Prize for the person who explains windows to wasps.

2011-06-03 09:59:29
peteum: @IsleOfTea @ergophizmiz not that but I know all about that too…

2011-06-03 09:57:52
peteum: Might be the fumes actually.

2011-06-03 09:54:03
peteum: I’m painting a skirting board, pretty hungover, but my soul is
bobbing in tonic.

2011-06-03 09:51:32
peteum: Doing gigs really cleans my pipes somehow. Always surprises me.

2011-06-03 21:59:52
peteum: @serafinowicz #PSQA Why is death cool?

2011-06-03 19:58:33
peteum: @Hot_Chip
http://documentarystorm.com/the-strangest-village-in-britain/ As I say,
Barry = mine. Cos he’s basically me. My gf wet pure urine.

2011-06-03 19:53:57
peteum: @zone_styx That’s my life. Abandoned beers, slutty books, old
backward girls…

2011-06-03 19:38:23
peteum: @zone_styx @LowQuay You’re making me want: to watch The Shining
again/beer.

2011-06-03 19:26:31
peteum: What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26? Oh no, wait…

2011-06-03 17:39:07
peteum: @kekw ha! LOL

2011-06-03 17:38:14
peteum: @Hot_Chip I’ll send you a link when I get out of this field. Bagsie
Barry tho!

2011-06-03 16:46:19
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum it’s from a 4cd set of recordings of ‘the
supernatural’ I have recently taken some samples from it myself, Mat Stee
…

2011-06-03 16:46:06
peteum: @Hot_Chip I thought it was Felix, but apparently not…

2011-06-03 16:03:17
peteum: My theory is that the sampled female voice on the one track on
Manitutshu is taken from the documentary about the village of Botton.

2011-06-03 15:58:36
peteum: Bee crashing into a window repeatedly in one room and Mark Fell in
another. Something needs to give.

2011-06-03 15:53:08
peteum: Following earlier insect-themed tweets – now being perturbed by
window-perplexed bee that can only have escaped from a zoo…

2011-06-03 14:34:46
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and I keep Africa nice and
impoverished, for contrast! To keep you conscious of how comfortable you
are.

2011-06-02 23:54:08
peteum: @HughesRich Oh. Well where the hell was my hello/discussion
concerning length of songs etc?

2011-06-02 18:38:34
peteum: Main St, Chinton. Pretty swag.

2011-06-02 14:40:37
peteum: Ha, grey-haired lady on the train with a novel and a can of Stella.

2011-06-02 14:35:18
peteum: March, home of SEX.

2011-06-02 13:34:59
peteum: Ah ok don’t dare aspergers to get wet in the fountain…

2011-06-02 12:02:35
peteum: @badtimingnights ah, I getcha.

2011-06-02 11:33:48
peteum: Big up @badtimingnights with the jokes I get half of…

2011-06-02 11:19:12
peteum: Westgate arcade, Peterborough, outside Card Factory. Now playing:
“Hot Stuff”, Donna Summer.

2011-06-02 07:18:40
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Sunburned Hand of the Man play 1 of 2 UK
shows, 1st in 3 years tmw at Romsey Labour Club, Cambridge. £5 door ONLY.
…

2011-06-02 07:17:21
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and I open up markets everywhere,
even in the middle of your fucking head.

2011-06-01 17:14:22
peteum: Overheard conversation on Twitter suggests 5 folk going to sea with
sunburnt handyman…

2011-06-01 15:36:22
peteum: @JimBowers9 I can’t believe you set up this whole thing just to
make that gag…

2011-06-01 14:14:07
peteum: @JimBowers9 Ah, mighty Setchey, rumoured subject of Beck’s 1996 hit
“Where It’s At”. We are as brothers, therefore.

2011-06-01 12:36:05
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Bunker Records story

http://www.zero-inch.com/blog/The_Bunker_Records_Story_gl03/14020

2011-06-01 12:21:17
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: RT @badtimingnights: Sunburned Hand of the Man
play tmw at Romsey Labour Club, Cambridge. £5 door ONLY. Pete UM + …

2011-06-01 09:36:05
peteum: Mainly working in the medium of magnolia emulsion today…

2011-05-31 20:34:20
peteum: Hi i’m peter william jihmj

2011-05-31 20:33:16
peteum: hi im peter

2011-05-31 18:58:38
peteum: RT @Cirincione: Germany to phase out by 2020; Swiss by 2034.
Nuclear power to be replaced by efficiency and green power. This is big.

2011-05-31 18:56:46
peteum: RT @dawnhfoster: I still think people in gated communities
shouldn’t be allowed into our un-gated communities.

2011-05-31 13:37:14
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Sunburned Hand of the Man, Mr. Pete Um and The
Doozer play Cambridge this Thursday, this’ll be fun http://on.fb.me/iQmu6P

2011-05-31 11:57:17
peteum: @peteum Fuckin’ Mouse!

2011-05-31 10:48:09
peteum: RT @LILINTERNET:
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…

2011-05-31 09:49:33
peteum: Anyway, computer needed for clinical logs or somesuch.

2011-05-31 09:48:12
peteum: & then I think the odds are a bit wrong so I cast an eye over his
luggage, & on one bright red suitcase it says “Palestine”.

2011-05-31 09:46:46
peteum: & despite it being the wrong day & wrong country & not knowing what
Charlemagne Palestine looks like, I immediately assume it’s him.

2011-05-31 09:45:42
peteum: So yeah it was funny cos we get to Brussels on the Friday & on the
platform there’s this flamboyant older dude + wife…

2011-05-31 09:41:46
peteum: @badtimingnights I remember the 90s Jo. It’s just a bit sketchy
after about 2006…

2011-05-31 09:40:46
peteum: @badtimingnights Yeah Wout & Johnny were our
paymasters/hosts/general awesome dudes as per.

2011-05-31 09:38:26
peteum: @mrtimmitchell Ah, yes. i suppose so. Had a different Europe in
mind…

2011-05-31 09:36:08
peteum: @JimBowers9 Great! I feel we’re really building a connection
here…

2011-05-31 09:23:23
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: NOCHEXXX @ STOWFEST http://nochexxx.tumblr.com/

2011-05-31 09:21:29
peteum: That last tweet a little revenge attack carried out by my
girlfriend on behalf of @NOCHEXXX

2011-05-31 09:18:45
peteum: @fritzbogott she wishes…

2011-05-30 11:04:20
peteum: RT @Peston: Don’t you love that governor of Bank of England claimed
£26 for senior railcard on expenses

2011-05-30 22:02:42
peteum: Hi everyone, my name is Pete.

2011-05-30 20:54:28
peteum: @JimBowers9 Hi!

2011-05-29 19:37:45
peteum: That last tweet @badtimingnights had no bloody sleep + strongbow…

2011-05-29 19:35:48
peteum: Mr Palestine sat at my feet, the bastard. Minidisc refused to power
up in den haag. It was good tho! Dave was good! Dancing Dutch.

2011-05-29 18:17:09
peteum: We are back on the internet.

2011-05-27 06:18:57
peteum: Coffee, or the train? Coffee, it would seem. #uptight

2011-05-27 06:12:51
peteum: Jo hit the chic baggage checker in the face with her coat & a
larger lady with a strict face told us where the back of the queue was.

2011-05-27 05:25:08
peteum: Ticket man in Cambridge comically resentful of her lack of fluent
English. Tutting, sighing, shaking head etc.

2011-05-27 05:21:12
peteum: French lady getting short shrift at the ticket counter in sharp
contrast to our personal experience of lingual obstacles later I hope.

2011-05-27 03:48:41
peteum: Vegan bitch put soya in my tea!

2011-05-27 03:47:48
peteum: Hi!

2011-05-26 21:27:15
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX Last time I played Den Haag it was only Wout’s
Port that got me onstage & then a naked lady danced… but cheers!

2011-05-26 20:27:57
peteum: @NOCHEXXX we’ll be cool man. You got your passport?

2011-05-26 19:49:47
peteum: Could look at it as a headline slot, if I took a massive dose of
Kid-Yourself.

2011-05-26 19:48:05
peteum: “You’ll have to pace yourself” says the Mouse. Well, quite.

2011-05-26 19:47:26
peteum: Oh yeah, 2 in the morning will do me fine. “You’re going on after
Charlemagne Palestine”

2011-05-26 19:46:07
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and in my society, creative
people who like to express themselves in non-economically productive terms
…

2011-05-26 17:29:52
peteum: @JudeClarke Jude, Life is The Gig, yeah?

2011-05-26 17:25:38
peteum: But, as I say, the discs…

2011-05-26 17:25:04
peteum: And this time I will have Nochexxx & The Mouse to distract me but I
am packing a spare battery for my Android.

2011-05-26 17:23:44
peteum: I wish there’d been Twitter when I played Europe before, travelled
alone & could have shared the jokes.

2011-05-26 17:22:33
peteum: Plus there’s that other gig. I am in a real fucking hurry to fiddle
with discs but someone RT it!

2011-05-26 17:21:34
peteum: If you’re in Rotterdam come to my thing but if by chance yr in East
Anglia go to Bad Timing for the psych-strang-chug horizon-munching…

2011-05-26 17:19:31
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Flower/Campbell + Lunar Mervin play The
Portland, Cambridge, Sat 28th, doors 8:30pm. Tickets: http://www.wegotticke
…

2011-05-26 17:19:26
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: BT Sat 28th: Mick Flower/Neil Campbell duo
(Vibracathedral Orchestra, Flower-Corsano Duo, Astral Social Club) Full
…

2011-05-26 08:40:34
peteum: @MinutestoLive yeah but I might tag a photo of my son with my ex’s
name so she gets to see it, or a friend’s kid similarly…

2011-05-26 17:19:06
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum Bought a cassette rack in Sally Ann
and ‘Boys of Summer’ came on.

2011-05-26 17:17:24
peteum: @badtimingnights He. Didn’t get to finish that last one. Yeah, I
was left there, wondering what the Gods were expecting me to do…

2011-05-26 15:47:30
peteum: @badtimingnights I was, sorry.

2011-05-26 15:47:05
peteum: @badtimingnights other day u was deliberating whether to buy the
Mac’s Don’t Stop on 7″ & I left it & it came on the radio as I exited shop.

2011-05-26 15:43:52
peteum: @badtimingnights me & Jo had a concept about Henley’s life being
one long stretch of unbearable nostalgia…

2011-05-26 15:12:58
peteum: Now it’s the Dan. Might as well be James Ferraro watching Miami
Vice with a keytar up his arse.

2011-05-26 15:08:49
peteum: Roxy’s Slave To Love on Steve Wright On Radio 2. Well hypnagogic.

2011-05-26 14:43:25
peteum: RT @directoryofbunk: Sports Direct, Cambridge, has a massive
selection of Hertha BSC shorts.

2011-05-25 19:42:27
peteum: You cunts get Raptured? No timeline here…

2011-05-25 19:40:48
peteum: @oscillatordrift Personally this kind of thing leaves me trapped
between the poles of knowing answer is wrong/not knowing right answer…

2011-05-25 19:35:32
peteum: No timeline.

2011-05-25 19:07:16
peteum: @oscillatordrift the thing about the guy not being tall enough sort
of is. Not had feedback from Syd yet though…

2011-05-25 19:06:34
peteum: @oscillatordrift I think that was my first attempt at an answer
too. But not in the style of infuriating brainteaser solutions, whereas…

2011-05-25 15:07:57
peteum: Missing mindisc player found. It was in a box. Relax Holland.

2011-05-25 08:05:35
peteum: The other crucial timing thing was that Pete & son had to leave by
8:40. Big thanks to all tho! I’m shit at this stuff…

2011-05-25 08:02:24
peteum: RT @h7dd3rs: @peteum yes. A comes back alone to give torch to C &
D, then B comes back alone to fetch A. Crucial that C & D cross togeth …

2011-05-25 08:02:16
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum I was once asked the bridge one with
U2 as the people crossing and their respective instruments as reasons …

2011-05-25 08:02:13
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum These are qs IT job interviewers use.
Wish I’d known from 10 they were as important as real IT stuff. The …

2011-05-25 07:58:05
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum they will not all get across, some will die,
this is human nature

2011-05-25 07:57:04
peteum: RT @h7dd3rs: @peteum you need to send A & B, send A back, then C &
D cross, B goes back then A & B cross again.

2011-05-25 07:56:26
peteum: @h7dd3rs Is this two at a time tho?

2011-05-25 07:55:15
peteum: How will they all cross before the bridge collapses?

2011-05-25 07:54:59
peteum: Only 2 people can cross at a time. “A” takes a minute to cross. “B”
takes 2 mins, “C” takes 5 mins and “D” takes 10 mins.

2011-05-25 07:54:32
peteum: To be clear: A bridge will collapse in 17 minutes. 4 people want to
cross before it collapses. It is a dark night & there’s 1 torch only.

2011-05-25 07:41:04
peteum: RT @suttonco: @peteum We have had to settle for just getting shoes
on. Sorry.

2011-05-25 07:40:53
peteum: RT @cowsarejustfood: @peteum he’s not tall enough to reach the ten
button. used to love this shit as a kid.

2011-05-25 07:40:42
peteum: RT @CambridgeFrames: @peteum The man in the lift: he’s too short so
he can reach the lift buttons for the lowers floors but not the top …

2011-05-25 07:40:02
peteum: Gotta go but if you have to bring the torch to & fro the numbers
don’t add up…

2011-05-25 07:35:19
peteum: We can only think that A goes with D and shines torch back across
the bridge…

2011-05-25 07:34:19
peteum: OK, thanks for the lift answers everybody! What about the bridge?

2011-05-25 07:30:50
peteum: What about the bridge one?!

2011-05-25 07:30:07
peteum: @suttonco Yeah know that one!

2011-05-25 07:28:57
peteum: @cowsarejustfood That’s quite good. We’re gonna go with that.
Thanks Cows!

2011-05-25 07:22:17
peteum: How will they all cross before the bridge collapses?

2011-05-25 07:21:51
peteum: Only 2 people can cross at a time. “A” takes a minute to cross. “B”
takes 2 mins, “C” takes 5 mins and “D” takes 10 mins.

2011-05-25 07:20:38
peteum: Here’s another: A bridge will collapse in 17 minutes. 4 people want
to cross before it collapses. It is a dark night & there’s 1 torch only.

2011-05-25 07:18:45
peteum: @johnedenuk It’s a brainteaser, which is probably why I’m having
trouble with it. Might have to run with the coffee thing

2011-05-25 07:14:53
peteum: We have to leave in about 15 mins…

2011-05-25 07:13:52
peteum: Yet every morning he only takes the elevator to the 7th floor &
walks up the stairs to the 10th floor, even when he is in a hurry. Why?

2011-05-25 07:12:35
peteum: Son’s homework, please help us cheat. A man works on the 10th floor
and always takes the elevator down to ground level at the end of the day

2011-05-24 12:07:44
peteum: Done so few gigs lately that even rehearsing A Last Blast didn’t
seem like a sad joke at my expense until about halfway through.

2011-05-24 12:04:42
peteum: Day after Den Haag in the dystopic Bunker Bunker or whatever it is,
where I’ll probably do acid and break both legs. #Iwon’tobviously

2011-05-24 12:01:00
peteum: 13 – 14 Pete UM
14 – 15 Charlemagne
Palestine
#nicelow-keysoundcheckthen

2011-05-24 18:34:38
peteum: @Hot_Chip XXL.

2011-05-24 09:10:05
peteum: Long ride to The Team Meeting That Wasn’t. #haplessness

2011-05-24 18:31:53
peteum: RT @Hot_Chip: RT @rootsmanuva: Dels featuring Joe (Hot Chip)
Goddard and Myself out now!!!! http://youtu.be/bgt6AhJ8FCw

2011-05-24 08:11:34
peteum: Fuck Dylan. Not Bob, but the guy at work who made me aware of the
team meeting.

2011-05-24 15:56:25
peteum: @cowsarejustfood America & its peoples can be surprisingly square.
Wouldn’t be the only hardcore punk who was a bit straight either…

2011-05-24 06:55:57
peteum: RT @LowQuay: I’d like Curtis to do the next BBC4 indie pop
documentary; seriously, the tone would be perfect… Let the horror
unfold…

2011-05-24 15:53:18
peteum: @harukoraharu Yeah I know Charlie out of Shitcluster a bit. Hoping
to see him again at the weekend.

2011-05-24 14:52:00
peteum: @cowsarejustfood I cheated, but yes.

2011-05-24 14:49:53
peteum: @harukoraharu Although tbh I wouldn’t have been able to quantify
its famousness exactly in degrees of famousness or whatever measurement etc

2011-05-24 14:48:10
peteum: @harukoraharu Yes.

2011-05-23 13:57:41
peteum: Twain on Heart.

2011-05-22 17:55:19
peteum: RT @tapebox: Tonight, Ryan’s Bar, Stoke Newington – Miss Hawaii and
Shex.

2011-05-22 15:32:11
peteum: RT @_Capitalism_: I am capitalism and to control society, just
control the way people see themselves by inventing a fucked up mirror cal
…

2011-05-22 13:01:12
peteum: @Thrifty_Vinyl good for beats, that one.

2011-05-21 12:54:06
peteum: @BrunoFatCat yeah good thanks! Stalled a bit with the DIY but the
flat is great!

2011-05-21 11:37:31
peteum: RT @InjusticeFacts: The richest 225 people in the world have as
much income as the world’s poorest 4 billion.

2011-05-21 07:04:18
peteum: Like business colleagues in a hotel. “good morning!”

2011-05-21 07:03:11
peteum: Is it because my son & I shared a room for so long that both of us
opening our adjoining bedroom doors at the exact same moment seems funny?

2011-05-20 12:46:26
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Please RT @BTi_Enquiries PSYCHIC ATTACK ON DAVID
WILLETTS, Sunday 23 May, 2am GMT. Details to follow.

2011-05-20 08:10:10
peteum: Right.

2011-05-20 21:56:20
peteum: @xahdroid I guess I might play mellow South African jazz in the
event but more likely it’d be Prince & shit like I did NYE 1999…

2011-05-20 21:17:48
peteum: Was contemplating the wisdom of haphazard drunken online vinyl
harvest in the light of the Rapture before twigging IT MAKES MORE SENSE.

2011-05-20 20:17:07
peteum: Audioboo: rowing advice http://boo.fm/b362342

2011-05-20 17:27:43
peteum: @kekw Indeed. I forsee a certain point tomorrow where all the
tenants are taken like Dorothy & I’m like, oh shit…

2011-05-20 16:52:53
peteum: Sosmix & halloumi burger coming up. Life pretty sweet apart from I
have to work thru The Rapture…

2011-05-20 16:50:04
peteum: Drinking beer outside the dole office. It is Grolsch on my
brother’s boat tho…

2011-05-20 14:28:29
peteum: @domfox The love of my life’s favourite puerile irrationalist
wankery, alas.

2011-05-19 20:52:55
peteum: @FarmerGlitch @Laica23 YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH DRUNK SCIENTISTS.

2011-05-19 16:02:01
peteum: @badtimingnights I was trying to explain to my hosts why that
line-up was amusing.

2011-05-19 15:40:09
peteum: So our main man Lunar Mervin, having just returned from Locust
Hunting on the Saudi Arabian peninsular has been… http://fb.me/zs1zT98e

2011-05-19 15:37:21
peteum: DE PLAYER presents
Who’s Afraid of Modern Opera
Late Night
Performance Event

Saturday 28 May 22:00 – 03:00… http://fb.me/yjsHT8X1

2011-05-19 15:35:05
peteum: PETE UM/NOCHEXXX/KASSEN/EGGBLOOD/OBSURIOSA -> DYSTOPIA IN DEN
HAAG…. http://fb.me/12byWYKWg

2011-05-19 11:58:01
peteum: @zone_styx & I know exactly what you mean!

2011-05-19 11:57:14
peteum: @zone_styx My son is ten & now sits grimly in front of Sky Sports
News waiting for Arsenal’s resurgence but I remember the BCLC days of yore

2011-05-19 10:40:01
peteum: @mushybees They did good covers. Think the first thing I heard by
them was “The Drum”. Blew my stupid teenage mind.

2011-05-19 10:35:54
peteum: Coffee is just meth for squares.

2011-05-19 10:32:34
peteum: I imagine the entire @normanrecords operation is trying to track
down my S/T Zomes LP in a Tora Bora stylee, right?

2011-05-19 10:30:04
peteum: @mushybees What group sounds most like Bongwater? There isn’t one.
We were Breaking No New Ground round here the other day…

2011-05-19 10:25:33
peteum: Found my Tascam MD-301, but I can’t find the CO2 digital converter.
Is it it true that you can record audio using solely analogue equipment?

2011-05-19 09:04:05
peteum: Listening Habits by The Doozer by DISSONANZE via #soundcloud

http://t.co/yqgIyxa

2011-05-19 09:00:24
peteum: Might have to be strictly vinyl + oddities. Tripel 004s, No
Pressure, the HomeRec split, Projector Records comp…

2011-05-19 08:57:55
peteum: Why would an nra. file be an invalid file format for Nero? Sorry
youngens no bumskippers today…

2011-05-19 08:54:22
peteum: Trying to get ready for the Netherlands. My cottage industry
infrastructure took some big hits when NATO took out my hard drive.

2011-05-19 08:51:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah whevs…

2011-05-19 08:14:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad no no no. The way it’s shot adds to the, uh,
critical distance. The conspicuous unreality. You’re invited to the joke…

2011-05-19 07:59:24
peteum: RT @deceitfulpie: going to see suede tonight

2011-05-19 07:58:13
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad & therefore capable of redeeming all sorts of
overcured ham from Rourke/Waits/Hopper, plus a brilliant soundtrack!

2011-05-19 07:56:19
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @ekolad Sadly he’s wrong and I’m right. It’s a sort of
meta teen flick, a kind of sincere pastiche.

2011-05-19 07:36:35
peteum: @NOCHEXXX great movie too

2011-05-19 07:35:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX ESSENTIAL.

2011-05-19 07:09:35
peteum: Still can’t believe that Bin Laden was listening to Tripel 004 in
those home videos.

2011-05-19 06:55:43
peteum: RT @LowQuay: … I guess I couldn’t imagine music was anything
other than pure, distilled essence. I thought Shakey really had just boug
…

2011-05-18 10:32:40
peteum: I understand Heraclitus’ concept of flux but I’ve definitely
painted this sodding gate twice.

2011-05-18 08:15:28
peteum: RT @TheBearJoke: http://t.co/riGz2rz

2011-05-18 08:15:00
peteum: Too many slept on @TheBearJoke …Bare jokes!

2011-05-18 08:13:24
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: If you missed @TheBearJoke you can get the full
text here: dave.marciablaine.com/thebearjoke.txt Amazing.

2011-05-18 20:44:48
peteum: @Laica23 @FarmerGlitch you heard it here first.

2011-05-18 19:12:09
peteum: Tonight, in a tongue-in-cheek homage to contemporary British
culture, I’m going to drink a bottle of wine and stare at the telly.

2011-05-17 21:02:35
peteum: Audioboo: ekolad on BCfm mentioning my curry http://boo.fm/b359597

2011-05-17 18:06:14
peteum: I hate the Royal Family but the Queen always looks dope.

2011-05-17 09:05:55
peteum: Finally got rid of my old UB40 collection. Not talking about the
band.

2011-05-16 09:34:25
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX Actually what about a birds-eye murder-victim
chalk outline of prone Dave, decks+mixer, plus discarded naked vinyl?

2011-05-16 09:30:29
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I’m getting a good photo op image of this…

2011-05-16 09:26:43
peteum: Jo dreamt she was blacking up Stephen Fry. Unfortunately I’m pretty
strong on the interpretation of dreams, #psychojokeslagmouse

2011-05-16 09:21:34
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX To be fair Dave’s usually pretty, uh, unsheathed
by that point too.

2011-05-15 19:27:14
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: Cor, Sunburned Hand of the Man playing Romsey
Labour Club in Cam in early June? Niiiice

2011-05-14 10:05:49
peteum: Gearing up for footie w/ syd, mouse, NOCHEXXX in the park. Some
dude delineating edge of picnic territory w/ wot, Serbian flags?

2011-05-14 09:20:38
peteum: @rich_rippin Genius.

2011-05-14 08:46:43
peteum: My Zomes LP & a proper nice gift from @suttonco finally arrived
together at the same time! http://twitpic.com/4xesv9

2011-05-13 19:20:21
peteum: Son is amused that: Alex Ferguson’s anagram name is SEX FUN GALORE

2011-05-13 08:19:37
peteum: Sore knee and S. Vega earworm combo. Off to paint a gate.

2011-05-13 08:18:58
peteum: RT @mapsadaisical: Come on, people. Let’s kill that fucking bear.

2011-05-13 08:18:44
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: soz, wot Xylitol said! @tapebox @peteum @bunnyhausen
“xylitol review in the new wire. p55.”

2011-05-13 08:16:32
peteum: @kekw Quite Sensational!! really…

2011-05-13 08:16:04
peteum: @kekw When I met my girlfriend & we discovered our shared origins &
mutual distaste for its nameless horror we bonded immediately 4 evah.

2011-05-13 08:11:58
peteum: @kekw Surrey is wretched.

2011-05-13 08:07:34
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: Shhhhhhhhh, it’s @TheBearJoke o’clock #ff

Category: Uncategorized | Tags: Tags: grist, hoarding pathology, pete um, TweetBackup, twitter

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05.13.11 - 09:06pm

Pointless, but…

2011-05-12 09:20:22
peteum: Going thru Setchey just outside Kings Lynn. Big up Setchey massive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68606431888277504

2011-05-11 20:00:43
peteum: @NOCHEXXX link!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68405194316189696

2011-05-11 08:22:01
peteum: Any recommendations for KL? (Kings Lynn not Kuala Lumpur – the two are often confused by international travellers).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68229361068802049

2011-05-11 08:20:05
peteum: Tomorrow my work takes me to Kings Lynn. Might tweet a bit if I get the chance, which is unlikely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68228873170599936

2011-05-11 08:18:32
peteum: Feel like a week’s suspended animation would be the best place to start.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68228482345345025

2011-05-11 08:17:43
peteum: Drifting into the arena of the unwell…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68228275276750848

2011-05-11 08:13:09
peteum: RT @kekw: HACKER FARM ALBUM-DROP ANNOUNCED VIA SHORTWAVE RADIO http://post.ly/21IoI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/68227127622909952

2011-05-10 13:13:35
peteum: @ekolad Ha! Thanks for the goat curry props on BCfm. Duly sampled for the archives

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67940346990051328

2011-05-10 10:32:48
peteum: @ekolad

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67899882106650624

2011-05-10 10:32:01
peteum: RT @ekolad: this @peteum release is off its fucking tits – http://chinstrapmusic.blogspot.com/2011/04/chin17-pete-um-look-sharp-and-hear …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67899687021195264

2011-05-10 10:31:27
peteum: @jonnymugwump Thanks again Mr Mugwump. Much appreciated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67899546243571713

2011-05-10 10:18:14
peteum: RT @jonnymugwump: EVERYONE needs to hear this http://tinyurl.com/5tr2owj – i’ve felt nuts for 2 weeks now @peteum you are the best kind …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67896218575056896

2011-05-10 10:12:02
peteum: RT @andytfield: Boarding School: Â£20,000 a year, ‘Off-quota’ University place: Â£12,000 a year. Tobogganing through life on unearned priv …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67894657102790656

2011-05-10 10:10:42
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Pete Um’s tape music on Chinstrap http://chinstrapmusic.blogspot.com/2011/04/chin17-pete-um-look-sharp-and-hear.html Gr …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67894320493109248

2011-05-10 00:10:32
peteum: @chapmusic “The Chap” are ACTUALLY a conceptual prequel to the Hype Williams project.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67743285430583296

2011-05-10 00:05:26
peteum: @chapmusic Presumed Greek heritage of Panos stemming actually from obscure band in-joke. Grew up in Zambia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67742001558323200

2011-05-09 23:57:13
peteum: @chapmusic “Claire” not real?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67739933309280257

2011-05-09 23:55:21
peteum: @chapmusic Keith beard not real?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67739462511230976

2011-05-09 23:44:44
peteum: @om_unit @joemuggs music journalists need to ask the odd political question now and again innit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67736792786415616

2011-05-09 16:38:23
peteum: @eggboycom Andy Fletcher.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67629498417422336

2011-05-09 11:37:35
peteum: RT @CrushingDeathCB: Tonight, recommended: RT @badtimingnights: Stephan Mathieu + TsÃ¼ + _sealevel, Unitarian Church, CB1 1JW, Cambridge. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67553801124585472

2011-05-08 08:25:22
peteum: RT @_HEALTH_: I love doing music. Fuck getting a job after this. Hopefully I can man up and blow my brains out when the time comes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67143038006337536

2011-05-08 08:24:21
peteum: RT @djrupture: RT: @phantompowers: @djrupture “there are also additional tapes containing video of Osama watching aforementioned tapes”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67142780912287744

2011-05-08 08:24:15
peteum: RT @djrupture: “the tapes show him watching himself on television”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67142757327708160

2011-05-08 08:21:46
peteum: @ergophizmiz sounds a good wine hat. Which gives me an idea for a coffee table book…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67142130778386432

2011-05-08 13:23:28
peteum: This old Heaven 17 tune reminding me of @eggboycom for some reason…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/67218058414010368

2011-05-07 20:42:13
peteum: BIG UP @badtimingnights!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66966086377148418

2011-05-07 20:41:30
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Thanks to @ekolad @aridtrax @NOCHEXXX + @peteum @ed_ramage Chris and Colin of @CambridgeSuper8, MFU & The Doozer fo …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66965905707515904

2011-05-07 20:20:54
peteum: “Why don’t you crawl away & die Benny?” “That gives me an idea for a song, Trent!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66960719157014528

2011-05-07 20:19:30
peteum: Me & my son just came up with Trent Reznor’s little brother Benny’s band Six Inch Nails.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66960366361526272

2011-05-07 18:30:13
peteum: @Glinner You’re being smeared because you’re a domestic extremist! If you hear helicopters, run!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66932868009558016

2011-05-07 14:58:09
peteum: Three strange cans of Grolsch in the fridge staring at me like they know me every time I open it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66879499593195520

2011-05-07 14:40:31
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: me and @badtimingnights saw a ufo last night. looked like a glowing flying crown or was it perhaps a Chinese lantern . spooky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66875059658174464

2011-05-07 13:51:58
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Not sure where you left it but I can look if you want innit? Top night. Wish I could get the comedy of my shit story across…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66862843865202689

2011-05-07 13:47:15
peteum: To be fair, she is working, it is catering & it is messy, hard & fast. Yeah baby.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66861654993940480

2011-05-07 13:44:31
peteum: I tell you what, if there was a Not Texting You Back event at the Olympics my ex could represent Britain, bless her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66860966607978496

2011-05-07 13:42:19
peteum: @gracefuldamage Your tweets are shit and you’ll basically always be 19 to me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66860412473323520

2011-05-07 13:35:41
peteum: @ekolad Mission accomplished. #peteumprofessionalpaininthearse

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66858743907893248

2011-05-07 13:34:09
peteum: @ekolad @badtimingnights Yeah watch her it’s why she promotes. Your “fee” is just the lure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66858359743201280

2011-05-07 13:31:20
peteum: @ekolad Dude I went home because: a)completely munted b)it was 4:15 c)@aridtrax playing Get The Fuck Out My House Bitch brought a+b in focus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66857651455279104

2011-05-07 11:45:07
peteum: @Laica23 nice to meet you too mate. You’re taller than 140 characters, so that’s why I had no clue in the loo…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66830918291177472

2011-05-07 11:21:49
peteum: Gonna listen to ZOMES now tho homes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66825057082671104

2011-05-07 11:18:28
peteum: Very nice to meet those guys though. Might make some more vague observations after I’ve had some porridge, ham or ginger-ale or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66824213406814209

2011-05-07 11:13:05
peteum: Amusing that @ekolad took one look at my collection & spent the rest of the evening referring to “Pete Um sorta records” i.e. inessential.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66822858944417792

2011-05-07 11:11:41
peteum: Next tune up on the LP starts with a massive early Pete Um sample. Poor record is damned by associations now, & must be Discogs’d.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66822507486920704

2011-05-07 11:10:14
peteum: Ended up listening to the soundtrack for the LibDems advert, which hasn’t made me feel any better.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66822141345140737

2011-05-07 11:09:15
peteum: Ha, you know when yr devastatingly hungover and yr breakfast plans lose all focus & rationality? Just did similar scan of my vinyl…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66821891624669184

2011-05-06 23:38:49
peteum: Fuck, a candle lantern! Oh no its a UFO. And here’s Dave. Ha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66648138198433792

2011-05-06 23:32:50
peteum: Come on I need a piss/beer/kebab/smoke/hug/talking to/sleep.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66646635765170176

2011-05-06 23:29:26
peteum: Come on. It’s like Bed Timing…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66645777337958401

2011-05-06 23:28:04
peteum: Sitting on Arbury doorstep watching Japanese hepcats walk up and down. #peaches&cream

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66645433031725056

2011-05-06 23:24:14
peteum: Sitting on Dave’s doorstep, reading my feed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66644471642726400

2011-05-06 19:30:19
peteum: Got a limited edition @ekolad cassette for my catering efforts. What goes around…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66585602270826496

2011-05-06 19:28:39
peteum: @LowQuay @kekw @FarmerGlitch lokes has lost it this time…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66585185373790208

2011-05-06 19:27:50
peteum: RT @DJ_Ohmygod: Violent revolution it is then. So be it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66584976237412352

2011-05-06 19:24:06
peteum: RT @LowQuay: I mean, fucking everyone loves a bit of @kempernorton & @NOCHEXXX & @peteum & @sideb0ard & @TriAngleRecords & @phantom_code …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66584039146012672

2011-05-06 16:49:35
peteum: He’s calming on gin. Curry is one of those superlative ones, if I say so myself…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66545151979433984

2011-05-06 16:48:47
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: right off to Pete’s for goat curry and hopefully calm down my pre-gig nerves. on at 9pm before the mighty Mordant musician …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66544953706291201

2011-05-06 16:47:42
peteum: RT @Laica23: @JudeClarke are you going to @badtimingnights tonight?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66544677867896832

2011-05-06 16:47:36
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Tonight: Bad Timing welcomes Mordant Music’s Ekoplekz and Vindicatrix with a debut dubplate mix set from Nochexxx, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66544655822635008

2011-05-06 14:42:22
peteum: It seemed a bit bourgeois to label all the boxes when I moved. Now I’m not so sure…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66513136320135168

2011-05-06 14:35:01
peteum: Apparently the M25 is “completely fucked”, but the curry won’t spoil.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66511287923900416

2011-05-06 14:23:14
peteum: @BrunoFatCat You can’t make goat curry without it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66508322169298944

2011-05-06 13:44:53
peteum: Still, you can smell the uncooked Scotch Bonnet’s malevolence in the air, and it will be kickass whatever the maths.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66498673583996929

2011-05-06 13:41:59
peteum: I just cannot make sense of those repeated 45 mins, even though I know it’s completely simple. I try & write the times on paper & get lost!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66497941552115712

2011-05-06 13:40:12
peteum: 4 hours marinading fine, but then 45 mins stewing, then 45 more with stock, then 45 more with more, then 2 hours w/ the rest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66497493344591872

2011-05-06 13:38:31
peteum: Cooking yer goat curry for the visiting @ekolad is a case in point, cos this recipe literally freezes up my brain every time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66497068188966912

2011-05-06 13:36:21
peteum: I like to think I’m not too dumb but I do have real problems with numerical stuff, and anything that feels in any way maths-ish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66496522287710209

2011-05-06 10:51:52
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS the cops are just little lads to me these days…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66455132010844160

2011-05-06 10:50:07
peteum: Audioboo: sainsburys anger/jaws http://boo.fm/b349729

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66454688580648960

2011-05-05 19:47:42
peteum: Started wondering about http://www.myspace.com/cockland the other day. He was great.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66227588892344320

2011-05-05 19:31:47
peteum: @Laica23 DM me your email. It’s fucking good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66223586096058368

2011-05-05 19:30:58
peteum: @ekolad Must be something to be said for it then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66223377404272640

2011-05-05 19:21:22
peteum: Reckon I did about 25 miles on foot/bike at/to & from work today. Pretty tired old man here drinking green tea godamnit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66220964119183361

2011-05-05 19:17:18
peteum: Just wondering now whether it’s arrogant folly to cook goat curry for someone from Bristol tomorrow…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/66219940167946240

2011-05-04 20:00:40
peteum: RT @tranmerekev: Wow, only just realised that #OsamaBinLaden is an anagram of Lob man in da sea #Anagram

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65868465969446912

2011-05-03 15:44:07
peteum: RT @bat020: lest we forget >> Evening Standard report on the death of Ian Tomlinson, 2 April 2009 http://bit.ly/jQLMNa (via @ormon …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65441513466888193

2011-05-03 15:03:40
peteum: RT @RichardMetzger: The heavy metal cowboys of Botswana http://t.co/EgEXPJs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65431335090655233

2011-05-03 14:29:54
peteum: Virgin Media guys profoundly disturbed by a lack of pre-prepared cabling infrastructure here at my flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65422836713529344

2011-05-03 13:24:31
peteum: Great. To kill time whilst waiting for Virgin Media boy I’ve put up a clock on the wall. With a loud tick. Tick. Tick. Etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65406384182800385

2011-05-03 13:21:07
peteum: @Jim_Jepps “They came from afar…we called them…The Greens.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65405527789813760

2011-05-03 13:06:24
peteum: @Jim_Jepps I want to vote for a party that puts the planet first, but can put together a decent-looking document, & spell ethereal!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65401822168354816

2011-05-03 12:48:13
peteum: @Jim_Jepps my phone isn’t doing it justice. You can’t see the otherworldly blur of the pixellated original.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65397245536763904

2011-05-03 12:35:18
peteum: & the resolution & colours of woodland image in the reverse so wrong it looks like Middle Earth on the cheap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65393995081191424

2011-05-03 12:32:38
peteum: Depressing that the Green Party newsletter that’s fallen through my door has an image of Caroline Lucas resembling an alien shapeshifter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65393326119059456

2011-05-03 11:59:04
peteum: 3 minutes until I have to wait in until a potential 6pm to get my proper internets. I’m very tense & listening to Man Or Astroman.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65384876832075777

2011-05-03 11:56:37
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX I was drunk and Dave has morphic resonance issues…soz.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65384263167655936

2011-05-03 11:53:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I was idly recording my washer earlier…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65383370183557120

2011-05-03 11:51:44
peteum: Simon Doozer reminds me I should be wearing my Bin Laden t-shirt…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65383032365907968

2011-05-03 07:50:02
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX http://www.bad-timing.co.uk/badtiming060511mordant.gif, has been up around town too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65322207651434496

2011-05-02 19:57:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX basically I have fucking loads of records that neither of us need…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65142972781559808

2011-05-02 19:56:04
peteum: Like what you were saying about collectors regarding the rental/miller record as inessential, but more so…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65142533361123328

2011-05-02 19:53:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX and that’s not like some gyal don’t want her friend looking chung in her cast-offs, but rather…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65141778541580288

2011-05-02 19:35:03
peteum: @NOCHEXXX bro, if I don’t want it, you don’t want it, even if you do. Grandma knows best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65137242775093248

2011-05-02 16:42:34
peteum: Ok, 90s electronica was poignant for a bit. Now driving me up the fucking wall. Basically got the downsize project from hell, y’see…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65093835138678785

2011-05-02 16:20:55
peteum: My girlfriend in dissertation hell. I’m drinking beer and listening to 90s electronica. Gonna get it deservedly later…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65088388692320256

2011-05-02 16:14:51
peteum: Thought I’d better lay my old crap joke to rest today innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65086860308910082

2011-05-02 16:13:23
peteum: I asked a council worker about the terrorist threat. He said: “don’t talk to me about bin laden…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65086491642183680

2011-05-02 12:42:16
peteum: Spin spin the dogs. Cats!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/65033364285030402

2011-05-01 21:50:23
peteum: Laphroaig, Monk, reading emails from 98. Deserve it I suppose…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64808912565702656

2011-05-01 20:21:53
peteum: RT @matrixsynth: New EMS Synthi A’s are Shipping! http://bit.ly/jiRTc4

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64786642120081408

2011-05-01 12:13:57
peteum: @cambridge that bean stew in Cafe Brazil is recommended. And there’s a veggie/vegan version which I haven’t tried… #peteumfoodnazi

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64663848837332993

2011-05-01 09:40:18
peteum: RT @chris_coltrane: Very interesting blog post on how police use press releases to smear protest groups in the media. An enlightening re …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64625182110789632

2011-04-30 18:45:38
peteum: My son is having a long-awaited sleepover. Could someone furnish me with the internet, tv or at the very least a or the tardis, cheers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64400032887091200

2011-04-29 21:42:09
peteum: RT @PennyRed: They accuse protesters of making a fuss, then go goggly over kitsch, recrudescent flag-waggery. This ain’t no fairytale. B …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64082063971725312

2011-04-29 20:55:10
peteum: When I moved into the flat my mug celebrating 40 years of the welfare state cracked & now the handle’s come off my Andy & Sarah one…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64070242233618432

2011-04-29 20:41:48
peteum: @Sound_Projects heh. I won’t be lectured by someone who can’t spell happiness or feyness! *prances off*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64066878250819584

2011-04-29 20:32:55
peteum: RT @aaronjohnpeters: The Met need to issue a statement that at no point have they sought contact with Facebook regarding specific accoun …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64064641961181185

2011-04-29 20:30:56
peteum: @ekolad fuck you, your mum, the queen etc x

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64064141874302976

2011-04-29 20:29:02
peteum: @Laica23 do it man! And say hello too…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64063664998719488

2011-04-29 20:27:03
peteum: @ekolad @NOCHEXXX yeah me & dave discussed it. Not sure of timing logistics but depends when you get into town maybe?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64063163628400640

2011-04-29 19:54:27
peteum: @Laica23 Friday night, Portland arms. NOCHEXXX, vindicatrix, ekoplekz!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64054962036015104

2011-04-29 19:50:40
peteum: RT @Laica23: @peteum sorry to butt in, when is the big gig next week?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64054010499448832

2011-04-29 19:18:20
peteum: @zone_styx pretty au fait with my Fahey so yeah bit revelatory. Thanks for the tips. Been weirdly lucky with random Takoma finds in chazzers

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64045872446586880

2011-04-29 19:12:55
peteum: @ekolad he he. Hey, there’s talk of me doing catering for the big gig next week. You & trixy up for goat curry?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64044510639960064

2011-04-29 18:03:34
peteum: Considering I sing over tapes I have too many spaghetti man, by far… http://t.co/Am7AH4u

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64027057553801216

2011-04-29 17:15:08
peteum: @Laica23 that’s actually pretty fiendish innit. It would have to take account of volume for me to acquit myself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64014868335968256

2011-04-29 17:11:44
peteum: @zone_styx think me, doozer, joynes all fairly wowed tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64014010147799040

2011-04-29 17:09:50
peteum: @zone_styx considerably more so after last night’s airing of record shamefully owned for ages without appreciating. Only 1 ive heard tho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64013532575956993

2011-04-29 16:50:46
peteum: Enjoyed doing an invisible jukebox on C Joynes last night with Leo Kottke, if you get me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64008734699044865

2011-04-29 16:44:51
peteum: @xahdroid and Scotsmen of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64007245456883712

2011-04-29 16:32:14
peteum: Gonna drink Lech from my Tennents Super glass and listen to The Pastels.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64004070364557312

2011-04-29 16:23:12
peteum: I want to ask how to tune a newfangled tv, but I’m worried I might, you know, catch something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64001797538332672

2011-04-29 16:21:39
peteum: @xahdroid you’re an aristocrat of the spirit sir, and I bow with a ridiculous tug of the forelock!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64001410030776321

2011-04-29 16:17:43
peteum: The lead for the PS2 was in the last box. Where the Magic Hour 7″ is, I have no fucking clue. Boy’s happy though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/64000417201262592

2011-04-29 15:04:20
peteum: @kekw superinjunctions for some, thought crime for others. For fuck’s fucking sake…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63981951572381697

2011-04-29 15:02:47
peteum: RT @kekw: Police arresting middle aged street-performers for Future Crimes “conspiracy to commit a public nuisance” Jeez, the UK’s comin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63981559715348481

2011-04-28 10:29:38
peteum: @joehowe Howe nice!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63550433607688192

2011-04-28 10:06:33
peteum: I was born exactly many years ago today in the freaking 70s!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63544622521135104

2011-04-28 12:43:13
peteum: RT @jedweightman: #solidarity to those arrested ‘ahead of the royal wedding’. Naked political policing. Blatant, disgusting attempt to i …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63584051478532096

2011-04-28 12:42:40
peteum: @heselton thanks man! To be fair I did see a good chunk of the 70s…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63583910281494529

2011-04-27 16:14:24
peteum: Aw. World’s politest kid with world’s biggest afro just called for my son.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63274807445303296

2011-04-27 15:50:13
peteum: Romsey Churches chazzer giving away free Tennents Super glasses. I took 8 but there was a case…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63268720570671104

2011-04-27 10:37:50
peteum: Had to ask another man for doilies.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63190106609164290

2011-04-27 09:04:34
peteum: @kekw my son is markedly well-behaved as long as his cousin is playing-up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63166638291296256

2011-04-27 08:57:31
peteum: @suttonco you’re hired.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63164864683712512

2011-04-27 08:30:48
peteum: @kekw yes, I’m frequently described as “a moron” by my son.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63158139519897600

2011-04-27 08:08:26
peteum: Right, I’m off to lead, describe, glare at dogs and so on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63152511502131200

2011-04-27 08:05:57
peteum: Still irritated by unbelievably facile dickmonkey Justin Webb on yr terrorist threat this morning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63151885523222529

2011-04-27 07:59:07
peteum: @johnedenuk It’s the manner in which she dispatches you that’s truly terrifying…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63150165036503040

2011-04-27 07:57:36
peteum: Just got sent home from school gates cos my ex needed to blame me for lack of completed homework by mutual son.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63149785544278016

2011-04-27 06:56:44
peteum: Dreamt I was making goat curry with some people and they were doing it WRONG.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/63134466402553856

2011-04-26 20:35:12
peteum: Genuinely confused as to why there was a drum machine on it. Don’t know OBC obviously, just own nice VG+ copy…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62978053403447296

2011-04-26 20:31:09
peteum: This morning took a shot of my son outside Jesmond on Glisson for Grist but just played 1st track on Obscured By Clouds at 45.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62977033520685056

2011-04-26 20:13:16
peteum: Chicken curry w/ NOCHEXXX, then back in dying light to glorious solitude of flat, Gaymers, Farmer’s Angle. Lovejoy up yr fear pants innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62972535008010240

2011-04-26 17:51:44
peteum: RT @chinstrapaudio: NEW! Chin17: Pete Um “Look Sharp! and hear the difference” http://tinyurl.com/5tr2owj Tape music by @peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62936913253904385

2011-04-26 16:28:04
peteum: Little dolly in Clinic 33 with ADDENBROOKES in blue marker all down her leg.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62915859974328321

2011-04-26 16:25:03
peteum: Don’t sleep in Sally Ann, lest you want to race from Birdwood Rd & have Weasel Man put his hand on the door when you skid up at 4:58pm. Cunt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62915098896896000

2011-04-26 16:09:44
peteum: @tapebox “Wet Crisps”! That’s dope. Paradox, pathos, humour, brevity. Give her my card.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62911245715636225

2011-04-26 15:05:28
peteum: @tapebox put yr Signal Emitter on record deck in new totally empty flat the other day. Seemed appropriate…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62895072361971714

2011-04-26 15:03:26
peteum: Got no internets bar phone styles so appreciate the retweets about the Chinstrap release of my tape material.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62894562703708160

2011-04-26 14:54:36
peteum: @tapebox linked by King ov Tape! Thanks man…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62892336224542720

2011-04-26 14:34:36
peteum: Incongruous wacky nurse with severe bob and bulging eyes…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62887304297054208

2011-04-26 14:10:23
peteum: @majoc It’s an articulation of collective unthinking infantilist submission to consumerism & those it suits to breed it. I hate it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62881208790564865

2011-04-26 14:04:52
peteum: Here’s a first: I’m reading The Spectator.#waitingrooms

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62879820043927553

2011-04-26 13:57:00
peteum: Well the Poll Tax got me in the end… Next stop: tv licence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62877841062248448

2011-04-26 13:50:41
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: NEW on Chinstrap – Pete Um “Look Sharp! and hear the difference” http://tinyurl.com/5tr2owj Tape music by @peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62876254101192704

2011-04-26 12:32:09
peteum: Just enough time to sit & watch kids in the park to a couple of tracks off The Cure’s 3rd LP before heading up the hospital.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62856490494607360

2011-04-25 22:08:00
peteum: Can’t go to bed cos my sis is having a nosebleed. Thereafter, goodnight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62639019904876544

2011-04-25 15:35:30
peteum: @kekw can only be an improvement…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62540243227779073

2011-04-25 15:09:40
peteum: Only another hour & a half & I’ll have got through the whole bank holiday without moaning about having to work for my basic rate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62533741381304320

2011-04-25 11:05:11
peteum: RT @rossoh: #stokescroft: @dru_marland : Tesco security may’ve misled police abt bombs: http://j.mp/g20vBY – I’ve heard this frm 2 ppl n …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62472213944737792

2011-04-24 07:12:37
peteum: @djrupture ubiquitous Asian student as cipher/byword for human flotsam, like those kids trudging w/ cases thru tahrir square…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62051298220048384

2011-04-24 21:53:09
peteum: @SimonRetromania don’t like all of it. Like the good stuff though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62272893760978944

2011-04-24 15:13:54
peteum: Audioboo: bingo http://boo.fm/b339548

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62172419565166592

2011-04-24 13:32:23
peteum: Corrigendum: Shakin’ Stevens.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62146873221328896

2011-04-24 13:25:24
peteum: Just vetoed person-centred rewind of the effing Coors CD. Got late period Shaking Stevens now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62145114172166144

2011-04-24 12:56:17
peteum: Now playing at work, the satanic aural babyfood of The Coors. Pretty distressing, but luckily I’m also chopping onions…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62137787041841152

2011-04-24 11:09:01
peteum: “Surge of support for Kate the commoner/Alzheimers jab on the way.” Feelgood news for Mail readers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/62110793256288256

2011-04-23 20:19:48
peteum: & not in this box of photos/arctic research gloves/twine-dispenser…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61887015259615232

2011-04-23 20:18:21
peteum: Some dude wants to buy Magic Hour 7″ I deludedly bought on spec, but it’s…somewhere. not in these 5 boxes of singles anyway…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61886647125553152

2011-04-23 20:15:45
peteum: @NOCHEXXX hey, I resent the suggestion that it might be otherwise! I have several operational systems, in actual fact. Just no fridge/oven..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61885993099333633

2011-04-23 19:54:56
peteum: Bit saddening how netless pc resembles semi-pointless box though. Did me fine the first few years!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61880756460466176

2011-04-23 19:52:38
peteum: Weird being in new place with no mirrors, tv, internet. It’s like a monastic cell with about 20000 records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61880175427723264

2011-04-23 19:48:57
peteum: Not as bad as it sounds though. More worried about tomorrow’s party with guests and bingo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61879251141537792

2011-04-23 19:47:08
peteum: First day of a 5 day working week today. Quite taxing. Had to tell a police officer “it’s ok, I can handle this…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61878794071457792

2011-04-22 14:54:51
peteum: @BrunoFatCat yes, sort of, no. X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61442849648029696

2011-04-22 14:49:16
peteum: No Facebook today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61441442815553536

2011-04-22 14:47:57
peteum: First time I’ve stopped in a week though, just in case anyone reading this is waiting for me to move some of my shit out of their way…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61441111222255617

2011-04-22 14:44:55
peteum: It’s so hot all I can do is sit around listening to Brenda & The Big Dudes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61440349238853633

2011-04-22 14:43:32
peteum: @Laica23 undoubtedly and indubitably dude!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61440001367490560

2011-04-22 14:29:46
peteum: My son, headphones on, just saw me composing tweet across the room. “thinking of something witty to say?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61436538843693056

2011-04-22 14:27:24
peteum: @Laica23 I like those kind of setups.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61435942162022402

2011-04-22 14:23:51
peteum: @majoc Taureans. Because we’re worth it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61435046531317760

2011-04-21 21:20:01
peteum: @kekw @NOCHEXXX sheeeit, no point trying to impress with my consecutive nights in ‘88 when he didn’t?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61177392370155520

2011-04-21 17:15:11
peteum: @SimonRetromania I might read again just to spite you. Thanks for the blog mention tho innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61115776563806208

2011-04-21 17:13:47
peteum: @SimonRetromania heh, well I’m afraid the bottom line of its Amazon value rather than your assessment or mine overriding there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61115427023093761

2011-04-21 15:44:53
peteum: Ha! Only told girlfriend she couldn’t take Blissed Out to work to keep a birthday card flat this morning…@SimonRetromania

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61093051908636674

2011-04-21 10:58:12
peteum: Just saw a woman wandering round Tesco going “boring boring boring…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61020905542914048

2011-04-21 10:40:33
peteum: @ekolad moving into a new place was a good opportunity to get rid of all that shit. An opportunity I have not taken advantage of, sadly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61016465553371136

2011-04-21 10:38:56
peteum: @ekolad man I converted all that napster/audiogalaxy mining to wav & burnt a zillion cd-rs! Similarly unlistened to.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61016057808293888

2011-04-21 10:35:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX ah yeah, distantly familiar. You gotta see the claymation tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/61015125267714048

2011-04-21 08:49:13
peteum: @ekolad I took a proud screengrab of the queue for my LP on Soulseek.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60988446776369152

2011-04-21 08:04:10
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw you seen the video for that Dave? Think we may have had this conversation…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60977109367132160

2011-04-20 11:23:04
peteum: @JudeClarke It’s a Pete um thing. Voodoo! In the wider scheme of things I’m feeling pretty blessed so no biggie innit. & ta again anyway!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60664777386639360

2011-04-19 18:02:52
peteum: @JudeClarke yeah fiddled with dial etc. No worries though, its chilling wine in the freezer in the short term!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60403000858001408

2011-04-19 08:25:50
peteum: @badtimingnights @JudeClarke yeah I did. And I always wire up my speakers before turning the amp on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60257785958506496

2011-04-19 07:38:45
peteum: @JudeClarke anything I’m missing or general fridge advice or should we accept #fridgessey was essentially like the Greek tale of old?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60245936005324800

2011-04-19 07:34:39
peteum: @JudeClarke er… Fridge great for noises, not so good on the refridgeratory aspect? Freezer seems to work tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60244904223322112

2011-04-18 11:26:53
peteum: Shit, no internets till May 3rd says dude in India. Come May the Fourth, however, I will be with you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59940963212214272

2011-04-18 10:30:37
peteum: @directoryofbunk Don’t ruin the ending Dan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59926800255553537

2011-04-18 10:20:20
peteum: Just bought a plug! #Fridgessey

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59924214131605505

2011-04-18 10:07:32
peteum: @ekolad never underestimate the power of Supertramp dude!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59920990540546048

2011-04-18 18:34:12
peteum: Are cor blimey trousers still available for purchase, I wonder?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60048500511092736

2011-04-18 16:54:51
peteum: Fridge plugged in, making fridgey noises… @JudeClarke

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/60023496050348033

2011-04-17 21:01:19
peteum: @tessanorton ha! Very good. That one’s in there somewhere too though, funnily enough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59723135968227328

2011-04-17 20:34:29
peteum: Ha, then we get “No Pressure”. Ok, toilet christened, let’s drink & sleep on the floor.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59716382044061696

2011-04-17 20:29:46
peteum: I ask Jo to put a record on, her choice out of a whole room of cardboard boxes of vinyl. Puts on the song that pretty much broke me & Sam up

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59715194686947328

2011-04-17 20:25:42
peteum: Today’s been one of those days when everything’s been out of my hands, full as they’ve been.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59714170274324480

2011-04-16 07:57:47
peteum: @JudeClarke Message coming!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59163565768196096

2011-04-16 21:59:23
peteum: @JudeClarke thanks again for the fridge you Clarkes. Will send pic for full fridgessey closure when I can.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/59375358495031296

2011-04-15 13:28:44
peteum: @JudeClarke When’s good for you? I’m a bit bound by people with vans but…soonish? I don’t mean soonish today…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58884460959113217

2011-04-15 13:26:34
peteum: @JudeClarke Ha! Funny you should say that. It’s a joke in the private lexicon that stems from a housing frustration situ. Anyway, fridgessey

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58883918920822784

2011-04-15 12:51:33
peteum: I’m getting a key!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58875106683924480

2011-04-14 12:27:46
peteum: @tapebox @ekolad yeah I like going first. Good job I do too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58506731449360384

2011-04-14 11:32:29
peteum: RT @BryansBryans: When Cameron says ‘Britain is full’, does he mean after you visit a buffet ‘full’, or homosexuals turned away from a B …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58492821014978560

2011-04-14 08:59:43
peteum: You know the boss is in when you find yourself cleaning skirting boards.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58454373549875200

2011-04-14 20:54:10
peteum: @kekw or more like this… http://twitpic.com/4kv1nw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58634170292899840

2011-04-14 20:44:49
peteum: @kekw Nah, not in yet, altho it is imprecisely imminent. At the mo it’s still all like this. http://twitpic.com/4kuyny

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58631817770696704

2011-04-14 20:34:11
peteum: Just in case you thought I was settling into my new flat… I am still packing. It is unending.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58629144145174528

2011-04-13 09:58:34
peteum: RT @directoryofbunk: shit keyboards really are great

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/58106796522479616

2011-04-12 10:44:44
peteum: @ekolad @ResonanceFM Ha, I reckon I know that W.Out from Den Haag! He’s putting me on there in May.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57756025901686784

2011-04-12 08:33:51
peteum: Oh yeah, whoever sent Amanda Brown to wind Pete Um up… you got me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57723090670583808

2011-04-12 08:30:25
peteum: Right, back to the banana boxes. I’m so on this shit I even met the van at Hillarys at half 8 this morning. I discuss boxes with the pros…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57722224018325505

2011-04-12 08:28:11
peteum: Still, my throat seems to be improving, & today I hope to beat @NOCHEXXX & @ekolad to 300 twitbots. Also: #YuriGagarin

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57721660907855872

2011-04-12 08:23:44
peteum: The tenants are predictably unsettled by this change. Hard to reassure when you feel pessimistic and angry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57720542777712640

2011-04-12 08:20:18
peteum: And we had a new bloke start who used to run a website that informed people about investment opportunities in the oil industry. #Ishityounot

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57719677404717057

2011-04-12 08:17:35
peteum: Also found out all the tenants have had their activity money cut so they can’t work in plant nursery/bike recylcling place etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57718993758339072

2011-04-12 08:16:03
peteum: So yeah, yesterday at work we were told we had to pay for all food & drink, & you couldn’t opt out but still use the kettle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57718608989663232

2011-04-11 19:35:47
peteum: I wish you could get tests for hypochondria like you can for pregnancy cos I’m such a fear slag.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57527281299619840

2011-04-11 14:32:49
peteum: Now have to pay to use kettle at work. If I set myself on fire will you bring down the government?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57451038378168320

2011-04-10 18:18:37
peteum: How can a bicycle puncture be intermittent? Tire pressure in inverse relation to my convenience.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57145473584209920

2011-04-10 12:18:33
peteum: Audioboo: something and spring http://boo.fm/b326526

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57054859513430016

2011-04-10 10:24:55
peteum: Right, I’m off for a 5 mile cycle ride on a flat tire for an 8.5 hour shift on a low wage. See you later suckers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57026262899769344

2011-04-10 10:23:20
peteum: There’s some unpaid intern work going here to help me move house. Need six or seven people…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57025865346859008

2011-04-10 10:22:19
peteum: @majoc @knickersvickers Not all Bryonys are deceitful Martha.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57025610052141056

2011-04-10 10:06:09
peteum: @knickersvickers There’s a wee Scottish Bryony in WA thinking the same thing, probably.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/57021542332243968

2011-04-09 20:29:56
peteum: RT @_HEALTH_: If you’re a drugged out dirtbag in your 20s you’re edgy, in your 30s you suck, and if you’re 40+ you’re edgy as fuck. So …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56816132023263232

2011-04-09 17:08:07
peteum: @JudeClarke http://twitpic.com/4it6hz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56765344001433600

2011-04-09 16:50:20
peteum: But luckily he’s happy with a Bumskipper 10 to go with his Giraffe. Good man Mr Dmitry Elentuck of Newton MA!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56760869517922305

2011-04-09 16:47:59
peteum: Had to tell a bloke in Massachusetts that any copies of Bumskipper 1 I had were in one of many anonymous cardboard boxes. Sales fail.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56760278452420608

2011-04-09 16:40:09
peteum: @JudeClarke @bloodrainbow There was a limited run of Um Ts in ‘98 & I only own 1 cos some bloke left it in his room when he flit the co-op!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56758308522041345

2011-04-09 16:36:45
peteum: @JudeClarke @bloodrainbow I tend to inherit band t-shirts. I’ve got Gaye Bykers On Acid, KLF, Venom, Supertramp, PWEI & The Doozer I think..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56757452787548160

2011-04-09 16:31:29
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sternly, righteously, chastisingly…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56756127085506560

2011-04-09 16:29:21
peteum: @bloodrainbow Ha, I was sitting here trying to think of a gracious way to accept what a cunt I am and Far I came on shuffle again!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56755587538616320

2011-04-09 16:21:58
peteum: @knickersvickers are we nearly there yet?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56753731806560256

2011-04-09 16:18:52
peteum: @bloodrainbow & get me one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56752952257413120

2011-04-09 16:18:24
peteum: @bloodrainbow & it helps that you’re a fan innit. Too many fools in Ramones etc t-shirts out there!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56752832090615808

2011-04-09 16:18:12
peteum: @bloodrainbow In Cambridge you could pull it off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56752784703361024

2011-04-09 15:37:51
peteum: @JudeClarke Here to help (in a not altogether un-self-interested way).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56742629630672896

2011-04-09 15:34:53
peteum: Putting Prince Far I thru a pitch-shifter #geniusofAdrianSherwood

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56741882520281090

2011-04-09 15:28:20
peteum: I reckon I will have made about 50+ runs for boxes by the time I’m out of here. I might tell him it’s for my cassette collection.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56740233844240384

2011-04-09 15:25:59
peteum: I think the guy in Hillarys must imagine I’m moving a fairly large family from one large house to another.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56739643261075457

2011-04-09 15:21:49
peteum: Ice in the cider.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56738591941992448

2011-04-09 15:21:33
peteum: @JudeClarke OK! Still no moving-in date but I’m imagining somewhere between 17th-25th April? And thanks again!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56738526426972161

2011-04-09 13:50:48
peteum: My girlfriend cuts her own hair & it looks cool. Mine looks like someone tried to make Jim Carrey at home, if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56715688320045057

2011-04-09 13:48:41
peteum: Why must I be a figure of fun?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56715156520046593

2011-04-09 13:48:14
peteum: And I have my ex-girlfriend laughing at the haircut my girlfriend gave me, and my girlfriend thinks it’s funny too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56715043349331968

2011-04-09 13:46:25
peteum: Yesterday I was ridiculed by a group of hairdressers, and offered a free haircut.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56714584396009473

2011-04-09 13:16:23
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: RT @aidandabet Please come along and witness the inaugural project, small scale survival. All welcome!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56707028642562048

2011-04-09 11:35:33
peteum: Yesterday I sent Steve Roach to New South Wales.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56681649722761216

2011-04-09 11:34:40
peteum: She is loaning Pete Um some much-needed boxes to transport records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56681431413436416

2011-04-09 11:33:13
peteum: Jo Bad Timing “on her way” apparently…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56681065699483648

2011-04-09 09:41:44
peteum: 2 people want to be my pal on YouTube today – a classical composer & someone telling me Satan’s Armageddon is coming.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56653007093383168

2011-04-09 09:39:32
peteum: Shall I go to the shops? Who knows…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56652457094283264

2011-04-09 09:39:15
peteum: Ah, one of those hangovers that precludes decision-making.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56652385724014592

2011-04-08 12:20:33
peteum: Perhaps I’m just feeling a bit slighted. Next time someone does the “Inny lovely?” I’m just going to narrow my eyes & say “thanks”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56330586364710912

2011-04-08 12:17:50
peteum: but that’s cool, because she’s a dog. But it’s the constant stream of well-meaning chuckleheads that hamper disabled owners that irk me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56329903188090880

2011-04-08 12:12:28
peteum: I do like dogs btw, but this one is far from infallible. She’ll walk into pastie shops, lead my boss into lamp-posts, randomly cross roads..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56328553725304832

2011-04-08 12:09:59
peteum: I mean, imagine you had some comely Junior at work who was useless but the general public randomly revered as a saint.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56327929508020224

2011-04-08 12:06:06
peteum: @arthurCRS Eyyy, you’re improving!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56326950695878656

2011-04-08 12:05:24
peteum: Excuse me bitching, heh, about Anna, my colleague.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56326776737116160

2011-04-08 12:03:39
peteum: To these happy fools the dog is always a) male b) a four-legged saint. “Isn’t he lovely?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56326334716186624

2011-04-08 12:01:16
peteum: …to discourage sighted idiots from further hindering you as you try to get from a to b. CRUSHED BY SHIT SHITNESS.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56325737325666304

2011-04-08 11:59:27
peteum: Imagine that you’re blind, that’s shit, you need a dog to help you get around, bit shit, but you also need to make the dog wear a sign…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56325279139897344

2011-04-08 11:56:26
peteum: Some people have those DON’T DISTRACT ME I’M WORKING signs the dogs wear. This is apparently a wholly necessary anti-moron device.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56324520474181632

2011-04-08 11:53:38
peteum: Two worst things about being blind: 1) Can’t see shit. 2) Morons fucking with the dog.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56323813083852800

2011-04-08 11:52:00
peteum: @markblay That’s 26 seconds of a hole in my pop culture plugged. Ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56323402717331458

2011-04-08 10:16:24
peteum: Seriously though, I suspect these people ask for rides in fire engines.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56299343967301633

2011-04-08 10:14:17
peteum: Smiling idiot: “can I say hello to your dog?” My employer, sailing past: “no.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56298811332628480

2011-04-08 08:59:37
peteum: O daft aged maids and your infuriating horn for the working dog!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56280023757361152

2011-04-08 06:46:54
peteum: Thanks for the support/(presumably unwitting)comedy Um references though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56246622392299520

2011-04-08 06:44:58
peteum: Ah, my hilarious girlfriend, who will be punished.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56246134120775680

2011-04-08 06:33:59
peteum: I wish I could fly right up to the sky. But I can’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/56243371970273280

2011-04-07 09:15:28
peteum: The Tins open again. Good, but had hoped for insane monorails and stuff, I don’t know why.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55921623622094848

2011-04-06 14:45:21
peteum: @KingMassbo Yeah, that’s about the size of it. I like bits of Green though. Maan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55642251744919553

2011-04-06 14:29:11
peteum: Amazingly, it appears I have more Steve Hillage than I was hitherto aware, including half of Live Herald, with no sleeve.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55638185232961536

2011-04-06 14:22:54
peteum: @arthurCRS I think Jesus might be a little embarassed by Steve to be honest. L is “Dedicated to all optimistic visions of the future”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55636601224699904

2011-04-06 14:20:19
peteum: @arthurCRS You have to be aware that Steve is about as hippyish as you can get without actually being Jesus too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55635954949570560

2011-04-06 14:17:23
peteum: @arthurCRS Rainbow Dome Musick would work on a hot day actually, especially if you were as chonged as a monkey.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55635213988003840

2011-04-06 14:14:34
peteum: @arthurCRS Well for me it was “Green”, which is fantastically trippy in places, but the best is Fish Rising, which = Gong by any other name.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55634504169160704

2011-04-06 14:13:02
peteum: Lunar Musick Suite was recorded “exclusively at full moon, May & June” 1976. I’m not sneering like a Petridis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55634118771355648

2011-04-06 14:10:37
peteum: Not to mention Miquette Giraudy on “Lady voice, Isis vibes”. A signed copy “To Tim lots of love Steve Hillage” might fetch a mere Â£8.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55633513562652672

2011-04-06 14:08:38
peteum: It saddens me a bit that it isn’t worth spending Â£1.50 on an album that features Steve on ARP & EMS synths, plus shenai.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55633013618384898

2011-04-06 14:06:45
peteum: I like a bit of Hillage. He’s a don.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55632539146129408

2011-04-06 14:01:43
peteum: You want a bit of cold and damp for that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55631271577137152

2011-04-06 14:00:06
peteum: I was going to listen to the LP now in solidarity with my cosmick brothers & sisters, only it’s not really Hillage weather.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55630867275591680

2011-04-06 13:58:40
peteum: Discogs reveals it’s a buyers market for this particular waxing, however, so I was right to hold back.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55630504665415680

2011-04-06 13:56:58
peteum: Almost bought the Steve Hillage album “L”, since I sold my spare. Everyone should own this, if only for the cover.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55630076162748416

2011-04-06 11:35:00
peteum: Two tiny black and yellow ladybirds copulating on a stick. Lezziebugs ugh turns my stomach, as Kathy Burke once said.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55594351333617664

2011-04-06 11:08:18
peteum: Good chaps, ants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55587631756607488

2011-04-06 11:05:49
peteum: “I use a minidisc.” Ah, a few nods of recognition…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55587004196454400

2011-04-06 11:03:53
peteum: Are any of you lot musicians? My name’s Pete Um. Blank ant faces.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55586517430710273

2011-04-06 11:01:29
peteum: Ooh, ant’s nest. No sound of their famous ‘music’ though…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55585916072370176

2011-04-06 10:09:00
peteum: I’ve got blisters on my fingers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55572706225172480

2011-04-06 10:08:14
peteum: RT @RosariaShoals48: @peteum Once I have done this I cover them with a thin layer of vermiculite http://growtomatoesideas.info

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55572513257828352

2011-04-06 09:48:55
peteum: On gardening detail at work today. Weather’s gorgeous but I’m not really feeling this fork.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55567652428595200

2011-04-06 21:03:19
peteum: RT retweet to set Ai Weiwei free from Chinese jail

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55737371265744896

2011-04-06 17:10:53
peteum: RT @GlennyRodge: Arse would be a great name for an Elbow tribute band.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55678878114516993

2011-04-05 14:12:19
peteum: This week I’ve installed a new hard drive and operating system but I’m fucked if I can get a wav to MP3 converter to work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55271552819806208

2011-04-05 09:39:45
peteum: Weird, I woke up this morning and thought about Ebaying all my morbid Nirvana hoardings. Straight up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55202959750991872

2011-04-05 09:36:31
peteum: @Laica23 Especially since you’re tweeting about it. Does that make it better, or worse?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55202144164397056

2011-04-05 09:34:50
peteum: RT @davidshrigley: I’ve had this drawing lying around for ages, wondering whether it’s bad or not. Today I decided it is good. Sorry. ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55201719675666432

2011-04-04 13:13:15
peteum: @arthurCRS as you’re on Internet Level 12 I should think you’ll cope with that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54894297832624128

2011-04-04 12:58:33
peteum: Like a fish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54890599526051842

2011-04-04 12:55:49
peteum: I’m just glad I’m using my desktop and a keyboard to work this thing through. I’d be gasping like a fish on my phone. Or drinking to cope.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54889913849614336

2011-04-04 12:53:21
peteum: Hang on, what happened last night? Oh yes, I had a vegan supper and went to bed early. No wonder I feel jittery.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54889290643148800

2011-04-04 12:50:27
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS I wouldn’t use the phrase pith artistry in and of itself you dunderheads!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54888560465166336

2011-04-04 12:48:07
peteum: Plus Google-checking spelling/meaning. Add all this to the relentless social trauma of being publicly online…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54887972922851328

2011-04-04 12:43:30
peteum: And then there’s the perils of hitting the wrong character, or the unthinkable horror of predictive text overruling my pith artistry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54886813696933888

2011-04-04 12:39:20
peteum: Bad back, alcoholism, madness, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54885762713403392

2011-04-04 12:38:25
peteum: Although I do have RSI & the muiltiple aches & pains associated with my heroic sedentary rock lifestyle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54885532190253056

2011-04-04 12:36:33
peteum: But, even though I have the slender fingers of a sensitive musician, I find aiming & weighting my stab at pixels stress-inducing. Awful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54885063497752576

2011-04-04 12:32:35
peteum: It may be the age of anxiety, but our gadgets are our little toys that pacify by giving a sense of control/agency etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54884063915417600

2011-04-04 12:29:59
peteum: I will elaborate, for fear of sounding like a First World wuss, but sound like one anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54883409188757505

2011-04-04 12:18:46
peteum: I like my touchscreen phone but writing text on it contributes to anxiety. Using buttons again would feel like chopping wood, almost.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54880590108954624

2011-04-04 22:56:48
peteum: Watching The Pixies: A Warning From History, aka loudQUIETloud.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55041155217375232

2011-04-04 21:00:41
peteum: Has anyone got any boxes suitable for 12″ records? To lend on a short-term basis?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55011931752374272

2011-04-04 20:57:57
peteum: If your taxes were cardboard boxes, you would be well angry right now, cos it’s not helping.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55011243831992320

2011-04-04 20:56:45
peteum: “Welcome to Cambridge Jobcentre. Please look at the job boards. 007. Fortnightly Jobsearch Review. 22/05/97″. This on a T-Shirt, ffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/55010943695982592

2011-04-04 20:04:58
peteum: RT @RogerQuimbly: Beautiful. RT @Criterion: Michelangelo Antonioni gave Andrei Tarkovsky a Polaroid camera in the 70s. The results: htt …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54997911850852352

2011-04-03 20:36:56
peteum: Just sold a Sizzla record to a Frenchman called CHAMP.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54643567070674944

2011-04-03 19:06:18
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: Most music sounds like buskers, robots or wallpaper.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54620760018403328

2011-04-03 09:11:15
peteum: Appropriately: “Giant Deflating Football”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54471009679581184

2011-04-03 09:09:51
peteum: Mike & Rich and a sore head. “When are we going?” (to play football). “Finish the card.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54470657580339200

2011-04-03 08:32:07
peteum: @joemuggs smoker’s lock-ins in The Railway…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54461162674339840

2011-04-02 09:45:44
peteum: RT @RichardMetzger: Only fans of â€˜The Wireâ€™ will get this http://t.co/8FFIi9a

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54117299128504320

2011-04-02 09:39:24
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Do tune into BBC Radio 3 tonight at 9pm, directly before #annanicole, for a repeat of my “Paul Klee, a Balloon, The Moo …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/54115707474034713

2011-04-01 13:49:22
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS I’m getting a feel for the issue. I could be on Never Mind The Buzzcocks with a fridge line-up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53816224676716544

2011-04-01 13:47:37
peteum: @badtimingnights @NOCHEXXX I dreamt about Suicide-type music the other night! What are we like?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53815782446075904

2011-04-01 13:46:55
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS When I did the Africa Is A Fridge song I was only hinting at the complexity of refridgeration.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53815607312924673

2011-04-01 13:45:38
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS Excellent. Is that the new fridge & the less new fridge (not shed fridge)?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53815287178465282

2011-04-01 13:44:35
peteum: @knickersvickers yah mama.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53815022387855360

2011-04-01 12:50:19
peteum: @knickersvickers Happy Birthday from me. I’d better get to Sally Ann’s eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53801365880840192

2011-03-31 09:16:57
peteum: RT @Betfairpoker: Thursday. The only day of the week named after a member of Sonic Youth.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53385281709150208

2011-03-31 07:24:14
peteum: @NOCHEXXX is HAARP something to do with the prevention of analogue atrocities or something?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53356916633632768

2011-03-31 07:00:49
peteum: Dem a turn off BBC2… Oh what a ting to do…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53351022499872769

2011-03-31 06:58:22
peteum: One never stands in the same shower twice, & presumably won’t be standing in it at all quite soon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53350404796321792

2011-03-31 06:53:19
peteum: Got my desktop back the day I lost BBC2. All is flux like Heraclitus reckoned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53349132399689728

2011-03-31 06:50:12
peteum: Untweeted #plumbingwednesday gossip: the showerhead has decided to leave the bathroom wall!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53348349755129856

2011-03-30 12:40:06
peteum: @arthurCRS Re: “Phew” – genius! I’ll print it out and stick it to The Fridge Of Clarke at the end of the Fridgessey.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/53074017321615360

2011-03-29 12:53:30
peteum: @JudeClarke oh wow, nice one You Clarkes are fridged-up! It’s how granny keeps cool yo!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52715000237789184

2011-03-28 18:14:21
peteum: @MinutestoLive you mean a periscope, right?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52433358831091712

2011-03-28 17:14:24
peteum: Cambridge has some lovely bits if you can see over the wall.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52418273089814528

2011-03-28 13:48:21
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m literally going to be carrying my pathology up and down stairs for the next few weeks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52366415537250304

2011-03-28 13:22:26
peteum: Not complaining though, as I go on annual leave at half past four, even if it only lasts until 5:30.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52359896452177921

2011-03-28 13:19:59
peteum: Must be progressing as a support worker as everyone is hassling the fuck out of me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52359279147102208

2011-03-27 14:33:22
peteum: @badtimingnights Yeah I made a short film.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52015358126723072

2011-03-27 14:20:20
peteum: Gonna start with the cassettes. Avalanche Warning! Then CDs & rock non-fiction.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52012076847218689

2011-03-27 14:17:52
peteum: Yo, anyone-who’s-ever-been-in-my-room: I am going to start packing now. Could really do with fish-eye documentation..maybe a collage will do

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52011459680550912

2011-03-27 12:09:58
peteum: RT @drjohnhawkins: Hearing rumours of retaliation for attack on Fortnum and Mason: a mob of tweed clad old Etonians vandalise a Lidl in …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51979270016339968

2011-03-27 20:46:41
peteum: Soon I will have no carpets, cooker, fridge (possibly), curtains, crockery, cutlery, & just 1 chair & 2 futon mattresses, & all this shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52109307126362112

2011-03-27 20:42:34
peteum: I have just so, so, so many records, tapes and CDs. It’s grotesque.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52108272659988480

2011-03-27 18:27:50
peteum: Just had to explain Jethro Tull to new housemate. #I’mgoingI’mgoing

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52074362102226944

2011-03-27 15:43:36
peteum: @knickersvickers I am genuinely a bit sad too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52033033909444609

2011-03-27 15:05:06
peteum: 2nd avalanche. Got Syd’s smuggling project all over the floor, 2 small dudes on Playstation automatic weaponry.Total chaos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52023343456583680

2011-03-27 14:51:47
peteum: 1st avalanche. Reaching for a Conemelt tape.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/52019991637266432

2011-03-25 18:13:26
peteum: Right then, Ghedalia Tazartes. But first, Balvs!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51345965721993216

2011-03-25 18:11:44
peteum: @JudeClarke I’ve got one but it isn’t one of those super-long ones see. Cheers Jude, appreciate yr efforts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51345534807576576

2011-03-25 18:10:12
peteum: @JudeClarke Probably in by mid April, in theory. Can’t take it before I’m afraid, but can pick it up etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51345150114406400

2011-03-25 14:49:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Is it all soft-synths & stuff? Music packages can play the user a bit sometimes, I think, rather than vice versa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51294737273069568

2011-03-25 14:42:29
peteum: @JudeClarke How far away is this shed? Maybe I could get hold of an extension lead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51292878877634560

2011-03-25 14:40:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Sorry if that seemed lukewarm. Think our tastes & goals are a bit different. I only really like Um post 2002ish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51292421211959296

2011-03-25 14:12:43
peteum: @JudeClarke Er, yes, potentially, but you know…no probs if it’s problematic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51285384600096768

2011-03-25 14:11:34
peteum: Oh, it’s gone. But yeah, if you said any of that to me I’d probably dsetroy myself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51285094501072896

2011-03-25 14:09:31
peteum: It feels simple and self-contained in a good way. Argh, big wasp!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51284580367470592

2011-03-25 14:06:36
peteum: I think I like Dark Days Behind Eyes best thus far. It’s got this skitzy light and shade with the bright melody. No, I like Mahonig best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51283846943088640

2011-03-25 14:01:33
peteum: Ultimately I like music that is repetetive & amateurish tho, & this is neither, although I like the way its a bit action-painting.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51282575729229824

2011-03-25 13:58:38
peteum: I like the proggyness. I’m a bit suspicious of prog hipsterism cos I remember trying to like Yes & Genesis cos my mates did.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51281842036416512

2011-03-25 13:57:20
peteum: But there’s loads of little bits I like, & its as accomplished as I would expect. Let’s try Accordion Wheeze. What the fuck is this, d&b?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51281515727953921

2011-03-25 13:54:17
peteum: & it’s polite, somehow, & reminds me of your face when you used to play guitar, and Radiohead, of which, you know, I’m not a fan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51280748401008641

2011-03-25 13:52:43
peteum: This is Poison Break btw, like the mournful oddness of the repeating lower mid tone synth thing, & the fractured feel, but too many tinkles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51280350797774848

2011-03-25 13:50:51
peteum: OK, hmmm. Kinda glisteny darkness, an almost 80s Crimson feel, drums a bit post-rock. Sounds like CRS, ha. Produced by Bill Laswell in 90s.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51279881950072832

2011-03-25 13:46:32
peteum: @johnedenuk Some of yr old uploaded Smiley stuff was a poignant pleasure to read, so ta.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51278794832617472

2011-03-25 13:44:04
peteum: @johnedenuk Aguing with people you haven’t seen since 1984 about politics is frustrating enough without their twatty mates chipping in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51278176407662592

2011-03-25 13:41:16
peteum: I am now going to find wires to listen to the music of @arthurCRS

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51277469512249344

2011-03-25 13:39:06
peteum: What would you do if some tit called Piers you’d never met called you a spnoger on Facebook? I’m not a spnoge!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51276924739260417

2011-03-25 09:59:39
peteum: Hawkwind on the radio! End times…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/51221700020420608

2011-03-24 12:53:40
peteum: @arthurCRS yep. Hey Arthur, what was that link again?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50903104241143808

2011-03-24 12:15:30
peteum: I’ll bet some wag MP will mutter “tosser” next time Andrew Lansley gets up to speak in parliament.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50893497724698624

2011-03-23 11:55:21
peteum: The Virgin girl has such a ridiculously slutty voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50526042649137152

2011-03-23 09:51:44
peteum: @arthurCRS Queen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50494929989939200

2011-03-23 08:58:00
peteum: @arthurCRS OK nice will check it after work today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50481411181912064

2011-03-23 08:48:25
peteum: RT @ten_ten_ten: radiation on the radio and here we are drinking a bottle of war #monostich

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50478996437204992

2011-03-23 22:05:09
peteum: Tweeting on a desktop! Big up Steve! Big up Linux! Big up Ubuntu! Thanks for saving my XP data-ass! The geeks shall inherit the earth!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50679503487381504

2011-03-23 19:38:50
peteum: Loving this MESMERISING SKULL DUDE on Channel 4 News right now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50642680878858240

2011-03-22 23:02:36
peteum: RT @Greenpeace: Grist: Germany’s solar panels produce more power than all 6 of the Fukushima reactors combined. http://act.gp/hloYLI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50331573635137538

2011-03-22 19:30:09
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I have seen it. Pros & cons but fuckit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50278106333843457

2011-03-22 19:23:19
peteum: @NOCHEXXX you sound like you do when you’re discussing mastering…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50276388510511104

2011-03-22 18:46:06
peteum: RT @johnedenuk: Playing World Domination Enterprises’ “let’s play domination” album too loud on headphones. Aged well IMO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50267020251512832

2011-03-22 18:14:32
peteum: I don’t know if you can smell cannabis a mile away, teenagers over there, but it’s unmistakable from 350 metres approx.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50259076768206848

2011-03-22 18:05:55
peteum: @arthurCRS thanks dude. Let me know when you want my oh-so critical opinion.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50256910208868352

2011-03-22 18:03:29
peteum: @micheleidesmith possibly mid-april, ish? They have to get rid of the coal scuttle.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50256295810437120

2011-03-22 17:58:04
peteum: It’s a big day for me. Never had my own place before. One last blast & I’ll be in the snug pants puffing too no doubt. I hope so.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50254933638918144

2011-03-22 17:52:14
peteum: #tweetyrselffitter

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50253467234742272

2011-03-22 17:51:33
peteum: Sitting in the park on a bench drinking a beer. Suspect I am antagonising the sprint/jog posse doing circuits past me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50253292277731328

2011-03-22 17:46:34
peteum: Sometimes I think it was only Sigue Sigue Sputnik that really nailed it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50252037492965376

2011-03-22 17:05:33
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @badtimingnights I’m staying right outta this! Yeah, could be the 6.45 if we can make it. Might give a bit of wriggle room.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50241716657201152

2011-03-22 16:51:27
peteum: Syd & I were shown round by a laughing Nigerian with a passion for Arsenal FC too, which added to the sense of giddiness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50238166917054464

2011-03-22 16:49:00
peteum: There are times when I thought my son & I would never get to live in a flat, let alone a maisonette with a coal scuttle in the kitchen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50237552392810496

2011-03-22 13:44:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX That’s the way I always roll! Might be waiting for my diminutive girlfriend to finish work and getting the 7:15 though…?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50191201760059394

2011-03-22 13:39:24
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Shit, if I’d known I could probably have sold you one. Jo is coming but pretty reluctantly (dissertation).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50189837248118784

2011-03-22 13:38:03
peteum: @JudeClarke If I stopped drinking I think Capitalism itself would hit the buffers. Perhaps I ought to try. Harder.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50189498746814464

2011-03-22 13:27:14
peteum: @suttonco @hubmedia You guys!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50186777306210304

2011-03-22 13:26:01
peteum: @JudeClarke The Future is bound to be shit cos there will be less cool old pubs, IMO.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50186468714487808

2011-03-22 13:23:18
peteum: Excuse my retweets but Giraffe is from 2004 and pre-Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50185786498363392

2011-03-22 13:19:52
peteum: RT @suttonco: ‘Absolute failure noses towards me like some tender little fish’ #UM

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50184921293135872

2011-03-22 13:18:41
peteum: @JudeClarke People go on about pubs where the decor hasn’t changed since 1973 but this was like time travel itself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50184624491593728

2011-03-22 13:14:57
peteum: @suttonco You’re talking my language, Peter!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50183683172335616

2011-03-22 13:14:24
peteum: RT @suttonco: My Private Ridicule (trunky) / UM / Giraffe #Inmyheadphones

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50183545511084032

2011-03-22 12:49:51
peteum: @JudeClarke @arthurCRS @choaspes It was better as The Ox. *old man face*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50177367607476224

2011-03-22 12:48:09
peteum: RT @paulmasonnews: If Kafka had 12k followers on Twitter those pesky bureaucrats would have got The Trial sorted, plus access to The Cas …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50176941772386304

2011-03-22 12:47:09
peteum: RT @KingMassbo: @danhancox can you do a good zizek voice? I believe, and here is where we must be very precise in our demands, there sho …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50176690571313152

2011-03-22 10:36:11
peteum: RT @faisalislam: 25yo stoner arms dealers awarded multimillion Pentagon contracts to arm Afghanistan http://t.co/u0YAbXQ incredible Roll …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50143728702210049

2011-03-22 10:19:37
peteum: @KingMassbo Cool. Well, it’s interesting, all this stuff you learn under trying circumstances. Ta again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50139562076413952

2011-03-22 10:17:17
peteum: @arthurCRS My pleasure.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50138973162582016

2011-03-22 10:07:05
peteum: @arthurCRS Twitter without a retweet would be like playing at The Portland for the rest of your life. Oh wait…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50136408484098048

2011-03-22 10:04:58
peteum: @KingMassbo Lots like more than Â£200? Thanks btw…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50135874133958656

2011-03-22 10:03:01
peteum: My girlfriend can text faster than I can speak. It never ceases to do my addled nut in.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50135382129524736

2011-03-22 10:01:41
peteum: Sometimes I want to retweet @arthurCRS and I can’t, the web-savvy wanker.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50135048632012800

2011-03-22 10:00:06
peteum: And if so should I just get a new hard disk, install the OS on that, source the apps & carry on, or get new (v. cheap, 2nd hand) PC?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50134648222777344

2011-03-22 09:58:15
peteum: At what point do I give up? Would data recovery people do more than this kinda thing?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50134184508932096

2011-03-22 09:55:21
peteum: “I’m going to use old laptop off as that has linux on it, which may give me access to some lower level tools that Windows does.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50133453844389888

2011-03-22 09:54:58
peteum: Latest from Steve on dead hard drive: “Prognosis not good so far, all the tools I’ve tried have had no effect.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50133355454414848

2011-03-22 09:45:51
peteum: Can’t wait to move in and make it all cosy and do a fuck-load of acid.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50131063154016256

2011-03-22 09:44:42
peteum: Taking son out of school today to look at the flat, after a good night’s sleep. This represents the apex of my grown-upness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50130774363602944

2011-03-22 09:39:33
peteum: It appears I am using Nicky “soft touch” toilet paper. An obscure act of revenge perhaps? A tribute?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50129477593874432

2011-03-22 09:36:37
peteum: @micheleidesmith what whole thing? Archive how?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50128741069885440

2011-03-22 09:20:30
peteum: @micheleidesmith Meesh can you DM some contact details for Andy’s Computers. I need some phone advice at least. Please. Sorry. x

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50124684339064832

2011-03-22 09:18:26
peteum: After all, he was bearded, a confirmed bachelor etc. But more & more I come to appreciate this demonstration of feeling from long ago.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50124162576035840

2011-03-22 09:16:18
peteum: @micheleidesmith Thanks Meesh. Yeah hadn’t thought of that. Still waiting for repayment cheque from thing wot stung me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50123626321678336

2011-03-22 09:14:51
peteum: He ended up sticking the bin on his head & as bits of rubbish fell off his shoulders we looked agog & judged him pure nervous mental.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50123263283695617

2011-03-22 09:13:24
peteum: I had an English teacher that started a rant about how the updated BBC News intro/format looked a bit Future Fascist Newstime. This was ‘88.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50122895262879744

2011-03-22 09:06:09
peteum: Can you send a text from your PC? Is that a stupid question?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/50121071151689728

2011-03-21 13:03:48
peteum: Just got to 200 Following! (not Followers).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49818492601511936

2011-03-21 13:02:15
peteum: I’m doing it again. Nothing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49818099289047040

2011-03-21 07:33:49
peteum: I did dream a good grist concept the other week actually. Must remember to blog that. Asleep & working.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49735448112803840

2011-03-21 07:31:44
peteum: Anxiety Research is now following my tweets.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49734922415513600

2011-03-21 07:30:06
peteum: If I dream of a great song I lost on a dead hard drive but it was only a dream does it matter?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49734512254517248

2011-03-21 07:28:05
peteum: Instant news addiction produces idiotic snobberies. My girlfriend tells me something she’s read in yesterday’s Metro & I roll my eyes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49734005679071233

2011-03-21 07:22:53
peteum: Always check your timeline in this age of anxiety.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49732694879383553

2011-03-21 07:21:55
peteum: I have a fear that I’m going to wake up one day & tweet something whimsical, not realising the world has been destroyed overnight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49732452507332608

2011-03-21 22:49:25
peteum: @kekw Sorry, I hate my Yeovilol riff. It’s a tic cos I’m from snobby, arid Cambridge.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49965867403976704

2011-03-21 22:44:11
peteum: @kekw Are you sure you’re not confusing time & space and “three & a half thousand years” with “Yeovil”?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49964547573956608

2011-03-21 19:51:41
peteum: @kekw “Only when we could afford it, lass.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49921137672593408

2011-03-20 23:31:43
peteum: RT @directoryofbunk: Hipstamatic is to photography as the Zoom multiFX pedal is to guitar playing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49614122660278272

2011-03-20 21:59:23
peteum: “Do you like Duran Duran?” my son asked, earlier. I didn’t know how to reply, as the world has got so much more complicated since 1983.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49590889122775040

2011-03-20 21:56:23
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I don’t know bruv. I can barely access my own website! I bet it fucking has though. These are the End Times, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49590134131273728

2011-03-20 21:53:58
peteum: I remember bitching about Gmail at the time, but it’s been useful in the past few days.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49589524606619648

2011-03-20 21:52:43
peteum: It didn’t work, but fuckit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49589209866043392

2011-03-20 21:52:16
peteum: OK, I’m in. I’m a hacker, like Julian Assange. I found an old email I sent to myself with the link when I was trying to access via phone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49589097441918976

2011-03-20 21:43:30
peteum: How do I log in to my own website?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49586889468035072

2011-03-20 21:27:00
peteum: @NOCHEXXX yeah? I’ll bear that in mind dude. None of the photos I lost are of you btw.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49582737220304896

2011-03-20 20:02:04
peteum: @LowQuay Thanks man. I’ll bear that in mind if my boy Steve thinks it’s worth a shot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49561363760156673

2011-03-20 19:09:33
peteum: I’ve lost hundreds of photos, which is annoying, some writing, a lot of samples. But most of it is just hassle, which is OK.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49548147390808065

2011-03-20 19:06:28
peteum: And I have to move house at the same time. There’s just too much grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49547369624244224

2011-03-20 19:05:12
peteum: But I’m supposed to be making two records in the next two months, plus doing gigs in Holland, & you need a computer for that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49547052560023552

2011-03-20 19:03:23
peteum: Altho I’d already uploaded the wavs to the mastering guy. Today he emailed to say the upload failed, so that was a bit fucking lucky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49546597100552192

2011-03-20 19:02:13
peteum: When my PC started going dicky the last thing I did was copy a folder with files relating to this 10″ I’m making.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49546300173205504

2011-03-20 19:00:40
peteum: Could have been worse on the music/video front but I’ve stupidly lost a lot of unmastered versions of tunes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49545909587025920

2011-03-20 18:56:31
peteum: @kekw Yeah I have a geek pal looking at it but I can’t afford to pay a pro to do it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49544866522333184

2011-03-20 18:54:35
peteum: Channel 4 News are going to win some awards for this Japan coverage, if I can say that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49544382185078785

2011-03-20 18:12:23
peteum: @BenTOGM Yeah I back up but I don’t have an automatic backup thing & inevitably I’ve missed bits.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49533761741787136

2011-03-20 18:10:44
peteum: @rhyscopeland Internal. And it’s the bit with the system on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49533344249151488

2011-03-20 17:50:28
peteum: but it’s weird & shameful how much my life falls apart without my computer, or feels as though it has.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49528246261395456

2011-03-20 17:46:16
peteum: I am lucky that this is just about my worst problem, that I lost a PC on the day that I gained accommodation at last, I have laptop/phone…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49527186738257921

2011-03-20 17:42:17
peteum: I’ve been told I “should have got a Mac” 3 times too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49526187072028672

2011-03-20 17:41:18
peteum: Dead hard drive misery. As an archivist/hoarder/format migrant/pathological data-spewer I am disproportionately depressed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49525938320449536

2011-03-20 16:39:16
peteum: Afternoon nap terminated by xylophone falling on futon. True. Still quite shaky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49510325392916480

2011-03-20 16:30:54
peteum: RT @swadeshine: $ RT @plasmatron So we can’t afford libraries but we can afford wars with countries who are fighting with weapons that w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49508220221390848

2011-03-20 14:02:40
peteum: RT @Savage_Seagull: Rummaging through a rancid bin on the pier again #winning

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49470915947413505

2011-03-20 12:01:54
peteum: @kekw just played my hard-to-please son your Xylitol remix. Big smile at 3:41.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49440526721757184

2011-03-19 16:39:55
peteum: Lol at my brother’s face when I suggested a shandy instead of a beer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49148101327470593

2011-03-19 15:00:35
peteum: Fischerspooner’s “Emerge” blasting out of my ex’s flat at full volume. Bless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/49123106073227264

2011-03-18 12:06:22
peteum: @Laica23 is that an offer?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48716874703310848

2011-03-18 12:05:36
peteum: I’m disappointed to read about the “gross error of engineering” at The Tins improvement. They made the bridge too long.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48716682235084800

2011-03-18 11:58:00
peteum: @Laica23 I’m cleaning a cupboard and drinking coffee right now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48714769733136386

2011-03-18 11:31:26
peteum: @Laica23 you’re on fire today! Like if a fire was just being silly on the internet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48708080980078592

2011-03-18 11:15:38
peteum: Anyway, I’ve dealt with the mouse shit, now to paint a radiator.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48704106554068992

2011-03-18 11:13:41
peteum: Loads of handy music on there. Even my own effort not altogether shabby. Nu-Lab were on their way out. It’s about that, if yr interested.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48703615216533504

2011-03-18 10:55:35
peteum: Cheering myself up with the Xylitol remixes. Deserves more than this paltry bumskipper edition!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48699061670379520

2011-03-18 10:49:38
peteum: Simultaneously elated & dejected with respect to housing & PC death respectively, & concurrently massively hungover, & at work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48697564782018560

2011-03-17 15:46:45
peteum: @BrunoFatCat Nah, will be unfurnished. Got to get fridges and ovens etc. Looked thru letterbox & looks 70s vintage carpets too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48409947783954433

2011-03-17 14:58:40
peteum: @BrunoFatCat Thanks for the tip. I don’t have any furniture though. I don’t have any plates or cutlery. I just have records and stuff!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48397848630403072

2011-03-17 14:52:00
peteum: @arthurCRS I don’t see why not!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48396167784038401

2011-03-17 13:57:05
peteum: @arthurCRS well, precisely…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48382349594996736

2011-03-17 13:36:08
peteum: @JudeClarke it does. I hope its ok! Thanks Jude.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48377077988196352

2011-03-17 13:16:22
peteum: Viewing flat Tuesday. Shit!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48372101563949056

2011-03-17 17:43:29
peteum: @badtimingnights Thanks, and thanks for fridge tips. I’ve transported more oscilloscopes than fridges, if you get me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48439322285850624

2011-03-17 17:23:24
peteum: @JudeClarke wicked. Thanks Judith!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48434269672046592

2011-03-17 17:17:28
peteum: @JudeClarke That might be helpful. Might be helpful to know if it doesn’t work before such time Jude, if it isn’t too much of a hassle : )

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48432776126537728

2011-03-17 16:19:46
peteum: @JudeClarke Ah wot! Well that would be fantastic. Bless yuz. Likely to be getting back to you on that one mid-April if not before!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48418254766604289

2011-03-16 17:12:54
peteum: @BrunoFatCat It says “offered” on the website, & the let-priority date is the same as mine, but no-one’s been in touch. Am hopeful tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48069239516561408

2011-03-16 15:57:42
peteum: RT @badfeatureideas: Lion El Blair – Perennially insincere former British Prime Minister travels to Spain to fight a lion with his bare …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48050317144752128

2011-03-16 15:47:22
peteum: Home-link website says it’s been offered, but I’ve just noticed the let-priority date is the same as mine! Surely…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48047714226806784

2011-03-16 15:45:25
peteum: @JudeClarke Looks like I came 2nd, 3rd, 4th or possibly 5th out 157… but, hang on a minute…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48047225108037632

2011-03-16 15:23:57
peteum: Bollocks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48041821510713344

2011-03-16 13:57:38
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: Is it wrong to hesitate about RT ing a worthy link, due to typo? Is it rude to correct typo before RT ing #spellingnazid …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48020099667476480

2011-03-16 13:56:33
peteum: Also cut nails, done the school run & made love. To do: washing, shopping & make a pasta sauce. SUPERWOMAN needs accommodation here y’hear!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48019825208991745

2011-03-16 13:51:54
peteum: I have compiled a tracklisting. I am talking to Carl Saff. I have emailed DMS. I’m a bloody TIGER!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48018656340357120

2011-03-16 13:36:16
peteum: @arthurCRS Endlessly refreshing the website is not telling me, & it is illustrative that I have forgotten to have lunch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48014724020977664

2011-03-16 13:32:41
peteum: @arthurCRS There’s a question Arthur. It could be today, but I’m hoping it will definitely be by the end of the week. But who knows!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48013820551110656

2011-03-16 12:57:50
peteum: @JudeClarke @badtimingnights Going to put a load of washing on now. Wish me luck! #plumbingwednesday

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48005048835387392

2011-03-16 12:56:48
peteum: @badtimingnights @JudeClarke Funnily enough one of the first things I had to do today was wrest a stuck plug from our sink. #plumbingweds

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48004789900029952

2011-03-16 12:47:42
peteum: @BrunoFatCat I’ll try and cope without Simon’s unique presence!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/48002501487767552

2011-03-16 10:33:07
peteum: @JudeClarke Flats off Norfolk Street. Your old manor, I believe…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47968629609861120

2011-03-16 10:23:52
peteum: Bidding for the flat me and 154 other people are after closes 12 noon today, if anyone wants to vibes Mandela House or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47966304430325760

2011-03-16 09:07:49
peteum: @Laica23 new towels suck. Viva old towels!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47947164223152128

2011-03-16 07:51:40
peteum: It reminds me that my odd socks were noticed and commented on during the visit, so it feels like a bit of a reproach.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47927999089229824

2011-03-16 07:50:28
peteum: Just peeled a sticker off one of the brightly-coloured patterned socks the out-laws gave me that says they are ‘easy to match’.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47927697258717184

2011-03-15 22:44:52
peteum: @Hot_Chip well, you know, if white reggae ever comes back I’ll vouch for ya…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47790395773566976

2011-03-15 22:37:39
peteum: @HughesRich celebrity = aristocracy = wrongness.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47788578788478976

2011-03-15 22:32:54
peteum: @Hot_Chip your freestyle at public life that time back in the day might have had a likkle Cultural influence al?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47787384267472896

2011-03-15 14:02:51
peteum: Bloke in front of my window on 3rd floor up a tall thin tree with drill & fag in mouth. Status: amateur. Purpose: unclear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47659022601564160

2011-03-15 14:00:04
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: @peteum Coldham’s Lane: almost entirely uniform. Newmarket Rd is long and grim but full of historical stuff at least.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47658325600505857

2011-03-15 13:59:30
peteum: @BrunoFatCat I work for the lady as a support worker. Occasionally this means I have to find my inner Gok Wan, sort of.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47658181903654912

2011-03-15 13:56:34
peteum: @LowQuay No she was all of a piece from her sculpted pink nails to her sing-song breathy squeak. Tried to record her at the till but failed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47657444675039232

2011-03-15 13:52:26
peteum: @BenTOGM hi Ben! Yeah Gilbert is long in the urban vernacular sense. I mainly used it for jumble sale access though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47656402558255104

2011-03-15 13:50:03
peteum: RT @BenTOGM: @peteum Gilbert Road for me. Long, uniform and everywhere I wanted to go in Cambridge always seemed to be at the other end …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47655802089119745

2011-03-15 13:11:49
peteum: RT @michaelgrayer: @peteum Easy. Histon Road, going into town, on a bike. Dead straight, very slightly uphill *all the way along*, usual …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47646179688849409

2011-03-15 11:22:28
peteum: RT @JudeClarke: @peteum Gotta be Newmarket Rd, surely. Big, ugly, lined with megastores etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47618663880196096

2011-03-15 10:56:43
peteum: Shop assistant such an odd-looking, over made-up girly girl that she appears to be a separate species.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47612181491093504

2011-03-15 10:49:52
peteum: Sensible shoe shopping with a blind lady is payment for so many of my sins.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47610459540561920

2011-03-15 10:47:18
peteum: RT @explorer_mag: @peteum Has to be Coldham’s Lane. Most interesting thing about it is its apostrophe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47609813168951296

2011-03-15 10:47:05
peteum: RT @directoryofbunk: @peteum Kings Hedges Road always turns out to be far longer than you remember, making every journey on it a grindin …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47609757577658368

2011-03-15 10:46:58
peteum: RT @HughesRich: @peteum Rather, perhaps, predictably: Long Road… bores the tits off me. Newmarket Road comes second for sheer unattrac …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47609727231868928

2011-03-15 10:37:44
peteum: Yeah, Long & Newmarket mos def. Also Arbury for unrelenting uniformity. Spending too much time on Perne for my liking.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47607406502481920

2011-03-15 10:22:25
peteum: @directoryofbunk saw a bloke cycling up mill road bridge carrying another bike over his shoulder once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47603552457199616

2011-03-15 10:18:46
peteum: It’s true what they say about buses isn’t it…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47602632453390336

2011-03-15 10:16:01
peteum: Cambridge people, a poll: what is Cambridge’s Most Tedious Road? Rate by length, boringness, ugliness or any specific personal antipathy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47601940108021760

2011-03-15 10:11:51
peteum: Starting to think there must be large hole at the end of Birdwood Road, into which all the buses have fallen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47600892211503104

2011-03-15 10:06:38
peteum: More Cambridge scenes: bloke cycles past in Fulbourn yesterday very seriously and unselfconsciously singing opera.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47599576378642432

2011-03-14 22:08:00
peteum: After several hours, & cans of Stella, my alphabeticized archive project finds me mired in the 1st folder at a track called “Cunt”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47418728417202176

2011-03-14 22:04:35
peteum: Decided it would be prudent to record a great many unfinished (unmastered) tracks to Minidisc, just in case, you know…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47417868794605569

2011-03-14 21:28:55
peteum: @fritzbogott I think my complicated is a country cousin to y’all’s…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47408892816269312

2011-03-14 21:18:12
peteum: You know you’re getting old when you plug in some complicated chain of analogue+digital audio devices & it works as it should straight off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47406197619429377

2011-03-14 20:00:45
peteum: RT @badfeatureideas: Smack My Titch Up – Will granny’s favourite gardening-based TV chat show hosted Alan Titchmarsh be livened up by th …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47386705556279297

2011-03-14 17:32:44
peteum: Audioboo: Paul/pete http://boo.fm/b302263

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47349456504500225

2011-03-14 15:32:03
peteum: @JudeClarke read your tea tweet exactly at this point. http://t.co/yCmRCQN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47319085071089665

2011-03-14 14:44:59
peteum: What people don’t realise is that Jeremy Kyle’s just bitter because of what I did to him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47307239911981056

2011-03-14 11:33:50
peteum: RT @THATS_A_PAR: Remember to RT any praise you get as a producer/DJ, so your followers can fully grasp how truly awesome you are

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47259135758172160

2011-03-13 20:28:43
peteum: On me bike now though, thank fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47031354562584576

2011-03-13 20:27:59
peteum: We all dig the OU, Tomorrow’s World, Public Information films, but what about the hauntology of light entertainment?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47031170973708288

2011-03-13 20:15:28
peteum: My disco mix shift finishes in 16 minutes & I’m in fucking Suffolk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47028020950732800

2011-03-13 20:10:40
peteum: Didn’t know I was going to Suffolk today…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47026811288293377

2011-03-13 19:58:12
peteum: RT @Edpilkington: as @ggreenwald points out, it’s okay to strip a detainee naked at night but it’s not okay to criticise that #WikiLeaks …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47023675848921088

2011-03-13 19:26:14
peteum: Why is light entertainment back? It’s grim. Reminds me of being scared of going to bed in the dark.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47015630267875330

2011-03-13 19:21:53
peteum: Dean just stuck his head under Torvill’s box and flipped the bitch backwards over his head!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/47014534552096768

2011-03-13 17:30:31
peteum: RT @WittTweets: Benefits of Swansea over Cambridge: the coast, and the fact the people here make you to SMILE. But the weather is FOUL. …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46986508850298880

2011-03-13 14:11:34
peteum: I see I’m working a 1-9 shift on my birthday. I was thinking of getting pissed this year.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46936441636397056

2011-03-13 14:09:12
peteum: Reading risk assessment forms listening to songs from musicals. Only another 6.5 hrs to go.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46935845990711296

2011-03-13 14:03:27
peteum: @arthurCRS yes, not sure the Cambridge Sound stands to any kind of scrutiny, let alone a sporting tournament.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46934397789806592

2011-03-13 12:34:25
peteum: @arthurCRS and I speak as someone who always was, is & will be classically shit at football.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46911993248088064

2011-03-13 12:31:12
peteum: @JudeClarke wasn’t sure if you meant work or Romsey Beach for a sec there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46911185920077825

2011-03-13 12:28:59
peteum: @arthurCRS Us, our kids, my girlfriend. Me & Phil wore stupid shades. Phil’s rubbish, as I say. Even his kids were rubbish, to be honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46910624567017472

2011-03-13 12:09:38
peteum: Sorry for rabbiting on about work. I’m afraid it will always seem something of a novelty.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46905755177193473

2011-03-13 12:08:04
peteum: It’s funny that I’ve got to do an extra 3 hrs today, because tomorrow I have to leave early otherwise I’ll have worked too much.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46905361826979840

2011-03-13 12:04:50
peteum: I should be at work now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46904546588508160

2011-03-13 11:58:25
peteum: @JudeClarke I’d lived on Mill Road for years before I discovered all that bit. Used to call the chalk pits Romsey Beach.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46902934679732224

2011-03-13 11:25:08
peteum: There is a lady here who laughs about nothing. She works here. It’s quite unsettling.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46894559497682944

2011-03-13 11:09:10
peteum: Didn’t have to lift a finger, or be troubled by being informed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46890539890655232

2011-03-13 11:02:59
peteum: In fact several shifts have been changed permanently, & I’ve even had some annual leave booked for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46888985359945729

2011-03-13 10:56:57
peteum: Still managed to get to work over 3 hrs early, however, as they had changed my shift without telling me. I was still laughed at though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46887463590961152

2011-03-13 10:55:09
peteum: As The Tins is closed, & Cherry Hinton Road makes me aggressive, I tried Snakey Path today. Pretty, but too indirect.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46887013294686208

2011-03-13 07:29:09
peteum: Hi Ho, hi Ho…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46835169834958848

2011-03-12 22:44:00
peteum: Audioboo: doozer noise/carpets http://boo.fm/b300829 #doozer

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46703013565431808

2011-03-12 21:38:05
peteum: Anyone else out there using Tungsten T3 PDA w/ Bhajis Loops? http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2006/07/bhajis-loops-tungsten-t3-75-bargain.html

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46686425231527936

2011-03-12 20:47:33
peteum: @johnedenuk I did used to get paid to cut them up though, so I look at dem orange squash like a screwface badman.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46673707061612544

2011-03-12 20:43:37
peteum: @kekw You can’t be crafty with skunk innit? Just really fucking obvious & too boxed to pretend besides!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46672718392864768

2011-03-12 20:41:22
peteum: @johnedenuk Carib-centric heretical nonsense. Oven bake some with red onion, olive oil, seasoning, little bit of cinnamon. Sweet as!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46672150911926272

2011-03-12 20:29:39
peteum: @johnedenuk Nah, sharp knives & the method, then it’s piss easy to cook and impossible to ruin.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46669202962120704

2011-03-12 20:27:45
peteum: @kekw he who smelt it dealt it?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46668725511929856

2011-03-12 20:19:41
peteum: @vacuouspop I for one would welcome this out-of-the-box rethink of the traditional oxbridge sporting meet!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46666693929480192

2011-03-12 19:50:13
peteum: Harry Hill is a genius.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46659276328013824

2011-03-12 19:41:55
peteum: @bloodrainbow Fucked up! And cool!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46657191083651072

2011-03-12 19:33:53
peteum: Some youngish chap with wavy hair, slightly imperious expression, but then you’d have to front a bit in a C5. I’d like one though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46655169064222721

2011-03-12 19:28:21
peteum: Cambridge is a weird place. The other day I cycled past a bloke in a Sinclair C5. On that bleak road that goes past the Ida Darwin, Fulbourn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46653773581524992

2011-03-12 17:58:32
peteum: It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but I tell you this: Man From Uranus is shit at football.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46631173480386560

2011-03-12 17:54:03
peteum: Fuckyeahreducedlettuce.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46630043912388608

2011-03-12 08:56:00
peteum: RT @bloke_zer0: It’s like Dawn of the dead here. Dead from the neck down. Wouldn’t know the funk if George clinton bitchslapped their mo …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46494641029263360

2011-03-11 17:12:26
peteum: …Josef K-style stumbling around in the dark for years. I can just call up & chat & see what gives, & what gives seems hopeful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46257184950067200

2011-03-11 17:11:05
peteum: General good vibes on the housing front tho, if non-specific, following a call to her at Home-Link. Somehow I have her ear after all the…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46256843563089920

2011-03-11 17:05:32
peteum: I would have thought that a copy of Tricky Disco’s House Fly was worth a quid, & that’s what it’s worth, a quid. So yeah, AMATEUR.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46255446985674752

2011-03-11 17:04:13
peteum: And Acid wasn’t retro chic then. Now it appears every cunt in Essex has a copy up on Discogs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46255116017352704

2011-03-11 17:02:42
peteum: Interesting how stocks go up as well as down tho. Pretty sure acid comp URBLP15 was in the book for Â£15 back when we used the book.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46254732964139009

2011-03-11 16:59:25
peteum: Increasingly though, if you wanted a shit 90s rave in your house, I have decks and everything.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46253906505904128

2011-03-11 16:56:43
peteum: My chazzer-hopper claims to crate-digging speculative alchemy the other week have turned into laughable skipping, jumping BULLSHIT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46253227393560576

2011-03-11 14:35:00
peteum: @kpunk99 Don’t lose your capitalist-realist mojo over there Mark. You can’t taste the dysphoria in the air like u can over here. It’s good!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46217565466398720

2011-03-11 11:20:29
peteum: RT @joemuggs: Oh shit. RT @BreakingNews: Japan declares ‘nuclear emergency’ as attempts to cool reactor at northern plant are ‘not going …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46168611177508864

2011-03-11 09:24:50
peteum: That’s weird, my external hard drives powered up without my computer coming on. Is this what happens at the end of the world?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46139508445548544

2011-03-11 09:22:15
peteum: Ooh, power! It’s not the end of the world yet then, even if my digital clock looks a bit apocalyptic…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46138855983820800

2011-03-11 09:20:20
peteum: Tweet tweet, say the birds, as if to mock me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46138375463383040

2011-03-11 09:19:44
peteum: Just remembered the advent of fine weather would mean me doing several arduous manly tasks at work today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46138225265348608

2011-03-11 09:17:36
peteum: Not a life-threatening flood though eh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46137686221791232

2011-03-11 09:15:48
peteum: @JudeClarke Home. Think it’s this bit of romsey at least.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46137232603623424

2011-03-11 08:52:44
peteum: POWER CUT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/46131431453364224

2011-03-11 00:10:25
peteum: My gristly comedic thanks to the young woman who came up to me & enquired: “Excuse me, are you….C Joynes?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45999984251904000

2011-03-11 00:09:08
peteum: Fantastic Bad Timing night at CB2 w/ The Doozer & Harpoon Group, both on cracking form I would say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45999662880129025

2011-03-10 18:08:58
peteum: Seriously though, why does the Boomkat BHOOO have to be that much louder than the music? It really fucks with any sense of wonder/greed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45909021126967296

2011-03-10 15:55:47
peteum: It’s actually reminding me of working with Man From Uranus, to be honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45875505815240704

2011-03-10 15:54:25
peteum: The really frustrating thing is that matey’s maddening exactingness has produced the odd good call with titles & transitions, for example.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45875162389815296

2011-03-10 15:49:17
peteum: Bang on cue, Phil Collins on the radio…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45873869382365184

2011-03-10 15:47:58
peteum: I found myself seriously considering making a separate director’s cut of someone else’s terrible holiday footage. But why make bad art?!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45873536732114944

2011-03-10 15:42:50
peteum: Soundtrack is the stumbling block. And that I require COMPLETE ARTISTIC CONTROL.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45872248086736896

2011-03-10 15:40:53
peteum: Granted it is his holiday footage & his film but I have spent 2 days learning iMovies & furthermore I am RIGHT.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45871754257776640

2011-03-10 15:35:38
peteum: Film I am editing with service user has stalled due to petty artistic squabbles. On my part.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45870436256448512

2011-03-10 13:19:21
peteum: I might have missed a bit out but my powers of recall are diminished by simultaneous Aspergers and cornish male voice choir.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45836136249180160

2011-03-10 13:14:23
peteum: …gave me hands…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45834888947044353

2011-03-10 13:13:55
peteum: As U.S. flags are calmly burned By imbeciles who have just turned From patriots in SUVs To muesli-munching men of peace If only god had…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45834770185326593

2011-03-10 13:11:09
peteum: Or better yet concoct a spray That kills all wars for 90 days And ration it to tiny nations And piss myself in my space station…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45834075541483520

2011-03-10 13:09:27
peteum: If only god had gave me hands I’d pick myself up off the land Or thrust myself to outer space Where I’d make plans to bomb the race…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45833647479197696

2011-03-10 12:59:21
peteum: Re: muesli-munching, the Um song If Only God Had Gave Me Hands goes a little something like this:

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45831104296529920

2011-03-10 12:50:23
peteum: @suttonco actually Outtakes might be technically out of print.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45828849757470720

2011-03-10 12:48:32
peteum: RT @danhancox: “In his third work, Mr Happy, Hargreaves takes us on a Jungian journey to the integrated self…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45828383657033728

2011-03-10 12:48:08
peteum: @suttonco that wasn’t all hustle. Just a little bit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45828283333488642

2011-03-10 12:30:18
peteum: Dennis Bovell accepted your friend request. #drunkonFacebook

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45823793058422784

2011-03-10 12:16:34
peteum: @suttonco funnily enough if you bought the Giraffe Outtakes album there’s a song about ‘muesli-munching men of peace’ on there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45820336398286848

2011-03-10 12:09:32
peteum: Sheeeeit. Thanks readers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45818569111511040

2011-03-10 11:15:03
peteum: This is what victory feels like, I observed. I was very breathless and sweaty and felt tainted with the shame of behaving like an idiot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45804855582916608

2011-03-10 11:10:21
peteum: At the last few metres I slowed to turn into the driveway, & stole a glance behind. They were straining behind me! I dismounted, they passed

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45803672571101184

2011-03-10 11:07:10
peteum: I also tried to use oncoming traffic to minimise the opportunites for overtaking from behind. My destination loomed ahead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45802870972485632

2011-03-10 11:04:07
peteum: I was faster, and better, with less effort, unconsciously. I cycled nonchalantly, at speed, without looking round.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45802103142236160

2011-03-10 11:02:02
peteum: This lead would have to be kept without acknowledging the fact that any kind of race was taking place.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45801580150267904

2011-03-10 10:57:17
peteum: I couldn’t be sure they were going all the way down Station Road but assuming they were I would have to maintain my lead over half a mile.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45800385679605760

2011-03-10 10:51:44
peteum: I knew they would recognise me because I am apparently very ungainly on a cycle & I was wearing a stupid red hat besides.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45798990746357760

2011-03-10 10:49:39
peteum: Then the woman signalled left & I realized I had one more chance to overtake on the straight by the school, which I did!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45798465334296576

2011-03-10 10:47:49
peteum: I presumed our paths would diverge when I headed into the village, & they would be completely unaware of my athletic tenacity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45798002975182848

2011-03-10 10:44:39
peteum: Alas the physical effort was beyond me & they were able to stay in front, albeit tantalizingly close.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45797205575077888

2011-03-10 10:39:03
peteum: As we neared Fulbourn & climbed the hill I figured I would need to accelerate past on the downward section to stand a chance of victory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45795798356725760

2011-03-10 10:35:39
peteum: The tandem easily achieved a lead of approximately 200 metres, which they retained apart from at the Robin Hood traffic lights.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45794942844534784

2011-03-10 10:32:41
peteum: One thing I had in my favour was that they had no idea they were involved in any kind of competition.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45794194773643265

2011-03-10 10:31:19
peteum: They clearly had the advantage of decent equipment and not being nebulous street punks, but a lot can happen over a long route.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45793852044484609

2011-03-10 10:28:11
peteum: I could tell neither of them were students of the arts, so a grudge match emerged on Cherry Hinton Road.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45793063494369280

2011-03-10 10:25:41
peteum: I’d cut the couple on the tandem up, just cos I’m a nebulous street punk & had to get to work, but they overtook as though making a point…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45792431567933440

2011-03-10 10:18:21
peteum: You tap Clair but you tweet Claire. How do people called Clair cope?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45790586527166464

2011-03-10 10:06:52
peteum: Then had to spend the next half hour guessing who was coming to Fulbourn on Saturday. Didn’t get it. It was Isla St Claire.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45787696685256704

2011-03-10 10:03:56
peteum: Engaged in pointless cycle race with straight citizen couple on tandem in hi-viz jackets. Much strategy to triumph, but nearly died.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45786957841842176

2011-03-09 21:07:33
peteum: RT @danhancox: one of the occupiers of saif gaddafi’s house might be doing an i/v with bbc world service which wd thus be audible IN lib …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45591576851914753

2011-03-09 14:11:15
peteum: RT @danhancox: that extraordinary cache of pictures, anecdotes and memories is the perfect example of why @johnedenuk’s blog is THE BEST

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45486809827917824

2011-03-09 13:52:55
peteum: RT @thethirdestate: Saif Gadaffi’s mansion in Hampstead has been occupied in #solidarity with Libyan Revolution. Address is 7 Winnington …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45482197158862848

2011-03-09 12:27:03
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: The Doozer plays BT, CB2 basement, Cambridge tmw 10th. With Robin of Dead Rat Orchestra solo as Harpoon Group plus …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45460588708626432

2011-03-09 10:20:47
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Der plan reissues?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45428812464406528

2011-03-09 09:19:04
peteum: Arguing about politics with old school friends on Facebook joy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45413281493549057

2011-03-08 17:29:44
peteum: RT @feministhulk: HULK CELEBRATE 100TH INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! FEMINISM ROCKS, WHETHER YOU ARE A MAN, A WOMAN, BOTH, NEITHER, OR HULK!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45174372993998848

2011-03-08 14:59:17
peteum: @Laica23 @NOCHEXXX No, there was Syd Barrett, and then many years of silent darkness before we gloriously erupted into your ears and eyes!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45136512576262144

2011-03-08 14:43:47
peteum: @arthurCRS Didn’t know that one. Good concept for use in arguing with idiots

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45132609067556864

2011-03-08 14:32:38
peteum: @arthurCRS Rousseau, the social contract and all that?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45129805007568896

2011-03-08 12:35:00
peteum: RT @atmcq: Barclays Bank two top bonus earners are Bob Diamond and Rich Ricci. Satire, surely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45100201412804609

2011-03-08 12:34:46
peteum: RT @imstillsimon: One of #Barclays top paid bankers is called Rich Ricci. That’s nominative determinism if ever I saw it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45100142747062272

2011-03-08 12:34:41
peteum: RT @GuillaumeRuette: Also, how funny is it that Rich Ricci is paid a fortune? Feels like I should be called Ivan Overdraft. #Barclays

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45100122211749888

2011-03-08 12:32:31
peteum: Ink-spattered gull-crusher @TomMorganJones is on Twitter, and gives my son free books, kindly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45099574083325952

2011-03-08 12:28:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Something like that anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45098542318104576

2011-03-08 10:56:40
peteum: @ergophizmiz Could you indulge us aficionados with some shelf porn?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45075454813679616

2011-03-08 10:21:40
peteum: @ergophizmiz We are in sync. Had that recently too, & just discovered that the calls to the bank to sort it out cost an extra tenner too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45066647135989760

2011-03-08 10:03:38
peteum: Still decompressing from the weekend. Had flashbacks for most of yesterday. I feel quite *altered*.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45062108051800064

2011-03-08 09:42:34
peteum: @johnedenuk Thought you were on about Desmond’s for a sec there. Was thinking “the man is a caricature of himself!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45056807139422209

2011-03-08 09:39:05
peteum: @NOCHEXXX And given the dearth of carers anyway…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45055931452620800

2011-03-08 09:38:27
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I like the idea but I think it would result on user-apathy. Like when Wikileaks revealed everything at once & no-one cared.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45055771595120640

2011-03-08 09:34:51
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I thought about a DVD, possibly, but I’m not sure that wouldn’t be a foot shot, for various reasons.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45054864576888832

2011-03-08 09:31:12
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Thanks dude. Still thinking it would be funny to have the non-Best Of on a 10″, and basically have about 2/3rds of your selection.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45053946359844864

2011-03-08 09:29:39
peteum: 10″ @33 1/3 RPM 10″ @45 RPM OPTIMAL 9 minutes per side OPTIMAL 7 minutes per side MAXIMUM14 minutes per side MAXIMUM11 minutes per side

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45053555010318336

2011-03-08 09:28:33
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: @peteum http://bit.ly/eyAHfT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45053279469699072

2011-03-08 09:23:06
peteum: How should I Google how many minutes audio fit on a 10″ record?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45051906204237824

2011-03-08 09:07:45
peteum: RT @MedvedevRussiaE: To all women, we wish you a happy International Women’s Day! Enjoy spring warmth and high spirits! We love you!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45048046920273920

2011-03-08 08:28:29
peteum: RT @faisalislam: Why more angst about Libya uni links than arms? Why is it University/ BBC bosses, not politicos forced to resign after …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/45038163298762753

2011-03-07 22:05:01
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: @peteum looks like the mouse terminology has reached Sydney!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44881264146255872

2011-03-07 22:03:09
peteum: I can feel prouder in a less complicated way than seeing someone use the phrase “mind-leaves” on the VG+ board, in relation to Neil Suddes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44880792542920704

2011-03-07 22:01:31
peteum: Obviously, cos the vocals pitch up and the whole thing sounds hyperactively silly inna mice stylee. And better, worryingly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44880381853437952

2011-03-07 21:58:50
peteum: For the record, a mouse mix is a sped up one. This dates back to my brother’s terminology concerning 4-track use in mid 90s Rake, Hampshire.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44879708290162688

2011-03-07 21:54:40
peteum: RT @3gargallopieces: @NOCHEXXX This is Dro, Man I’m humbled you’re checking my mixes! Huge fan. Ritalin and Timepiece are so raw and per …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44878657059172352

2011-03-07 00:16:53
peteum: @MaxTundra Please pass on our Pete Um details.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44552061823614977

2011-03-06 17:28:08
peteum: 4 trains to catch, & one of them’s just turned into a slow bus. & we have a saucepan set & some towels to take with us. Still, adios!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44449195234570240

2011-03-06 15:41:08
peteum: Audioboo: sitting in the sitting room http://boo.fm/b295243

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44422266284544001

2011-03-06 15:34:39
peteum: @ergophizmiz we had a cheeky pint in a Tiger today. No football, just a whiskery old lady who wanted to chat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44420633597181952

2011-03-06 15:06:47
peteum: @MMCooney I knew that tour guide seemed bogus! Ok, maybe next time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44413622063075328

2011-03-06 14:23:13
peteum: Beverley, Morrisons, the toilets.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44402657032544256

2011-03-06 12:59:39
peteum: Audioboo: dunno http://boo.fm/b295149

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44381629619249153

2011-03-06 11:10:23
peteum: As well as the “my character is shame” concept, Miss Hawaii also once mimed the effects of a shower on the soul. Wish I knew more Japanese.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44354131179212801

2011-03-06 11:04:50
peteum: @johnedenuk you old SITUATIONIST/ANARCHIST/HIPPIE you…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44352734727639041

2011-03-06 11:01:11
peteum: RT @somedisco: Aid is imperfect but works; only about 0.7% of our economy. Jesus. Christ. British ppl: yr enemy is not aid. Your enemy a …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44351816930033664

2011-03-06 10:36:22
peteum: @knickersvickers is a lazy bitch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44345569048666112

2011-03-06 10:30:41
peteum: Rod Stewart is cheese-grating his way to the bank through some standards.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44344138199605248

2011-03-06 10:28:55
peteum: As I tapped “torture” the Mouse came in and said “feeling tortured?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44343694215745536

2011-03-06 10:26:22
peteum: Paterfamilias’ collection ensures I am living in a Dennis Potter scripted by Mike Leigh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44343052449488896

2011-03-06 10:19:57
peteum: If I ever get tortured, it will the music that makes me crack.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44341440750436352

2011-03-06 10:17:28
peteum: Can anyone meet me at doncaster station circa half seven with 4 Stella? I can paypal you…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44340812812791808

2011-03-06 10:14:29
peteum: Endless tableaux of quiet insanity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44340062841868288

2011-03-06 23:32:30
peteum: Gonna get home, have a whisky and make a little film about Jo’s pots, pans & towels dowry, then cry ourselves to sleep. #winning

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44540890659823616

2011-03-06 23:28:23
peteum: @LowQuay Jesus, that almost sounds worse than it was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44539855354605568

2011-03-06 23:27:10
peteum: More delays/diversions. Little stopover in Stevenage, then all stations back to Cambridge. Pretty weary & flat mooded.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44539547635294208

2011-03-06 21:26:44
peteum: Back on the rail bit of the train journey. Driver bitching out the signalman for further delaying us. Put us behind TWO coal trains.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44509239523287040

2011-03-05 23:47:08
peteum: @Beardychris maybe so. Sort of like your part of the world though. Cold blooded old times…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44182186773065728

2011-03-05 23:44:04
peteum: @Laica23 yeah no probsh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44181411657289728

2011-03-05 22:09:32
peteum: Take that. http://post.ly/1hs1X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44157625411174400

2011-03-05 22:07:48
peteum: The white horse, beverley. Recommended pub.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44157187085438977

2011-03-05 22:05:09
peteum: RT @wikileaks: Egyptians: Don’t throw away #AmnDawla shredded paper! We have the world’s best shredder reconstruction team on hand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44156519524208640

2011-03-05 22:03:57
peteum: @Beardychris It’s a Sam smiths in beverley, but it feels fairly miraculous.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44156218683555842

2011-03-05 20:52:13
peteum: 3 pints of lager, a medium wine and a coke = Â£9.28. Fookin’ ‘ell, etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44138165652557824

2011-03-05 20:28:38
peteum: If I’ve learnt anything from this weekend it’s that I will fundamentally always be unhappy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44132229072429057

2011-03-05 20:25:04
peteum: I just mistook hand lotion for soap & shot a jet into the toilet bowl. Got paranoid about how it looked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44131335161393152

2011-03-05 16:22:57
peteum: Pub not so much calling my name as handcuffing my soul and frogmarching it to the backseat of the car.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44070402183544832

2011-03-05 16:15:37
peteum: Ha! Skidby and Ferriby are places.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44068555855101952

2011-03-05 15:06:24
peteum: A light lunch at the aquarium cafe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44051137711706112

2011-03-05 15:05:31
peteum: @Laica23 bastard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44050917481381889

2011-03-05 12:19:55
peteum: I know what’s happening hour by hour this weekend in advance, down to the last hot drink.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44009242939760640

2011-03-05 12:17:36
peteum: I’m focusing on the fact that today finishes in the pub. A gaslit pub called Nellies .

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44008658392190976

2011-03-05 12:12:12
peteum: @badtimingnights ha! Of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44007299475443713

2011-03-05 12:01:07
peteum: Ain’t no Jubilee there anymore, I noticed yesterday. Sad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44004511546740736

2011-03-05 11:48:42
peteum: Has anyone registered WWW.wwwwwwwwwww.com?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/44001384399503360

2011-03-05 10:45:02
peteum: Visiting an aquarium today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43985361675886592

2011-03-05 10:30:57
peteum: Well it’s peaks and troughs, but the peaks are quite low and the troughs are very deep…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43981820987060224

2011-03-05 09:41:12
peteum: Audioboo: northern customer service voice http://boo.fm/b294420 #northerncustomerservicevoice

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43969297168596992

2011-03-04 20:50:57
peteum: I feel like I’m tripping…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43775458596233216

2011-03-04 18:05:01
peteum: Welcome to the new Hull, it says. Well I’m a new face in Hull.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43733702324387840

2011-03-04 18:03:27
peteum: @kekw I’d swap. I’m in Hull.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43733306277240832

2011-03-04 17:57:39
peteum: It’s getting dark, and I’m headed for the heart of it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43731849150865409

2011-03-04 17:53:48
peteum: @NOCHEXXX are you trapped somehow?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43730879050285056

2011-03-04 16:59:47
peteum: Hit the north. http://post.ly/1hWKB

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43717282718945280

2011-03-04 16:23:46
peteum: Me & her got reserved tickets at opposite ends of packed train. Spot of luck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43708220488953856

2011-03-04 16:07:14
peteum: @ekolad she’s someTHING else man…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43704061865885696

2011-03-04 15:53:04
peteum: Audioboo: Peterborough http://boo.fm/b293846

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43700496694915072

2011-03-04 15:50:20
peteum: Audioboo: woods walk http://boo.fm/b293844

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43699807574953984

2011-03-04 15:42:08
peteum: My girlfriend isn’t massive and bricky, to be clear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43697744073867264

2011-03-04 15:40:22
peteum: @arthurCRS ha ha! No, totally unrelated. Some brickworks near Peterborough with bricks from here to fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43697297636339712

2011-03-04 15:19:30
peteum: Wow, that’s a lot of bricks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43692045965066240

2011-03-04 15:15:07
peteum: On the 14.58 from ely, my girlfriend strips to her bra to change tops.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43690943987200000

2011-03-04 13:33:50
peteum: @staggerindie @NOCHEXXX we’ve all seen it, ta. Oh, I see. Cheers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43665457420582912

2011-03-04 11:52:00
peteum: Am I being paid less of a pittance, or more of a pittance? Being paid less anyway.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43639829493317632

2011-03-04 10:00:57
peteum: A meeting about “the next few months” and “your hours” about to start. I should have shaved, really.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43611882338258945

2011-03-04 08:49:11
peteum: That was quite a shock actually. God help me if she ever does get on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43593822759944192

2011-03-04 08:48:17
peteum: ..should be read in a certain light.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43593592895315968

2011-03-04 08:47:59
peteum: I’m not going to live tweet my ordeal, because some grist is gristier than others, but anything I say after about 6:30PM…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43593519104929792

2011-03-04 08:46:17
peteum: And I see she’s been tweeting in my place while I’ve been in the shower, and she’s never been on Twitter in her life.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43593089633361921

2011-03-04 08:44:39
peteum: I was about to come on here while she’s in the shower & ask if it would be unethical to live tweet our visit to her Daily Mail parents.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43592678025330688

2011-03-04 08:43:23
peteum: Ha ha. She’s a smart one, that Mouse.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43592360709455872

2011-03-04 08:32:10
peteum: The brighter the light the bigger the shadow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43589540149067776

2011-03-03 19:13:17
peteum: I think they’re asking too much of this actor dude on Emmerdale. He’s rubbish anyway without having to do retrograde amnesia.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43388493623341056

2011-03-03 16:37:01
peteum: @jonnymugwump I did enjoy it. I don’t mind getting paid to see shit films but a decent one is a bonus

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43349166059036672

2011-03-03 16:32:27
peteum: @oscillatordrift no there’s literally a film called Cowboys & Aliens. Must take some balls to pitch that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43348019000778752

2011-03-03 14:22:03
peteum: Cowboys & Aliens. Oh my days…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43315201189220352

2011-03-03 13:53:45
peteum: @arthurCRS cool. It’s weird seeing films randomly. The Other guys, social network, tron, gullivers travels. & I never go otherwise.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43308081458839552

2011-03-03 13:50:02
peteum: You do not follow makemoney

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43307145499901952

2011-03-03 13:48:34
peteum: Off to see True Grit for work. Not sure what I should expect.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43306773314142208

2011-03-03 13:42:59
peteum: Must get a babysitter…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43305371619688448

2011-03-03 13:42:27
peteum: RT @Cafeoto: Rashad Becker added to GhÃ©dalia TazartÃ¨s show on 25 March: http://t.co/jICPG7e

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43305238068858880

2011-03-03 12:21:51
peteum: Just wrote a long and fiddly blog post and then www.umbusiness.co.uk just fell over. Can you see it? I can’t. And now to work…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43284953001238528

2011-03-03 10:01:11
peteum: Woah, harsh data profiling!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43249551074791424

2011-03-03 09:41:58
peteum: @NOCHEXXX This is the way the world works, sadly.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43244715616907264

2011-03-03 09:40:45
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Asharq Al Awsat asks Saif Gaddafi “You don’t have an official title. In what capacity do you speak?” A – “The media …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43244410317713408

2011-03-03 09:39:43
peteum: @arthurCRS I think you need to cut the strings, get off lactose and FIGHT THE FUCKING POWER! These trogs ain’t shit!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43244150862258176

2011-03-03 08:30:46
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Plus blondes have more fun. After work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43226796963008512

2011-03-03 08:27:18
peteum: Thought I was working 9-5 like D. Parton. Actually 1-9 like a low-paid shift worker in DAVID CAMERON’S AUSTERITY BRITAIN.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43225925395025920

2011-03-03 08:23:44
peteum: Next door was a kind of cheese museum, which was run by bare-chested semi-troglodytic right wing nationalists.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43225027608453120

2011-03-03 08:20:02
peteum: I dreamt I went to stay with @arthurCRS’ strange family in a strange house in Holland. His mother was a very uptight American lady.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43224096850452480

2011-03-03 08:18:08
peteum: @NOCHEXXX You really dream the dream don’t you?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43223618628489216

2011-03-03 08:14:45
peteum: Inaudible Thought For The Day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43222768216571904

2011-03-02 23:32:48
peteum: Good pitch! The Third Policeman – Crowdfunder http://t.co/DonwSJa via @CrowdfunderUK

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/43091412606128128

2011-03-02 07:07:33
peteum: RT @bencnn: In eastern #Libya Qaddafi’s claims people love him, youth all on drugs and Al-Qaida behind revolt cause for much hilarity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42843467768008705

2011-03-01 13:37:20
peteum: @JudeClarke Good on you for giving it a go though. Bit of an adventure I reckon. And cooking is one of those mojo things…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42579171205054464

2011-03-01 09:23:36
peteum: Old Um blog: http://otherumblog.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2006-01-01T00%3A00%3A00Z&updated-max=2007-01-01T00%3A00%3A00Z&max-results=50

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42515317091602432

2011-03-01 09:20:04
peteum: @ergophizmiz Sounds like an Eno installation. Put an entry fee on your door and go about your po-faced business…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42514429170028544

2011-03-01 08:19:44
peteum: Making a motion. http://post.ly/1gZI7

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42499246670356480

2011-03-01 07:32:30
peteum: Morning. http://post.ly/1gYps

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42487361094942720

2011-02-28 23:08:59
peteum: Just sold a Tripel 004. Still a few copies left…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42360646964215808

2011-02-28 21:13:05
peteum: @oscillatordrift The Kubin comp? Thanks man. Bit over the top, but yunno…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42331478964703232

2011-02-28 16:26:10
peteum: @fritzbogott hope it isn’t a voodoo doll fritz…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42259272318451712

2011-02-28 14:12:23
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m trying, albeit in a painstaking, uber-fiddlesome, heart-surgery-on-a-bee sort of way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42225603402932224

2011-02-28 13:29:36
peteum: I’m making a fucking model car again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42214838025469952

2011-02-28 09:51:28
peteum: Today is slightly like my Friday, bitches.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42159942391570432

2011-02-28 09:49:52
peteum: Why have I had the same tweet at the top of my timeline for two days?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42159542640836608

2011-02-28 09:47:35
peteum: @oscillatordrift have you survived?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42158964942708736

2011-02-28 09:32:08
peteum: I see that the amusing-in-itself name of the village hairdressers, Look Ahead, is referred to as LOOK A HEAD in the work diary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/42155077519015936

2011-02-27 20:44:49
peteum: RT @Betfairpoker: __&__ The international emoticon for “I’ve fallen on the ice and I can’t get up.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41961977085427712

2011-02-27 20:44:10
peteum: My girlfriend promised me a “surprise” when I got in. She knows me very well, the evil Scorpio bitch.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41961810999508993

2011-02-27 20:43:19
peteum: Things you don’t really need when you come in from work: A spacey hippy girl with dreads & “India” clothes doing No Woman No Cry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41961600730533888

2011-02-27 14:13:29
peteum: @Laica23 not more vinyl is it? No particular reason for asking…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41863492298342401

2011-02-27 13:45:29
peteum: Two tenants discussing marriage. “i’d need a room for me music…”says the prospective groom. Totally relate to that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41856449911078912

2011-02-27 13:30:17
peteum: “i’d buy a copy of that!” he exclaimed immediately, and we laughed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41852623493660672

2011-02-27 13:25:35
peteum: My brother & I were discussing his condition. I said he should be on the cover of Narcissist magazine, looking pleased with himself.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41851440716722176

2011-02-27 13:19:43
peteum: @JudeClarke that was fucking close. I was struggling to concentrate on this mosaic I’m involved with here. Thank god it all worked out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41849964132966400

2011-02-27 13:13:06
peteum: @ergophizmiz ah thanks man, and coming from the dapmeister himself. Glad to hear yr hanging w/ The Trickster. Ask him about his DJ alter ego

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41848299539546112

2011-02-27 12:56:20
peteum: @JudeClarke Hillarys? Al amin. #millrdcentric

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41844080606576640

2011-02-27 12:42:40
peteum: A waitress asked me if I wanted any breakfast, & I muttered something about tea & toast. “there’s a banana” she said, leaning in. “for free”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41840638345494528

2011-02-27 12:36:14
peteum: Later I found myself idly looking at porn, and then suddenly remembered alison was behind me. Morning broke, and it was raining.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41839020279463936

2011-02-27 12:32:21
peteum: Then I had to spend the night in an internet cafe. Alison, the first girl I told I loved her, was in the seat behind, but I blanked her.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41838042314571776

2011-02-27 12:25:01
peteum: Then we looked at a menu in an Indian restaurant. I was umming & ahing but my dad suddenly ordered me a “happy meal”. I wasnt happy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41836198926360576

2011-02-27 12:20:24
peteum: Dreamt I met my dad in a city square. Was feeling a bit sullen & resentful. He did a little twirling dance amidst the jugglers etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41835034705018880

2011-02-27 12:17:53
peteum: Yesterday I hissed: “you absolute fuckchild!” at a traffic light in genuine anger.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41834402933637121

2011-02-26 15:22:26
peteum: RT @ASouthernYankee: â€œYouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time-wasting website called YouTwitFaceâ€, ~ Conan Oâ€™Brien

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41518456536956928

2011-02-26 15:05:21
peteum: Audioboo: fishtank http://boo.fm/b288589 #Peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41514158495236096

2011-02-26 12:31:36
peteum: @micheleidesmith the guy I’m making it with is older than me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41475467101872129

2011-02-26 12:07:29
peteum: I’m making a fucking model car.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41469395477729280

2011-02-25 21:41:53
peteum: The fact that it’s Nirvana they’re singing along to next door goes a long way, but it’s still a meathead choir.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41251562655318016

2011-02-25 19:53:01
peteum: Ah this teen whisperer thing I’m watching accidentally is breaking my heart. Horse woman is amazing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41224163880476672

2011-02-25 15:35:34
peteum: “They live only in the mountain rain forest of central Africa. Here is a map of central Africa where mountain gorillas live”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41159375267565568

2011-02-25 15:35:02
peteum: Formatting random floppies from fuck-knows-where. Someone’s project on Mountain Gorillas bites the dust.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41159241796554752

2011-02-25 15:25:11
peteum: These floppy disks are slow, yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41156764057608192

2011-02-25 15:23:46
peteum: 3 kids on the Playstation arguing over who farted. Little do they suspect…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41156407092846592

2011-02-25 10:36:49
peteum: In fact it was in Rotterdam or Nijmegen that Miss Hawaii admitted to me “my character is shame”. It’s a winning motto, I love it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41084194763313152

2011-02-25 10:34:48
peteum: Got some gig(s) in Holland in May & it would be a shame to get to there & still not have done it. It would be shameful.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41083685872599040

2011-02-25 10:33:39
peteum: Looking again @NOCHEXXX ’s draft 4 or 5 or 6 with a view to sorting my pathologies out, or some of them.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41083396826480640

2011-02-25 10:32:30
peteum: Had some time off for childcare during half-term. Today is my Sunday. We’re going to play footie in the park & then watch Escape To Victory.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41083108006707201

2011-02-25 10:30:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: dreamt myself and Danny L tried to photograph a troll. the flash on my Lomo jammed as the mythical entity scuttled past.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41082492387725312

2011-02-25 09:36:49
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: I have never seen people laugh in a mosque. What a pleasant sight

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41069092655865856

2011-02-25 09:36:45
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Al Qaradawi: Husni Mubarak is poor compared to Gaddafi, he only had 40 to 70 Bilion dollars, Gaddafi has 120 billio …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/41069076209995777

2011-02-24 21:27:05
peteum: @Janeyferr what’s your inferrence here, ferr?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40885447798427648

2011-02-24 20:16:40
peteum: @orfy Send me an email address and I’ll send you the MP3s somehow. These days I always mention the Macbook issue when hustling!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40867727379800064

2011-02-24 19:58:50
peteum: RT @NemesisREPUBLIC: RT @CamDefendEd: Police illegally enter kings college use pepper spray and arrest two people #demo2011

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40863240837791744

2011-02-24 19:53:36
peteum: @orfy Ha ha! Let me know how you get on with that. And consider other revenue streams also…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40861923008458752

2011-02-24 17:41:24
peteum: @directoryofbunk Then again, I also picked up a disc of French poetry, so that doesn’t look so macho. #orquotingSinittafrankly

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40828653084352512

2011-02-24 17:37:40
peteum: @directoryofbunk Actually I also bought “Jazz Carnival” by Azymuth, so i’m probably still pretty blokey.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40827717142183936

2011-02-24 17:24:41
peteum: @directoryofbunk Yes, that the sort of thing a chap can live by..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40824447334088704

2011-02-24 17:20:45
peteum: @directoryofbunk Well, it’s got a quote that says “Feminism is the theory, lesbianism is the practice”, so it’s fairly hardcore.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40823457746919424

2011-02-24 17:18:55
peteum: @ekolad Everyone should fez up once in a while…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40822995928748033

2011-02-24 17:18:15
peteum: @50quidsoundboy Ha ha! Very good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40822829813481472

2011-02-24 17:17:51
peteum: @MaxTundra Yeah there’s a little Cambridge feature with some faces you might recognise. & the MZ has a cameo on the charts page, honest!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40822726847504384

2011-02-24 17:16:12
peteum: I bought a lesbian record today. Will let you know if it stirs anything lying latent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40822313414823936

2011-02-24 14:52:10
peteum: Sending The Mekons to Champaign, Illinois.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40786067531501568

2011-02-24 11:24:16
peteum: @arthurCRS Someone quoted Garfield: “If life is failing to meet your expectations, lower them.” Apposite, perhaps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40733744637812736

2011-02-24 11:22:13
peteum: @arthurCRS If one comes up, however, we should be in with a good chance. So, how long can we hang on? I don’t know.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40733230277734400

2011-02-24 11:21:08
peteum: @arthurCRS Hope not, but 1st indications are that we will be lucky to get 2 bed near here anytime soon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40732956142075904

2011-02-24 11:01:10
peteum: @arthurCRS a bedroom would be a start, of course. Maybe a sofa.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40727932657729536

2011-02-24 10:57:55
peteum: @arthurCRS Aw. Ta. Of course syd would be like: “wot, this shabby idiot?” He is a secure child but would like more “normality”, I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40727116714610688

2011-02-24 09:48:01
peteum: Syd: “What the hell, there’s three Kirstys!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40709522360107008

2011-02-24 09:46:44
peteum: He’s crouching at the edge of the stage like a HATE GOBLIN.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40709201357443072

2011-02-24 09:45:43
peteum: Kyle: “How do you pay for your kids?” Geezer: “What, these ones?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40708944896729088

2011-02-24 09:43:31
peteum: Half term. Syd watching Jeremy Kyle. Not impressed with my deep analysis of the show’s sociological funtion but allows “Kyle is evil.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40708392993427456

2011-02-23 19:49:22
peteum: Yeah cos Man U are playing Marseille Syd reckons it’s French Night. http://twitpic.com/42zu70

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40498470200541184

2011-02-23 19:46:31
peteum: @fritzbogott http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIDda9gyuo&feature=related My ex’s 40th.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40497754732105728

2011-02-23 19:00:57
peteum: Livid, listening to polite jazz. Got into a fight with some software. Tried to transfer photo of pen moustaches. Horribly angry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40486286733225984

2011-02-23 17:52:55
peteum: RT @jonsnowC4: I understated it: the Saudi king has now chucked a tiotal of Â£20 billion at his peope to stop them throwing him out

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40469163461976064

2011-02-23 15:54:38
peteum: Audioboo: doctors waiting room http://boo.fm/b285925

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40439398013075456

2011-02-23 15:50:00
peteum: Audioboo: underpass and football http://boo.fm/b285915

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40438230813773824

2011-02-23 12:56:48
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s pretty straight done-for-the-money gear. Theme is a winner tho, obv!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40394644269301760

2011-02-23 12:46:44
peteum: @ergophizmiz got the vinyl! #hipsterwanker

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40392110033076224

2011-02-23 12:04:26
peteum: Gonna write a guide to dealing with the blind, for those who struggle with the bleeding obvious.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40381464415715328

2011-02-23 12:02:40
peteum: “is that a Labrador?” For the 2nd time in ten minutes. No it’s a komodo dragon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40381019823677440

2011-02-23 12:01:15
peteum: 50ish Caribbean woman takes charge of ancient posh American Audrey Hepburn type’s bus route. Much confusion.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40380665694392320

2011-02-23 11:31:22
peteum: Buying throws.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40373145172967424

2011-02-23 09:48:49
peteum: Then we went to a bar. Whole thing was surprisingly humdrum though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40347337595289600

2011-02-23 09:47:11
peteum: @Laica23 soaked. Off to town now too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40346925823692800

2011-02-23 09:42:57
peteum: Dreamt I was hanging out with Elvis, revisiting the set of a war movie he’d been in, but it suddenly updated to a real desert theatre of war

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40345859111522304

2011-02-23 09:38:26
peteum: Well that was a refreshing journey into work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40344722530639872

2011-02-23 08:41:23
peteum: I have taste & opinions. I am a music critic, art critic, film critic, food critic, girlfriend critic, grumpy misanthropic bastard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40330369253384192

2011-02-22 16:53:06
peteum: RT @meadwaj: “A small group of young people took drugs, hallucinogenic drugs, and they attack police stations like mice…” Mice? *Mice? …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40091723636031488

2011-02-22 15:02:13
peteum: @JudeClarke Sorry Jude was going 2 come en masse w/ caterer ex, precocious 10yr old & my famously blunt food critiquery, but who needs that?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40063817987792896

2011-02-22 12:02:32
peteum: News o’ The Doozah: Working: Armchair Shows http://t.co/JcOHPG8

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/40018601826205696

2011-02-22 10:03:45
peteum: RT @NestoHogan: It’s getting weird and complicated, and afraid that it’s just getting warmed up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39988707834601472

2011-02-21 12:00:15
peteum: RT @SultanAlQassemi: Reuters: Ex-Libyan official speaks out against leadership. Leadership “wrong to threaten violence against opponents …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39655636086161408

2011-02-21 11:51:04
peteum: RT @NemesisREPUBLIC: RT @OwenJones84: BLOGGED: Aaron Porter stands down as NUS leader – and why he had to go http://tinyurl.com/4kav3ez

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39653328535302144

2011-02-20 21:55:51
peteum: Mouse gave me a Morrissey cut. Something unresolved there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39443137638174721

2011-02-20 21:54:25
peteum: Still the greatest software musician I will ever know. His missus has a birthday today, 38 or something…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39442776059805696

2011-02-20 21:51:37
peteum: Listening to Andrew Coleman on Thrill Jockey, hipsters…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39442073576804352

2011-02-20 13:19:00
peteum: RT @PennyRed: Why are people not angrier about the fact that Libya has just massacred over a hundred unarmed people for protesting?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39313067766591489

2011-02-20 01:08:53
peteum: @CambridgeFrames interesting, Ta. Thanks for the link.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39129329669509120

2011-02-19 18:41:15
peteum: So, if other people’s view of us is mediated by their subjectivity, & we can only have limited self-knowledge, in what sense do “we” exist?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/39031777293123584

2011-02-19 12:50:18
peteum: @arthurCRS She probably needs you to help her to unwind…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38943457523273728

2011-02-19 11:51:08
peteum: RT @PennyRed: Barclays pays 1 percent corporation tax, gets billions in public subsidies, and is one of the biggest investors in the ar …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38928569644093440

2011-02-19 11:49:21
peteum: I said to myself: “I’m definitely coming here again. I could ride my bike.” Man, gotta get out of east anglia now & again…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38928117686870016

2011-02-19 11:47:17
peteum: We turned onto a road I didn’t recognise. I was amazed at the gradient & eventual elevation. More hills across a valley in the distance…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38927598998261760

2011-02-19 10:55:45
peteum: I dreamt Cambridge had hidden higher ground where strange children played.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38914631137374209

2011-02-18 17:43:05
peteum: Audioboo: boat styles http://boo.fm/b281700 #Peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38654751981834240

2011-02-18 16:52:34
peteum: Turkish cognac on the Friendly Fox. With the kids. Rupert’s 40th tomorrow. Oh Christ.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38642039872692225

2011-02-18 15:55:32
peteum: Audioboo: test plus drain http://boo.fm/b281586 #Peteum

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38627684204412928

2011-02-17 23:47:40
peteum: Fuck, I do love Can.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38384113782104064

2011-02-17 18:31:55
peteum: That was the original title.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38304651388530688

2011-02-17 18:31:26
peteum: Ok computer, be a dickhead.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38304531796336640

2011-02-17 18:10:05
peteum: @kekw Oh yeah he wanted to do the wild David Mellor thing in his Chelsea kit. “I believe in miracles..where ya from…”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38299159765196800

2011-02-17 18:08:20
peteum: @somedisco For sure. The Suharto stuff = disgraceful. Works a charm with those who see W. govs foreign policy as freedom-spreading tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38298716578258944

2011-02-17 18:02:58
peteum: 200…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38297365194608640

2011-02-17 18:01:44
peteum: Over 100 people did in the time it took me to tweet that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38297058431475712

2011-02-17 18:00:51
peteum: Guess we better follow @GeorgeMonbiot then.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38296834241728512

2011-02-17 17:41:46
peteum: New towel rail joy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38292030866063360

2011-02-17 17:39:25
peteum: @LowQuay Where can one do that Lokes?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38291440933015552

2011-02-17 16:27:39
peteum: RT @tapebox: New XYLITOL 2xCD available now: http://xylitolmusic.blogspot.com feat woebot belbury poly um kek-w nocturnal emissions noch …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38273379408547840

2011-02-17 10:01:48
peteum: @kekw if so he’s notorious for that, toe-sucking and having the world’s smuggest face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38176275969478656

2011-02-17 08:10:27
peteum: “now David you were responsible for the middle east and retain links with Bahrain, what’s going on?”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38148255543984129

2011-02-17 08:07:25
peteum: To justify what happened in Bahrain they have to get a prick like David Mellor on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/38147492541374464

2011-02-16 18:45:02
peteum: @chapmusic Everyone should listen to The Chap!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37945564876390400

2011-02-16 08:21:48
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: I tell you what, there’s an awful lot of “on-kilter” music in this world.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37788724041359361

2011-02-15 17:08:00
peteum: @arthurCRS You see, you’ve got to start thinking about the future!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37558760314646528

2011-02-15 17:00:38
peteum: @arthurCRS With the job thing I mean I thought having a job was this all or nothing thing that would mean I ceased to exist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37556903403986944

2011-02-15 16:58:52
peteum: @arthurCRS Oh christ yeah, but fuck that shit!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37556460061728768

2011-02-15 16:50:33
peteum: @arthurCRS *thoughtfully* In fact, people seem to view kids like I used to regard jobs. Interesting…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37554366349049856

2011-02-15 16:48:24
peteum: @arthurCRS Plus so many people have kids for the wrong reasons or are just twats.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37553827989299200

2011-02-15 16:47:09
peteum: @arthurCRS and people who think it’s some great sacrifice rather than *insert cheesesome thing here*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37553510169968640

2011-02-15 16:45:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Just seen a lot of miscarriage action, seen people who can’t have kids & are miserable, people put it off till it’s a bit late…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37553148478357504

2011-02-15 16:44:01
peteum: @arthurCRS Not saying you are. As I say it’s complicated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37552721448017920

2011-02-15 16:41:50
peteum: @arthurCRS This is too complicated for Twitter, but it kind of irks me when people are blase about procreation.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37552175433523200

2011-02-15 16:37:59
peteum: @arthurCRS All I know is that if you can make a perfect Autechre back catalogue then there is a child that deserves parents A&J.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37551204636692480

2011-02-15 16:27:27
peteum: @ergophizmiz We’re clever aren’t we?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37548554465710080

2011-02-15 15:31:08
peteum: Audioboo: Lancey Street http://boo.fm/b278781 #peteum #LanceyStreet

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37534380872171520

2011-02-15 15:05:51
peteum: @arthurCRS Assuming I’m reading you right & you eventually want to/can etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37528017353842688

2011-02-15 14:51:23
peteum: @arthurCRS I think the Autechre thing lends a certain inevitabilty. Can’t fuck about with kittens forever mate. +, kids = huge privilege.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37524379671732224

2011-02-15 14:47:47
peteum: @directoryofbunk If you lived in a Suffolk village in the 90s opposite an antique warehouse I can see how Lovejoy didn’t pass you by.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37523472464740352

2011-02-15 14:43:22
peteum: @directoryofbunk Funny to think I might have been able to see your house from Norfolk Street, in the early 90s, stoned.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37522360542314496

2011-02-15 14:38:47
peteum: @arthurCRS That’s very sweet. I don’t like Autechre myself but if you’re ever getting shot of stuff when she’s up the duff give me a bell.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37521208203280384

2011-02-15 14:37:42
peteum: Etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37520934722080769

2011-02-15 14:37:30
peteum: RT @RealLovejoy: Woke up with a bloody start thinking there were 2 men downstairs before realizing I’d left radio 4 on. Balls out with a …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37520883283136512

2011-02-15 14:36:43
peteum: @arthurCRS @directoryofbunk @RealLovejoy yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37520688742924288

2011-02-15 14:35:54
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS @bloodrainbow got me following “Lovejoy”. Pretty funny. It’s a East Anglia thing bro.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37520482181840896

2011-02-15 14:31:46
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS I don’t like Neil Young. Which one do I take? I take the shit one & when I get home I see I done good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37519442971869184

2011-02-15 14:30:52
peteum: @directoryofbunk @arthurCRS Today right, two Neil Young LPs. One’s good, one’s shit. I’ve never heard the shit one.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37519214642343936

2011-02-15 14:29:03
peteum: @arthurCRS @directoryofbunk I’m a record collector. It’s not quality that counts, it’s scarcity value.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37518758478086144

2011-02-15 14:24:26
peteum: It’s good when you find some records, take a punt on some & leave some behind & you get home & your instinct was exactly right.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37517595246723072

2011-02-15 14:18:24
peteum: Ridiculous moment this morning where I’m on the phone telling school secretary my son is ill today & he starts whistling in the background.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37516077533638656

2011-02-15 12:43:29
peteum: @BrunoFatCat Oh nothing really. There was no fight or anything. I chucked the tupperware. I’m a hoarder, but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37492190754111490

2011-02-15 11:26:01
peteum: Link to new blog post http://www.umbusiness.co.uk/?p=1131

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37472695553630208

2011-02-15 11:25:15
peteum: RT @BrunoFatCat: @peteum Don’t forget to tweet the link for the blog post. :O)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37472503177682945

2011-02-15 09:41:04
peteum: Fuck you Twitter, I’m writing a blog post.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37446283224424448

2011-02-14 21:11:04
peteum: Cheers Simon.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37257539812859905

2011-02-14 21:09:16
peteum: Reynolds. Fuck. I suppose I did buy Blissed Out back in the day tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37257087348252672

2011-02-14 20:29:56
peteum: Imagine if how Sting sings was your speaking voice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37247189075886080

2011-02-14 19:56:22
peteum: Watching Channel 4 News seemed to illustrate how fucked this Big Society idea is, but was also the 1st time I’ve had it properly explained.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37238739587563520

2011-02-14 19:53:55
peteum: @ergophizmiz Oh! I’m going to that. Shame!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37238126195773440

2011-02-14 15:13:45
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Our Love Will Destroy The World play BT at The Portland, Cambridge tomorrow w/ Brideburger + Grief Athletes Â£6/7 ht …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/37167617689001984

2011-02-13 23:12:47
peteum: RT @zone_styx: @johnedenuk you’ll just have to watch it all on i-and-iPlayer

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36925781724635138

2011-02-13 22:40:48
peteum: @rhyscopeland Makes sense. His problems have all been analogue, mine to do with computers.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36917734306488320

2011-02-13 22:05:08
peteum: Whole thing had an Apollo 13 vibe about it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36908760450469888

2011-02-13 21:59:46
peteum: Impressed by Doozer’s tales of wandering in a wilderness of analogue tape voodoo. Bexhill On Sea & back till the dosh runs out.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36907408664035328

2011-02-13 21:57:34
peteum: Render it till it crashes. Then render it again.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36906853921193985

2011-02-13 19:18:44
peteum: @ergophizmiz Syd says: “Thankyou, Phizmiz”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36866880853512192

2011-02-13 19:18:11
peteum: @ergophizmiz And to Miss Four, as I can’t remember which one it is!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36866743401979904

2011-02-13 18:00:55
peteum: I have not song the “When Yr Ten” song, out of dadly decency.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36847299925643265

2011-02-13 17:59:24
peteum: My son is an Aquarius, incidentally, and has turned 10 today. I am his Dad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36846917061185537

2011-02-13 17:54:40
peteum: “the liner notes are quite cryptic, but very interesting, and fantastically written, appropriately mysterious for the music they accompany.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36845727564959745

2011-02-13 17:53:40
peteum: There’s another long review in the Aquarius Records site which refuses to be linked, typically, but bigs up the notes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36845474237382657

2011-02-13 17:44:25
peteum: Felix Kubin comp I did the liner notes for: http://www.dustygroove.com/browse.php?kwfilter=Felix+Kubin&incl_oos=1&incl_cs=1&format=all

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36843145886961665

2011-02-13 16:24:54
peteum: @harukoraharu thanks very much!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36823135961485312

2011-02-13 09:50:34
peteum: Father of a ten year old, yeah?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36723899701919745

2011-02-13 00:21:38
peteum: @Laica23 Thinking about it, it must be, somewhere along the line, my fault. To use a computer is to be culpable innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36580723699748864

2011-02-12 23:36:25
peteum: @Laica23 its a posterous thing man, but Ta.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36569343592632320

2011-02-12 22:52:36
peteum: Doozer floor. http://post.ly/1c4fI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36558315102289920

2011-02-12 22:52:35
peteum: Doozer floor. http://post.ly/1c4fI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36558311507628033

2011-02-12 18:38:36
peteum: The Four Lads That Shook The Fens are going out for a celebratory curry/drink. Simon’s teetotal, Phil’s got no money and Dave’s ill.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36494396119584768

2011-02-12 16:42:22
peteum: @badtimingnights its all grist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36465144141709312

2011-02-12 16:41:58
peteum: @badtimingnights My fatal floor? Wot, on the charts page? Yeah I was thinking of doing a key as a blog post.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36465042887024640

2011-02-12 13:11:23
peteum: @ekolad @ekolad he he. My pride & joy? That “storeroom” is sleeping 3 at the moment! Got OSCar for Â£100 a few years back…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36412048204251136

2011-02-12 11:19:38
peteum: RT @disappointment: Have put a picture of Mick Hucknall on top of Mubarak and am sliding Hucknall’s opacity up and down. That’s my morni …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36383925517549568

2011-02-12 10:50:45
peteum: @50quidsoundboy Old old skool school biznis! Yeah, small world, as they say.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36376657615011840

2011-02-11 19:27:03
peteum: RT @samhusseini: Most hopeful upshots: End of “war on terror” US rationale for war, end of israeli dominance, toward real global dialogu …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36144201150369792

2011-02-11 18:19:37
peteum: RT @chris_coltrane: I hope this Lord Sugar thing does not give people in other countries the idea to try to over throw capitalism.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36127231323406336

2011-02-11 18:18:53
peteum: RT @thewarmjets: Aaron Porter appeals for calm. #egypt

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36127047268958208

2011-02-11 17:27:50
peteum: RT @digitalben: Can we have this in a different country every friday night, please?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36114197355962369

2011-02-11 16:48:53
peteum: @JudeClarke It’s an amazing day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36104397457076225

2011-02-11 16:48:20
peteum: RT @UKuncut: >>ha! RT @Lord_Sugar: I hope this Egypt thing does not give people in other countries the idea to try to over throw …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36104256670932994

2011-02-11 16:47:13
peteum: IMMENSE NEWS! I’M HOLDING A COPY OF THE WIRE! Also extremely pleased about Egypt of course. I had a feeling if I just popped out for a mo…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36103974969020416

2011-02-11 15:02:16
peteum: RT @zone_styx: re last RT, the mugged-on-Oxford-St-in-broad-daylight video is v funny and is here http://www.umbusiness.co.uk/?tag=gagarin

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36077566859149312

2011-02-11 15:01:48
peteum: @50quidsoundboy I do indeed know Pete. Doing a lot of mashup stuff as Audiobutcher at the moment. Nice chap.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36077449246814208

2011-02-11 15:00:21
peteum: @johnedenuk @50quidsoundboy Come Monday, if no joy, I will do just that. I’m going to go and buy a copy now though!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36077081410412545

2011-02-11 14:46:40
peteum: RT @zone_styx: idea for sweepstake: days until videos appear on Youtube of Rastamouse redubbed as Badmouse w/ much ruder patois

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36073639723925505

2011-02-11 14:37:39
peteum: Having to describe a review of a C Joynes gig in The Wire that Chris thinks he might have missed. “Er… likens your shit to Fahey?” #windup

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36071369754148864

2011-02-11 14:25:00
peteum: @50quidsoundboy no, it’s not there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36068186646380547

2011-02-11 14:10:37
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s got Lightning Strikes on…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36064568618786816

2011-02-11 14:06:59
peteum: That Felix. He is a one! http://twitpic.com/3yncm3

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36063651186081792

2011-02-11 14:00:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz Yeah it’s a compilation on The Omni Recording Corporation, as they style it. It’s good. Full of Felix.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36062091815165952

2011-02-11 13:51:03
peteum: @ergophizmiz You know what they say – “When your memory goes, forget it.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36059642245160961

2011-02-11 13:50:28
peteum: @ergophizmiz If Pete Um is having to remind you of things, you’re basically fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36059494274445312

2011-02-11 13:49:25
peteum: Fucking hell. My preposterous sleevenotes for the new Felix Kubin comp are spread over 8 pages. “Bruder Luzifer”, cosmonauts.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36059232570703873

2011-02-11 13:44:17
peteum: @chapmusic Yeah, fuck ‘em. That’s where the fun stops.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36057939873771520

2011-02-11 13:42:58
peteum: @ergophizmiz Think 4-year old girls might be more complicated perhaps though?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36057610817904642

2011-02-11 13:42:26
peteum: @ergophizmiz Yeah, Sunday too innit. He wasn’t too bad though. Just pointed at Amazon & said “which game?” “That one” “Sure?” “Yeah” “Cool”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36057472984682497

2011-02-11 13:35:41
peteum: @50quidsoundboy Do you know, I’m just going to doublecheck that…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36055775117840384

2011-02-11 13:34:33
peteum: @ergophizmiz You’re ahead of me for the shared kid birthday chores!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36055489477353473

2011-02-11 13:15:24
peteum: @arthurCRS Wispy-Chinned Pissheads For Democratic Reform?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36050669693571073

2011-02-11 13:11:13
peteum: @arthurCRS yeah, me neither. To be honest I left Scouts after a week so its probably just a fad.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36049620148686848

2011-02-11 13:07:20
peteum: It’s like how a copy of my first 7″ was in the post to John Peel when he died.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36048642108301312

2011-02-11 13:05:44
peteum: The fact that my subscribers copy of The Wire hasn’t turned up is so in keeping with the crap Pete Um mythos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36048239786459136

2011-02-11 13:01:12
peteum: @arthurCRS you can still drink when you’re a Muslim fundamentalist, right?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36047096725381120

2011-02-11 13:00:13
peteum: @arthurCRS I’d like to keep it fairly fundamentalist. I fancy growing a beard and yelling in Arabic in Nick Clegg’s face.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36046852038070272

2011-02-11 12:42:23
peteum: I think if the rest of the world can’t help facilitate a transition towards meaningful democracy we should ALL join The Muslim Brotherhood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36042364329918464

2011-02-11 12:18:09
peteum: Cleaning job. http://post.ly/1be5q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36036265459724288

2011-02-11 12:18:09
peteum: Cleaning job. http://post.ly/1be5q

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36036263999971328

2011-02-11 12:10:54
peteum: I’m not supporting the blind to pick up mouse shit though. Enlightened carer though I am, I was like: “i’ll take this one, sit in a chair”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36034439624531968

2011-02-11 11:39:41
peteum: From dogshit to mouse shit. I’m having a shit day it seems.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36026585182257152

2011-02-11 10:00:50
peteum: Supporting someone to pick up dogshit never grows stale.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/36001708559568896

2011-02-11 09:12:08
peteum: Just saw a guy leave No. 6 as if emerging from general anaesthetic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35989452291575808

2011-02-11 09:00:45
peteum: Aaargh! Insect in eye!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35986586827096064

2011-02-11 08:24:36
peteum: Had to stop myself tweeting at 4′33″ for fear of setting up a dangerous conceptual insomniac routine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35977487582371840

2011-02-11 08:21:55
peteum: @badtimingnights I wouldn’t have had them down as Cageians, but you can’t fault the logic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35976813243146240

2011-02-11 07:37:23
peteum: Woke up john cage o’clock again. Horrible nightmare where occupants of house are killed one at a time by maneating lions.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35965605576327168

2011-02-10 21:58:08
peteum: RT @johnrobb77: You know you got problems when you give a speech and #Ceausescu starts trending #mubarak

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35819835636203520

2011-02-10 21:55:26
peteum: @TheSingingAdams Mr Baker? He did a good job. I look louche, apparently.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35819152560238592

2011-02-10 20:14:58
peteum: @JudeClarke he he. If you’d been an activist since the 70s & your dudey son was linked from tahrir & were asked that question now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35793868893065217

2011-02-10 20:01:00
peteum: RT @Salma_ts2al: #reasonsmubarakislate. Changing Facebook relationship status w/ #Egypt to “It’s Complicated.” #Jan25 – Copied

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35790354376695808

2011-02-10 19:59:38
peteum: RT @faisalislam: Official confirmation: Snow did shed some tears, despite trying not to…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35790011664171009

2011-02-10 19:19:09
peteum: Fuck. Welling up at channel 4 news.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35779824622505984

2011-02-10 15:41:43
peteum: @JudeClarke good things come to those who routinely endure shit service.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35725106286166016

2011-02-10 15:35:18
peteum: Exciting reading Egyptian tweets!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35723490745131008

2011-02-10 15:29:27
peteum: Just saw the mag in smiths but couldn’t buy cos working with bloke who asks scornful questions non-stop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35722017755897856

2011-02-10 14:02:25
peteum: @bloodrainbow wicked guy. Ta!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35700114601287680

2011-02-10 13:59:32
peteum: Yup!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35699389070577664

2011-02-10 13:59:03
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: @hk60s_chris @Xahdroid @peteum @thewiremagazine thank you for all your kind words.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35699270166249473

2011-02-10 13:43:37
peteum: @bloodrainbow ..if you wanted to make a greetings card on a mac & you didn’t have Â£649 for PhotoShop what app might you use?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35695385062150144

2011-02-10 13:41:12
peteum: @bloodrainbow cool. Hope I didn’t mess with your mojo lurking there. Should have realised. But, um, not to push it but…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35694774858022912

2011-02-10 12:49:29
peteum: @bloodrainbow sorry was just hovering in the store with my man Edward hoping for MAC advice, but maybe she had a session booked…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35681762549964801

2011-02-10 12:34:50
peteum: @bloodrainbow you’re a nice young man to talk to her for this eternity…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35678076549464064

2011-02-10 08:28:40
peteum: I dreamt Pete Kember/Sonic Boom had become phenomenally rich through occult practice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35616126180265985

2011-02-10 07:29:59
peteum: That’s a good record that goes for cheap! Tripel 004!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35601356114894848

2011-02-10 07:26:11
peteum: RT @ekolad: @50quidsoundboy @NOCHEXXX huh? wha? (consults discogs) aahh…interesting…split twelves with @peteum and stuff..good to know..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35600401671798784

2011-02-09 19:57:20
peteum: @micheleidesmith Oh cool! Good news. I’ll friend him up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35427043894099968

2011-02-09 16:31:32
peteum: @TheSingingAdams Yeah, that was it. It was a very difficult day.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35375254876463104

2011-02-09 15:40:04
peteum: @asterguinness Word up Spumanti. Hope tricks are good etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35362303255781376

2011-02-09 15:32:40
peteum: @NOCHEXXX I mean the Potage thing. Meant to have some deluxe reissue stylings innit?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35360440737341440

2011-02-09 14:40:13
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Let me know if the packaging is super swag & I might bust thru that scary 15 bucks barrier.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35347239459241984

2011-02-09 14:23:04
peteum: @NOCHEXXX good is it? Off to see him with Joynes next month. Was tempted by that other Potage record too innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35342923377672193

2011-02-09 14:21:14
peteum: And my alcoholic grandad asking to be introduced to me cos he thinks I’m a “beautiful lady”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35342462289444864

2011-02-09 14:19:44
peteum: I have many old recordings. The scanner stuff was the best.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35342084751761409

2011-02-09 14:17:37
peteum: @arthurCRS I denied it was on and then hurriedly pressed stop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35341553039843328

2011-02-09 14:07:55
peteum: Must still have a recording of that somewhere. Also the time the cop realised I was recording when I took part in an ID parade.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35339109878734849

2011-02-09 14:06:08
peteum: And I was embarrassed cos one of the DJs from Clueless System came in, spotted my mic and said “Are you wired?” & I was all sheepish.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35338664938577921

2011-02-09 14:04:54
peteum: The one time I went into Roll-On with my Aiwa to get a field recording of his madness he just served me in a routine manner.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35338354534907904

2011-02-09 14:01:37
peteum: @JudeClarke Yeah, matey’s conspiracy theories about the tape manufacturers business practices would further delay me once I did get served!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35337527535607808

2011-02-09 13:25:40
peteum: Worst one was really hungover in Roll-On Tapes & people kept coming in & getting served before me & it’s the size of a large cupboard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35328480749035522

2011-02-09 13:24:10
peteum: @badtimingnights Not in The Swan it isn’t!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35328103265865728

2011-02-09 13:22:06
peteum: Forgot to clear the stuff round my sink so the fitters could do taps. Credit to Iraqi Kasim that 200+ euros in tin marked DOPE untouched.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35327583398658048

2011-02-09 13:17:38
peteum: @LowQuay I can do louche. In fact I’m getting better at it all the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35326457861382144

2011-02-09 12:47:15
peteum: @JudeClarke no food at that point, mind! Just gave up. I’m the invisible man.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35318811053785088

2011-02-09 12:46:00
peteum: @JudeClarke honestly, the tales of me being ignored are legion. Ask anyone who knows me. Left Carlos Kebabs the other week after 30+ mins!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35318498376810496

2011-02-09 12:41:07
peteum: @zone_styx hope Naughtie didn’t cuss him out with his guttamouth, as he is wont.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35317267520552960

2011-02-09 12:39:12
peteum: @JudeClarke I waited 27 minutes for a Guinness in The White Swan once, and it wasn’t busy. And I’m 6′2″.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35316783518842881

2011-02-09 12:28:02
peteum: @GrouponSthamptn I suppose it’s like a failed rock star, only more faily.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35313973414854656

2011-02-09 12:07:31
peteum: Still haven’t got my copy of The Wire yet. And they always forget my food in restaurants.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35308810453131264

2011-02-09 11:53:47
peteum: If Mr. Russ my old maths teacher could see me doing a blind lady’s accounts he’d be watching through his fingers & wincing occasionally.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35305354824781825

2011-02-09 08:36:17
peteum: Let the self-kicking commence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35255654579048448

2011-02-09 08:35:47
peteum: The other day I turned down charity shopping with Harry Merry in the morning & seeing Rodigan in the evening, cos I was TIRED.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35255528087228416

2011-02-09 08:32:26
peteum: @zone_styx How come? (Rodigan on Today). Missed it!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35254684692393985

2011-02-08 04:37:08
peteum: Woke up at 4.33. It’s quite quiet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34833081051389952

2011-02-08 20:50:24
peteum: Mrs Balv asked me if I thought she’d be selling Stella all her life. Didn’t know what to say…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35078013980778496

2011-02-08 17:54:36
peteum: You can say what you like about The Fall, but they’re good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/35033770683797504

2011-02-08 14:24:13
peteum: @arthurCRS Not if you minimise the page and get back to your geek-serfdom.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34980824092770304

2011-02-08 14:02:02
peteum: The older I get the more often it feels like I’ve stumbled onto the set of a Mike Leigh film.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34975245379043328

2011-02-08 10:56:43
peteum: @JudeClarke I was thinking I was square compared to Hardcore Auntie Judith cos I didn’t know what Grindr was. I see why now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34928605108633600

2011-02-08 10:03:26
peteum: We shit in brand new toilets (me & Phil, at least) & we’re in The Wire, so it’s all grist. Got to write my thankyou letters now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34915199693623296

2011-02-08 10:01:05
peteum: Managed to do the school run without being mobbed. Good job cos we’ve still got no shower.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34914605251694592

2011-02-08 09:48:15
peteum: A good place to listen to some Um music if you were wondering what it sounded like. http://fb.me/CeHeYdZU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34911376644251649

2011-02-07 20:32:25
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: Next on Chinstrap is an album of edits of tape-music by the always marvellous @peteum ……

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34711097537728512

2011-02-07 20:04:49
peteum: @kekw what, the article?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34704152521224192

2011-02-07 18:39:38
peteum: @HughesRich ah thanks mate but I’m hoping the postman will turn up with mine tomorrow!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34682714716110848

2011-02-07 18:18:15
peteum: RT @HughesRich: Ooh! New Wire Mag with special feature @peteum @NOCHEXXX http://yfrog.com/hsxqftej

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34677333143068672

2011-02-07 18:17:46
peteum: That’s as close as I’ve got to seeing this, so ta! (@HughesRich)http://yfrog.com/hsxqftej

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34677213018202112

2011-02-07 17:57:50
peteum: @bloodrainbow He he, with the guy’s son, I mean. Duh.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34672198463520768

2011-02-07 17:54:06
peteum: @bloodrainbow Yeah my son is best mates with the guy that started that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34671258075398145

2011-02-07 17:03:28
peteum: @arthurCRS Just wondering, do you read Arthur magazine? I’d feel self-conscious, I think. #stupidpete

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34658515108765696

2011-02-07 14:38:28
peteum: Someone just asked me if I was Pete Um but it doesn’t count cos she’s moving into my house & she’d forgotten which one I was.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34622024747851776

2011-02-07 14:36:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Yes. Apologies in advance.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34621570500534273

2011-02-07 14:26:12
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: WEAREHANDSOMANDEXCITINGMEN

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34618936796389377

2011-02-07 14:15:34
peteum: Apparently there are lies in it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34616262243917824

2011-02-07 14:13:05
peteum: I’m just getting coyly enigmatic texts. Bastard.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34615637217116161

2011-02-07 14:07:06
peteum: Dave has The Wire. I don’t.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34614131671703553

2011-02-07 14:00:04
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: TO NERVOUS TO READ IT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34612361205645312

2011-02-07 13:42:34
peteum: @arthurCRS Proud to serve, Sir!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34607955642941440

2011-02-07 13:39:53
peteum: @ekolad Well I dunno, its good in a way cos you can use it for different parts of your life *grins shiteating corporate grin*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34607279533723648

2011-02-07 13:32:19
peteum: Our house has no water, and I’m getting really thirsty. If I do have beans on toast I’m gonna be fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34605377286832128

2011-02-07 13:30:44
peteum: @kekw @zone_styx @johnedenuk There must be people sitting in rooms somewhere talking about this stuff all day. Perhaps they’re reading this.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34604978240753664

2011-02-07 13:27:43
peteum: @kekw @zone_styx @johnedenuk It was weird being swept up in the MySpace thing & then watching it happen to ‘normal’ people, with Fb.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34604218149109760

2011-02-07 13:25:47
peteum: @joemuggs @johnedenuk @kekw @zone_styx Yeah, and at least people look at my Fb page!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34603734520569856

2011-02-07 13:19:18
peteum: @kekw @zone_styx @johnedenuk Yes, lots of Fb evil. But all my activist friends use it. Iranian & Egyptians when they can. I’m a bit “fuckit”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34602100788826112

2011-02-07 13:16:43
peteum: @zone_styx @johnedenuk @kekw Fb has a critical mass/ubiquity but must be vulnerable. The MySpace thing is v. interesting I think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34601451724480512

2011-02-07 13:15:07
peteum: @zone_styx @johnedenuk @kekw And I need fb to stay in touch with people who aren’t on Twitter, as you say ZSTC.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34601049612357632

2011-02-07 13:13:44
peteum: @zone_styx @johnedenuk @kekw Yeah, I think mine gets used as a blog too. I’ll post something good for my non-Twitter posse!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34600702093426688

2011-02-07 13:11:50
peteum: @johnedenuk @kekw …I friend-request other musicians out of curiosity & they accept so I figure I should do the same.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34600222084710400

2011-02-07 13:09:48
peteum: @johnedenuk @kekw I would say that I don’t use fb as an online identity per se, but I accept requests from people I don’t know cos…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34599710777933824

2011-02-07 11:18:15
peteum: “It’s only 3 years to the World Cup!” exclaimed my son, yesterday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34571639823798273

2011-02-07 11:16:23
peteum: Been debating whether to have a nap but between the ongoing psy-trance public broadcast and the fitter setting off the fire alarm…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34571168199483392

2011-02-07 10:46:03
peteum: I’m being asked to decipher Nikki Sudden’s singing on a Swell Maps song, when even the other band members can’t help. Odd task!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34563532829757440

2011-02-07 10:19:25
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk But now I sort of have a Twitter face, & a different one for Fbook. It’s a complicated point. I haven’t had much sleep.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34556833897127936

2011-02-07 10:17:30
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk In the days before I knew the word blog, I shared compulsively online. I thought it was funny somehow.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34556351556358144

2011-02-07 10:11:29
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk It’s interesting that I have to have two instances of Twitter open to talk to two people who aren’t here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34554836749914112

2011-02-07 10:09:57
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk Obviously the great ghost town that is MySpace is relevant here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34554450660040704

2011-02-07 10:07:20
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk I’m always shocked that American Noise mavens upload baby pictures etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34553789457371136

2011-02-07 10:05:31
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk My Fbook page is schizoid, cos it seems you have to have your music identity there, but cousins & people from school.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34553335734345729

2011-02-07 09:55:30
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk Like many conversations, this would be better in the pub. It’s an interesting one tho, cos Social Networks are.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34550812826931200

2011-02-07 09:50:06
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk I used to use Facebook a lot, & waste time on it. Now it has less appeal, so I tend to use it when it has its use.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34549452828053504

2011-02-07 09:47:38
peteum: @NOCHEXXX @kekw @johnedenuk Which is fair enough. And yeah, you’re a classic example of a Facebook-phobe.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34548832058478592

2011-02-07 09:45:59
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk Also, some people I know are not the Twitter type. Just wouldn’t want to engage like that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34548418051313664

2011-02-07 09:42:57
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk I’ve found myself having to explain/defend Twitter a lot to Facebookers too. To me it’s horses for courses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34547656487477248

2011-02-07 09:41:29
peteum: @kekw @johnedenuk I don’t think Facebook should be compulsory, or that it isn’t evil, but this strikes me as a bit like the PC Vs Mac thing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34547288063873024

2011-02-07 09:33:22
peteum: I have a lot of disrespect for my neighbours but this does strike me as quite funny. People trudging past to work, looking bemused.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34545244775124993

2011-02-07 09:31:44
peteum: Some person is blasting punishing psy-trance from an open window with a large speaker facing Mill Road bridge. 9AM Monday morning.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34544833066565632

2011-02-07 09:28:12
peteum: @BrunoFatCat @JudeClarke However we will have to pay the cats for the web access and the content will be heavily censored/monetised.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34543943542644736

2011-02-07 09:25:45
peteum: @JudeClarke Yeah I forsee some steroidy Twitter/Facebook mashup whereby hovering on an avatar reveals a person’s life-scroll of web content.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34543328330522625

2011-02-07 09:24:04
peteum: @JudeClarke Sorry, rude to ask lofty questions and bugger off for answers!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34542901501362176

2011-02-07 09:22:58
peteum: @BrunoFatCat @JudeClarke I thought the internet was about 85% cats anyway? & this is a ridiculous conversation 2b having on Twitter w/ a cat

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34542626476662784

2011-02-05 21:26:57
peteum: @JudeClarke ok, what will the new thing be? No pressure…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/34000048089993216

2011-02-05 20:50:29
peteum: If it survives, how will it, and what will it become, and why?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33990870357245952

2011-02-05 20:48:50
peteum: Probably no point asking that at this point on a Saturday night…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33990453250498560

2011-02-05 20:47:51
peteum: How will Twitter evolve?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33990207300702208

2011-02-05 20:38:23
peteum: @badtimingnights It’s the best I can do!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33987825842003968

2011-02-05 18:45:17
peteum: God I’d hate to be a teenage girl. Fairly unlikely now though I suppose.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33959360937852928

2011-02-05 18:22:20
peteum: Teenage girls on train on Facebook. “two people liked my photo.” “Who?” *answers* “gay, and gay.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33953588153679872

2011-02-05 18:17:53
peteum: If I had tweeted about the arsenal game like I was tempted to when they went 3-0 up in under 10 mins I’d have gone a bit quiet eventually.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33952468475838464

2011-02-05 15:59:49
peteum: RT @patrickwiddess: Harry Merry at @badtimingnights reviewed on movingtone.com http://bit.ly/f3CJEP

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33917720638525440

2011-02-05 11:19:38
peteum: Emirates with syd & his grandad anyway. Running late. Could be a disaster. My fault. Shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33847210487726080

2011-02-05 11:17:31
peteum: I’m actually touring stadiums today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33846679014866944

2011-02-04 16:33:04
peteum: @badtimingnights Ha ha! And ta. Should have some Merry on the webz at some point…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33563701395210240

2011-02-04 14:24:05
peteum: As of today Syd and I have held Band A status since November 2009. It’s like Josef K played by David Tennant.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33531241105985536

2011-02-04 09:58:50
peteum: Did the smarmy faux-Wogan Radio 2 DJ just admit the passport office rejected his photo cos his face was too shiny?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33464490376966144

2011-02-04 09:23:45
peteum: Woah, just clicked something by accident & I can see loads of tweets from fellow ladies saying “Just my luck the wind messed up my hair!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33455659164897280

2011-02-04 09:20:30
peteum: Just my luck that I should have this identity breakthrough in the fortnight that the shower isn’t working.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33454843880275968

2011-02-04 09:19:01
peteum: Yesterday I wore my comedy Nottingham University Ladies Hockey Club into work, and apparently I am now transgendered. Which is fine.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33454469920329728

2011-02-04 09:03:22
peteum: @BrunoFatCat With me it’s usually apocalyptic scenarios or discovering a huge cache of 2nd hand records.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33450530474819584

2011-02-04 08:40:46
peteum: It’s bad enough being an existentialist without B.O.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33444841689972736

2011-02-04 08:38:01
peteum: I wish our shower was working.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33444149344608258

2011-02-04 08:33:49
peteum: What accent is that? His woes seem faked. What is that distant sonic contextual rupture…? Alarm. Morning. Fuck. Dream. Bollocks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33443093269188608

2011-02-04 08:29:50
peteum: We’re following the Land Rover, the hash cupped in my left palm, the new man’s garbled entreaties for a lift meet suspicious expressions…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33442091115749376

2011-02-03 22:06:07
peteum: @kekw One Solution: Correspondence.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33285125605163009

2011-02-03 15:59:31
peteum: @micheleidesmith Is analogy your special euphemism for euphemism? Otherwise confused. Not sneering at farmers, but yunno…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33192871288901632

2011-02-03 11:21:17
peteum: @JudeClarke Or at least misses the old days of 24hr hardcore ‘n’ pills…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33122849707270144

2011-02-03 11:07:57
peteum: @micheleidesmith I’m milking the cows lol.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33119493781716993

2011-02-03 11:06:27
peteum: @badtimingnights Bad dreams in the Citadel. I know what Dave means though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33119115359027201

2011-02-03 11:02:41
peteum: @JudeClarke Evidently there is a part of you that subconsciously tires of baking, soaps & kittens.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33118167907696640

2011-02-03 10:56:34
peteum: @Laica23 I’m feeling the pathos.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/33116629495713792

2011-02-02 14:04:00
peteum: My Xylitol arrived.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32801410106003456

2011-02-02 14:01:38
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: short On-U sound doc RT @onusherwood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ErH3pW9ZU

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32800816968507392

2011-02-02 10:00:01
peteum: From comments box in Guardian re Mubarak “Look mate, just piss off.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32740009236766720

2011-02-02 09:13:42
peteum: @arthurCRS Thanks dude. It’s a battle I’m glad I fought now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32728353517600768

2011-02-01 21:10:55
peteum: RT @DMReporter: BREAKING: former Big Brother contestant Kenneth Tong named as new Director of Communications for Downing Street.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32546462369841152

2011-02-01 17:47:05
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s like Christmas round here I can tell you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32495162626146304

2011-02-01 17:43:10
peteum: @zone_styx Awful battle-reanactment outfit. My Brighton pals hate them so much they won’t mention them by name, only “The Scottish Band”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32494176562057216

2011-02-01 17:35:27
peteum: I fought the Council and it seems I have prevailed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32492236142804992

2011-02-01 12:16:55
peteum: @JudeClarke @BrunoFatCat That’s cool. I suppose I Google definitions for similar uptight reasons a lot too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32412075863056384

2011-02-01 12:01:16
peteum: @JudeClarke I Google spellings about twenty times a day. Just in case I SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32408134471393280

2011-02-01 11:59:17
peteum: @somedisco @NOCHEXXX Now I’m hungover & I want a kebab. Plus dinner has to be vegan tonight.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32407637446365184

2011-02-01 11:57:41
peteum: @JudeClarke I’m quite a good spellist, but I did that thing where I assumed what I was going to put was wrong.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32407236735139840

2011-02-01 11:54:25
peteum: @NOCHEXXX We sweated blood. And drank beer.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32406412290170880

2011-02-01 11:50:14
peteum: I see I spelt muesli wrong. I see this as a good thing. #rockand/orroll

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32405359305957376

2011-02-01 11:48:11
peteum: @Laica23 telling crap jokes to people who only get them the second time around is making us both look bad!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32404842567700481

2011-02-01 11:22:50
peteum: @JudeClarke Oh yeah, it’s the champions that have the sex isn’t it? *swans off regally, looking vaguely disappointed*

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32398464591597568

2011-02-01 11:14:24
peteum: Anyway, better get up and have some meusli eh?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32396341514604545

2011-02-01 11:10:57
peteum: Trouble is I’m hungover & I dont feel like fighting for my rights. I feel like laying around eating & having sex. Does anyone else get that?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32395472182190080

2011-02-01 11:08:20
peteum: So, the Council have pretty much run out of January so if there’s nothing in the post today I’d better get on the phone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32394817115791360

2011-02-01 11:01:55
peteum: Dave will say something funny in a minute, I hope. Unless he’s too cross…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32393200563920896

2011-02-01 10:55:41
peteum: Of course, it isn’t supposed to be technically awful either…ah dear me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32391633118953472

2011-02-01 10:51:01
peteum: To be serious, it isn’t actually a Best Of. I don’t want to start that rumour.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32390458487349248

2011-02-01 10:47:27
peteum: It is, I grant you, an unusual length for a double LP…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32389558775582721

2011-02-01 10:44:52
peteum: After many months of fiddling with the mix we’ve finally got it down to about 26 minutes.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32388911296675840

2011-02-01 10:42:40
peteum: In a frantic last ditch attempt to save the NOCHEXXX-curated Best Of Pete Um project we both drank flat-out for over 5 hours last night…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32388354951618560

2011-02-01 10:27:50
peteum: @ergophizmiz ‘Always’ almost tipped me over the edge at work the other day. Such a nasty, greedy little song.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32384622042021888

2011-01-31 16:11:32
peteum: @arthurCRS Your guess better but: http://www.speedydelivery.co.uk/toys-gadgets-gifts/fun-snaps—devil-bangers.shtml

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32108728308203520

2011-01-31 15:59:09
peteum: Jesus! Bloody son left a Snappit under my keyboard. You missed a comedy moment there.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32105615899762688

2011-01-31 15:55:38
peteum: @ergophizmiz Here I Go Again is perfect for a Phizmizian detournment! It’ll have a “Messing About In Boats” quality straight off the bat!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32104730347970560

2011-01-31 14:21:10
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Bad Timing/Harry Merry direct link: http://www.bad-timing.co.uk/bad_timing020211.php as the short version seems to …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32080956395364352

2011-01-31 13:40:15
peteum: “CAVALCADE OF STARS” by J&H PRODUCTIONS by PeteUm/Man From Uranus via #soundcloud http://t.co/XOUzgnD

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32070657172832256

2011-01-31 13:24:47
peteum: @badtimingnights That link OK BT?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32066765747912704

2011-01-31 13:24:13
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Weds 2/2 @ BT Exotic/quixotic UK/NL electro entertainment: Harry Merry/Pete UM/Les Aventures Sous La Mer, Portland, …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32066623376457728

2011-01-31 13:23:42
peteum: @LowQuay Cheer yourself up by imagining Herzog’s voice detailing your movements with his trademark articulacy & intensity.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32066491738234880

2011-01-31 09:59:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Julian Assange, the “peripatetic internet muckraker” lol!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32015121085632512

2011-01-31 09:52:58
peteum: @ergophizmiz I do a version of that called “Sitting On A Chair”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/32013461093351424

2011-01-31 07:23:39
peteum: @SimonSwears is an automated knucklesplash.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31975882478325760

2011-01-31 07:21:58
peteum: What to tweet, what to tweet…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31975462196482048

2011-01-30 22:04:25
peteum: Phillip Schofield, would you mind just stepping up against that wall there…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31835148286689281

2011-01-30 21:44:56
peteum: Man this Skating On Ice is pretty fucking offensively monkeytennis.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31830246227451905

2011-01-30 21:43:30
peteum: Don’t believe the hype.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31829883944443905

2011-01-30 21:42:14
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: i get so mushroom head http://twitlink.ws/4Ok

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31829567337398273

2011-01-30 17:02:05
peteum: RT @zone_styx: Chris Petit should make a sequel to Radio On called Radio Tw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31759062999764993

2011-01-30 16:58:50
peteum: RT @MaxTundra: #peppapigs

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31758244770750464

2011-01-30 15:13:27
peteum: The good news is I can go home in the morning instead of working another full day. The bad news is I’ll find something else to moan about.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31731724991864832

2011-01-30 14:00:48
peteum: Right now I can hear AC/DC, Minnie Ripperton, Home & Away, a convector heater and cooking sounds. #BigupJohnCage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31713440548524032

2011-01-30 13:55:40
peteum: @arthurCRS have several for me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31712149776633857

2011-01-30 13:15:46
peteum: Heart FM not particularly shit-hot on the Egypt thing. Better at keeping KC & The Sunshine Band in the public ear.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31702110349299712

2011-01-30 13:10:12
peteum: @Sound_Projects oh yeah, an absolute packet. No, in truth I’m on 85% of fuck-all until I’m trained. Then I get paid a pisstake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31700706759024640

2011-01-30 11:38:58
peteum: @Laica23 it’s pretty fantastic. Just think, by half 5 tonight I’ll only have 24hrs to go…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31677749332541440

2011-01-30 08:12:26
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: @peteum is a sexy cockmonkey

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31625773425098752

2011-01-30 08:11:56
peteum: Gotta cycle 5 miles, work a 14hr shift, sleep in the office, get up at 6:30 & then possibly do another full day. Back home Monday night.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31625648439037952

2011-01-30 08:09:37
peteum: You know you’re up too early when you get @SimonSwears calling you about 7 things at once. I am a Shiteating baboon & I have to go to work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31625063467843584

2011-01-30 08:06:53
peteum: @arthurCRS Found the zips of all the individual drum machines & put them in the dropbox. Much more sensible way to get yr beat mitts on ‘em.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31624374133985280

2011-01-29 22:43:50
peteum: @adam_hunts thanks for the ff dude…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31482681627774976

2011-01-29 18:58:36
peteum: Talking about the possibility of playing Den Haag again and Shitcluster comes on the stereo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31425999690268672

2011-01-29 11:14:02
peteum: RT @sukeyData: Good morning protesters! Team making some last minute compatibility adjustments to the app. Remember to text “follow @suk …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31309084099608576

2011-01-29 09:56:43
peteum: Caring for a sick kid in one room particularly crap. When girlfriend stays over there are 3 of us, if my maths is right. Good job we get on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31289628770181120

2011-01-29 09:53:45
peteum: I was told early in December that this would happen as soon as possible in January, but definitely by the end. No word as yet.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31288881349394432

2011-01-29 09:52:15
peteum: So, following the Ombudsman’s decision the council were going to reconvene a panel to have a fresh look at my case.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31288505854332929

2011-01-29 09:24:24
peteum: RT @fritzbogott: Fucking pelicans / took my money and flew off / God only knows where

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31281496413175809

2011-01-28 09:55:18
peteum: Gavin O-Motherfucking Keefe it’s cold.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30926883747008512

2011-01-28 09:12:08
peteum: RT @Laica23: #ff @Laica23 please RT

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30916023150448640

2011-01-28 21:42:41
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: Moosesnatch Boysnacks (MFU and Rob Jesus) i’m in love http://twitlink.ws/4LL

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31104901471801346

2011-01-28 21:42:13
peteum: Stella Artois known colloquially as ‘wife-beater’. Predictive text has ‘bearer’. #skysports

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31104785272803328

2011-01-28 21:38:03
peteum: @mr_andy_c Yup. Been thinking that would have interesting implications.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31103735207825408

2011-01-28 21:21:23
peteum: RT @suttonco: RT @chrisb66: Wife wanted name for her quiz team. I suggested The Encyclopaedophiles. She didn’t go with it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31099542208258048

2011-01-28 19:54:56
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah, especially since he’d leave it to chance in some strategically oblique way.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31077786441490432

2011-01-28 19:41:16
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: remote controlling Eno’s hair 73 style would be fun

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31074347833626624

2011-01-28 19:41:00
peteum: @JudeClarke http://twitpic.com/3u8uqb – My digestive biscuit/can of Stella combo not measuring up circa rightabout now…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31074282587029504

2011-01-28 17:23:38
peteum: @mushybees wilco!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31039712898588672

2011-01-28 17:03:53
peteum: My brother is jamming in the next room with Man From Uranus. Sounds pretty chirpy. I’m making pizza. #lifestylesoftheobscurepoor

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31034742501543936

2011-01-28 15:18:59
peteum: @arthurCRS Got there in the end. Cool. There are more if you want them. And any other random samples.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31008341752815616

2011-01-28 14:52:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah I’ve got it installed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/31001599711117314

2011-01-28 14:41:27
peteum: Live Egypt stream: http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30998895643332608

2011-01-28 14:17:09
peteum: @kekw Egyptian Sqwubbsy?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30992779224031234

2011-01-28 13:31:48
peteum: @arthurCRS Yeah I do. Not used it for anything useful yet so be prepared for dumb questions, but I’ll move the files now.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30981369307860992

2011-01-28 12:59:02
peteum: RT @edsetiadi: “Egyptian Christians said they will guard the Muslims from the police while they on Friday Pray.” Amazing solidarity. #Eg …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30973122786103297

2011-01-28 12:57:44
peteum: @arthurCRS well, if drum machines are your thing, I.e. tons of examples of crap kicks, etc…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30972797102587904

2011-01-28 12:55:23
peteum: @arthurCRS yeah…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30972203595988992

2011-01-26 18:34:25
peteum: Somehow I failed to mention Hackgate & its potential ramifications this morning in my roundup of feelgood tings. Was in a hurry!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30332749655048192

2011-01-26 14:13:58
peteum: I’m caring for a child home sick from school who desperately wants me to play football with him.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30267203861356544

2011-01-26 14:07:04
peteum: A jester is arguably functionally necessary to act as a pressure valve to subvert power relationships, like in courtly times innit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30265468321275905

2011-01-26 14:03:50
peteum: I think @Betfairpoker has the perfect job. And that all companies should have someone doing it. A company jester.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30264652378144768

2011-01-26 09:23:05
peteum: 3:0 to a fancy North London team…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30193999906082817

2011-01-26 09:22:00
peteum: Arab peoples seem to want something that looks suspiciously like neither puppet dictator or Islamic theocracy.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30193729872592896

2011-01-26 09:20:42
peteum: Obama says sensible stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30193399806042115

2011-01-26 09:20:05
peteum: Sexists dicks made to look like sexist dicks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30193244545490944

2011-01-26 09:19:41
peteum: George Gideon Oliver Osborne is a chump.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30193145232760832

2011-01-26 09:19:00
peteum: Clowns revealed as cops. Cops revealed as clowns.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30192972410650624

2011-01-26 09:18:13
peteum: Lots of good-ish news in the progressive liberal fascist media yesterday I thought…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30192776226275330

2011-01-25 21:31:29
peteum: @arthurCRS if that’s Nasri she’s probably objecting to his scarfette?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30014920972042240

2011-01-25 21:25:44
peteum: @MarthaMoopette not asbestos crap. Just other innumerable soul-sucking crapnesses.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/30013475094794240

2011-01-25 18:04:47
peteum: @arthurCRS Some terrible shit. Sainsburys had no couscous, just for a kickoff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29962904140779520

2011-01-25 17:30:13
peteum: Well life has been a packet of cunts today I can tell you.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29954204973932545

2011-01-25 13:28:25
peteum: @suttonco I think you’re going to need a COURTESY NERVOUS SYSTEM if this shit continues!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29893354149904384

2011-01-25 13:15:14
peteum: “If it’s one of them STEAM RAVES buddy, oim yer man.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29890035805323264

2011-01-25 13:14:02
peteum: Asbestos-boy just asking me if i DJ & I’m like “yeah, now & again” sat here with my steam records on display doh…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29889732427128832

2011-01-25 13:12:15
peteum: @tapebox Yeah, usually play it at the end & the old boys do all that footwork shit & the motions with the arms…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29889285708587008

2011-01-25 13:09:05
peteum: Thanks for all the asbestos advice. I think it’s fair to say there was some risk, but I might survive. For a while.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29888489004732418

2011-01-25 13:00:17
peteum: @tapebox http://twitpic.com/3t9lxx

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29886274110230528

2011-01-25 12:58:38
peteum: @tapebox Ooh, Invisible Jukebox for engine-fanciers! i think I may have some of this stuff..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29885857531957248

2011-01-25 12:30:44
peteum: @badtimingnights @tapebox @ekolad @Thrifty_Vinyl Anyone else feeling the Sounds Of Steam train recs? Chuggin’ grooves…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29878837907030016

2011-01-25 12:27:44
peteum: & her dad suddenly carked it cos there was asbestos on the U-Boat he was on in WW2. I was encased for 2.5 years. I’m doomed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29878080763863041

2011-01-25 12:25:14
peteum: Health & Safety Astrid the Aussie ex-trolley dolly who worked on the Seven Fours said all it took was a minute fibre…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29877452838805504

2011-01-25 12:22:05
peteum: Dude is checking our house for asbestos. The thing is, for several years of my childhood I lived in a house with asbestos walls.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29876658177576960

2011-01-25 12:20:30
peteum: I just called an article of clothing a “fucking cunt”. I think I’ll be struggling a bit by this evening.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29876260918263808

2011-01-25 12:19:33
peteum: The workmen, Simon. Simon, the workmen. More complicated than it sounds.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29876022174294016

2011-01-25 11:56:56
peteum: @tapebox It’s the muscian’s lot though isn’t it? “Good set mate, nice one!” Easier than Art or Fashion tho, I suspect…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29870330747035648

2011-01-25 11:54:47
peteum: @tapebox I like the idea that you’re going to be slinking into rapidly quietening dressing rooms in festivals round Europe throughout 2011.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29869788452884481

2011-01-25 11:19:46
peteum: @tapebox You are alone. The Emperor looks fucking magnificent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29860979307188224

2011-01-25 11:15:08
peteum: @ekolad @Thrifty_Vinyl Ah yeah I have 1 of them. Also got a massive chunk (100s!) of BBC Bristol’s Sound Series nature archive of 7″s mint!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29859812724445185

2011-01-25 10:52:24
peteum: So yeah, nature is a groove. Sorry if these tweets pollute your feed though. I have a day off.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29854089483395072

2011-01-25 10:48:56
peteum: But then it’s voice was submerged under a louder car alarm & I thought “God, that’s got to be fucking annoying.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29853217386930176

2011-01-25 10:46:40
peteum: Birds & birdsong. This morning I heard an excellent bird jam or call with austere electronics-style squeeps.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29852649419440128

2011-01-25 10:43:15
peteum: In those rare periods where I achieve something approaching a Zen stillness, it’s always birds wot sneak in at the edge of my perception.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29851788052008960

2011-01-25 10:41:06
peteum: That’s better.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29851247272009728

2011-01-25 10:40:52
peteum: #ifantasizeabout #MelaniePhillips #Tuesdays

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29851188971180032

2011-01-24 17:35:10
peteum: @ergophizmiz It’s amazing how many musicians I’ve met have stuck with some weird set-up cos it’s the thing they know how to use.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29593061742870528

2011-01-24 16:05:54
peteum: @arthurCRS I was thinking I was going to have to unfollow cos he’s more tweety than Wylie on a beef day but then he suddenly stopped!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29570595930775552

2011-01-24 15:19:15
peteum: @arthurCRS Sorry, that was crap. I like the depressed guy, so thanks for that. Furthermore, you are very funny, kind & smart.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29558857017589760

2011-01-24 15:15:26
peteum: @arthurCRS Cheer up, as it is theoretically possible, at least, that it may never happen.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29557895217553408

2011-01-24 14:13:14
peteum: @bloodrainbow I think you’re being hard on yourself you massive loser.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29542244209926144

2011-01-24 14:12:20
peteum: @ergophizmiz come to think of it, I had a Joan cut once too. We are as like as two peas in these respects.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29542019529449472

2011-01-24 14:10:54
peteum: @ergophizmiz my PC did that for years. Used to drive me nuts. Never found out why either.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29541656160116736

2011-01-24 12:41:55
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sorry, couldn’t resist. I guess I’m too finickity to be a proper existentialist.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29519264566214656

2011-01-24 12:39:54
peteum: @bloodrainbow Nah, I liked the gloves thing. It had an everyman feel. Plus your spelling seems to worsen as your theme gets more ambitious.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29518756740866048

2011-01-24 12:36:17
peteum: And at 9AM in grey, cold Cambridge the sensuality of the strawberry muchacha almost had palpability. Almost!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29517846505586688

2011-01-24 12:25:21
peteum: Personally I see myself as a META-PERV, however. Plus: “pasty & rumpled” Pete Ums on Mill Road are commonplace & unremarkable.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29515094379466753

2011-01-24 12:22:51
peteum: Some are seeking to suggest that my characterization of the yoghurt-slurping lucious Latin lass was base & full of political wrongness…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29514464562774017

2011-01-24 09:17:33
peteum: Just saw a buxom latina walking over Mill Road bridge eating strawberry yoghurt from a big tub with a spoon. #arresting

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29467832001499136

2011-01-23 21:16:24
peteum: @bloodrainbow Really pleased to hear the nightmare is over, and we can all move on.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29286350192644096

2011-01-23 21:10:13
peteum: @badtimingnights yeah, that was me!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29284794344931328

2011-01-23 18:43:04
peteum: @badtimingnights he he. I think you know what this ’scene’ looks like…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29247760658075648

2011-01-23 17:19:07
peteum: Ah shit…which hat, which hat…?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29226633583923200

2011-01-23 17:11:41
peteum: Dave’s going to have to keep up being nervous for a long time, by the looks. Must have taken 50 shots of the Spaceman.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29224764224569344

2011-01-23 17:04:04
peteum: Was kind of hoping Syd would be here in his Arsenal strip to keep shit real.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29222847608000512

2011-01-23 16:56:36
peteum: Dudes only been in the house half an hour and I have to lend somebody shades.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29220968803082240

2011-01-23 16:54:56
peteum: Ah shit they got Phil in a cape an’ shit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29220548026310656

2011-01-23 16:39:29
peteum: @arthurCRS I’m very fond of that original mole song.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29216659663233025

2011-01-23 16:34:12
peteum: @arthurCRS Ah, bless you man. I’m sure these perceived shortcomings in the arthurCRS sound aren’t as bad as you think.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29215331876605952

2011-01-23 16:31:44
peteum: I’m almost totally Wired.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29214709324455936

2011-01-23 13:31:16
peteum: @arthurCRS Although, when I say “paid” and “quite well” I don’t want to give the wrong impression…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29169292947755009

2011-01-23 13:30:20
peteum: @arthurCRS Not being able to make the music I’m trying to make because of ineptitude has paid off quite well for me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29169060050640896

2011-01-23 13:16:59
peteum: @arthurCRS Has it got much relation to the Bascom Lamar Lunsford version? I suppose it might?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29165699653967872

2011-01-23 12:00:36
peteum: The great wheel has turned, and something repressed was stuck to the other side. It’s tragi-comic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29146476433117184

2011-01-23 11:57:21
peteum: I think her being back in the co-op must be part of some special plan for this world.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29145661505015808

2011-01-23 11:56:04
peteum: Just saw Sonia in her church clothes – pretty trippy. If only the rest of the congregation knew!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29145338715578369

2011-01-23 10:50:49
peteum: God only know’s how Dave’s coping…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29128917629542400

2011-01-23 10:50:21
peteum: …and the photographer’s due at 4. Oh dear oh dear oh dear…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29128798511300608

2011-01-23 10:49:41
peteum: I’m ill & hungover & I can’t fix the kitchen sink & there’s water all over the floor & I’m expected to play football & listen to jibber…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29128629178867712

2011-01-23 10:44:24
peteum: @ergophizmiz Steyning Grammar School will be shot on location at Colditz.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29127299701936128

2011-01-23 10:42:37
peteum: @ergophizmiz I myself will play my own father, who will inexplicably spend the entire film in a Gestapo uniform.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29126852983398400

2011-01-23 10:39:06
peteum: @ergophizmiz actually, would you consider the role of Young? You’d have to wear a wig…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29125967855222784

2011-01-23 10:37:34
peteum: @ergophizmiz when they make the Pete um biopic there’ll have to be a section of early 80s melancholy soundtracked by young Young.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/29125583627616256

2011-01-22 22:34:10
peteum: @ergophizmiz I would like to see that film again. First arty film to grab me, I think. Paul Young in the charts & shit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28943534081966080

2011-01-22 16:22:48
peteum: I’m not that fussed about footie myself. I’m sat here reading about Wikileaks, pissed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28850076898033665

2011-01-22 16:01:57
peteum: Old ladies with sticks in full gooner regalia squeezing past us into the ladies. Syd getting his hand shaken for getting the bug.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28844828062126080

2011-01-22 15:58:15
peteum: Insisted on spending his Xmas money in the emirates shop, but the match bit is a bit of a bonus.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28843896377180160

2011-01-22 15:55:26
peteum: Watching arsenal with syd in the pub #everyone’sawinnerbaby

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28843189582438400

2011-01-22 11:47:40
peteum: RT @NOCHEXXX: my new meta vehicle. NOCHEXXX VIMEO PAGE http://vimeo.com/channels/164191 RT’s appreciated.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28780837268881408

2011-01-22 10:59:35
peteum: RT @LowQuay: @2ndFADE Kek is disappearing from ALL streams… He’ll reappear in a new form, on a Twitter alternative soon..YOU must unde …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28768734931849216

2011-01-21 19:35:34
peteum: RT @dom_mason: To the man who got on the bus today dressed as a wizard, and had cut the chip out of his Oyster card and put it in a wand …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28536196212727808

2011-01-21 18:35:27
peteum: @Laica23 Everyday is a beer festival round here.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28521067467247616

2011-01-21 18:22:13
peteum: I jazzed up a pizza.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28517738657878016

2011-01-21 18:21:36
peteum: @Laica23 No. Horses should have heads too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28517582948540416

2011-01-21 18:17:51
peteum: Beer should have a head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28516642153570304

2011-01-21 12:16:46
peteum: RT @Laica23: 12 year old, overweight baton twirling girls in ill fitting leotards could run this country as well as it is currently bei …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28425769923379201

2011-01-21 11:57:40
peteum: Go on then Coulson. Off you fuck.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28420965432033280

2011-01-21 11:19:00
peteum: @micheleidesmith It’s just posterous being weird and me not being amusing michele…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28411234697093121

2011-01-21 11:07:53
peteum: Painting I did today. http://post.ly/1Vwlz

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28408436379095042

2011-01-21 11:04:42
peteum: Something I painted today. http://post.ly/1VwkH

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28407635791314944

2011-01-21 10:26:50
peteum: Shut up @LowQuay this New Weird Cambridge thing is going to be massive!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28398105686704128

2011-01-21 10:03:41
peteum: RT @todf: Dude is positive active. Goof is positive passive. Creep is negative active. Wussy is negative passive.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28392277541916672

2011-01-21 08:50:40
peteum: @directoryofbunk well, hip as opposed to trendy, but yeah if they’re being hawked on boomkat…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28373903378223104

2011-01-20 18:46:58
peteum: @arthurCRS Canis est in via. Canis circumspectat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28161579576991744

2011-01-20 18:45:56
peteum: @bloodrainbow @directoryofbunkThat’s what Dave calls hipster bait.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28161321337888768

2011-01-20 08:23:21
peteum: When the going gets tough the tough get going to Fulbourn on their bicycles.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/28004642784808960

2011-01-19 17:38:08
peteum: @eggboycom computer gay

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27781869072289792

2011-01-19 17:37:41
peteum: @zone_styx I liked that thing about being prepared to construct a work’s world historical significance if it hasn’t got one!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27781755796721665

2011-01-19 17:31:23
peteum: @eggboycom dick hobbit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27780169167020032

2011-01-19 16:02:22
peteum: That http://www.bad-timing.co.uk/bad_timing190111.php gig is TONIGHT innit!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27757768421154816

2011-01-19 16:00:18
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Bad Timing events now confirmed for Feb: Harry Merry (2nd), Our Love Will Destroy The World (15th)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27757250604961792

2011-01-19 16:00:11
peteum: RT @badtimingnights: Alexander Tucker: IMBOGODOM tomorrow, The Portland, Cambridge http://www.bad-timing.co.uk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27757217918746624

2011-01-19 11:53:08
peteum: Painting joy/posterous’ last chance! http://post.ly/1VRAF

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27695046060941312

2011-01-19 11:26:29
peteum: Hang on a minute, I didn’t spend all those years on the dole forcing myself to become an artistic genius just to paint walls mauve!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27688339201073152

2011-01-19 10:55:29
peteum: @JudeClarke Twitter’s all about the hair babez. X

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27680539305574400

2011-01-19 10:04:06
peteum: Today I’m a housepainter. Got myself on the CD player though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27667608895496192

2011-01-19 10:01:13
peteum: @JudeClarke looking good today Jude. Have you done something with your hair?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27666882760810497

2011-01-18 13:50:05
peteum: As I’ve tweeted before from this bus, I must remind myself I live in Cambridge.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27362090230480896

2011-01-18 13:48:04
peteum: Although with the right investment vision Thing-Me-Bobs could be a global brand with outlets in Paris, New York, Beijing & Milan.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27361584875577344

2011-01-18 13:44:32
peteum: Obviously the cathedral is a stone trip but some of the shops make clone towns seem like a good idea.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27360695263694848

2011-01-18 13:39:20
peteum: Long-ass queue of people wanting to get out of Ely today. Incredible scenes here at the bus stop.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27359385479028737

2011-01-18 13:30:27
peteum: Leave two hours early just before the hourly bus. Mint.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27357149759799296

2011-01-18 13:28:51
peteum: Training was good. Fancy lady high-up comes in, boshes down a load of chocolate biccies & wants to know what’s wrong with the company.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27356747198889984

2011-01-18 10:13:49
peteum: Today’s training is an introduction to the company I’ve been employed by for 7 months. Hope it’s ok to be half an hour late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27307664346185728

2011-01-18 09:51:12
peteum: That’s 198 red balloons going by, after all.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27301975741698049

2011-01-18 09:50:05
peteum: I think the fiendish DJ prank of playing 99 Red Balloons, then another song, then 99 Red Balloons again kinda tipped me over the edge.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27301691485331456

2011-01-18 09:46:02
peteum: Why am I so tired? Oh yeah it’s cos my neighbours are cunts & it’s hard to sleep in a rage.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27300675436154881

2011-01-18 09:39:37
peteum: Pete Um & Jellica on the x9 discussing learning to drive…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27299058393550848

2011-01-18 08:58:26
peteum: It’s like a fucking anti-bus or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27288694993977344

2011-01-18 08:57:19
peteum: I didn’t realise buses could be so late.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27288412096569344

2011-01-17 20:13:42
peteum: Cambridge musician and blogger yo.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/27096245428289536

2011-01-17 12:38:44
peteum: RT @simonblackwell Why can’t everyone in the world just respect each other and get along? The dicks.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26981748520783872

2011-01-16 19:03:19
peteum: Oh posterous please sort your shit out. I keep thinking its me.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26716144853319680

2011-01-16 18:59:26
peteum: Work on the morrow. http://post.ly/1Ulqu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26715165101658112

2011-01-16 18:59:26
peteum: Work on the morrow. http://post.ly/1Ulqu

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26715164992606208

2011-01-16 18:48:17
peteum: The Marquis of…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26712357732356096

2011-01-16 18:33:20
peteum: @joehowe Haha! Wasn’t trying to be enigmatic. Was trying to quote yr Coatbridge pal back atcha… Itchy Twitter finger…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26708599333978113

2011-01-16 18:14:30
peteum: @joehowe

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26703859099369472

2011-01-16 17:28:19
peteum: Royal George, Tanners Hill, New Cross.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26692236980785152

2011-01-16 16:33:29
peteum: Planned a forced half in The Deptford Arms but its now a Paddy Power. Dragon Stout from Payless.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26678437351526400

2011-01-16 16:31:07
peteum: Old characters aghast we’re leaving the Hood before the buffet. Too full of fry-up for proper drinking even.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26677838753038336

2011-01-16 15:17:18
peteum: Cafe Crema shut but decent fry-up in Goldsmiths cafe. Thence to The Lord Hood.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26659263032066049

2011-01-16 15:12:32
peteum: @NOCHEXXX in concert or for tea and cake?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26658064761360384

2011-01-16 13:18:12
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s a taste we acquired under particular circumstances.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26629289931710464

2011-01-16 10:57:02
peteum: Ha ha! We’re going to New Cross today!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26593767389667328

2011-01-15 18:42:59
peteum: Phil hungry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26348638858911745

2011-01-15 18:42:59
peteum: Phil hungry.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26348638653382656

2011-01-15 17:50:22
peteum: Ha ha! Just went to pick up the fixed 3rd puncture with new Kevlon tyres & shit & when dude gets my bike out of the cage the wheel’s flat.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26335396317110273

2011-01-15 14:21:10
peteum: Fit and working again -uh! In your face, Gates.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26282750847754240

2011-01-15 14:19:54
peteum: Movie Maker too dispiriting, so Googled. Amazingly, “highlight clip, rightclick for menu, Switches, disable Resample” sorts it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26282431317282816

2011-01-15 13:17:26
peteum: Fuck! Good news from Rotterdam. Upcited!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26266712294821889

2011-01-15 13:14:37
peteum: @arthurCRS It actually *is* for us!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26266003872681984

2011-01-15 13:02:08
peteum: I used a Simon Mullen but even that didn’t help. We established the degree of my loss, talked about coping methods etc.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26262860770312193

2011-01-15 13:00:31
peteum: Looks like Pete Um is going to be proud to endorse Windows Movie Maker from here on in. Since some update or ? broke my Vegas… #voodoo

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26262452052164608

2011-01-15 10:59:46
peteum: Achieved small-mediumness thus far.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26232067033403392

2011-01-15 10:58:47
peteum: Was meant to be going for a romantic piss-up in New Cross. Girlfriend not well. Trying to be big about it.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26231819623989248

2011-01-15 10:43:00
peteum: RT @_HEALTH_ Do you ever think about the fact that if Kurt Cobain hadn’t killed himself in 1994 it could’ve been him who invented Facebook?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/26227847043489793

2011-01-14 11:29:09
peteum: This joke isn’t funny anymore. http://post.ly/1UDxI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25877073297940480

2011-01-14 11:29:09
peteum: This joke isn’t funny anymore. http://post.ly/1UDxI

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25877073235017730

2011-01-14 11:25:32
peteum: Oh. Doublepost no link to photo. Somewhat less than hoped for…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25876161028423680

2011-01-14 11:21:13
peteum: These guys rock. A lot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25875077073469440

2011-01-14 11:21:13
peteum: These guys rock. A lot.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25875077023145986

2011-01-14 09:28:56
peteum: And inna 2008 stylee, I am tired & hungover, but not collossally miserable, so that’s good. Fuck that shit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25846819892236288

2011-01-14 09:27:22
peteum: Transferable skills and all that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25846423970914304

2011-01-14 09:26:43
peteum: Unrelated to previous tweet, but it feels a little bit odd that I am going to be paid for cooking chickpea & aubergine curry today.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25846259570966528

2011-01-14 09:19:41
peteum: Bowel magma.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25844492846239744

2011-01-13 18:37:13
peteum: Imagine the shipping forecast in a scandalized voice. It’s a bit like that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25622413010010113

2011-01-13 18:32:05
peteum: Teacher on the phone giving account of the trivial details of her working life in the manner of someone revealing you are adopted.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25621118870102016

2011-01-13 18:25:47
peteum: Two steaks & a bottle of wine for Â£16.99 in The Robin Hood. Table for one, please.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25619532538183681

2011-01-13 18:08:59
peteum: Got to work an hour late this morning but it’s all Zen cos I left an hour late too.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25615305862553600

2011-01-13 18:02:38
peteum: Young teacher at the stop fronting about her lesson, then appraisal. Two teenage boys fronting about their Chinese. #misanthropicasshole.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25613709657251840

2011-01-13 17:59:22
peteum: Bus timetables are basically a bunch of lies on a stick aren’t they?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25612887485579266

2011-01-13 16:44:15
peteum: Stuck. http://post.ly/1U2LC

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25593982687911936

2011-01-13 09:34:37
peteum: Girlfriend points out her working day involves hippy singing class. Suggests count blessings. Can’t fault the logic.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25485861642571777

2011-01-13 09:29:57
peteum: I go from hassling the fuck out of a 9 yr old re: shoes/socks combo to autistic spectrum dude w/ time perception issues on that tyre…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25484687006760960

2011-01-13 09:23:45
peteum: ..days or about a mile is either heavy cosmic vengeance or he’s missing something in the rim or whatever.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25483126025224192

2011-01-13 09:21:50
peteum: Think it’s but a matter of time before me & Rocco at Rocco’s Bikes start texting in legalese. I am famously luckless but 3 punctures in 3 ..

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25482642388422656

2011-01-13 09:15:32
peteum: On the bus late for work cos my bike’s got a puncture like those novelty birthday cake candles if it was Â£10 a blow. My life is magnificent.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25481060032716800

2011-01-12 17:55:54
peteum: Although I do have a song that says “let’s find you some blue shoes” in praise of individuality. It was on Radio 1 once.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25249625917095936

2011-01-12 17:53:39
peteum: You think there are universal human values & then a rather portly fellow in braces & blue suede winklepickers gets onto 1st Class at Ely.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25249060063551489

2011-01-12 15:01:49
peteum: At one point the trainer asked who’d bought a sofa recently. No-one had.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25205816462155776

2011-01-12 14:58:46
peteum: …enshrined in some kind of Natural Law. She said ” I just think it looks right”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25205046719291393

2011-01-12 14:56:35
peteum: There was this other lady in the group who had real resistance to the idea that cleaning stuff storage under sinks wasn’t …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25204500046282752

2011-01-12 14:48:33
peteum: She didn’t know her Al Qaeda from her Taliban but she’d seen the Collateral Murder video & was pissed off & righteous.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25202479289344000

2011-01-12 14:39:55
peteum: She was telling me about wars for oil & the oppression of Arab peoples. I had to butt in & say I knew about this stuff.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25200304257503232

2011-01-12 14:23:40
peteum: 9/11 came in the context of fire safety y’see. Temperatures that metal girders melt and that.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25196215964532736

2011-01-12 14:19:51
peteum: I’m done with Peterborough. Nice young conspiracy theorist lady gave me a lift to the station.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25195255968047104

2011-01-12 11:50:56
peteum: RT @jura_whisky @peteum what voucher? And what co-op?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25157780436418560

2011-01-12 08:43:51
peteum: Sometimes when I catch the train me & my girlfriend text in a loveless marriage stylee for laffs.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25110698811990018

2011-01-12 07:22:43
peteum: “I brush my teeth/And I feel so good.”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25090279493079040

2011-01-12 07:21:35
peteum: Train to the training. Health, Safety & Fire. Will tweet you all about it. The Glory of Peterborough. Please stop raining, & lighten up.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25089993563176960

2011-01-12 07:19:24
peteum: Wake up in the dark & rain, shower in the dark & make couscous to go with the leftovers. Take your own food to Peterborough.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25089444440702976

2011-01-12 07:16:20
peteum: Bed at midnight, exhausted. 5 hrs good sleep. Dreamt D Warn paid for me to go on Air Force 1 but I had to hide my cheeba & find my phone.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25088673242415104

2011-01-12 07:14:16
peteum: Where’s this fucking lark? I’ve been up since 5!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/25088153937256448

2011-01-11 22:11:53
peteum: Been buying some weird consumer items today. Got a weird private press dubplate style record with no info that turned out to be…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24951659280998400

2011-01-11 20:48:52
peteum: @somedisco There must be some sort of saint you can pray to for that… Took me 20 years to find a copy of a reggae tune once!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24930765460475904

2011-01-11 20:05:00
peteum: House interviews today, Peterborough tomorrow. Life is good.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24919726006214657

2011-01-11 09:15:07
peteum: I really resent it when an intriguing tune gets played. If I had balls I would storm round & say “WHAT’S THIS TUNE? TURN IT OFF YOU CUNTS!”

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24756179523608576

2011-01-11 09:13:25
peteum: Had to get up at 4AM to shut window to dampen the mad party drumz from next door though.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24755751679434752

2011-01-11 09:11:14
peteum: I always wake up feeling amazed on those rare occasions when I get enough sleep. Not amazing, just amazed.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24755198882750464

2011-01-11 22:59:28
peteum: @kekw I think you might like them. They’ve got an essence or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24963633909858304

2011-01-11 22:48:35
peteum: Then I went to Arjuna & bought curry paste for my blind boss & patchouli oil for my mother, out of perversity, for Christmas.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24960894509252608

2011-01-11 22:45:47
peteum: @suttonco Grrrrr! Looks like I have some examples of her early work.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24960190457585664

2011-01-11 22:43:56
peteum: And some comedy heavy duty gloves cos I felt a bit heady by this point.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24959724382330880

2011-01-11 22:40:53
peteum: And, er, I bought a load of HB pencils in MINT CONDITION for 10p, & some brown card & some photo paper I though I might print on (50p).

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24958956635951104

2011-01-11 22:38:54
peteum: YUKSEL OZKASAP anybody?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24958458927251456

2011-01-11 22:37:48
peteum: And I bought 3 Turkish 7″s. One sounds like restaurant music. Others really nice female vox stuff. Sublime Frequencies at a push!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24958179762769920

2011-01-11 22:36:58
peteum: Turkish Sevens http://post.ly/1TL2d

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24957969271623680

2011-01-11 22:31:36
peteum: Also left the Psychic TV Godstar thing cos it looked like someone on acid had tried to eat it with a mouth full of sand.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24956619100004352

2011-01-11 22:29:46
peteum: @kekw Interesting. Better stick it on the website I guess. Don’t sound too clever to my (stupid) ears tho!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24956160540934144

2011-01-11 22:25:36
peteum: @kekw Nope! You name it with classical, I haven’t got a clue…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24955111042195456

2011-01-11 22:19:24
peteum: Left behind a 1955 Terry Gibbs vibraphone jazz LP that isn’t on Discogs cos it were tragically, wretchedly fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24953549863526400

2011-01-11 22:17:22
peteum: @kekw I’m not getting that vibe, to be honest…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24953039550939136

2011-01-11 22:16:46
peteum: @TheSingingAdams I’m more that cross everyday, in every sense.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24952888417587200

2011-01-11 22:15:56
peteum: Was kinda hoping for something more than that. Also “Are You Really From The Ends?” http://www.discogs.com/sell/list?release_id=250627&ev=rb

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24952678656253953

2011-01-11 22:14:10
peteum: … a live recording, complete with coughing etc, of a classical concert where some members of the ensemble are more adept than others.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24952232256475136

2011-01-10 23:04:04
peteum: RT @WittTweets: Francis is thinking of becoming a philosopher; I am trying to save him from THAT. There is no oxygen in Cambridge. (193 …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24602403651194880

2011-01-10 21:59:00
peteum: @arthurCRS Although I take your point that even if it’s a step back for 2.0 it might be a less passive form of TVing.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24586026768932865

2011-01-10 21:55:01
peteum: RT @MickPuck: Great misheard jazzers: Elephants Gerald and The Loneliest Monk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24585026440003584

2011-01-10 21:54:28
peteum: @arthurCRS There’s clearly an obvious need for such a word to encapsulate the activities of cultural bottom-feeders innit…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24584888359325696

2011-01-10 21:47:15
peteum: @arthurCRS How can I Google what you’re on about? Copro I get… (bit drunk)

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24583069570699265

2011-01-10 21:43:59
peteum: And for a sec I thought THE REVOLUTION WILL BE RETWEETED…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24582249710100480

2011-01-10 21:43:09
peteum: RT @LowQuay: @peteum Twitter morphs seemlessly from feared political agitator to TV Quick guide for people who need to be told what to w …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24582037046300672

2011-01-10 21:42:18
peteum: @arthurCRS Someone told me that Facebook was the new thing for people who used to binge on telly. This seems like a step backwards…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24581825946984448

2011-01-10 21:41:00
peteum: RT @kpunk99: Can’t we get #wrecktheroyalwedding trending? Surely the ideal day for major show of militancy in london

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24581497860128769

2011-01-10 21:28:52
peteum: Think I missed the memo that mentioned that from now on the trending topics would be whatever is on TV.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24578446424281088

2011-01-10 20:42:49
peteum: @Laica23 My MO exactly the last few times I’ve been there. That One Stop’s Royston Vasey enough for me…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24566857411334145

2011-01-10 20:33:49
peteum: @Laica23 I’ve never sought out the shop at the Glebe because when I heard about it it sounded improbable.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24564591908364288

2011-01-10 20:27:14
peteum: @kekw Done my bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_r7BqwNfiw

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24562935858724865

2011-01-10 17:31:51
peteum: I should point out that Mickey is at least 45. Speaks English with an American accent strained thru a Polish one. Relentlessly upbeat too!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24518795804545024

2011-01-10 17:25:18
peteum: @ergophizmiz Is that envy for the whisky or the Stocky?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24517150609776640

2011-01-10 17:23:41
peteum: He was telling the till ladies: “Look, my Mom ROCKS!” He said it twice. He’s like @Average_Batman or something.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24516740884987904

2011-01-10 17:19:39
peteum: Polish Mickey who works there was in the store in his civvies, with his Mum, holding a guitar. He loves the USA & always calls you “buddy”.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24515726995881984

2011-01-10 17:16:02
peteum: And then they give you another voucher so you can do it again! I’m only telling you this because if I drink any more I’ll die…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24514818417360897

2011-01-10 17:14:50
peteum: Did u know that if u hand in a Â£2-off voucher when u buy the 27 quid Jura whisky they’ve mistakenly priced in the co-op you get it for Â£15!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24514513323692032

2011-01-10 17:10:07
peteum: It’s got the classic “arrogant young visionary” photo of him staring from behind a reel-to-reel, daring us not to GET IT. Cool.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24513329653358593

2011-01-10 17:06:45
peteum: Just found a copy of Stockhausen’s Kontakte hidden in an envelope with another record in a charity shop, which was nice.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24512482429112320

2011-01-10 17:01:42
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Had a nightmare about massive hostile spacecraft last night. And darkly-vibed bourgeois hippy party. Blame you for the former.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24511208862261249

2011-01-10 14:24:10
peteum: Weirdo Belgian Radio w /Pete Um bobbins: http://www.archive.org/details/LetrangerShow2074thJanuary2010WNickCoudrySisterOrlyJohn

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24471563508121601

2011-01-10 13:41:07
peteum: @Laica23 I’m in peterborough Wednesday. How long till our training joy paths cross?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24460730472337408

2011-01-10 12:06:17
peteum: Phone test. http://post.ly/1SkDf

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24436864131792896

2011-01-10 09:59:59
peteum: I fucking love doing house interviews. #forkedtongue

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24405081348636672

2011-01-10 09:59:02
peteum: So long Bex, you were an interesting housemate. House interviews tomorrow and Wednesday.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24404843900698624

2011-01-10 09:57:54
peteum: Finally opened the mysterious tupperware box that has been nestling near my food cupboard overspill. Inside, a stinky decomposing snake.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24404556976754688

2011-01-10 09:55:37
peteum: My mate spent most of Climate Camp in a van with that undercover cop. Pretty freaky.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24403981795074048

2011-01-09 20:36:21
peteum: RT @DemocracyFail To protest against US gov asking Twitter for details of #Wikileaks followers, EVERYONE should now follow @WikiLeaks

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24202839848910849

2011-01-09 20:07:42
peteum: @kekw didn’t think of that. This was Rockers. Your shouting in a bucket made me think of Kevin Ayers though…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24195628774989824

2011-01-09 16:45:34
peteum: Bobby reveals he has my Supertramp shirt from when I was 13. 1983 Canadian Tour dude!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24144762583908352

2011-01-09 16:18:42
peteum: Listening to Thin Lizzy on the Friendly Fox.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24138000283738113

2011-01-09 14:33:57
peteum: @thewarmjets No, I was sat on my arse in Cambridge while you were fighting the good fight comrade.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24111637522808832

2011-01-09 14:33:00
peteum: I can’t believe my lovable rogue of a brother has bought a fucking boat called The Friendly Fox. We’re about to warm the vessel.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24111402012647424

2011-01-09 14:31:15
peteum: @thewarmjets Someone told me blood goes from brain to gut..?

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24110961921101824

2011-01-09 14:30:14
peteum: Damn, looks like I left it too long to do my piece on why JJ Cale is latent hipster fodder. Bugger’s flogging Citroens!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24110705544265728

2011-01-09 12:57:51
peteum: RT @disappointment: It’s only when you have guests around that you realise that your collection of cute bear shit makes you look like a …

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24087456202625024

2011-01-09 12:57:17
peteum: @cowsarejustfood …I’m a little pimp with my hair gassed back…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24087312795172864

2011-01-09 12:11:12
peteum: @vonWeizsaecker Wake up!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24075715754328065

2011-01-09 11:56:46
peteum: @kekw You ever seen Searching For The Wrong-Eyed Jesus? Quite an eye-opener for me in terms of the moral landscape of parts of the US…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24072081423466496

2011-01-09 11:37:22
peteum: My Peep is fucked.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24067201052975104

2011-01-09 10:36:06
peteum: RT @indiebandsblog From England @peteum is at number 26 on the New Year Ninety Chart on the Indie Bands Blog http://fb.me/OQSByY1I

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/24051781013086208

2011-01-08 22:15:05
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s a fucksite easier than eBay though. Been a small earner for me, & people do buy CDs!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23865299027623937

2011-01-08 16:56:46
peteum: RT @clairee_french Apparently the guardian earns more from it’s dating service than the times brings in from it’s paywall. #netrootsuk

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23785193240268802

2011-01-08 15:40:40
peteum: @arthurCRS Discogs mate.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23766041515524096

2011-01-07 14:12:58
peteum: Like, Hello teen shitmuck. Sorry the babyboomers wanked up your future & still sit pretty. Here’s some sweet, profitable, unethical grease.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23381584421851137

2011-01-07 14:10:58
peteum: *coughs* OK…Those ‘Nan got a better phone than you, BUT…’ KFC ads feel very of the moment.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23381077963837440

2011-01-07 13:40:33
peteum: @JudeClarke little bit longer…

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23373423187070976

2011-01-07 12:49:47
peteum: Sorry, itchy Twitter finger/phone being shit. I’ll try that again in a bit.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23360647433551873

2011-01-07 12:45:47
peteum: Those ‘Nan got a better phone than you’ OFF ads are of the time.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23359641828200448

2011-01-07 10:51:29
peteum: @ergophizmiz clever lad like you should be able to work that out!

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23330876238598144

2011-01-07 10:08:47
peteum: @ergophizmiz anagram of my real name: WRIGGLIER MALE POETRY.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23320130440142848

2011-01-06 21:13:22
peteum: RT @danhancox in 7 months the tories have told britain’s poorest they can’t have fiction, education, houses, london, and now, nature

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23124990492676096

2011-01-06 13:58:50
peteum: Don’t suppose anyone could pick me up from work in a van? My bike’s got a flat tire. About 5pm yeah.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23015637240520704

2011-01-06 13:56:07
peteum: If I had a pet gibbon I probably would call him Gary.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23014956194598914

2011-01-06 13:53:07
peteum: There’s a nightmarish vision of the free market dying on the vine, begging for your life at Tescos. #bitDailyMail

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23014201115025408

2011-01-06 13:49:08
peteum: Blind lady I support told me flu vaccine might be rationed at supermarkets to those most at risk.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23013198856720385

2011-01-06 13:02:14
peteum: This curry is shit. People think they can cook when they can’t. So much confusion in the world.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/23001395946852352

2011-01-06 10:32:10
peteum: @TheSingingAdams ooh you don’t know him like bobby and I. It’s tits, tits, tits. Gets quite tiresome to be honest.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/22963629766742016

2011-01-06 08:21:27
peteum: And in error, of course.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/22930735212003328

2011-01-06 08:18:30
peteum: Funnily enough, half an hour later he appears with a copy of the 7″. “Give this to Ben.” “Ben…?” “Kingsley”, we both say similtaneously.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/22929990085513216

2011-01-06 08:16:32
peteum: Woke up with my brother’s Breasts in my head.

http://twitter.com/peteum/statuses/22929494297808896

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01.05.11 - 09:48pm

Seems to work!

2011-01-05 19:40:56
peteum: Why? Because at one point he was responsible for the production of
the entire UK supply of the VAT-free comestible. No joke!

2011-01-05 19:39:26
peteum: Now that the Jaffa Cake is a symbol of progressive solidarity &
general FUCKGEORGEOSBORNEISM it’s worth celebrating the Man From Uranus.

2011-01-05 19:30:11
peteum: RT @ergophizmiz: All robots should, by law, be programmed to
bodypop on command.

2011-01-05 19:29:35
peteum: @kekw A noble and befitting title. Thankyou Sire, and best of luck
with the Unification of the Twin Realms, and the rest of it.

2011-01-05 19:25:51
peteum: @kekw The Levels will rise again! Behold the Hidden Monarchy!

2011-01-05 18:33:56
peteum: @kekw KING SHIRT lol.

2011-01-05 15:07:08
peteum: RT @BarkPamphlet: Not saying Avon & Somerset police are hapless but
they’re currently scouring Waitrose for a sock pizza…

2011-01-05 13:48:38
peteum: @ergophizmiz Even so, 50 ducks killed w/ one shot is genius.
Equally, my brother is writing “ALCOHOLIC – THE MUSICAL”. He’s obsessed.

2011-01-05 13:47:07
peteum: @ergophizmiz And while I’m kissing your debt-ridden arse, I love
these sound effects. Of good ideas, me & bro Bobby say “it writes itself!”

2011-01-05 13:45:16
peteum: @ergophizmiz To be in crippling poverty as an artist means nothing,
but to be in debt exhibits a sort of irrefusable style.

2011-01-05 13:49:23
peteum: @ergophizmiz I salute you Phizmiz. In debt & writing an opera.
You’re the real deal, man.

2011-01-05 11:41:37
peteum: Had something really funny to tweet earlier but I’ve forgotten
it… no, it’s gone.

2011-01-05 08:47:07
peteum: RT @mushybees: Making a coffee for Chuck D is a nightmare! “Too
black” “Too strong!” #imhereallweek

2011-01-04 20:26:11
peteum: 11-year old’s idea of what Tudor times would be like…

http://twitpic.com/3n0m0d

2011-01-04 14:54:36
peteum: Sorry. Twitter hijack by mischievous idiot son.

2011-01-04 14:53:24
peteum: dadadada
lol

2011-01-04 14:53:05
peteum: m,.#dsa

ddddddd

2011-01-04 14:52:38
peteum: blackpool arec rap

2011-01-04 14:48:26
peteum: @arthurCRS We reached a kind of impasse cos I don’t think he wanted
to talk about being a Mormon any more than I wanted to about music.

2011-01-04 14:39:56
peteum: @arthurCRS Well it was weird cos it was a Mormon job so his
Mormonism was implied.

2011-01-04 14:30:42
peteum: @arthurCRS I was like: “Really, like a real… Mormon Mormon…?”
then silence fell.

2011-01-04 14:28:25
peteum: @arthurCRS & then I was like “What do you do?” & the dude was a
Mormon. I’m not kidding.

2011-01-04 14:27:09
peteum: @arthurCRS The other day someone introduced me as a musician & I
had to go mumblekindaerexperimentalsingingcomputersblahhardtodescribereally

2011-01-04 14:24:48
peteum: @arthurCRS It’s just a nightmare question. Still can’t work out
something sensible to say.

2011-01-04 14:10:32
peteum: Or maybe “Soul”.

2011-01-04 14:09:11
peteum: NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: Whenever I meet someone & they ask what kind
of music I make I’m just going to say “techno” & look at my phone.

2011-01-04 12:46:14
peteum: Picture of me. NSFW http://twitpic.com/3my75s

2011-01-04 12:43:28
peteum: Why is it that whenever I get asked to support Harry Merry I’m
rota’d for a 1-9 shift…

2011-01-04 12:39:46
peteum: Got 3 kids no space and a case of the UPPITIES today.

2011-01-04 12:38:41
peteum: @kekw My apologies to Royal Wedding News.

2011-01-04 12:34:59
peteum: @kekw But yeah the older I get the more ridiculous & anachronistic
the monarchy appears. More than the church, fo sho…

2011-01-04 12:32:05
peteum: @kekw To be a future King in 2011 is to be ill-prepared!

2011-01-04 10:09:07
peteum: Royal Wedding News (@royals_wed) is now following your tweets
(@peteum) on Twitter.

2011-01-04 10:00:29
peteum: I imagine myself looking at the representative, my face a placid,
ever-morphing series of subtle comic expressions.

2011-01-04 09:58:19
peteum: 1 room, 1 Pete Um, 3 kids, 3 Nintendo DS. I wish a representative
from the council’s Home-Link scheme were here too.

2011-01-04 09:54:01
peteum: @rhyscopeland Power corrupts, soul brother. We must be wary.

2011-01-04 09:22:58
peteum: @bloodrainbow Sexy.

2011-01-04 09:22:39
peteum: @arthurCRS Well this is what i’m thinking dude. This lot do seem to
take the piss quite naturally though.

2011-01-04 09:16:39
peteum: Anyway, does this sound right? I’ve just worked two bank holidays
in a week y’see…

2011-01-04 09:11:00
peteum: But they reckon they’ll factor The Royal Wedding in when they
allocate me my holiday allowance in April.

2011-01-04 09:01:22
peteum: “What about Wills and Kate?” I said…

2011-01-04 09:00:50
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Yeah, in my other role I’m sure I got more holiday time
innit?

2011-01-04 08:58:46
peteum: Because the day off in lieu is kind of added in advance to my total
allocated holiday allowance, whether I work public holidays or not.

2011-01-04 08:56:56
peteum: But basically if I worked every public holiday in the year I would
get no extra time off or pay.

2011-01-04 08:55:38
peteum: I’m struggling to explain this because I’m struggling to understand
it…

2011-01-04 08:52:56
peteum: …& I think some still do. I don’t, but I do get a day off in
lieu, apparently, so “it’s like being paid twice” I was told.

2011-01-04 08:51:25
peteum: Here’s a thing: in my job I have to work on public holidays
sometimes. Fair enough. Employees used to get doubletime for this, I
think…

2011-01-04 08:46:46
peteum: @JudeClarke A New Old Labour? But don’t we need something a bit
more out-of-the-boxy?

2011-01-04 08:45:26
peteum: But I digress. Right, today is AFRICAN HORSE SICKNESS, 3 kids and
lots of chores.

2011-01-04 08:43:12
peteum: Or maybe a few, just to change the centre of gravity of British
politics. How about a LET’S KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE RICH PARTY?

2011-01-04 08:40:21
peteum: Someone should invent one. It can’t be that hard.

2011-01-04 08:39:30
peteum: You know, a modern one that stood for all the good things.

2011-01-04 08:38:01
peteum: If I wasn’t committed to PSYCHEDELIC SOUL REVOLUTION I think I
would like to see a new political party in Britain.

2011-01-03 11:33:18
peteum: The house is unsettled. And I knew I would get the job of taking
the decorations down.

2011-01-03 09:57:32
peteum: Lovely clear roads on the way into work this morning.

2011-01-02 23:33:09
peteum: @bloodrainbow That shouldn’t be a problem.

2011-01-02 20:48:15
peteum: @kekw He he. Yeah, it would be very 82-86-centric curiosity too.

2011-01-02 20:16:12
peteum: My girlfriend wants to watch Breaking The Waves. Should I be
wetting myself in masculine horror?

2011-01-02 18:00:05
peteum: @somedisco That wasn’t a ‘take’ on Jan 1st. It was a Beckettian
landscape: bleak, reduced, existentially awful.

2011-01-02 17:46:29
peteum: @kekw Re: Stronts etc. I tell ya, if Twitter was a pub I would ask
you about 2000 fangeek questions about that comic.

2011-01-02 17:42:57
peteum: @arthurCRS “Ha.” You need 3 early nights and some fruit and veg
mate, I can tell.

2011-01-02 17:39:32
peteum: @kekw Fuck! Wolfie Smith! You just totally bypassed the most recent
30 years of Pete Um there & spoke to an old version. Psionic, man…

2011-01-02 16:12:03
peteum: @kekw …where Danny Alexander has degenerated into a kind of
furball…

2011-01-02 16:07:56
peteum: @kekw what about a story about the Coalition Goverment set 1000
years into the future? Bit like Nemesis…

2011-01-02 16:01:43
peteum: @kekw “Stronts” lol!

2011-01-02 15:50:00
peteum: Discogs order of Shut Up & Dance’s Derek Went Mad bound for Essex.

2011-01-02 13:24:48
peteum: I’m reading the company’s Data Protection Policy. Can’t go into the
specifics here I’m afraid.

2011-01-02 10:39:18
peteum: Ha. Just received four Christmas cards. Elvis don’t know shit.

2011-01-02 10:36:44
peteum: I love tenant G’s DJ sets. Elvis is wondering why everyday can’t be
like Christmas, why the feeling can’t infinitely continue etc.

2011-01-02 10:34:26
peteum: Lovely clear roads on the way into work this morning.

2011-01-01 16:23:10
peteum: One room, one hangover, one Pete Um, one playstation, four loud
kids.

2011-01-01 15:08:17
peteum: Almost finished reading last night’s Twitter feed…

2010-12-31 21:37:07
peteum: We’re making a den in my room. First signs are that it’s going to
be fucking excellent.

2010-12-31 15:55:12
peteum: Right, to a land with no booze!

2010-12-31 15:47:04
peteum: My impression of Zion goes from strength-to-strength.

2010-12-31 15:11:09
peteum: @tapebox He would. And him dead at 33.

2010-12-31 14:55:45
peteum: Looks like I’m going to an alcohol free party, then coming home to
see in the new year with two sober folk, one of whom is 9.

2010-12-31 14:20:18
peteum: Magic mushrooms can be a bit of a gamble…

2010-12-31 14:18:46
peteum: Best to avoid arguments and anything to do with Jools Holland.

2010-12-31 14:16:06
peteum: Had a great one on my own with a four-track, and some lousy ones in
crowded rooms.

2010-12-31 14:14:09
peteum: Lester Bangs wrote a good thing about NYEs. Worth reading.

2010-12-31 14:12:31
peteum: New years eves are like bus drivers: polarized into good and evil
types.

2010-12-31 13:01:18
peteum: This dog is shit.

2010-12-31 10:21:06
peteum: @NOCHEXXX any sign of a Stones vinyl?

2010-12-31 08:47:30
peteum: Why must they twirl the fire?

2010-12-30 21:59:12
peteum: Resisted urge to snarkily tag my house in flame-twirling muppet’s
Facebook photo “PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP”

2010-12-30 21:54:43
peteum: @fritzbogott Spoil yourself. Listen to the whole LP!

2010-12-29 13:05:05
peteum: @micheleidesmith It’s a combo of things. It hasn’t always been this
bad, + the situ with the council, room-sharing, getting older & older…

2010-12-29 12:51:33
peteum: @MaxTundra Ha ha! Actually “Google it” has a kind of last-word
universal application as a put-down in the mouths of babes etc…

2010-12-29 12:40:12
peteum: And I’ve totally had it with the fire-twirling fraternity &
overly-demonstrative pissed up women stumbling around in the garden at 3AM.

2010-12-29 12:35:17
peteum: Once I fished the battery out, occasionally hapless housemate
enquired if the rest of the phone was in there, or the charger…

2010-12-29 12:31:30
peteum: RT @DMReporter: In today’s Daily Mail: EU bureaucrats force British
foot fetishists to go metric (HT reporter @DaiGoch).

2010-12-29 12:30:53
peteum: I suppose the Nokia battery thing was an example of my decreasing
appetite for shared living.

2010-12-29 12:29:09
peteum: Quick as a flash yet languidly: “I’m tired of life.”

2010-12-29 12:27:43
peteum: Amusing Cambridge-based 8-yr old neice opined that “London is
boring.” Explained that to be tired of London is to be tired of life etc.

2010-12-29 12:12:41
peteum: Went downstairs in the middle of the night to have a piss in the
loo with the fucked light but could just make out Nokia battery in the bowl

2010-12-29 12:09:56
peteum: Kept awake by people tossing fire & seemingly pretending to really
happy to be with one another. Turning slowly into Ed Reardon.

2010-12-29 12:02:38
peteum: Him pretending to cry really badly, pretending to be Italian, me
pretending I believed it all but light on cash.

2010-12-29 12:01:09
peteum: It’s a cynic’s Yule when Eastern European geezers come to the door
pretending to cry about dying girlfriends £19 away in hospital.

2010-12-28 13:44:45
peteum: @harukoraharu Yeah, funny how wars were fought for tea once, oil
now, water in the future perhaps. Bloody people always fighting.

2010-12-28 13:42:33
peteum: @JudeClarke If that was a symptom of a fundamental lack of
commitment to the art of smoking I fear that one day I shall be teatotal
too!

2010-12-27 20:36:08
peteum: RT @Jim_Jepps: Instead of Blair statue let’s have one to Clegg. It
should be seventy feet high, astride Westminster bridge. And should b …

2010-12-27 14:12:59
peteum: Sometimes that’s a load of bollocks.

2010-12-27 14:12:16
peteum: You know when you get pissed and you’ve got work the next day but
you think it’ll be alright?

2010-12-26 12:56:00
peteum: I don’t smell very well.

2010-12-26 12:07:22
peteum: I think NOCHEXXX has got my Electro 4.

2010-12-26 11:47:10
peteum: The place is a mess and The Velvet Underground is a pretty good
record.

2010-12-26 11:45:33
peteum: Completely forgot about the existence of tea!

2010-12-26 11:43:06
peteum: There is copyism and synthesis, but nothing’s original.

2010-12-26 11:41:14
peteum: Jesus help me find my proper place.

2010-12-25 09:30:09
peteum: Ha the cat got catnip.

2010-12-24 16:19:00
peteum: Work are seriously running out of time to let me go home early
here…

2010-12-24 15:49:08
peteum: Doing the money at work. Feeling a bit Bob Cratchitt.

2010-12-24 15:10:32
peteum: @Jim_Jepps Seasons Greetings comrade Jepps

2010-12-23 18:40:01
peteum: @eggboycom You don’t need my meagre net-pimpery for your freelance
market-jostlering anyway, Edmund is trending as we type!

2010-12-23 18:38:02
peteum: @eggboycom When it’s cunts with unamusing stories I want you’re my
go-to man Eddie!

2010-12-23 17:17:22
peteum: @eggboycom I’m leaving now. In shame.

2010-12-23 17:14:02
peteum: @eggboycom I smell your freelancers agenda. Not in London much.
Come to Cambridge. It’s amazing.

2010-12-23 17:08:20
peteum: @eggboycom I voted Eddie! Just haven’t replied yet…

2010-12-23 17:05:43
peteum: But its weird cos I’ve known him for donkeys but haven’t seen him
in 5 years at least & he’s about to skip town for good in 3 days.

2010-12-23 17:02:57
peteum: Had weird thing earlier where I scored Dan hicks LP, quid,
speculatively, then bumped into bloke who hipped me to hicks.

2010-12-23 16:57:39
peteum: @JudeClarke *camp mea culpa face*

2010-12-23 16:55:48
peteum: @oscillatordrift I’m the only one drinking IPA ($2.45). Can’t see
the taps from here but everything else as you left it.

2010-12-23 16:51:13
peteum: Oh don’t kill god’s grace Peter.

2010-12-23 16:48:46
peteum: Divorce-boy talking about what he’s got his son. Some James bond
biznis. Bit there-but-die-the-grace-of-god…

2010-12-23 16:43:59
peteum: This side of the bar is almost all blokes drinking alone. The one
pair are talking about court cases and divorce.

2010-12-23 16:19:01
peteum: Might just get everybody bongs from the market.

2010-12-23 16:17:47
peteum: I’m Christmas shopping in town. In The Champion of the Thames.
Might have left it too late cos got work tomorrow…

2010-12-23 12:06:53
peteum: @Laica23 Fearne Cotton has a voice like Capitalism fingering your
annoying mate’s younger sister, who you oddly fancy.

2010-12-23 10:29:39
peteum: @Laica23 Only Fearne Cotton & Michael Howard compare with Humble’s
power to make me want to crush cheekbones with my thumbs.

2010-12-23 10:27:26
peteum: @Laica23 Ah, I see where you’re coming from there, I think, but The
Funky Gibbon counts for a lot.

2010-12-23 09:52:07
peteum: @Laica23 She does seem a bit nervy and defensive, and it is quite a
lot of rage…

2010-12-23 07:48:27
peteum: Imagine being Kate Humble and never knowing how much you enrage
Pete Um.

2010-12-22 19:47:45
peteum: @JudeClarke they have to pay me to watch this nonsense. Go and read
a book woman!

2010-12-22 16:00:32
peteum: Fellow musical misanthrope @animalsonwheels is now following me on
Twitter!

2010-12-22 09:43:11
peteum: It’s like getting paid for my hobby.

2010-12-22 09:40:12
peteum: Beginning of my working day: Sainsburys to buy 3 bottles of Adnams
Broadside.

2010-12-21 21:07:54
peteum: In the Devonshire Arms, it’s the Surrey cocks.

2010-12-21 12:51:58
peteum: @JudeClarke To be fair I have a family gathering tonight that would
make Claude Levi Strauss cry like a frustrated child.

2010-12-21 12:40:50
peteum: @JudeClarke … ALL BE BUGGERING EACH OTHER IN A SEA OF PORN.

2010-12-21 12:40:14
peteum: @JudeClarke If our NATURAL BRITISH WAY OF LIFE has degenerated to
the point where you have STEPDAUGHTER’SSTEPSONS you might as well…

2010-12-21 12:35:16
peteum: @arthurCRS We like you too arthurCRS.

2010-12-21 12:34:03
peteum: RT @tinyrevolution: “Assange’s a high-tech terrorist,” said Joe
Biden. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to use a flying robot to bomb pe
…

2010-12-21 12:32:49
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Sas is made entirely from WRONG isn’t he? I bet he can
breathe underwater and shit.

2010-12-21 12:29:23
peteum: @JudeClarke …but think of his little face…

2010-12-20 22:54:34
peteum: @NOCHEXXX Abba. The best way to say “I give up”.

2010-12-20 14:06:38
peteum: RT @SimonSwears: Beautiful anus

2010-12-20 14:05:47
peteum: @micheleidesmith Battery-heated gloves? Really?

2010-12-20 14:05:00
peteum: RT @FAST_LADY: If you’re alone this Christmas make sure you don’t
drink alone and commit suicide.

2010-12-19 12:50:43
peteum: Me and Phil should release this shit. “the greatest show ever
gave”.

2010-12-19 12:49:27
peteum: J&H; PRODUCTIONS.

2010-12-19 12:47:46
peteum: RT @MaxTundra It’s at times like t

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